1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:03,510 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:03,540 --> 00:00:05,370 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:05,370 --> 00:00:06,900 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:06,900 --> 00:00:08,910 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:15,390 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:19,800 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:23,760 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:27,760 SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,850 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,890 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,840 SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:33,869 --> 00:00:35,280 SpongeBob 13 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,410 SquarePants! 14 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:57,570 All right, Science Scouts, listen up. 15 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,600 This here business is serious as a rattlesnake bite, 16 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,970 so let's make sure we don't mess it up. 17 00:01:03,180 --> 00:01:06,000 If we earn enough money, we can finally 18 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,040 afford that trip to Mars! 19 00:01:09,599 --> 00:01:12,870 Now, get out there and sell these biscuits! 20 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:15,630 Aye, aye, Science Master Sandy. 21 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,150 What's all that racket? - Good day, ma'ams. 22 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:27,630 Would you like to buy some Science Scouts biscuits? 23 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,550 Science? Puh! 24 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:31,830 That malarkey ain't real. 25 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:34,620 Back in my day, we had alchemy, 26 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:36,930 and that was good enough for us. 27 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,770 Aw. Mary, it's Wednesday. 28 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,770 Time to shave down my bunions! Ugh! 29 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:46,950 Ew. 30 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,140 Who is it? 31 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:01,500 Good day, sir. Are you the man of the house? 32 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:06,080 Oh, no. The master is in repose. 33 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:11,750 Well, perhaps your master would like to wake up 34 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:14,570 to some fresh-baked biscuits. - Oh, no. 35 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,240 He doesn't care for solid foods. 36 00:02:24,230 --> 00:02:27,860 Master does get thirsty though. Sorry. 37 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,390 No problem. 38 00:02:33,140 --> 00:02:36,170 Sup, little lady bro? - Yes, hello, sir. 39 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:40,130 Have you considered purchasing some Science Scout bis— 40 00:02:40,309 --> 00:02:40,640 um... 41 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:45,529 I mean, energy bars? 42 00:02:45,529 --> 00:02:48,830 They will fill you with the fuel for fitness! 43 00:02:48,860 --> 00:02:52,130 Well, Larry does need to carbo load. 44 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,320 I'll take a dozen boxes. 45 00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,330 Ah! 46 00:03:00,770 --> 00:03:01,670 Yeah! 47 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,920 We got our first sale. - Whoo-hoo! 48 00:03:17,210 --> 00:03:19,730 Oh, yay! 49 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,720 Oh, my aching knuckles. 50 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:33,320 I must have knocked on a million doors today. 51 00:03:42,170 --> 00:03:43,130 Money? 52 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,180 Tasty morsels for the Krabsy. 53 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,070 Hey, claws off! 54 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:54,560 That money belongs to the Science Scouts. 55 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,930 I got it from selling biscuits. 56 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,490 Selling biscuitses, eh? 57 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,810 All right, that was some fancy 58 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:08,140 biscuit hawking yesterday, but today, we're going to— 59 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,910 hey, where's SpongeBob? 60 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,950 He's over there with Mr. Krabs 61 00:04:11,950 --> 00:04:14,230 and that sad-looking octopus. 62 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,200 SpongeBob, what are you doing? 63 00:04:17,229 --> 00:04:20,560 He's working with the premier biscuit-selling team 64 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,710 in Bikini Bottom, that's what he's doing. 65 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,720 Now, if you don't mind, 66 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,990 we've got some Krusty Doodles to sell. 67 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:30,490 Krusty Doodles? 68 00:04:31,630 --> 00:04:32,320 Blech! 69 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:35,770 These are just stale Krabby Patty buns. 70 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,820 Aged to perfection and sprinkled with cinnamon. 71 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:43,150 Now, scram! This is Krusty Scout territory. 72 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:46,600 Oh, no, this is Science Scout territory. 73 00:04:46,630 --> 00:04:49,150 Oh, yeah? How about a little wager? 74 00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:53,979 Whoever sells the most biscuits today gets to keep selling. 75 00:04:53,979 --> 00:04:58,630 And the loser leaves the biscuit biz forever! 76 00:04:59,020 --> 00:04:59,979 Deal. 77 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,380 - Hmm? Oh, no. 78 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:07,120 A solicitor. 79 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,090 Friend, how would you like to buy 80 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:13,990 the most collectible snack in the whole ocean? 81 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:18,130 They're mint biscuits in mint condition. 82 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:20,710 Ooh, mint, you say? 83 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:22,960 If you want real biscuit flavor, 84 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,690 try a Krusty Doodle instead. 85 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:30,040 Your cosplay is terrible. I'll pass. 86 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:32,430 Give me three boxes. - Whoa! 87 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:34,450 Avast, Mr. Squidward. 88 00:05:34,450 --> 00:05:38,440 If you want to move biscuits, you gotta be cuter. 89 00:05:38,470 --> 00:05:39,640 Here, I'll help you. 90 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:46,060 There you go. Now you're adorable, see? 91 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:49,240 I can't see anything. My retinas detached. 92 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:58,419 Oh, Pearl, don't you look cute? 93 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,460 Oh, thanks, Mrs. Puff. 94 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:04,630 I'm selling biscuits so my scout troop can go to Mars. 95 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:08,110 Adorable. Let me get my purse. 96 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,900 Wait a minute. Buy my biscuits instead! 97 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:13,270 What's wrong with your eyes, Squidward? 98 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:17,140 You're blowing it again. I'll show you how it's done. 99 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:22,360 Hello, my sweet Puffikins. 100 00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:25,570 Won't you buy some biscuits from the only crab 101 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:27,610 to ever steal your heart? 102 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:31,180 Oh, well, that does sound nice. 103 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,650 Don't listen to him. 104 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,690 My biscuits are better, Mrs. Puff. 105 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,830 Don't listen to her! 106 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:38,140 Hey, find your own house to sell at! 107 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,550 Hey, get your biscuit right here. 108 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:40,960 Come on, buy mine! - Uh-huh. 109 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:44,740 - Oh! 110 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,380 Would you like to buy some biscuits? 111 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:47,860 No! 112 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:50,229 Are you sure you don't want to buy some biscuits? 113 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:50,890 Yes. 114 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:54,430 How about our super spicy cinnamon biscuits? 115 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:09,570 Why did everyone stop yelling? 116 00:07:19,380 --> 00:07:21,420 Well, looks like the biscuit business 117 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:23,160 is all mine now. 118 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,430 We ain't letting him win this one. 119 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:29,820 Come on, Science Scouts! Ugh! Oh. 120 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,970 Oh, why not let it go, Sandy? 121 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,240 There's only one place left in town to sell to anyway, 122 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,860 the old folks home, 123 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:41,700 and you'd have to sell to every single oldie there 124 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:42,780 to beat me. 125 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,240 Looks like it's up to you, Pearl. 126 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,370 What? Wait, what? 127 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,870 That was my plan. 128 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:02,370 I believe this belongs to you. 129 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:04,170 Ah. 130 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:07,410 - Huh? Huh? 131 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:10,440 Ah, my biscuits! 132 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:16,220 Nothing beats sabotage-y. 133 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,620 Huh? Me brakes? 134 00:08:19,770 --> 00:08:22,170 They've been sabotagied! 135 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,020 Oh! 136 00:08:38,939 --> 00:08:41,340 Who wants biscuits? 137 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,670 Huh? - What about you, mister? 138 00:08:44,699 --> 00:08:47,580 Buy some biscuits from a sweet little girl? 139 00:08:48,030 --> 00:08:49,350 Are you kidding? 140 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:51,960 Everyone's chompers have gone missing. 141 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,940 How are we supposed to chew biscuits 142 00:08:53,940 --> 00:08:55,830 if we ain't got no teeth? 143 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:07,400 Looks like I borrowed everyone's dentures. 144 00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:10,220 Ooh-ie! 145 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:24,740 Get your biscuit mush right here, nice and soft. 146 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:28,430 We do the chewing so you don't have to. 147 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:32,263 Oh, yeah. - Homemade biscuits. 148 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:34,490 Lovely mush. 149 00:09:34,819 --> 00:09:39,199 Well, I guess that's it. Time to call it a day. 150 00:09:41,090 --> 00:09:42,680 - Live and learn, Pearly girl. 151 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:45,500 That's just the way the biscuit bounces. 152 00:09:47,180 --> 00:09:49,940 Make mine extra mushy. 153 00:09:57,020 --> 00:10:00,170 Aw, hey there, Pearly girl. 154 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,970 Sorry you didn't win the competition. 155 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,850 Oh, I didn't lose yet. - You didn't? 156 00:10:04,970 --> 00:10:09,440 Nope, I realized there was one more person to sell to, 157 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:13,040 and I know how to get him to buy anything. 158 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,380 - Oh. 159 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:17,660 I don't like where this is going. 160 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,680 Oh, Daddy! 161 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:26,690 Buy my biscuits. 162 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,860 Oh, Daddy! - No, I can't— I— 163 00:10:43,819 --> 00:10:47,600 All right, I'll buy your biscuits. 164 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,360 Thanks, Daddy. Mwah! 165 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,780 We're going to Mars. 166 00:10:57,319 --> 00:10:59,390 Hm, these are tasty. 167 00:11:07,460 --> 00:11:10,370 Whew, that was some mighty fine selling, 168 00:11:10,819 --> 00:11:11,540 Science Scouts. 169 00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:13,880 Now, we can afford to boldly expand 170 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:16,340 into new biscuit markets. 171 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:17,370 Hooray! 172 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:18,230 Huh? 173 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:22,220 Greetings, Earth creatures. 174 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:25,550 Would you like to purchase some Astro Biscuits? 175 00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:29,449 We are raising money for a trip to Earth. 176 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:33,860 OK, y'all. 177 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,300 If we earn enough money, 178 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,520 we can afford a trip to Jupiter. 179 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:52,460 Vroom, vroom! Vrow! 180 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:56,600 My boat was stuck in reverse for a whole mile. 181 00:11:56,630 --> 00:12:00,680 I turned left and backed into a mountain of giant springs. 182 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:02,540 Whoa! Wow. 183 00:12:02,569 --> 00:12:04,460 Righteous, dude. 184 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,400 Then, the boat sprung forward, 185 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:10,569 up onto an unfinished bridge, where we bounced— 186 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,270 yoink, yoink— from column to column 187 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:16,420 and got caught on the hook of a construction crane, 188 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,790 where we swung out over the city 189 00:12:18,819 --> 00:12:22,720 until we landed on a garbage dumpster. 190 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:26,920 Thank you, SpongeBob, for that melodramatic 191 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,710 retelling of our last driving lesson. 192 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,060 My pleasure. 193 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:38,800 Wall came out of nowhere. 194 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:43,090 Settle down, class. 195 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:46,300 I'm elated to announce that today 196 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:50,110 we have a new driving student with us. 197 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,420 Come in and introduce yourself. 198 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,760 Thank you so much for this opportunity. 199 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:57,280 Acceleration T. Greenlight's the name, 200 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,069 and teaching driving is my game. 201 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:00,699 What? 202 00:13:00,730 --> 00:13:05,830 I'm the owner and operator of the Greenlight Driving School. 203 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,010 All right, mister, you can just— 204 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,110 And I guarantee a driver's license 205 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:14,710 to anyone after only one drive around the block, 206 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,740 and at half the price that Mrs. Puff charges. 207 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:22,930 I've dealt with his kind before. 208 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:32,199 No, I am not going back to the slammer. 209 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:36,190 Once around the block and your license is a lock. 210 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:39,699 Follow me! Right this way, beep, beep! 211 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,699 Beep, beep! Beep, beep! 212 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:46,870 Class, where are you going? Don't listen to him. 213 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,990 Come back. We have a lesson. 214 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:53,949 Welcome, suckers— I mean, students— 215 00:13:53,949 --> 00:13:56,680 to the Greenlight Driving School. 216 00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:01,060 I can't believe everyone left me. 217 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,100 Not everyone! 218 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,699 SpongeBob. 219 00:14:06,819 --> 00:14:08,830 I might have known. 220 00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:14,590 Whoa! - No problem. 221 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:17,500 Careful. Watch out. 222 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,330 I got this. - Slow down. 223 00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:21,370 Brakes, brakes! 224 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,100 - Sorry. 225 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:29,350 Oh, Neptune. - Whoops. 226 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:32,320 Here you go. That's for today's lesson. 227 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,650 Don't spend it all in one place. 228 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,420 See you next week. 229 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,200 Yessiree, once around the block. 230 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,150 Congratulations! 231 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,550 You're a licensed driver. 232 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:56,350 Gnarly. 233 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:04,450 I want a license. - Me too! 234 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,430 Acceleration T. Greenlight. 235 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,290 Yah! Bills? Overdue, delinquent? 236 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:13,260 "Pay or die?" 237 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,810 How will I ever pay these bills 238 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:19,080 teaching SpongeBob only once a week? 239 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,490 Oh. 240 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,430 Yah! - Yoo-hoo, SpongeBob? 241 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:28,620 Hop in for your next lesson. 242 00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,630 Oh, you're mistaken, Mrs. Puff. 243 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:32,520 Today's not my lesson day. 244 00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:35,760 I just upgraded you to Super Gold status. 245 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:39,810 You'll have lessons every day, with the corresponding fees, 246 00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,420 of course. - Yeah, but I— 247 00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:44,100 I'm on my way to work. 248 00:15:44,130 --> 00:15:46,560 Get in the boat! - Yes, Mrs. Puff. 249 00:15:46,590 --> 00:15:49,200 Now, drive. - Aye, aye. 250 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,870 Wow! I can't look! 251 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,260 Stop! 252 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,920 Ooh, looky there. 253 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,650 It's that really successful driving school. 254 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:17,280 Hey, thanks. - Thanks. 255 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:18,810 Great. 256 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,310 I can drive now. 257 00:16:24,990 --> 00:16:26,280 Huh, thanks! 258 00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,630 Hello, loser. 259 00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,320 Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. 260 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,560 I'm loyal to you and only you. 261 00:16:37,590 --> 00:16:39,690 Oh, thank you, Sponge... 262 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:41,640 Bob! 263 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:44,940 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 264 00:16:57,180 --> 00:17:00,630 That was a long day's driving lesson, Gary. 265 00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:07,560 SpongeBob, time for your next lesson! 266 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:10,040 Yeah, but it's the middle of the night. 267 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,570 Tonight's lesson is... 268 00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:13,219 Late-night driving. 269 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,800 Of course, there'll be an extra fee. 270 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:16,940 Hurry up. 271 00:17:18,979 --> 00:17:20,810 Coming, Mrs. Puff. 272 00:17:22,219 --> 00:17:26,900 The most important part of night driving is staying awake. 273 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,580 Some loud music... 274 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,470 And coffee should do it. 275 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,259 Eeeh! - Watch it. 276 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,720 Get off the road! 277 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:53,090 I'll see you in the morning for tomorrow's lesson. 278 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,850 But tomorrow is Sunday. 279 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,860 It's your Sunday driver lesson, 280 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,660 you silly billy boy. 281 00:18:01,759 --> 00:18:05,210 Yeah, I'm a silly billy boy. 282 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,080 Finally, a day to myself. 283 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:12,560 Huh? 284 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,790 Today's lesson, ice driving. 285 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,060 Whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 286 00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:22,670 Turn into the slide. Foot off the gas. 287 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:24,230 Pray to Neptune. 288 00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:31,680 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 289 00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:33,980 Hey, that actually worked. 290 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:43,790 Just what I needed, some me time. 291 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,509 Yikes! 292 00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:48,770 What lesson now? 293 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,650 Mountain driving lesson. 294 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:59,150 Look out below! 295 00:19:05,450 --> 00:19:07,670 Nurse, I'm unzipping him now. 296 00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:13,520 Oh, hold on, Doctor. Mrs. Puff, are you in there? 297 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,110 Are you in there? 298 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:20,030 Don't be silly, SpongeBob. How would I fit in there? 299 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:24,620 Yeah, there's only room for one, me. 300 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,410 Oh, Patrick. 301 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:31,910 Time for your next driving lesson. 302 00:19:31,910 --> 00:19:34,820 But, Mrs. Puff, I'm totally broke. 303 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:37,430 I can't pay for any more lessons. 304 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:41,870 Well, I guess it's the end of the road for me. 305 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,910 Can we get some lunch now? Your stomach is empty 306 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,530 Out of business. 307 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,530 I thought my school would last forever. 308 00:19:57,140 --> 00:20:01,580 SpongeBob, the one-sponge wrecking crew. 309 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,100 Ooh! 310 00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,980 Hold on, SpongeBob. That's it. 311 00:20:07,009 --> 00:20:11,020 I can't believe I've been going about this all wrong. 312 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,249 Happy trails, snail. 313 00:20:18,999 --> 00:20:21,730 Well, if it isn't Mrs. Puff. 314 00:20:21,759 --> 00:20:24,490 What brings you to my humble driving school? 315 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,249 You say you can get any student a license 316 00:20:27,249 --> 00:20:29,170 with just one lesson? 317 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,330 Guaranteed. 318 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:35,110 Well, I've got a live one for you. 319 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,550 Oh, good luck! 320 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:45,370 You'll need it. Mwah. 321 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,220 The trick to being a licensed driver 322 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,890 is going once around the block. 323 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,240 Whoa! 324 00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,999 What are you doing? Let me out! 325 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,490 Oh, I haven't learned "let me out" yet, 326 00:21:06,490 --> 00:21:08,800 but I'll show you what I have learned. 327 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:11,680 Whoa! 328 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:12,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 329 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:13,330 Whoa, ah, whoa! 330 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:27,130 Stop! Stop this boat, I beg of you! 331 00:21:27,249 --> 00:21:29,440 The trick to being a passenger 332 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,020 is to give up all control. 333 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,950 How's my driving? 334 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,680 Well, if it isn't SpongeBob. 335 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,020 And you've captured the notorious 336 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:45,759 Acceleration T. Greenlight. 337 00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:48,910 He's been selling phony driver's licenses 338 00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,350 throughout the seabed. 339 00:21:51,249 --> 00:21:53,320 And I would have gotten away with it, too, 340 00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:56,890 if it wasn't for the worst driver in all the oceans. 341 00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:02,230 I wonder who he meant by that. 342 00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:07,360 Thank you, SpongeBob. Do go on. 343 00:22:07,390 --> 00:22:10,330 Then, Acceleration and I went down the mountain, 344 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,130 and we drove through the fog. 345 00:22:12,730 --> 00:22:14,980 And we crashed on the ice. 346 00:22:15,009 --> 00:22:18,940 I love that story, SpongeBob. Tell it again. 347 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:33,050 Beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.