1 00:00:22,398 --> 00:00:23,650 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,360 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:26,820 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:28,780 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,954 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:37,914 --> 00:00:39,582 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:43,962 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:45,964 --> 00:00:47,966 - SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,801 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:54,055 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,390 SpongeBob 12 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:57,267 SquarePants! 13 00:01:15,660 --> 00:01:17,579 Batter up! 14 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:27,755 Ah, oh. 15 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,888 I got it, I got it. 16 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:40,560 Wah! 17 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,899 Whoo-hoo! 18 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:59,787 What are you two dizzy dingbats doing out here? 19 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:02,332 Just treasuring our time together, Squidward. 20 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:05,168 Well, that time is over. 21 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,504 Say good night, go to your separate houses, 22 00:02:07,587 --> 00:02:08,880 and be quiet! 23 00:02:12,550 --> 00:02:13,927 I can't do it! 24 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:16,846 I can't be away from my best friend. 25 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,598 No, it hurts too much! 26 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,602 Oh, will you two cut it out? 27 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:25,647 Cut it out… 28 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:28,650 Squidward, that's a great idea! 29 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:29,943 It is? 30 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:37,784 Wow! 31 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,494 My turn! 32 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:49,796 Aww. 33 00:02:52,882 --> 00:02:55,885 I think I'm gonna be sick. 34 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,387 Here you go, Patrick. 35 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,639 Now we never have to be apart, 36 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,683 even when we're not together. 37 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:02,976 This is great. 38 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:05,186 See you forever, SpongeBob. 39 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:08,356 Yeah, see you forever, Patrick. 40 00:03:11,109 --> 00:03:12,819 Time for bed, Tiny Patrick. 41 00:03:40,889 --> 00:03:42,974 Uh. Oh. 42 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:44,726 Ah. 43 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:04,120 - Good morning, Squidward. - Says who? 44 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:07,248 You sit right there, my hungry little sailor, 45 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:09,083 while I whip you up some grub from the galley. 46 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,004 Dah, uh-huh. 47 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:20,261 Ah. 48 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:26,768 Ahh. 49 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,066 Ahhh! 50 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:34,692 Yah! 51 00:04:36,778 --> 00:04:40,114 Huh? Careful there, little buddy. 52 00:04:40,198 --> 00:04:42,367 The grill is hot. 53 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:49,874 Ohhh. 54 00:04:55,255 --> 00:04:56,965 Huh? 55 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:59,092 Whee-ah! 56 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:00,885 Stop! 57 00:05:00,969 --> 00:05:02,846 Bad, Tiny Patrick. 58 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:06,182 Sorry to do this, little guy, 59 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:08,893 but I have to keep you safe while I get some work done. 60 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:12,021 Ah-yah. 61 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:33,918 Good morning. 62 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,008 Aah. 63 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:46,222 Didn't think I was gonna be able to eat all that. 64 00:05:46,306 --> 00:05:48,683 But then I did! 65 00:05:48,766 --> 00:05:53,062 Brushy, brushy, brushy. 66 00:05:53,146 --> 00:05:55,273 Come on, Tiny SpongeBob. 67 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,775 You gotta lift with your back. 68 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:04,282 Oh, oh. Hey, SpongeBob. 69 00:06:04,365 --> 00:06:07,702 Patrick, hi. 70 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,913 Eeh. 71 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:11,206 Hmm. Hmm. 72 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:23,134 So, uh, I'd love to hang out, 73 00:06:23,218 --> 00:06:26,638 but I already have some plans with Tiny Patrick here. 74 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:30,225 Oh, yeah, well, me and Tiny SpongeBob, 75 00:06:30,308 --> 00:06:33,353 we're pretty busy tonight, so good night. 76 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:34,813 Good night. 77 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:43,613 I don't want you getting into trouble during the night, 78 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:45,615 so you're gonna stay in the aquarium 79 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:47,826 like a good little sleepy clam. 80 00:06:47,909 --> 00:06:50,078 Ahh! 81 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:52,914 Ahhh! 82 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:10,807 Huh? Hey. 83 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:16,396 Didn't you used to have one, two…two arms? 84 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:19,274 Okay, little buddy. 85 00:07:19,357 --> 00:07:21,568 Let's find that arm of yours. 86 00:07:21,651 --> 00:07:24,821 Oh. 87 00:07:24,904 --> 00:07:27,282 Nope. 88 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:29,367 Nope. Hmm. 89 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,077 - Huh? - Ah! 90 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:34,122 Nope. Oh. 91 00:07:34,205 --> 00:07:36,166 Ah-ha! I got it! 92 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:43,047 I'll fix you up in no time. 93 00:07:44,424 --> 00:07:46,176 Good as new. 94 00:07:46,259 --> 00:07:48,511 Ehh. Huh? 95 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:53,975 Okay, good night. 96 00:07:56,478 --> 00:07:58,146 Huh? 97 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:11,201 Oh? 98 00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:18,666 Ding! 99 00:08:18,750 --> 00:08:20,835 Yah! 100 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:28,092 Yes, Squidward, extra mayo, I heard you. 101 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:45,485 Oh, hi, Patrick. 102 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,237 Hey, SpongeBob. 103 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,657 I don't remember us having a sleepover last night. 104 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,544 What's going on, SpongeBob? 105 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:04,754 Oh, hey, little guys. 106 00:09:04,838 --> 00:09:07,173 You're playing with each other. So cute. 107 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:38,246 Whew. 108 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,125 Huh? 109 00:09:44,502 --> 00:09:46,671 Ah, ah. 110 00:09:57,515 --> 00:09:59,267 Hey! 111 00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:06,900 What are they doing, SpongeBob? 112 00:10:06,983 --> 00:10:08,943 Just trying to live their lives, Patrick. 113 00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:12,238 Just trying to live their lives. 114 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:13,656 Poor little guys. 115 00:10:17,744 --> 00:10:20,205 Our world is just too big for them. 116 00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:22,332 Ohh, I have an idea. 117 00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:26,211 Oh, I hope it's not another one of your crazy plans 118 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:29,672 to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula. 119 00:10:29,756 --> 00:10:31,174 You're thinking of Plankton, Patrick. 120 00:10:31,257 --> 00:10:33,343 Oh, yeah! 121 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:45,814 Ta-da! 122 00:10:45,897 --> 00:10:47,857 A tiny home for my tiny friend. 123 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:50,235 Ahh! 124 00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:54,280 Oh, I get it. 125 00:10:57,867 --> 00:11:00,787 Nice work, Patrick. Whoops! 126 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:03,623 Almost forgot. 127 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,208 You've got to have a Gare-Bear. 128 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:06,543 Oh, yay! 129 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,086 Ohh. Huh? 130 00:11:13,466 --> 00:11:15,510 Aww. 131 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:21,850 Let's leave 'em alone, Patrick. 132 00:11:40,702 --> 00:11:41,995 Ugh, too bright. 133 00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:45,999 Oh, those two again. 134 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,419 What the… 135 00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:55,383 Ow! 136 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:59,387 No, get away. Get away! 137 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:26,122 Wah! 138 00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:30,418 Oh, Sheldon. 139 00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:32,962 You're so romantic. 140 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:35,131 It's all about you today, Karen. 141 00:12:35,215 --> 00:12:36,716 Oh, this makes up 142 00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:39,677 for a lot of your stupidity lately, Plankton. 143 00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:42,555 Plankton's stepped away for a moment. 144 00:12:42,639 --> 00:12:44,182 The name's Ray Ray, 145 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:47,560 and I am at your service, m'lady. 146 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:49,062 Pow! 147 00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:51,606 Oh, kiss me, pipsqueak. 148 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:54,526 I mean, Ray Ray. 149 00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:58,723 Grandma! 150 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:01,866 I told you never to call me on this screen. 151 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:04,744 Sheldon, is that you? 152 00:13:04,828 --> 00:13:06,663 Yes, it's me, Grandma. 153 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,832 Always nice to hear from you. Okay, gotta go. 154 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,458 Okay, sweetie. 155 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:13,294 See you tomorrow at eight AM sharp. 156 00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:14,921 Right, see you then. What a minute, what? 157 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,589 Eight AM? 158 00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:19,509 Um, what's happening at eight AM, Grandma? 159 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,636 Don't you remember, silly? 160 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:25,265 You promised me you'd own the Krusty Krab 161 00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:27,225 by my 90th birthday. 162 00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:30,979 Well, my 90th is tomorrow! 163 00:13:31,062 --> 00:13:35,817 You do own the Krusty Krab now, right? 164 00:13:39,904 --> 00:13:41,781 Lie, that's it! 165 00:13:41,865 --> 00:13:45,160 Uh, you're darn right I own the Krusty Krab, Grandma, 166 00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:46,619 and I can't wait to give you 167 00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:48,997 the grand tour tomorrow morning. 168 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,040 Aww, see you then. 169 00:13:52,876 --> 00:13:55,211 That smack was for Plankton. 170 00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:58,089 Now bring back Ray Ray. 171 00:13:58,173 --> 00:14:00,216 Oh, what am I gonna do, Karen? 172 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,760 How am I gonna fool Grandma tomorrow? 173 00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:06,347 Oh, okay, I guess bath time is over. 174 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:09,142 Why don't you and Ray Ray take a long walk 175 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:11,728 off a short plank? 176 00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:16,900 Gotta think, gotta think. 177 00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:18,610 Come on, brain! 178 00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:22,864 This way to the Krusty Krab! 179 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:25,658 Pull right in and order a Krabby Patty! 180 00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:31,873 Whoo! Whoop, whoop. 181 00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:34,918 Ooh. Aah. 182 00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:49,557 Whew. 183 00:14:49,641 --> 00:14:52,018 Ow! 184 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:54,979 SpongeBoob, ya gotta help me. 185 00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:58,983 Sorry, Plankton, what can I do to help you? 186 00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:03,196 This is not an evil scheme. 187 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:06,533 The truth is I promised my grandma 188 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,828 I would own the Krusty Krab by her 90th birthday. 189 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:12,831 So I need Krabs to play pretend tomorrow 190 00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:14,833 and fool my grandma into believing 191 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:17,418 I'm the new owner, otherwise she will think 192 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,295 I'm a big loser. Got it? 193 00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:22,882 Well, I believe you, Plankton, 194 00:15:22,966 --> 00:15:25,009 but I'm not sure Mr. Krabs is gonna buy it. 195 00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:26,678 I'm not gonna buy what? 196 00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:31,599 I ain't buying it! This whole grandma thing 197 00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,476 sounds just like another phony plot 198 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,103 to steal me formula. 199 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,189 I was hoping I wouldn't have to resort to this, Eugene, 200 00:15:38,273 --> 00:15:41,609 but… 201 00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:48,074 SpongeBob, there's something wrong with his eye. 202 00:15:48,158 --> 00:15:50,702 That's Plankton's rarely seen sincere face, Mr. Krabs, 203 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,871 and it means for once he is telling the truth. 204 00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:56,249 You know, I have a grandma too. 205 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:58,543 Aww. 206 00:16:01,629 --> 00:16:04,090 All right, I buy it. 207 00:16:04,174 --> 00:16:06,426 Thank you. 208 00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:11,723 First things first. 209 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:14,559 That should keep it safe for six to eight hours. 210 00:16:14,642 --> 00:16:16,227 All right, me pretties, 211 00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:20,023 let's make this place pro-Plankton pronto. 212 00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:21,858 Ahhh! 213 00:16:46,257 --> 00:16:48,718 Mmm, mmm. 214 00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:59,521 Now everyone remember, for the rest of the day 215 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:02,190 Plankton is the… 216 00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:03,608 Plankton's boss. 217 00:17:07,445 --> 00:17:09,113 Hi, Grandma. 218 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:10,990 Happy birthday. 219 00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:14,577 Nice to see you again, Grandma Plankton. 220 00:17:14,661 --> 00:17:18,998 Ugh. Who invited C-Pee-Eww? 221 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,043 All right, I tried. 222 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,923 Let me help you with your bag, Grandma. 223 00:17:27,006 --> 00:17:28,007 Ouch! 224 00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:31,344 Well, here we are, Grandma. 225 00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:33,847 Welcome to the Krusty Plankton. 226 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,640 I named it after you. 227 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:39,811 Oh, well, aren't you a sweet grandson? 228 00:17:39,894 --> 00:17:41,187 Who are they? 229 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,148 They're just my employees, Grandma. 230 00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:45,275 Meet SpongeBob and Eugene. 231 00:17:45,358 --> 00:17:47,485 Hello, Grandma Plankton. 232 00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:49,696 They look like very nice boys, 233 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:52,949 and I'll bet they're even nicer when they're working. 234 00:17:53,032 --> 00:17:54,075 You heard, Grandma! 235 00:17:54,159 --> 00:17:55,952 We ain't running a welcome wagon here! 236 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:57,745 Get back to work! 237 00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,669 Yeah, sure thing, Plankton. 238 00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:10,216 That's Mr. Plankton to you, busboy. 239 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,969 Sorry, Mr. Plankton. 240 00:18:13,052 --> 00:18:14,971 It won't happen again. 241 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:21,895 Oh, look, that one's napping on the job. 242 00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:32,071 Nap time's over, loafer! 243 00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:34,991 Okay, who's the wise guy? 244 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:39,787 Ohh. 245 00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:41,664 Oh, my goodness. 246 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:45,668 Who is this handsome young man? 247 00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:48,213 Oh, that's Squidward. He's nobody. 248 00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:49,756 Moving along… 249 00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:51,382 Mm. Squidward. 250 00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:54,928 Didn't we meet at an early bird dinner? 251 00:18:55,011 --> 00:19:00,725 Ooh, I think someone has a not-so-secret admirer. 252 00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:04,646 Ow! 253 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:07,273 All right, lady, I don't normally say this, 254 00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:09,234 but got off my nose. 255 00:19:09,317 --> 00:19:11,069 Go along with it, Squidward. 256 00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:12,946 Or you're fired. 257 00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,741 So, Grandma Plankton, 258 00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:19,536 where have you been all my life? 259 00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:23,790 Call me Lily. 260 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:27,710 Okay, Grandma, you're embarrassing me now. 261 00:19:29,671 --> 00:19:33,049 To the kitchen, Squidward. 262 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:38,888 Try one of our Planky Patties, Grandma. 263 00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:40,223 Fresh off the grill. 264 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,979 I'll need my teeth for this. 265 00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:47,230 Whoops. 266 00:19:47,313 --> 00:19:49,149 Oops. 267 00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:51,776 I dropped my choppers. 268 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,278 Oh, well. 269 00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:57,866 I guess Squidward will have to chew it for me. 270 00:19:58,158 --> 00:19:59,826 Oh, sure, I'll… what? 271 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,661 Aah. 272 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:06,166 That's it, chew it up real good. 273 00:20:06,249 --> 00:20:07,750 That's enough. My turn. 274 00:20:07,834 --> 00:20:10,879 Aah. 275 00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:15,175 Delicious. 276 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:20,180 Oh, Sheldon, you've outdone yourself. 277 00:20:20,263 --> 00:20:23,183 You really are a master chef. 278 00:20:26,102 --> 00:20:28,521 Thank you, Sheldon. 279 00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:30,273 You've really made my birthday 280 00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:32,567 something extra special this year. 281 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,777 All right, Grandma. Got your bag? 282 00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:37,280 You are out the door, and that is that. 283 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:39,991 Oh, just one more thing. 284 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:42,410 My last birthday wish 285 00:20:42,494 --> 00:20:44,704 is to get a photo of me 286 00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:49,000 posing with the Krabby Patty secret formula. 287 00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:53,588 Krabs? 288 00:20:53,671 --> 00:20:57,467 Fine. Anything to get that bag with a bag out of here. 289 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,224 Say cheese. 290 00:21:04,307 --> 00:21:06,726 Cheese. 291 00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,102 Ahhh! 292 00:21:12,398 --> 00:21:15,735 Finally, the secret formula is mine! 293 00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:18,154 I knew your sincerity was insincere, sir! 294 00:21:18,238 --> 00:21:22,075 I didn't know anything about this, Eugene, honest. 295 00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:23,952 But I love it! 296 00:21:24,035 --> 00:21:28,248 Now we can rule the world as a family, eh, Grandma? 297 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:35,046 Sorry, Sheldon, but I'm not sharing this formula with you. 298 00:21:35,129 --> 00:21:36,798 But Grandma! 299 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:41,845 Adios, mi amor! 300 00:21:41,928 --> 00:21:44,013 Mmmm. 301 00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:50,478 Why? Why did I lie? 302 00:21:50,562 --> 00:21:53,606 Why? Why did I pretend? 303 00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:56,860 Why? Why did I give her my formula? 304 00:21:56,943 --> 00:22:01,239 Why? Why wouldn't we be open on Tuesday, idiot. 305 00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:03,366 What have we done? 306 00:22:09,372 --> 00:22:11,457 I have the secret formula. 307 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:14,252 This world is mine! 308 00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,716 All chanting: Grandma! Grandma! Grandma! 309 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:23,178 Darling, why don't you toss the peasants 310 00:22:23,261 --> 00:22:24,888 a little something? 311 00:22:39,986 --> 00:22:43,490 I'll take that, thank you very much. 312 00:22:45,116 --> 00:22:46,826 Safe and sound. 313 00:22:48,495 --> 00:22:52,123 Happy birthday, Grandma.