1
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- I'm ready.
I'm ready.

2
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Ready to steal the Krabby Patty
secret formula.

3
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Prepare to initiate plan
number... hmm...

4
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number—what's the number?

5
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Oh well, who cares?

6
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- Good question.

7
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- Say wha?

8
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- I said, good luck.

9
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- That formula will be mine.

10
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Out of my way, pinheads.

11
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Move it.
Move it. Move it.

12
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Hey there, Schnozzola.

13
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I'm about to show you the
advantage of not having a nose.

14
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Say hello to...
Mr. Stinky!

15
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What is that? A kitty cat?

16
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Oh, it's so cute.
It's adorable.

17
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- That's right, everyone,
gather in real close.

18
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Time to trigger the stench.

19
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Yoink.

20
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Ahh! I'll never breathe again.

21
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- Ahhhhhhh!

22
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- Ahh!

23
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- Huh?

24
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No.
No, no, no, no.

25
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No,
not the patties!

26
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I'll save you.

27
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- What's all the racket out
here?

28
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Ahhh!

29
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- Get it off!
Get it off of me!

30
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- Mr. Krabs,
are you all right?

31
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What happened?
- I don't know.

32
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Me eyes were burning.

33
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All I saw was a little eyeball
and a pair of antenna

34
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and... Plankton!

35
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He's still in there,
alone, with me secret formula.

36
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He could be doing
anything with it.

37
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He could be reading it.

38
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Gimme yer hand, boy-o.

39
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I need to borrow this.

40
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Okay,
I'm going in.

41
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- Good luck, Mr. Krabs.

42
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- Hmm.

43
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Hmm, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

44
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Mm?

45
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Why, you little—

46
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- I hope you like percussion,
Eugene.

47
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Because these drumsticks really
go bongo.

48
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Ahh.

49
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What?
The old safe-in-a-safe routine?

50
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- Here's another routine:

51
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you're the
meat in me knuckle sandwich.

52
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- I'm not hungry.

53
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- Bleh.

54
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SpongeBob!

55
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- Yes, sir.
I see the problem.

56
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- Yeeeooow!

57
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Yay! Hooray! Whoo-hoo!

58
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Ahh!

59
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- Oooh, that was too close,
m'lad.

60
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Three more safes and he would
have had me secret formula.

61
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Looks like I'm gonna have to
beef up security around here.

62
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I'm gonna need you to do me a
big favor, laddie.

63
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Take this home with you and hide
it

64
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while I reevaluate
my security situation.

65
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- Whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh.

66
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But, Mr. Krabs, how do you know
it will be safe

67
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from Plankton at my house?

68
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- Pe-shaw, he'll think it's
still here.

69
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His tiny brain is incapable of
the kind of abstract thinking

70
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that is required for reflection

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or thoughtful reasoning and
deduction.

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He cannot ruminate.

73
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He cannot divine the
hypothesis.

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He's a tired clown.

75
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He'll never know it's in your
house.

76
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- Oh, you're right, Professor
Krab-Face.

77
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I'm much too simpleminded to
look there.

78
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- Hey, there.

79
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- Ahh!

80
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- Pleasant night, eh, SpongeBob?

81
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- Oh, uh... yes.

82
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It's a very... nighty... night for
a walkie.

83
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- Ain't that the truth.

84
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Hey, nothing
gets past you.

85
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One could say you
have the "formula" for honesty.

86
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- Uh, yeah, one could say that,
I guess.

87
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Anyway, I gotta go wash
my formula—hair!

88
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Hair!
I gotta go wash my hair!

89
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Uh... good night, Plankton.

90
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- Yeah, gotta keep that hair
clean... and in a safe place.

91
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- Uh, okay, bye.

92
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- Now, remember, Gary.

93
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I'm entrusting
you with the secret formula.

94
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- Meow.
- Stay sharp, Gary.

95
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Don't let anyone inside.

96
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- Meow.
- Bye, Gary.

97
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- Why, hey, there, little fella.

98
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Is SpongeBob—I mean—
your master at home?

99
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Uh, perhaps I could just come
inside for a minute

100
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and demonstrate our fine snail

101
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shell polish, slime deodorant,
chew toys,

102
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My leg!

103
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Your friends won't tell you
this,

104
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but you can really use the slime
deodorant, smelly.

105
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- Hello, s...

106
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Hello, sir.

107
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I'm selling Sweetie
Patrol cookies.

108
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We have a lovely assortment of
fungi and algae flavors.

109
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How many delicious boxes can
I put you down for?

110
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If you order
ten boxes, I'll qualify for my

111
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Bottom Dweller Badge.

112
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If you order 100 boxes,
I'll get my Bling Bling Badge.

113
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You know, you should
hide these from your roommate.

114
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She'll eat all of them.

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If you show me your best hiding
place, I'd be happy to help.

116
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- Meow, meow!

117
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Ehhh, note to self:

118
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nitroglycerine is not a
substitute

119
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for vanilla extract.

120
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Meow?

121
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I forgot how much I
hate pineapple.

122
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- Ehh.

123
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Hey, this snail litter tastes
better than pineapple.

124
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Now, where is
that secret formula?

125
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Where is it?
Where is it?

126
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Gotta be
here somewhere.

127
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Nothin' in there.
Ooh, look at that.

128
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Mm-hmm.

129
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Hello.

130
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Where the barnacles is it?

131
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Gah!

132
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Where is it?
Where is it?

133
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I know you're in here.

134
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You're not fooling anybody.

135
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I went to college.

136
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Nope. Nope. Nope.

137
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Hmm.

138
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- Whew.

139
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- Meow?

140
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Ohh-ohh.

141
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- Ehh? Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

142
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Wah! Wah!

143
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Ahh!

144
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Augh! Oof! Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh!
Ugh! Ahh-ahh-ahh!

145
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- Ahh!

146
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Ooh!

147
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Ahh! Augh!

148
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Eh, eh, eh... augh!

149
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Ehh, ehh, ehh, augh!

150
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- Ooh.

151
00:08:06,979 --> 00:08:09,848
All right, snail,
let's go.

152
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Just you and me.

153
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- Put 'em up.
Put 'em up.

154
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Ooh! Oh! Ooh! Oh! Ahh!

155
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- Meow!

156
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- Huh?

157
00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,226
Of course.

158
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What a fool I've been.

159
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- SpongeBob's hidden the secret
formula inside Gary's shell.

160
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Sheesh, this place is
disgusting.

161
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I bet it reeks.

162
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Good thing I don't
have a nose.

163
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Ay-yi-yi.

164
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Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh!

165
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Ahh!

166
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- Gary, I'm home.

167
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What happened here?

168
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Oh, my first Krabby
Patty.

169
00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:02,334
I had it bronzed.

170
00:09:02,336 --> 00:09:05,036
Oh, and I was gonna give that
to my grandchildren.

171
00:09:05,038 --> 00:09:07,906
Ahh, my Mermaid Man collectable
underpants.

172
00:09:07,908 --> 00:09:11,009
Oh, I could have worn them
1,000 more times.

173
00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:13,979
My glass of water.

174
00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:15,413
I was gonna drink that.

175
00:09:15,415 --> 00:09:17,949
Oh,
the Krabby Patty formula.

176
00:09:17,951 --> 00:09:21,586
Oh, it's safe,
and right where I left it.

177
00:09:24,024 --> 00:09:26,691
- Gary, did you do this?

178
00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:27,993
What's the matter, Gary?

179
00:09:27,995 --> 00:09:29,427
Something wrong with your shell?
- Meow.

180
00:09:29,429 --> 00:09:31,162
- Something's not right, Gary.

181
00:09:31,164 --> 00:09:32,998
I better get you to the vet.

182
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,132
- Meow.

183
00:09:37,070 --> 00:09:39,604
Whoa-oh, ehh-ehh.

184
00:09:39,606 --> 00:09:41,606
Ha,
I lost him.

185
00:09:41,608 --> 00:09:43,642
And now I'm lost.

186
00:09:43,644 --> 00:09:48,446
Ahhhhhhhh!

187
00:09:48,448 --> 00:09:50,248
Ehh... my head.

188
00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:54,419
Ooh, I must be in the
center of the shell.

189
00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:57,088
What's that?
This is it.

190
00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:58,590
Just like I thought.

191
00:09:58,592 --> 00:10:00,692
It was hidden here all the time.

192
00:10:00,694 --> 00:10:03,495
The
secret Krabby Patty formula.

193
00:10:03,497 --> 00:10:06,331
It's beautiful.

194
00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:07,198
The heavenly light.

195
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,403
I always knew I'd see it once
I'd gotten the formula.

196
00:10:11,405 --> 00:10:15,006
Let me bask in it's glory.

197
00:10:15,008 --> 00:10:17,442
- Well, that's odd.
Who's that?

198
00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:18,643
- Hey, it's Plankton.

199
00:10:18,645 --> 00:10:19,978
- What's he got there?

200
00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,013
- Looks like one of my old
grocery lists.

201
00:10:22,015 --> 00:10:24,182
- I don't know how he got in
there,

202
00:10:24,184 --> 00:10:25,483
but the gasses inside this shell

203
00:10:25,485 --> 00:10:27,419
are making the little guy
hallucinate.

204
00:10:27,421 --> 00:10:30,755
He would have smelled the gasses
if he had a nose,

205
00:10:30,757 --> 00:10:34,125
like most good-hearted people

206
00:10:35,395 --> 00:10:38,163
- Ha-ha.
I got it!

207
00:10:38,165 --> 00:10:39,631
I got it!

208
00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:41,132
I finally got the formula!

209
00:10:41,134 --> 00:10:43,768
It's mine! It's mine! It's mine!
It's mine!

210
00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:46,471
Open the sparkling apple
juice, Karen!

211
00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:49,374
Daddy's bringing the
bacon home!

212
00:10:49,376 --> 00:10:51,609
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Wow!

213
00:11:02,656 --> 00:11:07,525
- You'll never get me secret
Krabby Patty formula, Plankton.

214
00:11:07,527 --> 00:11:09,694
Adios.

215
00:11:09,696 --> 00:11:11,663
- Ahhhh!

216
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,466
- Hmm?

217
00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:16,501
Plankton, you look like the
cheese

218
00:11:16,503 --> 00:11:17,669
that fell off the cracker.

219
00:11:17,671 --> 00:11:21,639
I bet you tried to get that
formula again.

220
00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:22,540
- I don't get it.

221
00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:26,177
A crab's brain is smaller than
the point of a pencil,

222
00:11:26,179 --> 00:11:29,147
but he keeps
outsmarting me.

223
00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:36,354
- To give up that formula,

224
00:11:36,356 --> 00:11:39,457
Mr. Krabs would have to be as
dumb as Patrick.

225
00:11:39,459 --> 00:11:44,896
- Hmm, yes, yes, he would,

226
00:11:44,898 --> 00:11:47,165
as dumb as Patrick.

227
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:12,424
- One swab from the inside of
his cheek should do it.

228
00:12:12,426 --> 00:12:13,625
Ahhh!

229
00:12:13,627 --> 00:12:16,494
Nagging Neptune!

230
00:12:16,496 --> 00:12:19,230
Back,
you twisted tongue.

231
00:12:19,232 --> 00:12:23,835
You will not lick me.

232
00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:25,837
Ahh!

233
00:12:29,976 --> 00:12:33,511
- Sweet gaseous molasses.

234
00:12:33,513 --> 00:12:35,580
Yahhhh!

235
00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:37,615
Ehh-ehh-ehh!

236
00:12:37,617 --> 00:12:40,485
Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh!

237
00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:45,557
- Augh, P.U.

238
00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:47,358
What's that awful stench?

239
00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,529
You're not boiling your
underpants again, are you?

240
00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:56,234
- I told you to turn off that
laugh track.

241
00:12:56,236 --> 00:12:58,803
And if you must know,
I made sauce,

242
00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:02,674
but when I add Patrick's DNA to
it,

243
00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:05,677
it will become salsa
imbecilicus.

244
00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:06,811
- Duuuhhhh.

245
00:13:06,813 --> 00:13:08,446
- Idiot sauce!

246
00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:11,916
I'll serve it to Krabs,
and it'll make him so dumb

247
00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:14,886
he'll just give me the secret
formula.

248
00:13:14,888 --> 00:13:15,620
Huh? Huh?

249
00:13:15,622 --> 00:13:18,957
- I think I prefer the boiling
underpants.

250
00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:23,495
Let me do it.
You always make a mess.

251
00:13:23,497 --> 00:13:25,029
- Leave me be, woman.

252
00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:27,599
- Don't tell me...

253
00:13:31,872 --> 00:13:32,537
Augh.

254
00:13:32,539 --> 00:13:35,540
Oh, no.
Ehh! Ehh! Ehh!

255
00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:36,541
Augh.

256
00:14:12,045 --> 00:14:12,844
Huh.

257
00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:17,081
- [laughing

258
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:22,320
I've got the best
taste in town... duh...

259
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:23,721
- I never thought that folks
around here

260
00:14:23,723 --> 00:14:26,090
were particularly bright,
but this morning,

261
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:29,060
everyone seems as
dumb as traffic cones.

262
00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:39,737
- What happened to your head,
SpongeBob?

263
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:42,707
- Uh...
me make Krabby Patties.

264
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,375
- Uh, that's mud.

265
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:57,755
- Hey, Patrick, have you noticed
that everyone's acting

266
00:14:57,757 --> 00:14:59,557
a lot like you today?

267
00:15:03,496 --> 00:15:06,564
I don't understand
the question.

268
00:15:19,779 --> 00:15:21,879
- What in Sam Hill?

269
00:15:30,857 --> 00:15:31,956
Ow... ow.

270
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,693
Ow! Ow!

271
00:15:35,695 --> 00:15:39,063
- Hey, don't do that.

272
00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,031
Ow!

273
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,035
- Lining up for the Chum Bucket?

274
00:15:44,037 --> 00:15:47,605
Now I know everyone's got a hole
in their screen door.

275
00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:49,974
This place is ground zero for
zeroes.

276
00:15:49,976 --> 00:15:56,114
Zero as being everyone's
collective IQ.

277
00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:58,149
- Ahh!

278
00:15:58,151 --> 00:16:00,451
Ow!

279
00:16:00,453 --> 00:16:03,921
- And that's how the idiot sauce
spread throughout Bikini Bottom.

280
00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:07,058
I guess you weren't affected
because you were protected

281
00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:07,892
by your treedome.

282
00:16:07,894 --> 00:16:09,927
- And you weren't affected
because you're a computer.

283
00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:14,432
Looks like it's up to us to find
a cure for the town's idiocy.

284
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:19,437
You not Plankton.

285
00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:22,040
Me Plankton.

286
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:23,875
- We need to snap him out of
this.

287
00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:25,943
What's the opposite of dim?

288
00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,178
- Bright?

289
00:16:28,882 --> 00:16:29,747
- It's not working.

290
00:16:29,749 --> 00:16:31,683
Maybe we can feed him something
for brain food.

291
00:16:31,685 --> 00:16:34,519
You're smart.
What do you eat?

292
00:16:34,521 --> 00:16:36,854
- Nuts.

293
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,225
- Oh, it doesn't seem to be
working.

294
00:16:41,227 --> 00:16:43,795
You know him; how do you get him
to change?

295
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,830
- I usually just yell at him.

296
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:46,798
Get smart, dummy!

297
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,534
- Wise up!
- Be clever, idiot!

298
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:50,968
- Know things!

299
00:16:54,941 --> 00:16:57,141
It's no use.

300
00:16:57,143 --> 00:16:58,576
Being smart takes work.

301
00:16:58,578 --> 00:17:01,713
That gives me an idea.

302
00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:05,917
Come one, come all to Bikini
Bottom University,

303
00:17:05,919 --> 00:17:07,785
a free education for all.

304
00:17:07,787 --> 00:17:10,755
There's no more excuse for
being a dope.

305
00:17:10,757 --> 00:17:13,791
Step right up, all
you morons.

306
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,593
Classes are now
beginning.

307
00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:20,064
Aww, this isn't working.
- Try jiggling the keys.

308
00:17:28,508 --> 00:17:30,241
- G'mornin' students.

309
00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:31,542
Ehh...

310
00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,579
- A whole school full of
Patricks?

311
00:17:34,581 --> 00:17:37,749
Looks like we've got our work
cut out for us.

312
00:18:08,814 --> 00:18:12,016
- And don't forget your last
homework assignment.

313
00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:13,985
- Looks like we were able to
educate

314
00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:15,820
the whole town in one semester.

315
00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:18,556
- Yep, day after tomorrow is
graduation.

316
00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,324
And everybody learned
so well.

317
00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:22,894
- Everybody but one.

318
00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:27,331
Yeah.
- School is dumb?

319
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,067
You misspelled every word.

320
00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,869
- Shut up, dweeb.

321
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:34,605
- Cookbooks, eh?

322
00:18:34,607 --> 00:18:36,274
You holding out on
me, Krabs?

323
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:39,944
- I don't know what you're
talking about, Plankton.

324
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:42,013
Leave me alone.

325
00:18:42,015 --> 00:18:45,583
- I know you're cooking up
something special

326
00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:47,251
in Home Ec, Eugene.

327
00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,719
I want that formula!

328
00:18:48,721 --> 00:18:50,955
- Um, Plankton,
can I come out now?

329
00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:54,725
- Did you finish my homework for
me, nerd?

330
00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:56,327
- Yeah.

331
00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:03,901
You know, you really ought to do
your own homework.

332
00:19:03,903 --> 00:19:05,803
It's the only way you'll
learn.

333
00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:07,972
- I'll never learn!

334
00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:10,141
Uh... ahh!

335
00:19:10,143 --> 00:19:11,142
Augh!

336
00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:14,178
Not again!
Augh!

337
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:19,750
- This is a proud day for
everyone in Bikini Bottom.

338
00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:22,019
And as a treat,
Squidward will play

339
00:19:22,021 --> 00:19:25,923
"Pomp and
Circumstance" on the clarinet.

340
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:32,930
- Mm. Mmm.

341
00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:36,100
- Hurry up, Mr. Krabs; they're
handing out the diplomas.

342
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:36,834
- Just a minute.

343
00:19:36,836 --> 00:19:41,205
I think I've perfected the
Krabby Patty formula.

344
00:19:43,643 --> 00:19:45,409
Yes.
That's it!

345
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:49,714
- Great.
Well, see you out there.

346
00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:51,749
- Something smells good.

347
00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:54,218
P-P-P-P-Plankton?

348
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,419
What are you
doing here?

349
00:19:55,421 --> 00:19:58,122
- It's the last day of school,
baby.

350
00:19:58,124 --> 00:20:00,057
No need to be formal.

351
00:20:00,059 --> 00:20:03,027
Call me Sheldon.

352
00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:04,695
Great Neptune!

353
00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:06,030
That's perfection!

354
00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:08,232
Whoa, with this recipe,
I could own

355
00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:12,203
the most popular fast-food
restaurant in Bikini Bottom.

356
00:20:12,205 --> 00:20:14,238
- No, please.
Not that.

357
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,172
Anything but that.

358
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:18,910
- Hand over that secret formula,
Krabs.

359
00:20:18,912 --> 00:20:21,679
Hooray!

360
00:20:21,681 --> 00:20:23,281
- Congratulations, SpongeBob.

361
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:24,115
You're smart now.

362
00:20:24,117 --> 00:20:27,351
It's funny that Mr. Krabs never
showed up to get his diploma.

363
00:20:27,353 --> 00:20:29,787
- Yeah, the only two people who
didn't show up

364
00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,122
are Mr. Krabs and Plankton.

365
00:20:31,124 --> 00:20:35,259
Let me have that diploma.

366
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,863
- Hey, no running in the halls.

367
00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:40,097
- Eee-eee-eee-eee.

368
00:20:40,099 --> 00:20:43,701
- Here you go, Plankton.

369
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:46,837
- Mr. Krabs, your diploma.

370
00:20:47,439 --> 00:20:51,008
- Thanks to this here diploma,
I'm suddenly smart enough

371
00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:54,111
to never give you me secret
formula.

372
00:20:54,113 --> 00:20:54,779
- What?

373
00:20:54,781 --> 00:20:56,080
If I knew education worked like
that,

374
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:58,215
I would have bought a
diploma years ago.

375
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:01,786
- Of course it doesn't work like
that, you microscopic meathead.

376
00:21:01,788 --> 00:21:05,890
I took accelerated classes and
graduated months ago.

377
00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:08,059
This diploma
is just a formality.

378
00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:11,929
- But—but you were just about
to give me the formula.

379
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:14,265
You were scared of me.

380
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:17,168
- Excellent, Mr. Krabs.

381
00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:21,439
Here's your final grade for
acting class: A-plus.

382
00:21:21,441 --> 00:21:23,341
I really felt the fear.

383
00:21:23,343 --> 00:21:24,508
- Wait. What?

384
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:26,510
Acting class?

385
00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:27,345
No!

386
00:21:27,347 --> 00:21:31,949
- You've finally been schooled,
dropout.

387
00:21:31,951 --> 00:21:34,085
- Oof.

388
00:21:34,087 --> 00:21:36,354
Ahh!

389
00:21:38,524 --> 00:21:40,157
- Come on, evil genius.

390
00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:43,160
Time to start
your post-college years.