1 00:00:07,448 --> 00:00:09,015 Your turn. 2 00:00:09,017 --> 00:00:11,617 - Uhmmmm... uhnn. 3 00:00:11,619 --> 00:00:14,553 Now you. 4 00:00:14,555 --> 00:00:15,388 - Hey, Patrick. 5 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,757 - Yeah, SpongeBob? 6 00:00:17,759 --> 00:00:20,693 Do you think maybe it would make the game more exciting 7 00:00:20,695 --> 00:00:25,998 if we played it with... two sticks? 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:26,699 - Two sticks? 9 00:00:26,701 --> 00:00:27,667 That's against the rules. 10 00:00:27,669 --> 00:00:30,236 You can't change the rules, SpongeBob, 11 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,737 just because I'm winning. 12 00:00:31,739 --> 00:00:32,738 - I'm sorry, Patrick. 13 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:35,074 I'm just so bored playing stick and a cup. 14 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:39,011 - Are you tired of playing with the old stick and a cup? 15 00:00:39,013 --> 00:00:39,679 Yeah. 16 00:00:39,681 --> 00:00:43,316 - Well, say good-bye to boring, and hello to Whirly Brains, 17 00:00:43,318 --> 00:00:47,153 the exciting new toy that puts you in the driver's seat 18 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:48,287 of your own mind! 19 00:00:48,289 --> 00:00:50,656 It's so simple. Just flip your lid, 20 00:00:50,658 --> 00:00:51,657 attach the propeller, 21 00:00:51,659 --> 00:00:55,294 and watch your brain soar hundreds of feet into the air 22 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:57,563 as you control the action. 23 00:01:03,204 --> 00:01:04,570 Ahhhh. 24 00:01:04,572 --> 00:01:09,342 - Get your Whirly Brain today, and free your mind! 25 00:01:09,344 --> 00:01:11,277 - Free my mind! Free my mind! 26 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,445 Free my mind! 27 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:16,182 I want it. I want it. I want it. No, I want it. 28 00:01:16,184 --> 00:01:20,319 No, it's mine. I want it. I want it. I want it. 29 00:01:20,687 --> 00:01:23,789 - Sorry to hear about your TV, SpongeBob. 30 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:27,493 - Whirly Brains are available now at Bikini Bottom Toy Shop. 31 00:01:27,495 --> 00:01:29,462 Whirly Brains! Whirly Brains! 32 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:34,433 Whirly Brains! Whirly Brains! Whirly Brains! 33 00:01:36,303 --> 00:01:38,170 - Okay, Patrick, just let me flip your lid, 34 00:01:38,172 --> 00:01:42,141 so I can attach the propeller directly to your brain. 35 00:01:45,613 --> 00:01:46,412 - Buh-ha-ha. 36 00:01:46,414 --> 00:01:52,451 - Step one... oh, I see what to do. 37 00:01:52,453 --> 00:01:53,786 Ahhh! 38 00:01:53,788 --> 00:01:55,688 - Ahhh! 39 00:01:55,690 --> 00:01:57,590 - It's just me, Patrick. 40 00:01:57,592 --> 00:01:59,692 - Ohhh. 41 00:02:02,597 --> 00:02:03,729 - Now you do me. 42 00:02:03,731 --> 00:02:08,401 - Boo! - Ahhh! 43 00:02:08,403 --> 00:02:13,239 It's time to free our minds. 44 00:02:17,478 --> 00:02:18,244 Whoa, Patrick. 45 00:02:18,246 --> 00:02:20,112 I've never seen the world from this angle before. 46 00:02:20,114 --> 00:02:24,884 - And the propeller tickles my think folds. 47 00:02:26,554 --> 00:02:30,289 Hey. Hey. Hey, SpongeBob, eye bump. 48 00:02:30,291 --> 00:02:31,557 - Eye bump. 49 00:02:31,559 --> 00:02:33,259 Ow! 50 00:02:33,261 --> 00:02:35,728 Patrick, no more eye bumps, okay? 51 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:37,830 - I feel you. 52 00:02:54,749 --> 00:02:56,916 Brain freeze! 53 00:03:01,856 --> 00:03:03,355 - Meow. 54 00:03:05,326 --> 00:03:06,459 - Hey, Patrick. 55 00:03:10,331 --> 00:03:13,499 - Ahh, the sanctity of my bathroom, 56 00:03:13,501 --> 00:03:16,802 the only place in the world where I can 57 00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:20,172 let it all hang out. 58 00:03:20,174 --> 00:03:24,677 Ahh, me. 59 00:03:24,679 --> 00:03:25,945 - Hey, where's Squidward? 60 00:03:25,947 --> 00:03:28,647 I'm sure I saw him in here. 61 00:03:28,649 --> 00:03:30,716 - Well, maybe he fell in the toilet? 62 00:03:30,718 --> 00:03:32,618 I'll check. 63 00:03:34,721 --> 00:03:37,490 Squidward, are you in here? 64 00:03:37,492 --> 00:03:39,625 Did you fall in? 65 00:03:39,627 --> 00:03:40,759 Squidward! 66 00:03:40,761 --> 00:03:42,795 - Stop serenading me, you sap. 67 00:03:42,797 --> 00:03:48,234 It's my day off. Now, go away. 68 00:03:48,236 --> 00:03:48,968 - Ahh! 69 00:03:48,970 --> 00:03:50,703 - Found him. 70 00:03:50,705 --> 00:03:52,404 - Yup, that's him. 71 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:54,340 Hi, Squidward. 72 00:03:54,342 --> 00:03:58,210 - Aliens from Mars! It's an invasion! 73 00:03:58,212 --> 00:03:59,745 Waaahhhh! 74 00:03:59,747 --> 00:04:00,679 Ugh! 75 00:04:06,988 --> 00:04:08,988 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 76 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:10,623 Whoooa! 77 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:13,526 Whoo-whoo! 78 00:04:13,528 --> 00:04:17,663 Whirly Brains are go! 79 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:33,546 - She spit in his face. 80 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:39,785 - Mrs. Puff, we've been dating for 16 years now, 81 00:04:39,787 --> 00:04:42,488 so I was sincerely hoping that today 82 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,356 might finally be the day that... 83 00:04:44,358 --> 00:04:45,324 - Yes, Eugene? 84 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,459 - That I steal a little kiss? 85 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:47,960 - Oh. 86 00:04:47,962 --> 00:04:52,731 Oh, Eugene, I thought you'd never ask. 87 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,635 - C'mere you. 88 00:04:58,339 --> 00:04:59,471 - Ohh. 89 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,373 - What a woman. 90 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:03,742 - Oh, Eugene. 91 00:05:10,851 --> 00:05:13,285 Ow. What was that? 92 00:05:13,287 --> 00:05:14,954 - Ooh, that smarts. 93 00:05:14,956 --> 00:05:16,622 Bull's-eye. 94 00:05:16,624 --> 00:05:19,491 - I thought we were the first kids on the block 95 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,327 to get Whirly Brains. 96 00:05:21,329 --> 00:05:22,094 - What are you, thick? 97 00:05:22,096 --> 00:05:24,730 Every kid in town's got a Whirly Brain. 98 00:05:24,732 --> 00:05:26,999 Pssh! 99 00:05:28,969 --> 00:05:32,338 - Daddy, Daddy, can I have a Whirly Brain too? 100 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:33,172 - Absolutely not, son. 101 00:05:33,174 --> 00:05:36,742 Your brain is your body's most important organ, not a toy. 102 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:40,879 - Pow! 103 00:05:40,881 --> 00:05:41,647 - Hooray! 104 00:05:41,649 --> 00:05:44,083 Now we can play Whirly Brains with the whole neighborhood. 105 00:05:44,085 --> 00:05:46,685 Hey, kid, race you the end of the street. 106 00:05:46,687 --> 00:05:50,022 - Eat my brain stem, slowpoke. 107 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:54,693 - Get ready, get set, punch it. 108 00:06:00,501 --> 00:06:02,801 - Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. 109 00:06:02,803 --> 00:06:04,637 - Ahh! Ohh! Huh? 110 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:06,772 - Yes! We're gonna beat him, Patrick. 111 00:06:06,774 --> 00:06:09,608 We're gonna win! 112 00:06:11,411 --> 00:06:14,513 - Fly your toys into my yard, will you? 113 00:06:14,515 --> 00:06:17,416 Well, they're mine now. 114 00:06:19,954 --> 00:06:22,521 - Hey, what's going on? Everything went dark. 115 00:06:22,523 --> 00:06:23,722 Patrick, can you see anything? 116 00:06:23,724 --> 00:06:28,460 - Only the dismal abyss of black nothingness. 117 00:06:28,462 --> 00:06:29,995 - Oh, our remote controls are dead too. 118 00:06:29,997 --> 00:06:33,132 Oh, Patrick, I don't want to jump to any conclusions here, 119 00:06:33,134 --> 00:06:37,102 but I think that we have lost our minds. 120 00:06:39,907 --> 00:06:43,742 M-O-O-N. 121 00:06:43,744 --> 00:06:45,444 That spells moon. 122 00:06:47,948 --> 00:06:49,381 - Okay, don't panic, Patrick. 123 00:06:49,383 --> 00:06:51,050 We'll find them. Just take it easy. 124 00:06:51,052 --> 00:06:53,852 Take it easy. Patrick, take it easy! 125 00:06:53,854 --> 00:06:55,888 - I'm taking it easy, SpongeBob. 126 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:58,657 - Our brains are probably right around here somewhere. 127 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:00,759 Here, brains. Brains. 128 00:07:00,761 --> 00:07:02,061 Here, boy. 129 00:07:02,063 --> 00:07:03,562 - Here, brains. 130 00:07:03,564 --> 00:07:05,964 - Brainy, where are you? 131 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:07,566 - Brain, brain, brain. 132 00:07:07,568 --> 00:07:10,069 I think I found it, SpongeBob. 133 00:07:10,071 --> 00:07:11,837 - I found mine too. 134 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:13,472 Aw, darn it. I still can't see. 135 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:18,711 - Yeah, and my brain won't fit back in. 136 00:07:19,513 --> 00:07:21,580 - Oh, uh, ma'am, you forgot something. 137 00:07:21,582 --> 00:07:23,782 - That's okay. You can keep it. 138 00:07:23,784 --> 00:07:26,985 - I'll take it. 139 00:07:26,987 --> 00:07:29,922 Oh, yeah, looking good. 140 00:07:29,924 --> 00:07:31,056 - Ew. Gimme that. 141 00:07:31,058 --> 00:07:34,727 - Aw, man, that felt all squishy. 142 00:07:35,463 --> 00:07:38,097 - Patrick, we need help. Let's call Sandy. 143 00:07:38,099 --> 00:07:40,432 - Okay. Sandy! 144 00:07:40,434 --> 00:07:43,702 - Patrick, I meant on the phone. 145 00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:44,803 - Hello? 146 00:07:44,805 --> 00:07:47,740 Sandy! 147 00:07:47,742 --> 00:07:48,273 - Dang. 148 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:49,875 You two sure are lucky I created this 149 00:07:49,877 --> 00:07:51,543 missing brain detector last summer. 150 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:54,113 I was beginning to think I'd never get to use this thing. 151 00:07:54,115 --> 00:07:56,148 - I hope we find our brains soon. 152 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:58,650 They're probably cold and hungry by now. 153 00:07:58,652 --> 00:07:59,318 Poor things. 154 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,086 - Brain? - Brain, where are you? 155 00:08:01,088 --> 00:08:02,121 - Hey, brain. - Oof! 156 00:08:02,123 --> 00:08:03,655 - Come out. We're looking for you. 157 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:06,692 - And it looks like you're not the only critters around these 158 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,560 parts to lose your minds. 159 00:08:08,562 --> 00:08:10,028 Hmm, and my detector 160 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:14,767 is leading us directly to that house. 161 00:08:16,203 --> 00:08:17,970 - Excuse me, kind sir. 162 00:08:17,972 --> 00:08:19,905 Would you mind too terribly if we just came in your house for a 163 00:08:19,907 --> 00:08:23,609 minute and looked around for my friend's missing brains? 164 00:08:24,845 --> 00:08:28,046 - We're gonna take that as a yes. 165 00:08:28,048 --> 00:08:29,648 Step lively, fellas. 166 00:08:30,351 --> 00:08:34,887 - This place has a ten-gallon case of the creepies. 167 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,588 I wonder what's in... 168 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:39,892 Hey, fellas. I think I found your brains. 169 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,827 Hooray! 170 00:08:41,829 --> 00:08:42,861 - Hey. Huh? 171 00:08:42,863 --> 00:08:44,596 - What are you sneak thieves doing in my house? 172 00:08:44,598 --> 00:08:49,635 Them brains violated my air space, and I'm keeping 'em. 173 00:08:49,637 --> 00:08:50,736 I'm calling the cops. 174 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,137 Oh, don't send us to jail. Oh, no, no, no. 175 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:53,772 Please, no, no. I don't want to go to jail 176 00:08:53,774 --> 00:08:55,174 We were just having fun. We're sorry. 177 00:08:55,176 --> 00:08:56,909 - Sorry nothing. Look old-timer, one false move, 178 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:01,013 and I'll be on you like a horsefly on a cracker barrel. 179 00:09:01,015 --> 00:09:02,714 - Bring it on, slippy whiskers. 180 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:05,884 I'll twenty-three skiddoo your bee's knees 181 00:09:05,886 --> 00:09:07,085 with wooden nickels, sister. 182 00:09:07,087 --> 00:09:10,255 - All right, now, you listen to me, ya twisted coot. 183 00:09:10,257 --> 00:09:11,790 You can't steal somebody's brain 184 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,091 just because it flies into your yard. 185 00:09:13,093 --> 00:09:16,228 That's "brainnapping," and it looks like I'll be 186 00:09:16,230 --> 00:09:17,663 the one calling the police. 187 00:09:17,665 --> 00:09:20,799 - Ooh, I love it when Sandy gets aggressive. 188 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:21,967 Let's give her some room. 189 00:09:21,969 --> 00:09:25,871 Yow! - Oof! 190 00:09:25,873 --> 00:09:26,805 - Oh. 191 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,210 - Oh, Brainy, you're back. 192 00:09:31,212 --> 00:09:35,581 Oh! Hey-hey-hey! 193 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:36,081 - Ahh! 194 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:39,785 Phew, I'll never be a "no-brainer" again. 195 00:09:40,321 --> 00:09:42,120 - Everyone has their brains back, 196 00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:43,255 so I'ma let it go this time, 197 00:09:43,257 --> 00:09:46,959 but if you steal as much as a beach ball, so help me, I'll... 198 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:50,996 - I'm sorry, squirrel lady, 199 00:09:50,998 --> 00:09:55,033 I just couldn't take watching all the kids have fun in the 200 00:09:55,035 --> 00:09:57,970 air while I'm stuck here with this 201 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,772 crotchety cane on the ground. 202 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:01,607 Awwww. 203 00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:04,109 - Well, I think we've got a cure for what ails you, 204 00:10:04,111 --> 00:10:04,877 right, SpongeBob? 205 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:07,246 - Sandy, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 206 00:10:07,248 --> 00:10:09,648 - I think I'm thinking what you're thinking. 207 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:14,653 - Patrick? - My think is clogged. 208 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,022 - Wahhh-hoo-hoo! 209 00:10:17,024 --> 00:10:19,258 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 210 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:21,026 Yee-haw! Yee-haw! 211 00:10:21,028 --> 00:10:24,263 - Sure was nice of you two to donate your Whirly Brains 212 00:10:24,265 --> 00:10:25,264 to the old-timer. 213 00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:27,199 You fellas did a good deed today. 214 00:10:27,201 --> 00:10:28,834 - Oh, no need to thank us, Sandy. 215 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,904 If we can just make one angry old man happy, 216 00:10:31,906 --> 00:10:33,639 that in itself is thanks enough. 217 00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:36,909 The dignity of the elderly was the victor here today. 218 00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:39,244 - Ha-ha! Look out, ladies! 219 00:10:39,246 --> 00:10:43,081 Take a ride on the love-copter. 220 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,983 - The Martians are coming! 221 00:10:44,985 --> 00:10:47,019 Run for your lives! 222 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,754 You're next! 223 00:10:48,756 --> 00:10:50,689 You're next! 224 00:11:02,403 --> 00:11:06,371 - The Aquaphone, the Mermalair's telecommunication 225 00:11:06,373 --> 00:11:07,806 device connecting city hall 226 00:11:07,808 --> 00:11:09,441 with the underwater crime-fighting 227 00:11:09,443 --> 00:11:12,411 hero, Mermaid Man. 228 00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:13,145 - Yello? 229 00:11:13,147 --> 00:11:16,481 - Never mind. It's just this idiot. 230 00:11:16,483 --> 00:11:19,251 - Argh! 231 00:11:19,253 --> 00:11:20,819 - By the power of Neptune... 232 00:11:20,821 --> 00:11:25,223 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite! 233 00:11:25,225 --> 00:11:27,893 - To the invisible boatmobile. 234 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,828 - Yay. 235 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,309 - This must be the secret lair of an evil villain. 236 00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:47,546 - You're right. 237 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:50,015 - Wah-ha! 238 00:11:57,057 --> 00:11:58,523 - Oh! 239 00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:01,893 Looks like there's evil afoot. 240 00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,895 - And littering is a crime. - What? 241 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:07,599 I thought I had my house sponge-and-star-proofed. 242 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,534 - Hey, Squidward, want to play Mermaid Man 243 00:12:09,536 --> 00:12:11,336 and Barnacle Boy with us? 244 00:12:11,338 --> 00:12:12,004 - No! 245 00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:15,507 Now, please fall and get seriously hurt. 246 00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:17,342 Ahh! 247 00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:19,878 - Ugh! Oof! 248 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,314 - I'm sure I've heard that "no" before. 249 00:12:22,316 --> 00:12:25,584 - Holy something, Mermaid Man. You can't mean— 250 00:12:25,586 --> 00:12:27,452 - Yes, my young, pink ward. 251 00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:31,456 It's none other than... 252 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:32,290 Doctor Negative. 253 00:12:35,062 --> 00:12:37,529 - It's that denying desperado's siren song. 254 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:44,936 - He's obviously raising an army of mutant vegetables. 255 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,605 And that song he's singing... 256 00:12:46,607 --> 00:12:49,041 Will bring them to life. 257 00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:51,943 Hyah! 258 00:13:03,589 --> 00:13:05,023 Although our foes were evil, 259 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:09,361 their nutrition did not go to waste, Doctor Negative. 260 00:13:09,363 --> 00:13:12,130 - We're watching you. 261 00:13:12,132 --> 00:13:13,331 - That's it! 262 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:17,502 I'm gonna clobber you two! 263 00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:20,338 - Hey, Squidward, do you hear that? 264 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,075 You better hurry up or you'll be late for work. 265 00:13:23,077 --> 00:13:28,447 - Yeah, you better do something or whatever. 266 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,027 Ohh. 267 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,329 - Ahh-ahh-ahh! 268 00:14:09,156 --> 00:14:10,088 - Ahh! 269 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:13,191 Will you two shut up about that stupid show? 270 00:14:13,193 --> 00:14:18,597 - Oh, did you say something negative, Doctor Negative? 271 00:14:18,599 --> 00:14:19,431 - What the—how did— 272 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,533 - I heard him say something negative. 273 00:14:24,204 --> 00:14:27,672 - Mermaid Man, that injured victim's bandages 274 00:14:27,674 --> 00:14:28,740 have come undone. 275 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,376 - That poor man needs aid... 276 00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:35,714 of the first variety. 277 00:14:42,288 --> 00:14:45,557 - Oh, we forgot the peroxide. 278 00:14:48,195 --> 00:14:50,228 - That should hold you until the surgeons 279 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,730 can amputate your torso. 280 00:14:51,732 --> 00:14:53,632 - Hmmph. 281 00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:54,699 Justice restored! 282 00:14:54,701 --> 00:15:00,438 - Hey, super dorks, your turn to take out the garbage. 283 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,708 - All right, Dr. Negative, we'll play 284 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:05,610 along and take it out. 285 00:15:05,612 --> 00:15:07,412 Hiyah! 286 00:15:21,361 --> 00:15:23,528 Why are all my tables empty? 287 00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:25,130 Why am I not making money? 288 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:29,801 - Because these two costumed creeps chased them out. 289 00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:36,508 - Oh. Mr. Squidward, step into me office. 290 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:37,342 - Uh-oh, Patrick. 291 00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:39,311 I think we got Squidward in trouble. 292 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,814 - I'm gonna share a secret with you that I never told anyone. 293 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:47,752 - Uh, that's okay. I don't need to hear a... 294 00:15:47,754 --> 00:15:49,454 Hmm? 295 00:15:50,356 --> 00:15:52,824 - Ha! Ha-ha. You're a comic book geek. 296 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,326 - Ahh! 297 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,260 Don't touch those. 298 00:15:55,262 --> 00:15:57,696 They're mint condition, worth a fortune. 299 00:15:57,698 --> 00:16:00,065 - So you read comics. Don't worry. 300 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:03,468 Lots of perfectly immature adults read comics. 301 00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:08,840 - Oh, it's deeper than that. 302 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,242 I sewed it meself. 303 00:16:10,244 --> 00:16:12,744 It's Captain Tightwad from issue 53. 304 00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:15,247 They say he's a bad guy, but, you know, 305 00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:16,848 I think he's just misunderstood. 306 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:20,785 - Oh, look at that. I think I left my oven on. 307 00:16:20,787 --> 00:16:25,523 - I had some fabric left over, so I made this. 308 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:29,494 - Oh, don't tell me... Doctor Negative? 309 00:16:29,496 --> 00:16:31,830 - Ahoy, you high-sea halfwits. 310 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:39,271 - Tremble before Captain Tightwad! 311 00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,673 Squidward. 312 00:16:41,675 --> 00:16:46,711 - And cower in fear of Doctor Negative. 313 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:47,512 - Holy shrimp. 314 00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:49,648 This is the best day of my life. 315 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,389 Whoa! Oh! 316 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,491 Whoa-ho! Whoa! 317 00:17:00,761 --> 00:17:03,695 - What're you waiting for? - Augh! 318 00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:05,897 Ugh! 319 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:12,237 Ugh! Ow! Ow! 320 00:17:20,813 --> 00:17:23,548 - Hyahhh! 321 00:17:25,818 --> 00:17:28,186 - Why are we fighting Captain Tightwad? 322 00:17:28,188 --> 00:17:29,888 He didn't even commit a crime. 323 00:17:29,890 --> 00:17:31,156 - What—what do you mean? 324 00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:32,824 - Oh, Mr. Krabs, it's right here in 325 00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:33,792 "Mermaid Man" number 98. 326 00:17:33,794 --> 00:17:36,194 "No superhero shall fight a super villain 327 00:17:36,196 --> 00:17:39,698 until that super villain has committed a crime." 328 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:42,467 - Uh... well... hey. 329 00:17:45,237 --> 00:17:46,504 Ha-ha, see? 330 00:17:46,506 --> 00:17:47,839 I just stole some money. 331 00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:52,677 - Well, it's not really stealing if it's your own money. 332 00:17:52,679 --> 00:17:53,511 - Oh, come on. 333 00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:56,514 What do—what do I have to do here? 334 00:17:56,516 --> 00:17:57,916 - Ahh-ahh-ahh! 335 00:17:57,918 --> 00:17:59,517 - Are you sure about this? 336 00:17:59,519 --> 00:18:01,386 Isn't robbing a bank against the law? 337 00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:03,421 - Well, yes, Mr. Krabs, but you're not really 338 00:18:03,423 --> 00:18:05,857 robbing a bank. You're just pretending to. 339 00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:08,660 - And then we can play? - Yep. 340 00:18:08,662 --> 00:18:10,562 - Oh, okay. 341 00:18:10,564 --> 00:18:11,730 Ahoy. 342 00:18:11,732 --> 00:18:12,530 Anyone home? 343 00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:15,867 It's Captain Tightwad and Doctor Negative. 344 00:18:15,869 --> 00:18:17,335 We're here to rob you. 345 00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:18,937 Anyone here? Hello? 346 00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,241 Barnacled nickels. 347 00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:24,743 Can I help you ladies? 348 00:18:24,745 --> 00:18:26,644 - Oh, yeah, thanks, old-timer. 349 00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:28,880 Um, we're pretending to rob this bank. 350 00:18:28,882 --> 00:18:31,583 Where's the tellers? Where's the money? 351 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:32,751 - Ain't no tellers. 352 00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:35,920 ATM's outside. 353 00:18:35,922 --> 00:18:37,255 Heh-heh-heh-heh. 354 00:18:37,257 --> 00:18:40,325 - Aw, barnacles. I forgot me debit card. 355 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,359 - Wait a minute. 356 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:43,495 I don't care if you are ladies. 357 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,664 Nobody pretends to rob my bank. 358 00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,367 - Ahh! 359 00:18:49,369 --> 00:18:50,502 - Ahh! 360 00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:54,773 Ow! 361 00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:56,908 Ehh... 362 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:00,278 - Whoa, you were so convincing. 363 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:01,946 You had that guard totally fooled. 364 00:19:01,948 --> 00:19:04,015 I think we can skip to the end of the story. 365 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,451 Let's just stop here to pick up some props 366 00:19:06,453 --> 00:19:07,318 for your evil lair. 367 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:10,789 We'll just need a few dollars... yoink! 368 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:12,624 - I'm supposed to be the villain, 369 00:19:12,626 --> 00:19:17,362 so why do I feel like I'm being robbed? 370 00:19:21,468 --> 00:19:24,035 - Okay Captain Tightwad... 371 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:27,639 Doctor Negative, you can come out now. 372 00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:32,477 Ahh! 373 00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:35,046 - Okay, so here's the scene. 374 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:38,483 You two have us here in this cage over a pool of boiling oil. 375 00:19:38,485 --> 00:19:39,717 Now, that is a crime. 376 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,019 Now you can let us out so we can fight. 377 00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:47,358 - Oh, I don't think we're going to do that. 378 00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:49,994 - Hey, wha-wha-wha-what are you doing? 379 00:19:49,996 --> 00:19:51,329 - Being evil. 380 00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:52,964 Isn't that what you wanted? 381 00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:55,066 Aren't you scared? 382 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:55,800 Boo-hoo? 383 00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:59,471 - Boo-hoo? Do you expect us to cry? 384 00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:00,605 - No, Mr. Bob. 385 00:20:00,607 --> 00:20:02,607 I expect you to fry. 386 00:20:05,545 --> 00:20:06,744 Ha-ha, ha-ha, hmm. 387 00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:09,814 Okay, Squidward, playtime's over. 388 00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:11,082 This is getting a little intense here. 389 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:16,421 - Too long have I suffered living between you two ninnies. 390 00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,690 But now— now as Doctor Negative, 391 00:20:18,692 --> 00:20:24,028 I shall finally exact my exquisite revenge! 392 00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:29,567 - See, I just knew he'd make a terrific bad guy. 393 00:20:29,569 --> 00:20:30,602 He is really committing. 394 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,904 - Yeah, you did a great job with casting. 395 00:20:32,906 --> 00:20:35,673 - Could this be end of our Doofus Duo? 396 00:20:35,675 --> 00:20:40,945 Deep-fried like two tenacious tater tots on tenterhooks? 397 00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:44,849 - Swing, Boy Under. Swing the basket. 398 00:20:52,024 --> 00:20:54,492 Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh. 399 00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:57,128 Ahhh! 400 00:21:15,982 --> 00:21:16,881 - Oh, boy, Mr. Krabs. 401 00:21:16,883 --> 00:21:20,485 That was the best Mermaid Man playdate ever. 402 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,486 - Yeah, not bad. 403 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,656 But next time, we won't go so easy on ya. 404 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,458 - Eh... maybe I'll just stick to 405 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,894 reading comics from now on. 406 00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:32,630 To the Mermalair! 407 00:21:32,632 --> 00:21:33,398 Ahh... oof! 408 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,401 - And so ends another numskulled episode 409 00:21:36,403 --> 00:21:37,835 of that preposterous pair: 410 00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:40,071 Mermaid Pants and Barnacle Star. 411 00:21:40,073 --> 00:21:44,042 Tune in next time for more mind-rotting adventures. 412 00:21:44,044 --> 00:21:45,743 I've really got to find another job. 413 00:21:45,745 --> 00:21:50,648 I wonder if it's too late to go back to college radio?