1 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:17,492 Watch this. 2 00:00:27,602 --> 00:00:29,704 - Mmm—hey. - Hey. 3 00:00:33,375 --> 00:00:34,376 Hiyah! 4 00:00:34,376 --> 00:00:36,344 Hiyah, hiyah! 5 00:00:38,046 --> 00:00:40,482 - Hiyah! 6 00:00:42,818 --> 00:00:45,387 Aww. 7 00:00:49,224 --> 00:00:51,693 Isn't it a little early for autumn, Sandy? 8 00:00:51,693 --> 00:00:54,863 - Yeah, it's only, um... 9 00:00:54,863 --> 00:00:57,265 June o'clock. 10 00:00:58,166 --> 00:00:59,868 - It ain't autumn. 11 00:01:01,403 --> 00:01:03,505 Oh, my tree is dying. 12 00:01:04,506 --> 00:01:06,708 - Good, we can use the wood. 13 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:07,809 - Patrick, stop. 14 00:01:07,809 --> 00:01:10,412 I can save it with science. 15 00:01:10,412 --> 00:01:11,713 - Okay. Hmm. 16 00:01:18,887 --> 00:01:21,189 - Feed me. 17 00:01:21,189 --> 00:01:23,859 - Jumping beans on a trampoline. 18 00:01:23,859 --> 00:01:25,193 You're starving. 19 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:27,028 I got to make you the best fertilizer 20 00:01:27,028 --> 00:01:28,597 known to critter-kind. 21 00:01:35,737 --> 00:01:36,738 Ugh. 22 00:01:42,744 --> 00:01:44,746 Ah, growth pills. 23 00:01:49,184 --> 00:01:50,185 Hmm. 24 00:01:53,421 --> 00:01:54,422 Hey. 25 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:59,227 Nuts. 26 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:03,932 Aha. 27 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:10,438 Yeehaw! 28 00:02:16,444 --> 00:02:18,613 Aw, I hope this is the pick-me-up 29 00:02:18,613 --> 00:02:20,015 you needed, ole girl. 30 00:02:22,717 --> 00:02:24,519 Well, kiss my grits. 31 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:27,722 This here's the biggest acorn I ever did see. 32 00:02:30,425 --> 00:02:31,726 And so are those. 33 00:02:31,726 --> 00:02:33,895 I'd better start storing these for winter. 34 00:02:36,231 --> 00:02:39,968 I might need an alternate storage solution. 35 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:47,843 Phew. 36 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:55,217 Hey there, SpongeBob. 37 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,352 Could you swing by my place? 38 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,556 I love squirreling away nuts, 39 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,191 but this is just too much. 40 00:03:03,191 --> 00:03:06,294 - I'd say you've certainly got a real nut-mare 41 00:03:06,294 --> 00:03:07,562 on your hands. 42 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,898 - Just dump these somewhere. 43 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,433 I'm gonna put more under my bed. 44 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:12,968 - Yes, ma'am. 45 00:03:17,873 --> 00:03:19,708 - Stop! 46 00:03:19,708 --> 00:03:21,142 - Whoa. Who are you? 47 00:03:21,142 --> 00:03:24,513 - I am the spirit guide of the Salmon people. 48 00:03:24,513 --> 00:03:26,781 I am a shalmon. 49 00:03:26,781 --> 00:03:27,883 - Oh, hey there, shalmon. 50 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:29,084 My name is SpongeBob. 51 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,852 - Why do you dump your nuts 52 00:03:30,852 --> 00:03:32,220 on my people's land, SpongeBob? 53 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,355 - Oh, they're not mine. 54 00:03:33,355 --> 00:03:34,556 They're my friend Sandy's. 55 00:03:34,556 --> 00:03:37,425 - Allow me to give you some sage advice. 56 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:40,061 You must not squander nature's bounty. 57 00:03:40,061 --> 00:03:42,864 Nuts are meant to be eaten. 58 00:03:42,864 --> 00:03:44,065 It's all in my book. 59 00:03:48,203 --> 00:03:49,938 Meant to be eaten, eh? 60 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,173 - Of course. 61 00:03:51,173 --> 00:03:53,241 The earth provides our food, 62 00:03:53,241 --> 00:03:56,044 and we must care for her in return. 63 00:03:56,044 --> 00:03:58,146 It's all about balance, my friend. 64 00:03:58,146 --> 00:03:59,748 Look at my garden. 65 00:04:01,316 --> 00:04:03,785 - Wow. It's coming in great. 66 00:04:07,889 --> 00:04:09,558 Over there. 67 00:04:10,759 --> 00:04:12,794 - Even better. 68 00:04:14,563 --> 00:04:17,032 - So some shalmon guy told you people would want 69 00:04:17,032 --> 00:04:18,700 to eat my nuts, and you believe him? 70 00:04:18,700 --> 00:04:19,835 - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 71 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:21,703 Surely the shalmon isn't a sham. 72 00:04:21,703 --> 00:04:22,704 - Shirtainly not. 73 00:04:22,704 --> 00:04:24,206 I mean, certainly not. 74 00:04:24,206 --> 00:04:25,707 Let's see what we can cook up. 75 00:04:25,707 --> 00:04:26,708 "Aged nut brie, 76 00:04:26,708 --> 00:04:27,709 ghost nut chili." 77 00:04:27,709 --> 00:04:28,944 How about nutty butter? 78 00:04:28,944 --> 00:04:30,712 Seems easy enough to make. 79 00:04:46,528 --> 00:04:47,996 Whoo-hoo! 80 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,632 That's delicious. 81 00:04:50,632 --> 00:04:51,600 - Wow. 82 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,801 Patrick will want to try this. 83 00:04:52,801 --> 00:04:53,802 - Try what? 84 00:04:57,806 --> 00:04:59,941 - Patrick, that nutty butter is for eating. 85 00:04:59,941 --> 00:05:02,477 - I know. 86 00:05:02,477 --> 00:05:03,478 Ow! 87 00:05:03,478 --> 00:05:04,579 Mmm. 88 00:05:04,579 --> 00:05:05,780 Ow! 89 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:06,781 Mmm. 90 00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:07,782 Ow! 91 00:05:07,782 --> 00:05:08,850 - Hmm. 92 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:09,885 Why don't you boys take some 93 00:05:09,885 --> 00:05:10,886 for the road? 94 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:13,455 Thanks. 95 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:15,891 Huh? 96 00:05:15,891 --> 00:05:17,993 - Can I have some more? 97 00:05:17,993 --> 00:05:21,163 It's hard to eat off this side of me. 98 00:05:23,465 --> 00:05:24,332 - Sure, Patrick. 99 00:05:24,332 --> 00:05:25,800 Here's the last of it. 100 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,002 - Thanks, Sandy. 101 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,972 - There, everything's back to normal. 102 00:05:30,972 --> 00:05:32,941 We love nutty butter. - What in tarnation? 103 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:37,112 We love nutty butter. We love nutty butter. 104 00:05:37,112 --> 00:05:39,114 We love nutty butter. - Hi, Sandy. 105 00:05:39,114 --> 00:05:40,916 - Patrick, what's going on here? 106 00:05:40,916 --> 00:05:41,983 - I want more nutty butter. 107 00:05:41,983 --> 00:05:43,485 - Who are all these people? 108 00:05:43,485 --> 00:05:45,487 We love nutty butter. We love nutty butter. 109 00:05:45,487 --> 00:05:49,424 - Oh, they licked the nutty butter off my back. 110 00:05:53,261 --> 00:05:54,729 And now they're here for more. 111 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:55,964 - Aw, gosh, Patrick, 112 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,899 I don't have enough to feed everyone. 113 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:01,303 - But it's the only thing my boy will eat. 114 00:06:01,303 --> 00:06:04,706 - Guess I'll have to go to bed hungry again. 115 00:06:06,675 --> 00:06:09,344 - Well, I don't want to let anyone down. 116 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:12,514 I can make some more acorns. 117 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,698 - Mmm. 118 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:37,305 - Making everyone's day with my nutty butter 119 00:06:37,305 --> 00:06:39,841 really gives me the warm and tinglies. 120 00:06:39,841 --> 00:06:40,976 - Uh-huh. 121 00:06:40,976 --> 00:06:43,011 - In fact, demand's been so high, 122 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:45,881 I scienced up a way to increase my production. 123 00:06:48,750 --> 00:06:52,154 SpongeBob here scoops acorns onto the conveyor belt. 124 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:54,289 Then the tubes take them inside, 125 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,858 where I turn them into nutty butter. 126 00:07:00,162 --> 00:07:02,063 - Sandy, according to the shalmon's book, 127 00:07:02,063 --> 00:07:05,300 we shouldn't try to force nature to give us more than she's able. 128 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,435 - Don't worry about my tree, SpongeBob. 129 00:07:07,435 --> 00:07:10,038 Worry about the crowd of nutty butter fans outside. 130 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:13,542 We want nutty butter. We want nutty butter. 131 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:15,377 - We're gonna need a lot more acorns 132 00:07:15,377 --> 00:07:17,179 to feed them all. 133 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:29,958 - Uh-oh. 134 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:31,927 Sandy's tree's not looking so good. 135 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:34,696 I don't think it can take much more of this, Patrick. 136 00:07:34,696 --> 00:07:35,597 - Hmm. 137 00:07:35,597 --> 00:07:37,365 It's like Sandy said. 138 00:07:37,365 --> 00:07:40,202 "Something, something, something, science." 139 00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:43,839 And who are we to argue with science? 140 00:07:49,711 --> 00:07:50,712 Oh, no. 141 00:07:50,712 --> 00:07:51,713 The nuts stopped. 142 00:07:51,713 --> 00:07:53,882 - Hold on. I got this. 143 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:02,290 - Oh, no. 144 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:03,792 Patrick, we have to do something. 145 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:06,228 Sandy'll never forgive us if we ruin her tree. 146 00:08:06,228 --> 00:08:09,764 - And I'll never forgive her if she runs out of nutty butter. 147 00:08:18,306 --> 00:08:20,976 - Please, please, no pushing. 148 00:08:20,976 --> 00:08:22,377 I'll make more. 149 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:25,814 Remember, Sandy's the squirrel you can count on. 150 00:08:25,814 --> 00:08:27,282 - Whoo-hoo! 151 00:08:29,184 --> 00:08:30,185 - Oh, no. 152 00:08:31,453 --> 00:08:33,555 What in the sam hill is going on around here? 153 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,957 - The tree got real sick. - Don't worry. 154 00:08:35,957 --> 00:08:39,327 I made more nutty butter with the rest of the nuts. 155 00:08:39,327 --> 00:08:40,729 - You used all the nuts? 156 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:41,930 Jumpin' jiminy. 157 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:43,365 Time for another dose of fertilizer. 158 00:08:43,365 --> 00:08:44,799 - Sandy, wait. 159 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:46,434 I don't think that's what your tree needs. 160 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:48,270 - The boy is right. 161 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,071 Why do you hurt your tree? 162 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,706 A tree would never hurt you. 163 00:08:51,706 --> 00:08:52,807 Ouch! 164 00:08:52,807 --> 00:08:54,876 Dang splinters. 165 00:08:54,876 --> 00:08:55,977 - Shalmon? 166 00:08:55,977 --> 00:08:57,913 - Wait, you're the one who said 167 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,981 I should feed my nuts to the people? 168 00:08:59,981 --> 00:09:00,982 - Indeed. 169 00:09:00,982 --> 00:09:02,217 But to feed so many 170 00:09:02,217 --> 00:09:04,052 from a single tree... 171 00:09:04,052 --> 00:09:06,321 Let me share with you a story. 172 00:09:06,321 --> 00:09:09,558 Long ago, before fish walked the seas, 173 00:09:09,558 --> 00:09:12,194 there lived in the sky one sun. 174 00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:14,996 - One star. 175 00:09:14,996 --> 00:09:16,131 - Hello. 176 00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:17,232 - And one moon. 177 00:09:17,232 --> 00:09:18,233 - What the— 178 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:19,668 - During the day, 179 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:22,003 the star would play with the sun. 180 00:09:22,003 --> 00:09:23,305 At night, the star 181 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,573 would play with the moon. 182 00:09:24,573 --> 00:09:27,442 - Get away from me! 183 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,312 - The star did not want to let his friends down, 184 00:09:30,312 --> 00:09:31,880 but he alone could not keep up 185 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,015 with both the sun and the moon. 186 00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:38,920 - Finally, some peace. 187 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,890 - That is when the star had an idea. 188 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:45,594 - Huh? Huh? 189 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:46,761 Oh, no. 190 00:09:46,761 --> 00:09:48,697 - There goes the neighborhood. 191 00:09:48,697 --> 00:09:50,699 - By creating many copies, 192 00:09:50,699 --> 00:09:54,135 the star was able to keep the sun and moon happy, 193 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,605 without wearing himself out. 194 00:09:56,605 --> 00:10:00,509 Do you understand why I tell you this tale? 195 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:02,511 - Hello? Wake up. 196 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:05,847 - I didn't know there was gonna be a test. 197 00:10:05,847 --> 00:10:08,550 - Oh, I got so wrapped up in not letting anyone down 198 00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:10,952 that I asked too much of my tree... 199 00:10:10,952 --> 00:10:12,287 and my friends. 200 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:14,089 - Perhaps with many trees, 201 00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:16,424 you could continue serving your community 202 00:10:16,424 --> 00:10:19,895 in a natural and sustainable manner. 203 00:10:19,895 --> 00:10:22,197 I mean, pretty much anything is better than this mess. 204 00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:23,198 Yeesh. 205 00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:24,533 - Thanks, Shammy, 206 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:26,835 but I'm a one-tree kind of squirrel. 207 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:29,271 I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place: 208 00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:30,472 order the ole girl 209 00:10:30,472 --> 00:10:33,708 some nutritious new dirt from Texas. 210 00:10:37,812 --> 00:10:39,848 - Well, my work here is done. 211 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:43,185 It's time I return to my people. 212 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,025 Let me offer some sage advice. 213 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:52,627 You must listen to the earth and the stars, 214 00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:54,696 for only they can guide you... 215 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,631 to my stop at the corner of Olive and Victory. 216 00:10:56,631 --> 00:10:59,701 - Sir, stand behind the white line, please. 217 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,070 - Typical. It never ends. 218 00:11:17,906 --> 00:11:20,208 - And how was your meal today, ma'am? 219 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,643 - Oh, delicious. 220 00:11:21,643 --> 00:11:23,745 I wish I could tell everyone 221 00:11:23,745 --> 00:11:25,980 how great my meal was. 222 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:28,950 - Well, you're more then welcome to go to each table 223 00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:31,720 and tell 'em about your satisfactory experience. 224 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,855 - I don't really have time to do that. 225 00:11:33,855 --> 00:11:36,758 Perhaps I will mention it in my will. 226 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:38,293 - Well, if that's the way you want it. 227 00:11:38,293 --> 00:11:40,095 - Wait! I have an idea. 228 00:11:43,064 --> 00:11:45,600 - Hold on a second. That's me corkboard. 229 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,502 It's for all me... 230 00:11:47,502 --> 00:11:48,503 memos. 231 00:11:49,871 --> 00:11:52,140 - Mr. Krabs, think of it now as... 232 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:55,010 a bulletin board for the community, 233 00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:56,745 a place where a yearning populace 234 00:11:56,745 --> 00:11:59,214 can express themselves freely. 235 00:12:11,526 --> 00:12:12,560 Hmm. 236 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,895 Well, I was just gonna loiter, 237 00:12:13,895 --> 00:12:15,997 but now I think I'll get a Krabby Patty. 238 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:20,635 - Hey, everybody, 239 00:12:20,635 --> 00:12:23,071 a community bulletin board is here. 240 00:12:23,071 --> 00:12:25,373 Tell your friends to come on down and use it 241 00:12:25,373 --> 00:12:27,409 for the good of me business— me wallet— 242 00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,711 I mean, the community. 243 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,452 Community. 244 00:12:48,229 --> 00:12:51,433 - Oh, I really hope people like it. 245 00:12:55,370 --> 00:12:57,138 - Number one with a star. 246 00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:02,644 - See, Mr. Krabs? 247 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:04,646 The community bulletin board is a good thing. 248 00:13:04,646 --> 00:13:06,381 - Yes. Yes, it is. 249 00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:08,950 It's bringing me closer to my favorite part 250 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,353 of the community: their money. 251 00:13:11,353 --> 00:13:14,489 - Let's see what other nice people are saying. 252 00:13:16,891 --> 00:13:19,260 - What are you shrieking about? 253 00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,062 - Nothing. I just love to shriek. 254 00:13:23,398 --> 00:13:25,400 - Step aside, boy, you're blocking 255 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,469 me moneymaking bulletin board. 256 00:13:29,237 --> 00:13:31,306 - "When I eat at the Krusty Krab..." 257 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:38,713 Ouch. 258 00:13:40,915 --> 00:13:43,118 Hey, not on my bulletin board. 259 00:13:43,118 --> 00:13:45,420 - Whoa, whoa, dude, what's with the censorship? 260 00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:48,056 The community bulletin board is for everybody. 261 00:13:48,056 --> 00:13:49,557 You can't just take something down 262 00:13:49,557 --> 00:13:51,192 because you think it's bogus. 263 00:13:51,192 --> 00:13:53,028 - Mr. Krabs, Surfer Fish is right. 264 00:13:53,028 --> 00:13:57,332 The board is sacred, and it must be respected. 265 00:13:57,332 --> 00:14:00,001 "Dear P-Star7, I'm so sorry you had 266 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,203 "a less than stellar experience at the Krusty Krab, 267 00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:04,305 "and we promise to do better in future. 268 00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:06,875 Signed, Fry-Banshee139." 269 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:10,178 Ha. Crisis averted. 270 00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:11,112 Huh? 271 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:16,351 "Signed, GuyBesideU3." 272 00:14:19,087 --> 00:14:19,888 - Huh? 273 00:14:19,888 --> 00:14:21,623 "Dumb-blurted, LOL?" 274 00:14:21,623 --> 00:14:22,891 "What's the point?" 275 00:14:22,891 --> 00:14:25,360 "I could make a better patty out of mud"? 276 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,529 Where are all these notes coming from? 277 00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:29,264 - Pencils, paper. 278 00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:31,066 Pencils, paper. 279 00:14:31,066 --> 00:14:34,169 - I want to express the worst side of myself. 280 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,371 Why not? 281 00:14:36,371 --> 00:14:38,573 And don't forget to feed your hatred 282 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,376 with a selection from our menu. 283 00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:42,911 - Huh? Oh. 284 00:14:42,911 --> 00:14:48,016 - If only I could figure out who this P-Star7 is. 285 00:14:48,016 --> 00:14:49,451 - Hello. 286 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,788 - P-Star7 is my new hero. 287 00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:54,823 - Hey, that's me. 288 00:14:54,823 --> 00:14:55,990 - Yeah, right. 289 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:58,693 - He really knows how to complain. 290 00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:00,996 - But I wasn't com— 291 00:15:00,996 --> 00:15:04,599 - P-Star7 is cool because he's anonymous. 292 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,034 - Oh, yeah. 293 00:15:06,034 --> 00:15:09,871 He's cool because he's a nanny mouse. 294 00:15:09,871 --> 00:15:13,241 - You may not like what P-Star7 has to say, 295 00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:16,011 but you have to agree that he keeps it real. 296 00:15:16,011 --> 00:15:19,381 He's a true hero for our troubled times. 297 00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:22,083 - Well, I'll just have to make my Krabby Patties better 298 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,452 so P-Star7 will like 'em. 299 00:15:27,389 --> 00:15:28,590 Uh-huh. 300 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,360 No, it's not round enough. 301 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,462 Maybe just a little off the edge here. 302 00:15:37,065 --> 00:15:39,067 No, now the other side is wobbly. 303 00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:41,136 I'll just even it up a little here. 304 00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:47,308 Now it's smaller than that one. 305 00:15:49,444 --> 00:15:50,445 Oh. 306 00:15:50,445 --> 00:15:51,946 Hey, Squidward. - Yes? 307 00:15:51,946 --> 00:15:54,616 - Has P-Star7 responded to my nice note yet? 308 00:15:54,616 --> 00:15:56,918 - Oh, he responded hours ago. 309 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,421 - Why didn't you tell me? 310 00:15:59,421 --> 00:16:01,489 - Because I don't care? 311 00:16:05,727 --> 00:16:06,861 - That's for me. 312 00:16:13,201 --> 00:16:15,103 - His vituperative hyperbole 313 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:18,273 has certainly diminished your credibility. 314 00:16:18,273 --> 00:16:20,041 - Oh, why did you have to say that? 315 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,710 - You're right. 316 00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:26,514 I should have put it on the bulletin board instead. 317 00:16:26,514 --> 00:16:29,317 "Signed, HandsomeLad42." 318 00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:32,454 - You may be handsome, HandsomeLad42, 319 00:16:32,454 --> 00:16:33,755 but you're very mean. 320 00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:38,526 - Yeah, that's a good one, yeah. 321 00:16:38,526 --> 00:16:39,894 You know, all this note-writing 322 00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:41,896 must be making you folks hungry. 323 00:16:41,896 --> 00:16:44,499 We have a short line at the register. 324 00:16:46,468 --> 00:16:47,802 - I brought a bag lunch. 325 00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:49,904 Wait a second. 326 00:16:49,904 --> 00:16:51,506 None of you bulletin-board browsers 327 00:16:51,506 --> 00:16:52,774 are buying me patties? 328 00:16:52,774 --> 00:16:54,776 - Why would we buy food from a place 329 00:16:54,776 --> 00:16:57,312 that "smells like stinky armpits"? 330 00:16:57,312 --> 00:16:58,313 - What? 331 00:17:01,383 --> 00:17:02,851 That's not true. 332 00:17:02,851 --> 00:17:03,985 - Hey, it's on the board. 333 00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:06,021 - And the board is never wrong. 334 00:17:06,021 --> 00:17:08,656 - Does anyone need to buy a pen? 335 00:17:08,656 --> 00:17:10,625 How about some paper? 336 00:17:13,561 --> 00:17:14,596 - What's wrong? 337 00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:16,131 - It's this P-Star7. 338 00:17:16,131 --> 00:17:17,866 He's been saying terrible things about me 339 00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:19,334 and the Krusty Krab. 340 00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,636 - Oh, I think they were all good things. 341 00:17:21,636 --> 00:17:22,570 - Not good. 342 00:17:22,570 --> 00:17:23,905 He said the Krusty Krab 343 00:17:23,905 --> 00:17:25,907 made him feel dark and empty inside. 344 00:17:25,907 --> 00:17:27,742 - Well, he probably meant 345 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,878 his stomach was dark and empty, 346 00:17:29,878 --> 00:17:31,880 and he was hungry for more. 347 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,416 - No, a master of acid wit like P-Star7 348 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,751 would never express himself so clumsily. 349 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,754 He called me Cry-Baby139. 350 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,656 - You were Fry-Banshee? 351 00:17:41,656 --> 00:17:42,657 - Yeah. 352 00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:44,926 - Well, maybe he just thought 353 00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:46,394 it was funny, 354 00:17:46,394 --> 00:17:48,897 and—and when he said that Krabby Patties 355 00:17:48,897 --> 00:17:50,999 taste like old baseball gloves— 356 00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:52,000 - He said that? 357 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,735 - Oh, not yet. 358 00:17:56,071 --> 00:17:58,606 Taste like old baseball gloves, do they? 359 00:18:00,608 --> 00:18:03,578 I don't know who this P-Star7 is, 360 00:18:03,578 --> 00:18:04,979 but he's brilliant. 361 00:18:04,979 --> 00:18:07,682 - He's a diabolical genius, that's what he is. 362 00:18:13,054 --> 00:18:15,623 - Mr. Krabs, the grill's gone cold. 363 00:18:15,623 --> 00:18:17,192 - Nobody's ordering, son. 364 00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:19,494 It's that cursed corkboard. 365 00:18:19,494 --> 00:18:21,863 I'm gonna take it down. It's nothing but trouble. 366 00:18:21,863 --> 00:18:23,865 - You can't, Mr. Krabs. It's for the community. 367 00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:27,702 I still believe in the power of the bulletin board. 368 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:31,072 - "You smell." 369 00:18:32,173 --> 00:18:34,709 - "One of your eyes is too big." 370 00:18:36,244 --> 00:18:38,913 - "Close your mouth when you eat." 371 00:18:39,914 --> 00:18:41,149 Oh. 372 00:18:41,149 --> 00:18:43,184 - Oh, "This picture looks like 373 00:18:43,184 --> 00:18:45,687 it was drawn by a brine shrimp!" 374 00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:47,655 Oh, Daddy. 375 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:49,991 Huh? 376 00:18:49,991 --> 00:18:50,992 "Squidward Tentacles 377 00:18:50,992 --> 00:18:52,160 "should never be allowed 378 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,895 "behind a cash register. 379 00:18:53,895 --> 00:18:55,030 P-Star7." 380 00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,898 Oh, that is it. 381 00:18:56,898 --> 00:18:58,600 Why can't any of these yokels 382 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,070 understand I'm working here ironically? 383 00:19:02,070 --> 00:19:03,905 - Oh, sure you are. 384 00:19:03,905 --> 00:19:07,409 P-Star7 has your number, all right. 385 00:19:07,409 --> 00:19:09,010 - I'm gonna giveyou a number... 386 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,478 of contusions! 387 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:15,016 - People, can't you see what's happened? 388 00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:16,718 This bulletin board has become 389 00:19:16,718 --> 00:19:18,520 a bullying board. 390 00:19:20,188 --> 00:19:22,724 - Okay that's it. 391 00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:24,259 Everybody out. 392 00:19:24,259 --> 00:19:25,927 - I can't believe we're being kicked out again. 393 00:19:25,927 --> 00:19:27,128 Let's go to my house. 394 00:19:30,198 --> 00:19:33,134 - Oh, P-Star7 is bringing out the worst in everybody. 395 00:19:33,134 --> 00:19:34,736 I'd like to send him a message. 396 00:19:34,736 --> 00:19:37,038 - We'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget. 397 00:19:37,038 --> 00:19:38,973 - A lesson in polite manners. 398 00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:40,308 - Or we could push him off a cliff. 399 00:19:40,308 --> 00:19:42,544 - Ooh, excellent option, Mr. Squidward. 400 00:19:42,544 --> 00:19:45,246 - We have to find out who this P-Star7 is. 401 00:19:45,246 --> 00:19:48,883 Gentlemen, I propose a stakeout. 402 00:19:50,218 --> 00:19:52,053 Pineapple One to Mad Daddy. 403 00:19:52,053 --> 00:19:53,455 Come in, Mad Daddy. 404 00:19:54,255 --> 00:19:55,757 - This is Mad Daddy. 405 00:19:55,757 --> 00:19:57,759 I read you, Pineapple One. 406 00:19:57,759 --> 00:19:58,893 Any movement? 407 00:20:01,029 --> 00:20:02,263 - Negatory. 408 00:20:02,263 --> 00:20:03,832 Pineapple One to Delicate Flower. 409 00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:05,367 Come in, Delicate Flower. 410 00:20:05,367 --> 00:20:09,504 - I am not answering to Delicate Flower! 411 00:20:13,408 --> 00:20:16,244 - Shh. Maintain radio silence. 412 00:20:16,244 --> 00:20:18,279 Wait a minute. I see something. 413 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:24,853 - Ooh. 414 00:20:26,354 --> 00:20:28,757 - So that's what happens to the ketchup stains. 415 00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:35,096 - Surprise, P-Star7! 416 00:20:35,096 --> 00:20:37,065 Patrick? 417 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:42,070 I'll tear you to pieces. 418 00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:02,290 - Patrick. 419 00:21:02,290 --> 00:21:03,825 You're P-Star7? 420 00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:08,096 - Well, that's what my last note was about, SpongeBob. 421 00:21:08,096 --> 00:21:10,932 I was upset that people take everything I say 422 00:21:10,932 --> 00:21:12,734 the wrong way. 423 00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:14,369 - So when you said that Krabby Patties 424 00:21:14,369 --> 00:21:15,804 reminded you of old baseball gloves, 425 00:21:15,804 --> 00:21:17,872 you really meant that they gave you the feeling 426 00:21:17,872 --> 00:21:19,307 of your carefree youth. 427 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,711 Yeah, I think. 428 00:21:22,711 --> 00:21:24,045 - You hear that, Boardy? 429 00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:26,314 It wasn't you. It was never you. 430 00:21:26,314 --> 00:21:28,883 We were the monsters all along. 431 00:21:28,883 --> 00:21:30,418 - Well, I'm still angry! 432 00:21:30,418 --> 00:21:32,887 And I need something to calm me down. 433 00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:35,990 Ooh, this knitting circle ought to do the trick. 434 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,892 And you all are joining me. 435 00:21:37,892 --> 00:21:41,896 Especially you, Delicate Flower. 436 00:21:41,896 --> 00:21:44,132 - Oh, ratfish. 437 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,835 - Pineapple One to Knit Mama. 438 00:21:46,835 --> 00:21:49,270 Can I needle you for a little more yarn? 439 00:21:50,271 --> 00:21:52,107 - Oh, brother. 440 00:21:52,107 --> 00:21:55,777 Please bring back P-Star7.