1 00:00:27,845 --> 00:00:30,880 - Meow, meow, meow, meow. 2 00:00:33,551 --> 00:00:34,817 - Yeah, I am ripped. 3 00:00:38,156 --> 00:00:39,121 - Meow! 4 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:41,590 Meow. 5 00:00:49,534 --> 00:00:50,533 Whoa! 6 00:00:57,442 --> 00:01:00,509 - Hey there, have you recently been involved in an accident? 7 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:03,579 Well, have you? - Well, yes. Yes, I have. 8 00:01:03,581 --> 00:01:06,682 - Well, then you need life insurance. 9 00:01:06,684 --> 00:01:07,750 - Life insurance? 10 00:01:07,752 --> 00:01:09,585 - What? Is there an echo in here? 11 00:01:09,587 --> 00:01:10,686 Do yourself a favor, kiddo. 12 00:01:10,688 --> 00:01:14,623 Sign here, and you'll be protected. 13 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:16,726 - I—hmm? No. Um... no. 14 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,794 Wait—no. 15 00:01:18,796 --> 00:01:20,062 Wait— - Here! 16 00:01:20,064 --> 00:01:22,765 - Ah! Okay, thanks. 17 00:01:23,568 --> 00:01:27,002 - And while you're at it, clumsy, why not buy two? 18 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,138 - Okay. 19 00:01:31,442 --> 00:01:33,109 - Ooh! 20 00:01:34,545 --> 00:01:38,147 - Hey, SpongeBob! You're in your underwear. 21 00:01:38,149 --> 00:01:39,515 That's cool. 22 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,016 I got your mail. 23 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:41,851 What is it? 24 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:46,455 - It's my life insurance. I got one for you too. 25 00:01:46,457 --> 00:01:48,457 - Oh, boy! Life insurance! 26 00:01:48,459 --> 00:01:50,226 Life insurance! 27 00:01:50,228 --> 00:01:51,460 Life insurance! 28 00:01:51,462 --> 00:01:52,995 Life insurance! 29 00:01:52,997 --> 00:01:55,097 Life insurance! 30 00:01:55,099 --> 00:01:57,099 What's life insurance? 31 00:01:57,101 --> 00:01:58,934 - I'm not sure, but I think it means 32 00:01:58,936 --> 00:02:02,505 that for the rest of our lives, we are protected. 33 00:02:02,507 --> 00:02:04,774 We can't get hurt. 34 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,909 - Mm... 35 00:02:08,579 --> 00:02:12,481 The contract tastes legitimate, 36 00:02:12,483 --> 00:02:14,049 but I don't believe it. 37 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:16,118 - Well, let's try to get hurt, and we'll see. 38 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:20,222 - Ha! Well, finally, something I'm good at. 39 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:25,094 - Remarkable. 40 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:28,197 - You can hit me all you want... 41 00:02:28,199 --> 00:02:29,698 - Yet I can't be damaged. 42 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:31,901 This life insurance is really working. 43 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:35,604 I've become unbreakable! 44 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,010 - Why, yes, I do race sea horses. 45 00:02:43,181 --> 00:02:45,614 Oh, I don't know if I'd call myself 46 00:02:45,616 --> 00:02:48,083 an international playboy. 47 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:56,225 - Just what are you two ignorami doing out here? 48 00:02:56,227 --> 00:02:57,960 - We're trying to hurt each other. 49 00:02:57,962 --> 00:03:00,029 - Oh! - Don't—hey—what the— 50 00:03:00,031 --> 00:03:02,598 - You got a sea spider on your head. 51 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,134 - It's not a sea spider, you dope. 52 00:03:05,136 --> 00:03:07,636 It's my hair. 53 00:03:07,638 --> 00:03:09,538 Mm... 54 00:03:12,076 --> 00:03:15,110 - Wait a second. Hurt each other? 55 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:18,948 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy seeing this. 56 00:03:21,619 --> 00:03:22,952 Whoa! 57 00:03:24,555 --> 00:03:25,287 - Stop! Stop! Stop! 58 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,023 I thought you said you were trying to hurt each other. 59 00:03:28,025 --> 00:03:29,058 - Uh-huh, we're trying. 60 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:31,193 - Well, you're not gonna do any damage 61 00:03:31,195 --> 00:03:33,062 with soft pillows. 62 00:03:33,064 --> 00:03:35,331 Here, try this. 63 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,734 - Okay. 64 00:03:38,736 --> 00:03:40,202 - Squidward was wrong. 65 00:03:40,204 --> 00:03:43,839 Didn't hurt him, just made him disappear. 66 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,144 Ah! Sea spider! 67 00:03:51,249 --> 00:03:53,682 Uh! 68 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:56,151 - Oh—oh, no, Patrick, I'm slipping... 69 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:58,220 and falling! 70 00:03:59,257 --> 00:04:01,357 I didn't even break a bone! 71 00:04:01,359 --> 00:04:02,124 - My turn! 72 00:04:02,126 --> 00:04:04,960 I'm losing my footing! 73 00:04:04,962 --> 00:04:05,628 No! 74 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:09,231 I survived a deadly fall unhurt! 75 00:04:09,233 --> 00:04:10,900 - Life insurance. 76 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:13,369 - Hi-ya! Hi-ya! 77 00:04:13,371 --> 00:04:16,839 - What? I can't hear you! 78 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:17,373 - Hi-ya! 79 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:22,711 - Turn the volume up inside of your voice! 80 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:24,947 - I said— 81 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:28,317 - Squidward, what were you yelling? 82 00:04:28,319 --> 00:04:29,852 - I was trying to say 83 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:34,123 you got to fall from something higher. 84 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:35,090 - Sea spider! 85 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:46,001 Ah! My baby. 86 00:04:47,071 --> 00:04:49,972 - Once again, I'm asking, 87 00:04:49,974 --> 00:04:52,174 what are you doing? - It's our final test. 88 00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:54,176 We're trying to get jellyfish to sting us 89 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:56,345 to prove we can't get hurt. 90 00:04:56,347 --> 00:04:57,746 - What? 91 00:05:00,685 --> 00:05:02,351 - Oh! Me! Me! Sting me! Over here! 92 00:05:02,353 --> 00:05:05,120 - Sting me, sting me, sting me. - Blast me with your venom! 93 00:05:05,122 --> 00:05:07,022 - Zap me with your pain juice! 94 00:05:07,024 --> 00:05:08,891 - Sting me, please! - Sting me, sting me, sting me. 95 00:05:08,893 --> 00:05:10,926 - You're the ones asking— 96 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:16,665 - Gee, Squidward, maybe you should get some life insurance. 97 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:19,268 - What are you yammering about? 98 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:22,171 - I bought some life insurance for Patrick and myself, 99 00:05:22,173 --> 00:05:24,139 and now we can never be hurt. 100 00:05:24,141 --> 00:05:27,109 - Yeah. To test out the life insurance, 101 00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:31,380 we even built a super dangerous obstacle course 102 00:05:31,382 --> 00:05:32,448 across the street. 103 00:05:32,450 --> 00:05:35,084 - We call it The Sushi Maker. 104 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:38,187 Squidward, I think you need this more than I. 105 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:43,192 I would like to present you with my life insurance policy. 106 00:05:43,194 --> 00:05:45,961 - Actually, you better take two, 107 00:05:45,963 --> 00:05:47,796 since you're kind of a klutz. 108 00:05:48,699 --> 00:05:51,200 - Better take two? Life insurance? 109 00:05:51,202 --> 00:05:52,701 You giblet heads! 110 00:05:52,703 --> 00:05:56,405 No piece of paper can protect a person from getting hurt. 111 00:05:58,242 --> 00:05:59,775 - Yay! It works! 112 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,043 - You're untouchable! 113 00:06:01,045 --> 00:06:04,113 - Oh, that was a coincidence. 114 00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:06,048 - Driving's hard. 115 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,090 Yay! Life insurance! 116 00:06:15,092 --> 00:06:17,059 - You are magically protected. 117 00:06:17,061 --> 00:06:18,761 - Whoo-hoo! - Whoo! 118 00:06:18,763 --> 00:06:21,263 - Oh, it was luck! Dumb luck! 119 00:06:22,233 --> 00:06:25,367 Look, I'll prove it. You stand here. 120 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:29,071 - Huh? Hmm? Oh. 121 00:06:29,073 --> 00:06:30,973 - You see, Squidward? You're immune! 122 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:32,808 - You can't be hurt! - Yeah! 123 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,411 - You are a cast-iron Squidward. 124 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:38,447 Life insurance! Life insurance! 125 00:06:38,449 --> 00:06:39,782 - Wow, I can't believe it, 126 00:06:39,784 --> 00:06:42,918 but you two sub-geniuses were right somehow. 127 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:47,056 I can't be broken. I'm indestructible! 128 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,458 I am shatterproof! 129 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:51,493 Watch this. 130 00:06:54,899 --> 00:06:55,998 - What you gonna do, Squidward? 131 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,099 - What does it look like? 132 00:06:57,101 --> 00:06:58,400 I'm running into a... 133 00:06:58,402 --> 00:07:00,536 Wall! 134 00:07:03,474 --> 00:07:05,808 Yes. That's just what it needed. 135 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:09,044 I'll call the painting "One Hole." 136 00:07:09,046 --> 00:07:10,279 Oh, it's genius! 137 00:07:11,882 --> 00:07:14,349 Ugh! Three holes? 138 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,385 That makes no sense! 139 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,053 - Did you see that? 140 00:07:18,055 --> 00:07:20,089 I ran right through a brick wall. 141 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,924 I'm hard as nails! 142 00:07:21,926 --> 00:07:25,327 Come on, world! Bring it on! 143 00:07:25,329 --> 00:07:28,997 - Hmm. 144 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:32,167 - Oh, perfect. 145 00:07:33,471 --> 00:07:36,405 - Pfft. Big tough guy. 146 00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:38,240 - What are you doing, Squidward? 147 00:07:38,242 --> 00:07:39,541 - Just watch. 148 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:44,413 - Enjoying your sherbert, Herbert? 149 00:07:44,415 --> 00:07:46,348 - My name's not Herbert. 150 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:47,916 - Oh, I know it's not. 151 00:07:47,918 --> 00:07:51,487 Your name is "Hey." What's your name? 152 00:07:51,489 --> 00:07:52,821 - Hey! 153 00:07:52,823 --> 00:07:55,491 - Told ya! Here, let me help you. 154 00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:01,263 - Funny, didn't feel a thing. 155 00:08:01,265 --> 00:08:03,165 - Uh, Squidward, I don't think you should lick that. 156 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:07,102 It's got germs. - Ha! Germs can't hurt me. 157 00:08:07,104 --> 00:08:09,571 Nothing can hurt me! 158 00:08:14,945 --> 00:08:15,677 As a matter of fact, 159 00:08:15,679 --> 00:08:17,079 do you know what I'm gonna do now? 160 00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:21,016 I'm gonna run your super dangerous obstacle course. 161 00:08:21,018 --> 00:08:23,085 You know why? 162 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:24,086 - Mm-mm. - No. 163 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:28,257 - Because now I've got moxie! 164 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:32,227 Wait, what's moxie? 165 00:08:46,977 --> 00:08:48,110 - What goes on, boyos? 166 00:08:48,112 --> 00:08:50,312 - Squidward is gonna try out The Sushi Maker. 167 00:08:50,314 --> 00:08:53,248 - Why does he want to do that? - Oh, don't worry, Mr. Krabs. 168 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:56,919 He's got life insurance. He can't be hurt. 169 00:08:56,921 --> 00:08:59,955 - That's not how life insurance works. 170 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:01,990 - It's not? - Course not! 171 00:09:01,992 --> 00:09:04,493 Life insurance is money the beneficiary gets 172 00:09:04,495 --> 00:09:05,994 when a person dies. 173 00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:07,996 By the way, who gets the money? 174 00:09:07,998 --> 00:09:09,064 - Well, let's see. 175 00:09:12,902 --> 00:09:15,237 No name here. - Hooray! 176 00:09:15,239 --> 00:09:16,038 Hmm. 177 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:20,175 Eugene H. Krabs. 178 00:09:20,177 --> 00:09:21,944 Go, Squidward! 179 00:09:21,946 --> 00:09:22,644 Yay! 180 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,580 Fly high! Do or die! 181 00:09:24,582 --> 00:09:27,616 Preferably the latter. 182 00:09:27,618 --> 00:09:30,185 - D-d-d-d-do or die? 183 00:09:30,187 --> 00:09:31,453 Squidward, come down! 184 00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:32,454 You're not invincible! 185 00:09:32,456 --> 00:09:34,223 Life insurance is not what you think! 186 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:37,359 You were right! Oh, it was just dumb luck. 187 00:09:37,361 --> 00:09:38,493 - Now I'm yelling too! 188 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:42,030 - Oh, what are those ninnies going on about now? 189 00:09:42,032 --> 00:09:43,632 I can't hear you! 190 00:09:43,634 --> 00:09:47,502 Just shut up and watch me. 191 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,204 Nah—hey! 192 00:09:49,206 --> 00:09:51,573 - Come back, Squidward! Don't do this! 193 00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:54,276 - Will you stop shaking it? 194 00:10:06,123 --> 00:10:07,289 No, no, no, no, no! 195 00:10:19,737 --> 00:10:22,337 Ow... Eeh! Eeh! Eeh! 196 00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:35,550 Ow... 197 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,352 - Hey, Squidward, guess what I learned today. 198 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:39,221 Apparently, a life insurance policy 199 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,622 doesn't protect a person from injury. 200 00:10:40,624 --> 00:10:46,094 Heh, how about that? - Ha, how 'bout that? 201 00:10:47,264 --> 00:10:52,768 - Squidward, how did you survive The Sushi Maker? 202 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,405 It had to be this. 203 00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:58,740 - Ah! Sea spider! 204 00:11:16,827 --> 00:11:18,160 - Look out! Oh! 205 00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:24,633 - Learn how to drive! 206 00:11:24,635 --> 00:11:28,637 - I'm trying! - Calm down, SpongeBob. 207 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:30,572 - Yes, Mrs. Puff. 208 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:32,874 Nothing soothes one's frazzled nerves 209 00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:33,942 like blowing bubbles! 210 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,580 - No blowing bubbles while driving! 211 00:11:43,252 --> 00:11:44,553 - Phew. 212 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,491 Whoa! 213 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,662 - I can't feel my big toe. 214 00:11:53,664 --> 00:11:55,697 - So, uh, how'd I do? 215 00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:56,698 - Get out! 216 00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:59,868 You're never getting a boating license. 217 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:07,342 But—but— - Never! Never! 218 00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,714 I'll never pass my driver's test, 219 00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:13,782 I'll never get my license, 220 00:12:13,784 --> 00:12:16,852 and I'll never know the joys of boat ownership! 221 00:12:16,854 --> 00:12:19,554 - Ooh... - It's really nice. 222 00:12:19,556 --> 00:12:21,957 - Oh, yeah, it's a turbo jet. 223 00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:26,628 390 sea horse power with 11-to-1 pop-up piston. 224 00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:30,565 We're talking some serious muscle! 225 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,872 - I love your boat, Larry! 226 00:12:51,588 --> 00:12:53,655 Oh, hey there, boyo! 227 00:12:53,657 --> 00:12:57,459 Lovely day for a boat wash. 228 00:12:57,461 --> 00:12:59,828 Isn't it? 229 00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:03,532 - Whoa. 230 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:06,868 Maybe I shouldn't have borrowed Pearl's shorts. 231 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:13,041 Hey, Patrick, you want to hang out? 232 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,643 - Wish I could, SpongeBob, 233 00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:19,414 but I'm kind of spending time with my boat right now. 234 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:20,382 - Your boat. 235 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,751 Sure, Patrick. See you later. 236 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,490 Catch! 237 00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:39,601 - You're a very good driver, SpongeBob, 238 00:13:39,603 --> 00:13:42,370 and my favorite student. 239 00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:45,941 Here's your license. 240 00:13:47,978 --> 00:13:49,611 - Ooh! 241 00:13:49,613 --> 00:13:50,579 Aww! 242 00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:55,550 If only I was as good at driving as I am at blowing bubbles. 243 00:13:56,487 --> 00:14:00,322 Oh! That's it! 244 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:05,727 - Whoa. - What is that? 245 00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:14,436 Oh! - All right, all right. 246 00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:25,447 Pleasant day for a drive, hey, Officer? 247 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:30,685 - Sir, I'm going to need to see your license for that, um... 248 00:14:30,687 --> 00:14:35,056 - You don't need a license to drive a bubble. 249 00:14:35,058 --> 00:14:37,659 - Hmm, I suppose you're right. 250 00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:38,994 Carry on, citizen. 251 00:14:47,838 --> 00:14:49,037 - Gary! 252 00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,372 - You'll never believe it. 253 00:14:50,374 --> 00:14:52,140 I was out driving all day. 254 00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:52,941 Yes, driving! 255 00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:54,609 First I drove down the street like this! 256 00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:58,446 Then I made a right turn on red like this. 257 00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:03,485 You should've been there, Gary. 258 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,387 Oh, it was like a dream come true. 259 00:15:08,058 --> 00:15:10,725 - Hmm? 260 00:15:10,727 --> 00:15:14,162 - I'm here for a bubble boat. - Yeah, me too! 261 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,830 - I want one! - Uh, yeah, yeah, me too. 262 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,632 - Yes, please. - One, please. 263 00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:19,167 - Oh, I'm not sure I have enough soap 264 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:21,436 to make this many bubble boats. 265 00:15:21,438 --> 00:15:23,038 - Please? 266 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:28,076 - Well, I suppose I could tap into my rainy day reserves. 267 00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,715 Gah. Gah! 268 00:15:39,055 --> 00:15:41,990 - One bubble boat coming up! 269 00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:46,061 - Thank you! 270 00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:48,697 - Down here, idiot! 271 00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:52,467 I want to strike fear in the hearts of other drivers. 272 00:15:52,469 --> 00:15:57,138 You got something terrifying in that wand for me, SpongeBob? 273 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:59,074 - I sure do, Plankton! 274 00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:07,215 - Oof! 275 00:16:10,754 --> 00:16:15,924 Ha-ha-ha, you fool! Now I will rule the streets! 276 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,627 Ouch! 277 00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:23,598 Strike fear... 278 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:28,937 - Hmm... blow me something that screams Larry, SpongeBob. 279 00:16:28,939 --> 00:16:31,239 - I'm on it, Larry! 280 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:40,882 - Now, this is what I call a muscle car! 281 00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:44,252 - I love your boat, Larry! 282 00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:54,496 I'll never blow enough bubble boats 283 00:16:54,498 --> 00:16:56,031 at this rate. 284 00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,799 Yahoo! 285 00:17:06,976 --> 00:17:10,845 Greetings, class. 286 00:17:10,847 --> 00:17:13,114 My name is— 287 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:17,585 Mrs. Puff. 288 00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:20,655 Oh, now that everyone's driving bubbles, 289 00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:23,191 they don't need licenses. 290 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:26,928 I guess there's just no place in this world 291 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:31,733 for an old driving instructor. 292 00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:36,171 Oh! 293 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,906 Bah! - Hey, watch it, lady! 294 00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:40,075 - Ah! - I'm driving over here! 295 00:17:40,077 --> 00:17:41,943 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Oh—wah! 296 00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:44,813 - Hey! pick a lane, butter-brain! 297 00:17:51,855 --> 00:17:55,223 - I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the boat, ma'am. 298 00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:56,858 Do you know why I pulled you over? 299 00:17:56,860 --> 00:18:00,028 - You ran my plates and saw my rap sheet? 300 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:00,795 - What? No. 301 00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:03,631 Your vehicle has been outlawed, ma'am. 302 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,034 Now that everyone drives bubble boats, 303 00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:08,937 real boats have been deemed too sharp and pointy 304 00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:10,171 to be street legal. 305 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,875 - But I've never driven a bubble. 306 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:18,613 Bubble boating school? 307 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,015 Please don't be SpongeBob. Please don't be SpongeBob. 308 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,352 Please don't be SpongeBob. Please don't be SpongeBob. 309 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,354 Please don't be SpongeBob. 310 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,723 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 311 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,026 Hi, Mrs. Puff. - Of course. 312 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,229 - You must be here for the bubble lessons. 313 00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:36,664 Don't worry, Mrs. P. 314 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,067 You'll be learning from a master. 315 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,273 Whoa! 316 00:18:48,245 --> 00:18:49,844 - Great. 317 00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:53,982 - Now, to get your bubble going, just pump your legs like this. 318 00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:01,156 - Oh! Ooh! 319 00:19:01,158 --> 00:19:04,793 Oh! - Nice start. 320 00:19:21,778 --> 00:19:24,078 Oh! 321 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,015 Fire! 322 00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:43,731 Oh! Ah! 323 00:19:43,733 --> 00:19:47,335 Hmm. Hah. Eeh. 324 00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:48,803 I did it. 325 00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:50,939 - Mrs. Puff, you're ready. 326 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,974 - Really? - Absolutely! 327 00:19:52,976 --> 00:19:55,743 You just need to pass your final test... 328 00:19:55,745 --> 00:19:56,845 out there. 329 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,348 Oh. 330 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:06,988 - Nice and easy. Doing great. 331 00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,457 - Hello! 332 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:13,261 - You know, this whole bubble boating thing 333 00:20:13,263 --> 00:20:14,429 isn't so bad. 334 00:20:14,431 --> 00:20:16,164 Maybe I could— 335 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,765 - Oh, no, Mrs. Puff! 336 00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:20,401 You got on the freeway by mistake! 337 00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:21,436 Look out! 338 00:20:22,272 --> 00:20:25,773 - It's okay! Just calm down! 339 00:20:25,775 --> 00:20:29,344 - Eeh! Oh! 340 00:20:35,952 --> 00:20:37,485 - Ah! Ah! 341 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:40,021 Ah! 342 00:20:40,023 --> 00:20:42,257 - Oh! 343 00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:46,160 - Oh! 344 00:20:47,731 --> 00:20:50,164 Ah! 345 00:20:52,736 --> 00:20:56,437 - Oh, no. What's gonna happen when they hit the surface? 346 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,525 - Oh! 347 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,461 - Doh! 348 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:22,897 - No more bubbles. 349 00:21:22,899 --> 00:21:23,565 Get them off me! 350 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:24,966 - Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. 351 00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:25,867 Even though it was bubbles 352 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,135 that caused all these problems, 353 00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:29,370 it was also bubbles that solved 'em. 354 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:31,906 That's kind of a wash, I guess. 355 00:21:31,908 --> 00:21:32,840 Get it? Wash? 356 00:21:32,842 --> 00:21:34,943 Soap? Bubbles? 357 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,912 - Give me that. Bubble boats are too unstable. 358 00:21:37,914 --> 00:21:40,114 They've been declared illegal. 359 00:21:40,116 --> 00:21:42,917 Everyone back to your regular boats! 360 00:21:45,288 --> 00:21:47,822 - Well, Mrs. Puff, looks like I have to get 361 00:21:47,824 --> 00:21:49,524 my boating license after all. 362 00:21:49,526 --> 00:21:50,558 See you tomorrow in class! 363 00:21:53,863 --> 00:21:57,031 - Oh, joy.