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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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- all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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All right, Science Scouts.

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One last check on supplies.

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We all need to be prepared
for a campout on the Moon.

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- SpongeBob.
- Hm.

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Six-pack of Fizz Bomb Cola.

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Bubble wand.

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Mesh tank top.

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And I'm waiting on
a Krabby Patty delivery.

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Well, that's not
what I had in mind

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when I said supplies.

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How 'bout you, Pearl?

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Oh…pom-poms,

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megaphone
and spirit!

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Uh. Do you always have to
rub it in my face

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that you're a cheerleader?

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Yes I do!

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Scouts, I don't think
you caught on to what we're doin'.

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We're going to the Moon!

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Eww!

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Huh? Mm.

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No, that Moon.

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Ohh!

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Squidina,
what did you bring?

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Eyeglasses, comic books
and action figures.

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Ugh, can a person
be any nerdier?

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I can.

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- Ew!
- Remember, Scouts,

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we're scientists.

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Let's behave like it.

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Hm!

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Science!

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Everybody on board
for lift-off.

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Ouch!

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Let's go, Scout!

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But I'm still waiting for

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the Krabby Patty delivery guy.

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The Moon is in perfect

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position for us to launch.

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We gotta leave now.

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Whoa!

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Hello? Delivery.

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Did someone order
a Krabby Patty?

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Uhh. Yuck.

56
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Hokey hoo-ha for hicks.

57
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

58
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Ahh! I take it back!

59
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I could learn to like songs
about tractors…maybe.

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Ahh!

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Ahh!

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[all sigh

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Uh, sorry about that.

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Just some backfire is all.

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Safety first.

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Ah.

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Uhh, ehh!

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Uh, why you…

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Uhh, everything okay
back there, SpongeBob?

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Ahh, ay!

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Huh, uh!

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Ohh, ohh, ohh, ah!

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Huh!

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Thanks!

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Three, two, one,

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launch!

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Whoops! Lunch.

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Ahh! Ahh!

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Eh…did I die?

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Am I a ghost?

81
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Ahh!

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Okay, Scouts, you're free to
move about the cabin.

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Ooh, whoa!

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I'm flying, I'm flying!

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Whoop!

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This peanut plant's pulse

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is staying steady in zero G.

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I've never been
so light before.

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Ahh!

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Uhh, I gotta fix that.

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Teenage Action Girl,
rise to the rescue

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of Action Dog
while Teenage Action Boy

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floats in the corner
and mopes.

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I don't care.

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Oh, no. Help me.

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- Uhh!
- Hey!

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Watch it, you big orca!

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You watch it,
you big dorka.

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There can be only
one explanation.

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I've lost my mind.

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All those years working
at the Krusty Krab

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and I finally snapped.

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Ohh, going crazy
is actually a relief.

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All my stress is gone.

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Ahh!

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Ahh! Ahh!
All my stress is back!

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Uh, oh,
we've got space junk!

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Everybody, back in your seats.

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Trays in upright position.

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Head between your knees.

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Your mama can't save you now!

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Ohh!

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Ahh!

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Home run!

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Eee!

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We've still got a few
Astro Belts to get through.

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Brace yourselves
for the Cold Belt.

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Next up,
we got a hot belt.

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Ohh!

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Patty melt.

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Ow!

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Huh! We're going through
the radiation belt!

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That could cause mutations.

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Everybody, get under
your lead blankets!

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Mutations?

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I must protect
my beautiful face!

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Mm?

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Aww.

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Ahh, ohh, ahh!

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Oh, good Neptune.

131
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I'm going through
puberty again.

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Yah, uhh, ohh!

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Okay, Scouts,
it's all safe now.

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Let's see where we are.

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Craters, craters…

136
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Oh! Giant eyeball?

137
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Now I'm as confused
as a goat on Astroturf.

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Ohh! SpongeBob!

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Hey, there's a tiny,
little squirrel in here.

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How'd you get in there,

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you little fuzz ball?

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I love the guy, but if his
brains were dynamite,

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he couldn't blow his nose.

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Ahh!

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Ha, we've stopped.

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It's all over!
I'm back home!

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Wait a minute.

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That's the Earth.

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And that down there is
the Moon?

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So somehow the tree dome
flew here.

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Good Neptune, I'm falling!

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Wait, if I remember
my high school science,

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on the Moon, I'm much lighter
than on Earth.

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Which means…

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ha, this fall won't hurt me.

156
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Oh, shrimp.

157
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Now where am I?

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Maybe this is the way out.

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Maybe this one?

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Are y'all ready to go nuts
for some hokey hoo ha?

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Third time's a charm.

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Ahh!

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One small step
for a squirrel…

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Ooh!

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One giant heap
for SpongeKind.

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All right, Science Scouts,

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everybody's got an assignment.

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Pearl, you measure
the Moon's gravity.

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Rah, rah, sis, Moon,
bahhh!

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Squidina, you collect
Moon rocks.

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Way ahead of you,

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Ms. Scout Ma'am Cheeks.

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Grrr-avity!

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SpongeBob, you can search

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- for intelligent life.
- Aye, aye.

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Hmm…mmm…

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You do know how to recognize
intelligent life, right?

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Oh, sure.
I cut open their heads

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to see if they have
any brains.

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Mm.

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If you find anything,
just toot.

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Ooh!

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Now to study the Moon's
gravitational effects

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on my nuts.

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I'm number one!
You're number two!

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I'm gonna beat
the nerd out of you!

187
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No one
beats the nerd

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out of Squidina!

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- Ahh!
- Whoa!

190
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Missed me!

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00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:41,009
- Ohh!
- Science! Yay!

192
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:52,312
Well, maybe being
on the Moon isn't so bad.

193
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After all, SpongeBob
is over 238,000 miles away.

194
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Huh!

195
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Ow!

196
00:12:02,113 --> 00:12:06,701
This Moon
is a no SpongeBob zone!

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Here, I'm the man

198
00:12:09,788 --> 00:12:12,957
on the Moon!

199
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:20,131
Um, did someone say
man on the Moon?

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Hello?

201
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Intelligent life?

202
00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:26,596
How about average smarts?

203
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I'd settle for common sense!

204
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Ooh!
Intelligent footprints.

205
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Huh?

206
00:12:43,571 --> 00:12:45,907
Wha-hoo!

207
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I found it! I found it!

208
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What'd you find, SpaceBob?

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Intelligent life.

210
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I'm not so sure about that.

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If they were intelligent,
they would have

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- eaten this Krabby Patty.
- Ooh.

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Mmm, speaking of eating.

214
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,009
You're right!
It's lunch time.

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00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:06,177
Would you mind fetching
the lunch I prepared?

216
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You bet!
Just call me LunchBob.

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Just press the button
labeled "lunch".

218
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No SpongeBob, no SpongeBob,

219
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,732
no SpongeBob,
SpongeBob, SpongeBob.

220
00:13:18,815 --> 00:13:21,318
No SpongeBob, no Sp…

221
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,527
Whoa!

222
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The dark side of the Moon.

223
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:28,950
SpongeBob?

224
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,036
Are you in here?

225
00:13:31,119 --> 00:13:33,496
No SpongeBob.

226
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:37,625
I've a strange feeling
suddenly coming over me.

227
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:38,960
Could it be…

228
00:13:39,044 --> 00:13:42,380
that I'm…happy?

229
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:47,844
Lunch, lunch,
where's lunch?

230
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,387
Oh, there it is.

231
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Preparing to launch.

232
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No! No, not launch!

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Lunch!

234
00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:11,201
Uh, wait, wait…
what's going on?

235
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,828
How should I know?

236
00:14:13,912 --> 00:14:16,164
- Ahh, ahh.
- You guys wait here.

237
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:21,920
Yah!

238
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,304
Phew. SpongeBob?

239
00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:34,099
- Eh, eh, eh.
- SpongeBob!

240
00:14:34,182 --> 00:14:37,185
Oh, uh, Sandy.
Hey, girl.

241
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:38,937
I was just gonna
run back home.

242
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,689
I forgot, uh…

243
00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:41,773
my reading glasses.

244
00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:49,155
Yow!

245
00:14:50,532 --> 00:14:52,283
It's okay, SpongeBob.
It's my fault

246
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,703
for putting the launch and
lunch button so close together.

247
00:14:54,786 --> 00:14:58,081
Oh, no! The Moon's been pulled
out of its regular orbit.

248
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,290
That could have disastrous

249
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effects on
the Earth's tides.

250
00:15:04,212 --> 00:15:06,006
Water's a little dry today.

251
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:11,052
And that last launch
depleted our fuel.

252
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:12,846
Ho ho ho.

253
00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:14,347
That's weird.

254
00:15:14,639 --> 00:15:18,184
I'm so sorry
you're a cheerleader.

255
00:15:18,268 --> 00:15:21,146
I'm sorry you're a nerd.

256
00:15:21,229 --> 00:15:25,150
That came out wrong.

257
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:26,860
Ooh, Moon hugs!

258
00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:28,153
Make room for me.

259
00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:30,155
Come on, Sandy,
bring it on in.

260
00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:32,365
It's all right, Scouts.

261
00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:34,451
We just gotta figure out
a way to get back to Earth.

262
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:38,788
But Sandy, we heard strange
laughing coming from…

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00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:40,498
in there.

264
00:15:40,582 --> 00:15:42,000
Ho ho ho.

265
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,336
Huh? Squidward?

266
00:15:44,419 --> 00:15:46,546
You're the man on the Moon?

267
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,298
SpongeBob?

268
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,759
Of course.
Why not?

269
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,888
Ohh!

270
00:15:54,971 --> 00:16:01,186
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

271
00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:04,147
SpongeBob? Ho ho,
I should've known

272
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:06,608
you'd have
something to do with this.

273
00:16:06,691 --> 00:16:08,276
Santy Claus!

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Well, Santa, you know
the saying,

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- where SpongeBob goes…
- I know, trouble follows.

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I was gonna say
laughter follows.

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Mr. Claus, what are you doing
on the dark side?

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The dark side of the Moon
is the only place

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dark enough
for me to get any sleep.

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I was sleeping like a baby…

281
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visions of sugarplums.

282
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Then this bad boy goes
and bangs into my sleigh

283
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and wakes me up!

284
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:38,014
Well, I guess I'm getting
nothing for Christmas…

285
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,766
again.

286
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,978
Holy night, SpongeBob!

287
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,729
Did you shrink the Earth?

288
00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:47,273
Good question, Mr. Claus.

289
00:16:47,357 --> 00:16:49,442
We're actually further
from the Earth now.

290
00:16:49,526 --> 00:16:52,112
We could have moved the Moon
back into its regular orbit

291
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if we hadn't run out of fuel.

292
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A controlled explosion
might move the Moon back.

293
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,204
Ha, you're so smart.

294
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:04,249
- How do we do that?
- Hmm.

295
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Ohh, ohh, ohh!

296
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,212
Ahh.

297
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,198
Ooh!

298
00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:11,881
Fizz Bomb Cola!

299
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:15,844
A burp explosion in every can.

300
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:20,765
Yee-haw!
That's my Science Scouts!

301
00:17:41,536 --> 00:17:44,164
No go, the Moon's too heavy.

302
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,835
I think some children
might be needing

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some brains for Christmas.

304
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Perfection!

305
00:17:57,761 --> 00:17:59,220
Now we just wait
for a gust of wind.

306
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,518
Uh, interesting
science fact:

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there's no atmosphere
on the Moon,

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therefore there's no wind.

309
00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:17,364
Why don't we just
push the Moon back?

310
00:18:20,075 --> 00:18:22,285
Ahh! Hm, hmm.

311
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:31,753
You all should be
a sea monster

312
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because you're Kraken me up.

313
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,342
Get it? Kraken?

314
00:18:37,425 --> 00:18:40,887
Santa Claus, you can do more
than just say "ho ho ho" at us.

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00:18:40,971 --> 00:18:42,931
You can dig into
that toy sack of yours

316
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and find something to help.

317
00:18:44,516 --> 00:18:47,310
But I'm having
such a jolly, holly time!

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You're right.

319
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I'm being naughty, not nice.

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- Hm, mm.
- Ah.

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00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,240
- Huh?
- Everyone nestled all snug?

322
00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:01,491
We're all snug, Santa.

323
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,410
But why is SpongeBob with you?

324
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:05,370
Yeah, why am I riding
with you?

325
00:19:05,453 --> 00:19:06,830
Not that it isn't a pleasure.

326
00:19:07,288 --> 00:19:11,126
I want you close to me
so I can keep an eye on you.

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00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:13,753
You're a menace!

328
00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:18,758
- Yah!
- Ohh!

329
00:19:21,136 --> 00:19:24,723
First, I'll push Sandy's rocket
ship out of harm's way.

330
00:19:24,806 --> 00:19:29,019
SpongeBob, hand me
that jack-in-the-box.

331
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:30,478
Jack-in-the-box.

332
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,696
Oh, oh! Let me try!

333
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,072
Be careful!

334
00:19:41,156 --> 00:19:42,017
Don't overwind it!

335
00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:43,992
But it's gotta be strong
enough to move the Moon.

336
00:19:48,997 --> 00:19:51,583
You broke it,
and it was my last one.

337
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:55,211
Hmm. Oh, wait.
I think I can hear

338
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the last note
struggling to get out.

339
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,174
Come on, Jack, you can do it.

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00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:01,009
I believe in you!

341
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Ho ho ho ho!

342
00:20:10,060 --> 00:20:12,062
What happened?

343
00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,105
Oh.

344
00:20:14,189 --> 00:20:16,274
Okay, sorry.
It was my bad.

345
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,951
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry.

346
00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:28,828
Ahh!

347
00:20:31,122 --> 00:20:33,958
Oh oh oh.

348
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,877
Oh oh oh?

349
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,338
Ho ho ho backwards.

350
00:20:40,715 --> 00:20:43,635
Santa, do you have any
water shooters in your bag?

351
00:20:43,718 --> 00:20:46,388
Yes, the whole sack
is full of 'em.

352
00:20:48,056 --> 00:20:50,600
Mm, mm!

353
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,311
Mm.

354
00:20:53,395 --> 00:20:55,230
All right, Santa,
squirt me.

355
00:20:55,313 --> 00:20:57,857
Oh, I get it.

356
00:20:59,484 --> 00:21:01,236
Whoo! Keep 'em coming, Santa!

357
00:21:22,632 --> 00:21:24,134
Using the leftover
Fizz Bomb Cola

358
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:27,637
made an excellent rocket fuel,
Science Scout Squidina.

359
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:31,308
Yep, the rocket
burped us back.

360
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,143
Yah!

361
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:37,314
Wow, would you mind teaching me
some nerdy science stuff?

362
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:42,277
Sure, if you'll teach me
some airhead cheerleader stuff.

363
00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:46,281
- Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
- Oh! Ah! Whoa! Hey!

364
00:21:46,364 --> 00:21:48,950
Why don't you join
the Science Scouts, Squidward?

365
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:53,997
No thanks. Science is crazy
and filled with lunatics.

366
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,500
Speaking of luna, I wonder
how old SpongeBob doing.

367
00:22:04,174 --> 00:22:05,467
Good night, Earth.

368
00:22:05,550 --> 00:22:08,094
Hey, I'm mooning you.

369
00:22:08,178 --> 00:22:11,514
Hello, lady. You sure look
lovely by moonlight.

370
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,598
- Aww!
- Hey, mister!

371
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,100
I can see your bald spot.

372
00:22:14,184 --> 00:22:15,268
Hey!

373
00:22:15,352 --> 00:22:16,478
Don't be alarmed, people.

374
00:22:16,561 --> 00:22:17,979
I'm only here till December,

375
00:22:18,063 --> 00:22:20,690
when Santa brings everybody
a new moon for Christmas.

376
00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:25,654
- Come on!
- Oh, sorry.

377
00:22:25,737 --> 00:22:27,489
Just gave away the big
surprise, didn't I?

378
00:22:27,572 --> 00:22:30,492
Oh, well.
Merry early Christmas!

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00:22:30,575 --> 00:22:32,452
Ho ho ho.

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00:22:32,535 --> 00:22:35,580
- You're a menace!
- Oh!

