1 00:00:11,135 --> 00:00:12,401 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:12,469 --> 00:00:14,069 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:14,138 --> 00:00:15,570 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:15,639 --> 00:00:17,506 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:22,713 --> 00:00:24,646 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:26,650 --> 00:00:28,317 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:30,654 --> 00:00:32,454 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:34,692 --> 00:00:36,658 - SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:36,727 --> 00:00:38,527 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:38,595 --> 00:00:40,696 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:40,764 --> 00:00:42,831 SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,166 - SpongeBob 13 00:00:44,234 --> 00:00:46,034 SquarePants! 14 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,287 - Stroke! 15 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,356 Stroke! 16 00:01:07,424 --> 00:01:08,824 Stroke! 17 00:01:11,695 --> 00:01:12,761 Hey, kiddies! 18 00:01:12,830 --> 00:01:14,196 It's your old pal, Patchy, 19 00:01:14,264 --> 00:01:16,031 floating somewhere over Bikini Bottom. 20 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:17,999 I sailed down here to witness something 21 00:01:18,068 --> 00:01:20,302 that only happens every 100 years. 22 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:23,004 Why, me and my trusted parrot, Potty, wouldn't miss it 23 00:01:23,073 --> 00:01:25,540 for the world, would we, Potty? 24 00:01:25,609 --> 00:01:27,242 Potty? 25 00:01:27,311 --> 00:01:28,377 Rah! 26 00:01:28,445 --> 00:01:30,112 I'm just here for the buffet. 27 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:32,781 Oh, Potty! 28 00:01:34,685 --> 00:01:36,651 Give me that! 29 00:01:39,723 --> 00:01:42,057 Potty, I told you to leave those fish alone! 30 00:01:42,126 --> 00:01:45,127 What do you think you are, a seahawk? 31 00:01:46,697 --> 00:01:48,797 I can't help it if I was born a predator. 32 00:01:48,866 --> 00:01:50,332 Rah! - Oh, Potty. 33 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:51,600 I guess you're right. 34 00:01:51,668 --> 00:01:53,335 Can you ever forgive me? 35 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:55,070 Shake. 36 00:01:55,139 --> 00:01:56,071 Oh! Oh! Oh! 37 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:58,140 Now I can. 38 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,541 Rah! 39 00:01:59,610 --> 00:02:01,510 Oh, get out of here! 40 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,447 Yep! 41 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,315 Whoosh! 42 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:11,820 Oh, oh, yeah! 43 00:02:11,889 --> 00:02:13,388 I'm gonna save these mental pictures 44 00:02:13,457 --> 00:02:15,290 for me grandkids. 45 00:02:16,693 --> 00:02:19,428 Oh, that's better. 46 00:02:25,803 --> 00:02:27,702 Hooray! 47 00:02:27,771 --> 00:02:29,971 - Y'all are the best aquatic critter friends 48 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,841 a lone star from out of town could ever have. 49 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:34,309 - Cake time! 50 00:02:34,378 --> 00:02:35,644 Wah! 51 00:02:43,587 --> 00:02:44,853 - Don't worry. 52 00:02:44,922 --> 00:02:46,655 I always carry a spare. 53 00:02:49,526 --> 00:02:51,059 - Oh, no you don't! 54 00:02:51,128 --> 00:02:52,394 Hoo-hah! 55 00:02:52,463 --> 00:02:53,862 Karate slice! Hi-yah! 56 00:02:59,203 --> 00:03:00,735 - Enjoy the cake, everybody. 57 00:03:00,804 --> 00:03:02,537 I made it special just for Sandy. 58 00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:06,775 Mmm. 59 00:03:06,844 --> 00:03:08,477 - I'm allergic to nuts. 60 00:03:08,545 --> 00:03:09,878 Are there any nuts in that? 61 00:03:09,947 --> 00:03:12,080 - Nope, no nuts. - Oh, okay. 62 00:03:12,149 --> 00:03:14,549 - Oh, unless you count "wall nuts". 63 00:03:14,618 --> 00:03:16,051 - What... 64 00:03:16,119 --> 00:03:18,487 - I'm pretty sure walnuts are a fruit though, huh? 65 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,592 - Mmm! 66 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:26,261 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! 67 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:32,100 Huh? Whoa! 68 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:33,902 - Whoa! 69 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:37,038 Tex Ritter! 70 00:03:37,107 --> 00:03:38,807 You don't see that everyday. 71 00:03:41,078 --> 00:03:43,211 Huh? 72 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,014 Ooh! Pretty! 73 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:48,016 Last time I saw a moon that big, 74 00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:50,151 it was in a locker room. 75 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,220 - Since when is the moon so green? 76 00:03:53,891 --> 00:03:57,392 Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, SpongeBob. 77 00:03:57,461 --> 00:03:59,794 It's just been up there so long, 78 00:03:59,863 --> 00:04:01,296 it's getting moldy. 79 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:03,765 Oh, but I'd still eat it. 80 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,135 - That ain't the moon, guys. 81 00:04:07,204 --> 00:04:10,038 The real moon comes out at night, remember? 82 00:04:10,107 --> 00:04:12,374 Something fishy's going on here. 83 00:04:12,442 --> 00:04:14,910 - Attagirl, Sissy. - I got it! 84 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:16,411 - Look out, Mom! - Hey, kids, 85 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,648 check out that cool, glowing rock in the sky. 86 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:30,191 - You don't see that every day. 87 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:31,793 Did you see that, SpongeBob? 88 00:04:31,862 --> 00:04:33,662 Sponge... Bob? 89 00:04:39,703 --> 00:04:42,671 Huh? 90 00:04:47,711 --> 00:04:49,844 Green cheese, green cheese! 91 00:04:49,913 --> 00:04:51,379 Green cheese! 92 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,717 - SpongeBob? Patrick? 93 00:05:00,857 --> 00:05:01,990 Everyone, listen to me! 94 00:05:02,059 --> 00:05:03,625 Get away from the light! 95 00:05:03,694 --> 00:05:05,894 The light is bad! 96 00:05:05,963 --> 00:05:08,396 Run for the shade! 97 00:05:08,465 --> 00:05:11,166 - So romantic. 98 00:05:11,234 --> 00:05:12,500 - Oh-ho! 99 00:05:12,569 --> 00:05:14,502 - Eugene-ikins, 100 00:05:14,571 --> 00:05:17,005 give me some sugar. 101 00:05:17,074 --> 00:05:19,541 - I'm always a sucker for a good smooch. 102 00:05:28,685 --> 00:05:32,554 - Yeah, walk outside and check out this awesome moon. 103 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,125 Agh! 104 00:05:37,194 --> 00:05:40,562 - Hello? Hello, Pearl? 105 00:05:53,677 --> 00:05:55,310 - No! Not me! 106 00:05:57,781 --> 00:05:59,147 Huh? 107 00:05:59,216 --> 00:06:01,049 I guess it only effects sea critters, 108 00:06:01,118 --> 00:06:03,585 but I still don't get why that green moon 109 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:06,655 is turning everyone into wild swimming fish? 110 00:06:08,025 --> 00:06:10,525 Am I the only one left? 111 00:06:13,363 --> 00:06:15,864 - Oh, whoever used that restroom last 112 00:06:15,932 --> 00:06:18,066 was an animal! 113 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:21,936 - Hey, put me down! 114 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:23,605 Sandy! What are you doing? 115 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,473 Ow! That hurts! 116 00:06:28,011 --> 00:06:30,078 What is the meaning of... 117 00:06:30,147 --> 00:06:31,613 - Get in the shade! 118 00:06:33,617 --> 00:06:35,283 - I demand an explanation! 119 00:06:35,352 --> 00:06:37,485 - I'm getting one right now, Squidward! 120 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,493 Hello? French Narrator speaking. 121 00:06:45,562 --> 00:06:46,628 - Hey, Frenchy! 122 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:47,762 It's me, Sandy! 123 00:06:47,831 --> 00:06:49,164 - Ah, Sandy Cheeks. 124 00:06:49,232 --> 00:06:50,832 How is it hanging? 125 00:06:50,901 --> 00:06:53,001 - Oh, it's not hanging too good, Frenchy. 126 00:06:53,070 --> 00:06:55,103 You see, there's this... - Don't say another word. 127 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:57,105 I have been monitoring the behavior 128 00:06:57,174 --> 00:06:59,074 of the green moon all day. 129 00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:01,443 It is called Neptune's Moon. 130 00:07:01,511 --> 00:07:02,977 Every 100 years, 131 00:07:03,046 --> 00:07:05,313 it de-evolves everyone in Bikini Bottom 132 00:07:05,382 --> 00:07:07,482 into primal fish for two hours. 133 00:07:07,551 --> 00:07:09,017 - Two hours? 134 00:07:09,086 --> 00:07:11,219 - Until it falls into another volcano 135 00:07:11,288 --> 00:07:14,022 and is extinguished. 136 00:07:14,091 --> 00:07:15,990 - I knewed it was nature, dagnabit! 137 00:07:16,059 --> 00:07:17,592 That's a relief. 138 00:07:17,661 --> 00:07:19,661 So I just have to keep Squidward in the shade 139 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,762 for a couple of hours. 140 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,468 Phew! 141 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:27,535 Thanks, Frenchy. 142 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,840 I'm going home to hide under the covers! 143 00:07:31,908 --> 00:07:34,042 It's every cephalopod for himself! 144 00:07:35,345 --> 00:07:37,178 Frenchy, I gotta call you back! 145 00:07:37,247 --> 00:07:40,381 Squidward, you have to stay in the shade! 146 00:07:42,052 --> 00:07:44,686 Help! 147 00:07:44,755 --> 00:07:46,821 - Squidward! No! 148 00:07:53,196 --> 00:07:55,263 - O.M. Jehoshaphat! 149 00:07:55,332 --> 00:07:56,798 You don't see that everyday. 150 00:07:58,668 --> 00:08:01,536 My friends are gonna be lunch if I don't think fast! 151 00:08:07,144 --> 00:08:09,010 SpongeBob! Patrick! 152 00:08:11,081 --> 00:08:12,147 Mrs. Puff! 153 00:08:12,215 --> 00:08:13,348 Mr. Krabs! 154 00:08:13,416 --> 00:08:14,415 Larry! 155 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,552 Yeeouch! 156 00:08:19,022 --> 00:08:20,488 Look out, Pearl! 157 00:08:20,557 --> 00:08:22,490 I'll save you! 158 00:08:22,559 --> 00:08:23,725 Yee-ha! 159 00:08:27,197 --> 00:08:28,997 Like busting a bronco! 160 00:08:29,065 --> 00:08:30,632 Yee-ha! 161 00:08:36,006 --> 00:08:37,939 Whoa-oh-oh-oh! 162 00:08:41,845 --> 00:08:44,746 Not the blowhole! 163 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:08,970 Hey! Everybody! 164 00:09:09,039 --> 00:09:10,905 The light is bad! 165 00:09:10,974 --> 00:09:12,707 Stay away from the light! 166 00:09:12,776 --> 00:09:14,909 - License and registration, please? 167 00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:27,956 Hold your breath, critters. 168 00:09:29,025 --> 00:09:30,258 - Uh-oh! 169 00:09:32,896 --> 00:09:34,696 Whale! 170 00:09:34,764 --> 00:09:36,965 Stroke! Stroke! 171 00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:38,299 Stroke! 172 00:09:45,242 --> 00:09:46,708 Oh! Oh, Potty! 173 00:09:46,776 --> 00:09:48,710 We're taking on water! 174 00:09:50,547 --> 00:09:52,714 A little help here, please, Potty? 175 00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:55,516 Oh! 176 00:09:55,585 --> 00:09:58,386 Get out of here, you fiendish feather duster! 177 00:09:58,455 --> 00:10:00,989 Shoo! Shoo! I said, shoo! 178 00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:02,257 I'll do it meself. 179 00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:03,825 I don't need your help. 180 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:07,528 I'm perfectly fine doing it by meself. 181 00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:12,300 Here's where we get off. 182 00:10:15,205 --> 00:10:17,238 Thanks for the lift, Pearl! 183 00:10:17,307 --> 00:10:18,773 Don't you worry. 184 00:10:18,842 --> 00:10:20,975 Nobody's going to eat you guys on my watch. 185 00:10:21,044 --> 00:10:22,543 Ow! 186 00:10:24,281 --> 00:10:26,247 Dinner time! Come and get it! 187 00:10:31,388 --> 00:10:33,655 - This is so fascinating, Frenchy. 188 00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:35,290 Tell me more about my fishy friends. 189 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:38,426 Oh, wait. I'll put you on speaker phone. 190 00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:40,461 - Ah, the lobster. 191 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:42,096 The cockroach of the sea. 192 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:43,932 Skittering across the ocean floor, 193 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,035 the lobster sheds its skin once a week... 194 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,309 And then eats it. 195 00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:56,711 - Now that's what I call recycling, huh, Frenchy? 196 00:10:56,780 --> 00:11:00,848 - Ah, notice the scavenger crab eating garbage 197 00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:04,619 unaware he is being stalked by his natural predator, 198 00:11:04,688 --> 00:11:07,455 the puffer fish. 199 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:09,791 Oh, no, you don't. 200 00:11:09,859 --> 00:11:11,526 - Ow! 201 00:11:11,594 --> 00:11:14,729 - I knew I was gonna have to separate you two. 202 00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:18,266 You're welcome, Mr. Krabs 203 00:11:19,602 --> 00:11:21,769 Ouch! 204 00:11:21,838 --> 00:11:24,872 Yeowch! 205 00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:29,577 - Ah, observe how the hungry sea star 206 00:11:29,646 --> 00:11:32,780 ejects his own stomach from his body 207 00:11:32,849 --> 00:11:34,749 in order to eat his meal 208 00:11:34,818 --> 00:11:38,286 where the primitive sea sponge filters nutrients 209 00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:41,122 and oxygen from bacteria particles. 210 00:11:45,562 --> 00:11:48,997 SpongeBob is never gonna believe this. 211 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,934 - Ah, the giant octopus. 212 00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:55,770 One of the largest predators on the ocean floor. 213 00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:58,706 - Texas toast! It's a good thing my tree dome 214 00:11:58,775 --> 00:12:00,641 is made of ten tons of pressure proof glass, 215 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:03,044 huh, Frenchy? - Oui, Sandy, that is true, 216 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,146 but, unfortunately, the poisonous 217 00:12:05,215 --> 00:12:08,449 and highly intelligent octopus can also cut through 218 00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:10,685 hard bedrock with its beak. 219 00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:17,258 - You don't see that everyday! 220 00:12:17,327 --> 00:12:20,128 Squidward, no! 221 00:12:35,678 --> 00:12:38,212 Whoa! 222 00:12:38,281 --> 00:12:41,115 Ooh! 223 00:12:46,256 --> 00:12:47,555 - Hi-yah! 224 00:12:47,624 --> 00:12:50,958 Aah, hominy grits! 225 00:12:53,029 --> 00:12:56,064 - Ah, the battle for the survival of the fittest 226 00:12:56,132 --> 00:12:58,299 rages on in the animal kingdom. 227 00:12:58,368 --> 00:13:01,469 - My friends! My tree! 228 00:13:01,538 --> 00:13:03,671 - Sandy, you must remember, 229 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:07,175 who is the natural enemy of the octopus? 230 00:13:07,243 --> 00:13:10,378 - That's a great idea. 231 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,980 - Using her versatile tail, 232 00:13:13,049 --> 00:13:15,349 the Texas land squirrel calls out 233 00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:18,186 to the natural enemy of the octopus. 234 00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:20,254 - There she blows, y'all! 235 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:22,824 The whale. 236 00:13:22,892 --> 00:13:26,194 - Sick 'em, Pearl! Sorry, Squidward! 237 00:13:36,272 --> 00:13:37,972 Ooh! Ohh! 238 00:13:41,044 --> 00:13:43,778 Oh! Two hours is up? 239 00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,346 Thank goodness. 240 00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:48,783 - And so we bid a fond adieu to Neptune's moon 241 00:13:48,852 --> 00:13:52,920 as it descends back into the Earth from whence it came. 242 00:13:52,989 --> 00:13:55,523 We will see it again in 100 years. 243 00:13:55,592 --> 00:13:58,960 Goal! 244 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,447 What is going on here? 245 00:14:19,516 --> 00:14:20,815 My clothes! 246 00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:28,389 - Aah! 247 00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:37,465 - Um, Sandy, how come your tree dome is broken 248 00:14:37,534 --> 00:14:39,300 and everyone's naked? - Well, SpongeBob, 249 00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:41,936 let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday 250 00:14:42,005 --> 00:14:44,605 I ever had. - And, of course, 251 00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:47,508 Neptune's moon is always followed by 252 00:14:47,577 --> 00:14:50,811 Neptune's sun. 253 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:05,226 You don't see that everyday. 254 00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,395 Jinx! Buy me a patty! 255 00:15:11,568 --> 00:15:13,968 - Ah, Bikini Bottom. 256 00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:17,405 Teaming with life and naked mysteries. 257 00:15:17,473 --> 00:15:19,240 This next whale song is going out 258 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:23,177 to my favorite squirrel. Sandy, happy birthday. 259 00:15:23,246 --> 00:15:26,414 - Yee haw! 260 00:15:26,482 --> 00:15:28,683 Whoo! - Ooh, Potty, 261 00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,785 I never thought it'd end up like this, 262 00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:33,921 brunch for a shark. - I guess this is it. 263 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:35,556 Good-bye, Patchy. 264 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:39,060 - Good-bye, Potty. 265 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,734 Huh? - Hello! 266 00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:49,170 - Frenchy, you surprising scallywag! 267 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,838 Get... What are you doing here? 268 00:15:50,907 --> 00:15:54,909 - Ah, Patchy the pirate, I just swam back to warn you 269 00:15:54,978 --> 00:15:58,012 about Neptune's sun, but it's too late. 270 00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,081 Au revoir. 271 00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:02,550 - Bye. 272 00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:05,086 Neptune's sun? 273 00:16:07,757 --> 00:16:10,958 What's happening? 274 00:16:28,411 --> 00:16:31,078 Mm, yummy. 275 00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:23,964 Oops. Doink. 276 00:17:31,174 --> 00:17:33,274 I don't remember leaving the fridge open. 277 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:35,743 Huh? 278 00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:41,048 Huh, I don't remember making such a mess. 279 00:17:41,117 --> 00:17:44,118 And I'm pretty sure I didn't eat spaghetti. 280 00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:47,288 Nope. 281 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:48,322 Huh? 282 00:18:03,906 --> 00:18:06,173 Oh, hey, Patrick. 283 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,844 Wake up, Patrick! 284 00:18:10,713 --> 00:18:13,848 Whoa! 285 00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:31,932 Whoa! 286 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:09,470 Aah! 287 00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:28,355 - Aah! 288 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:33,994 Aah! 289 00:19:56,419 --> 00:20:00,421 Aah! Whew. 290 00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:19,907 - Shh! Shhh! 291 00:20:25,114 --> 00:20:27,515 - Uh-huh. Phew. 292 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,749 - What the...? 293 00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,785 - Aah! 294 00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:35,523 Ooh! Ow! 295 00:20:42,565 --> 00:20:45,432 Blech! Ow! 296 00:20:54,577 --> 00:20:57,111 Mm. Ahh... 297 00:20:57,179 --> 00:20:58,812 - No, Patrick, no! 298 00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:02,116 Don't! 299 00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:20,401 Huh? Aah! 300 00:21:36,385 --> 00:21:38,652 Ohh! 301 00:21:52,201 --> 00:21:54,935 Whoa! 302 00:21:59,175 --> 00:22:02,042 - Breezy. 303 00:22:29,405 --> 00:22:31,405 - Ow! 304 00:22:31,474 --> 00:22:35,376 Oh, brother. 305 00:22:37,947 --> 00:22:38,879 Oh! 306 00:22:41,617 --> 00:22:44,051 Oh, he'll be fine.