1 00:00:11,118 --> 00:00:12,453 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:12,537 --> 00:00:14,080 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:14,163 --> 00:00:15,540 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:15,623 --> 00:00:17,708 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:22,713 --> 00:00:24,632 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:26,634 --> 00:00:28,469 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:30,763 --> 00:00:32,807 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:34,684 --> 00:00:36,644 - all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:36,727 --> 00:00:38,521 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:38,604 --> 00:00:42,775 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:42,858 --> 00:00:44,110 SpongeBob 12 00:00:44,193 --> 00:00:45,987 SquarePants! 13 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:10,428 Greetings, children of Bikini Bottom. 14 00:01:10,511 --> 00:01:14,515 I am Karen, the computer fairy. 15 00:01:18,477 --> 00:01:22,732 And I have a magical tale to tell. 16 00:01:22,815 --> 00:01:27,153 Once upon a time, there was a dim-witted sea star 17 00:01:27,236 --> 00:01:31,866 who was about to stuff his fat face. 18 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:44,253 That idiot has such a huge pile of patties. 19 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:47,423 I don't think he'll notice if one walks away. 20 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:54,513 Aww, I need more ketchup. 21 00:01:57,850 --> 00:01:59,977 Hmm, which patty to choose? 22 00:02:00,061 --> 00:02:01,687 This one? Nope, too small. 23 00:02:01,771 --> 00:02:03,356 This one? Nope, been chewed. 24 00:02:03,439 --> 00:02:05,524 This one? Nope, the seeds are missing. 25 00:02:15,243 --> 00:02:18,454 Stand up, you moron! 26 00:02:21,415 --> 00:02:23,459 Get me an ice pack, you idiot! 27 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:26,754 Where are you, voice? Where are you? 28 00:02:26,837 --> 00:02:28,464 Uh, Patrick? 29 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,758 Oh, it's you, SpongeBob. 30 00:02:30,841 --> 00:02:34,804 I thought you were this crazy voice that keeps telling me 31 00:02:34,887 --> 00:02:36,305 what to do. 32 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,140 Oh, that's probably your conscience. 33 00:02:38,224 --> 00:02:40,643 What are "conscience"? Are they bad? 34 00:02:40,726 --> 00:02:43,854 No, a conscience is a tiny voice inside you 35 00:02:43,938 --> 00:02:46,440 that tells you the difference between something that's right 36 00:02:46,524 --> 00:02:48,150 and something… 37 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,735 - That's wrong. - Hmm. 38 00:02:49,819 --> 00:02:53,531 So I should do what the voice tells me to do? 39 00:02:53,614 --> 00:02:56,367 Now that's a smart little sea star. 40 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:09,839 Patrick, this is your conscience speaking. 41 00:03:11,465 --> 00:03:14,886 Oh, nice to meet you, conscience. 42 00:03:14,969 --> 00:03:17,138 So stupid. 43 00:03:17,221 --> 00:03:20,600 So, stupid, the first thing you need to do is buy some more 44 00:03:20,683 --> 00:03:23,978 Krabby Patties on the double. Hi-ya, hey-o! 45 00:03:24,061 --> 00:03:27,607 That'll be the first thing I do, conscience. 46 00:03:27,690 --> 00:03:28,426 Yes! 47 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:30,610 Right after I run some errands. 48 00:03:32,486 --> 00:03:34,780 Huh? 49 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:36,532 No! 50 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:39,744 I'm calling the shots here. Now get that Krabby Patty. 51 00:03:39,827 --> 00:03:44,916 It's just a little list! Please, conscience? 52 00:03:44,999 --> 00:03:48,544 All right, pea brain. Make it quick. 53 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:52,757 Number one: high-five everyone! 54 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,593 - Huh! - No, put me down first! 55 00:03:55,676 --> 00:03:56,886 - Ow! - High five! 56 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:58,179 High five! 57 00:03:58,262 --> 00:04:00,014 Low five! 58 00:04:00,097 --> 00:04:01,682 High five! 59 00:04:01,766 --> 00:04:03,100 High five! 60 00:04:03,184 --> 00:04:04,852 - High five! - Ow! 61 00:04:04,936 --> 00:04:06,020 High five! 62 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:07,103 - High five! - Ow! 63 00:04:18,908 --> 00:04:22,537 Number two: Ice cream! 64 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:25,206 Yeah! 65 00:04:25,289 --> 00:04:28,834 One Double Chocolate Molar Blowout, please. 66 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:32,213 One Molar Blowout, coming up! 67 00:04:32,296 --> 00:04:37,468 No! You hate ice cream. You only want Krabby Patties. 68 00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:42,223 Hey, you! Cancel that order! 69 00:04:49,313 --> 00:04:50,565 Ow! 70 00:04:50,648 --> 00:04:54,026 You hate high fives and ice cream? 71 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:55,987 Are you sure you're my conscience? 72 00:04:56,070 --> 00:05:01,868 Uh, uh, I, uh…I'm absolutely positively your conscience. 73 00:05:03,619 --> 00:05:08,082 Hey, doesn't your nose grow when you tell lies 74 00:05:08,165 --> 00:05:10,334 - in fairy tales? - Nope. 75 00:05:10,418 --> 00:05:12,920 Noses only grow when you make up the truth. 76 00:05:13,004 --> 00:05:14,714 - Ooh. - See? 77 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:20,052 I wanna make up the truth too! 78 00:05:20,136 --> 00:05:25,016 Uh, I ate a hot air balloon for breakfast. 79 00:05:25,099 --> 00:05:27,518 Mm. I-I mean, um… 80 00:05:27,602 --> 00:05:33,232 I did not eat a hot air balloon for breakfast. 81 00:05:33,316 --> 00:05:39,196 Hey, I got a big nose too! Nose fight! 82 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,866 En garde! 83 00:05:41,949 --> 00:05:43,576 Hey! 84 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:55,046 Hooray! 85 00:06:04,889 --> 00:06:06,140 Uh-oh. 86 00:06:11,145 --> 00:06:12,897 Sorry. 87 00:06:20,821 --> 00:06:23,950 Time to let your conscience be your guide. 88 00:06:24,033 --> 00:06:25,493 Give me that list! 89 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:34,293 - Here. - Hey, only one errand left. 90 00:06:34,377 --> 00:06:39,090 Gotta give a Plankton a Krabby Patty! 91 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,391 Wonder why I wanted to give Plankton a patty? 92 00:06:48,474 --> 00:06:51,894 Why not Plankton? He's a sweetheart. 93 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:53,604 Huh? 94 00:06:53,688 --> 00:06:56,649 And as your conscience, I demand you toss that patty 95 00:06:56,732 --> 00:06:58,317 in the mail slot! 96 00:06:58,401 --> 00:07:01,612 Ooh, I love mail slot toss! 97 00:07:01,696 --> 00:07:03,781 Hmm! 98 00:07:03,865 --> 00:07:05,741 Not so hard! Hmm? 99 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,493 Mm! 100 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:09,954 I've been wanting to hit the beach all week. 101 00:07:10,037 --> 00:07:12,415 Goo Lagoon! 102 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:15,084 - Goo Lagoon! - Huh? 103 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:17,587 Huh? 104 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,967 Patrick, please promptly pursue Plankton's patty. 105 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:24,719 Get the idea? 106 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:39,275 How many planktons does it take to change a light bulb? 107 00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:43,321 One. 108 00:07:43,404 --> 00:07:46,282 Oh, now I get the idea! 109 00:07:49,243 --> 00:07:51,829 Ouch! 110 00:07:51,913 --> 00:07:54,624 Wait for me, you pink pinhead! 111 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,006 Mmm. 112 00:08:02,089 --> 00:08:04,842 - Ow. - Ow! 113 00:08:04,926 --> 00:08:06,052 Hey, watch it! 114 00:08:06,135 --> 00:08:07,803 Ow! 115 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:08,888 Huh? 116 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,313 There's blubber mouth. 117 00:08:21,192 --> 00:08:24,320 There's Plankton's patty! 118 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:27,031 - You know what to do. - Do I? 119 00:08:28,324 --> 00:08:30,993 Oh, yeah! 120 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,874 Huh? 121 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,543 Whoa! 122 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:41,295 Oh, well. 123 00:08:41,379 --> 00:08:45,883 No patty for Plankton. 124 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:47,718 I'm going in! 125 00:08:50,555 --> 00:08:52,598 Ugh, just being near a whale's mouth 126 00:08:52,682 --> 00:08:54,809 gives me the creeps. 127 00:08:58,479 --> 00:09:01,983 Quiet, you fool! You'll wake up Pearl. 128 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:11,576 This is snug. 129 00:09:11,659 --> 00:09:14,245 Mother always said I'd end up in a whale's belly. 130 00:09:14,328 --> 00:09:17,498 - Or prison. - Hey, who-a goes-a there? 131 00:09:17,582 --> 00:09:20,418 - Who goes where? - The name's a-Geppetto. 132 00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:22,003 Take off your hats. Stay a while. 133 00:09:22,086 --> 00:09:24,338 We don't have time for a visit, old man. 134 00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:26,924 We're just trying to find our sandwich! 135 00:09:27,008 --> 00:09:28,426 Sandwich? 136 00:09:28,509 --> 00:09:30,344 No, I haven't seen anything like that 137 00:09:30,428 --> 00:09:32,179 around here in months. 138 00:09:32,263 --> 00:09:33,890 Huh? 139 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:37,602 Hey, Geppetto, what's that behind your back? 140 00:09:37,685 --> 00:09:39,896 - Is that our Krabby Patty? - Nope. 141 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:43,649 Aha! 142 00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:46,485 - I got the patty! - Aha! 143 00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:48,446 I got the wig! 144 00:09:48,529 --> 00:09:50,656 Son, they're-a stealing our food-a! 145 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,408 Who's stealing our food, Pop? 146 00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,535 Let me at 'em, let me at 'em! 147 00:09:54,619 --> 00:09:56,204 Get him, Pinocchio! 148 00:10:07,882 --> 00:10:11,802 Oh, no. A stomachache at the beach? 149 00:10:11,886 --> 00:10:16,349 That's no fun. I wish it would go away. 150 00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:19,977 - Hmm? - Your wish is granted. 151 00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:22,063 Hold out your hand. 152 00:10:23,397 --> 00:10:26,525 Wow! What is this? 153 00:10:26,609 --> 00:10:28,945 For fast relief of indigestion, 154 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:33,783 try Gush and Flush and wash your pain down the drain. 155 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,536 And my stupid husband, while you're at it. 156 00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:38,204 Ah. 157 00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:52,009 Thank you, extra-strength Gush and Flush! 158 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,520 Huh? 159 00:11:02,603 --> 00:11:04,647 Don't worry about the patty, Patrick. 160 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,691 I'll take it to Plankton myself, 161 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:10,027 like a good little conscience. See you. 162 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,408 Oh, hey, Patrick. 163 00:11:15,491 --> 00:11:18,411 - My conscience? - You are? 164 00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:20,413 Yep, I'm Patrick's conscience. 165 00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:22,081 But I overslept. 166 00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:25,585 Well, if you're my conscience, Conscience, 167 00:11:25,668 --> 00:11:28,254 - then who's that? - It's a bug! 168 00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:32,717 Step on it! 169 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,554 And they all lived happily ever after. 170 00:11:36,637 --> 00:11:38,848 So until next time, this is… 171 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,934 - Karen! - The computer fairy, 172 00:11:42,018 --> 00:11:44,979 hoping all your dreams come true. 173 00:11:47,648 --> 00:11:48,983 Let me at 'em, Pop. Let me at 'em. 174 00:11:49,066 --> 00:11:50,985 Let me at 'em, let me… aww! 175 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:20,473 You people are proof that evolution can go in reverse! 176 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:31,234 Pew! Pew! Pew! 177 00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:48,709 Mr. Squidward, why aren't these walking 178 00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:51,754 wallets spending money? 179 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:55,841 Because they're too busy watching SpongeBob cook. 180 00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:58,553 - What? - Ow! 181 00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:05,393 Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his work time 182 00:13:05,476 --> 00:13:06,852 with those flourishes. 183 00:13:06,936 --> 00:13:10,731 But boy, does that boyo have talent. 184 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:17,154 And talent is worth money. 185 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,626 I have X-ray vision! 186 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,837 I can see through walls. 187 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,882 Calm your waters, lad. I just knocked it down. 188 00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:39,343 I…why'd you do that? 189 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:43,306 In the restaurant business, it's called an open kitchen, 190 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:46,976 so the customers can watch the cook cook. 191 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,477 Oh, Mr. Krabs, I don't know if I can take 192 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,771 - that kind of pressure. - Nonsense. 193 00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:54,734 You're a born performer. Ooh. 194 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,819 Here. 195 00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:01,365 You've even got your own dressing room. 196 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:04,535 Huh? Huh? Huh? 197 00:14:08,539 --> 00:14:12,418 Come on, boyo, it's showtime. 198 00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:15,588 I can't. 199 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,465 I've got stage fright. 200 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:22,511 SpongeBob, if you don't come out, you're fired. 201 00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:28,935 There he is! 202 00:14:29,018 --> 00:14:31,687 Chef Bob! 203 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,315 Me little star! 204 00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:37,568 Break a leg. Break two legs. 205 00:14:37,652 --> 00:14:39,904 - My leg! - Shut up, Fred. 206 00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:56,796 What? 207 00:14:58,881 --> 00:14:59,881 That's just wrong! 208 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:07,348 Come on, boyo, razzle-dazzle them! 209 00:15:07,431 --> 00:15:09,225 Huh? 210 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,561 Oh, what do I do? What do I do? 211 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,771 Huh? Oh. 212 00:15:22,071 --> 00:15:24,740 Hi, everybody! Who's hungry? 213 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,703 I guess I am. 214 00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:32,331 Welcome, welcome to my job in the kitchen of Chef Bob. 215 00:15:32,415 --> 00:15:34,417 I cook and dance, I wear square pants, 216 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,294 cooking for this hungry mob. 217 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:47,555 The little Chef Bob is a sensation. 218 00:15:55,229 --> 00:15:59,775 Hi, everybody! Who's hungry? 219 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:01,235 We are! 220 00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:04,655 Yay! 221 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,829 Yah! Yah! 222 00:16:13,998 --> 00:16:18,169 Ah! Huh? Huh? 223 00:16:20,838 --> 00:16:22,006 Voila! 224 00:16:26,302 --> 00:16:28,387 Oh, look at the time. 225 00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:31,057 I gotta get home and get my beauty sleep. 226 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:33,476 Oh, what died on that guy's neck? 227 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,437 - Oh, it's his head. - Huh? 228 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:41,025 Hey, what died on your neck? Oh, it's your head. 229 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:47,532 Why, that little plagiarist. That was my line! 230 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:50,868 Obviously the sleep hasn't been helping! 231 00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:55,122 Did-did I say that? I didn't say that. 232 00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:57,291 Hey, do me. 233 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,669 - Insult me. - All right. 234 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,754 Roses are red, violets are blue, 235 00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:04,549 I was born pretty, what happened to you? 236 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,802 That was a good one. 237 00:17:07,885 --> 00:17:09,554 Huh? Whoa! 238 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:13,432 Chef Bob, we don't speak like that to our customers. 239 00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:16,561 Me next! Shoot me a zinger! 240 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,981 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get that. 241 00:17:20,064 --> 00:17:22,108 I don't speak goober! 242 00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:27,655 I love it. Guilty as charged. 243 00:17:34,829 --> 00:17:37,790 Oh, great. I've created a monster. 244 00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:41,669 A funny, talented monster. 245 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,589 Oh, I gotta hand it to you. 246 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:49,010 That new insult comedy act is really bringing in the money. 247 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:55,182 - Ah, what's this here? - Sorry, Mr. Krabs. 248 00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:58,144 It's a list of things Chef Bob needs for his dressing room. 249 00:17:58,227 --> 00:17:59,645 Oh, does he? 250 00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:01,898 Fresh-cut seaweed, 251 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:06,193 a manicurist for SpongeBob's puppet hand…What? 252 00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:08,321 A bigger dressing room? 253 00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:11,282 In the meantime, we'll just take over your office, 254 00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:14,118 - blubber boy. - Blubber boy? 255 00:18:14,202 --> 00:18:15,494 Huh? Oh. 256 00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:19,749 No way! 257 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,542 What's the matter, Krabs? 258 00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:23,461 You don't like money? 259 00:18:23,544 --> 00:18:25,755 What? Of course I like money. 260 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,799 The office will be ready in five minutes. 261 00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:32,053 Chef Bob, I think your insults are mean and hurtful. 262 00:18:32,136 --> 00:18:34,555 What do you say we just go back to the Krabby Patty routines, 263 00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:36,641 - huh? - Need I remind you that 264 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:40,186 my insults pay your salary? 265 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:44,106 Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir. 266 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:47,360 Chef Bob, you stole my line. 267 00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:49,570 I do all the insults around here. 268 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:53,199 Oh, I am so sorry, Squidward. 269 00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:55,076 You're absolutely right. 270 00:18:55,159 --> 00:18:58,538 Um, oh, well, uh, thank you. 271 00:18:58,621 --> 00:19:02,083 It's-it's-it's really not such a big deal. 272 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,919 Let me make it up to you. Hi, everybody! 273 00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:07,672 I'd like to introduce you to a very good friend of mine. 274 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:11,551 Squidward Tentacles! 275 00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:15,346 Huh? Oh, no, please, please. 276 00:19:15,429 --> 00:19:16,973 You're-you're too kind. 277 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,766 I was gonna ask Squidward how old he was, 278 00:19:18,849 --> 00:19:22,103 but then I remembered he can't count that high. 279 00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:23,186 Huh? 280 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,615 All right, that's it! 281 00:19:34,699 --> 00:19:37,201 You can't talk to Squidward that way! 282 00:19:37,285 --> 00:19:39,370 He is one of my best friends. 283 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:44,208 That's even more insulting. 284 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:46,127 Get a load of him, folks! 285 00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:48,045 He must've been born on a highway because that's where 286 00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:51,465 most accidents happen. Yeah! 287 00:19:56,512 --> 00:19:59,140 - Ow! - Not funny! 288 00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:14,030 He scores! 289 00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:19,285 Have a drink! 290 00:20:22,663 --> 00:20:26,918 No, no! 291 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:39,055 En garde! 292 00:21:11,462 --> 00:21:15,174 Oh! Ah! Ugh! 293 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:19,220 Me customers! 294 00:21:20,638 --> 00:21:22,098 All right, enough of this. 295 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:29,772 Chef Bob, you are hereby fired! 296 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:33,568 Mr. Squidward, will you do the honors? 297 00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:39,407 Let me help you slip into something more comfortable. 298 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:41,450 Like the gutter. 299 00:21:51,127 --> 00:21:53,254 I learned a very valuable lesson today. 300 00:21:53,337 --> 00:21:57,466 To always be yourself and not hide behind a puppet? 301 00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,553 Well, yeah, that, but mostly don't slam your puppet hand 302 00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:02,555 in a register drawer. 303 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:09,228 Ow. 304 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,274 What is it, Mr. Squidward? 305 00:22:13,357 --> 00:22:15,568 It's-it's alive! 306 00:22:15,651 --> 00:22:16,777 And now it's time for… 307 00:22:16,861 --> 00:22:19,447 "The Chef Bob Cooking with Insults Show"! 308 00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:23,201 And here's your host, Chef Bob! 309 00:22:23,284 --> 00:22:26,370 Hi, everybody! Who's hungry? 310 00:22:28,706 --> 00:22:31,626 All right, roses are red, violets are blue. 311 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:35,087 I was born pretty, what happened to you? 312 00:22:37,173 --> 00:22:38,966 Yay, yeah!