1 00:00:02,304 --> 00:00:04,238 - Ahh! Sea spider! 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:05,673 Sea spider! Sea spider! 3 00:00:07,510 --> 00:00:09,444 - Ahh! 4 00:00:10,179 --> 00:00:12,180 Oh! 5 00:00:15,585 --> 00:00:17,919 - Oh. 6 00:00:17,921 --> 00:00:20,755 Back! Back! 7 00:00:20,757 --> 00:00:21,956 Oh. 8 00:00:21,958 --> 00:00:25,460 Oh! Oh. Ah! 9 00:00:40,477 --> 00:00:42,443 Whoa! 10 00:00:42,445 --> 00:00:43,945 Oh, boy! Here it is! 11 00:00:43,947 --> 00:00:46,247 My lost coupon! 12 00:00:46,249 --> 00:00:49,517 I found it! 13 00:00:51,721 --> 00:00:54,422 You have fought well today, sea spider, 14 00:00:54,424 --> 00:00:55,356 and now I must leave. 15 00:00:55,358 --> 00:00:58,559 For I am going to use this coupon to get an ice cream 16 00:00:58,561 --> 00:01:02,730 for my bestest friend in the whole ocean— 17 00:01:02,732 --> 00:01:04,398 um... 18 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,368 Sponge Knob Hair Pants! 19 00:01:09,238 --> 00:01:11,239 Hmm. 20 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:13,374 Hmm! 21 00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:15,409 Hey, Patrick. - Gah, gah! Oh. 22 00:01:15,411 --> 00:01:16,344 - What you doin'? 23 00:01:16,346 --> 00:01:17,778 - I got this here free coupon 24 00:01:17,780 --> 00:01:19,614 and I'm gonna get you an ice cream. 25 00:01:19,616 --> 00:01:23,751 - That's nice of you, buddy, but I already got an ice cream. 26 00:01:23,753 --> 00:01:24,352 - Uh... 27 00:01:24,354 --> 00:01:27,488 but I'm getting you an ice cream! 28 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:29,857 - Why would ya? I already got one. 29 00:01:30,627 --> 00:01:33,728 Because I'm a nice guy! 30 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:37,732 - Wow. There goes the nicest guy. 31 00:01:46,275 --> 00:01:48,009 Whoa. 32 00:01:48,011 --> 00:01:48,976 - Hooray! 33 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,878 I win a free coupon! 34 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:54,715 - H-how did you know about my free coupon? 35 00:01:54,717 --> 00:01:55,816 - Me back knows. 36 00:01:55,818 --> 00:01:59,754 It breaks out in hives around anything free. 37 00:01:59,756 --> 00:02:00,621 - Guh. 38 00:02:00,623 --> 00:02:02,323 - I also know how heavy 39 00:02:02,325 --> 00:02:04,292 a free ice cream coupon can be. 40 00:02:04,294 --> 00:02:06,861 - It's heavy? 41 00:02:08,298 --> 00:02:12,900 - Much too much responsibility for a carefree fellow like you. 42 00:02:13,903 --> 00:02:14,635 - Tell you what. 43 00:02:14,637 --> 00:02:16,704 I'll take that free coupon off your hands 44 00:02:16,706 --> 00:02:19,607 for the price of a hearty handshake. 45 00:02:19,609 --> 00:02:21,542 - Uh... 46 00:02:21,544 --> 00:02:22,543 Oh. 47 00:02:22,545 --> 00:02:24,011 Ohh! 48 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:26,013 Oh! 49 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:28,816 SpongeBob does love handshakes. 50 00:02:28,818 --> 00:02:31,619 - You should be ashamed of yourself! 51 00:02:31,621 --> 00:02:35,089 Taking advantage of a simpleton. 52 00:02:35,091 --> 00:02:35,823 - Ahh, come on. 53 00:02:35,825 --> 00:02:39,560 Can't an old crab have a little unscrupulous fun anymore? 54 00:02:39,562 --> 00:02:41,095 - Hey, you ruined my deal! 55 00:02:41,097 --> 00:02:43,598 I almost had a handshake! 56 00:02:45,702 --> 00:02:47,668 - Oh, you dingdong wing nut! 57 00:02:47,670 --> 00:02:50,705 Krabs was just trying to steal your coupon! 58 00:02:50,707 --> 00:02:53,374 - Steal my coupon? 59 00:02:53,376 --> 00:02:54,442 Hmm. 60 00:02:59,015 --> 00:03:00,681 - You want my ice cream coupon! 61 00:03:00,683 --> 00:03:01,682 You can't have it! 62 00:03:01,684 --> 00:03:03,351 - Okay. Whatever. 63 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:06,020 - He never really knew how to sing. 64 00:03:06,022 --> 00:03:07,622 - No! Singers? 65 00:03:07,624 --> 00:03:09,023 - You. Hmm? 66 00:03:09,025 --> 00:03:10,658 - Oh, I see you... 67 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:12,760 peeking at my coupon! 68 00:03:12,762 --> 00:03:14,895 It's for SpongeBob's ice cream! 69 00:03:14,897 --> 00:03:16,731 - Hooray for SpongeBob. 70 00:03:16,733 --> 00:03:18,499 - Hey, what's going on? 71 00:03:18,501 --> 00:03:20,368 - Get away from me! All of you! 72 00:03:20,370 --> 00:03:24,005 You're all after my coupon! 73 00:03:24,807 --> 00:03:30,511 Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! 74 00:03:30,513 --> 00:03:35,716 Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! 75 00:03:35,718 --> 00:03:38,519 - No! You can't have my coupon! 76 00:03:38,521 --> 00:03:40,054 No! No! 77 00:03:40,056 --> 00:03:41,789 - Officer Slugfish? 78 00:03:41,791 --> 00:03:45,693 We got a call about a sea star disturbance on your beat. 79 00:03:45,695 --> 00:03:46,694 Please investigate. 80 00:03:46,696 --> 00:03:48,663 - Roger, headquarters. 81 00:03:48,665 --> 00:03:50,064 Hey, you. 82 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:54,468 Headquarters? I couldn't catch him. 83 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:56,537 He got away. 84 00:04:00,475 --> 00:04:02,677 - You're a bad baby! 85 00:04:04,847 --> 00:04:08,582 Whaa! 86 00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:12,853 - Oh, look, honey, 87 00:04:12,855 --> 00:04:16,757 it's Bikini Bottom's Sidewalk of the Stars. 88 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:20,628 - This one's gruesome. 89 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:23,130 Hmm, looks like some kids' cartoon. 90 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,598 Should we take a photo? 91 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,436 - Nah, waste of film. 92 00:04:29,572 --> 00:04:30,204 Ooh. 93 00:04:30,206 --> 00:04:33,007 Ah! Come back! 94 00:04:33,009 --> 00:04:35,676 Ah! 95 00:04:35,678 --> 00:04:36,777 I made it. 96 00:04:39,549 --> 00:04:41,215 It's beautiful. 97 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,923 - And a good ice cream day to you, sir. 98 00:04:48,925 --> 00:04:52,693 - Yes, it's a good day for ice cream! 99 00:04:52,695 --> 00:04:54,695 - And what's your pleasure? 100 00:04:54,697 --> 00:04:58,032 - Oh, I want your bestest ice cream 101 00:04:58,034 --> 00:05:01,535 for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob! 102 00:05:01,537 --> 00:05:02,336 - Excellent choice, sir. 103 00:05:02,338 --> 00:05:06,006 One Heavenly Paradise coming up. 104 00:05:19,856 --> 00:05:24,992 - SpongeBob won't mind if I just take a little taste. 105 00:05:26,095 --> 00:05:28,229 - Aw, this coupon's out of date. 106 00:05:28,231 --> 00:05:29,663 Expired two years ago. 107 00:05:29,665 --> 00:05:32,633 Sorry, we can't honor it. 108 00:05:32,635 --> 00:05:35,669 - No ice cream for SpongeBob? 109 00:05:35,671 --> 00:05:36,270 Uh! 110 00:05:43,145 --> 00:05:48,249 I demand that you honor my coupon! 111 00:05:50,086 --> 00:05:52,653 - Temper tantrum in center aisle! 112 00:05:52,655 --> 00:05:54,889 - I'm on it. 113 00:05:54,891 --> 00:05:57,158 - Take my coupon! 114 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:57,958 Take my coupon. 115 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,995 Take my coupon. Take my coupon. 116 00:06:00,997 --> 00:06:01,929 Ah, take my— 117 00:06:01,931 --> 00:06:05,099 - You poor, miserable creature. 118 00:06:05,101 --> 00:06:07,101 - I'm miserable. 119 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:08,736 - You wretched, worthless, shabby— 120 00:06:08,738 --> 00:06:12,807 - Hey, don't you think you're being a little harsh? 121 00:06:12,809 --> 00:06:14,074 - Not really. 122 00:06:14,076 --> 00:06:15,176 Look at him. 123 00:06:16,946 --> 00:06:17,978 - Yeah. Never mind. 124 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:20,981 Continue and bump it up a little bit. 125 00:06:23,618 --> 00:06:24,285 - Listen, buddy, 126 00:06:24,287 --> 00:06:27,755 there is one person who can honor this coupon; 127 00:06:27,757 --> 00:06:30,024 the person who owns this store. 128 00:06:30,026 --> 00:06:33,694 The Ice Cream King himself. 129 00:06:33,696 --> 00:06:35,930 - The Ice Cream King? 130 00:06:35,932 --> 00:06:36,664 - Oh, yeah. 131 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:38,899 He lives up there in that mansion. 132 00:06:38,901 --> 00:06:40,067 - Wow. 133 00:06:40,069 --> 00:06:41,302 - Do you need a push? 134 00:06:41,304 --> 00:06:45,105 - Yeah. Would you, please? 135 00:06:47,576 --> 00:06:48,876 Whoa. 136 00:06:53,249 --> 00:06:54,615 Hello? 137 00:06:59,922 --> 00:07:01,822 - Are you the exterminator? 138 00:07:01,824 --> 00:07:03,624 - Oh. No. 139 00:07:03,626 --> 00:07:04,925 I'm not the extra gator. 140 00:07:04,927 --> 00:07:08,596 I'm here to redeem my coupon for a free ice cream! 141 00:07:08,598 --> 00:07:11,866 It's for my bestest friend, but it's out of date. 142 00:07:11,868 --> 00:07:14,835 - They're all out of date because I don't know 143 00:07:14,837 --> 00:07:15,503 what year it is. 144 00:07:15,505 --> 00:07:19,373 - I don't know what anything is. 145 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:24,345 - Are you smart or dumb? 146 00:07:24,347 --> 00:07:25,846 - Apples? 147 00:07:25,848 --> 00:07:27,281 - Genius! 148 00:07:27,283 --> 00:07:29,783 Let's see your head. 149 00:07:29,785 --> 00:07:32,152 I can't feel your brain. 150 00:07:32,154 --> 00:07:34,688 - It's down here today. 151 00:07:34,690 --> 00:07:37,057 - Mine too! 152 00:07:37,059 --> 00:07:38,025 High five! 153 00:07:38,995 --> 00:07:40,895 Secret handshake? 154 00:07:48,336 --> 00:07:48,936 Perfect! 155 00:07:48,938 --> 00:07:52,306 You don't know the secret handshake either. 156 00:07:52,308 --> 00:07:55,109 Hey, I don't know your name. 157 00:07:55,811 --> 00:07:57,111 - Hey, you're right! 158 00:07:57,880 --> 00:08:03,817 - This may still be redeemable according to the fine print. 159 00:08:06,055 --> 00:08:09,089 I didn't bring my reading eyes. 160 00:08:09,091 --> 00:08:11,392 - Try my glasses! 161 00:08:12,428 --> 00:08:14,328 - Oh, ooh. 162 00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:17,097 It says "garbaldy goop." 163 00:08:17,099 --> 00:08:20,701 - But spelled backwards is... 164 00:08:21,970 --> 00:08:25,039 The King's Challenge! 165 00:08:25,774 --> 00:08:28,409 Hair growing contest! 166 00:08:34,449 --> 00:08:36,150 Ah-ha! 167 00:08:36,152 --> 00:08:37,418 - Wow. 168 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:38,886 Oh... 169 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:46,727 Ow. 170 00:08:46,729 --> 00:08:47,928 - That's sad. 171 00:08:47,930 --> 00:08:49,697 Watch this. 172 00:08:56,204 --> 00:08:58,205 Try beating that. 173 00:08:58,207 --> 00:09:00,307 - Oh, man. 174 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:11,218 - Ha ha! I beat you. 175 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:14,088 - Not so fast. 176 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:14,788 Ha! 177 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:18,292 Can I redeem my coupon now? 178 00:09:18,294 --> 00:09:20,961 - Not just yet. 179 00:09:20,963 --> 00:09:22,029 Best two out of three. 180 00:09:25,234 --> 00:09:27,334 - Ooh. - Ooh. 181 00:09:27,535 --> 00:09:30,437 Your butterscotch style is strong, Low Fat, 182 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,841 but it is no match for my brownie bits! 183 00:09:33,843 --> 00:09:34,541 - Ha, ha, ha! 184 00:09:34,543 --> 00:09:36,477 You'll wish your cone was a cup 185 00:09:36,479 --> 00:09:39,146 when I whip you into cream! 186 00:09:39,148 --> 00:09:40,280 Hi-ya! 187 00:09:53,161 --> 00:09:55,396 They told me you had scoops, 188 00:09:55,398 --> 00:09:56,897 but your serve is soft. 189 00:09:56,899 --> 00:10:00,267 I see you've studied the ancient art of failure! 190 00:10:00,269 --> 00:10:01,101 - Oh! 191 00:10:01,103 --> 00:10:03,871 - Redeem my coupon! 192 00:10:03,873 --> 00:10:04,938 - Think fast— 193 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:08,075 rainbow sprinkles! 194 00:10:09,078 --> 00:10:11,311 - You have played with skill 195 00:10:11,313 --> 00:10:12,012 and courage. 196 00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:14,348 I will honor your coupon. 197 00:10:18,887 --> 00:10:22,823 - One free ice cream cone! 198 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:29,430 - Oh, hello, Patrick. What's up? 199 00:10:29,432 --> 00:10:32,800 - I was gonna give you this ice cream, 200 00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:33,500 but it melted. 201 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:37,004 Instead, I got you this hearty handshake. 202 00:10:37,006 --> 00:10:38,572 - Aw, I love hearty handshakes, 203 00:10:38,574 --> 00:10:41,575 but not as much as I love ice cream! 204 00:10:44,113 --> 00:10:46,180 Care to join me? 205 00:10:46,182 --> 00:10:48,115 Whoo-hoo! 206 00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:03,731 - Ladies and gentlemen! 207 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:08,435 Behold my wondrous paintings! 208 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:15,275 - Um, excuse me. Can I have some ketchup? 209 00:11:15,277 --> 00:11:17,644 - Hey, look at my art, you dummies! 210 00:11:17,646 --> 00:11:19,179 - Oh! 211 00:11:19,181 --> 00:11:22,516 - I don't know how you talked me into this art show, SpongeBob, 212 00:11:22,518 --> 00:11:25,719 but I'm shutting this thing down right now. 213 00:11:25,721 --> 00:11:27,020 - Aw, you can't, Mr. Krabs. 214 00:11:27,022 --> 00:11:29,556 Wait until Squidward sells some of his paintings. 215 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,291 - Buy some important paintings. 216 00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:34,728 See me expose my exquisite suffering. 217 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:37,231 Hmm. These fools don't even recognize 218 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:39,233 the masterworks in front of their faces. 219 00:11:39,235 --> 00:11:43,670 I'll confront them with the power of my art. 220 00:11:43,672 --> 00:11:46,673 - Ahh— - Witness the beauty! 221 00:11:46,675 --> 00:11:48,375 - Pah! 222 00:11:48,377 --> 00:11:49,476 - Come on, Larry, 223 00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:50,410 get your salad on! 224 00:11:50,412 --> 00:11:53,680 - Come on, Larry, get your art on! 225 00:11:53,682 --> 00:11:55,716 - Oohee! My eyes! 226 00:11:58,053 --> 00:12:00,454 The pain! 227 00:12:02,624 --> 00:12:04,024 - I want a Kwabby Meal! 228 00:12:04,026 --> 00:12:07,494 - How about some art to go with that? 229 00:12:12,668 --> 00:12:15,035 Run, baby, run! 230 00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:18,605 - That's it! Squidward is scaring me customers away. 231 00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,774 I'm shutting this art show down. 232 00:12:20,776 --> 00:12:23,043 He's never gonna sell his paintings. 233 00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:25,712 - Sure, he will. I just bought one. 234 00:12:25,714 --> 00:12:27,214 - Ah! Holy shrimp. 235 00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:29,483 Why would you do that to yourself? 236 00:12:29,485 --> 00:12:31,351 - What do you mean? I love it. 237 00:12:31,353 --> 00:12:32,119 - Ah. 238 00:12:32,121 --> 00:12:35,055 - Mr. Krabs, Squidward is our friend, 239 00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:36,757 and his paintings are so cheap. 240 00:12:36,759 --> 00:12:39,526 You should buy one just to be nice. 241 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:42,162 I'm good. 242 00:12:42,164 --> 00:12:44,364 - Nice? Nice? 243 00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:46,733 I don't waste my money on nice. 244 00:12:46,735 --> 00:12:50,304 - But think about how valuable these paintings might become. 245 00:12:50,306 --> 00:12:51,738 - Valuable? What do you mean? 246 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:55,709 - When art gets older, it usually gets more expensive. 247 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:59,580 Squidward's paintings might be worth millions someday. 248 00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:01,415 - Millions? 249 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:02,850 Out of me way! 250 00:13:02,852 --> 00:13:06,119 Here! - Ow. 251 00:13:06,121 --> 00:13:06,687 - Gimme. 252 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,322 This is mine now! 253 00:13:08,324 --> 00:13:09,156 - Okay, Mr. Krabs! 254 00:13:09,158 --> 00:13:11,525 Art, art, art, art, art, art. 255 00:13:11,527 --> 00:13:13,694 Now all I need to do is sit back 256 00:13:13,696 --> 00:13:17,631 and watch me art grow more valuable. 257 00:13:19,368 --> 00:13:22,836 - I am a very important art appraiser, 258 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:25,272 and I say this so-called "art" 259 00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:26,607 will never be worth a penny. 260 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:28,775 - Hey, Eugene H. Krabs does not— 261 00:13:28,777 --> 00:13:31,378 Lose money. 262 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,380 There must be something I can do 263 00:13:33,382 --> 00:13:36,550 to make this art worth lots more cash. 264 00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:37,818 - Hmm... 265 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,319 - I sold all my art? 266 00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:44,591 This tiny handful of coins has legitimized me! 267 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:49,563 Who wants the autograph of a real artiste? 268 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,534 - Ahh! 269 00:13:54,536 --> 00:13:55,135 - Well, 270 00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:57,905 paintings can become much more valuable 271 00:13:57,907 --> 00:14:01,275 when the artist is not longer with us. 272 00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:04,378 You know, out of the picture. 273 00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:08,315 - Out of the picture, eh? 274 00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:10,517 I think I could arrange that. 275 00:14:10,519 --> 00:14:13,654 - Artist walking— check me out. 276 00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:14,488 - Check this out. 277 00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:16,556 Got a delivery for you, Mr. Squidward. 278 00:14:16,558 --> 00:14:18,292 - What? You can't be serious. 279 00:14:18,294 --> 00:14:21,862 An artist, such as myself, should not be subject 280 00:14:21,864 --> 00:14:23,664 to such menial tasks. 281 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:26,833 Aw, don't be menial to Squidward, Mr. Krabs. 282 00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:28,368 I'll take the delivery. 283 00:14:28,370 --> 00:14:28,936 - No. 284 00:14:28,938 --> 00:14:31,538 Mr. Squidward is a real artist now, 285 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:36,243 and real artists can handle anything. 286 00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:39,780 - The Arctic is so cold. 287 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,450 Come on, Squidward, 288 00:14:43,452 --> 00:14:45,319 you're a strong artist. 289 00:14:45,321 --> 00:14:47,554 You can do it! 290 00:14:47,556 --> 00:14:49,489 Nope. 291 00:14:51,894 --> 00:14:52,592 SpongeBob? 292 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:53,860 - Oh, hey, Squidward! - Ah! 293 00:14:53,862 --> 00:14:55,896 SpongeBob, what are you doing here? 294 00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:57,464 - Just getting some ice. 295 00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:59,266 Fresh! 296 00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:02,436 Need some help? 297 00:15:02,438 --> 00:15:02,903 Oh! 298 00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:10,477 - Here's your food. 299 00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:18,585 - Hey, this is cold! 300 00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:19,619 Perfect! 301 00:15:19,621 --> 00:15:23,857 - Dah! 302 00:15:23,859 --> 00:15:26,827 - Eh, we better get you home. 303 00:15:26,829 --> 00:15:29,930 - Hello. Is this the art appraiser? 304 00:15:29,932 --> 00:15:30,931 Just wanted to let you know 305 00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:34,468 that me good, good friend Squidward is now 306 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:35,836 out of the pictu— 307 00:15:35,838 --> 00:15:38,238 Wha-what the sea horse? 308 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,741 Got another delivery for you, Squidward. 309 00:15:40,743 --> 00:15:42,676 And only Squidward! 310 00:15:42,678 --> 00:15:44,745 - Your eyes are so pretty. 311 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:50,417 - Last... 312 00:15:50,419 --> 00:15:51,451 Stop... 313 00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:52,486 Rock... 314 00:15:52,488 --> 00:15:56,556 Bottom. 315 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,432 - 237 Rock Bottom. 316 00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:07,034 Oh, there it is! 317 00:16:07,036 --> 00:16:08,368 Oh, remember, Squidward, 318 00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:11,738 real artists embrace the unknown. 319 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,707 Uh, is anyone here? 320 00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,675 I've got a delivery 321 00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,744 from the Krusty... 322 00:16:17,746 --> 00:16:18,412 Krab. 323 00:16:21,383 --> 00:16:22,849 - What are we screaming about? 324 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,784 - Monsters! 325 00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:25,552 - They're not monsters, Squidward, 326 00:16:25,554 --> 00:16:26,486 they're my friends. 327 00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:27,621 - What... 328 00:16:27,623 --> 00:16:28,688 Up... 329 00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:30,490 SpongeBob? 330 00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:35,796 - Yes, I am sure that Mr. Squidward 331 00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:37,364 is out of the picture for good. 332 00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:38,131 He will be missed. 333 00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,900 So come on over and tell old Krabs 334 00:16:39,902 --> 00:16:42,669 how much money me paintings are worth. 335 00:16:52,481 --> 00:16:55,348 Squidward, delivery! 336 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:57,517 - Ooh, this tickles. 337 00:16:58,420 --> 00:16:59,519 Follow me, Mr. Squidward. 338 00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:02,089 I've got a special delivery vehicle 339 00:17:02,091 --> 00:17:04,958 just for a great artist like yourself. 340 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,027 - Well, that's more like it. 341 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:08,962 Finally some respect. 342 00:17:08,964 --> 00:17:10,697 - Into the rocket you go. 343 00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:11,898 - Ah! Ooh. 344 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,667 Wait, why do I need a rocket? 345 00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:15,669 Where is this delivery to? 346 00:17:15,671 --> 00:17:16,670 - Mars. 347 00:17:16,672 --> 00:17:18,405 - Oh, Mars. Well— 348 00:17:18,407 --> 00:17:20,073 M-M-M-Mars? 349 00:17:20,075 --> 00:17:21,441 - Bye, Squidward. 350 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:31,852 - Delivery from the Krusty Krab. 351 00:17:40,129 --> 00:17:42,996 - Hmm. All this red, so garish. 352 00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:46,766 Ah, this dump needs a true artist's touch. 353 00:17:51,406 --> 00:17:52,906 - So now that Squidward definitely, 354 00:17:52,908 --> 00:17:55,475 100% is gone for good— what a shame— 355 00:17:55,477 --> 00:17:58,145 what do you think of these here paintings? 356 00:17:58,147 --> 00:17:59,913 - Well, of course, they're awful, 357 00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:02,549 but if the so-called "artist" 358 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,950 is really out of the picture, 359 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,753 then perhaps they're worth something. 360 00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:07,454 - Really? 361 00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:09,489 It's so complicated. 362 00:18:09,491 --> 00:18:13,160 These are tears of joy, but they're also tears of sadness 363 00:18:13,162 --> 00:18:15,695 for my good friend Squidward, 364 00:18:15,697 --> 00:18:16,730 wherever he is. 365 00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:19,633 - Oh, there he is, Mr. Krabs. 366 00:18:21,537 --> 00:18:25,872 - Stay here and keep an eye on me investments. 367 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,848 Well, that was disgusting. 368 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:38,718 So who wants to talk about my use of color 369 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,687 and brush stroke? 370 00:18:42,524 --> 00:18:43,657 Hm! 371 00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:45,792 - I have done everything I could 372 00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,994 to get you away from here safely. 373 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,030 - Ah! - Now you're messing 374 00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:52,432 with me money! 375 00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:52,933 - Dah! 376 00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:54,568 - Run, Squidward, run! 377 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:55,135 - Hey! 378 00:18:55,137 --> 00:18:57,604 How about a little support here? 379 00:18:57,606 --> 00:18:59,506 - Run, Mr. Krabs, run! 380 00:19:00,108 --> 00:19:03,944 - But a little slower than Squidward! 381 00:19:10,886 --> 00:19:13,587 - It's your best friend, 382 00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:14,454 SpongeBob. 383 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,057 - Oh, get off of me! 384 00:19:17,059 --> 00:19:19,125 - I'll never get off of you, Squidward. 385 00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:20,627 Not until you're safe. 386 00:19:20,629 --> 00:19:22,095 - I'll never be safe! 387 00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:23,964 Not until my paintings are gone. 388 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:24,698 - No, Squidward! 389 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,633 You can't deprive the world of your paintings! 390 00:19:26,635 --> 00:19:30,904 - True, but it's better than depriving the world of me. 391 00:19:30,906 --> 00:19:31,705 Hmm? 392 00:19:31,707 --> 00:19:33,540 - Ah! 393 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,611 - Come on, Squidward, destroy those paintings 394 00:19:37,613 --> 00:19:39,846 before Mr. Krabs gets back. 395 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,917 I—I can't do it! 396 00:19:43,919 --> 00:19:46,853 They're just too magnificent! 397 00:19:46,855 --> 00:19:48,521 - Hey, hey, hey! 398 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:49,956 Get away from me paintings! 399 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:54,227 - Oh, I'm sorry, paintings, but it's you or me! 400 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,898 - Yes. Yes! 401 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,701 Now this is true art! 402 00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:02,402 - Wha—really? 403 00:20:02,404 --> 00:20:06,006 - So visceral, so dangerous. 404 00:20:06,008 --> 00:20:07,240 - Yes! 405 00:20:07,242 --> 00:20:09,276 Feel my art! 406 00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:14,781 - Leave me paintings alone, you monster! 407 00:20:14,783 --> 00:20:15,348 - No! 408 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:18,285 That was the most exhilarating performance art 409 00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:20,553 I have ever seen! 410 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:21,121 - Really? 411 00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:24,224 So it must be worth millions! 412 00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:25,925 Hey, out of me way! 413 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,170 Mr. Krabs, uh, Squidward, 414 00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:38,805 I don't think you should be doing that. 415 00:20:38,807 --> 00:20:41,908 - Oh, don't be so provincial, SpongeBob. 416 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:45,612 - Yeah, stop trying to censor our money! 417 00:20:45,614 --> 00:20:47,147 I mean, our art! 418 00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:55,855 There! 419 00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:01,861 - Bravo! 420 00:21:01,863 --> 00:21:04,331 Bravo! Bravo! 421 00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:12,639 - Ooh, boy, hee-hee! 422 00:21:12,641 --> 00:21:13,673 So, heh, 423 00:21:13,675 --> 00:21:15,875 how much you gonna give me for all this? 424 00:21:15,877 --> 00:21:17,577 - Nothing! 425 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:20,280 Performance art is about the moment. 426 00:21:20,282 --> 00:21:21,915 You cannot put a price on it. 427 00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:24,617 - What? Wait. Come back here, 428 00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:27,187 you double-crossing— 429 00:21:27,189 --> 00:21:30,757 - Doh! Mr. Krabs! Squidward! 430 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:34,227 - A-ha! 431 00:21:34,229 --> 00:21:38,765 And that is how I acquired this masterpiece. 432 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,800 - Ooh. - Ahh. 433 00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:41,901 - Bravo. 434 00:21:41,903 --> 00:21:43,937 - I'm an artist. 435 00:21:43,939 --> 00:21:45,939 - I'm rich. 436 00:21:45,941 --> 00:21:49,876 - And I helped.