1 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:12,356 - Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:12,425 --> 00:00:13,908 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:14,011 --> 00:00:15,563 - I can't hear you. 4 00:00:15,597 --> 00:00:17,528 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:22,701 --> 00:00:24,701 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:26,563 --> 00:00:28,425 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:30,735 --> 00:00:32,666 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,563 SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:36,666 --> 00:00:38,494 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:38,563 --> 00:00:40,632 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:00:40,701 --> 00:00:42,528 SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:00:44,046 --> 00:00:45,804 SquarePants! 13 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,597 - Oh, Lady Upturn! 14 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:10,253 Always a delight to have you back at our gallery. 15 00:01:10,287 --> 00:01:12,839 - I'm bored by the art in my home. 16 00:01:12,908 --> 00:01:16,597 What do you have that's new and interesting? 17 00:01:16,666 --> 00:01:18,184 Ick. 18 00:01:18,253 --> 00:01:20,839 - Oh, I-I've been saving our newest and finest 19 00:01:20,942 --> 00:01:22,839 pieces just for you. 20 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:26,046 This work is by one of our emerging artists. 21 00:01:26,115 --> 00:01:27,425 - Bleh. 22 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:30,942 Where did they emerge from, under a rock? 23 00:01:31,046 --> 00:01:33,770 - Ah, how did you know? 24 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:37,080 - Lady Upturn, I am so, so sorry. 25 00:01:37,149 --> 00:01:40,597 I should never have shown you that dreck. 26 00:01:43,322 --> 00:01:45,080 Never fear. 27 00:01:45,149 --> 00:01:49,011 This next work is guaranteed to excite. 28 00:01:51,597 --> 00:01:53,666 Bikini Bottom's premier dance troupe 29 00:01:53,735 --> 00:01:56,011 has created a performance so new, 30 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,218 even they don't know what it is yet. 31 00:02:06,287 --> 00:02:07,563 - Yawn. 32 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:10,287 Moving in time to music is hardly new. 33 00:02:10,356 --> 00:02:12,735 This does nothing for me, either. 34 00:02:16,115 --> 00:02:18,460 - Oh, surely, there's something here you'll enjoy. 35 00:02:18,528 --> 00:02:20,839 - No, I'm afraid not. 36 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,528 Regigilled! 37 00:02:22,563 --> 00:02:25,184 I need a walk to clear my mind. 38 00:02:25,287 --> 00:02:28,460 Carry me. - Very good, ma'am. 39 00:02:30,873 --> 00:02:33,735 - Alas, I have failed. 40 00:02:35,528 --> 00:02:36,839 Ow. 41 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:44,287 - Whoo! 42 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:52,666 - No! 43 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:03,287 - Oh? - Oh. 44 00:03:03,356 --> 00:03:05,011 My apologies, madam. 45 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:09,046 I shall remove your person from this cacophony at once. 46 00:03:09,115 --> 00:03:11,770 - No, no, Regigilled. Take me closer. 47 00:03:11,873 --> 00:03:13,908 - As you wish. 48 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,011 - You, there! 49 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,391 Yes, you! 50 00:03:18,460 --> 00:03:21,115 - I'm allowed to play my clarinet here. 51 00:03:21,184 --> 00:03:23,080 It's a free ocean, you know. 52 00:03:23,184 --> 00:03:24,528 I'm not stopping! 53 00:03:24,597 --> 00:03:25,839 - Stop? 54 00:03:25,908 --> 00:03:27,908 I wouldn't dream of it. 55 00:03:27,977 --> 00:03:31,770 That is the most interesting and avant-garde music 56 00:03:31,804 --> 00:03:33,839 I have heard in years. 57 00:03:33,908 --> 00:03:36,322 Oh, it is sublime. 58 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:39,942 Do you have a patron? I simply must be yours. 59 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,322 - Yeah, yeah, very funny. 60 00:03:42,425 --> 00:03:45,425 What is this, one of those hidden-camera TV prank shows? 61 00:03:45,528 --> 00:03:46,873 - Heavens, no. 62 00:03:46,942 --> 00:03:49,253 Television is the lowest form of art. 63 00:03:49,287 --> 00:03:51,046 Regigilled, pay the man. 64 00:03:51,115 --> 00:03:54,528 - You can't just buy the soul of a raw talent like myself. 65 00:03:56,391 --> 00:03:59,460 Lady, you just bought yourself an artist. 66 00:04:02,839 --> 00:04:05,563 Hello, losers. 67 00:04:05,632 --> 00:04:07,115 - Hi, Squidward. 68 00:04:07,184 --> 00:04:09,735 - What's with all the joy, Mr. Squidward? 69 00:04:09,804 --> 00:04:13,011 - I'm a paid musician now. 70 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,184 - You? Musician? Paid? 71 00:04:18,149 --> 00:04:20,701 - Laugh all you want, but it's true. 72 00:04:20,804 --> 00:04:24,218 I don't need this minimum-wage prison anymore. 73 00:04:24,287 --> 00:04:26,322 I quit. 74 00:04:34,253 --> 00:04:35,460 Huh? 75 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:42,460 - Wow! 76 00:04:42,494 --> 00:04:45,666 Squidward's dreams are finally coming true. 77 00:04:52,115 --> 00:04:56,184 - Welcome to your new home, Mr. Tentacles. 78 00:05:00,149 --> 00:05:02,804 - Oh, my, it's incredible. 79 00:05:02,873 --> 00:05:05,287 But where are you going to live? 80 00:05:05,356 --> 00:05:08,839 - The mansion is mine. 81 00:05:08,908 --> 00:05:12,046 You just get one tiny room. 82 00:05:12,149 --> 00:05:14,908 - Oh, my. 83 00:05:14,977 --> 00:05:16,908 Wow! 84 00:05:16,977 --> 00:05:18,666 - I cannot wait to show you off 85 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,494 to my wealthy, taste-making friends, 86 00:05:21,563 --> 00:05:23,322 so you better get writing. 87 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,873 - Yes, ma'am, ma'am. 88 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,908 - Toodle-oo, you genius, you. 89 00:06:39,184 --> 00:06:42,218 Out of my way, peon. 90 00:06:42,287 --> 00:06:44,011 - So sorry, my lord. 91 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,425 - Wow, Squidward. 92 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:48,011 That was very, uh, confident of you. 93 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,563 - Yes. 94 00:06:49,632 --> 00:06:53,391 Being an artist requires having an artist's temperament, 95 00:06:53,460 --> 00:06:54,460 you boob. 96 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,149 What took you so long? 97 00:06:57,253 --> 00:06:59,977 Now, then, I'm only here to invite you 98 00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:03,046 both to my big debut concert. 99 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:07,701 - Huh? 100 00:07:07,735 --> 00:07:11,528 - Witness my rebirth on the grandest stage 101 00:07:11,563 --> 00:07:13,494 in Bikini Bottom... 102 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:17,666 if you can get the time off. 103 00:07:17,735 --> 00:07:20,391 - Somehow, he's even more annoying now 104 00:07:20,494 --> 00:07:21,977 than when he worked here. 105 00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:23,528 - Wait, Mr. Krabs. 106 00:07:23,597 --> 00:07:27,011 Squidward is just being insufferable because his dreams 107 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,666 are coming true. 108 00:07:28,735 --> 00:07:31,666 We have to go and support him. We're his friends. 109 00:07:31,735 --> 00:07:36,115 - Well, "friends" is a strong word, but fine. 110 00:07:42,701 --> 00:07:44,253 - Hiya, Squidward. 111 00:07:44,356 --> 00:07:46,563 Mr. Krabs and I just wanted to wish you luck 112 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,218 before your big show. 113 00:07:48,287 --> 00:07:51,356 - Luck? Don't be stupid. 114 00:07:51,425 --> 00:07:54,770 I'm the greatest musician who ever lived. 115 00:07:54,873 --> 00:07:56,632 Rich people say so. 116 00:07:59,218 --> 00:08:02,080 - Can't argue with money. - Now, go find your seats. 117 00:08:02,184 --> 00:08:04,184 I'm in the middle of my pre-show ritual, 118 00:08:04,253 --> 00:08:07,356 and I don't want to be bothered. 119 00:08:07,425 --> 00:08:09,184 - Eh. 120 00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:18,770 - Good evening, music lovers. 121 00:08:18,839 --> 00:08:23,632 Like me, I'm sure you are tired of the same old notes being 122 00:08:23,666 --> 00:08:26,356 played the same old ways. 123 00:08:26,425 --> 00:08:27,735 Well, fear not. 124 00:08:27,804 --> 00:08:31,666 Tonight you will finally hear something new. 125 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:35,115 Tonight I present to you 126 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:38,115 Mr. Squidward Tentacles. 127 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:45,080 - Forget your wedding. 128 00:08:45,149 --> 00:08:47,942 Forget the birth of your first child. 129 00:08:48,011 --> 00:08:49,942 This is going to be 130 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:52,977 the greatest night of your lives. 131 00:08:54,391 --> 00:08:55,977 Oh! 132 00:09:18,804 --> 00:09:22,460 - Oh, isn't it dazzling, Doctor? 133 00:09:28,149 --> 00:09:30,080 - Hmm. Mm-hmm. 134 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:32,011 Mm-hmm. Yes. 135 00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:34,287 Pardon me, Lady Upturn. 136 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,356 May I...? 137 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:38,494 - Of course, Dr. Fishberg. 138 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:44,770 - Lady Upturn, there's a jellyfish blocking your ears. 139 00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:46,528 - Oh, goodness! 140 00:09:46,632 --> 00:09:49,425 It must have gotten stuck up there during my walk 141 00:09:49,494 --> 00:09:52,701 through Jellyfish Fields. 142 00:09:54,597 --> 00:09:58,942 - Oh. Is that what he really sounds like? 143 00:10:01,046 --> 00:10:04,563 This music is terrible! 144 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:06,253 - Indeed. 145 00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,701 The jellyfish's buzzing must have altered the noise 146 00:10:08,804 --> 00:10:11,080 to be more pleasurable for you. 147 00:10:11,149 --> 00:10:12,460 - Oh! 148 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,839 - Stop that racket! 149 00:10:19,942 --> 00:10:21,460 Stop it! 150 00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:23,666 - How dare you interrupt m— 151 00:10:23,701 --> 00:10:25,701 - I have a confession to make. 152 00:10:27,218 --> 00:10:30,253 A jellyfish was obstructing my ears, 153 00:10:30,322 --> 00:10:34,046 so I hadn't truly heard this fraud's music. 154 00:10:34,115 --> 00:10:36,356 And now that I have, 155 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:39,080 I am offended! 156 00:10:39,149 --> 00:10:40,391 - Hey! 157 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,908 - To make up for this abysmal performance, 158 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,528 I would like to invite you all back to my home 159 00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,735 to experience real music 160 00:10:48,839 --> 00:10:53,460 by my newest artiste, Maestro Patrick Star. 161 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,701 - What? 162 00:11:05,942 --> 00:11:08,046 - [screams, laughs] 163 00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:10,046 - Yay! 164 00:11:18,046 --> 00:11:20,597 - Huh? Uh... 165 00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:27,563 Oh. 166 00:11:27,632 --> 00:11:30,046 - Whoo! Go, Squidward! - Encore! Encore! 167 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:31,770 - We want more! 168 00:11:31,873 --> 00:11:34,356 - We want more! - Do you really mean it? 169 00:11:34,425 --> 00:11:35,873 - Of course. 170 00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:37,977 We've got jellyfish. 171 00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:39,425 - Huh. 172 00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:41,115 I'll take what I can get. 173 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:44,597 - Yeah! Whoo! - Whoo-hoo! 174 00:11:44,632 --> 00:11:46,322 - Come on, Squidward! 175 00:12:02,942 --> 00:12:05,184 - This just in: New evidence that 176 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:08,425 unidentified flying objects have been secretly visiting 177 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,356 Bikini Bottom for years. 178 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:13,563 General, what are the chances that these photos 179 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,460 and videos are just a hoax? 180 00:12:15,528 --> 00:12:20,080 - 99.99999%. 181 00:12:20,149 --> 00:12:21,839 - There you have it— 182 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:26,701 conclusive proof that there is a 0.00001% chance 183 00:12:26,770 --> 00:12:29,391 UFOs are real. 184 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:33,149 - That means there could be evidence of UFOs anywhere! 185 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,977 - Let's go find some. 186 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,735 - Here, alien. 187 00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:40,770 - Alien! Alien! 188 00:12:42,839 --> 00:12:44,425 - Hmm. - Huh? 189 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:48,908 - Uh, huh? 190 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:52,115 - Huh? 191 00:12:57,253 --> 00:12:59,356 - It's the middle of the night! 192 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:01,873 What are you two idiots doing? 193 00:13:01,942 --> 00:13:05,080 - We found an alien crop circle! 194 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,391 - It's only a crop circle because you're 195 00:13:07,425 --> 00:13:10,115 stomping on my begonias! 196 00:13:10,184 --> 00:13:11,425 - Huh? 197 00:13:11,528 --> 00:13:12,391 - Okay. 198 00:13:12,494 --> 00:13:14,080 Yeah, that is us. 199 00:13:14,149 --> 00:13:17,011 - We're hunting space aliens and UFOs. 200 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:21,218 - Space aliens and UFOs do not exist. 201 00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:23,460 Go to sleep! 202 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,770 Okay. 203 00:13:34,839 --> 00:13:37,080 You want to see space aliens? 204 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,804 I'll show you space aliens. 205 00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:44,253 - This could definitely be a UFO. 206 00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:50,011 A real UFO! 207 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,460 First contact! 208 00:13:51,528 --> 00:13:52,770 First contact! 209 00:13:52,839 --> 00:13:54,425 First contact! 210 00:13:56,908 --> 00:13:59,046 Whoa! 211 00:13:59,149 --> 00:14:00,494 - Intergalactic. 212 00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:02,080 - Spacey. 213 00:14:02,184 --> 00:14:03,770 - Cosmic. 214 00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:15,322 - We just got hit by a flying saucer! 215 00:14:15,391 --> 00:14:16,873 - Yeah! - Yeah! Cool! 216 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,287 - Cool! Yeah! 217 00:14:18,322 --> 00:14:20,632 Greetings, earthlings. 218 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:23,528 - A r-r-real space alien. 219 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,391 Greetings, sir. 220 00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:29,356 It's me, you tinfoil twits. 221 00:14:29,425 --> 00:14:31,115 It was all me. 222 00:14:31,184 --> 00:14:34,666 Space aliens don't exist. 223 00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:36,184 Got it? 224 00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:37,735 - Thank you, Squidward. 225 00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:41,528 We can see now how silly we really were. 226 00:14:41,597 --> 00:14:42,770 I know. 227 00:14:42,839 --> 00:14:44,701 Let's play superheroes instead. 228 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:45,908 - Yeah! 229 00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:48,873 At least we know they're real. 230 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:53,804 - Idiots. 231 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:11,322 - At last, evidence of our ancient aquatic ancestors. 232 00:15:11,391 --> 00:15:13,701 - We must take the artifact back to the ship. 233 00:15:13,804 --> 00:15:14,873 We'll be rich. 234 00:15:14,977 --> 00:15:16,011 Rich, I say. 235 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:21,356 - I told you two, space aliens don't exist. 236 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,425 Go away! 237 00:15:23,494 --> 00:15:25,046 - Oh, no. 238 00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:28,494 The artifact is infested with a parasite. 239 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,632 - We must eradicate it before our departure. 240 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:35,839 - I'm telling you, it's always something. 241 00:15:45,391 --> 00:15:46,528 - Huh? 242 00:15:46,632 --> 00:15:47,977 Who—who's there? 243 00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:49,563 Ahh! 244 00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:54,977 - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 245 00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:10,563 - Ah-ha! 246 00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:14,149 - My holes! 247 00:16:14,218 --> 00:16:15,149 My holes! 248 00:16:15,218 --> 00:16:16,839 Oh, my holes! 249 00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:23,391 - Thank Neptune I have my readers. 250 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,632 Have SpongeBob and Patrick gone cuckoo? 251 00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:35,287 You! 252 00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:43,253 SpongeBob and Patrick, take off those stupid masks! 253 00:16:43,287 --> 00:16:46,391 I know it's you. 254 00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:47,839 - Stop it. 255 00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:49,184 You're hurting me. 256 00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:50,804 - Mayday! Mayday! 257 00:16:50,873 --> 00:16:52,115 We need backup. 258 00:16:58,115 --> 00:17:00,873 - Will you two shut up in there? 259 00:17:00,942 --> 00:17:04,322 I'm trying to get your heads— 260 00:17:04,425 --> 00:17:05,391 off? 261 00:17:07,184 --> 00:17:09,666 Those nimrods were right. 262 00:17:09,701 --> 00:17:11,597 Aliens are real! 263 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,218 SpongeBob, let me in! 264 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,563 You were right! 265 00:17:18,632 --> 00:17:21,666 Tell Patrick you were right! 266 00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:23,322 - Success. 267 00:17:23,391 --> 00:17:25,770 The vermin has evacuated. 268 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,908 - Let's take the artifact to our ship 269 00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:31,149 before that horrible stinkbug comes back. 270 00:17:46,977 --> 00:17:48,666 - No! Wait! Wait! 271 00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,528 Wait, wait, wait! 272 00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:04,839 Hmm. 273 00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:08,597 - So I says, I'll show youa tractor beam. 274 00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:15,391 - All right, who's in charge here? 275 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:17,873 I want to speak to the manager. 276 00:18:17,942 --> 00:18:19,287 - Manager? 277 00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,494 Take me to your leader. 278 00:18:23,563 --> 00:18:26,011 - That would be our supervisor. 279 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,701 His office is down this hall. 280 00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:29,322 You just make a left then a right. 281 00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:30,494 - Don't talk to him. 282 00:18:30,563 --> 00:18:32,839 He is the vermin we eradicated. 283 00:18:32,908 --> 00:18:36,701 - Looks like somebody failed eradication class. 284 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,701 - Zip it. 285 00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:42,253 I outrank you both. 286 00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:45,735 - I want you to put my home back where you found it. 287 00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,425 - Could you step forward? 288 00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,080 I'm hard of hearing. 289 00:18:49,149 --> 00:18:50,149 - Sure. 290 00:18:50,218 --> 00:18:51,701 And another thing. 291 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:54,115 What's the big idea of coming to my planet 292 00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:56,804 and taking my house out of my yard 293 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:59,184 just because it looked like your stupid head? 294 00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:06,287 - Talking vermin are the worst kind. 295 00:19:06,322 --> 00:19:07,632 Am I right? 296 00:19:07,666 --> 00:19:09,287 - Just so it's not a total loss, 297 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:14,115 I say we run some tests and do a probe. 298 00:19:14,218 --> 00:19:16,804 - Hooray! We're doing a probe! 299 00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,046 Probe! Probe! Probe! 300 00:19:19,115 --> 00:19:20,804 Probe! Probe! Probe! 301 00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:22,460 Probe! Probe! - Probe? 302 00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:24,460 - Probe! Probe! Probe! 303 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:25,632 Probe! Probe! 304 00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:35,115 - X-ray. 305 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,425 Despite the large cranium, 306 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:40,528 the brain seems below average size. 307 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:41,770 - Hey! 308 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,287 - High blood pressure. 309 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:48,460 Better watch that temper. 310 00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,460 Rotate neck. 311 00:19:57,460 --> 00:19:59,218 Nose hose. 312 00:20:07,804 --> 00:20:10,287 Impressive storage space. 313 00:20:10,322 --> 00:20:12,666 Now for the fun part. 314 00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:17,253 - Ahh! 315 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:22,908 - Freedom! 316 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,460 Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. 317 00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,115 Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. Hut. 318 00:20:36,908 --> 00:20:38,080 Huh? 319 00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:54,632 - Daddy. 320 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,804 Huh? 321 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:21,149 No! 322 00:21:21,218 --> 00:21:22,873 Please don't probe me! 323 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,528 Huh? 324 00:21:36,873 --> 00:21:39,115 - In this probe, I will be asking you 325 00:21:39,218 --> 00:21:42,391 embarrassing questions about your childhood. 326 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:46,977 - Well, I guess I did have trouble making friends. 327 00:21:50,701 --> 00:21:53,563 - Then when I was three, I said, "Mumsy, I told you, 328 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:55,391 I don't like kelp juice." 329 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,908 And she said, "Well, I don't like being called Mumsy." 330 00:21:58,011 --> 00:22:00,563 And then— Enough! 331 00:22:09,011 --> 00:22:10,908 - Good riddance, vermin. 332 00:22:10,977 --> 00:22:13,666 Keep your dumb, old artifact. 333 00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:16,666 - And you can keep your mother stories too. 334 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,046 Oy vey! 335 00:22:20,149 --> 00:22:22,287 - Squidward, if I didn't know better, 336 00:22:22,322 --> 00:22:25,425 I'd be thinking that was a real alien spaceship. 337 00:22:25,494 --> 00:22:28,046 - But we do know better, huh, Squidward? 338 00:22:28,115 --> 00:22:29,942 - I was wrong, okay? 339 00:22:30,011 --> 00:22:31,770 Aliens are real! 340 00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:34,597 I was on their ship, and I was telling them about my mother, 341 00:22:34,632 --> 00:22:36,011 and—and—and—and— 342 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,632 - We get it, Squidward. 343 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:40,322 - Aliens don't exist! 344 00:22:40,391 --> 00:22:41,770 - But they do exist. 345 00:22:43,115 --> 00:22:45,356 Of course.