1 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,409 - Ow! - Oh! 2 00:00:34,937 --> 00:00:38,238 Hee-hee! 3 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:40,841 Oh, oh. - No, no, just— 4 00:00:40,843 --> 00:00:43,210 - Whoa. 5 00:00:43,212 --> 00:00:46,480 - Ahh, whoa! 6 00:00:50,519 --> 00:00:53,820 - It's harder to walk, but worth it. 7 00:00:53,822 --> 00:00:56,623 - Ah, the perfect end to a perfect day: 8 00:00:56,625 --> 00:01:00,360 buying ourselves the perfect ice cream. 9 00:01:00,362 --> 00:01:04,631 - So many flavors. 10 00:01:06,969 --> 00:01:07,667 - Whoo-hoo! 11 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:11,771 Hmm, what brand should we buy, HØGAN DUEP? 12 00:01:11,773 --> 00:01:14,975 - No, that's too fancy. 13 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:17,978 Rocky road! 14 00:01:17,980 --> 00:01:19,579 - With real rocks! 15 00:01:19,581 --> 00:01:21,715 - Rocky road, unlike our friendship, 16 00:01:21,717 --> 00:01:25,685 which is a smooth avenue and will never have any bumps. 17 00:01:25,687 --> 00:01:27,254 - Bump. 18 00:01:27,889 --> 00:01:30,891 When did food get so ugly? 19 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:36,263 "Lonely Krab Dinner for One: Now 30% lonelier." 20 00:01:36,265 --> 00:01:37,998 Eee, can't believe what they're charging 21 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,700 for this frozen debris, and I can't believe 22 00:01:40,702 --> 00:01:42,936 they're selling so much of it. 23 00:01:42,938 --> 00:01:46,039 But it sure is convenient. 24 00:01:50,279 --> 00:01:53,346 Can you imagine if they had frozen Krabby Patties 25 00:01:53,348 --> 00:01:54,080 at the supermarket? 26 00:01:54,082 --> 00:01:55,282 Oh, that would be so convenient, 27 00:01:55,284 --> 00:01:57,350 everyone in the world could enjoy them. 28 00:01:57,352 --> 00:01:58,818 - Ooh, whoo! 29 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:01,621 SpongeBob, that's a million dollar idea 30 00:02:01,623 --> 00:02:04,357 that I just had that you just said before me. 31 00:02:07,362 --> 00:02:08,929 Hello, welcome to my commercial. 32 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:12,432 Would you like the convenience of a Krabby Patty at home, 33 00:02:12,434 --> 00:02:15,869 without the hassle of going to the Krusty Krab? 34 00:02:15,871 --> 00:02:16,703 Well, now you can. 35 00:02:16,705 --> 00:02:20,507 Have delicious Krabby Patties any time you want. 36 00:02:20,509 --> 00:02:22,976 They're in your grocer's freezer section. 37 00:02:22,978 --> 00:02:25,579 Buy them. I want your money! 38 00:02:25,581 --> 00:02:26,746 Did you get that, Pearly-girl? 39 00:02:26,748 --> 00:02:30,951 - Yes, Daddy, and stop babying me! 40 00:02:31,686 --> 00:02:34,421 - So, Mr. Grouper, what do you think? 41 00:02:34,423 --> 00:02:35,355 - Call me Don. 42 00:02:35,357 --> 00:02:37,958 - Oh, well, okay, Don. 43 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,061 Will this make me rich? 44 00:02:41,063 --> 00:02:42,562 - Mr. Krabs, if you wanna sell 45 00:02:42,564 --> 00:02:46,399 zero Krabby Patties and wind up in the poor house, 46 00:02:46,401 --> 00:02:48,602 then I say go with your commercial. 47 00:02:48,604 --> 00:02:50,470 - Oh. - But if you really 48 00:02:50,472 --> 00:02:53,373 want to be rich, keep your mouth shut, 49 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:56,543 and listen to us, sir. 50 00:02:56,545 --> 00:02:58,378 - Ooh, okay. 51 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:00,947 - Let me introduce you to the team here at GGK. 52 00:03:00,949 --> 00:03:02,449 That's Barry Goby, Rob Koi, 53 00:03:02,451 --> 00:03:03,750 and Limia with her team from creative. 54 00:03:03,752 --> 00:03:07,354 Everyone, this is Mr. Krabs and a yellow box. 55 00:03:07,356 --> 00:03:08,722 - Oh, uh, actually, my name in Spon— 56 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:11,658 - Let's say we give a look-see at what we've cooked up for you. 57 00:03:11,660 --> 00:03:14,828 The Krabby Patty, a mainstay of dining in Bikini Bottom 58 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:17,631 for a very long time, like an old friend, 59 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:20,433 but not too old, because research shows us 60 00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:21,134 old is gross. 61 00:03:21,136 --> 00:03:22,836 - Yes, oh, it's absolutely... - Oh, of course... 62 00:03:22,838 --> 00:03:24,504 - Just gross. - Yeah, no, it's disgusting. 63 00:03:24,506 --> 00:03:27,540 - Well, I don't think old is gross. 64 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:34,514 - Goo-goo, social networking, ah, ah! 65 00:03:34,516 --> 00:03:35,081 - Exactly. 66 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:36,916 Now, here are some of the slogans 67 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,451 we've been kicking around. 68 00:03:38,453 --> 00:03:42,389 "Krabby Patties: Like a friend, but edible." 69 00:03:42,391 --> 00:03:46,893 "Krabby Patties: The shut-in's favorite patty." 70 00:03:46,895 --> 00:03:49,562 And finally, "Krabby Patties: 71 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:51,131 Shove 'em in your mouth-hole!" 72 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:54,968 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I have a slogan! 73 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:56,936 Oh, uh, Krabby Patties: 74 00:03:56,938 --> 00:04:00,940 Taste so nice that they taste nice. 75 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,415 - Let's just leave it to the professionals, boy-o. 76 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:10,016 - The thing is, Frozen Krabby Patties 77 00:04:10,018 --> 00:04:11,418 are a convenience for everyone, 78 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:13,887 and we need a campaign that says exactly that. 79 00:04:13,889 --> 00:04:18,158 We need a regular guy to represent all consumers. 80 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,459 - Me! - Someone everyone 81 00:04:19,461 --> 00:04:20,560 can relate to... - Oh, me, me! 82 00:04:20,562 --> 00:04:25,198 - With a face that says, "I love Krabby Patties." 83 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:25,832 - Mmm. 84 00:04:25,834 --> 00:04:28,735 - We find that face, and we have our campaign. 85 00:04:28,737 --> 00:04:33,006 - And I've got the perfect guy for the job. 86 00:04:33,008 --> 00:04:34,607 - Eee? 87 00:04:39,748 --> 00:04:43,483 - Krabby Patties: They taste so nice, 88 00:04:43,485 --> 00:04:46,619 that they taste nice. 89 00:04:49,624 --> 00:04:51,224 - Hey, that was my slogan. 90 00:04:51,226 --> 00:04:52,158 - Great stuff, huh? 91 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,461 This guy is gonna be a star. 92 00:04:54,463 --> 00:04:55,995 - I'm already a star. 93 00:04:55,997 --> 00:04:57,130 - That's the attitude. 94 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,999 - Hey, SpongeBob, now that I'm finished doing 95 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:02,635 whatever it is I'm doing, you wanna go play? 96 00:05:02,637 --> 00:05:03,803 - Sorry, yellow box, 97 00:05:03,805 --> 00:05:06,940 Patrick has to make a personal appearance at the mall. 98 00:05:06,942 --> 00:05:07,674 - I—oh... 99 00:05:07,676 --> 00:05:11,511 - Don, will this commercial really help me make money? 100 00:05:11,513 --> 00:05:12,812 - You need to call your bank, Krabs, 101 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:16,249 because they are gonna have to build an extra vault 102 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:18,017 to hold all the extra money. 103 00:05:18,019 --> 00:05:21,988 Ooh, I do declare, Mr. Grouper, 104 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:24,591 I believe I have a case of the vapors. 105 00:05:24,593 --> 00:05:28,228 - I told you, call me Don. 106 00:05:28,230 --> 00:05:28,862 - Don. 107 00:05:28,864 --> 00:05:32,866 - Of course, you could double, maybe even triple or quadruple, 108 00:05:32,868 --> 00:05:36,169 that money if you... no, forget it. 109 00:05:36,171 --> 00:05:37,170 - What? Forget what? 110 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,238 What, what? What are you saying? 111 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,073 - Well, we ran some numbers and realized 112 00:05:40,075 --> 00:05:42,142 that you could make a lot more money 113 00:05:42,144 --> 00:05:45,645 if you changed the formula. 114 00:05:45,647 --> 00:05:47,881 - How much "a lot more"? 115 00:05:47,883 --> 00:05:49,082 - A lot "a lot more." 116 00:05:49,084 --> 00:05:51,684 - Well, then let's fill her up with filler! 117 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:56,022 - Mr. Krabs, are you changing the secret Krabby Patty formula? 118 00:05:56,024 --> 00:05:57,157 - Heh, no, I-I can— 119 00:05:57,159 --> 00:05:59,125 well, it's just a little tweak, me boy. 120 00:05:59,127 --> 00:05:59,993 - But what is "filler"? 121 00:05:59,995 --> 00:06:05,532 - Whoa, hey, this little yellow box sure is full of questions. 122 00:06:05,534 --> 00:06:08,301 What do you say we go see where the money's made? 123 00:06:08,303 --> 00:06:11,604 - Ho-ho, that sounds great! 124 00:06:14,109 --> 00:06:15,542 - Take a look around. 125 00:06:15,544 --> 00:06:17,076 It's your dream come true. 126 00:06:17,078 --> 00:06:18,311 Through the wonders of automation, 127 00:06:18,313 --> 00:06:20,246 this factory can make as many Krabby Patties 128 00:06:20,248 --> 00:06:23,249 in one minute as you used to make in a week. 129 00:06:23,251 --> 00:06:25,652 Take a whiff of the future, Krabs. 130 00:06:25,654 --> 00:06:27,053 Does it smell like money? 131 00:06:27,055 --> 00:06:31,758 Oh, yeah. 132 00:06:33,695 --> 00:06:36,329 - Hey, why does that barrel say "sand"? 133 00:06:37,666 --> 00:06:38,665 - Well, it's imported. 134 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:42,335 It's spelled "sand," but it's pronounced, "filler." 135 00:06:42,337 --> 00:06:45,104 - Hey, let's check in on our taste test area. 136 00:06:45,106 --> 00:06:47,774 - Whoa, whoa, oh! 137 00:06:50,245 --> 00:06:52,645 - Hmm. This tastes kind of bad. 138 00:06:52,647 --> 00:06:53,880 - Would you buy it, though? 139 00:06:53,882 --> 00:06:55,949 - Well, yeah, for the convenience... 140 00:06:55,951 --> 00:06:58,251 and the face of that stupid guy. 141 00:06:58,253 --> 00:07:02,055 Though I have noticed a bit of a side effect. 142 00:07:02,057 --> 00:07:03,790 Hmm-hmm. 143 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,960 - Oh! 144 00:07:06,962 --> 00:07:09,162 He loves it. 145 00:07:09,164 --> 00:07:09,963 - Great news, Krabs. 146 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:12,365 Sales are going all the way up to the surface of the ocean. 147 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:14,734 Here's your first check. 148 00:07:16,004 --> 00:07:17,003 - Huh? 149 00:07:21,076 --> 00:07:22,742 Oh. - Mr. Krabs? 150 00:07:22,744 --> 00:07:24,811 - I'm rich, boy-o, rich. 151 00:07:24,813 --> 00:07:27,714 - Great, can we go back to the Krusty Krab now? 152 00:07:27,716 --> 00:07:30,183 - Yes, yes, we can. 153 00:07:30,185 --> 00:07:32,085 - Hooray, finally! 154 00:07:44,733 --> 00:07:45,932 - Whatcha doing, boy? 155 00:07:45,934 --> 00:07:46,933 - Making Krabby Patties. 156 00:07:46,935 --> 00:07:50,236 - Oh, no, you've made your last Krabby Patty. 157 00:07:50,238 --> 00:07:52,939 - You mean my last one for the morning rush? 158 00:07:52,941 --> 00:07:53,540 - No, ever. 159 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:56,142 - You mean my last one for today-ever? 160 00:07:56,144 --> 00:07:59,679 - No, I mean forever and ever. 161 00:07:59,681 --> 00:08:01,414 You're fired. - Fired? 162 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:02,782 - But I'm ready to re-hire you. 163 00:08:02,784 --> 00:08:05,318 - Oh, please, re-hire me Mr. Krabs. 164 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,120 I'll do anything. 165 00:08:07,122 --> 00:08:09,255 - Then follow me. 166 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,431 This tastes nice. 167 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:23,036 Ow, curses, foiled again, ow. 168 00:08:23,038 --> 00:08:26,739 - You turned the Krusty Krab into some kind of museum? 169 00:08:26,741 --> 00:08:28,174 - That's right, me boy. 170 00:08:28,176 --> 00:08:30,944 It's all history now, but you, 171 00:08:30,946 --> 00:08:34,280 you have the most important job of all. 172 00:08:34,282 --> 00:08:36,950 You give tours and sell tchotchkes 173 00:08:36,952 --> 00:08:37,784 in the gift shop. 174 00:08:37,786 --> 00:08:39,752 - Yeah, but what if someone wants a Krabby Patty? 175 00:08:39,754 --> 00:08:42,288 - Oh, we've got plenty of Krabby Patties 176 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:45,325 right here in the freezer. 177 00:08:49,264 --> 00:08:50,229 - Ding. 178 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:50,930 - You see? 179 00:08:50,932 --> 00:08:54,934 Customers at the museum can cook the patties themselves, 180 00:08:54,936 --> 00:08:55,768 like this. 181 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:03,776 Yeah, it's so convenient, see? 182 00:09:03,778 --> 00:09:05,278 - And what about me? 183 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:08,715 - Don't worry, Squidward. You're fired. 184 00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:12,352 - Well, do I get re-hired for a new job at the museum too? 185 00:09:12,354 --> 00:09:14,153 - Heh! No, you're just fired. 186 00:09:14,155 --> 00:09:17,290 - What? No, you don't fire me—I quit. 187 00:09:17,292 --> 00:09:19,325 I got my resignation letter all prepared. 188 00:09:19,327 --> 00:09:22,161 "Dear Mr. Krabs—" - Do you have a ticket, sir? 189 00:09:22,163 --> 00:09:23,830 Can't be in a museum without a ticket. 190 00:09:23,832 --> 00:09:27,500 - What the—what? "I-I-I tender my resignation 191 00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:29,836 "from this greasy establishment. 192 00:09:29,838 --> 00:09:31,771 "Too long have I toiled 193 00:09:31,773 --> 00:09:33,072 "under your iron claw. 194 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:35,208 "Now I am free—free to live 195 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:37,810 "my dreams of being a ballet dancer, ha-ha, 196 00:09:37,812 --> 00:09:41,781 "and the first chair clarinet in the Bikini Bottom Orchestra, 197 00:09:41,783 --> 00:09:44,984 "ha-ha, and I am going to finally publish 198 00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:51,791 my mystery/thriller novel: 'Dial D for Doily'!" 199 00:09:53,828 --> 00:09:54,527 - Ooh. 200 00:09:55,864 --> 00:09:59,866 - Ahem, "hello, and welcome to the Krusty Krab Museum, 201 00:09:59,868 --> 00:10:01,467 "the original home of the Krabby Patty, 202 00:10:01,469 --> 00:10:04,037 "now available in the frozen food section 203 00:10:04,039 --> 00:10:05,872 of your local supermarket." 204 00:10:06,441 --> 00:10:10,109 Oh, and don't forget to buy souvenirs at the gift shop. 205 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:14,914 - Atta boy, embrace the future! 206 00:10:56,558 --> 00:10:58,257 - Going up? 207 00:10:58,259 --> 00:11:00,560 - I'm going to a party— a party to celebrate 208 00:11:00,562 --> 00:11:03,196 my friend's upcoming 400th commercial. 209 00:11:03,198 --> 00:11:04,597 - Uh-huh. - I brought ice cream. 210 00:11:04,599 --> 00:11:07,300 Me and my best friend are gonna share the ice cream. 211 00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:08,000 Who knows? 212 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:10,670 Maybe we'll even get a chance to share pants. 213 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,272 Again. 214 00:11:13,274 --> 00:11:16,676 - You should get out. Now. 215 00:11:19,314 --> 00:11:22,482 - Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me. 216 00:11:22,484 --> 00:11:25,618 - Uh, Patrick, did you order something through the mail? 217 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:29,222 'Cause a yellow box just arrived for you. 218 00:11:29,224 --> 00:11:30,256 - SpongeBob! 219 00:11:30,258 --> 00:11:30,990 - Hey, Patrick. 220 00:11:30,992 --> 00:11:34,193 - Oh, I'm sure glad you made it to my party. 221 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:37,230 - Uh, excuse me, yellow box, are you feeling 222 00:11:37,232 --> 00:11:38,097 a little overheated? 223 00:11:38,099 --> 00:11:43,402 Because I do—I say, I do believe you are melting. 224 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:49,542 - Oh, yeah, I guess I should get this in a freezer. 225 00:11:49,544 --> 00:11:51,144 Patrick, where's the kitchen? 226 00:11:51,146 --> 00:11:52,011 - Oh, I don't know. 227 00:11:52,013 --> 00:11:53,246 - It's just past the solid gold gym. 228 00:11:53,248 --> 00:11:55,615 Take a right at the zoo. - I'll come with you, SpongeBob. 229 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:57,483 - He can find the kitchen by himself. 230 00:11:57,485 --> 00:11:59,085 The press needs some photos of you 231 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:01,354 with your new mascot friends. 232 00:12:01,356 --> 00:12:05,024 - Aww. - Aww. 233 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:18,471 - This way, Mr. Star! - Hey, Patrick, over here! 234 00:12:18,473 --> 00:12:21,440 - Over here, right here! - Who are you wearing? 235 00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:28,247 Whoa, oof! - Ow. 236 00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:30,183 - Squidward? What are you doing here? 237 00:12:30,185 --> 00:12:33,219 I thought you were off following your dreams. 238 00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:33,719 - I was. 239 00:12:33,721 --> 00:12:35,688 They turned out to be nightmares. 240 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:38,224 Apparently, you need more than 17 years 241 00:12:38,226 --> 00:12:42,361 behind a cash register to be qualified for dreams. 242 00:12:42,363 --> 00:12:43,462 I never thought I would say this, 243 00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:46,799 but I'm begging you, SpongeBob, let me come back 244 00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:48,801 and work at the Krusty Krab Museum. 245 00:12:48,803 --> 00:12:51,304 - I guess you could help out the animatronic Squidward. 246 00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:53,639 There's something about him that seems a little off. 247 00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:55,808 I love my job. 248 00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:57,343 Thanks for coming! 249 00:12:57,345 --> 00:13:00,079 - Totally out of character. 250 00:13:00,748 --> 00:13:02,548 I hate everyone. 251 00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:04,417 Huh, much better. 252 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,254 - "Tastes so nice that they—" 253 00:13:08,256 --> 00:13:09,755 - They taste like lice! 254 00:13:09,757 --> 00:13:12,124 - Oh, now I gotta start over! 255 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:15,494 Ooh, someone fix that broken robot. 256 00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:16,662 - Huh? Ooh! 257 00:13:17,365 --> 00:13:18,598 What are you doing with this— ow! 258 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,399 - "Tastes so nice that they taste nice." 259 00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:23,736 - Hey, Patrick, rehearsing your big 400th commercial, huh? 260 00:13:23,738 --> 00:13:27,106 - Excuse me, yellow box, Mr. Star is not to be disturbed. 261 00:13:27,108 --> 00:13:29,308 He's very, very busy right now. 262 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,643 - Yeah, sure. 263 00:13:30,645 --> 00:13:31,744 I get it. 264 00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,312 - But he's my friend. 265 00:13:33,314 --> 00:13:34,247 - You're a star. 266 00:13:34,249 --> 00:13:36,782 You have no friends. 267 00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:40,152 What am I doing again? 268 00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:43,823 - Stand over here and say your line. 269 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,592 And... action. 270 00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:52,198 - Tastes so nice it... 271 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:58,738 uh... blah, blah, blah, blah, bli-blah. 272 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:01,240 - And... cut. 273 00:14:01,242 --> 00:14:02,675 All right, you guys can fix that in post. 274 00:14:02,677 --> 00:14:05,611 Okay, that's a wrap. Let's pack it up. 275 00:14:05,613 --> 00:14:06,779 - Okay, and here. And here. 276 00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,781 Okay, and then sign here. And again here. 277 00:14:08,783 --> 00:14:10,383 - Patrick, there's something weird 278 00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:12,585 about these Frozen Krabby Patties. 279 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:18,591 - Looks like you've been hitting the patties pretty hard there. 280 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:20,459 - Speak for yourself. 281 00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:21,694 - Oh, nothing's been the same 282 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:24,297 since those frozen patties came out. 283 00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:26,432 I miss the old Krusty Krab. 284 00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:29,335 I miss Patrick—oof! 285 00:14:29,337 --> 00:14:30,236 - Come on, Mr. Star. 286 00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:33,773 You've got an 11:00 eyeball waxing. 287 00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:38,177 See you later, SpongeBob. 288 00:14:38,179 --> 00:14:39,278 - Aww. 289 00:14:48,856 --> 00:14:52,591 - Finally, now is my chance to strike. 290 00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:55,461 - Welcome to the original Krusty— 291 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,397 Curses, foiled again. 292 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,366 Curses, foiled again. 293 00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:02,768 - Pff, never happened. 294 00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:06,906 Now to make my escape. 295 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,846 Aren't you gonna try and stop me? 296 00:15:13,848 --> 00:15:15,915 - That'll be $1.99, please. 297 00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:17,650 - What do you mean, $1.99? 298 00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:18,851 You're not gonna step on me? 299 00:15:18,853 --> 00:15:20,820 I've got the secret formula, you know. 300 00:15:20,822 --> 00:15:23,589 - Anyone can have a secret formula. 301 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:26,826 We sell them in the gift shop. 302 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,261 See? They're all just fakes. 303 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,697 Everything here is a fake. 304 00:15:31,699 --> 00:15:32,698 - Eh, forget it. 305 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,266 What's the world coming to? 306 00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:37,636 All right, just give me one Frozen Krabby Patty to go. 307 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:40,506 - Ding. 308 00:15:41,409 --> 00:15:42,808 Yes, you fools! 309 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,610 - Shouldn't we chase after him? 310 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:45,511 He didn't pay. 311 00:15:45,513 --> 00:15:46,445 - Oh, what's the point? 312 00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:50,416 These Frozen Krabby Patties have ruined my life, Squidward. 313 00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:52,351 And it was all my idea. 314 00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:55,488 Who am I to fight the future? 315 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,628 Blah! 316 00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:04,363 Sand? 317 00:16:04,365 --> 00:16:05,698 It tastes like sand. 318 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:06,932 Not good sand, either. 319 00:16:06,934 --> 00:16:07,733 - Of course it does. 320 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,336 What do you think Krabs uses as filler? 321 00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:13,272 - Krabby Patties aren't made with sand! 322 00:16:13,274 --> 00:16:16,008 They're made with love. 323 00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:17,543 Yah, fwa! 324 00:16:24,952 --> 00:16:25,551 Mm! 325 00:16:25,553 --> 00:16:29,255 I am going to show the world what a fresh, not frozen 326 00:16:29,257 --> 00:16:32,024 Krabby Patty tastes like, and the first one 327 00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,894 is for my best friend, Patrick. 328 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:40,699 Mmm! 329 00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,802 - Over here. - Right here, Patrick. 330 00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,670 - Right here, right here. - One, more, Patrick. 331 00:16:44,672 --> 00:16:45,938 - Patrick, baby, sweetheart, 332 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,907 have you thought about that feature film 333 00:16:47,909 --> 00:16:49,442 I pitched youse? 334 00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:53,546 - That's it. 335 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:55,481 I can't take it anymore. 336 00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:57,783 Everybody out! 337 00:17:00,755 --> 00:17:05,825 I wish things could go back to the way they were. 338 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,426 Mm... 339 00:17:07,428 --> 00:17:09,962 I just wanna be able to share one pair of pants 340 00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:14,066 with my best friend without it being in the papers. 341 00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,835 - Freshly grilled Krabby Patty, 342 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:18,604 you and I are going to save the world. 343 00:17:18,606 --> 00:17:21,040 And save a friendship. 344 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,942 Patrick! 345 00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:24,610 - SpongeBob! 346 00:17:24,612 --> 00:17:28,747 - Patrick, the frozen patties are made with sand! 347 00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:32,017 - SpongeBob, what? 348 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,421 - Patrick, the Frozen Krabby Patties 349 00:17:35,423 --> 00:17:36,822 are made with sand! 350 00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:41,026 - I thought they tasted familiar. 351 00:17:42,964 --> 00:17:44,396 SpongeBob? 352 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,567 - Missed you. - I missed you too. 353 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,704 - I got something for you, from one friend to another. 354 00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:56,408 - No, no, I don't wanna eat another one of those things! 355 00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:02,448 Mm! 356 00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:05,551 Now that's a real Krabby Patty. 357 00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:09,622 Oh, as delicious as our real friendship. 358 00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:10,990 - Now that we've saved our friendship, 359 00:18:10,992 --> 00:18:13,526 we have to save the reputation of the Krabby Patty. 360 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:17,997 - But I have to speak at a shareholders meeting tonight. 361 00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:20,866 How am I gonna say nice things about frozen patties 362 00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:25,037 now that I know they're filled with sand? 363 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,540 - Well, Patrick, you're just gonna have to 364 00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:30,776 listen to your heart... and your stomach. 365 00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:34,446 - Thank you, everyone, for coming to this gala event 366 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:39,885 celebrating the meteoric success of Frozen Krabby Patties. 367 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,520 In honor of this momentous occasion, 368 00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:44,890 we are going to premiere our 400th commercial. 369 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:47,760 - And here to say a few words is the face 370 00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:53,432 of the Frozen Krabby Patty, our own Patrick Star. 371 00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:54,400 Come on up, Patrick! 372 00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:58,637 - I love this guy—I love him! 373 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:02,808 - Good evening, ladies and... the other ones. 374 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:07,446 I know you're all excited to see the 400th commercial, 375 00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:11,684 but before we see it I just want to say... 376 00:19:14,555 --> 00:19:18,791 That... that... 377 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,827 Frozen Krabby Patties are... 378 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,696 - Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. 379 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:25,631 - Made with sand! 380 00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:27,666 - Oh, no. 381 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,603 - That was cute when you were rich. 382 00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:31,937 I'm out of here. 383 00:19:32,974 --> 00:19:35,641 - And in shocking news today, it has been revealed 384 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:40,446 that Frozen Krabby Patties are made with sand. 385 00:19:48,823 --> 00:19:49,855 - Eee! 386 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,167 - Well, it's gone. 387 00:20:02,169 --> 00:20:08,240 Everything I spent me life building is all gone. 388 00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:09,608 I'm ruined. 389 00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:12,845 What? 390 00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:16,015 Now that's the taste I remember. 391 00:20:16,017 --> 00:20:17,850 - That's strange. 392 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,721 Mr. Squidward, what is going on in here? 393 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:25,658 - Uh, I am Animatronic Squidward. 394 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,259 I cannot answer questions. 395 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:27,926 - Squidward! 396 00:20:27,928 --> 00:20:30,796 - It was SpongeBob's idea. Him and Patrick are behind this. 397 00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:31,797 They forced me to help. 398 00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:36,802 - SpongeBob, did you do all this? 399 00:20:36,804 --> 00:20:37,803 - Absolutely! 400 00:20:37,805 --> 00:20:39,772 Well, Patrick helped. 401 00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:41,040 - A friend always helps. 402 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:46,278 It's called frelping, and I was very frelpful. 403 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,081 - But how did you get these customers 404 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,516 to eat Krabby Patties? 405 00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:52,084 They know they're filled with sand. 406 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:55,688 - The frozen ones are, but these are made fresh. 407 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,589 Fresh? 408 00:20:57,591 --> 00:21:00,159 - Go on, have a bite. 409 00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:01,827 - No, no I— 410 00:21:01,829 --> 00:21:05,764 - Mr. Krabs, just a nibble. 411 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,866 - Mm. 412 00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:09,702 Here! 413 00:21:09,704 --> 00:21:14,206 Ooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, ooh, the flavor. 414 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:18,610 The sweet, greasy nectar of the gods. 415 00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:21,747 How much are you charging for these patties, boy-o? 416 00:21:21,749 --> 00:21:23,549 - Nothing, we're not selling them. 417 00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:25,751 - Yeah, we just give them away. 418 00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:28,587 - Agh, SpongeBob, me boy, 419 00:21:28,589 --> 00:21:30,589 you've done a good thing here, lad, 420 00:21:30,591 --> 00:21:33,859 but you could use a little frelp, I think. 421 00:21:34,729 --> 00:21:35,994 How about we partner up, 422 00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:36,895 and I become your boss 423 00:21:36,897 --> 00:21:40,966 and pay you minimum wage while I work you mercilessly? 424 00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:41,767 What do you say? 425 00:21:41,769 --> 00:21:43,702 - Yeah! The Krusty Krab 426 00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:44,603 is back in business. 427 00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:49,174 - Great, now get to work!