1 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:20,275 - Good morning, alarm clock. 2 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,757 - Ah. 3 00:00:22,861 --> 00:00:24,344 Whoa! 4 00:00:24,413 --> 00:00:26,137 Ha! 5 00:00:28,482 --> 00:00:29,757 Ah. 6 00:00:29,861 --> 00:00:30,861 Hmm. 7 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:32,620 Choices, choices. 8 00:00:36,585 --> 00:00:39,482 Whoa! 9 00:00:39,585 --> 00:00:40,757 Whoops. 10 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:41,930 Pants are a little twisted around. 11 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:43,654 Heh. 12 00:00:45,275 --> 00:00:46,792 Ah. 13 00:00:49,826 --> 00:00:51,482 Whoa! 14 00:00:58,723 --> 00:00:59,757 Whoops. 15 00:00:59,792 --> 00:01:03,309 Almost forgot my lucky tie clip. 16 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:11,551 I'm ready! 17 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:26,551 Young lady, allow me. 18 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,620 - Oh, you. 19 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:35,516 - Morning, SpongeBob. 20 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:37,895 - Good morning, Sewer Man. 21 00:01:37,964 --> 00:01:41,137 - There goes one lucky boy. 22 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:44,344 - See you tomorrow, sweetie. 23 00:01:46,654 --> 00:01:48,068 Whoopsie! 24 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,413 - Whoa, whoa. 25 00:01:52,482 --> 00:01:54,344 - Ah. 26 00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,240 Ha-ha. 27 00:02:00,895 --> 00:02:02,861 Good morning, Squidward. 28 00:02:04,516 --> 00:02:07,033 And why are you so peppy this morning? 29 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:10,447 - Because today is my lucky day, 30 00:02:10,516 --> 00:02:13,930 thanks to my lucky tie clip. 31 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:16,826 - Don't you wear that tie clip every day? 32 00:02:16,895 --> 00:02:18,137 - Uh-huh. 33 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:21,688 Every day is my lucky day. 34 00:02:22,964 --> 00:02:25,413 - Pfft, luck isn't real. 35 00:02:25,447 --> 00:02:26,930 It's all in your head. 36 00:02:27,033 --> 00:02:30,654 - Squidward, it's unlucky not to believe in luck. 37 00:02:30,723 --> 00:02:32,585 - Hmph. 38 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,033 - Sorry, Mr. Squidward. 39 00:02:34,102 --> 00:02:35,482 Didn't see you there. 40 00:02:56,930 --> 00:03:01,137 One Krabby Patty pickle deluxe, perfectly prepared. 41 00:03:01,206 --> 00:03:02,930 - Hmm. 42 00:03:03,033 --> 00:03:06,516 I'll be the judge of that. 43 00:03:10,378 --> 00:03:12,344 - Hmm. 44 00:03:15,309 --> 00:03:17,826 I want to complain. 45 00:03:17,895 --> 00:03:20,516 But it's too delectable! 46 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,585 - How? 47 00:03:23,654 --> 00:03:27,275 How did you accomplish such perfection? 48 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:29,999 - Guess I'm just lucky. 49 00:03:39,516 --> 00:03:41,585 Whoa. 50 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:45,516 Whoa, whoa! Ah! 51 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,999 Whoops. 52 00:03:58,344 --> 00:04:01,378 - Ready to start another lucky day, Gary? 53 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:05,309 - Whoa! 54 00:04:07,792 --> 00:04:10,240 Whoa. 55 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:12,206 Hey. 56 00:04:12,309 --> 00:04:14,033 Huh? 57 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:15,551 Ah! 58 00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:17,895 Where's my lucky tie clip? 59 00:04:17,999 --> 00:04:19,688 Not here. 60 00:04:19,757 --> 00:04:20,654 No. 61 00:04:20,723 --> 00:04:22,723 Nuh-uh. 62 00:04:32,137 --> 00:04:33,688 No! 63 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:40,723 My lucky tie clip is missing. 64 00:04:44,482 --> 00:04:45,930 Oh no. 65 00:04:45,999 --> 00:04:47,551 I'm late for work. 66 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:48,930 I'll search for it later. 67 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:52,551 Wah, nah, ah, whoa! 68 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,551 Whoa! 69 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,551 - Oh, sorry. 70 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,240 I was running late today. 71 00:05:07,344 --> 00:05:10,378 Jeez, what bad luck. 72 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:13,344 - Give me your wallet. Make it snappy. 73 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:16,378 - Uh, uh. 74 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:19,206 - See you tomorrow, sweetie. 75 00:05:20,964 --> 00:05:23,757 - Whoopsie. 76 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:25,275 - Hot dog. 77 00:05:25,378 --> 00:05:27,275 Get your hot— 78 00:05:38,482 --> 00:05:40,309 - What happened to you? 79 00:05:40,413 --> 00:05:45,895 - I lost my lucky tie clip, and now everything is going wrong. 80 00:05:45,964 --> 00:05:48,895 There's no such thing as luck. 81 00:05:48,964 --> 00:05:51,344 Your dumb tie clip has nothing to do with it. 82 00:05:51,413 --> 00:05:55,171 - Oh, poor naive Squidward. 83 00:05:56,826 --> 00:05:59,447 Whoa! 84 00:06:04,620 --> 00:06:07,620 Oh, spatula cramp. 85 00:06:07,723 --> 00:06:08,895 Aw. 86 00:06:16,516 --> 00:06:19,413 - Do you have any recommendations? 87 00:06:19,516 --> 00:06:20,930 - Yeah. 88 00:06:21,033 --> 00:06:23,033 Eat somewhere else. - Hmm. 89 00:06:23,137 --> 00:06:24,999 Excellent advice. 90 00:06:25,068 --> 00:06:26,688 Thank you, young man. 91 00:06:26,723 --> 00:06:28,378 - A tip? 92 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:30,585 Must be my lucky day. 93 00:06:30,688 --> 00:06:33,551 Not that I believe in that nonsense. 94 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,309 One Krabby Patty combo. 95 00:06:39,378 --> 00:06:40,378 - Hmph. 96 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:46,895 Hmm. 97 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:50,482 The soda is flat, the fries are oily, 98 00:06:50,551 --> 00:06:55,654 and the Krabby Patty is bland. 99 00:06:55,723 --> 00:06:58,378 - B-b-b-bland? 100 00:07:00,895 --> 00:07:02,688 - What's the matter with you, boyo? 101 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,620 - Aw, I'm bad luck, Mr. Krabs. 102 00:07:05,688 --> 00:07:07,861 Bad luck. 103 00:07:07,964 --> 00:07:09,275 - Bad luck? 104 00:07:09,378 --> 00:07:11,895 The restaurant business runs on luck. 105 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:16,861 If bad luck sets in, the Krusty Krab is doomed. 106 00:07:16,930 --> 00:07:17,964 Everyone out! 107 00:07:17,999 --> 00:07:19,137 Out, out, out, out, out. 108 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,206 I got to burn some dried kelp and cleanse 109 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:23,482 this joint of any bad mojo. 110 00:07:24,999 --> 00:07:26,447 - SpongeBob! Squidward! 111 00:07:26,516 --> 00:07:30,447 Take the day off. - Day off? 112 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,102 No! 113 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:34,620 - Yes! 114 00:07:36,482 --> 00:07:40,309 I hope my good luck went to someone who needed it. 115 00:07:40,378 --> 00:07:42,551 Huh? 116 00:07:43,792 --> 00:07:45,757 A hair? 117 00:07:45,826 --> 00:07:49,171 Maybe I'm getting SpongeBob's good luck. 118 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,999 Ya, ta, ta, ta, ya, ta, ta, ta. 119 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:56,206 - Hey, Patrick. - Hey, SpongeBob! 120 00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,068 You OK? 121 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:01,240 - I lost my lucky tie clip. 122 00:08:01,309 --> 00:08:05,102 I am now the unluckiest person alive. 123 00:08:05,206 --> 00:08:07,102 Can I have a hug? 124 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:09,275 - No, thank you. 125 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:12,585 I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole. 126 00:08:12,654 --> 00:08:16,275 I don't want your bad luck to rub off on me. 127 00:08:16,344 --> 00:08:19,240 - Oh, what am I going to do? 128 00:08:19,309 --> 00:08:20,551 - Hmm. 129 00:08:20,654 --> 00:08:23,792 Why don't you find a new lucky charm? 130 00:08:24,826 --> 00:08:26,344 - Great idea. 131 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:27,792 Thanks, Patrick. 132 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:31,033 - I don't know what I'd do without you, 133 00:08:31,102 --> 00:08:34,275 my lucky 11-foot pole. 134 00:08:37,344 --> 00:08:40,102 - Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky. 135 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,137 Oh, a four-leaf kelp. 136 00:08:42,206 --> 00:08:44,206 They're really lucky. 137 00:08:48,826 --> 00:08:51,964 A new freeway? 138 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,930 That's not lucky. 139 00:08:53,999 --> 00:08:57,137 Ow, ow. 140 00:08:58,344 --> 00:09:00,378 A sea bunny's foot. 141 00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:02,378 They're extra lucky. 142 00:09:04,551 --> 00:09:09,309 - Unless it's still attached to the sea bunny. 143 00:09:10,447 --> 00:09:13,240 Sorry. 144 00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:23,344 Huh? 145 00:09:25,861 --> 00:09:27,861 Squidward? 146 00:09:35,723 --> 00:09:41,171 - Some people have all the luck, SpongeBob, just not you. 147 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:53,999 Huh? 148 00:09:54,068 --> 00:09:56,344 My tie clip? 149 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,723 I had it with me all day? 150 00:09:58,826 --> 00:10:01,792 Huh, it was just like Squidward said. 151 00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:04,171 Hey, Squidward, you were right. 152 00:10:04,206 --> 00:10:05,999 Luck was all just in my head. 153 00:10:06,033 --> 00:10:09,482 I don't need this solid gold lucky tie clip. 154 00:10:12,585 --> 00:10:16,688 But it never hurts to be on the safe side. 155 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:28,240 Hey, Squidward, my good luck is back. 156 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:30,378 Back in my head. 157 00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:31,964 - Hold on. 158 00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:35,171 If SpongeBob's luck is back, then— 159 00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:45,102 Oh, no. 160 00:10:53,999 --> 00:10:56,309 Just my luck. 161 00:11:17,654 --> 00:11:19,895 - Ooh, you got him, Patrick. 162 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,033 - You're mine now, jelly! 163 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,068 Huh? 164 00:11:40,171 --> 00:11:42,102 How long was I out? 165 00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:46,378 - About a week. 166 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:48,309 - Whoo, a new record! 167 00:11:49,654 --> 00:11:53,792 Yeah, it's all in the old wrist. 168 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:04,723 Ah, nothing like a day of napping to tucker you out. 169 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,102 Good night, Mr. Lamp. 170 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:12,068 Huh, not sleeping yet. 171 00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:14,482 Oh, maybe if I lay this way. 172 00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:27,344 I guess I'll just sit up and wait to get sleepy. 173 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,482 Hmph. 174 00:12:33,654 --> 00:12:36,999 I've been waiting to sleep all day! 175 00:12:37,102 --> 00:12:40,585 Oh, it's already half past a freckle. 176 00:12:40,654 --> 00:12:43,551 Guess I'll see what SpongeBob's doing. 177 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,447 - Want to hang out? 178 00:12:51,516 --> 00:12:53,551 - Oh, Patrick, it's you. 179 00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,447 What are you doing here so late? 180 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:56,861 - I can't sleep. 181 00:12:56,930 --> 00:12:58,620 Let's do stuff! 182 00:12:58,688 --> 00:13:04,068 - Um, OK, sure, but I have to be up in four hours. 183 00:13:04,102 --> 00:13:05,482 - Perfect! 184 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,585 - Whoa! 185 00:13:11,309 --> 00:13:14,206 I can't believe you're beating me! 186 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,068 Uh. 187 00:13:20,206 --> 00:13:22,206 You win again? 188 00:13:22,309 --> 00:13:23,999 All right. 189 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,344 Best 200 out of 300. 190 00:13:30,516 --> 00:13:33,930 - First one to dig to rock bottom wins. 191 00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:39,275 Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum. 192 00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,688 Patrick, this is really fun and all, 193 00:13:50,757 --> 00:13:52,930 but I need to get to bed. 194 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,964 - But I still can't sleep. 195 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:59,447 - Patrick, you've got to get some sleep and fast, or else 196 00:13:59,516 --> 00:14:01,792 you could start seeing things. 197 00:14:01,861 --> 00:14:03,516 - Wait. 198 00:14:03,585 --> 00:14:05,723 I'm seeing things now. 199 00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:07,654 House. Ground. 200 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,861 Sky! 201 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:11,413 Make it stop, SpongeBob! 202 00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:13,482 Make it stop. 203 00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:16,413 - Don't worry, pal. 204 00:14:16,447 --> 00:14:17,482 I'll help you get to— 205 00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,344 - Hey, that's my sleep. 206 00:14:21,413 --> 00:14:22,964 - Huh? 207 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,240 Sleep. 208 00:14:27,895 --> 00:14:32,826 All you need is a good tucking in and some warm milk. 209 00:14:39,275 --> 00:14:41,757 And some chamomile tea. 210 00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:48,033 And my favorite lullaby. 211 00:15:07,861 --> 00:15:10,792 - SpongeBob, I still can't sleep. 212 00:15:10,895 --> 00:15:12,620 Huh? 213 00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:18,792 Oh, looks like I'll have to do this the old-fashioned way. 214 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,654 Oh, I'm still awake. 215 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:38,102 Still awake. 216 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:50,482 I think it's working. 217 00:15:50,585 --> 00:15:52,309 No. 218 00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:53,861 Ugh. 219 00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:59,688 I didn't want to do this, but I'm down to my last resort. 220 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,033 - Hi, Squidward. 221 00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:10,723 - Patrick, what could you possibly want 222 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,792 at this hour of the night? 223 00:16:14,102 --> 00:16:17,068 I need to hear your life story. 224 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,275 - Just as I thought, an idiotic— 225 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,378 what? 226 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,171 You need to hear my life story? 227 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,895 - Yep. 228 00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:29,309 - Well, it's such short notice. 229 00:16:29,378 --> 00:16:31,999 I don't have anything prepared, 230 00:16:32,068 --> 00:16:35,585 except this rough manuscript. 231 00:16:35,688 --> 00:16:41,033 I call it "Tentacles: Eight Legs, Eight Lives." 232 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,447 - But you only have four legs. 233 00:16:46,516 --> 00:16:48,378 - And two arms. 234 00:16:48,413 --> 00:16:50,102 - Oh, yeah. 235 00:16:50,171 --> 00:16:51,413 Yeah, that makes eight. 236 00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:53,378 Chapter 1. 237 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,275 "In my youth, my brilliance was evident. 238 00:16:56,378 --> 00:17:00,620 "Instead of wasting my time making friends, I made art. 239 00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:04,068 "I recall making a rather sophisticated tentacle painting 240 00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:05,378 that even my teacher—" 241 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,723 - Wait a minute. 242 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,344 I'm not getting sleepy. 243 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,723 I'm just getting bored. 244 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,792 - "--and perplexity as I was bequeathed 245 00:17:12,861 --> 00:17:16,413 an award for my achievements." 246 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:17,551 - Huh. 247 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:20,378 Well, at least my pipe works for him. 248 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,930 If I'm not sleepy, 249 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:29,930 I'll just have to tire myself out. 250 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:33,171 Oh, a hot dog! 251 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,930 Give me! 252 00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:45,240 Give me. 253 00:17:46,654 --> 00:17:49,171 Ah! 254 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:54,033 I've got you now, you little old man. 255 00:17:54,102 --> 00:17:58,068 - You want to see a picture of my grandkids? 256 00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,275 - Uh, hi, Patrick. 257 00:18:05,378 --> 00:18:07,378 Still not sleeping, huh? 258 00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:10,482 - How can you tell? 259 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,137 - Just a hunch. 260 00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:15,551 Looks like you need a visit from the Sandman. 261 00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:17,206 He'd blow a little sand in your eyes, 262 00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:19,447 and you'd be out like a light. 263 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,792 - A Sandman. 264 00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:26,102 Eyes, out like a light! 265 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:32,964 - OK. See you later. 266 00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:40,447 Me make Sandman. 267 00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,723 OK, Mr. Sandman. 268 00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:55,344 Now blow sand in my eyes and put me to sleep. 269 00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:56,826 What's wrong? 270 00:18:56,861 --> 00:18:58,999 You need more sand? 271 00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:03,068 - Huh? 272 00:19:03,137 --> 00:19:04,378 Gah! 273 00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:08,895 - Get back here! 274 00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:12,102 - Ooh, you'll have to catch me first. 275 00:19:18,964 --> 00:19:21,654 - Whee! 276 00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:25,999 - Hey, cool, a raving lunatic. 277 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:31,757 - I'll chase you to the ends of the ocean, Sandman! 278 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,999 Gah! 279 00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:40,792 - Finally. 280 00:19:40,861 --> 00:19:42,964 Oh, oh, that's it. 281 00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,516 Keep it coming. 282 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,861 Oh, where are you going? 283 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,482 - I'm not sleepy yet! 284 00:19:57,861 --> 00:19:59,344 - Meow! 285 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,999 - Come on. More! 286 00:20:05,447 --> 00:20:07,585 Where are you going? 287 00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:16,240 Better. But I need more! 288 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:18,964 - Ooh-hoo! 289 00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:33,930 - Sandman, your stupid sleep sand doesn't work! 290 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,654 - Patrick, stop! 291 00:20:35,723 --> 00:20:36,930 That's no Sandman. 292 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:38,516 That's Squidward. 293 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,757 - Ay, ay. 294 00:20:44,447 --> 00:20:45,792 - Oops. 295 00:20:47,102 --> 00:20:48,585 Hmph. 296 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:51,620 Another misadventure for my memoir. 297 00:20:51,654 --> 00:20:53,551 - It's no use, SpongeBob. 298 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,620 All the Sandman's sand couldn't make me sleepy. 299 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:06,654 I guess I'll just be awake for the rest of my life. 300 00:21:06,757 --> 00:21:08,895 - Oh, aha. 301 00:21:08,964 --> 00:21:11,275 If you're going to be awake forever, 302 00:21:11,309 --> 00:21:14,171 then you might as well put that to good use. 303 00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,895 SpongeBob, you were right. 304 00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:22,413 My "awakeyness" makes me the perfect 305 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,999 all-night long-haul trucker. 306 00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:29,826 - 10-4, good buddy. 307 00:21:29,895 --> 00:21:32,137 - All right, keep your rubber side down 308 00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:34,413 and the bugs off your glass. 309 00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:35,757 I'll catch you on the flip.