1 00:00:11,532 --> 00:00:13,968 - Rev your excitement engines, 2 00:00:13,968 --> 00:00:15,603 Mr. Squidward. 3 00:00:15,603 --> 00:00:17,772 Do ye not know what tomorrow is? 4 00:00:17,772 --> 00:00:20,475 - Another monotonous day I spend walking 5 00:00:20,475 --> 00:00:23,044 in slow motion toward an empty horizon? 6 00:00:23,044 --> 00:00:27,515 - No, that's today. Tomorrow is Food Con! 7 00:00:27,515 --> 00:00:29,484 - Whoa! Food Con! 8 00:00:29,484 --> 00:00:31,552 Wait, what's a Food Con? 9 00:00:31,552 --> 00:00:33,121 - Additionally, who cares? 10 00:00:33,121 --> 00:00:36,658 - Mr. Squidward, Food Con is the biggest convention 11 00:00:36,658 --> 00:00:38,993 of food fans in the entire ocean. 12 00:00:38,993 --> 00:00:41,796 The best chefs and cooks gather together and compete 13 00:00:41,796 --> 00:00:46,734 for the top prize, the golden cornucopia! 14 00:00:46,734 --> 00:00:48,736 - Oh boy! The Krabby Patty is 15 00:00:48,736 --> 00:00:50,805 a sure bet to win the golden corn-ocobbia! 16 00:00:50,805 --> 00:00:52,407 - You're darn tootin' it is! 17 00:00:52,407 --> 00:00:54,742 And you two will be me right-claw men! 18 00:00:54,742 --> 00:00:56,577 Eh, I could use some extra muscle, though, 19 00:00:56,577 --> 00:00:58,012 to help set up the booth. 20 00:00:58,012 --> 00:01:00,181 Hmm. 21 00:01:04,185 --> 00:01:05,286 - Perfect. 22 00:01:05,286 --> 00:01:06,854 Let's hit the road! 23 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:12,560 As you can see gentlemen, I have spared no expense 24 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,329 on our transportation. 25 00:01:17,565 --> 00:01:18,733 - Tada! 26 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:20,234 - Whoo! - Oh, what a ride! 27 00:01:20,234 --> 00:01:21,536 - Oh. 28 00:01:21,536 --> 00:01:24,005 - And I brought plenty of free samples to sell. 29 00:01:24,005 --> 00:01:26,908 - This is the best day ever! 30 00:01:26,908 --> 00:01:29,510 Road trip! 31 00:01:31,379 --> 00:01:33,514 - Mm. 32 00:01:38,419 --> 00:01:41,990 - I spy with my little eye— - Mr. Krabs! 33 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:43,658 - Yes! 34 00:01:43,658 --> 00:01:47,495 I spy with my little eye— - Mr. Krabs! 35 00:01:47,495 --> 00:01:51,699 - Oh ho! Yes, yes! - I spy with my little eye— 36 00:01:51,699 --> 00:01:53,968 - Mr. Krabs? - Oh! How did you know? 37 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:55,236 - Enough! 38 00:01:55,236 --> 00:01:57,939 Ye both are barnacles on me brain! 39 00:01:57,939 --> 00:01:59,741 Whoa look at that! 40 00:01:59,741 --> 00:02:01,242 - The World's Second Biggest Lump 41 00:02:01,242 --> 00:02:03,845 is only 50 miles away, we gotta see it! 42 00:02:03,845 --> 00:02:05,079 No. 43 00:02:05,079 --> 00:02:07,181 - The World's Least Exciting Sweater! 44 00:02:07,181 --> 00:02:10,752 My parents fell in love there! We gotta go! 45 00:02:10,752 --> 00:02:12,387 Cool toilet! 46 00:02:12,387 --> 00:02:14,555 No. - We are not stopping 47 00:02:14,555 --> 00:02:16,524 till we get to Food Con! 48 00:02:18,593 --> 00:02:21,596 - Hey! 49 00:02:23,231 --> 00:02:24,966 - Hey! 50 00:02:27,702 --> 00:02:29,203 For the last time, we get it! 51 00:02:29,203 --> 00:02:30,538 Trucks have horns! 52 00:02:30,538 --> 00:02:32,407 - Come on Squidward. Give it a try! 53 00:02:32,407 --> 00:02:34,309 If I do, will you promise to stop? 54 00:02:34,309 --> 00:02:35,610 Yes! 55 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:40,948 - All right. Hey! 56 00:02:44,652 --> 00:02:47,355 Typical. - You did it wrong, Squidward. 57 00:02:47,355 --> 00:02:49,290 - I did it exactly the way you did it! 58 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:50,992 - Everybody pipe down! 59 00:02:50,992 --> 00:02:54,228 I don't want to hear another peep from anyone 60 00:02:54,228 --> 00:02:57,198 until we get to Food Con! 61 00:02:57,198 --> 00:02:58,499 - Peep. - Not a peep! 62 00:02:58,499 --> 00:03:00,301 - Peep! - Not. A. Peep! 63 00:03:00,301 --> 00:03:01,336 - Peep! 64 00:03:01,336 --> 00:03:03,304 Peep's Cliff! 65 00:03:27,862 --> 00:03:29,664 - Mr. Krabs? 66 00:03:29,664 --> 00:03:31,399 Blink if you're alive. 67 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,669 - Oh, thank Neptune we're all okay. 68 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:36,437 - Well, at least we have plenty of food 69 00:03:36,437 --> 00:03:37,839 while we're stuck out here. 70 00:03:37,839 --> 00:03:40,008 Ahh! 71 00:03:40,008 --> 00:03:41,542 It was an accident! 72 00:03:41,542 --> 00:03:43,845 They fell into my mouth. 73 00:03:45,113 --> 00:03:47,115 Don't worry, guys! 74 00:03:47,115 --> 00:03:48,650 We can still win Food Con. 75 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:50,218 There's one patty left. 76 00:03:50,218 --> 00:03:52,954 - We gotta get moving, the judging starts tomorrow! 77 00:03:52,954 --> 00:03:55,657 Now since you boys caused the accident, 78 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:57,025 you'll be haulin' the trailer. 79 00:03:57,025 --> 00:03:59,327 Yeah! Hauling the trailer! 80 00:04:02,797 --> 00:04:05,166 male narrator: And so, SpongeBob and Patrick 81 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:06,968 begin their harrowing task. 82 00:04:06,968 --> 00:04:09,671 Tethered to the wagon not just by ropes, 83 00:04:09,671 --> 00:04:12,273 but by their own foolish mistakes. 84 00:04:12,273 --> 00:04:15,176 Onward they trudge. 85 00:04:16,711 --> 00:04:18,279 Pushed by Mr. Krabs, 86 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,883 whose desires blind him to the pain he inflicts. 87 00:04:21,883 --> 00:04:24,319 In short, this whole trip is beginning to look 88 00:04:24,319 --> 00:04:25,853 like a whoopsie! 89 00:04:25,853 --> 00:04:27,555 Ay. 90 00:04:27,555 --> 00:04:30,358 Patrick, are you okay? 91 00:04:30,358 --> 00:04:33,361 - 100%. 92 00:04:33,361 --> 00:04:36,030 Uh. 93 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:38,399 - Mr. Krabs, we've got to stop for the night 94 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:40,868 if you want Spongebob and Patrick to live. 95 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:42,470 I'm not saying that's what I want, 96 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:43,972 I'm just telling you the facts. 97 00:04:54,015 --> 00:04:55,750 - We must guard this last patty 98 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:56,985 with our very lives. 99 00:04:56,985 --> 00:04:58,987 It's the only way to win Food Con, 100 00:04:58,987 --> 00:05:00,655 and who knows what scary, hungry things 101 00:05:00,655 --> 00:05:02,957 are out there in the woods, waiting to gobble it up! 102 00:05:04,392 --> 00:05:05,793 Positions, everyone. 103 00:05:14,869 --> 00:05:18,706 - Aw, hey little fella. 104 00:05:28,349 --> 00:05:30,218 The patty! 105 00:05:31,753 --> 00:05:33,955 - Oh, what are we gonna do! 106 00:05:33,955 --> 00:05:36,624 - Don't eat my patty! 107 00:05:39,494 --> 00:05:40,561 Whoa! 108 00:05:44,432 --> 00:05:45,833 - Oh! 109 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:48,736 - Squidward! You saved the Krabby Patty! 110 00:05:48,736 --> 00:05:50,772 - Whoopee. 111 00:05:55,443 --> 00:05:56,444 - Mm. 112 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,649 Maybe I could just eat a pickle. 113 00:06:01,649 --> 00:06:04,852 - Maybe I could just eat the corner of the lettuce. 114 00:06:04,852 --> 00:06:06,988 - I don't want to be a hog. 115 00:06:06,988 --> 00:06:09,691 I'll just eat what's left over. 116 00:06:09,691 --> 00:06:11,192 - No! We can't do that! 117 00:06:11,192 --> 00:06:13,861 I know we're all hungry, but we must stay focused. 118 00:06:13,861 --> 00:06:17,765 Remember Food Con! Remember the cornucopia! 119 00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:23,204 - He says Food Con, but all I hear is food. 120 00:06:27,075 --> 00:06:29,811 - Hey, SpongeBob, you look tired. 121 00:06:29,811 --> 00:06:32,180 You want me to guard the patty for a bit? 122 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:34,816 - Thanks, Patrick. That'd be great. 123 00:06:38,419 --> 00:06:39,921 - Ah— - Patrick, no! 124 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,724 - I can't believe you thought I would eat it. 125 00:06:42,724 --> 00:06:44,792 - Patrick I'm sorry I doubted you. 126 00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:46,961 I'm just hungry and tired and I feel like 127 00:06:46,961 --> 00:06:48,296 I'm all alone doing the right thing 128 00:06:48,296 --> 00:06:50,031 and I want that- 129 00:06:50,031 --> 00:06:52,467 Hey! Hey! - But I'm hungry! 130 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:55,169 - Yah! - Oh! 131 00:06:56,537 --> 00:06:59,807 - I'll lull him to sleep with a lovely lullaby. 132 00:06:59,807 --> 00:07:01,542 - Ooh, good idea. 133 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:04,612 Music soothes the savage beast. 134 00:07:04,612 --> 00:07:06,581 What the! 135 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:11,252 - Did I say soothes? I guess I meant enrages. 136 00:07:16,991 --> 00:07:18,860 - Everybody's a critic. 137 00:07:21,729 --> 00:07:23,364 - Hey there, boyo. 138 00:07:23,364 --> 00:07:25,667 - I've taken the liberty of creating a safe 139 00:07:25,667 --> 00:07:28,336 to secure our precious patty. 140 00:07:28,336 --> 00:07:30,004 - Great idea, Mr. Krabs! 141 00:07:30,004 --> 00:07:32,073 - Just put it right in here. 142 00:07:32,073 --> 00:07:35,643 I'll even step away while you do it. 143 00:07:35,643 --> 00:07:37,178 Ahh. 144 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:40,381 - Pew, smells really bad in there. 145 00:07:40,381 --> 00:07:42,417 - Okay, just do it already! 146 00:07:42,417 --> 00:07:44,652 No! - Enough of this. 147 00:07:44,652 --> 00:07:45,887 I am your boss, 148 00:07:45,887 --> 00:07:48,189 and I order you to give me that patty! 149 00:07:48,189 --> 00:07:50,325 - No, Mr. Krabs, I will not. 150 00:07:50,325 --> 00:07:51,893 But I will give you these. 151 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:53,695 Nature patties! 152 00:07:53,695 --> 00:07:55,396 - Oh, boy! - Oh, delightful! 153 00:07:55,396 --> 00:07:56,464 - Dig in, boys! 154 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:03,805 - Oh, it's like eating the inside of a lawn mower. 155 00:08:03,805 --> 00:08:06,808 - I think mine is mostly stones. 156 00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:09,777 - Out here we call them forest tomatoes. 157 00:08:15,984 --> 00:08:18,653 - Enough of this! - Mr. Krabs, remember Food Con! 158 00:08:18,653 --> 00:08:22,690 - You can't win Food Con if you've starved to death! 159 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:25,727 Now, give me that Krabby Patty, boyo. 160 00:08:25,727 --> 00:08:27,795 - No! I'm doing this for your own good. 161 00:08:27,795 --> 00:08:29,931 I'm protecting you all from yourselves! 162 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:33,635 - Well, in that case, you leave me no choice. 163 00:08:33,635 --> 00:08:34,769 Get him! 164 00:08:39,474 --> 00:08:41,409 - Whoa! 165 00:08:49,617 --> 00:08:52,186 - Hey, psst. It's me, the Patty. 166 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:53,421 - Oh, hi. 167 00:08:53,421 --> 00:08:55,123 - It's just me and you out here now. 168 00:08:55,123 --> 00:08:57,425 So, just do it. Eat me. 169 00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:58,693 - What about Food Con? 170 00:08:58,693 --> 00:09:00,128 - Oh, forget Food Con. 171 00:09:00,128 --> 00:09:02,130 You're starving, and I'm right here. 172 00:09:02,130 --> 00:09:04,132 - Maybe you're right. 173 00:09:04,132 --> 00:09:06,668 - Of course I'm right, I'm a talking sandwich. 174 00:09:06,668 --> 00:09:09,704 - Yes, a sandwich has no reason to lie. 175 00:09:09,704 --> 00:09:15,443 Ahh. 176 00:09:15,443 --> 00:09:17,745 No! I made a vow. 177 00:09:17,745 --> 00:09:19,213 I will not eat you. 178 00:09:19,213 --> 00:09:21,149 - Shh, shh, I can hear him over there. 179 00:09:21,149 --> 00:09:22,750 He's arguing with the patty. 180 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,485 Let's get him! 181 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:26,888 - Oh! 182 00:09:26,888 --> 00:09:28,890 - Don't let him get away! 183 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:29,924 - Hungry! 184 00:09:34,796 --> 00:09:36,864 Food Con! 185 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:41,869 - I'm filled with meat. I love being filled with meat. 186 00:09:41,869 --> 00:09:43,972 - Ahh - Get him! 187 00:09:43,972 --> 00:09:45,406 - Guys, we're here! 188 00:09:45,406 --> 00:09:46,941 - Hungry, hungry, hungry! 189 00:09:46,941 --> 00:09:48,977 - You don't have to eat the patty. 190 00:09:50,878 --> 00:09:53,214 - And I hereby award 191 00:09:53,214 --> 00:09:55,350 the golden cornucopia to— 192 00:09:57,118 --> 00:10:00,188 - Please, try a delicious Krabby Patty! 193 00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:03,091 - What's this? A late entry? 194 00:10:03,091 --> 00:10:04,325 Hmm. 195 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:11,332 Nature patty! 196 00:10:11,332 --> 00:10:15,937 Mmm, Krabby Patty. 197 00:10:15,937 --> 00:10:18,673 Ahh, um! 198 00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:26,381 - Mmm, this is the most complex, 199 00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:30,151 mmm, organic, mmm, irresistible flavor 200 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:32,553 I have ever had the pleasure of tasting! 201 00:10:32,553 --> 00:10:34,389 - Ohh— 202 00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:35,623 The winner is... 203 00:10:35,623 --> 00:10:37,325 Mmm, the Krabby Patty! 204 00:10:37,325 --> 00:10:39,727 - Oh, excuse me, sir, that's not the real Krabby— 205 00:10:39,727 --> 00:10:41,829 - Quit your truthing, boy. 206 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:44,232 We won. 207 00:10:44,232 --> 00:10:47,068 - The Krabby Patty won! It won! 208 00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:48,236 - Yes. 209 00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:53,174 Oh. 210 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:06,596 Ah, a happy pineapple under the sea. 211 00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:08,464 Let's take a peak inside, shall we? 212 00:11:08,464 --> 00:11:11,234 You will notice that the sponge is bored, 213 00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:14,737 because his best friend Patrick is away. 214 00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:16,906 - Ohh. 215 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,677 Hmm? 216 00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:21,978 Oh, what's this? 217 00:11:21,978 --> 00:11:24,347 "All alone? No one to talk to? 218 00:11:24,347 --> 00:11:26,582 "Why not write to a total stranger? 219 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:28,918 "Connect with other Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 220 00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:30,586 pen pals today!" 221 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,822 Ooh! I've never had a pen pal! 222 00:11:38,294 --> 00:11:39,395 Hmm. 223 00:11:39,395 --> 00:11:42,198 "Dear Pen Pal, 224 00:11:42,198 --> 00:11:45,601 My name is Spongebob SquarePants." 225 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:47,136 Oh, that's great! 226 00:11:47,136 --> 00:11:48,972 "I work at a restaurant. 227 00:11:48,972 --> 00:11:51,541 "I love frying and I am very good at it. 228 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:54,277 Sincerely, your new best friend." 229 00:11:54,277 --> 00:11:56,579 Behold! The perfect letter! 230 00:11:56,579 --> 00:11:57,914 Now for the envelope. 231 00:11:57,914 --> 00:12:00,049 Yah! 232 00:12:03,286 --> 00:12:05,989 Gary, get off of that! You'll smudge my masterpiece. 233 00:12:08,391 --> 00:12:11,728 Uh-oh, it looks as if the domesticated snail 234 00:12:11,728 --> 00:12:15,098 has unintentionally deformed the word "frying," 235 00:12:15,098 --> 00:12:17,667 making it look like the word "flying". 236 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:20,937 This is probably going to be a problem later on. 237 00:12:20,937 --> 00:12:23,573 - Eh, it's just a little slime. 238 00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:25,708 Ah, perfect. 239 00:12:32,081 --> 00:12:35,551 Blah. Ah. 240 00:12:41,991 --> 00:12:43,393 Blah. 241 00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:45,895 "Dear Spongebob, 242 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,463 Wow! You know how to fly!" 243 00:12:47,463 --> 00:12:49,666 Fly? What does he mean by— 244 00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,634 See? What did I tell you? 245 00:12:51,634 --> 00:12:54,604 - Gary, my pen pal thinks I can fly! 246 00:12:55,838 --> 00:12:57,540 - Ha! What a silly misunderstanding. 247 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:01,544 "I can't believe I know a real life pilot! 248 00:13:01,544 --> 00:13:04,881 I wish I could watch you fly because I am dying!" 249 00:13:04,881 --> 00:13:07,016 Dying! 250 00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:11,354 Not Pen Pal! 251 00:13:11,354 --> 00:13:13,990 I don't want to let him down 252 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:15,625 and say that I can't fly. 253 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:19,595 'Cause then his dying wish would never come true! 254 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:27,003 - We're gathered here today to celebrate the life of Pen Pal. 255 00:13:27,003 --> 00:13:30,873 He died disappointed. 256 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:40,183 - Whoo! Time to make Pen Pal's wish come true! 257 00:13:40,183 --> 00:13:42,952 With a tiny white lie! 258 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:46,422 "Dearest Pen Pal, yes, I can fly. 259 00:13:46,422 --> 00:13:49,626 Boy, do I love flying. Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly." 260 00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:57,567 Blah. 261 00:13:57,567 --> 00:13:59,402 - Uhh. 262 00:14:01,471 --> 00:14:04,440 "Dear SpongeBob, I'll be at the Bikini Bottom Air Show tomorrow. 263 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,977 Please meet me there so I can finally see you fly!" 264 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,379 Oh! 265 00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:10,747 Oh, no, what have I done? What have I done? 266 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,315 What have I done? I can't fly, Gary. 267 00:14:12,315 --> 00:14:14,584 I'm not a flier! I'm a liar! 268 00:14:16,052 --> 00:14:17,854 Ahh! 269 00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,961 Ah, good thinking, Gary. 270 00:14:26,229 --> 00:14:27,930 Sandy'll know just what to do! 271 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,035 - What can I do ya for, SquarePants? 272 00:14:32,035 --> 00:14:34,137 - I did a bad thing, Sandy. 273 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,739 I did a very bad thing. 274 00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:39,375 - Here, take these. They're clean. 275 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:40,576 - No, no, it's not that. 276 00:14:40,576 --> 00:14:43,146 It's—it's— I—I—I— 277 00:14:44,881 --> 00:14:46,883 I lied! 278 00:14:46,883 --> 00:14:50,453 Oh, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied, I lied! 279 00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:53,222 - Relax, SpongeBob. 280 00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:54,691 You're twitching like a prairie dog 281 00:14:54,691 --> 00:14:56,059 on a cow skin rug. 282 00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:57,493 - Uh, what on a which? 283 00:14:57,493 --> 00:14:59,162 What's got your beehive a-buzzing? 284 00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:00,563 - My who—a—hive—a— where's in? 285 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:05,835 - What did you lie about, Spongebob? 286 00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:08,538 Well, there was this big misunderstanding 287 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:09,973 and now my Pen Pal thinks I can fly 288 00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:11,574 and I didn't think I would ever meet him 289 00:15:11,574 --> 00:15:12,976 but now I have to and he wants to see me fly 290 00:15:12,976 --> 00:15:14,243 and I don't know how and if I don't fly 291 00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:15,678 he'll die disappointed. 292 00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:17,146 I made a horrible mistake, Sandy, please help! 293 00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:18,848 - Well, it ain't no lie 294 00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,516 if you actually learn to fly. 295 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:23,319 And I can help you with that. - Really? 296 00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:25,722 - Sure. 297 00:15:25,722 --> 00:15:28,024 Hm. Mm-hmm. 298 00:15:28,024 --> 00:15:29,859 - Seatbelt, check! 299 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:32,161 Controls, check! 300 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,869 - Proper takeoff, check. 301 00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:40,937 How you doing in there? 302 00:15:40,937 --> 00:15:43,072 - Oh, I'm good. 303 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,340 Oh, there's my house! 304 00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:48,144 Ooh, I forgot to feed Gary. 305 00:15:48,144 --> 00:15:50,146 Oh, hi, Gary. 306 00:15:52,115 --> 00:15:54,150 - Failed. 307 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,819 All right, let's try that again. 308 00:15:56,819 --> 00:15:58,288 SpongeBob? 309 00:15:58,288 --> 00:16:00,690 Hm? 310 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,092 All right, Spongebob. I've tied you up to a rope 311 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,462 so you won't be able to go too far off course. 312 00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:08,097 Contact! 313 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:14,604 - I'm doing it! I'm actually doing it! 314 00:16:14,604 --> 00:16:18,207 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 315 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:21,144 Ahh! 316 00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:22,612 Did I do it? 317 00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:25,248 Good enough. 318 00:16:43,599 --> 00:16:46,269 - Hey, you must be Pen Pal! 319 00:16:48,471 --> 00:16:50,673 - What an honor it is to finally meet you! 320 00:16:50,673 --> 00:16:53,376 Oh, you brave, brave pen pal, you! 321 00:16:53,376 --> 00:16:54,911 - Hm? 322 00:16:54,911 --> 00:16:57,814 - I just wanted to say that today... 323 00:16:57,814 --> 00:17:01,417 Today—today is the first day of the rest of your life. 324 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,319 I promise to fly to the best of my ability, 325 00:17:03,319 --> 00:17:04,821 just for you. 326 00:17:04,821 --> 00:17:09,425 Oh, I will not let you down. 327 00:17:09,425 --> 00:17:11,728 - Mm, my heart is full too, Pen Pal. 328 00:17:11,728 --> 00:17:14,564 My heart is full too. 329 00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,535 Phew, that was a close one. 330 00:17:19,535 --> 00:17:21,104 What was that guy talking about? 331 00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:25,675 - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 332 00:17:25,675 --> 00:17:29,278 feast your eyes upon the daring and death defying, 333 00:17:29,278 --> 00:17:32,115 the porous, the incredible 334 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,417 Flying Sponge! 335 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:41,624 - Take off, don't die, fly a few seconds low to the ground, 336 00:17:41,624 --> 00:17:43,993 don't die, land, don't die. 337 00:17:43,993 --> 00:17:45,261 So simple! 338 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:51,301 - Steve's the name and scythes are my game! 339 00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:52,402 You need a scythe? 340 00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:53,936 Steve's got ya covered! 341 00:17:53,936 --> 00:17:55,305 One scythe fits all! 342 00:17:55,305 --> 00:17:59,375 - Get out of here, Steve! - Oh, I had a sale. 343 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,511 - Sandy, I'm nervous. 344 00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:03,246 No, it's still not that. 345 00:18:03,246 --> 00:18:04,814 - Don't worry, SpongeBob. 346 00:18:04,814 --> 00:18:07,850 You'll be, uh, just fine. 347 00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:09,452 Yeah. 348 00:18:09,452 --> 00:18:11,154 Get ready, boys. 349 00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:15,558 The bronco is loose. I repeat, the bronco is loose! 350 00:18:15,558 --> 00:18:19,996 - Just fine, yeah. 351 00:18:23,499 --> 00:18:26,502 Pen Pal, this one's for you. 352 00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:36,579 Whoo! I'm flying! 353 00:18:36,579 --> 00:18:38,314 Yee-haw! - Hey, SpongeBob! 354 00:18:38,314 --> 00:18:41,250 Ha, I can't believe you can actually fly 355 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,852 like you said in your letter. 356 00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:45,021 - Patrick? You're Pen Pal? 357 00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,856 - Ha, uh, duh! 358 00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:48,491 - But—but you said you were dying! 359 00:18:48,491 --> 00:18:49,559 You're not dying. 360 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:51,094 - Dying? Ha. 361 00:18:51,094 --> 00:18:54,564 Oh, oh, you didn't read the whole letter! 362 00:18:54,564 --> 00:18:56,566 - See, it says "I wish I could watch 363 00:18:56,566 --> 00:18:59,402 you fly because I am dying." 364 00:18:59,402 --> 00:19:01,004 - And here's the second page! 365 00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:04,574 "To see you as a real pilot, SpongeBob! 366 00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:07,443 "Here are some other things I'd like to see: 367 00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:10,847 candy rain, a fire truck full of clowns—" 368 00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:13,416 Uh, and a bunch of other stuff. 369 00:19:13,416 --> 00:19:16,085 - It all make sense now! 370 00:19:16,085 --> 00:19:17,920 Oh, Patrick! 371 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,556 You thought I was dying. 372 00:19:24,961 --> 00:19:26,496 - Uh, oh! 373 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,503 - Huh? Ah. 374 00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:38,141 - Watch out! 375 00:19:45,615 --> 00:19:49,552 Candy rain. Check! 376 00:19:53,623 --> 00:19:57,961 - Fire truck clowns. Check. 377 00:19:57,961 --> 00:20:01,397 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 378 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,535 'Scuse me, pardon me, pardon me, 379 00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:08,371 'scuse me, 'scuse me, pardon me, pardon me, 'scuse me. 380 00:20:09,572 --> 00:20:12,508 Heave-ho! 381 00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:16,112 - Fly first class. Check. 382 00:20:18,848 --> 00:20:20,550 - Ah, something's wrong with the plane! 383 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:21,851 Here, take the controls. 384 00:20:21,851 --> 00:20:25,555 - Take what, now? 385 00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,727 Whoa! Whoa! Ahh! 386 00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:32,996 - Whoa! 387 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:41,404 - Ah! - Aw. 388 00:20:41,404 --> 00:20:43,339 - Match point, SpongeBob. 389 00:20:43,339 --> 00:20:45,842 - Whoo-hoo! Check and check. 390 00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,744 Hey, Patrick? 391 00:20:47,744 --> 00:20:49,512 Who's flying the plane? 392 00:20:49,512 --> 00:20:51,547 - I am. 393 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:53,149 No, wait. 394 00:20:58,221 --> 00:20:59,622 - Ah, ooh. 395 00:21:00,957 --> 00:21:01,824 - Hold on! 396 00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:04,060 We're going down! 397 00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:14,304 - Oh, oh, oh, oh! 398 00:21:14,304 --> 00:21:16,072 Phew, we ran out of gas. 399 00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:18,975 - Don't worry, I've got this. 400 00:21:18,975 --> 00:21:21,644 Yep. 401 00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:29,619 Thanks for helping me finish my list, SpongeBob. 402 00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:31,654 - Patrick, it was my pleasure. - Really? 403 00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:33,756 Well, if you don't mind, I have a couple of 404 00:21:33,756 --> 00:21:35,658 other things I'd like to see. 405 00:21:35,658 --> 00:21:37,794 - Let's hear them. - Edible balloon, 406 00:21:37,794 --> 00:21:39,829 a skateboarding snail, 407 00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:43,566 a tower of loose meat that tastes like ice cream, 408 00:21:43,566 --> 00:21:45,001 some ghosts.