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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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Oh, thanks for the ride,
Dylan.

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No problem, Pearl.

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You still down
for that party tonight?

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Oh, you bet!

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Nautical.
I'll pick you up at eight.

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Ooooh…

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Again?
Come on, Pearly girl,

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we're running low
on doors here.

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Oh, I'm sorry daddy.
I'm just so excited to go

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to the big party tonight,
I, I just…

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Oh no!
No no no no no no no no no.

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Sorry sweetie, Daddy's
going out to play cards

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with the boys tonight.

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But, but Daddy!

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No buts!
I can't be worrying

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about you
all night, honey.

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But Daddy, I want
to go to the party!

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Oh shrimp.

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Whoa!

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Whew.
Hmm?

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Aaah!

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There, there,
me little beluga.

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It'll be okay.

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I hired Mr. Squidward
to baby-sit!

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Just like when
you were little.

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Ew, Dad!
Squidward is so lame!

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Lame-shmame!

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You and Squidward
will have so much fun,

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You won't want
to go anywhere!

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But just in case…

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You won't be able
to go anywhere!

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Oh! Just in time.

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Mm-hmm.
Hmm?

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Squidward!
Thanks for keeping an eye

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on me little
Pearl tonight.

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No problem.

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Remember our deal,

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Keep Pearl
out of trouble,

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and I'll give you
one shift a week

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without SpongeBob.

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But if anything happens
to my little angel…

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No, please!
Anything but that!

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Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
You can count on me.

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I knew I could.

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- Phew.
- Oh thanks for watching

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the house tonight,
Squidward.

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I'll be back late, so
y'know don't wait up for me!

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Your dad said we have

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to stay in tonight…

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But that doesn't
mean we can't have…

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fun!

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Look, we could play with
this Cetaceous Sally doll.

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Or we could color
this princess coloring book.

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Or we could
sing along with…

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Aaah!

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Sally!

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Aaaaah!

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Outside the lines.

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Pearl?

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Hello?

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Hmm.
Hey, uh, Pearl…

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Ummm…

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Whatcha up to?

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Arts and crafts.

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Hey, I dabble
in the arts myself.

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Maybe I could help!

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Uh never mind, I…

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You seem to have
that under control.

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I'll just, um, be out here
if you need me.

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Or not.
Preferably not.

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That is one morbid teen.

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That ought to keep him
out of my hair.

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It's go time!

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What's happening?

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Pearl?

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Oh.
You asleep?

89
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Aww, she must have
tuckered herself out.

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Aah!
Oh, no!

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Maybe if we get it on ice
they can reattach it!

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Aaah.

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Oh thanks for
the ride, Dylan.

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No prob.

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She's gone!
Krabs is gonna kill me!

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Um, that sign
said "surface."

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Are you sure
this is the way?

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For sure, babe.
We're going to

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a breach party.

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Oh, I've never been
to one of those before.

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Sounds exciting.

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Whoo!

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Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

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Hmm.
Still warm.

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The surface, eh?

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That SpongeBob-free
shift will be mine!

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Aaaah!

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SpongeBob…shift…mine…

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Mmm, oh Dylan.

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Chug, chug, chug, chug!

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Breach, breach, breach,
breach, breach, breach…

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Whoo-hoo!

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Pearl!

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You have to
come home, right away!

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We can do whatever
you want if we go back now!

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I'll even play
you some jazz!

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Kids love jazz!

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- No!
- Jazz…making me…nerdier!

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Oh, this is
so embarrassing!

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Forget him Pearl,
let's breach.

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Aaah!

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Yeah!

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I don't know.
Is it dangerous?

124
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Uh-uh, babe.
It's nautical.

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Pearl!

126
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What about yo-yos?

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Kids love yo-yo…

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Oof!

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Okay, let's do it!

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One…two…three…

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Yahoo!

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This is so coral!

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Oof!

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Dylan, help!

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This isn't nautical!

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Oh man, she's beached.

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We're gonna be
in so much trouble!

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Leave her!
Let's cheese it!

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Let's get out of here.

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Oh, no!

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Pearl!
Are you all right?

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Oh, Squidward, I'm so sorry
I didn't listen to you!

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It's okay.

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Let's just get you
out of here.

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Oof!

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Oh.

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Okay, okay.
Just, hold on a second.

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Hold on?
What are you…

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Gah.

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Aaah.

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Huh?

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Aaaah!

153
00:11:04,388 --> 00:11:07,433
I can't believe Dylan
ditched me.

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My life is over.

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Oh, I don't think
it's that bad.

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Aaah.

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I'll um, just get you home.

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Many, many minutes later…

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Oh.

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Guess I'll just wait

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for my dad to get home.

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Ya know, there is a way
we could still have

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a little
fun tonight.

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Really?

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00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:56,023
Like, hello?

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Hmm?
Huh?

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Aaah!

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Ya-bow.

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Delivery…
Whoa!

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Whaaa!

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Oof!

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Delivery.

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Will you ever learn
how to use those doors?

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Never.

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Has anybody seen
my delivery?

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Delivery coming.

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Huh?

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00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:03,007
- Pardon me.
- Whoa!

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00:13:03,091 --> 00:13:05,093
- Hey!
- Oof.

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00:13:05,176 --> 00:13:08,137
Oh, I've heard of this.
Davey Jones' cubicle.

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Your delivery, ma'am.

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Whoa, whoa!

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Ah.

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Phew.

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00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:29,075
Oh, no.

186
00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:30,785
A delicious
Krusty Krab disaster.

187
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Call the shore patrol.
Get an ambulance.

188
00:13:33,037 --> 00:13:36,666
Does anyone know CSR?
Chocolate Shake Resuscitation.

189
00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:44,465
It's all right.
Just leave it.

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00:13:44,549 --> 00:13:46,175
Here, you can
drink it from here!

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See?

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Yow.

193
00:13:52,723 --> 00:13:55,143
It's too late.
I did all I could

194
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but it wasn't enough.

195
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I'll just clean up
the remains.

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00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,276
Enough.

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00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:04,944
Just go.
I'm busy.

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00:14:05,027 --> 00:14:07,947
In ancient times
one would fall on their sword

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00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,574
by way of apology.

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00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:14,078
We at the Krusty Krab
keep that tradition.

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00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,458
And now that
that's out of the way,

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00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,084
I am going to give you

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the Krusty Krab Customer
Service Pledge of Satisfaction.

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00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:25,840
I pledge to come back
here tonight,

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00:14:25,923 --> 00:14:31,053
and clean this carpet
and make it shine.

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00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,848
As a matter of fact,
I'll clean all your offices

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00:14:33,931 --> 00:14:37,894
and all your cubicles.
Courtesy of The Krusty Krab.

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00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,604
There's no need.
We have a cleaning robot

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00:14:39,687 --> 00:14:42,815
that does that all at night.

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00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:45,485
No, mom,
I'm not double checking

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00:14:45,568 --> 00:14:46,986
that the doors are locked.

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00:14:47,069 --> 00:14:48,321
Stop nagging me.

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00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,198
I love you too.

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00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:52,784
Thanks for loaning me
your cleaning cart, Patrick.

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00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:55,369
Cleaning cart?

216
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:58,456
I thought this was
a food cart?

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00:14:58,539 --> 00:15:00,208
The best door ever!

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00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,292
Whaaa!

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00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,127
Hold on.

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00:15:08,382 --> 00:15:12,053
Trash.

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00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:20,353
Aaah!
Paper shredder!

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00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:25,566
Ah.

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00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:28,653
No two shreds are alike.

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00:15:28,736 --> 00:15:30,363
Let's start here
and make our way

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00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,657
to the milkshake stain.

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00:15:36,119 --> 00:15:37,105
I got it.
I got it.

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00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,998
I got it.

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Trash.

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00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,406
Trash.

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00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:17,076
Trash.

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00:16:23,374 --> 00:16:25,042
Trash.

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00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:32,133
Oh.

233
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,062
Can I just say oops.

234
00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:47,482
Not a problem.
We'll just put them all back up

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00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:49,942
the way they were.

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00:16:51,819 --> 00:16:53,404
There.
Good as new.

237
00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:54,655
Uh…

238
00:16:54,739 --> 00:16:57,366
How do we get out of here?

239
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,702
Uh, maybe this way?

240
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,830
Oh, or, uh, this way.

241
00:17:08,503 --> 00:17:10,088
Oop, missed one.
Huh…

242
00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:11,422
Trash.

243
00:17:11,506 --> 00:17:12,715
Hey, that's mine.

244
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,634
I'm cleaning these offices.

245
00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,469
Patrick, catch.

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00:17:23,601 --> 00:17:25,603
Trash.

247
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:27,522
No!

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00:17:27,605 --> 00:17:28,605
Run!

249
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,539
Grrr.

250
00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:46,207
Ugh.

251
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,378
Boo boo.

252
00:17:57,718 --> 00:18:00,805
Oh, no.
I'm bleeding.

253
00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:03,182
It's okay.
It's decaf.

254
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,769
Trash, trash, trash.

255
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,896
SpongeBob, why is
this happening?

256
00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:12,942
Trash, trash,
trash, trash, trash.

257
00:18:17,238 --> 00:18:20,825
Trash.

258
00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:23,911
Um, you…look,
you garbage-can thing.

259
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:25,371
I don't know
what we did to you

260
00:18:25,455 --> 00:18:27,707
but I made a Krusty Krab pledge
to your boss

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00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:28,916
to clean these offices.

262
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,758
Whoa.

263
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:38,760
Ow!
My rump is roasting.

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00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:41,637
Hey!
Patrick may be trashy…

265
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,599
But he's not trash.

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00:18:47,435 --> 00:18:48,770
Whoa.
Oh.

267
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,694
Mmm, Patrick soup.

268
00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,661
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

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00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,414
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

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00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,504
Sorry to do this.
But you'll have to stay here

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until we finish cleaning.

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00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,340
Here.
This should tide you over

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till we're done.

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00:19:22,386 --> 00:19:24,013
Whew.
Finally.

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00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,599
Patrick, meet
the main stain that I disdain.

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00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,018
Oh, what do you know.

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00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:31,145
This cleaner contains
saliva enzymes

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00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:33,189
that break down
chocolate particles.

279
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,816
Hmm.
You know if we wanted to

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00:19:34,899 --> 00:19:35,983
we could just…

281
00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,278
Way ahead of ya.

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00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:41,447
Make room.

283
00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:46,702
Huh?

284
00:19:53,543 --> 00:19:58,131
Eliminate intruders.

285
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,691
Ew.

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00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:17,942
Patrick,
stop sweating on me.

287
00:20:18,025 --> 00:20:21,237
I ran out of sweat
an hour ago.

288
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,492
Aah!
Coffee killer!

289
00:20:33,916 --> 00:20:36,461
You again.

290
00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:38,004
Oh, good.
Soda.

291
00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:41,174
I was getting
thirsty again.

292
00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:43,050
Aaah.

293
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,679
This is not refreshing.

294
00:20:46,763 --> 00:20:49,265
Ow, oh.

295
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,808
Grrr.

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00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:51,892
Gah.

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00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:00,261
Aaah.

298
00:21:00,276 --> 00:21:01,569
Whoa.

299
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:09,744
Man, you do not
take a bad picture.

300
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,528
Hang in there, buddy.

301
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:18,628
Hang in there.

302
00:21:30,473 --> 00:21:32,058
Hey, where'd you get
the tank, Patrick?

303
00:21:32,141 --> 00:21:36,145
It's what this company makes:
Tanks.

304
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:39,190
How did I not notice that?

305
00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:41,651
We'll use these
as ammunition.

306
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,995
Retreat.
Retreat.

307
00:22:22,817 --> 00:22:23,943
Huh?

308
00:22:24,026 --> 00:22:25,736
Hello.

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00:22:27,905 --> 00:22:29,907
Hey Trash Bot.

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00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:39,292
Mmm.
Trash.

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00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:48,426
SpongeBob SquarePants
always keeps his word.

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00:22:48,509 --> 00:22:50,928
That carpet is clean.

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00:22:51,012 --> 00:22:52,597
And I helped.

314
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,140
You sure did, buddy.

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00:22:54,223 --> 00:22:56,142
Come on, pal,
let's go get us a snack.

316
00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:59,479
Oh, I like that sound,
SpongeBob.

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00:23:08,237 --> 00:23:10,198
- Ugh.
- I quit.