1 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:23,240 I wish to register a complaint. 2 00:00:26,150 --> 00:00:28,180 An urchin! 3 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:28,950 - Yuck! 4 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:32,190 - Hey lady, take your infested patty with you. 5 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:34,720 Okay, no need to panic, Squidward, 6 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,090 It's just a puny urchin. 7 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:39,160 Everything's gonna be fine as long as you... 8 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,260 smash it! Smash it! Smash it! 9 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,200 Phew. 10 00:00:53,010 --> 00:00:55,680 Squidward, I'm surprised at you. 11 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,380 That little urchin wasn't hurting anyone. 12 00:00:57,380 --> 00:00:59,810 He's still one of Neptune's creatures, 13 00:00:59,820 --> 00:01:02,450 no matter how small he is. 14 00:01:04,050 --> 00:01:07,060 This is where the magic happens, little urchin. 15 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,690 First we turn up the heat, 16 00:01:08,690 --> 00:01:10,330 but don't make it too hot. 17 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:13,060 Would you like to see a menu, monsieur? 18 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,400 - Ow! 19 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,070 - Okay, little guy, see you later. 20 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:23,200 Good thing he is a little guy. 21 00:01:23,210 --> 00:01:25,710 Ouch. 22 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,880 Ah! 23 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,300 What the shrimp? 24 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,470 Hey, what's going on here? 25 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:58,310 Whoa! That's too hot! 26 00:02:00,740 --> 00:02:04,050 Whoa! 27 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,780 Wow. 28 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:08,350 Oops. 29 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:19,890 I steamed myself tiny. 30 00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:23,060 - Whoo-hoo! I steamed myself tiny! 31 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:25,200 Whoo! 32 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,400 This place is huge! 33 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:31,140 My spatula's huge. 34 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:33,910 And just look at the size of my grill. 35 00:02:33,910 --> 00:02:36,440 It's huge! 36 00:02:36,450 --> 00:02:39,280 Ow! 37 00:02:52,830 --> 00:02:54,330 Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow! 38 00:02:54,330 --> 00:02:56,400 Ahh! 39 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,970 Ahh. 40 00:03:01,270 --> 00:03:03,300 Come on, flip. 41 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,140 Wha— 42 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:16,520 Uh-oh, the grill blew out. 43 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:21,390 Well... it isn't going to fix itself. 44 00:03:22,230 --> 00:03:24,860 That's one small step for SpongeBob, 45 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:29,260 one giant leap for... Wee! 46 00:03:29,270 --> 00:03:32,100 Whoa. 47 00:03:32,100 --> 00:03:33,870 Bob. 48 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:38,270 Whew. Oh! 49 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,840 - What is that? 50 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:45,410 - Hey, it's my little urchin friend. 51 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:48,280 Aww, hey, little guy. Don't cry. 52 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:52,290 Your old pal "Wee-Bob" will get you out of there. 53 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,370 Little urchin, you are free to go. You okay? 54 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:14,640 Yeouch! 55 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:25,920 - Wah! 56 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:29,360 - Sorry, little guy. 57 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,490 Whoa! 58 00:04:30,490 --> 00:04:33,030 Whoa! 59 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:34,930 - Whoa! Whoa! 60 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:38,430 - Follow the pipes to freedom, little guy. 61 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,470 I'll never forget you. 62 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:43,000 Really. 63 00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:45,170 Ow! 64 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,640 What is all that noise? 65 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:50,610 - One Krabby Patty! 66 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:53,210 - Coming right up! 67 00:04:55,450 --> 00:04:59,020 - Urchin! Smash it! Smash it! Smash it! 68 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:07,260 - Ah-ha! 69 00:05:07,260 --> 00:05:09,960 You're getting sloppy, Plankton. 70 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:12,600 Squidward almost squashed you. 71 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:16,640 Back to the bucket with ya! 72 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,480 - No! No, Mr. Krabs, it's me! 73 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:28,650 Ooh. That tickles. 74 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:30,520 - Well, SpongeBob SquarePants. 75 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,520 it looks like you lost a little weight. 76 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,560 - Oh, hi, Karen. Where's Plankton? 77 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:36,660 - You landed on him. 78 00:05:39,430 --> 00:05:42,100 - Hi, Plankton. 79 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:45,500 "Spongeboob?" Why are you so small? 80 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,300 Is this a trick? 81 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,300 - Calm down, he's clean. I frisked him. 82 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:51,370 - I didn't mean to get small like you, Plankton. 83 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:52,440 It was a freak accident. 84 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,410 - Huh? Who are you calling a freak? 85 00:05:55,410 --> 00:05:59,610 Wait a second. 86 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,580 Hold this. 87 00:06:02,590 --> 00:06:05,320 You're not small like me, shorty. 88 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:10,490 I am a towering half a millimeter taller than you. 89 00:06:10,490 --> 00:06:13,730 I win! 90 00:06:13,730 --> 00:06:16,000 - Hooray! 91 00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:19,030 - I'll get that. - Don't touch that! 92 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:23,000 - Oops. 93 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,370 - Get him out of here, Karen! 94 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:28,480 - Way ahead of you, chief. 95 00:06:40,390 --> 00:06:42,090 - Cool. 96 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:53,330 Ha ha! I found an action figure. 97 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:55,600 - Whoa. I saw it first. 98 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:58,310 - No, I did. - Finders keepers. 99 00:06:58,310 --> 00:06:59,470 - Whoa! 100 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,040 - What's the matter with you? 101 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:03,210 - Blech. 102 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:04,610 - It's got my spit on it. 103 00:07:04,610 --> 00:07:07,550 - Whoa! You can't catch me. 104 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:13,790 - Don't let him get away. 105 00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:23,200 This is the best action figure ever. 106 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:28,800 - SpongeBob in the corner pocket. Doink! 107 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:33,840 - You brats get back in the play area 108 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:36,080 or I'll 86 your face! 109 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,580 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. 110 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:45,720 We want our action figure back. 111 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:47,720 - Ow! 112 00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:51,260 - Krusty Krab action figures aren't free, you know. 113 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:55,560 So get your parents' money and you can have it. 114 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:04,640 - Uh, Eugene, we don't sell action figures. 115 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,640 - Hmm. - Peek-a-boo! 116 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,140 - What the— 117 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,480 - SpongeBob, what are you doing in my hand? 118 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:13,310 And why aren't you back there flipping patties? 119 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,850 - Sorry, Mr. K, I shrunk myself by mistake, 120 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,490 but I won't let it affect my job. 121 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:20,590 I will get back to flipping right now. 122 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,590 Hold on there, tiny. 123 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:25,230 I can't have you working the grill no more. 124 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,760 Too dangerous for a little guy like you. 125 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:29,660 - Oh, please, Mr. Krabs, there must be some job I could do. 126 00:08:29,670 --> 00:08:33,300 I don't care what it is. Please, please, please? 127 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,870 - All right, I'll think of something. 128 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:37,910 But since you're so small now, 129 00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:41,280 I can only pay you a penny... a year. 130 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,380 - Whoa! 131 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,210 That's big money. 132 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:45,210 Ow! - Hmm. 133 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:50,180 Now, what could I do with a little SpongeBob? 134 00:08:52,150 --> 00:08:54,860 Oh, hmm. 135 00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:59,360 - Personal hygiene service? 136 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:04,200 - Roll up your sleeves, boy-o. 137 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,340 You're a personal hygienist now. 138 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:09,600 - Whoo-hoo! Yay! 139 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:16,710 - Ahh! 140 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,320 - Right there, yeah. 141 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,760 - Ahh. 142 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:36,200 Whew. 143 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,700 - Break time, SpongeBob. 144 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,330 Take five, but hurry back. 145 00:09:39,340 --> 00:09:42,300 You gotta start earning that penny. 146 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:49,880 - Hmm. Work the register, clean the windows, 147 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,880 make the patties. 148 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,610 I have to do everything now. 149 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:55,650 Thanks a lot, "ShrinkBob." 150 00:09:57,750 --> 00:10:01,360 - It's okay, Squidward. I'll make the patties for y— 151 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,260 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 152 00:10:03,260 --> 00:10:05,730 I'm too little. 153 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:08,930 Boy, I'm really going to miss my old job. 154 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,930 - Lunch rush is over, Mr. Squidward. 155 00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:13,870 Now, wash those dishes! 156 00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:16,470 - "Lunch rush is over, Mr. Squidward. 157 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:17,870 Now, wash them dishes." 158 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,310 The bubbles are making me bigger. 159 00:10:24,310 --> 00:10:25,880 More bubbles! 160 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,620 - What the? 161 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:28,520 - Thank you, Squidward. 162 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,950 I'm big enough to flip patties again. 163 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:41,330 - Whoa! 164 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,740 - Mr. Squidward! Call the fire department! 165 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:50,300 - No need to call them, Mr. Krabs. 166 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:53,840 We'll be there in five minutes depending on traffic. 167 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:57,550 - Make a left at the light! 168 00:11:17,630 --> 00:11:19,600 Ahh. 169 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,100 Phew! 170 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:23,940 - What's that? 171 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,810 - Looks like a box. 172 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,480 - Wonder who it belongs to. 173 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,750 Maybe it says on the other side. 174 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:31,550 Nope. 175 00:11:31,550 --> 00:11:33,210 - Oh, look, it's open. 176 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:34,150 - It is? 177 00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,120 Yup. 178 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,190 - Ooh. 179 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,920 It's— 180 00:11:42,930 --> 00:11:44,690 it's— 181 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,830 It's stuff! 182 00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:48,830 Oh, I knew it! 183 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:51,800 But what does this stuff do? 184 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:53,970 Hmm. 185 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:58,040 - Ah, this must be for getting books off the top shelf. 186 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,240 - Hey! 187 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,110 Oh! 188 00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:05,010 Hmm. Mm. 189 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,920 Wow. 190 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:16,490 This is must be a whipped cream holder. 191 00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:18,160 Mmm. 192 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:24,100 - Ah! Patrick, are you okay? 193 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:30,740 Yum. 194 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,880 - Meow. - This must be 195 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,180 a portable snail bed. 196 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,550 - I wanna try! 197 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:42,750 - Meow. 198 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,060 - Aww. 199 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,200 Oh, it may have taken you all morning, Squidward, 200 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:59,070 but this is a meal fit for a king. 201 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,070 Oh. 202 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,540 My croque-madame is ready. 203 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,810 What the— 204 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,280 SpongeBob! Patrick! 205 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,120 What do you two think you're— 206 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:16,780 wow. 207 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:20,960 Hiyah! 208 00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:26,290 - My begonias! 209 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:31,830 What are you lunk heads doing with all this equipment? 210 00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:33,300 Equipment? 211 00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:37,670 - You don't know what this stuff is? 212 00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:39,610 Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm. 213 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,640 - This is a soccer ball... 214 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:45,180 that is a tennis racket, and these... 215 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:47,280 are a couple of morons. 216 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:49,780 Now, be quiet! 217 00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:53,050 And clean up all of your sports junk! 218 00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:55,960 What's a "sportz"? 219 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,830 Sports are games 220 00:13:58,830 --> 00:13:59,690 you play for points. 221 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,700 The points determine the winner of the game. 222 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,070 - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I love games! 223 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:07,030 - Me too! You must know a lot 224 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,270 about "sportz," Squidward. 225 00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,640 Will you teach us how to play? 226 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:14,040 - I can't think of anything I'd rather do less than— 227 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:18,680 - Now now, Squidward. You need to help them. 228 00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:23,250 Played incorrectly, sports can be very dangerous. 229 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,250 - Yeah, he's right. You should teach 'em 230 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:30,220 to play wrong, 'cause it's payback time. 231 00:14:31,390 --> 00:14:35,160 Let 'em have it, right between the eyes. 232 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:40,100 - You know, on second thought, I'd be happy to teach you 233 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,200 all about sports, SpongeBob. 234 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,780 All right, the object of this game 235 00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:53,310 is to throw the horseshoe around the stick. 236 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:54,650 - Ah, seems easy enough. 237 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:59,950 - Sure, but you have to do it... blindfolded. 238 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,430 Um, do we throw now? 239 00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,300 - Yes. - At the same time? 240 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:13,230 - Yes! Throw it at the same time. Throw. 241 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,170 - Hiyah! 242 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,010 - Ow! 243 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:21,410 Aw, we didn't hit the sticks. Did we do bad? 244 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:22,740 - My face hurts. 245 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,310 - Oh, no, no, no. You both did good. 246 00:15:25,310 --> 00:15:28,680 Pain is— uh, worth points. 247 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:33,420 You know the phrase, "no pain, no gain." 248 00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,990 I want pain points! 249 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,460 - Yeah, that's great. 250 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:44,000 Now do it— oh, 100 more times. 251 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,470 - Yeah! 252 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,700 Ow! 253 00:15:53,010 --> 00:15:56,840 - Oh, Squiddy, you're a genius. 254 00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:58,950 - Squidward, can the game be over now? 255 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,850 All this pain is starting to hurt. 256 00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:04,150 - Oh, sorry. There's no way to end the game 257 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,050 without one of you winning. 258 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:11,160 - Ready... set... go! 259 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:24,170 Squidward, are you sure we're doing this right? 260 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:26,770 These running shoes are really hurting my ankles. 261 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:29,140 - Oh, you're absolutely doing it right. 262 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:31,010 Try to pick up the pace, though. 263 00:16:31,810 --> 00:16:32,950 Comin' through! 264 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,320 - I wanna play, Daddy. 265 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:41,890 - No, son. We're sports "fans." 266 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,790 We just watch. 267 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,860 - And... time. 268 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,300 Let's see those ankles. 269 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,100 Oh, yeah, those look bad. 270 00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:58,770 You both get— mm, 50 points. 271 00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,510 Why not? - Hey, then we're still tied! 272 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,510 - Hmm. Hmm. 273 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,980 Where is it! Where is it? 274 00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:40,910 Hmm. Ah-ha! There's my box of sports gear. 275 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,820 It must've fallen off the mail truck. 276 00:17:42,820 --> 00:17:44,490 But what happened to all the equipment? 277 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,160 What was that? 278 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,420 Huh? 279 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,560 SpongeBob, what's going on? 280 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,000 - Oh, hey—Sandy. 281 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,260 Patrick and I are— 282 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:57,460 in the middle of a sports game. 283 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,300 - This sure don't look 284 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,840 like any sport I've seen before. 285 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:06,410 - I believe it's called kickboxing, or something? 286 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:11,480 - Well, whatever it is, it seems to be causing you lots of pain. 287 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,580 - Ow! Sure is. 288 00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,180 Ooh! 289 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,980 - Why not stop playing it if it hurts so bad? 290 00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:18,050 - We can't stop... 291 00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:21,490 Until we break our tie. 292 00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,390 - Says who? 293 00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:27,260 - It's the rule giver. 294 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,600 - I ain't never heard of a rule giver. 295 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,310 - I prefer "King of Sports," 296 00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:43,040 but you can never tell what will catch on with the small folk. 297 00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:45,610 - You're making up a game where SpongeBob and Patrick 298 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,280 hurt themselves, and you won't let them stop? 299 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,190 - I'm just giving the people what they want. 300 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:54,490 - That's pretty low, Squidward, even for you. 301 00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:55,660 I'm putting a stop to this. 302 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,890 SpongeBob and Patrick have had enough! 303 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,330 - See? They're fine. 304 00:19:02,330 --> 00:19:04,970 Let the games resume. 305 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,970 Oh, I don't think so. 306 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:11,140 Y'all want to see a game? Fine. 307 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:14,540 Squidward, I challenge you to a game— 308 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,010 a game of basketball. 309 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:20,310 Winner decides the fate of SpongeBob and Patrick. 310 00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,350 Huh? 311 00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:24,480 Me? Play sports? 312 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:27,690 No, no. I'm mostly in an advisory position. 313 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:31,430 - Aw, come on! We came to see some action. 314 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:34,700 Play the squirrel! Play the squirrel! 315 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:38,130 Play the squirrel! Play the squirrel! 316 00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:41,440 - See you on the court, Your Highness. 317 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,270 - Hey, Squidward, one more thing. 318 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:51,980 We're playing San Antonio rules. 319 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,180 - San "A-what-io" rules? 320 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,120 - Check. 321 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,990 - Oh, that was a foul. 322 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:04,490 - Tell it to yo Mama, Squidward. 323 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:05,160 - Mama? 324 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,260 - Don't want to hear it. 325 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:08,530 - Next round's soccer. 326 00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:09,530 - What the what? - Sure. 327 00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,600 Every time you score, you pick a new sport. 328 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,330 I thought you knew all the rules, Squidward. 329 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:16,570 - Well, uh, yeah, well, of course I do. Yeah. 330 00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:17,970 - Good, then block this. 331 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:20,570 - Block what? 332 00:20:21,380 --> 00:20:22,540 - Ha! 333 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,990 - Oh, come on, I wasn't even ready. 334 00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,490 - No time outs. Football round! 335 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:48,540 Just give me a second to— 336 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:19,670 - And the winner is... Sandy Cheeks. 337 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,640 - Good game, Squidward. 338 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,500 - Ow, ow, ow. 339 00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:26,210 - Wow, Sandy. That was amazing. 340 00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:27,310 - Yeah, I liked the part 341 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:30,640 where you did that thing with the ball and stuff. 342 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:32,350 Thanks, boys. 343 00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:33,510 Looks like we're all done here. 344 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:37,450 That goes for you too. I'm ending your game. 345 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,550 But we're still tied. 346 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,060 - Don't worry, I'm declaring you both winners. 347 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:47,590 Yeah! We're winners! We're winners! We're winners! 348 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,130 - Aww, don't worry, Squidward. 349 00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:51,500 You're a winner too. 350 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,600 - I hate winning. 351 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:58,370 Ow.