1 00:00:06,822 --> 00:00:08,556 - Ooh! 2 00:00:21,705 --> 00:00:23,571 - Hi, Pearl. - Hey, girl! 3 00:00:23,573 --> 00:00:25,874 Let's hang out! - Ugh, I can't. 4 00:00:25,876 --> 00:00:28,276 I have to work at Hot Dog on a String today. 5 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:32,847 Brad called in sick, so I'm in charge of stringing the dogs. 6 00:00:32,849 --> 00:00:34,215 Totally lame. 7 00:00:34,217 --> 00:00:37,619 - I guess I'll see you later then. 8 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:38,486 - Uh... 9 00:00:38,488 --> 00:00:42,257 Can I get one with, uh, extra string? 10 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,426 - Ugh. 11 00:00:46,696 --> 00:00:48,296 - What? - Hey, girl! 12 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,466 Want to come over and make fun of boys or something? 13 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,968 - Uh, sorry, girl, I can't. 14 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,638 I'm working at Scorched Coral all day. 15 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,373 It's heinous. 16 00:00:58,375 --> 00:00:59,374 - Oh! 17 00:00:59,376 --> 00:01:02,510 So heinous. See ya later. 18 00:01:02,512 --> 00:01:04,345 - See ya later, Pearl. 19 00:01:04,347 --> 00:01:06,448 - How much is this choker? 20 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:08,683 - Um, it's a wrist band. 21 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:12,620 - Awesome. 22 00:01:14,591 --> 00:01:15,990 - Nixie speaking. 23 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:21,296 - Nixie! My bestest friend in the whole wide world. 24 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,330 You should come over. 25 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:25,600 We can watch TV and eat cheese! 26 00:01:25,602 --> 00:01:26,468 - I wish I could, Pearl, 27 00:01:26,470 --> 00:01:28,303 but I have to work at Dangles and Bangles. 28 00:01:28,305 --> 00:01:31,306 All dangles are half off with the purchase of any bangle. 29 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:33,908 Dangle must be of equal or lesser value than bangle. 30 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:36,644 Some restrictions may apply. 31 00:01:37,546 --> 00:01:42,417 - Oh, you don't work at the mall, do you, Derek? 32 00:01:42,419 --> 00:01:45,720 - No, but all my girlfriends do. 33 00:01:47,824 --> 00:01:50,959 - Daddy! Guess what? 34 00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:56,965 I have no idea, Pearly. 35 00:01:56,967 --> 00:02:00,368 - Dad, I'm getting a job today. 36 00:02:01,671 --> 00:02:02,871 Yahoo! 37 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:06,474 Oh, this is great news, Pearl, me dear! 38 00:02:06,476 --> 00:02:08,476 Now instead of wasting my precious money 39 00:02:08,478 --> 00:02:11,813 on your "clothes" and your "school supplies"... 40 00:02:11,815 --> 00:02:14,382 You can waste your own. 41 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,351 - I'll be a independent working woman, 42 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:20,522 blazing my own trail and standing on my own two fins. 43 00:02:20,524 --> 00:02:22,023 - That's the spirit. 44 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:23,725 - Oh, can I borrow $10? 45 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,028 - I'll miss you around the house. 46 00:02:27,030 --> 00:02:29,731 - Oh, Daddy, you'll see me after work. 47 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:32,700 - I was talkin' to the money. 48 00:02:33,602 --> 00:02:34,602 - Hey, Marina! 49 00:02:34,604 --> 00:02:36,471 I'm here to apply for a job. 50 00:02:36,473 --> 00:02:39,774 - You should meet the manager, I guess? 51 00:02:39,776 --> 00:02:40,675 He's in his office. 52 00:02:40,677 --> 00:02:46,648 Mr. Pepalino, there's someone here for a job. 53 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:47,882 - Ah! 54 00:02:52,889 --> 00:02:54,989 I-I don't think he's in there. 55 00:03:11,807 --> 00:03:14,542 We're not hiring. 56 00:03:16,046 --> 00:03:19,013 - Welcome to Scorched Coral. Please go away. 57 00:03:19,015 --> 00:03:21,649 Oh, hey, Pearl. What are you doing here? 58 00:03:21,651 --> 00:03:24,552 - I would like to apply for a job, please. 59 00:03:24,554 --> 00:03:26,554 - Yeah, sorry. You're a little late. 60 00:03:26,556 --> 00:03:31,059 We were hiring, but we actually just hired someone today. 61 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,862 - Ah! 62 00:03:35,064 --> 00:03:38,499 Oh, Nixie, I need to work at Dangles and Bangles. 63 00:03:38,501 --> 00:03:41,369 This is my last chance. You gotta help me out here. 64 00:03:41,371 --> 00:03:43,371 Oh, please, please, please, please, please! 65 00:03:43,373 --> 00:03:46,908 - Come on, let me introduce you to the manager. 66 00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:49,143 - This is— - Nope, not hiring. 67 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,746 - You don't understand. I have to work here! 68 00:03:51,748 --> 00:03:55,950 - Sorry, missy, the only thing we don't dangle here 69 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:57,585 is hope. 70 00:03:57,587 --> 00:03:59,487 - Oh, bangles. 71 00:04:03,393 --> 00:04:05,693 Ah... 72 00:04:10,499 --> 00:04:12,467 Oh, this is the worst. 73 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,135 If I don't get a job at the mall, 74 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:18,139 I'm gonna have to hang out with my dad. 75 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:20,875 - You looking for a job, deary? 76 00:04:20,877 --> 00:04:23,478 - Yeah! I need one as soon as possible. 77 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,481 It's a life or death situation, actually. 78 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,049 - Oh, my goodness. 79 00:04:28,051 --> 00:04:28,916 Are you in danger? 80 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:30,718 - In danger of never seeing my friends 81 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,920 'cause I don't have a job. 82 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:35,490 - Come with me. 83 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:41,562 Weird. 84 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:49,871 I've never been in this part of the mall before. 85 00:04:50,506 --> 00:04:51,973 Ugh! 86 00:04:51,975 --> 00:04:52,874 What's that smell? 87 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:56,944 - Oh, probably one of the many perfumes that we sell 88 00:04:56,946 --> 00:05:00,748 here at Grandma's Apron! 89 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:04,652 Congratulations! You're hired. 90 00:05:05,288 --> 00:05:09,791 Oh, this is the best day of my life! 91 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:11,993 Ah! 92 00:05:11,995 --> 00:05:15,496 Well, I can't quite afford to be picky these days. 93 00:05:15,498 --> 00:05:19,233 The only other employee besides me was Myrtle, 94 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:23,671 and she's... no longer with us. 95 00:05:23,673 --> 00:05:27,742 Almost forgot my shades! 96 00:05:28,177 --> 00:05:30,511 See ya later, suckers! 97 00:05:34,183 --> 00:05:36,718 - Hey, Pearl. Over here. 98 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:37,618 - Did you find a job? 99 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:42,023 - Yeah, I got a job at Grandma's Apron. 100 00:05:42,025 --> 00:05:46,761 Pearl, you can not be serious. 101 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,996 - Ew, that store is for old people. 102 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:53,067 Old people are so... old. 103 00:05:53,069 --> 00:05:55,803 - Old people aren't that bad. 104 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:57,905 Are they? 105 00:06:12,689 --> 00:06:15,823 - Hey, girls, I smell moth balls. 106 00:06:15,825 --> 00:06:17,925 - Well, we are having a sale on them. 107 00:06:17,927 --> 00:06:19,160 They're 25% off today. 108 00:06:19,162 --> 00:06:21,896 - Um, isn't it your nap time, Pearl? 109 00:06:21,898 --> 00:06:24,966 - Where's your muumuu, granny? 110 00:06:26,936 --> 00:06:30,738 - Oh, don't let those bubble-headed nincompoops 111 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:31,973 get to you, Pearly. 112 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,908 - But it's not fair. 113 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:35,943 - Life's not fair, my dear. 114 00:06:35,945 --> 00:06:39,080 We all go through hard times at some point. 115 00:06:39,082 --> 00:06:40,681 Here, look. See? 116 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:43,050 I was different from the other girls, 117 00:06:43,052 --> 00:06:44,652 and they teased me for it. 118 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,088 They called me "Boring Beatrice." 119 00:06:47,090 --> 00:06:49,991 Not very creative, those girls. 120 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,659 - Who would even take a picture of that? 121 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:56,130 - Oh, good ol' Jonesy from the AV Club took that one! 122 00:06:56,132 --> 00:06:57,799 - Wait, but who took that picture— 123 00:06:57,801 --> 00:07:00,101 - All that matters, Pearly, my dear, 124 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:02,870 is that things will soon change. 125 00:07:02,872 --> 00:07:03,671 But in the meantime, 126 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:05,940 you should be having as much fun as possible. 127 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:09,911 Let me show you how grandmas do it. 128 00:07:41,244 --> 00:07:44,912 - Whoa, come back here, yarn! 129 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,319 Love the shoes, Pearl. 130 00:07:51,321 --> 00:07:53,354 - You guys just don't get it. 131 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:55,122 Being a grandma is fun. 132 00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:58,025 I get to sit in a rocking chair, 133 00:07:58,027 --> 00:07:59,727 dust tchotchkes, 134 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:00,461 bake cookies, 135 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:03,698 knit mittens, hats, and scarves. 136 00:08:05,969 --> 00:08:06,667 - Scarves. 137 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:10,271 - It's actually, like, the most coral store in the whole mall, 138 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:16,711 so you can all just... just... eat barnacles! 139 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,382 - Now, now, girls. Let's be polite. 140 00:08:21,384 --> 00:08:25,753 - What are you gonna do about it, granny? 141 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,791 - Granny power! 142 00:08:30,793 --> 00:08:33,194 Power! Power! 143 00:08:33,196 --> 00:08:34,128 - Aah! 144 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,101 - Aah! 145 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:46,807 - Pearl, toss me the Autumn Years perfume. 146 00:08:46,809 --> 00:08:48,075 - Hi-ya! 147 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:57,785 - It smells like pills and bed pans. 148 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:58,953 Whoa! 149 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:15,169 - Well, now that you're all sitting down, 150 00:09:15,171 --> 00:09:16,938 let me tell you about the first time 151 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:19,173 I ever saw a talking picture show. 152 00:09:19,175 --> 00:09:21,909 Oh, boy, did they know how to talk. 153 00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:25,279 - No, please! I can't take any more! 154 00:09:25,281 --> 00:09:28,349 - It's... so... boring. 155 00:09:28,351 --> 00:09:31,052 - No, I hate the past. 156 00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:36,457 - And that's why today, we all wear shoes. 157 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:38,826 - Okay, okay, We get it. 158 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,462 We will stop being mean, I promise. 159 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:44,265 Just let us go. 160 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:47,101 Whoa! 161 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:49,503 - Listen, Pearl. 162 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,305 We didn't mean to hurt your feeling or anything. 163 00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:54,208 We just, like, think it's weird that you're, like, 164 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:57,078 a grandma now or whatever. 165 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,479 We don't really get it. 166 00:09:58,481 --> 00:10:02,116 - Well, I don't care what you think anymore anyway. 167 00:10:02,118 --> 00:10:03,517 I'm being true to myself, 168 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:07,888 and—and that's all that matters! 169 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,357 Eh. 170 00:10:10,058 --> 00:10:12,460 - I'm a grandma now. Right, Beatrice? 171 00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:17,331 - Oh, Pearl, I'm so glad you enjoy being a grandma, 172 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,934 but your friends make a good point. 173 00:10:19,936 --> 00:10:22,069 You're only young once, you see. 174 00:10:22,071 --> 00:10:24,438 You don't want to grow up too fast 175 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:28,142 or you'll miss out on all the fun. 176 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,277 - I guess you're right. 177 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:32,213 Being a grandma is nice and all, 178 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,483 but I do miss being a super hip young person. 179 00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:38,986 - Go have yourself some fun, my dear. 180 00:10:38,988 --> 00:10:39,820 Ah, ah, ah, ah. 181 00:10:39,822 --> 00:10:43,224 How 'bout a nice, gentle handshake instead? 182 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,192 - Hey, wait up, guys! 183 00:10:45,194 --> 00:10:48,429 I want to be friends while I'm still young! 184 00:10:48,431 --> 00:10:51,932 - I'll see you tomorrow. 185 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:54,001 - You dropped this. 186 00:11:06,314 --> 00:11:08,949 One, two, three, four. 187 00:11:08,951 --> 00:11:10,885 I declare a thumb war! 188 00:11:15,525 --> 00:11:16,957 - Huh? - Yah! 189 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:23,197 - Now that was a great thumb war, mister. 190 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:26,934 - It was Patrick, but now we will let peace prevail. 191 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:27,735 Let us sign this treaty, 192 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:31,005 and our thumbs will live in harmony. 193 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:33,941 Great job, Patrick. 194 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:37,912 - Gee, thanks, SpongeBob. That means a lot. 195 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:43,184 - Wow, giving someone a thumbs-up feels great! 196 00:11:43,385 --> 00:11:45,586 - Boy, these Krabby Patties are delicious. 197 00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:48,556 - I'll say. They're absolutely stupendous. 198 00:11:48,558 --> 00:11:53,594 - Well, you guys are stupendous customers. 199 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,964 That thumbs-up really touched my heart. 200 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:57,631 - Yeah, me too. 201 00:11:57,633 --> 00:12:01,602 It's like there's a thumbprint of happiness on my aorta. 202 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:08,042 Flipping. 203 00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:10,211 - SpongeBob, you shifty sea-slacker, 204 00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:13,481 have you counted the cups like I told you to do? 205 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,583 - I sure have, Mr. Krabs. 206 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:16,217 Five. 207 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:18,419 But thanks for being on top of the situation. 208 00:12:18,421 --> 00:12:20,254 You're a fantastic boss. 209 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:21,355 - Well, thank you. 210 00:12:21,357 --> 00:12:23,324 That's nice of you to say. 211 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,060 Now back to work! 212 00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,995 - Yes, sir! 213 00:12:30,565 --> 00:12:31,298 - Oh, SpongeBob, 214 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:34,735 do you have one of your precious thumbs-up for me? 215 00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:39,073 I would just love to get one. 216 00:12:39,075 --> 00:12:44,445 - No, Squidward, I do not have a thumbs-up for you. 217 00:12:45,313 --> 00:12:47,715 I've got two thumbs-up! 218 00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:51,552 - Oh. That's... thank you. 219 00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:52,586 I think. 220 00:12:54,457 --> 00:12:56,157 Whoo! 221 00:12:57,025 --> 00:13:01,128 Hey, Sandy, I'm giving your outfit two thumbs-up. 222 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,730 This old thing? 223 00:13:02,732 --> 00:13:04,331 It's just something I threw on. 224 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:08,235 - Well, girl, you really make it work. 225 00:13:08,237 --> 00:13:10,371 - Okay. 226 00:13:15,578 --> 00:13:18,746 - Excuse me, I'm trying to find the Goo Lagoon 227 00:13:18,748 --> 00:13:19,747 and I'm totally lost. 228 00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:24,618 - Great job on not being afraid to ask for directions. 229 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:28,455 Hm... that way? Okay. 230 00:13:29,024 --> 00:13:32,226 - You got the right stuff, golden boys. 231 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,495 - SpongeBob, don't you think that you may be using 232 00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:37,431 the thumbs-up just a teensy bit too much? 233 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:38,265 - Are you kidding? 234 00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:41,502 The thumbs-up is an iconic, internationally-recognized sign 235 00:13:41,504 --> 00:13:43,270 of positivity and affirmation. 236 00:13:43,272 --> 00:13:44,271 Boop! - Yeah, I know. 237 00:13:44,273 --> 00:13:48,209 But when you do it all the time, the thumbs-up loses its meaning. 238 00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:50,544 It becomes not special. 239 00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:51,512 - Well, I happen to think 240 00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:55,082 you can never give too many thumbs-up. 241 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,584 - I don't know, SpongeBob. 242 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,718 I think you should be careful. 243 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,088 - Oh, Sandy, don't be such a worry whale. 244 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,090 What could go wrong? 245 00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:07,828 Ah. 246 00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:12,433 Whoo, I'm giving away thumbs-up today. 247 00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:16,403 Hey, guy. Way to wait. 248 00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:17,838 - Who, me? 249 00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:23,611 Yeah... 250 00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:32,253 - Hey, guy. Way to walk. 251 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,659 - Oh, this feels great. 252 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:47,768 - Way to flick that eye booger— 253 00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,147 - Thumbhawk one. Thumbhawk one. 254 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,882 This is Thumbhawk two. We got two thumbs down. 255 00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:03,350 Repeat. Two thumbs down! 256 00:15:03,352 --> 00:15:05,152 - Thumbhawk one here, copy that. 257 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,787 Initiate emergency procedures. 258 00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,756 - Initiating on my count. 259 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,491 Three, two, one. 260 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,565 - Oh, my thumbs. My thumbs! 261 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:23,137 My thumbs! 262 00:15:26,608 --> 00:15:27,775 How's it looking, Dr. Manfish? 263 00:15:27,777 --> 00:15:30,744 - Well, I'm afraid it doesn't look good, SpongeBob. 264 00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:34,548 It seems you've severely damaged your ulnar collateral ligament, 265 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:38,152 possible from some kind of repeated action. 266 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,354 - An action like a thumbs-up? 267 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,222 - Certainly that is one possibility. 268 00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:43,257 Hitchhiking could be another. 269 00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:47,194 - But doctor, I will be able to use my thumbs again, right? 270 00:15:47,762 --> 00:15:50,631 - SpongeBob, I can't say that for certain. 271 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:53,500 I'm only a board certified thumbologist. 272 00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:54,468 I don't know everything. 273 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:58,172 I can only say that we must give it time and see. 274 00:15:58,174 --> 00:15:59,340 There are limits to science. 275 00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:01,475 But you should prepare yourself for the possibility 276 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:06,714 that you may never regain the use of your thumbs again. 277 00:16:11,286 --> 00:16:15,456 - All right, you boneless invertebrate lazy bones... 278 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,357 Come on. 279 00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:20,294 Flip them patties, boy-o, just like the old days. 280 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,330 - Aye aye, Mr. Krabs. 281 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,305 - Uh, let me give you a hand. My thumbs work. 282 00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,841 - No! I can do it. 283 00:16:46,454 --> 00:16:50,457 - I'm sorry, son, but I have a business to run. 284 00:16:50,459 --> 00:16:51,558 I'm gonna have to let you go. 285 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:54,762 - That's okay, Mr. Krabs. I understand. 286 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:57,865 - Now where's me new fry cook? 287 00:16:57,867 --> 00:17:00,300 There he is! Come on in here. 288 00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:07,274 Uh, sorry, SpongeBob. 289 00:17:08,843 --> 00:17:10,544 - Patrick, I'm glad it's you. 290 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:13,247 Better than some weird stranger, right? 291 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,382 - Uh, yeah, I guess. 292 00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:20,287 I probably won't even be able to do good flipping. 293 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,957 - With a little practice, you could do anything. 294 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:27,294 Oh... 295 00:17:28,497 --> 00:17:30,864 - Ol' Patty flippin' patties. 296 00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,499 Who'd a' thunk it, huh? 297 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,869 - Poor kid. 298 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:30,991 Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs. 299 00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:33,560 SpongeBob, it's me, Sandy! 300 00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:36,396 Hey, SpongeBob! I haven't seen you in days. 301 00:18:36,398 --> 00:18:39,433 What'cha doin'? - Waiting for autumn. 302 00:18:39,435 --> 00:18:41,735 - Come now, it can't be that bad. 303 00:18:41,737 --> 00:18:44,037 - Leave me, Sandra. Forget you ever knew me. 304 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:48,375 Erase from your memory the face of this useless sponge 305 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:51,078 with these mutilated thumbs! 306 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,780 Don't give up, SpongeBob! 307 00:18:53,782 --> 00:18:56,617 You have to find something you love. 308 00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:58,051 Something to live for. 309 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,554 - Ha. And what might that be? 310 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,588 - I don't know, SpongeBob. 311 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:06,460 That's a question you have to answer for yourself. 312 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,566 - Sandy? Sandy. 313 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,001 Sandy, come back! 314 00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:18,705 I need you to help me open this jar of peanut butter! 315 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:28,882 Enough sitting around feeling sorry for myself. 316 00:19:54,075 --> 00:19:55,709 - Um... 317 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:58,478 Oof. Turn over. 318 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,749 - My thumbs are better, and I am ready to work. 319 00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,117 - The job's taken. 320 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,153 - Well, I'm taking it back. 321 00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:08,956 - Just how you gonna do that? 322 00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:12,726 - Thumb war. 323 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:13,627 - En garde. 324 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,029 One, two, three, four. 325 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,465 I declare a thumb war! 326 00:20:34,182 --> 00:20:35,549 - Whoa! 327 00:20:38,687 --> 00:20:40,921 - Ooh. 328 00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:44,524 Admit it. You have been bested. 329 00:20:44,526 --> 00:20:45,859 - Never. 330 00:20:48,897 --> 00:20:51,098 - Then prepare to be pinned. 331 00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:52,966 - Don't give up. 332 00:20:52,968 --> 00:20:54,568 Something to live for. 333 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:57,738 Something to live for! 334 00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:06,013 Whoa! 335 00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:09,016 - Yeah! 336 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,852 - SpongeBob wins! 337 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:16,590 - SpongeBob, you old patty jockey. 338 00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:18,625 Welcome home, son. 339 00:21:18,627 --> 00:21:22,596 - Uh, it's okay. I hate work anyway. 340 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:24,898 - Oh, Patrick. 341 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,868 - No, but really, I do hate work. 342 00:21:34,009 --> 00:21:36,710 Everybody's laughing! 343 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,145 Oh, hey, SpongeBob. 344 00:21:38,147 --> 00:21:39,980 I got something for you. 345 00:21:39,982 --> 00:21:41,114 - Yes, Patrick? 346 00:21:43,919 --> 00:21:45,886 Ooh.