1 00:00:13,567 --> 00:00:14,667 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:14,669 --> 00:00:16,635 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:16,637 --> 00:00:17,937 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:17,939 --> 00:00:20,439 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:25,046 --> 00:00:26,645 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:30,182 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:34,453 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:39,058 SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:41,160 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:41,162 --> 00:00:43,496 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:43,498 --> 00:00:45,531 SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:46,866 - SpongeBob 13 00:00:46,868 --> 00:00:48,768 SquarePants! 14 00:01:11,726 --> 00:01:13,926 Hmm, maybe I could use a little music 15 00:01:13,928 --> 00:01:16,228 to make my work even more fun. 16 00:01:17,799 --> 00:01:19,799 Aha! There you are! 17 00:01:19,801 --> 00:01:21,100 Hi! 18 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,850 - Hey, boss, it says, "Closed. 19 00:01:37,852 --> 00:01:40,052 Feel free to slide money under the door." 20 00:01:40,054 --> 00:01:43,923 - Thank you, Professor Lonnie. Here's a flash: I can read! 21 00:01:43,925 --> 00:01:49,895 - Aw, man, I really wanted to sink my teeth into something. 22 00:01:50,096 --> 00:01:53,699 - Hey, there's somebody in there. 23 00:01:54,869 --> 00:01:56,969 - Look at that kid go. 24 00:01:58,139 --> 00:01:59,205 - Ow-wah! 25 00:02:00,341 --> 00:02:01,140 - What power! 26 00:02:01,142 --> 00:02:03,008 - What force! 27 00:02:03,010 --> 00:02:04,176 - What's for dinner? 28 00:02:04,178 --> 00:02:05,244 - Clam it, Donnie. 29 00:02:05,246 --> 00:02:07,213 This kid is bad to the bone. 30 00:02:07,215 --> 00:02:09,849 We gotta get him to join our crew. 31 00:02:12,019 --> 00:02:15,855 - I just mopped the floor with you. 32 00:02:21,295 --> 00:02:24,363 Well, good night, Krusty Krab! 33 00:02:25,099 --> 00:02:28,100 - Hey, there, killer. My name is Sharkface. 34 00:02:28,102 --> 00:02:31,403 Don't let the teeth intimidate you. 35 00:02:31,405 --> 00:02:32,338 - Hello, Sharkface. 36 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:34,673 My name is SpongeBob SquarePants. 37 00:02:34,675 --> 00:02:36,208 - Well, hey, there, SpongePants. 38 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:42,181 You ain't as square as you look. You are one poppin' Porifera. 39 00:02:43,116 --> 00:02:46,185 - I am? Oh, thank you, Mr. Sharkface. 40 00:02:46,187 --> 00:02:47,086 Who are your friends? 41 00:02:47,088 --> 00:02:49,388 - Oh, let me introduce you to my fellas here. 42 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:52,424 Here's my main man, Lonnie. 43 00:02:52,426 --> 00:02:54,994 - Hey, yo. 44 00:02:55,428 --> 00:03:00,032 - Keeping it cooler than a sea cucumber is Ronnie. 45 00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:02,434 - Hey, hey, yo. 46 00:03:03,436 --> 00:03:05,871 - And that decked out righteous brother 47 00:03:05,873 --> 00:03:09,041 is the one, the only Donnie. 48 00:03:09,043 --> 00:03:11,777 - Hey, hey, hey, yo. 49 00:03:14,748 --> 00:03:16,448 - Wow! 50 00:03:16,450 --> 00:03:18,150 - And we are... 51 00:03:18,152 --> 00:03:20,719 The Sharks. 52 00:03:20,721 --> 00:03:21,854 - Ooh, fancy stitching. 53 00:03:21,856 --> 00:03:25,291 - Well, we've seen you doing your stuff inside there, 54 00:03:25,293 --> 00:03:30,095 and I have to say, you got skills, Sponge-o. 55 00:03:30,097 --> 00:03:30,963 - Yeah, skills. 56 00:03:30,965 --> 00:03:33,265 - We could use a fella like you in our crew. 57 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:35,901 Ever since we lost Jonnie... 58 00:03:35,903 --> 00:03:39,438 - Jonnie! No! - Jonnie! No! 59 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,342 - Jonnie! No-o-o-o! 60 00:03:43,344 --> 00:03:45,911 Jonnie! No! 61 00:03:45,913 --> 00:03:47,279 - Shut it. 62 00:03:48,848 --> 00:03:50,783 Hey, look, we got a hole in our crew, 63 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:52,384 and we need somebody to fill it. 64 00:03:52,386 --> 00:03:56,088 How would you like to join The Sharks? 65 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:57,823 - Do I get a jacket? 66 00:03:57,825 --> 00:04:00,292 - Of course you do. 67 00:04:00,294 --> 00:04:00,960 - Yay! 68 00:04:00,962 --> 00:04:04,363 I mean, hey, new friends! 69 00:04:04,564 --> 00:04:06,999 - All right, let's bail on this joint, 70 00:04:07,001 --> 00:04:09,201 cruise the neighborhood. 71 00:04:16,276 --> 00:04:19,311 It's the Sharks! 72 00:04:22,015 --> 00:04:23,115 Are they okay? 73 00:04:23,117 --> 00:04:25,484 - Aw, don't worry about them Bettys. 74 00:04:25,486 --> 00:04:26,919 It's a waste of time. 75 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:28,087 - Yeah, but what if they're hurt? 76 00:04:28,089 --> 00:04:33,392 - I told you not to worry, but you keep on worrying. 77 00:04:33,394 --> 00:04:34,760 - Cool your jets, Sponge. 78 00:04:34,762 --> 00:04:37,262 - Yeah, don't you trust us? 79 00:04:37,264 --> 00:04:39,431 - I guess so. 80 00:04:42,335 --> 00:04:44,303 - Please, have whatever you want! 81 00:04:44,305 --> 00:04:47,039 Take it all! Take it all! 82 00:04:47,774 --> 00:04:51,276 - That guy seemed really scared of us. 83 00:04:51,778 --> 00:04:52,611 - That guy's loony. 84 00:04:52,613 --> 00:04:57,950 - Hey, Sponge-pants, don't be such a maybe-baby. 85 00:04:58,151 --> 00:05:00,953 - Wah! Who's a baby? 86 00:05:08,796 --> 00:05:09,962 - Stop right there. 87 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:12,531 Y'all ain't allowed in here no more. 88 00:05:12,533 --> 00:05:14,133 - Give us a break, old man. 89 00:05:14,135 --> 00:05:16,168 - We practically own the place. 90 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,469 - Not after what you did last time. 91 00:05:17,471 --> 00:05:22,875 You wrecked the joint. This is a shark-free zone now. 92 00:05:22,877 --> 00:05:24,109 - What a bunch of hooey. 93 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:26,945 - Yeah. What are we gonna do, Sharkface? 94 00:05:26,947 --> 00:05:29,114 - The Sharks can't allow this. 95 00:05:29,116 --> 00:05:30,015 Yeah. Yeah. 96 00:05:30,017 --> 00:05:32,451 - Um, you know, maybe we should let it slide. 97 00:05:32,453 --> 00:05:34,987 There are plenty of clubs in the sea. 98 00:05:38,025 --> 00:05:41,393 - Slow down. This is our spot, Sponge. 99 00:05:41,395 --> 00:05:43,328 Huh? 100 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:45,964 The Pods. 101 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:47,499 - The whats? 102 00:05:51,572 --> 00:05:53,572 - It's our rivals... 103 00:05:53,574 --> 00:05:56,075 The Pods. 104 00:05:56,077 --> 00:05:57,109 Pods. 105 00:05:57,111 --> 00:05:57,910 Sharks. 106 00:05:57,912 --> 00:05:59,578 Pods. Sharks. 107 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,480 Pods. Sharks. 108 00:06:01,482 --> 00:06:03,015 - Pods! 109 00:06:03,017 --> 00:06:04,950 - Sharks! 110 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,388 - The cops! Phew! 111 00:06:09,390 --> 00:06:10,856 - Hold it there, laddies. 112 00:06:10,858 --> 00:06:12,958 Break this nonsense up right now. 113 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,394 - Now, you Pods clear out of here. 114 00:06:15,396 --> 00:06:18,197 - Hey, we'll see you at the showdown, Sharks. 115 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:21,100 Unless you're a bunch of jellies. 116 00:06:21,635 --> 00:06:25,137 - We're gonna be there, and we're no jellies! 117 00:06:25,139 --> 00:06:26,538 - Not so fast there, boy-o. 118 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:27,973 There won't be a showdown. 119 00:06:27,975 --> 00:06:29,575 You lads know that's our turf. 120 00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:34,947 - Stay off our beat. This is your final warnin'. 121 00:06:34,949 --> 00:06:38,484 - Cops, always breathing down our gills. 122 00:06:38,486 --> 00:06:40,652 - Well, I'm glad that's all cleared up. 123 00:06:40,654 --> 00:06:41,587 - You're right, Sponge. 124 00:06:41,589 --> 00:06:43,956 We got a showdown to get ready for. 125 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:45,157 - Oh, uh, didn't you hear? 126 00:06:45,159 --> 00:06:48,026 The nice officer said there won't be a showdown. 127 00:06:48,028 --> 00:06:48,794 - Forget the cops. 128 00:06:48,796 --> 00:06:50,395 It's the Pods we need to take down, 129 00:06:50,397 --> 00:06:54,233 and we can do that, because we got you on our side. 130 00:06:54,235 --> 00:06:57,636 - Uh, me? You know I'm not really the showdown type. 131 00:06:57,638 --> 00:06:59,671 - I thought you was one of us. 132 00:06:59,673 --> 00:07:01,006 - Yeah, a Shark. 133 00:07:01,008 --> 00:07:04,543 - I was caught up in the moment. I just love making new friends. 134 00:07:04,545 --> 00:07:07,212 - Do not shrimp out on us, Sponge-o. 135 00:07:07,214 --> 00:07:10,015 The showdown is at the playground, tonight, 136 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:13,018 so we're gonna see you there, right? 137 00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:15,921 - Um- Oh, okay. 138 00:07:15,923 --> 00:07:18,123 See you guys there. Bye. 139 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,526 - Don't disappoint us, Sponge. 140 00:07:23,429 --> 00:07:26,331 - Showdown? I can't fight in a showdown. 141 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,500 I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program. 142 00:07:28,502 --> 00:07:31,003 I'll have to quit working at the Krusty Krab. 143 00:07:31,005 --> 00:07:34,573 I'll never flip a succulent Krabby Patty ever again. 144 00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:36,241 Oh, what have I done? 145 00:07:36,243 --> 00:07:37,276 Hmm? What's this? 146 00:07:37,278 --> 00:07:40,312 "Ayo, Sponge-o. We were in your neck of the woods 147 00:07:40,314 --> 00:07:43,282 "and decided to pick up your beloved pet, Gary. 148 00:07:43,284 --> 00:07:45,083 "If you want to see him, you better high-tail 149 00:07:45,085 --> 00:07:47,186 "your porous caboose over to the showdown. 150 00:07:47,188 --> 00:07:50,589 Sincerely, Sharkface and the other Sharks." 151 00:07:50,591 --> 00:07:54,293 Gary! No-o-o! 152 00:07:54,727 --> 00:07:58,363 I have to save Gary. I have to go to the showdown! 153 00:07:58,365 --> 00:08:01,233 I have to get ready to fight. 154 00:08:12,546 --> 00:08:14,246 Hiyah! 155 00:08:14,248 --> 00:08:17,382 I'm ready. 156 00:08:22,223 --> 00:08:24,523 - I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. 157 00:08:24,525 --> 00:08:26,725 I'm ready. I'm ready! 158 00:08:26,727 --> 00:08:30,295 Back up, Pods. Don't make me hurt you. 159 00:08:30,297 --> 00:08:30,996 Huh? 160 00:08:30,998 --> 00:08:34,499 - SpongeBob, what are you doing here? 161 00:08:34,501 --> 00:08:35,701 - Squidward? Oh, no. 162 00:08:35,703 --> 00:08:37,469 I accidentally joined this bad boy gang 163 00:08:37,471 --> 00:08:39,137 and I'm supposed to fight in this showdown 164 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,172 'cause I gotta save Gary, 165 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,707 and I don't want go into the Witness Protection Program, 166 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:43,642 but I can't fight you, 'cause you're my friend. 167 00:08:43,644 --> 00:08:47,412 - What are you talking about, jellyfish for brains? 168 00:08:47,414 --> 00:08:49,147 We are a troupe. 169 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,782 - A troupe? What do you mean? 170 00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:52,584 - A dance troupe, you numbskull. 171 00:08:52,586 --> 00:08:57,089 This is a dance showdown. No one is going to fight. 172 00:08:57,091 --> 00:09:00,292 - But what about those girls that screamed and fainted? 173 00:09:00,294 --> 00:09:02,527 - Oh, that? That's just our fans. 174 00:09:02,529 --> 00:09:05,097 They scream and faint all the time. 175 00:09:05,099 --> 00:09:07,232 - We love you! 176 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:08,333 - What about the fruit vendor? 177 00:09:08,335 --> 00:09:11,103 He just gave you his fruit and ran away. 178 00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:12,170 - That guy's a health nut. 179 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:14,606 He's always worried that we don't eat enough fruits. 180 00:09:14,608 --> 00:09:17,109 - It keeps you regular. 181 00:09:17,343 --> 00:09:18,310 - But what about the club? 182 00:09:18,312 --> 00:09:20,312 The bouncer said you destroyed the place. 183 00:09:20,314 --> 00:09:22,114 - That was a total accident. 184 00:09:22,116 --> 00:09:25,083 That's how we lost... Jonnie. 185 00:09:25,085 --> 00:09:28,220 Jonnie thought he could do a quadruple pirouette. 186 00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:30,322 He lost control, he fell down. 187 00:09:30,324 --> 00:09:32,758 He scratched up the floor pretty bad. 188 00:09:33,527 --> 00:09:35,661 - He won't be able to dance for days. 189 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,663 Maybe even a week! 190 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:41,333 Jonnie, no! 191 00:09:41,335 --> 00:09:42,134 - Oh, brother. 192 00:09:42,136 --> 00:09:43,802 - But you Sharks kidnapped Gary. 193 00:09:43,804 --> 00:09:46,571 - We would never do such a thing. 194 00:09:46,573 --> 00:09:49,074 - Yeah, we were just giving him a ride. 195 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,676 Gary's our DJ. 196 00:09:50,678 --> 00:09:51,276 - Meow. 197 00:09:51,278 --> 00:09:54,479 - Yay! I'm not a criminal by association. 198 00:09:54,481 --> 00:09:56,148 - Will you stop yakking, already? 199 00:09:56,150 --> 00:10:00,786 - You're right, Squidward. Gary, lay down some tunes. 200 00:10:00,788 --> 00:10:02,487 - Meow. 201 00:10:24,878 --> 00:10:26,712 - Oh, no! It's the coppers! 202 00:10:26,714 --> 00:10:29,381 - We told you to stay off our turf, lads. 203 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:32,451 - I'm so sorry, Officer. We were just dancing. 204 00:10:32,453 --> 00:10:33,552 - You call that dancing? 205 00:10:33,554 --> 00:10:38,657 Move aside, boy-os. This here is our beat. 206 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,565 - Oh, no, it's Internal Affairs! 207 00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:49,234 - We're shutting you dirty dancing cops down. 208 00:10:49,236 --> 00:10:52,738 - It's time to pop it... and lock it. 209 00:11:01,849 --> 00:11:06,318 It's all over—nobody can beat Internal Affairs. 210 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:09,421 - Ooh! Leave it to the Sponge. 211 00:11:09,423 --> 00:11:10,489 Ay, yo. 212 00:11:32,446 --> 00:11:34,246 - And the winner is... 213 00:11:34,248 --> 00:11:38,316 SpongeBob SquarePants and The Sharks! 214 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:39,818 - For Jonnie! 215 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:43,321 We saved the rec center! 216 00:11:43,323 --> 00:11:44,089 - What rec center? 217 00:11:44,091 --> 00:11:46,525 - Now everybody's a winner. 218 00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:49,928 - I didn't win anything. 219 00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,013 - Cha cha! 220 00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:10,882 - More fruit punch, SpongeBob? 221 00:12:10,884 --> 00:12:12,818 - You know Plankton, when you invited me over, 222 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:16,521 I thought it was another trick to get the Krabby Patty formula. 223 00:12:16,523 --> 00:12:17,722 Now I see you just love 224 00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:19,724 social gatherings in the workplace. 225 00:12:19,726 --> 00:12:20,926 - Oh, I love office parties. 226 00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:24,396 We've got roller chair races and karaoke. 227 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:26,431 Hey, I know a gag we could do— 228 00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:29,468 copy our faces on the new copy machine. 229 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:32,037 - Ooh, should I put my face on the glass? 230 00:12:32,039 --> 00:12:34,539 - Why don't you lay your whole body down? 231 00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:35,941 That glass is big enough. 232 00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:38,944 Blah. 233 00:12:38,946 --> 00:12:40,679 How's this? Like this? 234 00:12:40,681 --> 00:12:42,681 What about this? Is this good? 235 00:12:42,683 --> 00:12:44,883 - Just lay face down and keep still. 236 00:12:46,987 --> 00:12:48,820 - All right, party's over. Go home. 237 00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:51,790 - Aw! But I'd like some more fruit punch. 238 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:52,824 - No more punch for you. 239 00:12:52,826 --> 00:12:54,593 You don't look so good, SpongeBob. 240 00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:56,828 I suggest you take the day off tomorrow. 241 00:12:56,830 --> 00:12:58,630 - Nah, I feel fine. 242 00:12:58,632 --> 00:12:59,364 - Are you sure? 243 00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,633 - You know, now that you ask, I don't know. 244 00:13:01,635 --> 00:13:03,435 I think I just felt a twinge. 245 00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:06,138 - You'll be fine if you take tomorrow off. 246 00:13:11,377 --> 00:13:14,446 - Yay! - Hello, SpongeBob CopyPants. 247 00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:16,882 Can you say, "secret formula"? 248 00:13:16,884 --> 00:13:18,583 - "See-see for-ma-ma." 249 00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:21,553 - "Se-cret form-ula." 250 00:13:21,555 --> 00:13:24,990 - Secret formula. Secret formula. 251 00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:29,094 Yeah. 252 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:37,402 - Now remember, your name is SpongeBob SquarePants 253 00:13:37,404 --> 00:13:39,704 and your assignment is to ask Krabs 254 00:13:39,706 --> 00:13:42,007 for the secret Krabby Patty formula. 255 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:43,942 - My name is SpongeBob SquarePants, 256 00:13:43,944 --> 00:13:46,178 and I want the secret formula. 257 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,179 - Excellent. 258 00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:50,148 Now off you go. Wait! 259 00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:53,952 Just keeping track of my copy. 260 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:02,794 - What are you doing here? - Oh! 261 00:14:02,796 --> 00:14:04,462 - You said you would take the day off! 262 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,430 - But I feel great today. 263 00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:08,833 - Are you sure? Because you're sweating. 264 00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:09,868 - Ooh. 265 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:12,437 But you can't work, 266 00:14:12,439 --> 00:14:14,472 you have yellow jaundice! 267 00:14:15,108 --> 00:14:19,110 Oh, Plankton, yellow is my natural color. 268 00:14:21,715 --> 00:14:24,182 Morning. - Whatever. 269 00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:27,719 Morning. 270 00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,754 - I said whatever. 271 00:14:29,756 --> 00:14:32,090 Wait. Didn't I just— Didn't I— 272 00:14:35,596 --> 00:14:36,094 - Boo! 273 00:14:36,096 --> 00:14:37,963 - Ooh. - Ooh. 274 00:14:38,699 --> 00:14:40,098 - There's only one explanation. 275 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:45,103 I'm still in bed, and I'm having a nightmare! 276 00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:47,806 Wake up! 277 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:49,808 Wake up! 278 00:14:50,543 --> 00:14:51,710 Wake up! 279 00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:54,212 - Hey, I'd like to place an order for two. 280 00:14:54,214 --> 00:14:57,148 - Two? As in two SpongeBobs? 281 00:14:57,150 --> 00:14:57,782 Sure. 282 00:14:57,784 --> 00:14:59,618 This is all just a bad dream, right? 283 00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:03,054 I'm dreaming. You're in my dream. 284 00:15:03,056 --> 00:15:06,024 - That's me, the man of your dreams. 285 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:09,961 - If this is a dream, there are no consequences. 286 00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:13,098 I can do anything! 287 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,267 Hmm. Dink! 288 00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:15,900 Huh? 289 00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:19,170 I really am dreaming. 290 00:15:19,972 --> 00:15:22,073 - What's your name, handsome stranger? 291 00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:24,542 - My name is SpongeBob SquarePants. 292 00:15:24,544 --> 00:15:25,944 - Wow! We look alike, 293 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:27,245 and we have the same name. 294 00:15:27,247 --> 00:15:30,215 That's two things we have in common. 295 00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:33,118 I always wanted a twin brother. 296 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,553 How do you feel about bubbles? 297 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,055 - I love 'em! 298 00:15:37,057 --> 00:15:37,956 - Jelly fishing? 299 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,692 - The same thing you do. 300 00:15:40,926 --> 00:15:42,927 - How about Squidward? 301 00:15:42,929 --> 00:15:45,230 - Oh, "puh-leaze." 302 00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:49,834 - I think I'll nickname you... Me Two. 303 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,671 - Hey, SpongeCopy, good to see ya. 304 00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:54,105 Have you learned the secret formula yet? 305 00:15:54,107 --> 00:15:56,608 - Oh, I can't tell you that. It's a secret. 306 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:59,277 Oh, by the way, my name is Me Two. 307 00:15:59,279 --> 00:16:00,745 - Me two? 308 00:16:00,747 --> 00:16:02,814 I'm such a deep sea dope. 309 00:16:02,816 --> 00:16:04,115 Now that the copy has come into contact 310 00:16:04,117 --> 00:16:08,753 with the original SpongeBob, he won't tell me the formula. 311 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,693 Time to adjust my plan. 312 00:16:16,095 --> 00:16:17,062 - Wait a minute. 313 00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:18,963 I can't afford two SpongeBobs! 314 00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:22,701 If this is a scheme to collect two paychecks, 315 00:16:22,703 --> 00:16:23,368 forget about it! 316 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,637 You're getting one paycheck split in two. 317 00:16:25,639 --> 00:16:29,841 You are too good to us, Mr. Krabs. 318 00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:36,648 Karen, did you know you're married to a genius? 319 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,183 - How could I forget? 320 00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:41,052 You had it tattooed on my hard drive. 321 00:16:41,054 --> 00:16:41,886 - Now where was I? 322 00:16:41,888 --> 00:16:46,191 Oh, yeah, I saved SpongeBob's digital DNA. 323 00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:52,197 - Yay! 324 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:53,765 - Ooh! 325 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:54,666 - No, no, SpongeCopy. 326 00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:58,069 We don't put dirty, nasty things in our mouth. 327 00:16:58,071 --> 00:16:59,604 Spit it out. 328 00:17:02,675 --> 00:17:03,942 - Yuck! 329 00:17:03,944 --> 00:17:04,676 Now, Listen! 330 00:17:04,678 --> 00:17:06,711 Your name is SpongeBob SquarePants, 331 00:17:06,713 --> 00:17:09,080 and you're to go straight to Mr. Krabs 332 00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:11,850 and ask him for the secret formula. 333 00:17:11,852 --> 00:17:13,852 - Mr. Krabs, secret formula. Got it. 334 00:17:13,854 --> 00:17:17,255 - And stay away from any other SpongeBobs! 335 00:17:17,257 --> 00:17:18,356 - Got it. 336 00:17:18,358 --> 00:17:20,692 - Ah, ah, SpongeCopy. 337 00:17:21,962 --> 00:17:25,196 You see, this is why I never had children. 338 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,833 - Yup, I'm still dreaming. 339 00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:33,004 Hello there. Are you enjoying my dream? 340 00:17:33,006 --> 00:17:36,408 Ha! I heard you liked your patties ground. 341 00:17:38,378 --> 00:17:39,744 Mister Squidward! 342 00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:41,780 Just what the devilfish do you think you're doing? 343 00:17:41,782 --> 00:17:44,949 - Isn't it obvious, you red-faced tightwad? 344 00:17:44,951 --> 00:17:47,318 I'm dreaming. 345 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,287 What's that under there? 346 00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:50,655 - Under where? Ooh! 347 00:17:50,657 --> 00:17:51,856 - That's right. 348 00:17:58,130 --> 00:18:00,365 Hm. I always wanted to fly, 349 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:05,336 and since this is my dream, I'm going to fly! 350 00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:08,873 - Hello, Mr. Krabs. 351 00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:11,276 Hey, can you tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula? 352 00:18:11,278 --> 00:18:13,178 - You want me to tell you the "formular"? 353 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,914 That's quite a responsibility, laddie. 354 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,115 - Secret formula. 355 00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:19,117 - Well, you make a good point. 356 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,852 Lean in, boy. 357 00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:24,789 - He's doing it! 358 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:27,225 He knows the formula! 359 00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:29,327 I can taste triumph. 360 00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:31,396 Wait. No. No! 361 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:32,897 - Secret formula. Secret formula. 362 00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:35,233 - Hey, look, another handsome devil. 363 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:38,269 We'll call you Me Three. 364 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:41,406 Aw, let's go flip some patties. 365 00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:42,841 - Neptune's puddle! 366 00:18:42,843 --> 00:18:45,944 Now that SpongeBob's been corrupted by the other two! 367 00:18:45,946 --> 00:18:53,451 What I need is a legion of Bobs, a full-on blitzkrieg of Bobs! 368 00:18:57,023 --> 00:19:02,727 March. March, my pretties, and learn the formula. 369 00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:10,168 Secret formula. 370 00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,169 - Whoa, you guys are multiplying 371 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,937 faster than sea bunnies. Secret formula. 372 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:13,938 - All right, pipe down. 373 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,374 I'm only gonna tell you the secret formula 374 00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:17,509 one more time. 375 00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:20,044 One more time. 376 00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:22,881 - So you've all memorized the formula. 377 00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:26,784 Get to work, while I calculate your paychecks. 378 00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:29,220 Yay! Hooray! 379 00:19:29,421 --> 00:19:32,290 - They all know the formula. 380 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:33,558 - I'll do that. 381 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,460 - Oh. Okay, thanks. 382 00:19:35,794 --> 00:19:38,363 - Let me do that. - Sure. 383 00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:41,499 - I'll polish the pickles. 384 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:44,435 - Looks like you sponges have everything covered. 385 00:19:44,437 --> 00:19:45,503 - Mm-hmm. 386 00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:46,905 - Hey, you don't look so good. 387 00:19:46,907 --> 00:19:48,940 Can I take you home? Where do you live? 388 00:19:48,942 --> 00:19:50,475 - I came from the Chum Bucket. 389 00:19:50,477 --> 00:19:51,309 - The Chum Bucket? 390 00:19:55,549 --> 00:19:56,281 - Plankton! 391 00:19:56,283 --> 00:19:58,783 Me Two says you made him in a copy machine 392 00:19:58,785 --> 00:20:01,019 so that you could steal the secret formula. 393 00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:04,289 - Well, that's patently ridiculous. 394 00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,056 - Uhh... 395 00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:05,957 - You gotta help him. 396 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:08,192 I think he's sick or something. 397 00:20:08,194 --> 00:20:11,195 - I feel funny. 398 00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,231 - Me Two! Me Two! 399 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,832 Oh, what happened to him? 400 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:15,633 - I was afraid of that. 401 00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:18,570 I thought I'd save some money by using cheap toner. 402 00:20:18,572 --> 00:20:19,571 - What's that mean? 403 00:20:19,573 --> 00:20:21,439 - It means my plan is ruined! 404 00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:24,809 All the SpongeBob copies will fade away now. 405 00:20:24,811 --> 00:20:28,146 - Fade away? All my brand-new friends? 406 00:20:28,148 --> 00:20:31,015 No, they can't! 407 00:20:34,287 --> 00:20:37,155 No! Don't disappear! 408 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:42,460 - Quickly, man, before you fade! What's the formula? 409 00:20:42,462 --> 00:20:44,329 - It's easy. You take one part— 410 00:20:44,331 --> 00:20:47,031 I don't feel so good. 411 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:48,566 - Wait. No! 412 00:20:48,568 --> 00:20:50,435 You, the formula! 413 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,437 The formula. 414 00:20:53,238 --> 00:20:54,839 The formula! 415 00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:57,442 The formula! 416 00:20:57,444 --> 00:20:58,076 Ouch! 417 00:20:58,078 --> 00:21:00,011 The formula! The formula! 418 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:02,246 The formula! 419 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:11,055 - Life is but a walking shadow. 420 00:21:11,057 --> 00:21:14,592 Ah-loobie-loobie-loobie-loobie- loobie-loobie— 421 00:21:16,396 --> 00:21:18,896 Loobie-loobie-loobie! 422 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,599 - What's the formula? 423 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,434 - Well, I did it. 424 00:21:23,436 --> 00:21:25,103 I calculated one paycheck 425 00:21:25,105 --> 00:21:28,506 down into 300 separate tiny checks. 426 00:21:28,508 --> 00:21:30,575 Only one of you left? 427 00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:31,976 Here. 428 00:21:31,978 --> 00:21:33,044 - Ah. 429 00:21:34,546 --> 00:21:37,482 - Sheesh, what a cheapskate. 430 00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:42,020 I can't believe I failed again! 431 00:21:42,022 --> 00:21:43,087 - I can believe it. 432 00:21:43,089 --> 00:21:44,288 - Wait, are you a copy? 433 00:21:44,290 --> 00:21:45,890 Quick, what's the formula? 434 00:21:45,892 --> 00:21:47,025 - Well, you see, it's— 435 00:21:47,027 --> 00:21:50,228 Nice try, Plankton, but I'm the O.S.-- 436 00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:53,097 the Original Sponge. 437 00:21:53,099 --> 00:21:55,133 I can't believe they're all gone. 438 00:21:55,135 --> 00:21:58,403 - Oh, you wouldn't want all those copies of you around. 439 00:21:58,405 --> 00:22:00,505 They were all just imitations, anyway. 440 00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:02,206 - Hey, those imitations were my friends. 441 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:06,678 - One SpongeBob is more than the world can handle anyway. 442 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,379 You're a unique snowflake. 443 00:22:08,381 --> 00:22:09,547 - Yeah. Thanks, Plankton. 444 00:22:09,549 --> 00:22:12,984 Things did get a bit out of hand with all those me's around. 445 00:22:12,986 --> 00:22:14,118 - Yeah, you're pretty annoying. 446 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:17,655 Well, you can stomp on me now if that's what you want. 447 00:22:17,657 --> 00:22:20,925 - Plankton, I am unique snowflake, 448 00:22:20,927 --> 00:22:25,329 and snowflakes don't stomp. They skip! 449 00:22:27,933 --> 00:22:30,001 - Well, what do ya know about that? 450 00:22:30,003 --> 00:22:30,668 No comeuppance. 451 00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:31,636 - Gaining speed. 452 00:22:31,638 --> 00:22:34,005 - Increasing thrust, raising nose, 453 00:22:34,007 --> 00:22:35,206 air pressure on tentacles, 454 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:37,408 tray tables in upright positions, 455 00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:39,343 and... liftoff! 456 00:22:39,345 --> 00:22:40,945 - Eh, spoke too soon. 457 00:22:40,947 --> 00:22:42,714 Comeuppance in three, two— 458 00:22:45,018 --> 00:22:48,953 Right on my keys.