1 00:00:24,097 --> 00:00:25,197 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:27,165 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:28,467 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:28,469 --> 00:00:30,969 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:35,576 --> 00:00:37,175 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,712 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:43,617 --> 00:00:45,050 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:47,321 --> 00:00:49,588 SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,690 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:51,692 --> 00:00:54,026 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:54,028 --> 00:00:56,061 SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:56,063 --> 00:00:57,396 - SpongeBob 13 00:00:57,398 --> 00:00:59,298 SquarePants! 14 00:01:20,187 --> 00:01:24,122 - Huh? 15 00:01:24,658 --> 00:01:26,758 It's here! Yee-haw! 16 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,661 My newest science book has arrived. 17 00:01:29,663 --> 00:01:32,397 I wonder what new and fantastic area of science 18 00:01:32,399 --> 00:01:34,733 will be revealed to me this month. 19 00:01:34,735 --> 00:01:38,503 Oh, hey, it's them fancy bloomers I ordered too. 20 00:01:38,505 --> 00:01:42,140 This day just keeps getting better. 21 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:47,379 Ah. 22 00:01:47,381 --> 00:01:48,480 "Behavioral psychology 23 00:01:48,482 --> 00:01:51,817 is the study of people and their habits." 24 00:01:51,819 --> 00:01:54,353 I've studied underwater chemistry, 25 00:01:54,355 --> 00:01:55,387 geology, and astronomy, 26 00:01:55,389 --> 00:01:59,291 but I've never studied underwater people. 27 00:02:01,594 --> 00:02:04,563 Sandy Cheeks, day one of behavioral study 28 00:02:04,565 --> 00:02:06,665 of subjects in Bikini Bottom. 29 00:02:06,667 --> 00:02:09,701 Initiating observations... now! 30 00:02:09,703 --> 00:02:11,470 - My wife said she wouldn't even try it, 31 00:02:11,472 --> 00:02:13,271 no matter how much I salt the legumes. 32 00:02:13,273 --> 00:02:15,440 - My daughter Amanda is exactly the same. 33 00:02:15,442 --> 00:02:16,541 It's always an argument. 34 00:02:16,543 --> 00:02:17,909 I mean, I've tried to— 35 00:02:17,911 --> 00:02:20,178 - Older lumpy-looking female subject, 36 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:22,748 obviously a mother, hates daughter. 37 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:23,448 - Excuse me! 38 00:02:23,450 --> 00:02:24,750 - Subject asked to be excused, 39 00:02:24,752 --> 00:02:28,787 but I am unable to observe what she wishes to be excused from. 40 00:02:28,789 --> 00:02:29,721 - Hey, creepy squirrel, 41 00:02:29,723 --> 00:02:32,257 what's with all the eavesdropping? 42 00:02:32,259 --> 00:02:33,025 - Take a hike, mammal! 43 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:36,361 - Subjects' emotional state seems to be rising in anger. 44 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:39,731 Eyebrows are now considerably furrowed. 45 00:02:46,639 --> 00:02:48,607 I got to find new subjects... 46 00:02:48,609 --> 00:02:51,343 who won't mind being observed. 47 00:02:54,415 --> 00:02:54,946 Eureka! 48 00:02:54,948 --> 00:02:57,182 - Hey, that's my line. 49 00:02:57,918 --> 00:02:58,683 - Hey, fellas. 50 00:02:58,685 --> 00:03:01,586 How'd you like to be a part of my cool experiment? 51 00:03:03,290 --> 00:03:06,458 Ooh, I could use a mint. Mmm. 52 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:07,225 - No, Patrick. 53 00:03:07,227 --> 00:03:10,362 It's an experiment in behavioral psychology. 54 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:12,597 - That doesn't sound tasty. 55 00:03:12,599 --> 00:03:13,932 - What do we have to do? 56 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:14,699 - It's easy. 57 00:03:14,701 --> 00:03:16,735 I observe you while you two act normal. 58 00:03:16,737 --> 00:03:17,702 - Act normal? - Yeah. 59 00:03:17,704 --> 00:03:19,805 Just do what you would naturally do. 60 00:03:19,807 --> 00:03:21,807 Be natural. 61 00:03:21,809 --> 00:03:23,675 Starting... now! 62 00:03:23,677 --> 00:03:27,412 - Uh, natural greeting to you, friend. 63 00:03:27,414 --> 00:03:31,983 - Natural greeting returned. 64 00:03:34,454 --> 00:03:38,256 - Would you like to have some natural fun? 65 00:03:38,258 --> 00:03:39,791 - Oh, yes, please. 66 00:03:39,793 --> 00:03:45,263 - Naturally. 67 00:03:45,898 --> 00:03:49,301 - Ugh, all right. Experiment's done. 68 00:03:49,303 --> 00:03:52,537 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 69 00:03:52,539 --> 00:03:53,472 What are the results? 70 00:03:53,474 --> 00:03:56,441 Did we do good? 71 00:03:56,443 --> 00:03:57,642 - Oh, can I have an A-plus? 72 00:03:57,644 --> 00:03:59,611 - Oh, oh, yes! I want an A-plus too! 73 00:03:59,613 --> 00:04:02,314 Oh! Pretty please, pretty please, pretty please? 74 00:04:02,316 --> 00:04:04,449 - Pretty please with sugar on top? 75 00:04:04,451 --> 00:04:05,951 - Yes, yes. 76 00:04:05,953 --> 00:04:08,553 You both get an A-plus. 77 00:04:08,555 --> 00:04:10,255 - Whoo! - I knew it! 78 00:04:10,257 --> 00:04:10,856 - Whoo! 79 00:04:10,858 --> 00:04:14,392 - Subjects acting natural. Resume observation. 80 00:04:14,394 --> 00:04:16,661 - Aha. - I got an A-plus! 81 00:04:16,663 --> 00:04:19,798 A-plus, A-plus, A-plus. A-plus, A-plus, A-plus. 82 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,434 - Oh, forget it. 83 00:04:24,638 --> 00:04:27,305 "When a subject is aware of being observed, 84 00:04:27,307 --> 00:04:33,411 it can affect his or her actions and create inaccurate data." 85 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:34,579 Hmm. 86 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:38,517 - Double eureka! 87 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:41,453 That's our line! 88 00:04:41,654 --> 00:04:44,322 - Hey, are you guys up for another experiment? 89 00:04:44,324 --> 00:04:45,157 - Oh, boy, am I ever! 90 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,325 Can you hook us up to electrodes 91 00:04:47,327 --> 00:04:50,595 or—or expose us to gamma rays? 92 00:04:50,597 --> 00:04:51,163 - Ehhh... 93 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:52,864 - It's a guaranteed A-plus. 94 00:04:52,866 --> 00:04:54,833 - Oh! It's like a dream! 95 00:04:54,835 --> 00:04:55,767 - Okay, first thing. 96 00:04:55,769 --> 00:04:58,370 Go to the beach and fill one bucket 97 00:04:58,372 --> 00:04:59,037 with white sand 98 00:04:59,039 --> 00:05:00,739 and one bucket with black sand. 99 00:05:00,741 --> 00:05:03,742 Can you do that? - Easy sneezy! 100 00:05:08,347 --> 00:05:09,848 - Eww. - Eh... 101 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,716 Yeah, whatever he said. 102 00:05:11,718 --> 00:05:14,319 - Then off you go. 103 00:05:14,321 --> 00:05:15,820 Time to get to work. 104 00:05:28,702 --> 00:05:30,001 - Sandy! 105 00:05:30,003 --> 00:05:32,037 We're back. 106 00:05:32,039 --> 00:05:32,837 - Good job, fellers! 107 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:36,107 - We're an awesome team! - We sure are, buddy. 108 00:05:36,109 --> 00:05:36,808 - Okay, team, 109 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,677 for this experiment, I need you to count 110 00:05:38,679 --> 00:05:40,512 the grains of sand in each bucket, 111 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,814 then tell me if there are more black grains 112 00:05:42,816 --> 00:05:44,349 or more white grains, 113 00:05:44,351 --> 00:05:47,085 or is it the same amount? 114 00:05:47,087 --> 00:05:47,819 All right, then. 115 00:05:47,821 --> 00:05:49,921 I have to run some errands, but I'll be back later. 116 00:05:49,923 --> 00:05:52,023 Aye, aye, Captain Sandy. 117 00:05:52,025 --> 00:05:55,560 - Oh, and, Patrick, you're in charge. 118 00:05:55,562 --> 00:05:57,862 - Oh... 119 00:06:02,002 --> 00:06:03,568 - All systems check. 120 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:04,803 - Well, let's get counting. 121 00:06:04,805 --> 00:06:05,971 Should we both count white sand 122 00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:07,138 and move on to the black sand, 123 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:08,573 or do you want to have your own bucket? 124 00:06:08,575 --> 00:06:14,479 - I'm in charge. I'm in charge. 125 00:06:14,481 --> 00:06:16,581 I'm in charge. 126 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,650 - So what's it gonna be, boss? 127 00:06:18,652 --> 00:06:20,619 - Uh... the first one? 128 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:23,588 You're in charge. 129 00:06:24,724 --> 00:06:26,858 - I'm in charge. - One... 130 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:29,060 - I'm in charge. 131 00:06:29,062 --> 00:06:30,028 Two... 132 00:06:30,030 --> 00:06:33,098 - Three. - I'm in charge. 133 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:35,000 I'm in charge. 134 00:06:35,635 --> 00:06:37,435 I'm in charge. 135 00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:40,405 - 47. 47? 136 00:06:40,407 --> 00:06:41,706 - Uh? Huh? What? 137 00:06:41,708 --> 00:06:43,642 - Lost you there for a little bit. 138 00:06:43,644 --> 00:06:45,410 We were at 47? 139 00:06:45,412 --> 00:06:47,712 - I don't know if I want to do it this way. 140 00:06:47,714 --> 00:06:50,482 - Okay, boss man, how do you want to do it? 141 00:06:50,484 --> 00:06:53,418 - Uh... oh, oh... 142 00:06:53,420 --> 00:06:55,820 - How about you count the white sand 143 00:06:55,822 --> 00:06:57,589 and I count the black sand? 144 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:00,425 - Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 145 00:07:00,427 --> 00:07:02,727 That's it. 146 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:08,099 48, forty... nine! 147 00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:09,134 Oh, oh, 50! 148 00:07:09,136 --> 00:07:12,504 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 149 00:07:12,506 --> 00:07:17,175 - Seven... Eight, nine, ten. 150 00:07:17,177 --> 00:07:18,710 - Oh! 151 00:07:18,978 --> 00:07:21,646 - Time to initiate the first variable. 152 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:23,815 One big bowl, one small bowl. 153 00:07:23,817 --> 00:07:26,618 Exactly eight ounces per bowl. 154 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:30,555 Free ice-a cream. Free ice-a cream! 155 00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:31,856 A-one day only! 156 00:07:31,858 --> 00:07:33,458 Get your free-a ice cream! 157 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,559 - Oh, boy! Let's go! 158 00:07:34,561 --> 00:07:38,129 - You're the boss. - Free ice-a cream-a! 159 00:07:38,131 --> 00:07:42,567 - Oh, my sea stars, free ice cream. 160 00:07:42,569 --> 00:07:43,234 - Hey, boys. 161 00:07:43,236 --> 00:07:44,969 How'd you like a nice-a free-a bowl 162 00:07:44,971 --> 00:07:47,706 of tuttsi fruitsi ice-a cream-a? 163 00:07:49,843 --> 00:07:52,711 Okey-a-dokey. 164 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:54,245 - One free ice cream, please. 165 00:07:54,247 --> 00:07:57,615 - All sold out. Maybe we'll get some later! 166 00:07:57,617 --> 00:07:59,484 - Ow! 167 00:08:00,153 --> 00:08:02,954 Lousy first come, first serve. 168 00:08:04,590 --> 00:08:07,158 - Um, your—your bowl is bigger. 169 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:10,528 - You want to trade? - Yeah. 170 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:13,064 - Hmm? Mm-mm... 171 00:08:13,066 --> 00:08:14,799 You got more ice cream. 172 00:08:14,801 --> 00:08:17,168 - Patrick, I think your ice cream only looks smaller 173 00:08:17,170 --> 00:08:18,103 'cause the bowl is big. 174 00:08:18,105 --> 00:08:22,173 - Well, I want to trade back. 175 00:08:22,175 --> 00:08:24,843 There's only one fair thing to do. 176 00:08:24,845 --> 00:08:26,544 - What's that? 177 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:29,714 Patrick, you call that fair? 178 00:08:29,716 --> 00:08:30,849 - I'm in charge. 179 00:08:30,851 --> 00:08:33,618 - Ah... Oh, yeah. 180 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,653 - Time for variable two. 181 00:08:35,655 --> 00:08:38,123 More free-a ice cream here. 182 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:40,959 Now in-a same sized cones. 183 00:08:40,961 --> 00:08:43,561 - Huh? I just got my slippers on. 184 00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:47,031 - Here you go! - I'll take those, my good man. 185 00:08:47,033 --> 00:08:50,168 - Oh, but, Patrick, I— - I'm in charge. 186 00:08:50,170 --> 00:08:53,605 - Uh, one cone, please. - All gone! 187 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:55,840 - Ow! 188 00:08:56,676 --> 00:08:57,709 For the love of Pete! 189 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,544 - Can I have my cone now? Can I have my cone now? 190 00:08:59,546 --> 00:09:01,846 Can I have my cone now? Can I have my cone now? 191 00:09:01,848 --> 00:09:04,082 - Mm... hmm... 192 00:09:04,084 --> 00:09:06,217 Rub my feet first. - Oh, come on! 193 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:10,855 - Who's in charge? - All right, I'll rub your feet. 194 00:09:10,857 --> 00:09:12,590 Eww. 195 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:18,596 Hey, my ice cream is melting all over your hand. 196 00:09:18,598 --> 00:09:21,299 - Oh... I'll fix that. 197 00:09:21,301 --> 00:09:25,136 - Patrick, you are making very poor choices! 198 00:09:25,138 --> 00:09:26,838 - Don't you back-sass me! 199 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:27,672 I'm in charge, 200 00:09:27,674 --> 00:09:29,040 and you have to do what I say. 201 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:33,178 Now... count that bucket of white sand. 202 00:09:33,180 --> 00:09:36,014 - All right, I will. 203 00:09:36,016 --> 00:09:40,652 1,893,601, 1,893,602, 204 00:09:40,654 --> 00:09:43,888 1,893,603. 205 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:46,057 Done! Now to count the black sand. 206 00:09:46,059 --> 00:09:46,958 - Oh, that's a pity. 207 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:50,328 Looks like you'll have to start over. 208 00:09:51,064 --> 00:09:53,264 Enjoying that ice cream, Patrick? 209 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:53,932 - Yes, I am. 210 00:09:53,934 --> 00:09:56,968 - Would you like sprinkles on it? 211 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,303 - Hey! 212 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:04,843 - Jeepers, I didn't see that coming. 213 00:10:05,144 --> 00:10:08,012 - You don't leave until I say so! 214 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:12,717 - Sandy to Gary, Sandy to Gary, 215 00:10:12,719 --> 00:10:15,220 how serious is the situation? 216 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:18,923 - Oh, I didn't think this all the way through. 217 00:10:18,925 --> 00:10:21,125 I've got to shut this down! 218 00:10:22,262 --> 00:10:25,063 - Aha! I want my free— 219 00:10:27,099 --> 00:10:30,635 - Open the door! The experiment is over! 220 00:10:30,637 --> 00:10:31,870 Open the door! 221 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:33,404 - You heard Sandy. Open the door! 222 00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:35,373 - You open it! - No, you open it! 223 00:10:35,375 --> 00:10:37,876 - No, you open it! 224 00:10:37,878 --> 00:10:41,212 - Mr. Pavlovi, tell SpongeBob to open the door! 225 00:10:41,214 --> 00:10:44,749 - It's me, Sandy! 226 00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:45,717 The experiment is over! 227 00:10:45,719 --> 00:10:47,952 - But we didn't even finish counting the sand. 228 00:10:47,954 --> 00:10:49,787 - I didn't care about the sand. 229 00:10:49,789 --> 00:10:51,990 I just wanted to observe you acting naturally, 230 00:10:51,992 --> 00:10:54,993 so I hid microphones and cameras around your house— 231 00:10:54,995 --> 00:10:57,228 Cameras? 232 00:10:59,865 --> 00:11:01,699 - Et tu, Gary? 233 00:11:05,939 --> 00:11:09,307 I was a monster. 234 00:11:09,309 --> 00:11:13,077 I deserve a C-minus. 235 00:11:13,079 --> 00:11:15,046 - Aw, Patrick, don't be so hard on yourself. 236 00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:18,049 It was the experiment's fault that you were such a jerk. 237 00:11:18,051 --> 00:11:20,919 - I blame science, stupid science. 238 00:11:20,921 --> 00:11:23,221 - Everybody gets an A-plus 239 00:11:23,223 --> 00:11:25,323 and-a ice-a cream-a! 240 00:11:31,131 --> 00:11:33,698 What is going on? 241 00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:36,000 I know it's a stupid question, 242 00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:38,102 but is there any ice cream left? 243 00:11:38,104 --> 00:11:41,439 - Oh... eesh, sorry, we're all out. 244 00:11:41,441 --> 00:11:43,775 - You ate it all? You animals! 245 00:11:43,777 --> 00:11:46,077 You didn't even leave me one drop? 246 00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:49,147 There's got to be some left in here! 247 00:11:51,051 --> 00:11:54,152 - Now let the real experiment begin. 248 00:11:54,154 --> 00:11:55,920 - Come on! Get in my mouth! 249 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:58,222 Oh, this one's empty! 250 00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:17,342 - Why couldn't I see it before? 251 00:12:20,747 --> 00:12:24,382 The way to get the Krabby Patty formula was so obvious. 252 00:12:24,384 --> 00:12:26,050 Spend an inordinate amount of time 253 00:12:26,052 --> 00:12:29,554 training several dozen sea bears to take over your restaurant 254 00:12:29,556 --> 00:12:30,888 and force you to give it up. 255 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:35,460 Nothing can turn them from their central purpose! 256 00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:36,294 - Yoo-hoo. 257 00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:38,262 Who wants their tummies tickled? 258 00:12:38,264 --> 00:12:40,365 - No! My weapons! Ouch! 259 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:43,101 - Sea bears aren't weapons, Plankton. 260 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:45,403 They're furry buckets of love. 261 00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:46,137 See? 262 00:12:46,139 --> 00:12:50,408 And what do sea bears love more than tummy tickles? 263 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:53,011 Jellyfish honey. 264 00:12:55,314 --> 00:12:58,282 Come and get it. 265 00:12:58,284 --> 00:12:59,017 - No, come back! 266 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,952 - Why do you keep doing this, Plankton? 267 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:04,155 When you mess with me business, you mess with me money! 268 00:13:04,157 --> 00:13:06,958 - Money's not everything, you know? 269 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,925 - Course it is! 270 00:13:07,927 --> 00:13:10,028 Money makes the world go round 271 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:12,096 and makes me heart go pound. 272 00:13:12,098 --> 00:13:14,365 - Well, if you love money so much, 273 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:17,035 why don't you marry it? 274 00:13:18,504 --> 00:13:19,604 - If I could, I would. 275 00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:22,540 - Would you now? 276 00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:24,409 - You still here? - Aah! 277 00:13:24,411 --> 00:13:28,646 This gives me an idea. Ow! 278 00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:34,385 Another lonely evening... 279 00:13:34,387 --> 00:13:38,089 dumping trash... alone. 280 00:13:38,091 --> 00:13:40,525 - Huh? 281 00:13:41,628 --> 00:13:42,493 - Um... 282 00:13:42,495 --> 00:13:45,997 Hello? Miss? 283 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:52,003 Ooh, careful now. Careful. 284 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,138 Your ink will run. 285 00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:56,607 - My, you're such a gentleman. 286 00:13:56,609 --> 00:13:58,142 Yeah, well. 287 00:13:58,144 --> 00:14:03,514 So, uh, what's a nice denomination like you doing... 288 00:14:03,516 --> 00:14:04,415 on a bench like this? 289 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:08,119 - My date was supposed to bring me to the bank, 290 00:14:08,121 --> 00:14:10,621 but he stood me up. 291 00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:11,222 - What? 292 00:14:11,224 --> 00:14:13,691 Hey, if I met the scallywag that stood you up, 293 00:14:13,693 --> 00:14:16,327 I'd knock him down. 294 00:14:16,329 --> 00:14:17,261 Ooh! 295 00:14:17,263 --> 00:14:20,231 - My knight in shinning exoskeleton. 296 00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:24,202 - Name's Krabs, Eugene Krabs. 297 00:14:24,204 --> 00:14:24,836 And yours? 298 00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:28,172 - Cashina. You're very sweet. 299 00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:29,073 - You know something? 300 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:32,543 You look like a million bucks when you smile. 301 00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:36,047 - Cashina, would you make this old crab's day 302 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,715 and allow me to take you to a place 303 00:14:37,717 --> 00:14:39,550 where you can buy me dinner? 304 00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:40,551 - I'd love to. 305 00:14:40,553 --> 00:14:43,621 Scam you out of your secret formula, that is. 306 00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:04,075 - Whoa! 307 00:15:06,513 --> 00:15:08,179 - Allow me. 308 00:15:08,181 --> 00:15:09,614 - This food is so delicious. 309 00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:13,651 Oop, you don't suppose it has a secret formula. 310 00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:18,322 I don't suppose you know anything about secrets... 311 00:15:18,324 --> 00:15:19,290 or formulas. 312 00:15:19,292 --> 00:15:23,227 - Ooh, I do have a very special recipe. 313 00:15:23,229 --> 00:15:27,331 - Yes? - For delicious kisses. 314 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:27,899 - Ugh. 315 00:15:27,901 --> 00:15:30,768 - Cashina, would you mind if I kissed you? 316 00:15:30,770 --> 00:15:34,172 - Oh, Eugene. This is all moving so fast. 317 00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:37,141 Just as I planned. 318 00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:38,509 - Be gentle. 319 00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:40,578 - Purse lips. 320 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,849 - Wow! What a woman. 321 00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:48,286 Well, I finally did it. 322 00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:50,755 I kissed a crab. 323 00:15:56,361 --> 00:15:57,728 Ooh, Cashina. 324 00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:59,330 - Daddy, I want to— Ew! 325 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:03,267 Are you kissing a locket with a woman's picture in it? 326 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:05,269 - Oh, no! No! I was, uh— 327 00:16:05,271 --> 00:16:09,207 I was polishing this jewelry with me mouth hole. 328 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:13,678 You see? Like this... 329 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:15,546 - Gross! 330 00:16:15,548 --> 00:16:16,848 - Pearl, me little beluga, 331 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,282 I never thought I'd say this, 332 00:16:18,284 --> 00:16:21,485 but I may have found you a new mom. 333 00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:22,353 - No way! 334 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:24,789 I have seen stepmoms in movies, Dad. 335 00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:26,657 She'll make me sweep up the cinders, 336 00:16:26,659 --> 00:16:28,793 and then she won't let me go to the ball, 337 00:16:28,795 --> 00:16:33,598 and then I'll never meet my Prince Charming. 338 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:37,468 - You know, we're gonna have to have another talk 339 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,303 about fantasy and reality. 340 00:16:39,305 --> 00:16:40,872 - Okay, then what's she like? 341 00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:45,877 - Well, she's everything I've ever wanted in a woman. 342 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,279 - Blech! - Oh, don't worry, sweetie. 343 00:16:48,281 --> 00:16:49,447 Nothing will ever come between us. 344 00:16:49,449 --> 00:16:52,884 Oh, she's here! Out of me way! 345 00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,719 Hello, me little money stack. 346 00:16:54,721 --> 00:16:57,355 I want you to meet me daughter, Pearl. 347 00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:59,690 - Pearl, I love your rouge. 348 00:16:59,692 --> 00:17:02,226 How chic! - It's actually a rash. 349 00:17:02,228 --> 00:17:05,263 - Uh... teen talk, teen talk. 350 00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:06,230 Uh, girls like shoes. 351 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:09,166 Well, Pearl. I love your shoes. 352 00:17:09,168 --> 00:17:11,369 - I'm not wearing shoes. 353 00:17:11,371 --> 00:17:12,503 Those are barnacles. 354 00:17:12,505 --> 00:17:15,740 - Oh, uh, I have some cream for that. 355 00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:18,376 - Stop trying to mom at me, lady! 356 00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:19,243 I don't need you. 357 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:21,445 - Well, Pearl, since I'm seeing your father, 358 00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:24,282 I hope we can learn to understand each other. 359 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:26,584 - You'll never understand me! 360 00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,853 In fact, I'm going to make it a point 361 00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:31,722 to never be understandable again. 362 00:17:31,724 --> 00:17:35,359 Blarb snobble goober blab! 363 00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:38,262 - Eh, let me talk to her. - No. 364 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,831 I think I should do this alone. 365 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:43,567 - Oh, I haven't been this nervous 366 00:17:43,569 --> 00:17:45,503 since me first boatswain's ball. 367 00:17:45,505 --> 00:17:47,271 - And I was all, "You call this a mugging?" 368 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:50,942 And then I suplexed him until he gave me my purse back. 369 00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:54,412 - Hey, you two, how about inviting me 370 00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:56,414 into your inside joke, eh? 371 00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,683 - Oh, you wouldn't get it, Dad. 372 00:17:58,685 --> 00:18:00,351 It's a girl thing. 373 00:18:00,353 --> 00:18:01,986 - Cashina, you know I love you, 374 00:18:01,988 --> 00:18:04,522 and now me daughter loves you too. 375 00:18:04,524 --> 00:18:06,724 Will you marry me, Cashina? 376 00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:16,534 - Yes! Yes, yes! 377 00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:17,268 Perfect! 378 00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,135 When we're married, 379 00:18:18,137 --> 00:18:20,371 he'll have to tell me the secret formula. 380 00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:22,840 Yeah! 381 00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,977 - SpongeBob, you're gonna be me wedding planner. 382 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:27,712 - I'm so honored, Mr. Krabs. 383 00:18:27,714 --> 00:18:29,280 - Great! Here's your budget. 384 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,749 - Mr. Krabs, I am gonna stretch this dollar 385 00:18:31,751 --> 00:18:33,884 until it begs for mercy. 386 00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:36,554 No disrespect to your new bride. 387 00:18:52,437 --> 00:18:56,674 Would you like our house red or our house yellow? 388 00:19:02,948 --> 00:19:03,981 Ta-da! 389 00:19:08,488 --> 00:19:10,788 And now the couple will exchange their vows. 390 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:14,625 - Eugene, you have everything I ever wanted in a man: 391 00:19:14,627 --> 00:19:18,429 an exoskeleton, freakishly long eye stalks, 392 00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:21,365 and the secret Krabby Patty formula. 393 00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:22,566 Aw! 394 00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:24,969 - Cashina, you came into my life 395 00:19:24,971 --> 00:19:28,039 when I thought I'd live the rest of it alone. 396 00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,474 You showed me once and for all 397 00:19:30,476 --> 00:19:34,445 that while money can't buy you love, 398 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,314 it can give you love. 399 00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:38,649 Aw! 400 00:19:38,651 --> 00:19:42,319 - You may now kiss the bride. 401 00:19:45,825 --> 00:19:47,591 - Oh, no! What about the bouquet? 402 00:19:47,593 --> 00:19:52,463 - Uh, one bouquet coming up, Mrs. Krabs! 403 00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:54,632 Huh? 404 00:19:54,634 --> 00:19:55,699 Huh? 405 00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:57,368 - Huh? 406 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,002 - Catch! 407 00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:03,407 Hooray! I win! 408 00:20:08,513 --> 00:20:12,349 - It's a shame Plankton couldn't be here. 409 00:20:15,688 --> 00:20:20,057 Who knew Eugene was so light on his crab legs? 410 00:20:27,934 --> 00:20:29,567 - Okay. 411 00:20:33,973 --> 00:20:34,638 Eugene, 412 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,074 I don't want there to be any secrets between us. 413 00:20:37,076 --> 00:20:38,843 - What? Oh! 414 00:20:38,845 --> 00:20:39,977 I'll tell you everything, 415 00:20:39,979 --> 00:20:41,512 no matter how embarrassing. 416 00:20:41,514 --> 00:20:42,480 I wet me bed till I was 40. 417 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:45,015 Me armpits sweat smells like tartar sauce when I'm afraid. 418 00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:47,685 - Not those kinds of secrets. 419 00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:48,419 - Ooh, okay. 420 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,921 Whatever you want, me sweet, just ask. 421 00:20:50,923 --> 00:20:52,389 - I want you to tell me... 422 00:20:52,391 --> 00:20:54,625 the secret Krabby Patty formula. 423 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:55,493 - The what? 424 00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:56,227 - The secret formula 425 00:20:56,229 --> 00:20:57,428 is locked away in your heart. 426 00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,531 Unlock your heart for me, Eugene. 427 00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:01,999 Let me in. 428 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:03,534 - Oh. Okay. 429 00:21:03,536 --> 00:21:05,603 Anything for you, baby. 430 00:21:07,639 --> 00:21:08,939 I'm gonna whisper it to you, 431 00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:12,476 just in case there's any prying ears out there. 432 00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:15,412 - Oh, boy. Here it comes! 433 00:21:15,414 --> 00:21:18,849 - All right, my sweet. Here it is. 434 00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:21,952 I'm getting a little emotional here. 435 00:21:21,954 --> 00:21:22,987 You know, I never told anyone 436 00:21:22,989 --> 00:21:26,123 the secret Krabby Patty formula before. 437 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:29,093 So... here goes. 438 00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:39,737 - Come on, Krabs. Let it all out. 439 00:21:39,739 --> 00:21:41,172 Uh! - Plankton? 440 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:45,042 - No, no! I'm not Plankton. I'm Cashina. 441 00:21:45,044 --> 00:21:46,810 Your blushing bride. 442 00:21:46,812 --> 00:21:50,080 I'm, uh, uh— am I blushing? 443 00:21:50,082 --> 00:21:51,482 - You... 444 00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:52,783 monster! 445 00:21:54,654 --> 00:21:56,654 Argh! 446 00:21:56,656 --> 00:21:59,857 - Y-y-you're not gonna crush me? 447 00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:02,693 - Oh, I've been alone for so long. 448 00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:05,162 And for the first time in forever, 449 00:22:05,164 --> 00:22:07,198 I felt for someone. 450 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:07,932 Well, something. 451 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:09,767 Well, I mean, a pile of cash with lips. 452 00:22:09,769 --> 00:22:12,570 It was all too good to be true. 453 00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:15,105 Cashina may have not been real, 454 00:22:15,107 --> 00:22:16,140 but me feelings were. 455 00:22:16,142 --> 00:22:19,210 Weren't they? - Get ahold of yourself, Krabs. 456 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:22,980 - Plankton, are you saying it was all just a scheme to you? 457 00:22:22,982 --> 00:22:26,183 You felt nothing? - You're crazy! 458 00:22:26,185 --> 00:22:26,917 I'm out of here! 459 00:22:26,919 --> 00:22:30,788 And one day, that formula will be mine! 460 00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:32,122 Mark it! 461 00:22:44,069 --> 00:22:45,569 - Oh, hey, buddy. 462 00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:46,303 I want you to know, 463 00:22:46,305 --> 00:22:49,540 even though your wife just ran out on you, 464 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:52,076 you still have to tip me.