1 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:10,820 Sorry about this barnacles, but it's spring cleaning time. 2 00:00:10,822 --> 00:00:12,389 - I forgive you. 3 00:00:14,493 --> 00:00:18,428 I take it back! 4 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:26,870 - There, my masterpiece. 5 00:00:26,872 --> 00:00:29,706 What the—ahh! 6 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:36,279 - Ah, perfect. 7 00:00:36,281 --> 00:00:40,550 No! 8 00:00:40,552 --> 00:00:45,355 What is that menace up to now? 9 00:00:49,493 --> 00:00:52,862 How many— 10 00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:54,965 - Whoa! Whoa! 11 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:59,970 - Will you please turn that thing— 12 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,538 - Oh, hey, Squidward. 13 00:01:04,276 --> 00:01:05,575 - What are you saying? 14 00:01:10,249 --> 00:01:11,348 Yay! 15 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:14,651 - I can't hear you over the hose noise. 16 00:01:14,653 --> 00:01:18,288 Hold on, I'll turn it off. 17 00:01:18,290 --> 00:01:22,726 Aww. 18 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:27,330 - What's you want to tell me, Squidward? 19 00:01:27,332 --> 00:01:28,331 - Turn off the hose. 20 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:31,001 - I already did. Here, I'll turn it back on just for you. 21 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,803 - No, no, no. wait— 22 00:01:33,805 --> 00:01:35,505 - Yep, it was off. How'd I do? 23 00:01:35,507 --> 00:01:40,543 - Horrible! Everything you do is horrible! 24 00:01:40,545 --> 00:01:43,280 I wish you would just move away already. 25 00:01:43,282 --> 00:01:47,751 - Move away? But Squidward, I like it— 26 00:01:49,855 --> 00:01:54,357 - Did you see that? Huh, I wonder what's making me sneeze. 27 00:01:54,359 --> 00:01:55,558 - Ahh! 28 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,561 Probably all the barnacle dust you kicked up. 29 00:01:58,563 --> 00:01:59,896 - Oh, Squidward, that makes no sense. 30 00:01:59,898 --> 00:02:01,631 Who ever heard of dust making you sneeze? 31 00:02:01,633 --> 00:02:04,901 - Oh, fine, maybe you're allergic to your pineapple. 32 00:02:04,903 --> 00:02:09,706 - You can't be allergic to a house. 33 00:02:11,343 --> 00:02:16,479 Or could you— no. 34 00:02:17,149 --> 00:02:20,350 Oh, why do I even bother trying to explain things to him? 35 00:02:20,352 --> 00:02:23,687 Of course you can be allergic to a house. 36 00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:25,955 I ju—wait. 37 00:02:25,957 --> 00:02:29,726 You can be allergic to a house. 38 00:02:57,389 --> 00:03:00,757 Ah, ah, ah. 39 00:03:02,461 --> 00:03:05,662 - Ah. 40 00:03:05,664 --> 00:03:09,599 - Gary, no, no, no, no! 41 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:15,505 - Aww, playtime, that's nice. 42 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,583 - Good mor— 43 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,151 good mor— 44 00:03:28,153 --> 00:03:30,653 good— 45 00:03:30,655 --> 00:03:34,391 Good morning, Gary. 46 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:43,633 Ahh! 47 00:03:51,842 --> 00:03:54,711 Ah—ah—ah— 48 00:03:54,713 --> 00:03:56,179 Ahh! 49 00:03:56,181 --> 00:04:00,750 - You okay in there, SpongeBob? 50 00:04:00,752 --> 00:04:02,051 - Oh, morning— 51 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:03,887 Morning, Squidwa— 52 00:04:03,889 --> 00:04:06,890 - Oh my, having a little sneezing fit are we? 53 00:04:06,892 --> 00:04:12,061 - Yeah, I think you were right. I must be allergic to my house. 54 00:04:12,063 --> 00:04:16,065 - Oh, that's too bad. I guess you'll have to move. 55 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:19,202 - Move? - Yes. You can't stay here 56 00:04:19,204 --> 00:04:21,571 or your allergy will just get worse. 57 00:04:21,573 --> 00:04:23,907 Hey, look at that. - Look at what? 58 00:04:23,909 --> 00:04:25,642 - See? 59 00:04:25,644 --> 00:04:28,178 Your allergy is already getting worse. 60 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:31,648 - But—but where will I go? - Don't worry, SpongeBob. 61 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:35,652 I'll help you find a great new home... 62 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:36,519 far away from here. 63 00:04:36,521 --> 00:04:39,055 - But, Squidward, I love this old pineapple. 64 00:04:39,057 --> 00:04:42,459 We've had a lot of good times together. 65 00:04:42,461 --> 00:04:44,160 Whee! 66 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:01,845 Oh, Squidward, my sneezing is getting worse. 67 00:05:01,847 --> 00:05:05,081 I'll miss my pineapple, but I guess you're right. 68 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:07,684 I ha— I have to move. 69 00:05:07,686 --> 00:05:08,651 - Now you're talking. 70 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:10,720 Trust me, you'll feel so much better 71 00:05:10,722 --> 00:05:13,089 when you're clear of me— your pineapple. 72 00:05:13,091 --> 00:05:15,959 - Squidward, you're a good friend. 73 00:05:15,961 --> 00:05:18,528 - I know. 74 00:05:23,067 --> 00:05:27,270 - This would make a great new house, what do you think? 75 00:05:27,272 --> 00:05:28,638 - Eh. 76 00:05:33,144 --> 00:05:35,111 SpongeBob SquarePants! 77 00:05:35,113 --> 00:05:38,014 - Whoa! I don't know. 78 00:05:38,016 --> 00:05:40,984 - How about this spicy number? 79 00:05:45,056 --> 00:05:48,691 SpongeBob SquarePants! 80 00:05:48,693 --> 00:05:51,528 - Hot listing, but no. 81 00:05:51,530 --> 00:05:54,631 - Well, there's a yummy one. - Mmm. 82 00:05:56,234 --> 00:05:59,669 Who lives in a chicken parmesan hero under the sea? 83 00:05:59,671 --> 00:06:01,771 SpongeBob SquarePants! 84 00:06:06,111 --> 00:06:08,077 Nope. 85 00:06:08,079 --> 00:06:09,279 - How 'bout this one? 86 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:13,650 - Not bad, but let's think outside the box. 87 00:06:16,554 --> 00:06:18,321 - Okay, so that's a no. 88 00:06:18,323 --> 00:06:22,258 I think I know what you're looking for. 89 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:24,627 How about this for space? 90 00:06:24,629 --> 00:06:27,664 - Hey, what's this lever do? 91 00:06:27,666 --> 00:06:31,000 - Automatic balconies! 92 00:06:31,002 --> 00:06:33,803 - Squidward, watch this. - Wait, wait, no, no, no! 93 00:06:34,806 --> 00:06:39,075 - Hey, Squidward, this is great. What does this button do? 94 00:06:48,052 --> 00:06:49,953 - That's what it does. 95 00:06:49,955 --> 00:06:52,188 Aww, why couldn't I live in that last place? 96 00:06:52,190 --> 00:06:56,192 - Oh, that house was too dangerous for you. Ow. 97 00:06:56,194 --> 00:06:58,361 Besides, it was just a house. 98 00:06:58,363 --> 00:07:02,665 But this is a castle with a moat and everything. 99 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:05,802 It's a long way from Bikini Bottom. 100 00:07:05,804 --> 00:07:06,869 - I know. - Huh? 101 00:07:06,871 --> 00:07:08,004 - I mean, don't worry about it. 102 00:07:08,006 --> 00:07:10,273 It's a short 11-hour commute to the Krusty Krab from here. 103 00:07:10,275 --> 00:07:11,741 - Well, I don't know, Squidward. 104 00:07:11,743 --> 00:07:15,745 It doesn't seem like the safest neighborhood. 105 00:07:16,780 --> 00:07:20,283 - All right, SpongeBob, this is the last house on my list, 106 00:07:20,285 --> 00:07:24,988 but I think it's got everything you're looking for. 107 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:25,955 What do you think? 108 00:07:25,957 --> 00:07:30,193 - I don't know. It doesn't look like much. 109 00:07:30,195 --> 00:07:34,764 Wow. 110 00:07:34,766 --> 00:07:36,032 - Pretty! 111 00:07:37,302 --> 00:07:39,035 This place is amazing. 112 00:07:39,037 --> 00:07:41,337 It's like living in the future. 113 00:07:41,339 --> 00:07:44,974 - Ooh, check out these cool stairs. 114 00:07:44,976 --> 00:07:46,876 Whee! 115 00:07:46,878 --> 00:07:48,745 - Uh, SpongeBob? - Whee! 116 00:07:48,747 --> 00:07:52,115 - Squidward? Squidward? 117 00:07:53,084 --> 00:07:54,751 - This place is awesome. 118 00:07:54,753 --> 00:07:57,353 - Yeah, it is, isn't it? 119 00:07:57,355 --> 00:07:59,255 I can't believe I get to live here. 120 00:07:59,257 --> 00:08:01,324 It's so much cooler than your house. 121 00:08:01,326 --> 00:08:04,327 You're right. 122 00:08:04,329 --> 00:08:06,262 This place is way too cool for you. 123 00:08:06,264 --> 00:08:08,731 - Wait, what? - I mean, living in a place 124 00:08:08,733 --> 00:08:12,235 like this can put a lot of pressure on a guy. 125 00:08:12,237 --> 00:08:14,837 The constant attention you get, 126 00:08:14,839 --> 00:08:19,208 and all the fabulous parties you'd host. 127 00:08:22,781 --> 00:08:24,380 Eh? - Oh, it's quite good. 128 00:08:24,382 --> 00:08:26,382 - Certainly worthy of this house. 129 00:08:26,384 --> 00:08:27,917 - Indeed. 130 00:08:27,919 --> 00:08:29,752 - Not to mention all the covers 131 00:08:29,754 --> 00:08:32,255 of "Cool Calamari" you'd have to pose for. 132 00:08:32,257 --> 00:08:35,758 No, I can't let you go through that, SpongeBob. 133 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,062 So I tell you what, I'll live here for you. 134 00:08:39,064 --> 00:08:42,365 - Yeah, but where will I live? - You can have my old house. 135 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:44,734 - Really? That is so nice of you. 136 00:08:44,736 --> 00:08:47,236 That way I'll be one house closer to Patrick. 137 00:08:47,238 --> 00:08:48,271 - Great, it's a done deal. 138 00:08:48,273 --> 00:08:51,974 So if you don't mind, I have a lot of settling in to do. 139 00:08:51,976 --> 00:08:53,710 Bye-bye. - Okay, so I guess 140 00:08:53,712 --> 00:08:56,846 I'll see you la— 141 00:08:56,848 --> 00:09:02,719 - Now this is how I was always meant to live. 142 00:09:05,023 --> 00:09:07,290 Bedtime. 143 00:09:10,494 --> 00:09:16,032 Oh, a built in alarm clock. Hoo, this place has got it all. 144 00:09:24,209 --> 00:09:25,508 - Ten, nine, eight... 145 00:09:25,510 --> 00:09:28,044 Wha—what's happening? - Seven, six, five... 146 00:09:28,046 --> 00:09:30,513 - Oh, no. It's not an alarm clock. 147 00:09:30,515 --> 00:09:36,052 It's a countdown! - Four, three, two, one. 148 00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:52,935 Huh? What—what the— uh. 149 00:09:52,937 --> 00:09:56,439 That was horrible. 150 00:09:57,975 --> 00:09:59,842 But this is even worse! 151 00:09:59,844 --> 00:10:03,146 Ahh! 152 00:10:03,148 --> 00:10:07,817 - Doink. Now this really feels like home. 153 00:10:07,819 --> 00:10:10,920 Ahh! 154 00:10:13,424 --> 00:10:16,192 - Squidward, you dropped in for a visit. 155 00:10:16,194 --> 00:10:17,193 - I am not visiting. 156 00:10:17,195 --> 00:10:20,363 This is my house and I want it back. 157 00:10:20,365 --> 00:10:24,467 - Sorry, Squidward, but you gave it to me fair and square... 158 00:10:24,469 --> 00:10:25,101 pants. 159 00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:27,970 Besides, if I move out now, I have no where to go. 160 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:32,508 - Okay, fine, I'll just take your old pineapple. 161 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,543 Huh? 162 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:37,914 - Sorry, Squidward, but this is my house now. 163 00:10:40,151 --> 00:10:44,520 - Well, then, where am I supposed to live? 164 00:10:44,522 --> 00:10:48,891 - Night, Squidward. 165 00:10:48,893 --> 00:10:52,061 Ow. 166 00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:10,213 - Maybe I'll do a cute little button. 167 00:11:10,215 --> 00:11:14,116 Or something a bit more manly perhaps. 168 00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:21,190 Upturned might be good, too. 169 00:11:26,364 --> 00:11:28,431 - Hi, Squidward. 170 00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:31,100 - Great. The idiot found me. 171 00:11:31,102 --> 00:11:34,103 - Whatcha doing? - I'm picking a nose. 172 00:11:34,105 --> 00:11:36,606 - Ooh! I used to pick my nose too, 173 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:40,543 until I finally cleared it out. 174 00:11:42,613 --> 00:11:45,481 - I'm not picking my nose, SpongeBob. 175 00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:50,019 I'm on the way to the hospital for a nose job. 176 00:11:50,021 --> 00:11:51,320 Plastic surgery. 177 00:11:51,322 --> 00:11:53,422 I'm finally gonna get the nose 178 00:11:53,424 --> 00:11:54,724 I should have been born with. 179 00:11:54,726 --> 00:11:58,728 - But, Squidward, you're a beautiful flower. 180 00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:04,600 You don't need to change a—ay—yay—yay—ay— 181 00:12:04,602 --> 00:12:06,235 Well, maybe a little work wouldn't hurt. 182 00:12:06,237 --> 00:12:09,705 Hey, you want a ride? - With you? Absolutely not. 183 00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:13,009 - Aww, come on, Squidward. 184 00:12:13,011 --> 00:12:17,280 I can get you there lickity-split. 185 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,252 - You can't dump your garbage here, sir. 186 00:12:23,254 --> 00:12:26,689 - Oh, that's not garbage. That's my friend, Squidward. 187 00:12:26,691 --> 00:12:30,726 We're here to check in. 188 00:12:30,728 --> 00:12:34,730 - Holy nostroly! You must be here for the nose job. 189 00:12:34,732 --> 00:12:39,635 Let's, uh, get your paperwork filled out. 190 00:12:39,637 --> 00:12:40,636 - You just relax, sir. 191 00:12:40,638 --> 00:12:43,172 The doctor will be ready for you soon. 192 00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:46,742 Ah. This is nice. 193 00:12:46,744 --> 00:12:47,610 - Never fear, Squidward. 194 00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:51,013 Soon this dreary old room will be so full of well-wishing 195 00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:52,548 you'll never want to go home. 196 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:53,683 - Five minutes later. 197 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:58,587 - SpongeBob, get this garbage out of here. 198 00:12:58,589 --> 00:12:59,355 I can hardly move. 199 00:12:59,357 --> 00:13:03,225 - Oh, are you uncomfortable? Here, let me help. 200 00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:09,799 - I love you. - The bed is fine! 201 00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:11,667 - Fluff your pillow? - No. 202 00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:15,571 - Fluff your IV bag? 203 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:17,206 Enough, you buffoon! 204 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:20,643 - Well, gee, Squidward, I was just trying to be helpful. 205 00:13:20,645 --> 00:13:22,545 - If you want to help so badly, 206 00:13:22,547 --> 00:13:27,383 why don't you just go volunteer to be a candy striper? 207 00:13:27,385 --> 00:13:29,185 There's plenty of other people in the hospital 208 00:13:29,187 --> 00:13:29,952 you could torture. 209 00:13:29,954 --> 00:13:33,189 - Squidward, that's a great idea. 210 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,725 I was born to serve. 211 00:13:38,762 --> 00:13:41,564 Hello, lady, can I be a candy striper here at the— 212 00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:43,599 - Grab a uniform out of the closet. 213 00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:48,337 - Ooh, thank you! Thank you! Whoo! 214 00:13:48,339 --> 00:13:52,341 Ooh! Candy stripes. 215 00:13:52,343 --> 00:13:54,410 Strawberry. 216 00:13:54,412 --> 00:13:57,313 - Ah, Doctor, Thank goodness you're here. 217 00:13:57,315 --> 00:13:59,849 - We were just looking for another physician 218 00:13:59,851 --> 00:14:02,418 to join us on our rounds. 219 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,854 And what seems to be the problem today? 220 00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:07,823 My throat hurts. 221 00:14:07,825 --> 00:14:10,226 - Prescribe him a numbing throat spray. 222 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,428 Let's move on, shall we? - Wait a second. 223 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:17,700 I think I've seen this before. 224 00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:21,837 Mm, yeah. 225 00:14:21,839 --> 00:14:23,439 Mm-hmm. 226 00:14:23,441 --> 00:14:27,610 I'll need one medical sea-chicken. 227 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:44,226 Hey, my keys. And my throat feels better. 228 00:14:44,228 --> 00:14:47,263 - You see, doctors, catfish are bottom feeders. 229 00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,664 The dirt on his face led me to believe 230 00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:51,567 he had recently eaten something that irritated his throat. 231 00:14:51,569 --> 00:14:54,236 Happens to my friend Patrick all the time. 232 00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:58,274 Mm-hmm. 233 00:14:58,276 --> 00:14:59,442 Try a krabby patty next time, sir. 234 00:14:59,444 --> 00:15:02,812 They go down smooth, and they taste better than car keys. 235 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,881 - Thanks doc. - No need to thank me, sir. 236 00:15:05,883 --> 00:15:09,485 I'm here to help. 237 00:15:09,487 --> 00:15:11,253 - What treatment might you prescribe 238 00:15:11,255 --> 00:15:13,589 for this next patient, Doctor? 239 00:15:13,591 --> 00:15:14,557 - So what do you think? 240 00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:15,458 Will I be able to run 241 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:18,160 in the Bikini Bottom marathon next week? 242 00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:20,596 - Oh, my, no. I'm afraid you're— 243 00:15:20,598 --> 00:15:24,366 - Of course. Friends don't let friends miss marathons. 244 00:15:24,368 --> 00:15:27,570 We'll have you up in no time. 245 00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:29,605 Ah! 246 00:15:29,607 --> 00:15:34,543 - What are you— 247 00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:38,581 - Most unorthodox. 248 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,484 - He's a genius. 249 00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:44,653 - Thanks, doc. - Ready, set. 250 00:15:47,692 --> 00:15:50,926 - And what seems to be your problem today, ma'am? 251 00:15:50,928 --> 00:15:53,762 - Sometimes I Just don't have it in me 252 00:15:53,764 --> 00:15:57,633 to puff up under my own power. 253 00:15:57,635 --> 00:16:00,736 - Hi, Mrs. Puff. - No! Not you! 254 00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:03,606 What are you doing here? 255 00:16:03,608 --> 00:16:08,377 - Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. I'm a doctor... today. 256 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:09,879 What is this crazy thing? 257 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,548 Looks like some sort of weird submarine. 258 00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:13,782 - You're kidding, of course. 259 00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:17,620 We've placed her in an iron lung to help puff her back up. 260 00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:20,923 - Ha-ha! Dive! Dive! Up periscope! 261 00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:27,296 Load the torpedoes. 262 00:16:31,768 --> 00:16:35,871 - Help me. 263 00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:39,708 - Hey! 264 00:16:52,589 --> 00:16:54,390 - My legs! 265 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:55,524 - Never fear, Mrs. Puff. 266 00:16:55,526 --> 00:16:58,861 I haven't lost a patient all day. 267 00:16:58,863 --> 00:17:02,431 Let's get medical. 268 00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:08,871 - Oh, no. 269 00:17:10,308 --> 00:17:14,677 Oh. Actually, I feel like my old self again. 270 00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:19,748 But you still don't get a driver's license. 271 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:20,349 Oh! 272 00:17:20,351 --> 00:17:25,387 - Wow. I've never seen anyone work an iron lung like that. 273 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:26,488 - So awesome. 274 00:17:26,490 --> 00:17:28,824 - We were on our way to perform a surgery... 275 00:17:28,826 --> 00:17:32,595 - But we would be honored to watch you perform it. 276 00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:36,532 - Me? Perform a surgery? 277 00:17:39,035 --> 00:17:41,437 - Oh, yeah, this is the life. 278 00:17:41,439 --> 00:17:46,875 And best of all, there's no SpongeBob here to ruin it. 279 00:17:46,877 --> 00:17:50,946 - Oh, boy, surgery. And on my first day too. 280 00:17:50,948 --> 00:17:54,383 - SpongeBob? No! What are you doing here? 281 00:17:54,385 --> 00:17:57,486 - Nighty night, Mr. Tentacles. 282 00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:59,622 - Wait, wait, no, no, no, no! 283 00:18:04,027 --> 00:18:07,563 - Oh, hi, everybody. Hi, SpongeBob. 284 00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:09,832 - Doctor, the patient's over here, 285 00:18:09,834 --> 00:18:11,333 and he's ready for you to begin. 286 00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:16,405 - Oh, we're most eager to see which tool you select first. 287 00:18:16,407 --> 00:18:20,542 - Hmm, mm—mm-mm—mm. Let me see. 288 00:18:20,544 --> 00:18:24,780 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Phew. 289 00:18:24,782 --> 00:18:25,981 Here we go. 290 00:18:32,823 --> 00:18:37,026 Ooh! Ah! 291 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,895 - Okay, SpongeBob, this can't be too hard. 292 00:18:39,897 --> 00:18:43,032 Just make an incision here, and—no! 293 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,601 Shoot! Son of a gun! 294 00:18:45,603 --> 00:18:47,569 Ah, my bad. 295 00:18:47,571 --> 00:18:49,938 - I'll take that. 296 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:53,676 - Ah-ha! Mmm, sushi. 297 00:18:59,984 --> 00:19:02,051 Eeh. 298 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:06,689 He's uh, really going to pieces over this nose job. 299 00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:10,926 Oh. Thank you. 300 00:19:10,928 --> 00:19:14,029 Let's try again, shall we? 301 00:19:18,935 --> 00:19:20,703 Order up! 302 00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:30,779 Yow! That shouldn't be in there. 303 00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:34,483 Ooh! 304 00:19:36,921 --> 00:19:39,455 What? 305 00:19:39,457 --> 00:19:40,589 Oh. 306 00:19:40,591 --> 00:19:41,857 - Ta-da! 307 00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:49,865 Nurse, sponge. 308 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:55,971 - Thank you, nurse. 309 00:19:55,973 --> 00:19:58,440 - I can't see! I can't see! 310 00:19:58,442 --> 00:20:02,177 I want to see! 311 00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:09,084 I still can't see. 312 00:20:18,462 --> 00:20:19,461 - Ta da! 313 00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:26,702 There we go. 314 00:20:26,704 --> 00:20:27,903 You can wake him up now, nurse. 315 00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:31,140 What—what happened? 316 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:34,476 - I finished your nose job, you silly goose. 317 00:20:34,478 --> 00:20:35,577 Take a look. 318 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:36,979 - SpongeBob, you idiot. 319 00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:39,548 This isn't even close to what I wanted. 320 00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:42,017 - Well, why didn't you say so? Oh, nurse! 321 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:46,588 - Wait, no, no, no! I want a different doctor. I— 322 00:20:49,926 --> 00:20:52,060 No. 323 00:20:52,062 --> 00:20:54,096 No. No. 324 00:20:54,098 --> 00:20:56,498 No. No. 325 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,834 No. No. 326 00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:01,503 No! No. 327 00:21:01,505 --> 00:21:05,107 No. No—o—o—o—o! 328 00:21:10,013 --> 00:21:14,016 Stop! I don't want to change my nose anymore. 329 00:21:14,018 --> 00:21:17,219 SpongeBob, I'll do anything. Anything at— 330 00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:20,989 - How's about the Squidward Classic? 331 00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:22,691 - Hey, not bad. 332 00:21:22,693 --> 00:21:25,027 This looks even better than my old nose. 333 00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:28,864 - Well, I did have to use a few of your other body parts 334 00:21:28,866 --> 00:21:31,300 to re-sculpt it. 335 00:21:31,302 --> 00:21:34,236 D'oh! Look at the time. I have to go to work. 336 00:21:34,238 --> 00:21:36,905 - But you're a doctor. You're at work. 337 00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:38,540 - No, I'm just a fry cook. 338 00:21:38,542 --> 00:21:41,577 But it was fun playing with you guys. Bye! 339 00:21:41,579 --> 00:21:45,681 - Fry cook? Ooh. 340 00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:47,249 - Don't be afraid, ladies. 341 00:21:47,251 --> 00:21:50,686 This sinus Adonis is on the market.