1 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,273 - Did you get stuck in the pet door again? 2 00:00:06,275 --> 00:00:08,742 - I ain't gonna lie to you, Meredith. 3 00:00:08,744 --> 00:00:11,311 I am not a happy camper! 4 00:00:11,947 --> 00:00:13,713 - We'll be right back with "The Giant Isopod 5 00:00:13,715 --> 00:00:17,884 Stuck in the Pet Door" show after these messages. 6 00:00:17,886 --> 00:00:19,653 - Homes! Homes! Homes! Homes! Homes! 7 00:00:19,655 --> 00:00:23,423 I'm Nick Fishkins and I want to buy your home! 8 00:00:23,425 --> 00:00:24,591 - What? - You heard me. 9 00:00:24,593 --> 00:00:25,592 I want to buy your home. 10 00:00:25,594 --> 00:00:29,229 - But my home's not for sale. - It doesn't matter to me. 11 00:00:29,231 --> 00:00:32,799 Any condition, any size. I'll buy your home. 12 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:35,001 Sold! - Sold? 13 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:37,704 Where am I gonna live now? 14 00:00:40,776 --> 00:00:41,842 What's happening, Patrick? 15 00:00:41,844 --> 00:00:45,545 You going on a hike? - It's a forever hike. 16 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:46,480 - A forever hike? 17 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:49,883 - Yeah. All because of Nick Fishkins. 18 00:00:49,885 --> 00:00:50,884 - Who's Nick Fishkins? 19 00:00:50,886 --> 00:00:53,587 - He shows up on television and buys your home 20 00:00:53,589 --> 00:00:56,289 and there's nothing you can do about it. 21 00:00:56,291 --> 00:01:00,293 Now I am doomed to walk the seas without a home. 22 00:01:00,295 --> 00:01:03,663 - Aw, don't worry, Patrick. You can move in with me. 23 00:01:03,665 --> 00:01:07,601 We'll be roommates. - Wow! 24 00:01:10,906 --> 00:01:14,274 - I'm Nick Fishkins and I want to buy your home! 25 00:01:14,276 --> 00:01:16,476 Sold! 26 00:01:16,478 --> 00:01:18,345 - Pfffft! - Pfffft! 27 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,884 - Well, we might as well spend the night here. 28 00:01:23,886 --> 00:01:24,718 It's not so bad. 29 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,586 We could make a home out of all this trash. 30 00:01:26,588 --> 00:01:31,057 - Don't forget to make a garage for our new boat. 31 00:01:40,536 --> 00:01:42,002 Hmm? 32 00:01:42,004 --> 00:01:43,003 Huh, how strange. 33 00:01:43,005 --> 00:01:46,907 Usually I wake up each morning with a dark feeling of dread 34 00:01:46,909 --> 00:01:48,008 gnawing at my stomach, 35 00:01:48,010 --> 00:01:53,046 but today I feel positively... happy. 36 00:02:14,102 --> 00:02:14,801 - Ooh! Eh? 37 00:02:14,803 --> 00:02:17,470 - Still doesn't hurt. - Morning, Squidward. 38 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:19,873 - Good morning, SpongeBob. 39 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:24,678 Ack! Oh... that's why I felt great this morning. 40 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,380 There was no SpongeBob. 41 00:02:27,382 --> 00:02:28,515 - Hi, Squidward! 42 00:02:29,551 --> 00:02:33,920 - Oh, what did you numbskulls do with the trash? 43 00:02:33,922 --> 00:02:35,422 - Built a house. 44 00:02:35,424 --> 00:02:36,356 - What the— Why? 45 00:02:36,358 --> 00:02:38,558 - 'Cause Nick Fishkins bought my home 46 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:41,127 and then he bought SpongeBob's home. 47 00:02:41,129 --> 00:02:42,495 - So now we live here. 48 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:44,497 - Oh, why didn't you just use the money 49 00:02:44,499 --> 00:02:45,932 that Nick Fishkins gave you 50 00:02:45,934 --> 00:02:48,435 to rent a room or buy a new home? 51 00:02:48,437 --> 00:02:50,136 - Well, he hasn't paid us yet. 52 00:02:50,138 --> 00:02:54,107 - Yeah, he said it right on the TV: "I want to buy your home." 53 00:02:54,109 --> 00:02:55,508 But we haven't seen any money. 54 00:02:55,510 --> 00:02:57,811 - Oh. Let me get this straight. 55 00:02:57,813 --> 00:02:59,879 You saw a TV commercial of Nick Fishkins 56 00:02:59,881 --> 00:03:01,581 saying he would buy your home 57 00:03:01,583 --> 00:03:05,118 and without meeting him or signing anything 58 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,687 you believe your homes have been sold? 59 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:10,824 Now doesn't that seem weird, even to you? 60 00:03:10,826 --> 00:03:13,026 - Really weird. 61 00:03:13,028 --> 00:03:14,961 - Oh, listen, you dumb— 62 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:20,900 Ahh... 63 00:03:23,137 --> 00:03:24,037 Hmm. 64 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:28,174 Uh, you know, looks like you guys got Fishkined, 65 00:03:28,176 --> 00:03:31,778 and, well, there's nothing you can do about that. 66 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,793 Ahh! 67 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,134 - Ready for work, Mr. Krabs. 68 00:03:54,136 --> 00:03:57,771 - Wait a minute! What's the matter with you, boy? 69 00:03:57,773 --> 00:04:00,674 You look like you slept in a pile of trash. 70 00:04:00,676 --> 00:04:01,574 - A pile of trash house. 71 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:04,811 Patrick and I built one out back with all your garbage. 72 00:04:04,813 --> 00:04:08,014 - With my garbage? On my land? 73 00:04:08,016 --> 00:04:11,518 I'll be charging you a reasonable rental fee. 74 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:12,952 - How much? - Hmm. 75 00:04:12,954 --> 00:04:14,020 Your paycheck ought to cover it. 76 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:18,224 - Gee, I didn't know being homeless was so expensive. 77 00:04:20,696 --> 00:04:22,962 - Ah, work is done. 78 00:04:22,964 --> 00:04:26,499 Now I can go home to a SpongeBob-free zone 79 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:30,136 and rearrange my doily collection. 80 00:04:30,138 --> 00:04:31,471 - I miss the old neighborhood. 81 00:04:31,473 --> 00:04:34,007 I think I'm gonna visit my old house tonight. 82 00:04:34,009 --> 00:04:36,976 - Ah, no! No, you don't want to do that. 83 00:04:36,978 --> 00:04:37,844 - Why? - Well, 84 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:38,778 a family has moved in there 85 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:42,716 with a lot of kids and they don't like to be disturbed. 86 00:04:42,718 --> 00:04:45,719 - How many is a lot? - Oh, like, pffft... 12 kids. 87 00:04:45,721 --> 00:04:49,022 - But if I just ask politely to visit, do you think they'd— 88 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:50,490 - And they don't speak English. 89 00:04:50,492 --> 00:04:54,861 The Fishtrapps only speak... German. 90 00:04:56,832 --> 00:05:00,767 - Maybe I could move in with whoever's in my house. 91 00:05:00,769 --> 00:05:03,236 - No, no, no! A band lives there now. 92 00:05:03,238 --> 00:05:06,072 - A rock band? - Um... yes? 93 00:05:06,074 --> 00:05:07,707 - 'Cause my house is a rock? 94 00:05:07,709 --> 00:05:10,877 - Yes, a big rock band with like eight people 95 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:12,112 and all sorts of musical equipment 96 00:05:12,114 --> 00:05:15,115 so there's only room for musicians, ha. 97 00:05:15,117 --> 00:05:16,683 - Hey, I could learn German. 98 00:05:16,685 --> 00:05:20,787 - And I could learn what "learn" is. 99 00:05:22,524 --> 00:05:24,290 - Mmm, nice. 100 00:05:24,292 --> 00:05:26,926 Ah! It's like a beautiful dream. 101 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:31,131 So peaceful. No more aggravation. 102 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:34,267 Gah! 103 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,570 What is that porous terror up to now? 104 00:05:37,572 --> 00:05:41,207 Oh no! He's expecting a big family that speaks German! 105 00:05:46,881 --> 00:05:49,816 Uh, German... hello? 106 00:05:49,818 --> 00:05:53,953 - Ach! Guten morgen. Mein name ist SpongeBob. 107 00:05:53,955 --> 00:05:55,889 - Say what? - Guten morgen. 108 00:05:55,891 --> 00:05:56,856 Mein name ist SpongeBob. 109 00:05:56,858 --> 00:06:01,127 Ich bin gekommen, um meine alte Heimat besuchen. 110 00:06:01,129 --> 00:06:04,898 - Please would you speaken-zee English? 111 00:06:04,900 --> 00:06:06,933 I need za practice. 112 00:06:06,935 --> 00:06:08,735 - Oh, ja! I mean, sure! 113 00:06:08,737 --> 00:06:10,870 Good morning. My name is SpongeBob. 114 00:06:10,872 --> 00:06:14,073 What is your name? - Um... Gerhard. 115 00:06:14,075 --> 00:06:16,910 - Well, hello. Gerhard. I used to live here. 116 00:06:16,912 --> 00:06:19,078 Just stopped by to visit my old home. 117 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,247 - Ach, meine Neptune. Uh, now is nein 118 00:06:21,249 --> 00:06:24,284 such a good time mit the wife and such. 119 00:06:24,286 --> 00:06:27,821 - Wife? Where is she? - Uhh... Hey, SpongeBob. 120 00:06:27,823 --> 00:06:29,656 - Gack! She's... shy. 121 00:06:29,658 --> 00:06:30,490 Well, I must be going. 122 00:06:30,492 --> 00:06:32,091 Mine wifen calling me for zupper. 123 00:06:32,093 --> 00:06:35,161 She is a fine Gutenchef of Fudenschlop. 124 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:38,665 - Would you mind if I stayed for zupper? 125 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:39,833 Whatcha having? - Um... 126 00:06:39,835 --> 00:06:43,937 Kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz. 127 00:06:43,939 --> 00:06:47,173 - Kerglooginpfiefer? That's my favorite! 128 00:06:47,175 --> 00:06:48,374 What's your wife's name? 129 00:06:48,376 --> 00:06:51,377 - I don't know! Hedvig! 130 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:52,045 - Whoo! 131 00:06:52,047 --> 00:06:54,948 - Dunt moven! Not a schtepp! 132 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:58,384 Nein! Nein! No moven sie! Sitz! 133 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,660 Hey, man, like, what's happening? 134 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:11,831 - I missed my house and I was hoping I could move back in. 135 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:15,635 - Oh, sorry, dude, no room. This place is, like, 136 00:07:15,637 --> 00:07:19,005 filled with band members and musical instruments. 137 00:07:19,007 --> 00:07:23,109 - What do you play? - Oh... the electric clarinet. 138 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:26,946 - There's no such thing! - Sure, there is. 139 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:27,981 - Prove it. 140 00:07:27,983 --> 00:07:30,316 - I'll be right back. 141 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:41,027 - Oh, Gerhard? Are you coming back? 142 00:07:41,029 --> 00:07:42,328 - Gah! 143 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,798 - Hello! You must be Hedvig. 144 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,967 - Hedvig? Oh! Oh, ja. 145 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:50,236 That's me, Hedvig. 146 00:07:50,238 --> 00:07:51,371 - I have heard so much about 147 00:07:51,373 --> 00:07:54,374 your Kerglooginpfiefer mit schlusinberry klabber sauz. 148 00:07:54,376 --> 00:07:56,109 Can't wait to try it. 149 00:07:56,111 --> 00:07:57,277 - One— 150 00:07:57,279 --> 00:08:00,013 One second! 151 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,284 - Ah! - Tonight's zupper is to go. 152 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:05,051 So, please to go. 153 00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:06,886 - Well, aren't your 12 little German children 154 00:08:06,888 --> 00:08:08,688 gonna sing for me while I eat? 155 00:08:08,690 --> 00:08:09,756 - I don't have children! 156 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:14,160 I mean, I mean, ja, ja. Outzide, please. 157 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:18,164 - I love outdoor concerts. 158 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,002 - Ahh! 159 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:25,238 - Uh, groovy enough for you, man? 160 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,074 - That was great! You should give lessons 161 00:08:28,076 --> 00:08:30,743 to my ex-neighbor, Squidward. 162 00:08:30,745 --> 00:08:31,878 He stinks! 163 00:08:38,452 --> 00:08:39,385 - What's going on? 164 00:08:39,387 --> 00:08:42,488 - Shh! The Fishtrapp children are gonna sing! 165 00:08:50,732 --> 00:08:53,066 I think the littlest kiddiewink 166 00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:54,100 is off-key. 167 00:08:54,102 --> 00:08:54,968 - They need a band. 168 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:57,971 I'll go talk to the guys that live at my old place 169 00:08:57,973 --> 00:09:01,007 and see if they can come over to play along. 170 00:09:01,009 --> 00:09:01,975 - Yeah! 171 00:09:03,244 --> 00:09:04,477 That's it! I'm done. 172 00:09:04,479 --> 00:09:08,848 - Squidward? What are you doing in the Fishtrapps' house? 173 00:09:08,850 --> 00:09:09,782 - You idiots. 174 00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:11,951 It's not the Fishtrapps' house! 175 00:09:11,953 --> 00:09:12,785 It's your house! 176 00:09:12,787 --> 00:09:14,387 And that is still Patrick's house! 177 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:17,190 You just saw a commercial! That's all! 178 00:09:17,192 --> 00:09:21,861 - So... is Nick Fishkins gonna live in my house? 179 00:09:21,863 --> 00:09:25,398 - Grr! He doesn't live in the houses he buys. 180 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,967 - Well, if he doesn't live in them, what does he do with them? 181 00:09:27,969 --> 00:09:29,769 - He flips the houses, you dimwits! 182 00:09:29,771 --> 00:09:32,939 He buys houses, then resells them for a profit. 183 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:35,341 He flips houses for a living! 184 00:09:35,343 --> 00:09:37,410 - He flips houses for a living? 185 00:09:37,412 --> 00:09:40,046 - Yes! And I'm calling Nick Fishkins right now 186 00:09:40,048 --> 00:09:44,183 to come over and flip my house so I can move away! 187 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,252 - Poor Squidward. 188 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:48,955 We should do something really nice for him. 189 00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:52,125 - Ooh! I know. 190 00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:55,261 - All right, Patrick, on the count of three. 191 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:58,097 One, two, three! 192 00:09:58,099 --> 00:10:01,067 - Aah! Aah! 193 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:05,538 - Say, is this home of Squidward Tentacles? 194 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:07,840 The one that was for sale? - Sure is. 195 00:10:07,842 --> 00:10:09,575 - Yech. This place is a wreck. 196 00:10:09,577 --> 00:10:13,413 I'm Nick Fishkins and I do not want to buy this home. 197 00:10:13,415 --> 00:10:15,348 Not sold. 198 00:10:17,085 --> 00:10:19,986 - What happened? - We flipped your house for ya. 199 00:10:19,988 --> 00:10:21,521 - Who's that driving away? 200 00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:23,289 - That was Nick Fishkins. 201 00:10:23,291 --> 00:10:24,957 - And what did he say? 202 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:25,958 - He said "Yeesh! 203 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,828 "Who'd want to live in that thing? 204 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:29,562 Not sold." 205 00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:32,398 - I—I can't believe you did that! 206 00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:37,370 You're welcome! 207 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:41,908 - Gah! 208 00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:43,543 Ach du lieber. 209 00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:09,335 - Oh, look at that cloud, Gary. 210 00:11:09,337 --> 00:11:12,705 It looks just like a giraffe eating ice cream. 211 00:11:12,707 --> 00:11:15,041 - You're right, Gary. 212 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:16,042 All this cloud-watching... 213 00:11:16,044 --> 00:11:17,510 is making me hungry too. 214 00:11:17,512 --> 00:11:20,346 Ooh! Look at that big one, Gary. 215 00:11:20,348 --> 00:11:22,548 And getting bigger and bigger 216 00:11:22,550 --> 00:11:26,185 and bigger and bigger and—ow! 217 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,161 - Hey, Gary. That was a pretty heavy cloud. 218 00:11:35,163 --> 00:11:37,497 - You're right, Gary. 219 00:11:37,499 --> 00:11:41,000 It's not a cloud at all. 220 00:11:41,002 --> 00:11:43,169 Let's see what's inside. 221 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,273 Ooh, fortune cookies! 222 00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:50,610 Vague prophecies baked into delicious bite-sized snacks. 223 00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:53,112 These cookies can see the future, Gary, 224 00:11:53,114 --> 00:11:58,317 which means they knew we were hungry even before we did. 225 00:11:58,319 --> 00:12:00,386 Let's eat! Mmm! 226 00:12:06,995 --> 00:12:09,529 Did you hear that, Gary? 227 00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:10,997 The fortune is true! 228 00:12:10,999 --> 00:12:13,332 Let's look at your future. 229 00:12:13,534 --> 00:12:17,170 "Happy trails will follow you always." 230 00:12:17,172 --> 00:12:20,039 Your fortune came true too! 231 00:12:20,041 --> 00:12:23,209 Cookies with fortunes that actually come true? 232 00:12:23,211 --> 00:12:26,379 We have to share these with everybody! 233 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,448 - No, SpongeBob, we are not handing out 234 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,517 anything free with every purchase. 235 00:12:31,519 --> 00:12:33,486 Even the smiles here cost a nickel. 236 00:12:33,488 --> 00:12:36,355 - Aw! Why not, Mr. Krabs? 237 00:12:36,357 --> 00:12:39,125 Because, SpongeBob, fortune cookie fortunes 238 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:42,428 are always lame and they never come true. 239 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:45,198 - Oh, but that is where you're wrong, Squidward. 240 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,067 These fortune cookies are different. 241 00:12:48,069 --> 00:12:49,335 Try one. 242 00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:51,637 - No. - Oo-oop! 243 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,139 - Eh. 244 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,145 "You will be rewarded 245 00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:02,615 for your particular talents." Right. 246 00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:04,684 - Excuse me, Mr. Squidward Tentacles? 247 00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:05,451 You have just won 248 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:08,321 "The Most Miserable Cashier In Bikini Bottom" contest. 249 00:13:08,323 --> 00:13:11,557 Here's your cash prize. Ha ha! 250 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:15,561 - Holy harpoons! The fortune did come true! 251 00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:18,598 - Me cash register, me money. 252 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,201 - And that's why my depression is award-winning. 253 00:13:22,203 --> 00:13:23,369 - Don't you see, Mr. Krabs? 254 00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:25,638 The fortunes in those cookies are real! 255 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,707 Can't we share them with everyone? 256 00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:30,643 You know, you're right, SpongeBob. 257 00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:33,145 We must share these magical macaroons 258 00:13:33,147 --> 00:13:36,115 with all the folks in Bikini Bottom. 259 00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:37,850 You just leave it to me. 260 00:13:37,852 --> 00:13:39,418 - Oh, great! 261 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:42,488 Great. 262 00:13:44,558 --> 00:13:45,825 - This is how you hook 'em. 263 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:50,763 Now remember, the first one is free! 264 00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:03,442 "Something wonderful is about to happen to you". 265 00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:07,880 I love puppies! 266 00:14:07,882 --> 00:14:09,515 Thanks, fortune cookie! 267 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:11,350 - Oh. "Eat your hat, 268 00:14:11,352 --> 00:14:14,186 and you will fall in love." 269 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,656 Ha ha. 270 00:14:17,492 --> 00:14:19,859 Hmm? 271 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,696 Ah! 272 00:14:24,832 --> 00:14:29,168 Thanks, fortune cookie. 273 00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:33,406 - "You will soon injure your legs"? 274 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,175 My legs! 275 00:14:36,177 --> 00:14:39,378 I was looking for an excuse to get out of jury duty! 276 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,181 Thanks, fortune cookie! 277 00:14:42,183 --> 00:14:44,650 - Those fortune cookies are a hit! 278 00:14:44,652 --> 00:14:45,518 Whoa! 279 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:53,326 - Fortune cookies at the Krusty Krab, eh? 280 00:14:53,328 --> 00:14:55,661 Well, Eugene, I have a prediction too: 281 00:14:55,663 --> 00:15:00,766 you are in for an epic fail supreme with extra cheese. 282 00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:03,536 - Sheldon! 283 00:15:03,538 --> 00:15:05,237 Where are you? 284 00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,743 Barnacles, woman, would it kill you 285 00:15:10,745 --> 00:15:12,745 to leave me alone for five minutes? 286 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:13,612 - Sorry, your lordship, 287 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:17,650 but the garbage isn't going to take itself out. 288 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:19,385 - Ugh! 289 00:15:19,387 --> 00:15:21,320 Riddle me this, computer wife: 290 00:15:21,322 --> 00:15:22,822 What's hollow, full of lies, 291 00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:25,558 and leaves a bad taste in your mouth? 292 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,193 - Our marriage? 293 00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:29,362 - No! Fortune cookies! 294 00:15:29,364 --> 00:15:30,763 And Krabs is raking it in right now 295 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:34,233 because all of his fortunes are actually coming true. 296 00:15:34,235 --> 00:15:37,803 So... - So, you've got an evil plan 297 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:39,939 to get the Krabby Patty secret formula 298 00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:41,407 and soon it will be yours, all yours. 299 00:15:41,409 --> 00:15:43,442 Wah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah! 300 00:15:43,444 --> 00:15:47,813 - Wow, I can't tell if you're sarcastic or psychic. 301 00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,654 Ooh, this'll be a good one. 302 00:15:55,656 --> 00:15:59,392 "You... stink." 303 00:16:11,439 --> 00:16:14,340 Enjoy your new fortune cookies, Krabs! 304 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:18,978 Time for a refill! 305 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,453 - What is my future? 306 00:16:27,455 --> 00:16:28,888 - My tentacles are gonna fall off 307 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:31,590 if I don't get a break soon, Mr. Krabs! 308 00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:32,691 - Look out, Mr. Squidward. 309 00:16:32,693 --> 00:16:36,028 I'll teach you how to run a cash register. 310 00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,968 Huh? More cookies, SpongeBob! 311 00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:45,404 - Fortunes flying in, Mr. Krabs! 312 00:16:45,406 --> 00:16:48,974 - Let the wave of misfortune begin! 313 00:16:48,976 --> 00:16:52,344 - "You will get stomach cramps from the Krusty Krab"? 314 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:57,316 - "An octopus with a big nose just spit in your food"? 315 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:05,458 - "A yellow sponge will serve you salmonella"? 316 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:09,895 - "You will live forever if you eat at the Chum Bucket"? 317 00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:12,932 - Let's eat at the Chum Bucket! 318 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,849 - What did we ever do to those fortune cookies 319 00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:32,051 to make them lie about us like that? 320 00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:33,786 - Well, the fortunes in those cookies 321 00:17:33,788 --> 00:17:35,421 were always right before. 322 00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:38,891 Here, Mr. Krabs—maybe this next one'll change your luck. 323 00:17:40,461 --> 00:17:42,895 Hmm. "Unless you give a tiny copepod 324 00:17:42,897 --> 00:17:46,632 "the Krabby Patty secret formula, 325 00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:47,766 you will die"? 326 00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:52,338 - Hello! Did someone say "copepod"? 327 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,114 Just wanted to borrow a cup of grease, Eugene. 328 00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,617 I'll come back later! Ciao! 329 00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,987 - J-just how true are these cookie fortunes, SpongeBob? 330 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:11,991 - If the cookie says it's true, then it's true! 331 00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:16,795 Horribly, terribly, truthfully true! 332 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,903 - "You will die." 333 00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:27,840 Die... die... die... 334 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:33,512 - Oh, I'll miss you, Daddy! 335 00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:34,880 But I really can't wait to spend 336 00:18:34,882 --> 00:18:38,050 all your hard-earned money on shoes! 337 00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:38,851 - Me money! 338 00:18:38,853 --> 00:18:44,089 - Mr. Krabs, no! 339 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:49,428 Mr. Krabs? 340 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,730 Mr. Krabs, it's time. 341 00:18:51,732 --> 00:18:53,933 - Aah-ha-ha! - It's time to give up 342 00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:55,734 the secret formula to Plankton. 343 00:18:55,736 --> 00:18:57,102 Because your life is worth more 344 00:18:57,104 --> 00:19:00,172 than some scrap of paper in a bottle! 345 00:19:00,174 --> 00:19:02,174 - You're right, me boy-o. 346 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:05,911 I got to face me fortune. 347 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,114 - Don't crowd, there's more chumbalaya 348 00:19:09,116 --> 00:19:12,551 where that came from, unfortunately. 349 00:19:16,924 --> 00:19:17,623 Ugh! 350 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,491 - It's worth it to live forever. 351 00:19:19,493 --> 00:19:22,428 - This scheme is working perfectly. 352 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,164 And here comes gullible Krabs now 353 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,733 to hand-deliver the secret formula. 354 00:19:27,735 --> 00:19:30,669 I promised myself I wouldn't cry. 355 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:37,843 - Oh, this crowd is impossible! 356 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:38,844 - Leave it to me, Mr. Krabs! 357 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:44,516 I'll make sure Plankton gets his so you won't get yours. 358 00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:47,519 Hot stuff comin' through! 359 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:57,596 - Don't worry, secret formula! I'm coming, baby! 360 00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,005 - Yow! Ow! 361 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,184 Me wants that ba-ba! 362 00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,053 - Aah! 363 00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:26,759 - Here, Plankton. Mr. Krabs wants you to have this. 364 00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:29,695 - Heh, heh! Finally! 365 00:20:31,599 --> 00:20:32,931 No! 366 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:36,969 Whoa- 367 00:20:36,971 --> 00:20:40,172 Aah, aah! 368 00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,678 I have had enough! 369 00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:50,282 Get out of my restaurant, you mindless sheep! 370 00:20:50,284 --> 00:20:51,583 I wrote those fortunes! 371 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,651 They were fakes! 372 00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:56,588 Don't you get it? Now all of you, out! 373 00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:59,191 - Let's go back to the Krusty Krab! 374 00:20:59,193 --> 00:21:02,661 Yeah! - Yeah, back to the Krusty Krab! 375 00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:05,097 Yeah! 376 00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:07,132 - Hmm hmm. 377 00:21:07,134 --> 00:21:09,935 - I guess I didn't really think that through. 378 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:14,106 - I figured the funeral fortune was phony, Flankton! 379 00:21:14,108 --> 00:21:14,773 - Oh, yeah? 380 00:21:14,775 --> 00:21:17,976 What are you gonna do about it, Eugene? 381 00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:19,244 - Nothing, Sheldon. 382 00:21:19,246 --> 00:21:22,047 Here, have a fortune cookie. 383 00:21:22,049 --> 00:21:23,215 Huh. 384 00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:25,684 "You will go on a long voyage 385 00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:29,855 where you will get everything you deserve." 386 00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:31,323 Hey! 387 00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:38,163 Uhh! Hey! Oof! 388 00:21:38,165 --> 00:21:40,799 Mommy!