1 00:00:13,303 --> 00:00:16,070 Mmm! 2 00:00:24,948 --> 00:00:25,914 Ooh! 3 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:30,385 - Excuse me! 4 00:00:30,387 --> 00:00:34,022 Who, may I ask, cooked this patty? 5 00:00:34,024 --> 00:00:36,124 SpongeBob Squarepants! 6 00:00:36,126 --> 00:00:38,226 - Did somebody call my name? 7 00:00:38,228 --> 00:00:41,262 - Is there a problem with your sandwich, sir? 8 00:00:41,264 --> 00:00:41,930 - Yes! 9 00:00:41,932 --> 00:00:44,032 I feel like I could die... 10 00:00:44,935 --> 00:00:46,668 And go to heaven. 11 00:00:48,972 --> 00:00:49,871 - Oh, please, sir. 12 00:00:49,873 --> 00:00:50,805 Don't. Stop. 13 00:00:50,807 --> 00:00:52,240 You really can stop, sir. 14 00:00:52,242 --> 00:00:55,143 Everyone seems to really like the Krabby Patty. 15 00:00:55,145 --> 00:00:57,245 - Some people started calling it 16 00:00:57,247 --> 00:00:59,814 the "SpongeBob Patty." 17 00:00:59,816 --> 00:01:01,416 - What? That's ridiculous. 18 00:01:01,418 --> 00:01:04,252 It's always been The Krabby Patty. 19 00:01:04,687 --> 00:01:06,421 - One SpongeBob Patty, please. 20 00:01:06,423 --> 00:01:07,055 - Huh? 21 00:01:07,057 --> 00:01:09,123 - Maybe you should change the name of this place 22 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:13,094 from the Krusty Krab to SpongeBob's Place. 23 00:01:13,096 --> 00:01:15,129 Ha, ha, ha! 24 00:01:15,131 --> 00:01:18,333 - Hey, that's a great idea! 25 00:01:18,335 --> 00:01:20,001 SpongeBob's Place! 26 00:01:20,003 --> 00:01:21,369 SpongeBob's Place! 27 00:01:21,371 --> 00:01:23,037 SpongeBob's Place! 28 00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:23,938 SpongeBob's Place! 29 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:27,342 SpongeBob's Place! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 30 00:01:27,344 --> 00:01:29,344 Krusty Krab! 31 00:01:29,346 --> 00:01:31,179 Krusty Krab! 32 00:01:31,181 --> 00:01:32,714 Krusty Krab! 33 00:01:32,716 --> 00:01:34,816 Krusty Krab! 34 00:01:35,819 --> 00:01:37,018 - Come on, guys! 35 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,119 Krusty Krab! 36 00:01:38,121 --> 00:01:38,886 Krusty Krab! 37 00:01:38,888 --> 00:01:40,688 SpongeBob's Place! 38 00:01:40,690 --> 00:01:41,456 SpongeBob's Place! 39 00:01:41,458 --> 00:01:42,924 - Help! - SpongeBob's Place! 40 00:01:42,926 --> 00:01:43,591 - Admit it. 41 00:01:43,593 --> 00:01:46,461 Without SpongeBob, you'd be nothing. 42 00:01:46,463 --> 00:01:47,428 - Well, that's not true. 43 00:01:47,430 --> 00:01:49,831 I'm the one who created the SpongeBob Pa— 44 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:50,865 I mean, the Krabby Patty! 45 00:01:57,974 --> 00:01:58,906 - Whoa! 46 00:02:00,843 --> 00:02:01,743 - All right, Mr. Krabs. 47 00:02:01,745 --> 00:02:04,045 If you think the Krusty Krab is haunted 48 00:02:04,047 --> 00:02:04,912 and needs ghostbusting, 49 00:02:04,914 --> 00:02:07,448 I'll stay away for a while. 50 00:02:08,450 --> 00:02:09,851 - Haunted, eh? 51 00:02:09,853 --> 00:02:11,786 - Don't you believe in ghosts? 52 00:02:11,788 --> 00:02:12,453 - Oh, admit it! 53 00:02:12,455 --> 00:02:15,056 You're jealous of SpongeBob! 54 00:02:15,058 --> 00:02:16,290 - Of course not! 55 00:02:16,292 --> 00:02:17,258 But I'll be cooking 56 00:02:17,260 --> 00:02:19,327 the Krabby Patties from now on. 57 00:02:19,329 --> 00:02:20,862 Krabby Patties. 58 00:02:20,864 --> 00:02:22,330 Named after me, 59 00:02:22,332 --> 00:02:24,465 Mr. Krabby! 60 00:02:27,836 --> 00:02:29,404 Whoa! 61 00:02:29,406 --> 00:02:31,172 Ouch. 62 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:35,043 What do we do now, Gary? 63 00:02:35,045 --> 00:02:38,780 We've read every book and played every game. 64 00:02:38,782 --> 00:02:39,447 Hey, I know! 65 00:02:39,449 --> 00:02:41,883 How about another makeover? 66 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:46,287 - You know, I can't go to the Krusty Krab. 67 00:02:46,289 --> 00:02:48,790 But I can play Krusty Krab! 68 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,794 - Oh! This can be the register boat. 69 00:02:52,796 --> 00:02:54,929 And you can be Squidward. 70 00:02:54,931 --> 00:02:56,964 Ooh-whoo! 71 00:02:56,966 --> 00:02:58,866 Ooh-whoo! 72 00:02:58,868 --> 00:03:01,202 Yoink! 73 00:03:02,572 --> 00:03:04,338 - What's that, Squidward? 74 00:03:04,340 --> 00:03:06,441 30 Krabby Patties? 75 00:03:06,443 --> 00:03:08,209 Coming right up! 76 00:03:09,445 --> 00:03:10,378 - Meow meow. 77 00:03:32,135 --> 00:03:35,069 Okay, everybody, order up! 78 00:03:36,839 --> 00:03:37,338 Hmm. 79 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,574 Guess I'm used to cooking Krabby Patties 80 00:03:39,576 --> 00:03:41,442 in mass quantities. 81 00:03:50,954 --> 00:03:51,552 - Ooh! 82 00:03:51,554 --> 00:03:53,821 Ooh! 83 00:03:55,492 --> 00:03:56,524 How's about making some more 84 00:03:56,526 --> 00:03:58,493 of those delicious patties? 85 00:03:58,495 --> 00:04:00,128 - I drew two more mouths on my face 86 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:02,029 so I could eat three at a time. 87 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:04,532 - Okay, you guys. 88 00:04:04,534 --> 00:04:06,167 Just make yourself comfortable. 89 00:04:06,169 --> 00:04:08,269 More patties on the way! 90 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:14,142 - Whoa! 91 00:04:14,144 --> 00:04:16,010 - These are being sent back. 92 00:04:19,716 --> 00:04:21,115 What? What's wrong with them? 93 00:04:21,117 --> 00:04:23,417 - Customers said to make them good... 94 00:04:23,419 --> 00:04:24,952 like they used to be. 95 00:04:24,954 --> 00:04:26,254 - Like they used to be? 96 00:04:26,256 --> 00:04:28,623 It's the same formula! 97 00:04:28,625 --> 00:04:30,124 - Hey! 98 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,093 I see the problem! 99 00:04:32,095 --> 00:04:34,529 SpongeBob's not in the kitchen! 100 00:04:34,531 --> 00:04:35,263 Huh? 101 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:39,333 - I don't think so. 102 00:04:39,335 --> 00:04:40,902 - I don't know why, but it's bad. 103 00:04:40,904 --> 00:04:43,004 - Let me out of this place. 104 00:04:43,006 --> 00:04:44,272 Wait! Wait! 105 00:04:44,274 --> 00:04:45,640 Please, don't go! 106 00:04:45,642 --> 00:04:48,209 We're having a two-for-one sale. 107 00:04:48,211 --> 00:04:50,077 For every two you buy, 108 00:04:50,079 --> 00:04:51,379 you can buy another one. 109 00:04:51,381 --> 00:04:53,881 Hold on, everybody! 110 00:04:53,883 --> 00:04:57,084 I think I hear SpongeBob's hideous laughter 111 00:04:57,086 --> 00:04:59,320 coming from the kitchen! 112 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:04,125 I'll show you that the customers are always wrong. 113 00:05:04,127 --> 00:05:05,960 - Oh, boy. 114 00:05:05,962 --> 00:05:06,928 Huh? 115 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:08,062 - Now, go ahead. 116 00:05:08,064 --> 00:05:09,564 Call attention to me. 117 00:05:09,566 --> 00:05:11,165 - Hey, everybody. 118 00:05:11,167 --> 00:05:14,335 Look who's back in the kitchen. 119 00:05:14,337 --> 00:05:16,270 - I'm ready! I'm ready! 120 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,472 - That's SpongeBob? 121 00:05:18,474 --> 00:05:21,175 Man, did he let himself go! 122 00:05:21,177 --> 00:05:21,943 - Who cares? 123 00:05:21,945 --> 00:05:23,344 I'll take a Krabby Patty! 124 00:05:23,346 --> 00:05:25,179 - I'll order some too! 125 00:05:25,181 --> 00:05:26,314 - Make mine a triple! 126 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:28,049 - Yeah! - My appetite's back! 127 00:05:29,619 --> 00:05:30,918 - Mmm. 128 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:31,485 - Yum. 129 00:05:31,487 --> 00:05:34,622 - Is everybody enjoying their Krabby Patties? 130 00:05:37,927 --> 00:05:41,362 Yes, it's very nice. 131 00:05:42,699 --> 00:05:46,033 It was me that cooked those patties! 132 00:05:46,035 --> 00:05:49,403 You're all enjoying my food! 133 00:05:50,473 --> 00:05:52,607 - I thought something was off. 134 00:05:54,978 --> 00:05:56,444 Oh, no, you don't! 135 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,154 Ha! 136 00:06:07,156 --> 00:06:08,222 Anyone who wants to leave 137 00:06:08,224 --> 00:06:11,225 has to go through me first. 138 00:06:15,598 --> 00:06:17,098 Ahh! 139 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,099 Ow! Eee! 140 00:06:18,101 --> 00:06:19,100 Hey! Oh! 141 00:06:19,102 --> 00:06:19,967 Whoa! Ah! 142 00:06:19,969 --> 00:06:21,002 Blazes! - G'night, boss! 143 00:06:21,004 --> 00:06:22,403 See you in the morning. - Ow! 144 00:06:22,405 --> 00:06:24,238 Eee! Hey! 145 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,709 "SpongeBob's Place"? 146 00:06:28,711 --> 00:06:31,045 What in the ocean? 147 00:06:31,047 --> 00:06:32,013 Pardon me. 148 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:32,980 Don't mind me! 149 00:06:32,982 --> 00:06:37,418 Just trying to get in my own front door! 150 00:06:38,221 --> 00:06:39,654 - You've reached the Health Department. 151 00:06:39,656 --> 00:06:42,556 If you'd like to leave a message, wait for the cough. 152 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:45,159 - Everybody's a comedian. 153 00:06:45,161 --> 00:06:46,427 This is Squidward Tentacles, 154 00:06:46,429 --> 00:06:48,229 and I'd like to lodge a complaint 155 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:50,731 about my neighbor SpongeBob. 156 00:06:52,235 --> 00:06:53,501 - That should do it, Mr. Krabs. 157 00:06:53,503 --> 00:06:56,370 You'll be good as new in no time. 158 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:58,005 - Wasting your time, boys. 159 00:06:58,007 --> 00:07:01,008 You should just take me straight to the morgue. 160 00:07:01,010 --> 00:07:02,209 I'm done. 161 00:07:03,146 --> 00:07:05,012 Stop! Stop here! 162 00:07:11,053 --> 00:07:12,320 - Ah! 163 00:07:15,757 --> 00:07:16,724 Make a hole! 164 00:07:26,802 --> 00:07:27,435 - Hey! 165 00:07:27,437 --> 00:07:28,369 - Oh, hello, Mr. Krabs. 166 00:07:28,371 --> 00:07:30,071 Place your order with Gary, please. 167 00:07:30,073 --> 00:07:31,105 And drop your money anywhere. 168 00:07:31,107 --> 00:07:32,606 I'm running out of places to put it. 169 00:07:32,608 --> 00:07:34,809 I don't even have time to count it. 170 00:07:38,648 --> 00:07:40,247 - Here, try one. 171 00:07:41,351 --> 00:07:43,250 Oh, it's delicious. 172 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:44,418 - Sorry, I ran out of napkins. 173 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,587 You'll have to use a $100 bill. 174 00:07:46,589 --> 00:07:50,725 - You deserve your own place. 175 00:07:54,364 --> 00:07:56,163 - Mr. Krabs, don't go! 176 00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:56,764 I need you. 177 00:07:56,766 --> 00:07:59,233 - Ah, what do you need me for? 178 00:07:59,235 --> 00:08:00,401 You got everything: 179 00:08:00,403 --> 00:08:02,169 a magic touch for cooking, 180 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:03,671 lots of customers, 181 00:08:03,673 --> 00:08:04,472 money. 182 00:08:04,474 --> 00:08:06,107 - I could use a boss. 183 00:08:06,109 --> 00:08:08,075 Someone to take all the credit 184 00:08:08,077 --> 00:08:09,176 and all the money. 185 00:08:09,178 --> 00:08:09,877 - Huh? Hmm. 186 00:08:09,879 --> 00:08:14,281 Well, I suppose I could do some bossing. 187 00:08:14,283 --> 00:08:17,151 How's 99% for me and 1% for you? 188 00:08:17,153 --> 00:08:19,787 - Oh, that's more than generous! 189 00:08:27,496 --> 00:08:31,632 Oh, no people are ever coming back here. 190 00:08:31,634 --> 00:08:33,334 Hey... no people. 191 00:08:33,336 --> 00:08:34,802 That's great! 192 00:08:34,804 --> 00:08:35,736 Because... 193 00:08:35,738 --> 00:08:38,572 I hate people! 194 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:05,332 - Huh? 195 00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:07,334 - Are you the owner of this food establishment? 196 00:09:07,336 --> 00:09:10,871 - Well, I do own 99% of SpongeBob's Place, 197 00:09:10,873 --> 00:09:12,440 so I guess that's a yes. 198 00:09:12,442 --> 00:09:13,841 But you'll have to stand in line 199 00:09:13,843 --> 00:09:15,309 if you want to place an order. 200 00:09:15,311 --> 00:09:16,744 - Yeah, well, I have an order for you. 201 00:09:16,746 --> 00:09:18,746 An order to shut down your restaurant. 202 00:09:18,748 --> 00:09:20,281 It's against city health codes 203 00:09:20,283 --> 00:09:21,916 to sell food in a pineapple. 204 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:25,619 Say, Andy, you gotta try these patties. 205 00:09:25,621 --> 00:09:26,887 They're delicious. 206 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:28,856 - Carl, you're eating contraband. 207 00:09:28,858 --> 00:09:31,225 - You're not the boss of me. 208 00:09:31,227 --> 00:09:31,892 - Uh, yeah! 209 00:09:31,894 --> 00:09:33,627 I totally am the boss of you! 210 00:09:33,629 --> 00:09:34,595 - Oh, what's going on? 211 00:09:34,597 --> 00:09:36,397 - We've been shut down. 212 00:09:36,399 --> 00:09:40,334 - Well, it was bun while it lasted. 213 00:09:41,471 --> 00:09:42,002 - Meow! 214 00:09:42,004 --> 00:09:44,371 - You know, I know of an empty restaurant 215 00:09:44,373 --> 00:09:46,674 that's got all its papers in order. 216 00:09:46,676 --> 00:09:48,242 We can move in right away. 217 00:09:48,244 --> 00:09:49,577 - Did you get rid of the ghost? 218 00:09:49,579 --> 00:09:53,614 - Yeah, the ghost is gone. 219 00:10:00,256 --> 00:10:02,223 - Sounds like it's still haunted. 220 00:10:13,402 --> 00:10:14,869 - Mr. Squidward! 221 00:10:15,972 --> 00:10:17,638 And... uh... 222 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,307 oh... 223 00:10:25,814 --> 00:10:27,848 - You know, I've been doing some thinking. 224 00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:29,884 You're a big part of this place, boy-o, 225 00:10:29,886 --> 00:10:33,354 and I believe I should share the name with you. 226 00:10:33,356 --> 00:10:34,054 Take a gander. 227 00:10:34,056 --> 00:10:35,856 - I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. 228 00:10:35,858 --> 00:10:36,824 It looks the same. 229 00:10:36,826 --> 00:10:38,459 - Well, climb up there! 230 00:10:38,461 --> 00:10:40,327 Get a closer look. 231 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,364 Where? 232 00:10:43,366 --> 00:10:46,300 - Under the words "Krusty Krab." 233 00:10:46,302 --> 00:10:48,335 - "The Krusty Krab"... 234 00:10:48,871 --> 00:10:50,938 "And SpongeBob's Place." 235 00:10:50,940 --> 00:10:54,308 Oh, Mr. Krabs, you're the best! 236 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,409 Whoo! 237 00:11:11,661 --> 00:11:14,328 - Oh, Planky-bear. 238 00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:15,930 Plankton. 239 00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:19,033 - Plankton! 240 00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:19,900 - What? 241 00:11:19,902 --> 00:11:20,734 What is it, Karen? 242 00:11:20,736 --> 00:11:22,703 Can't you see I'm working here? 243 00:11:22,705 --> 00:11:24,705 - Yes, but I wanted to show you 244 00:11:24,707 --> 00:11:26,440 my new screen saver. 245 00:11:26,442 --> 00:11:27,841 What do you think? 246 00:11:27,843 --> 00:11:28,509 - Great. 247 00:11:28,511 --> 00:11:29,443 - You didn't even look. 248 00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:30,844 No, I didn't. 249 00:11:30,846 --> 00:11:32,780 Can't you see I'm working on 250 00:11:32,782 --> 00:11:34,448 my new molecular analyzer? 251 00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:38,018 Now all I need is the smallest molecule of a patty, 252 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:40,054 and the formula will be mine! 253 00:11:40,056 --> 00:11:41,055 - Just tell me if I should 254 00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:44,625 permanently upload this screen saver! 255 00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:45,492 - I said not... 256 00:11:45,494 --> 00:11:48,562 Now-ow-ow! 257 00:11:49,799 --> 00:11:52,967 Ow! 258 00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:07,514 - Analyzing. 259 00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:09,049 30% mean guy, 260 00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:11,385 20% spiteful monster, 261 00:12:11,387 --> 00:12:13,621 50% evil butthead. 262 00:12:13,623 --> 00:12:14,922 Sample is... 263 00:12:14,924 --> 00:12:18,125 100% big jerk. 264 00:12:20,129 --> 00:12:21,128 - I have also analyzed 265 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:22,863 your screen saver, Karen. 266 00:12:22,865 --> 00:12:24,598 It is most beautiful. 267 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,600 - No one asked you. 268 00:12:27,436 --> 00:12:29,403 Are you happy now, Karen? 269 00:12:29,405 --> 00:12:30,104 - No, I'm not. 270 00:12:30,106 --> 00:12:33,140 I was just trying to make myself pretty for you, 271 00:12:33,142 --> 00:12:34,041 but do you even care? 272 00:12:34,043 --> 00:12:37,044 All you ever do is make stupid schemes 273 00:12:37,046 --> 00:12:39,446 about stupid sandwiches! 274 00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,080 - Stupid? 275 00:12:40,082 --> 00:12:42,516 Your new screen saver is stupid, 276 00:12:42,518 --> 00:12:45,819 and it makes your processor look fat! 277 00:12:47,056 --> 00:12:48,989 - What? 278 00:12:48,991 --> 00:12:49,690 - Oop. 279 00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:51,091 Okay, let's all calm down 280 00:12:51,093 --> 00:12:53,761 before you say something you'll regret. 281 00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:54,528 - You know what? 282 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:56,597 No one talks to me like that. 283 00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:57,164 Get out! 284 00:12:57,166 --> 00:12:58,599 - I will not get out. 285 00:12:58,601 --> 00:12:59,867 This is my restaurant, 286 00:12:59,869 --> 00:13:01,969 and no one can make me... 287 00:13:01,971 --> 00:13:03,103 leave! 288 00:13:03,105 --> 00:13:04,772 Ow! 289 00:13:04,774 --> 00:13:06,507 Karen, baby. 290 00:13:06,509 --> 00:13:07,308 Come on, sugar lips, 291 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,677 you know I'm sorry for everything I said. 292 00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:11,879 - I accept your apology. 293 00:13:11,881 --> 00:13:14,682 - I wasn't talking to you, idiot! 294 00:13:16,986 --> 00:13:18,719 Pain! 295 00:13:19,154 --> 00:13:20,821 Okay, Karen, fun is fun, 296 00:13:20,823 --> 00:13:22,456 but it's time to let me back in. 297 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:25,159 Come on, I really need to use the potty! 298 00:13:26,562 --> 00:13:29,663 Fine, I don't need you or the Chum Bucket! 299 00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:31,699 I got plenty of friends around here 300 00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:34,068 who would love to take me in. 301 00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:36,837 So is it cool if I crash here? - No. 302 00:13:36,839 --> 00:13:38,972 - Then can I just use your bath room? 303 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,475 - Plankton, I know where this is going. 304 00:13:41,477 --> 00:13:44,511 I'd love it if you'd stay with me! 305 00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:45,179 - Are you crazy? 306 00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,748 You're the most annoying sponge in the sea. 307 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:48,716 I wouldn't stay with you 308 00:13:48,718 --> 00:13:52,052 if you were the last person in Bikini Bottom. 309 00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:55,656 - Suit yourself. 310 00:13:56,659 --> 00:13:58,559 - Okay, fine! 311 00:14:03,599 --> 00:14:04,698 Whew! 312 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:05,566 Much better. 313 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,867 Thanks for letting me use your bathroom. 314 00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:09,269 Silly, that's not my bathroom. 315 00:14:09,271 --> 00:14:10,170 - Well, in that case, 316 00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:12,172 you're gonna need some new shoes. 317 00:14:12,174 --> 00:14:12,873 - Oh, boy! 318 00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:15,676 Does this mean you're gonna stay with me? 319 00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:16,944 - Yes! 320 00:14:16,946 --> 00:14:17,811 - Yeah! 321 00:14:19,215 --> 00:14:21,582 We're gonna be the best roommates ever! 322 00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,751 Oh! Wanna do each other's hair? 323 00:14:23,753 --> 00:14:26,587 - Oh, forget this! 324 00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:34,094 - Oh, my love, what a fool I've been. 325 00:14:34,096 --> 00:14:37,631 You've always been the only one for me. 326 00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:44,872 - Aw, Plankton. 327 00:14:44,874 --> 00:14:45,939 I am so sorry that 328 00:14:45,941 --> 00:14:47,741 Karen threw you out. 329 00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:49,042 - Threw me out? 330 00:14:49,044 --> 00:14:50,244 I threw her in! 331 00:14:50,246 --> 00:14:52,112 - Hey, this is your safe place. 332 00:14:52,114 --> 00:14:55,582 It's okay to talk about your feelings. 333 00:14:55,584 --> 00:14:57,017 Oh, somebody's tense! 334 00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,652 - Hey! What? 335 00:14:58,654 --> 00:14:59,653 Get off! 336 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:00,654 Get—Oh! 337 00:15:02,558 --> 00:15:03,657 Oh, that's the spot. 338 00:15:03,659 --> 00:15:06,860 - Now, tell SpongeBob why you and Karen got into a fight. 339 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,029 - I don't know, I was just doing 340 00:15:09,031 --> 00:15:10,864 the same things I always do. 341 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,099 - Well, if Karen threw you out 342 00:15:12,101 --> 00:15:13,967 for doing the same things you always do, 343 00:15:13,969 --> 00:15:15,936 maybe you should learn to not do 344 00:15:15,938 --> 00:15:17,704 the same things you always do! 345 00:15:17,706 --> 00:15:18,739 - But I'm the best. 346 00:15:18,741 --> 00:15:21,008 - Well, sometimes you can get a little... 347 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:21,909 aggressive. 348 00:15:21,911 --> 00:15:23,744 - Me, aggressive? 349 00:15:23,746 --> 00:15:25,045 How dare you? 350 00:15:30,052 --> 00:15:31,151 Maybe you're right. 351 00:15:31,153 --> 00:15:33,754 I can be a big jerk sometimes. 352 00:15:33,756 --> 00:15:38,692 I command you to help me be a nicer person! 353 00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:41,195 I mean, will you please, 354 00:15:41,197 --> 00:15:43,697 please help me be a nicer person 355 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:46,233 so Karen will take me back? 356 00:15:46,235 --> 00:15:49,803 - Plankton, in a word: yes! 357 00:15:51,339 --> 00:15:53,841 - What is that dimwit doing here? 358 00:15:53,843 --> 00:15:55,809 - Ahh! Oh, behind me! 359 00:15:55,811 --> 00:15:57,678 Oh, get away! 360 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,979 - Will you stop that? 361 00:15:58,981 --> 00:16:00,647 There's no one behind you! 362 00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:02,850 You're the dimwit. 363 00:16:02,852 --> 00:16:05,252 - Oh. 364 00:16:05,254 --> 00:16:06,086 Thanks! 365 00:16:06,088 --> 00:16:07,054 - All right, Plankton, 366 00:16:07,056 --> 00:16:09,223 the first step to becoming a nicer person 367 00:16:09,225 --> 00:16:10,657 is being thoughtful. 368 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:11,925 Try holding a door for someone. 369 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,162 It's simple, and it makes people happy. 370 00:16:15,164 --> 00:16:16,396 Like this. 371 00:16:16,398 --> 00:16:17,030 After you. 372 00:16:17,032 --> 00:16:20,267 I'm happy, SpongeBob! 373 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,772 - Can someone get me out of here? 374 00:16:25,774 --> 00:16:27,074 Whew! 375 00:16:27,076 --> 00:16:28,375 - All right, Plankton. Now you try! 376 00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:31,778 - Fine, but if he kisses me, I'm gonna lose it. 377 00:16:34,016 --> 00:16:37,351 - Ugh. After you. 378 00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:46,994 Whoa! 379 00:16:48,696 --> 00:16:50,931 - Try this one. 380 00:16:50,933 --> 00:16:52,032 - After you. 381 00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,734 - But I can't fit through there. 382 00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:57,170 - How dare you reject my act of kindness! 383 00:16:57,172 --> 00:16:58,071 Yah! - Ahh! 384 00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:01,808 - Plankton, no! 385 00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:03,310 - Can someone get me out of here? 386 00:17:06,948 --> 00:17:07,781 Okay, Plankton, 387 00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:09,883 since you don't seem to be able to do something nice, 388 00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:11,785 in this lesson you're going to learn 389 00:17:11,787 --> 00:17:13,453 to say something nice. 390 00:17:13,455 --> 00:17:14,788 - Easy! 391 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:15,322 - Great. 392 00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:17,925 So turn to Patrick and say something nice. 393 00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:22,162 - Say something nice. 394 00:17:22,164 --> 00:17:22,763 - Uh... 395 00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:27,267 Patrick, you are not a total moron. 396 00:17:27,269 --> 00:17:28,702 Just half of one. 397 00:17:28,704 --> 00:17:30,003 - No, try again. 398 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:30,537 - Fine. 399 00:17:30,539 --> 00:17:34,241 Your color pink is not so repugnant. 400 00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:35,242 - Thanks! 401 00:17:35,244 --> 00:17:36,877 I like... um... 402 00:17:36,879 --> 00:17:37,945 your antennas. 403 00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,814 - What? What's wrong with my antennas? 404 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,183 - Plankton, Patrick was complimenting you. 405 00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:44,084 - Yeah, right. 406 00:17:44,086 --> 00:17:46,086 You two are mocking me! 407 00:17:47,156 --> 00:17:48,288 - Hey, SpongeBob? 408 00:17:48,290 --> 00:17:50,424 Do you think this is working? 409 00:17:50,426 --> 00:17:53,226 - No, I think we better try something else. 410 00:17:57,765 --> 00:18:00,033 It's no use, SpongeBob. 411 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,469 I'm just too brilliant to be nice. 412 00:18:02,471 --> 00:18:04,838 I'll never get Karen back now. 413 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:05,739 - Oh, yes, you will! 414 00:18:05,741 --> 00:18:08,942 We obviously can't fix your terrible insides, 415 00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:10,210 but maybe, just maybe, 416 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:13,747 we can work on your terrible outsides. 417 00:18:13,749 --> 00:18:15,349 Makeover time! 418 00:18:28,297 --> 00:18:29,529 - Brother. 419 00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:44,311 Forget it, SpongeBob. 420 00:18:44,313 --> 00:18:46,380 Karen's the perfect 421 00:18:46,382 --> 00:18:48,382 so smart, so conniving. 422 00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:51,885 Ah, she's never gonna take me back. 423 00:18:51,887 --> 00:18:52,786 - Oh, yes, she is. 424 00:18:52,788 --> 00:18:54,988 You just need to do something big. 425 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:56,823 Be vulnerable, be sweet. 426 00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:58,291 Show Karen your heart. 427 00:18:58,293 --> 00:18:59,993 - That's a great idea! 428 00:18:59,995 --> 00:19:03,063 I'll cook up a scheme to make her jealous 429 00:19:03,065 --> 00:19:04,898 and crush her spirit! 430 00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:08,268 - That wasn't even close to what I said. 431 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:09,036 - Sure it was. 432 00:19:09,038 --> 00:19:11,371 And I know just how to do it. 433 00:19:12,508 --> 00:19:15,075 - Okay, I feel uncomfortable. 434 00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:17,110 Plankton, are you sure about this? 435 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,578 - Of course I'm sure. 436 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:20,814 Now, start doing a robot voice. 437 00:19:20,816 --> 00:19:23,150 Remember, you're not SpongeBob anymore; 438 00:19:23,152 --> 00:19:25,118 you're Shelby Naughtica. 439 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,454 Oh, I like that! 440 00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:30,123 Boop beep! Beep boop boop! 441 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,359 - Welcome to the Chum Bucket! 442 00:19:32,361 --> 00:19:33,193 Oh. 443 00:19:33,195 --> 00:19:34,428 It's you. 444 00:19:34,430 --> 00:19:35,429 What do you want? 445 00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:36,229 - Yes, hello. 446 00:19:36,231 --> 00:19:39,433 I would like your most romantic table 447 00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:42,269 for myself and my beautiful date, 448 00:19:42,271 --> 00:19:43,970 Shelby Naughtica, 449 00:19:43,972 --> 00:19:44,604 the robot. 450 00:19:44,606 --> 00:19:47,374 - Beep boop! 451 00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:49,009 - Hmm. 452 00:19:49,011 --> 00:19:51,111 Hmm. 453 00:19:51,113 --> 00:19:52,512 Mm-hmm. 454 00:19:52,514 --> 00:19:54,114 Shelby Naughtica, huh? 455 00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:57,350 Oh, what a beautiful name. 456 00:19:57,352 --> 00:19:58,251 - Thank you! 457 00:19:58,253 --> 00:19:59,252 - Ow! 458 00:19:59,254 --> 00:20:01,288 I mean, thank you. 459 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:03,457 Whoa! Beep boop beep bo boop! 460 00:20:03,459 --> 00:20:08,295 - I'll be right back with our lovers' special. 461 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:11,331 This is going so great, SpongeBob! 462 00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,433 Karen is totally jealous. 463 00:20:13,435 --> 00:20:14,234 - Here we go. 464 00:20:14,236 --> 00:20:17,304 I whipped up a special batch of chum for you, 465 00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:19,172 and for your lovely robot date, 466 00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:23,043 a bucket of grease chock-full of nuts and bolts. 467 00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:24,878 - Plankton, I don't want to eat this! 468 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,548 - Don't you ruin this for me, SpongeBoob. 469 00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,283 Just eat it! 470 00:20:34,957 --> 00:20:36,156 Ugh. 471 00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:39,493 Oh, my dear Shelby Naughtica, 472 00:20:39,495 --> 00:20:41,661 you are the most beautiful woman 473 00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:44,030 I've ever laid my eye on. 474 00:20:44,032 --> 00:20:45,098 - Oh, Plankton-poo! 475 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,100 You say the sweetest things. 476 00:20:47,102 --> 00:20:49,136 Oh, brother. 477 00:20:49,138 --> 00:20:52,372 - I never knew what love was until I met you. 478 00:20:52,374 --> 00:20:53,006 - Oh! 479 00:20:53,008 --> 00:20:56,943 You have made me the happiest girl robot in the world! 480 00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:58,512 - Hey, you! 481 00:20:58,514 --> 00:21:00,647 Get your hands off my man! 482 00:21:00,649 --> 00:21:02,115 - You better step off, lady. 483 00:21:02,117 --> 00:21:04,284 No one can make Plankton happy like I can. 484 00:21:04,286 --> 00:21:07,154 We are soulmates, and we're going to get married 485 00:21:07,156 --> 00:21:09,556 and print 1,347 babies. 486 00:21:09,558 --> 00:21:10,323 - 1,000 what? 487 00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:12,125 - Oh, well, you're really in love. 488 00:21:12,127 --> 00:21:13,360 I won't stand in your way. 489 00:21:13,362 --> 00:21:15,262 Plankton's all yours. 490 00:21:15,264 --> 00:21:16,229 - Yeah! 491 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:16,797 - No! 492 00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:18,198 The whole point of this scheme 493 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,000 was for me to get Karen back, 494 00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,968 and now you're ruining it! 495 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:22,736 - Sorry, Plankton. 496 00:21:22,738 --> 00:21:25,305 You just said such nice things to me. 497 00:21:25,307 --> 00:21:26,239 - Wait a second. 498 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,108 You're not just being a jerk? 499 00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,210 You mean, you cooked this whole 500 00:21:30,212 --> 00:21:33,013 stupid scheme up to win me back? 501 00:21:33,015 --> 00:21:34,181 - Of course I did. 502 00:21:34,183 --> 00:21:36,516 I'd do anything for you, baby, 503 00:21:36,518 --> 00:21:39,152 even hang out with this moron. 504 00:21:39,154 --> 00:21:40,520 - Oh, that is so sweet! 505 00:21:40,522 --> 00:21:42,522 - Get over here, you. 506 00:21:43,325 --> 00:21:47,260 Ew, it's that fat screen saver again. 507 00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:47,794 - What? 508 00:21:47,796 --> 00:21:49,196 - Now, Karen, take it easy. 509 00:21:49,198 --> 00:21:50,697 - I'm gonna go now. 510 00:21:50,699 --> 00:21:52,132 - My motherboard was right about you. 511 00:21:52,134 --> 00:21:53,633 She warned me about you. 512 00:21:53,635 --> 00:21:56,303 - And I should have listened to her.