1 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:13,144 - News flash! A severe rip current 2 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:15,814 may soon touch down in Bikini Bottom. 3 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:18,316 Residents are warned to bar all windows 4 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:19,684 and stay indoors. 5 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:26,591 Save yourselves! 6 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:28,994 - Ahh, rip current, schmip current. 7 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,996 'Tain't nothing. 8 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:33,932 - Gee, Mr. Krabs, do you think the rip current 9 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,133 will hit the Krusty Krab? 10 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,369 Ahh! 11 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,974 - Uh, shouldn't we clear the docks? 12 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,943 Or batten down the patches? 13 00:00:44,945 --> 00:00:47,045 Or whatever people say? 14 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:47,879 - Calm your waters! 15 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:51,883 Me sailor's knee says we're not in danger, see? 16 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,619 Now, get back to work! 17 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:56,721 - Excuse me, are we in any kind of peril? 18 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:57,822 - I think we should all go home. 19 00:00:57,824 --> 00:01:01,660 - As soon as you buy some Patties to go, you can go. 20 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,194 - I'll have three Krabby Patties. 21 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:06,665 On second thought, cancel that order! 22 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,734 - No takey-backsees! Three Krabby Patties. 23 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,972 Me money detector! Where do you think you're going? 24 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,941 Get back in there and spend the rest 25 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:19,377 of your money! - But I needed it for rent. 26 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:23,014 - Listen up, everybody! New store policy: 27 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:25,417 all money brought into this store 28 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,686 must be spent here. 29 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,287 - Tyrant! 30 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:31,256 - Oh! Tyrant am I? 31 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:34,259 All right, I'm a tyrant! 32 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,695 The worst in all the seven seas. 33 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,363 What of it? 34 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:41,166 - Hey, why's Mr. Krabs so crabby today? 35 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,034 - Probably because it's payday. 36 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,103 - Payday's been canceled! 37 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:49,107 Now hear this! I'm the captain of this ship! 38 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,308 Captain Krabs! 39 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:52,744 And I say no rip current 40 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:55,280 will ever harm the Krusty Krab! 41 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,438 - Darn arthritis. 42 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:30,982 Hm. 43 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:35,487 Yah. 44 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,960 Yah! Wah! 45 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,367 - Ah! 46 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:50,435 - Squidward, while I steer, 47 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:52,737 you tell everyone we're safe. 48 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:54,372 - It's all right now, everybody. 49 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:59,310 - Everything's under control now and whatever. 50 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:03,214 - Three cheers for Squidward! 51 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,383 - The guy who saved our lives. 52 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,986 - Let's make him our new captain. 53 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:08,653 - Hip, hip— 54 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:11,156 Hooray for Captain Squidward! 55 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,824 - Congratulations, Squidward. 56 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:16,194 Oh, I mean Captain Squidward. 57 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,362 - What's the meaning of this? 58 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,865 - What should we do with this tyrant, Captain Squidward? 59 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,133 - Captain Squidward? 60 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,501 - Let's flog him! 61 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:24,202 Yeah! 62 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,538 - Let's tie him to the mast! 63 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,238 Yeah! 64 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,007 - Let's put the past behind us 65 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,542 and start all over! 66 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,176 No! 67 00:03:31,178 --> 00:03:34,345 - This is mutiny! Listen here, Squidward. 68 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,548 Fun is fun, but get me out of here! 69 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:39,217 - Sorry, I don't think that's a captain's job. 70 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,252 You're on your own. - Hey, everybody, 71 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:42,520 can we take a time out? 72 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:44,823 This is Mr. Krabs we're talking about. 73 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:47,459 The worst tyrant in the seven seas. 74 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,294 - You're not helping, boy. 75 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:50,562 - You remember Mr. Krabs. 76 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,863 He's the man who brought you 77 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,565 the Krabby Patty! 78 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,103 And he's the man who brought you the double Krabby Patty. 79 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,337 And the Krabby Patty with Cheese. 80 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,572 - And the Bratty Patty 81 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,974 for kids. - Um, little help here. 82 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,510 - He also created the Chatty Patty for teens. 83 00:04:05,512 --> 00:04:08,012 And who can forget the Hatty Patty, 84 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,948 the patty you wear as a hat? 85 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,117 - I wear it because I'm bald. 86 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,452 - Well, I guess any man who invented 87 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:17,322 the Hatty Patty can't be all bad. 88 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,224 Okay, let's get him out. 89 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:20,091 - Whoa! 90 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,060 Man overboard! 91 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,263 - No! 92 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,431 Mr. Krabs! 93 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:29,200 - Well, I guess that solves that problem. 94 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:37,275 - I know you'll come back to us, Mr. Krabs! 95 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:39,577 Until then— 96 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:41,212 I'll leave a dollar in the window for you. 97 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:45,383 - Hey! It's Captain Squidward's fault that we lost the man 98 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:46,985 who invented the Hatty Patty. 99 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,120 - Yeah, we're fickle and we say 100 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,223 you're the tyrant now! Yeah! 101 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,291 Uhh, don't be hasty. 102 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,560 Remember, I'm— I'm still the captain. 103 00:04:55,562 --> 00:04:56,628 The Hatty Patty was my idea! 104 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,230 - But we're still stuck in this rip current! 105 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,899 - We'll never get out! 106 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,000 - Oh— 107 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,201 Ooh! 108 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,270 Oh, barnacles! It—ow—oh, oh! 109 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,588 - Uh, We're alive! 110 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:25,456 Captain Squidward steered us 111 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,324 out of the rip current! 112 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,627 - How 'bout a cheer for Captain Squidward? 113 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:35,900 Thank you, thank you. Just doing my job as captain, 114 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,068 protecting my crew. 115 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:41,940 - Whoa, where are we? 116 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:44,609 - Oh, look at that. That's amazing. 117 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,344 - This neighborhood's crazy. 118 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,313 I wonder if there are any good places to eat. 119 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:49,614 - You think maybe they've got 120 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:50,915 a Krusty Krab around here? 121 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,350 - Hey, good idea. I could go 122 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,185 for a Krabby Patty. - I'm calling 123 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,654 the local Krusty Krab right now. 124 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,992 - Hello, Krusty Krab. 125 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,427 - Yes, I'd like to place an order. 126 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:04,629 - Oh! 127 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,202 - Monster! Monster! 128 00:06:13,506 --> 00:06:16,641 - Captain! - You gotta save us. 129 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:23,147 Ahh! Captain Squidward! 130 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:28,019 Um, I know where he is. 131 00:06:33,525 --> 00:06:34,459 Ooh! 132 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:35,593 - Uh, Captain, 133 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,395 sorry to interrupt, but the crew needs you 134 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,397 to protect them. - Are you crazy? 135 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,632 I can't fight a monster! 136 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:43,268 - Oh, I'm afraid the crew insists, sir. 137 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:47,572 - I don't wanna be captain! 138 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,274 I don't wanna be captain! 139 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,710 Yah! 140 00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:57,615 - Well, that was anticlimactic. 141 00:06:57,617 --> 00:06:59,984 - Maybe he'll make the monster sick. 142 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:03,521 - Okay, who had their money on Captain Squidward? 143 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:04,322 Pay up. 144 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,492 - Well, somebody has to step up, fight that monster, 145 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:08,760 and become captain. 146 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,062 And that somebody is me! 147 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,641 Hi-ya! 148 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,478 Huh. 149 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,246 Hi. 150 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,381 Huh? Boink. 151 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:31,349 Oh, what was I doing now? 152 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,722 - Hm. - Mr. Krabs! 153 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:38,690 You're alive! 154 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,124 Oh, welcome back, Captain! 155 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,393 - Haven't you forgotten something? 156 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,729 I am not captain anymore. 157 00:07:44,731 --> 00:07:46,164 Squidward is. 158 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,432 - Uh-uh. The monster ate him. 159 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:50,201 We need a captain, and that's you! 160 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,369 Isn't that right? 161 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:55,039 - Why would I want to be captain 162 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,342 to such a sorry bunch of lubbers? 163 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,610 I'm through. 164 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,779 - And that's coming out of your pay! 165 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:03,648 - Mr. Krabs, this job calls for 166 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:05,083 a dictator like you! 167 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,617 - Hm. 168 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,486 - Do something, Mr. Krabs! 169 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,222 - Beg me. 170 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,590 - We're begging. Please! 171 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:19,597 - Not buying it. 172 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:23,601 - Got it! 173 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,503 Do you know what this is, Mr. Krabs? 174 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,405 - I don't care. - It's the first dime 175 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,574 you ever earned, and I'm going to tear it up 176 00:08:29,576 --> 00:08:31,142 if you don't go back to being 177 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,176 the meanie we need. 178 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,846 - I said I don't care. 179 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,714 - Okay, here goes. 180 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:40,151 Ah. Ahh, wah! 181 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:44,255 Ah. 182 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,592 - My leg! 183 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:49,394 - Ha, you lose. 184 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:50,428 - Hm. Oh! 185 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,630 Well then, I'm gonna do the worst thing 186 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,232 I can do to your old dime. 187 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,668 - Oh, yeah? What's that? 188 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,870 - Spend it. 189 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,406 - Huh? 190 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:02,306 Hmm. 191 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,876 Oh, no you don't! Come here! 192 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:05,810 Gah! 193 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:09,347 All right, everybody! What am I? 194 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,416 Um— 195 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:15,586 - Come on. It starts with a T. 196 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:17,255 - A tree? 197 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,890 - A teddy bear? 198 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:19,690 - A tuba? 199 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,726 - You're a tyrant? 200 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,895 - I can't hear you. 201 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:26,831 A tyrant! 202 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:29,167 - Correct! All right, I'll save ya. 203 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:32,170 But you've got to promise to spend most of your— 204 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:35,907 all of your money right here, got it? 205 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,847 - Hold onto me dime, boy-o. 206 00:09:51,156 --> 00:09:53,458 - Well, that was anticlimactic. 207 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,192 - Again. 208 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,560 - Ho! 209 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:58,930 Ah, ah, ugh, ah! 210 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,801 Ahh! 211 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:06,604 - Oh, ah— 212 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,738 Oh! 213 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,207 Whoa! 214 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:12,944 Beg to me. 215 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,482 Whoa! 216 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,750 Oh! 217 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:20,718 Oh! 218 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:21,853 Ouch! Oh! 219 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,455 Wait a minute! Gimme that! 220 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:36,534 - Here ya go, Mr. Krabs. You earned it. 221 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:39,270 - Well, boy-o, you believed in me, 222 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:43,241 so today will be a pay day for you. 223 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,275 - What about me? 224 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,477 - You, Ex-Captain Squidward, 225 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:50,314 have gone from pay day to Mayday! 226 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,850 Mush! Every last one of ya! 227 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:56,554 All the way back to Bikini Bottom! 228 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,507 - Mm, mm, mm. 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,442 - Gah, gah, gah. 230 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,678 - Mmm! Isn't this salt water taffy 231 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,013 just taffilicious? 232 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,348 - And stickerific! 233 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,022 - Blah. 234 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:36,093 Eh, eh. 235 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:38,663 - Blah! 236 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,498 Ah! 237 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,802 - What's the matter, Patrick? 238 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:48,639 - I have a headache inside of my tooth. 239 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,841 - Maybe you should do something about that. 240 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:53,411 - Okay, I will. 241 00:11:59,084 --> 00:11:59,917 - How does that help? 242 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,786 - Well, now that my all-over hurts, 243 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:04,789 I'm not thinking about my mouth. 244 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,424 Ow! 245 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,026 I guess it didn't work. 246 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,061 - Oh! Oh! 247 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,530 - Huh? 248 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,664 Whoa! That's it! 249 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,766 I'm taking you to the dentist, Patrick. 250 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:19,136 - No way! I've heard horror stories. 251 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:21,072 - Oh, don't worry, Patrick. 252 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,174 Dentists are our friends. 253 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,543 Huh? Patrick? 254 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,612 Patrick? 255 00:12:30,148 --> 00:12:32,750 Oh. 256 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:35,820 Yah! 257 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,122 - And we have a winner. 258 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,893 Thank you. - Aw, darn it. 259 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,899 Oh, boy! Aren't dentists' offices fun? 260 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:52,570 Oh, they've got colorful, wooden beads on wires! 261 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,606 Mm! Ah. Whoa! Look at it go! 262 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,708 - Slow down, SpongeBob! 263 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,977 This place is scary enough without you 264 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,179 going crazy with the beads! 265 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,454 Oh! 266 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,456 Ahh! 267 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,526 - And that was The Incidentals, with a startling number 268 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,861 called "Dramatic Music Stings." 269 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,629 Comin' up, here's The Spookers 270 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,132 with a haunting little tune called "Ominous." 271 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,900 - Patrick Star? 272 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,703 We're ready for you now. 273 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,641 - Aw, come on, Patrick! - No! 274 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,777 - The doctor will fix you right up. 275 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:33,744 - Sit here, please. 276 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:36,914 Dr. Mundane will be right with you. 277 00:13:39,851 --> 00:13:42,687 - Ahh! 278 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:48,092 - Agnes, please turn down that radio. 279 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,264 I'm Dr. Beige Mundane. 280 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,099 You must be Patrick Star. 281 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:56,667 What seems to be the problem? 282 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,169 - No problem. I was just leaving. 283 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,670 No, Patrick! Sit! 284 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,908 - Good boy. 285 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,010 Ow! 286 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,914 - Let's take a look in your mouth. 287 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,982 Open wide please. 288 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,752 - Mm-hmm. I see the problem. 289 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,554 - Your friend here 290 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,289 still has a baby tooth. 291 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,559 - Ooh, I wanna see! 292 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,797 - Aw! 293 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,568 Coochie coo! 294 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,541 - I still have a baby tooth? 295 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,943 - Yes, and the pain is coming from 296 00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:43,814 your adult tooth trying to push your baby tooth out of the way. 297 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,016 That's not right! 298 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,952 - It's the natural way of things. 299 00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,954 If you want the pain to go away, 300 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:55,659 then I need to extract the tooth. 301 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,896 - You leave my baby tooth alone, you monster! 302 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,632 Zoom! - Patrick, come back! 303 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,299 Oh! 304 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,634 Oh, oh, eh, eh. 305 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,769 - Nobody is going to tell me 306 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,771 what to do with my baby tooth. 307 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,340 This tooth is stayin' in my mouth! 308 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,741 - Okay, Patrick, but that means 309 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,210 your tooth won't be going to Tooth Island. 310 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:16,147 - Tooth Island? - Yeah, Tooth Island! 311 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,983 It's where the Tooth Fairy takes all the baby teeth 312 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,151 that are left under pillows. 313 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,052 Tooth island is a wonderful place, 314 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,087 where teeth can be free. 315 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,356 They can soak in the Calcium Pools all day 316 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,958 or sleep in the comfort of the Pink Gum Trees. 317 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,326 They get to swing on Floss Vines 318 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:32,863 and never, ever have to worry about cavities. 319 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,599 Of course, I guess your baby tooth 320 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,601 could be happy in your mouth, 321 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,004 all alone, by itself. 322 00:15:43,975 --> 00:15:45,242 - I don't care, SpongeBob. 323 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:48,179 I know what's best for my tooth. 324 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,915 I can make it happy. 325 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,788 Ahh. 326 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,399 - Ah. 327 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,871 Oops. 328 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,413 - Oh! 329 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,881 Ohh! 330 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,384 Ow! 331 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,954 - Hmm. My friendship sense is tingling. 332 00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,323 Patrick must be in trouble! 333 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,290 - Oh. Ooh! 334 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,294 - What's the matter, pal? - Nothing! Just, uh— 335 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,097 Practicing being a seal. 336 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,271 - Hm! 337 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,673 Ow! 338 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,442 - Patrick, Dr. Mundane always says, 339 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,144 "If you can't bite, things ain't right." 340 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,848 - Okay, SpongeBob. I guess I have to 341 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,984 get my tooth to the Tooth Fairy. 342 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,987 - Ha, you rube. There is no such thing 343 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,955 as the Tooth Fairy. - Ah! 344 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,791 Squidward! - It's all a bunch of 345 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:08,926 made up baloney. 346 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,027 - It is not baloney! 347 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,097 - It is baloney! - Who's got baloney? 348 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,965 - There is no baloney! 349 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,268 Just like there is no Tooth Fairy. 350 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,436 In fact, if you could prove there were 351 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,373 a Tooth Fairy, I would eat, oh— 352 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,941 a bucket of chum! 353 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:24,775 Ew! 354 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,176 - Squidward, why would you want to do that? 355 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,212 - I said I would, only if there was 356 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,215 a Tooth Fairy, and since there isn't a Tooth Fairy, 357 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,752 I will never have to eat a bucket of chum. 358 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,487 - Patrick, I've been your friend 359 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,221 for a long time. 360 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,322 I would never lie to you. 361 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,190 You need Dr. Mundane's help so you can 362 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,425 get your tooth to the Tooth Fairy. 363 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:45,996 - That's okay, SpongeBob. I think I can manage. 364 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,131 Hmm, yah! 365 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,006 Ahh. 366 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,175 - Ahh! 367 00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,243 - You see, Patrick, 368 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,945 we have got to get that tooth out. 369 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,947 - You'll have to catch me first! 370 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,481 Oh! - Patrick, wait! 371 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,216 - Ha ha, Tooth Fairy. 372 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:08,519 What a couple of molar morons. 373 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,220 Ow! 374 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,133 - The worms. Oh, oh, no! 375 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,371 Oh! 376 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,225 Not wanted. 377 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,426 That fixes it. 378 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,965 Oh. 379 00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,536 Ahh. 380 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,240 - Mipsey, Pipsey, you bad girls! 381 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,210 You get back on this leash. 382 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,879 - Well, you may have called off your worms, 383 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,216 but I'm not coming down. - Patrick, they weren't mine. 384 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,319 - A likely story. 385 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,855 Patrick, can I show you something? 386 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,425 - What's that? - It's a scrap book 387 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,960 of all my baby teeth. 388 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,294 Heh, that was a good one. 389 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,195 I remember every tooth. 390 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,064 Even though they're no longer in my mouth, 391 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,433 I still keep the memory of them in my heart. 392 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,569 - I thought you kept them in the scrapbook. 393 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,838 - Patrick, don't you think your baby tooth 394 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,841 wants to see all his old friends on Tooth Island? 395 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,876 - Don't listen to him! 396 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,379 I still have all my baby teeth, and look at me! 397 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,515 Ahh! 398 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,384 - Okay, SpongeBob, we can go. 399 00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,957 I'm ready, Doc. Do what you have to do. 400 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,492 Ahh. 401 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,261 - I'm done. 402 00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:00,197 - That's it? - That's it. 403 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:00,898 - Aw. 404 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,233 Aw, you're going under my pillow 405 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:07,538 so you can go to Tooth Island, my sweet boy. 406 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,050 SpongeBob? - Ha! I was right! 407 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,886 The Tooth Fairy isn't real. 408 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,488 - Oh, SpongeBob. 409 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,023 - Patrick, you don't understand! 410 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,891 I'm just helping to get your tooth 411 00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,527 to the Tooth Fairy. - Oh, that's a good one. 412 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:33,330 - It's true! - How can I believe you? 413 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:38,535 Oh, the lies! The chicanery! 414 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,339 Look at how betrayed Patrick feels! 415 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,908 Oh, this was totally worth staying up all night. 416 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,010 - You don't believe there's a Tooth Fairy? 417 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:50,614 Well, follow me and I'll show ya. 418 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:53,050 Behold, the Tooth Ferry! 419 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,953 This is where parents and friends 420 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,956 take teeth so they can be ferried to Tooth Island. 421 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,126 - There really is a Tooth Ferry! 422 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,660 - Of course. 423 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,562 - Hm—wha! 424 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:07,197 - All aboard! 425 00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:13,937 - Uh, uh, oh. 426 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,706 Uh-huh, hello! 427 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,950 - Oh, here. This is yours. 428 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,585 - Could you wait till I'm asleep 429 00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,721 and put it under my pillow? 430 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,389 - Mm, sure Patrick. Anything for a pal. 431 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:35,259 - Hey! Where do you think 432 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,227 you're going, chum chewer? 433 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,263 - Ah! Hey, come on! 434 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,532 This is just a big misunderstanding! 435 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:44,635 Ferry, fairy: They're two different words 436 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,303 that just happen to sound alike! 437 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,072 - Open wide, Squidward! - No.