Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob
SquarePants!
Oh, thanks for the ride, Dylan.
No problem, Pearl.
You still down for that party tonight?
Oh, you bet!
Nautical. I'll pick you up at eight.
Ooooh…
Again? Come on, Pearly girl,
we're running low on doors here.
Oh, I'm sorry daddy. I'm just so excited to go
to the big party tonight, I, I just…
Oh no! No no no no no no no no no.
Sorry sweetie, Daddy's going out to play cards
with the boys tonight.
But, but Daddy!
No buts! I can't be worrying
about you all night, honey.
But Daddy, I want to go to the party!
Oh shrimp.
Whoa!
Whew. Hmm?
Aaah!
There, there, me little beluga.
It'll be okay.
I hired Mr. Squidward to baby-sit!
Just like when you were little.
Ew, Dad! Squidward is so lame!
Lame-shmame!
You and Squidward will have so much fun,
You won't want to go anywhere!
But just in case…
You won't be able to go anywhere!
Oh! Just in time.
Mm-hmm. Hmm?
Squidward! Thanks for keeping an eye
on me little Pearl tonight.
No problem.
Remember our deal,
Keep Pearl out of trouble,
and I'll give you one shift a week
without SpongeBob.
But if anything happens to my little angel…
No, please! Anything but that!
Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. You can count on me.
I knew I could.
- Phew. - Oh thanks for watching
the house tonight, Squidward.
I'll be back late, so y'know don't wait up for me!
Your dad said we have
to stay in tonight…
But that doesn't mean we can't have…
fun!
Look, we could play with this Cetaceous Sally doll.
Or we could color this princess coloring book.
Or we could sing along with…
Aaah!
Sally!
Aaaaah!
Outside the lines.
Pearl?
Hello?
Hmm. Hey, uh, Pearl…
Ummm…
Whatcha up to?
Arts and crafts.
Hey, I dabble in the arts myself.
Maybe I could help!
Uh never mind, I…
You seem to have that under control.
I'll just, um, be out here if you need me.
Or not. Preferably not.
That is one morbid teen.
That ought to keep him out of my hair.
It's go time!
What's happening?
Pearl?
Oh. You asleep?
Aww, she must have tuckered herself out.
Aah! Oh, no!
Maybe if we get it on ice they can reattach it!
Aaah.
Oh thanks for the ride, Dylan.
No prob.
She's gone! Krabs is gonna kill me!
Um, that sign said "surface."
Are you sure this is the way?
For sure, babe. We're going to
a breach party.
Oh, I've never been to one of those before.
Sounds exciting.
Whoo!
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hmm. Still warm.
The surface, eh?
That SpongeBob-free shift will be mine!
Aaaah!
SpongeBob…shift…mine…
Mmm, oh Dylan.
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
Breach, breach, breach, breach, breach, breach…
Whoo-hoo!
Pearl!
You have to come home, right away!
We can do whatever you want if we go back now!
I'll even play you some jazz!
Kids love jazz!
- No! - Jazz…making me…nerdier!
Oh, this is so embarrassing!
Forget him Pearl, let's breach.
Aaah!
Yeah!
I don't know. Is it dangerous?
Uh-uh, babe. It's nautical.
Pearl!
What about yo-yos?
Kids love yo-yo…
Oof!
Okay, let's do it!
One…two…three…
Yahoo!
This is so coral!
Oof!
Dylan, help!
This isn't nautical!
Oh man, she's beached.
We're gonna be in so much trouble!
Leave her! Let's cheese it!
Let's get out of here.
Oh, no!
Pearl! Are you all right?
Oh, Squidward, I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you!
It's okay.
Let's just get you out of here.
Oof!
Oh.
Okay, okay. Just, hold on a second.
Hold on? What are you…
Gah.
Aaah.
Huh?
Aaaah!
I can't believe Dylan ditched me.
My life is over.
Oh, I don't think it's that bad.
Aaah.
I'll um, just get you home.
Many, many minutes later…
Oh.
Guess I'll just wait
for my dad to get home.
Ya know, there is a way we could still have
a little fun tonight.
Really?
Like, hello?
Hmm? Huh?
Aaah!
Ya-bow.
Delivery… Whoa!
Whaaa!
Oof!
Delivery.
Will you ever learn how to use those doors?
Never.
Has anybody seen my delivery?
Delivery coming.
Huh?
- Pardon me. - Whoa!
- Hey! - Oof.
Oh, I've heard of this. Davey Jones' cubicle.
Your delivery, ma'am.
Whoa, whoa!
Ah.
Phew.
Oh, no.
A delicious Krusty Krab disaster.
Call the shore patrol. Get an ambulance.
Does anyone know CSR? Chocolate Shake Resuscitation.
It's all right. Just leave it.
Here, you can drink it from here!
See?
Yow.
It's too late. I did all I could
but it wasn't enough.
I'll just clean up the remains.
Enough.
Just go. I'm busy.
In ancient times one would fall on their sword
by way of apology.
We at the Krusty Krab keep that tradition.
And now that that's out of the way,
I am going to give you
the Krusty Krab Customer Service Pledge of Satisfaction.
I pledge to come back here tonight,
and clean this carpet and make it shine.
As a matter of fact, I'll clean all your offices
and all your cubicles. Courtesy of The Krusty Krab.
There's no need. We have a cleaning robot
that does that all at night.
No, mom, I'm not double checking
that the doors are locked.
Stop nagging me.
I love you too.
Thanks for loaning me your cleaning cart, Patrick.
Cleaning cart?
I thought this was a food cart?
The best door ever!
Whaaa!
Hold on.
Trash.
Aaah! Paper shredder!
Ah.
No two shreds are alike.
Let's start here and make our way
to the milkshake stain.
I got it. I got it.
Trash.
Oh.
Can I just say oops.
Not a problem. We'll just put them all back up
the way they were.
There. Good as new.
Uh…
How do we get out of here?
Uh, maybe this way?
Oh, or, uh, this way.
Oop, missed one. Huh…
Trash.
Hey, that's mine.
I'm cleaning these offices.
Patrick, catch.
Trash.
No!
Run!
Grrr.
Ugh.
Boo boo.
Oh, no. I'm bleeding.
It's okay. It's decaf.
Trash, trash, trash.
SpongeBob, why is this happening?
Trash, trash, trash, trash, trash.
Trash.
Um, you…look, you garbage-can thing.
I don't know what we did to you
but I made a Krusty Krab pledge to your boss
to clean these offices.
Whoa.
Ow! My rump is roasting.
Hey! Patrick may be trashy…
But he's not trash.
Whoa. Oh.
Mmm, Patrick soup.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Sorry to do this. But you'll have to stay here
until we finish cleaning.
Here. This should tide you over
till we're done.
Whew. Finally.
Patrick, meet the main stain that I disdain.
Oh, what do you know.
This cleaner contains saliva enzymes
that break down chocolate particles.
Hmm. You know if we wanted to
we could just…
Way ahead of ya.
Make room.
Huh?
Eliminate intruders.
Ew.
Patrick, stop sweating on me.
I ran out of sweat an hour ago.
Aah! Coffee killer!
You again.
Oh, good. Soda.
I was getting thirsty again.
Aaah.
This is not refreshing.
Ow, oh.
Grrr.
Gah.
Aaah.
Whoa.
Man, you do not take a bad picture.
Hang in there, buddy.
Hang in there.
Hey, where'd you get the tank, Patrick?
It's what this company makes: Tanks.
How did I not notice that?
We'll use these as ammunition.
Retreat. Retreat.
Huh?
Hello.
Hey Trash Bot.
Mmm. Trash.
SpongeBob SquarePants always keeps his word.
That carpet is clean.
And I helped.
You sure did, buddy.
Come on, pal, let's go get us a snack.
Oh, I like that sound, SpongeBob.
- Ugh. - I quit.