1 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:33,380 Are you ready, kids? 2 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:35,240 Aye, aye, Captain! 3 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,770 I can't hear you. 4 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,780 Aye, aye, Captain! 5 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:45,260 SpongeBob SquarePants! 6 00:00:47,810 --> 00:00:49,670 SpongeBob SquarePants! 7 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,630 SpongeBob SquarePants! 8 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,630 SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready? 9 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:59,720 SpongeBob SquarePants! 10 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,760 SpongeBob SquarePants! 11 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:03,710 SpongeBob SquarePants! 12 00:01:03,739 --> 00:01:05,150 SpongeBob 13 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:07,280 SquarePants! 14 00:01:25,130 --> 00:01:27,440 All right, Science Scouts, listen up. 15 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:30,470 This here business is serious as a rattlesnake bite, 16 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:32,840 so let's make sure we don't mess it up. 17 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,870 If we earn enough money, we can finally 18 00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:37,910 afford that trip to Mars! 19 00:01:39,469 --> 00:01:42,740 Now, get out there and sell these biscuits! 20 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,500 Aye, aye, Science Master Sandy. 21 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,020 What's all that racket? - Good day, ma'ams. 22 00:01:54,050 --> 00:01:57,500 Would you like to buy some Science Scouts biscuits? 23 00:01:57,590 --> 00:01:59,420 Science? Puh! 24 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:01,700 That malarkey ain't real. 25 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:04,490 Back in my day, we had alchemy, 26 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:06,800 and that was good enough for us. 27 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:10,640 Aw. Mary, it's Wednesday. 28 00:02:10,670 --> 00:02:13,640 Time to shave down my bunions! Ugh! 29 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:16,820 Ew. 30 00:02:25,610 --> 00:02:28,010 Who is it? 31 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,370 Good day, sir. Are you the man of the house? 32 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:35,950 Oh, no. The master is in repose. 33 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:41,620 Well, perhaps your master would like to wake up 34 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,440 to some fresh-baked biscuits. - Oh, no. 35 00:02:44,470 --> 00:02:47,110 He doesn't care for solid foods. 36 00:02:54,100 --> 00:02:57,730 Master does get thirsty though. Sorry. 37 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,260 [strained, high-pitched] No problem. 38 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:06,040 Sup, little lady bro? - Yes, hello, sir. 39 00:03:06,070 --> 00:03:10,000 Have you considered purchasing some Science Scout bis— 40 00:03:10,179 --> 00:03:10,510 um... 41 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,399 I mean, energy bars? 42 00:03:15,399 --> 00:03:18,700 They will fill you with the fuel for fitness! 43 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:22,000 Well, Larry does need to carbo load. 44 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:24,190 I'll take a dozen boxes. 45 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:29,200 Ah! 46 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:31,540 Yeah! 47 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,790 We got our first sale. - Whoo-hoo! 48 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,600 Oh, yay! 49 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:59,590 Oh, my aching knuckles. 50 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:03,190 I must have knocked on a million doors today. 51 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,000 Money? 52 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:20,050 Tasty morsels for the Krabsy. 53 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:21,940 Hey, claws off! 54 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,430 That money belongs to the Science Scouts. 55 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,800 I got it from selling biscuits. 56 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:31,360 Selling biscuitses, eh? 57 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:34,680 All right, that was some fancy 58 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,010 biscuit hawking yesterday, but today, we're going to— 59 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:39,780 hey, where's SpongeBob? 60 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,820 He's over there with Mr. Krabs 61 00:04:41,820 --> 00:04:44,100 and that sad-looking octopus. 62 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,070 SpongeBob, what are you doing? 63 00:04:47,099 --> 00:04:50,430 He's working with the premier biscuit-selling team 64 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:53,580 in Bikini Bottom, that's what he's doing. 65 00:04:53,610 --> 00:04:55,590 Now, if you don't mind, 66 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:58,860 we've got some Krusty Doodles to sell. 67 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:00,360 Krusty Doodles? 68 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:02,190 Blech! 69 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,640 These are just stale Krabby Patty buns. 70 00:05:06,150 --> 00:05:09,690 Aged to perfection and sprinkled with cinnamon. 71 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:13,020 Now, scram! This is Krusty Scout territory. 72 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:16,470 Oh, no, this is Science Scout territory. 73 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:19,020 Oh, yeah? How about a little wager? 74 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:23,849 Whoever sells the most biscuits today gets to keep selling. 75 00:05:23,849 --> 00:05:28,500 And the loser leaves the biscuit biz forever! 76 00:05:28,890 --> 00:05:29,849 Deal. 77 00:05:33,630 --> 00:05:35,250 - Hmm? Oh, no. 78 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:36,990 A solicitor. 79 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,960 Friend, how would you like to buy 80 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,860 the most collectible snack in the whole ocean? 81 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:48,000 They're mint biscuits in mint condition. 82 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,580 Ooh, mint, you say? 83 00:05:50,610 --> 00:05:52,830 If you want real biscuit flavor, 84 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,560 try a Krusty Doodle instead. 85 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,910 Your cosplay is terrible. I'll pass. 86 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:02,300 Give me three boxes. - Whoa! 87 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,320 Avast, Mr. Squidward. 88 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:08,310 If you want to move biscuits, you gotta be cuter. 89 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:09,510 Here, I'll help you. 90 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:15,930 There you go. Now you're adorable, see? 91 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,110 I can't see anything. My retinas detached. 92 00:06:24,599 --> 00:06:28,289 Oh, Pearl, don't you look cute? 93 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,330 Oh, thanks, Mrs. Puff. 94 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:34,500 I'm selling biscuits so my scout troop can go to Mars. 95 00:06:34,740 --> 00:06:37,980 Adorable. Let me get my purse. 96 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,770 Wait a minute. Buy my biscuits instead! 97 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,140 What's wrong with your eyes, Squidward? 98 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:47,010 You're blowing it again. I'll show you how it's done. 99 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,230 Hello, my sweet Puffikins. 100 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:55,440 Won't you buy some biscuits from the only crab 101 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,480 to ever steal your heart? 102 00:06:57,510 --> 00:07:01,050 Oh, well, that does sound nice. 103 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,520 Don't listen to him. 104 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:04,560 My biscuits are better, Mrs. Puff. 105 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,700 Don't listen to her! 106 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,010 Hey, find your own house to sell at! 107 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,420 Hey, get your biscuit right here. 108 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:10,830 Come on, buy mine! - Uh-huh. 109 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:14,610 - Oh! 110 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:17,250 Would you like to buy some biscuits? 111 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:17,730 No! 112 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,099 Are you sure you don't want to buy some biscuits? 113 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:20,760 Yes. 114 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,300 How about our super spicy cinnamon biscuits? 115 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,440 Why did everyone stop yelling? 116 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:51,290 Well, looks like the biscuit business 117 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,030 is all mine now. 118 00:07:54,230 --> 00:07:56,300 We ain't letting him win this one. 119 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:59,690 Come on, Science Scouts! Ugh! Oh. 120 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:02,840 Oh, why not let it go, Sandy? 121 00:08:02,870 --> 00:08:06,110 There's only one place left in town to sell to anyway, 122 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,730 the old folks home, 123 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,570 and you'd have to sell to every single oldie there 124 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:12,650 to beat me. 125 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,110 Looks like it's up to you, Pearl. 126 00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:20,240 What? Wait, what? 127 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:21,740 That was my plan. 128 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,240 I believe this belongs to you. 129 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:34,040 Ah. 130 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,280 - Huh? Huh? 131 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:40,310 Ah, my biscuits! 132 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:46,090 Nothing beats sabotage-y. 133 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,490 Huh? Me brakes? 134 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,040 They've been sabotagied! 135 00:08:53,150 --> 00:08:54,890 Oh! 136 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:11,210 Who wants biscuits? 137 00:09:11,750 --> 00:09:14,540 Huh? - What about you, mister? 138 00:09:14,569 --> 00:09:17,450 Buy some biscuits from a sweet little girl? 139 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,220 Are you kidding? 140 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:21,830 Everyone's chompers have gone missing. 141 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,810 How are we supposed to chew biscuits 142 00:09:23,810 --> 00:09:25,700 if we ain't got no teeth? 143 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:37,270 Looks like I borrowed everyone's dentures. 144 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,090 Ooh-ie! 145 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:54,610 Get your biscuit mush right here, nice and soft. 146 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:58,300 We do the chewing so you don't have to. 147 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:02,133 Oh, yeah. - Homemade biscuits. 148 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,360 Lovely mush. 149 00:10:04,689 --> 00:10:09,069 Well, I guess that's it. Time to call it a day. 150 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,550 - Live and learn, Pearly girl. 151 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:15,370 That's just the way the biscuit bounces. 152 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,810 Make mine extra mushy. 153 00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:30,040 Aw, hey there, Pearly girl. 154 00:10:30,069 --> 00:10:31,840 Sorry you didn't win the competition. 155 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:34,720 Oh, I didn't lose yet. - You didn't? 156 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:39,310 Nope, I realized there was one more person to sell to, 157 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:42,910 and I know how to get him to buy anything. 158 00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:45,250 - Oh. 159 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,530 I don't like where this is going. 160 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:54,550 Oh, Daddy! 161 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,560 Buy my biscuits. 162 00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,730 Oh, Daddy! - No, I can't— I— 163 00:11:13,689 --> 00:11:17,470 All right, I'll buy your biscuits. 164 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,230 Thanks, Daddy. Mwah! 165 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,650 We're going to Mars. 166 00:11:27,189 --> 00:11:29,260 Hm, these are tasty. 167 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,240 Whew, that was some mighty fine selling, 168 00:11:40,689 --> 00:11:41,410 Science Scouts. 169 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,750 Now, we can afford to boldly expand 170 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:46,210 into new biscuit markets. 171 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,240 Hooray! 172 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,100 Huh? 173 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,090 Greetings, Earth creatures. 174 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:55,420 Would you like to purchase some Astro Biscuits? 175 00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:59,319 We are raising money for a trip to Earth. 176 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:03,730 OK, y'all. 177 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:05,170 If we earn enough money, 178 00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:07,390 we can afford a trip to Jupiter. 179 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:22,330 Vroom, vroom! Vrow! 180 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:26,470 My boat was stuck in reverse for a whole mile. 181 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,550 I turned left and backed into a mountain of giant springs. 182 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:32,410 Whoa! Wow. 183 00:12:32,439 --> 00:12:34,330 Righteous, dude. 184 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,270 Then, the boat sprung forward, 185 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:40,439 up onto an unfinished bridge, where we bounced— 186 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:43,140 yoink, yoink— from column to column 187 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:46,290 and got caught on the hook of a construction crane, 188 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,660 where we swung out over the city 189 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:52,590 until we landed on a garbage dumpster. 190 00:12:53,010 --> 00:12:56,790 Thank you, SpongeBob, for that melodramatic 191 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:59,580 retelling of our last driving lesson. 192 00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:00,930 My pleasure. 193 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,670 Wall came out of nowhere. 194 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,960 Settle down, class. 195 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,170 I'm elated to announce that today 196 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:19,980 we have a new driving student with us. 197 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,290 Come in and introduce yourself. 198 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,630 Thank you so much for this opportunity. 199 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:27,150 Acceleration T. Greenlight's the name, 200 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,939 and teaching driving is my game. 201 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:30,569 What? 202 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:35,700 I'm the owner and operator of the Greenlight Driving School. 203 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,880 All right, mister, you can just— 204 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:40,980 And I guarantee a driver's license 205 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:44,580 to anyone after only one drive around the block, 206 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:47,610 and at half the price that Mrs. Puff charges. 207 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,800 I've dealt with his kind before. 208 00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:02,069 No, I am not going back to the slammer. 209 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:06,060 Once around the block and your license is a lock. 210 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:09,569 Follow me! Right this way, beep, beep! 211 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,569 Beep, beep! Beep, beep! 212 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:16,740 Class, where are you going? Don't listen to him. 213 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:19,860 Come back. We have a lesson. 214 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,819 Welcome, suckers— I mean, students— 215 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,550 to the Greenlight Driving School. 216 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:30,930 I can't believe everyone left me. 217 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,970 Not everyone! 218 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,569 SpongeBob. 219 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,700 I might have known. 220 00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:44,460 Whoa! - No problem. 221 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:47,370 Careful. Watch out. 222 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,200 I got this. - Slow down. 223 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,240 Brakes, brakes! 224 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,970 - Sorry. 225 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:59,220 Oh, Neptune. - Whoops. 226 00:14:59,490 --> 00:15:02,190 Here you go. That's for today's lesson. 227 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:05,520 Don't spend it all in one place. 228 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,290 See you next week. 229 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,070 Yessiree, once around the block. 230 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,020 Congratulations! 231 00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,420 You're a licensed driver. 232 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:26,220 Gnarly. 233 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:34,320 I want a license. - Me too! 234 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,300 Acceleration T. Greenlight. 235 00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:40,160 Yah! Bills? Overdue, delinquent? 236 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,130 "Pay or die?" 237 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,680 How will I ever pay these bills 238 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,950 teaching SpongeBob only once a week? 239 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:50,360 Oh. 240 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:56,300 Yah! - Yoo-hoo, SpongeBob? 241 00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,490 Hop in for your next lesson. 242 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,500 Oh, you're mistaken, Mrs. Puff. 243 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,390 Today's not my lesson day. 244 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,630 I just upgraded you to Super Gold status. 245 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:09,680 You'll have lessons every day, with the corresponding fees, 246 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,290 of course. - Yeah, but I— 247 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,970 I'm on my way to work. 248 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,430 Get in the boat! - Yes, Mrs. Puff. 249 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:19,070 Now, drive. - Aye, aye. 250 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:30,740 Wow! I can't look! 251 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,130 Stop! 252 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,790 Ooh, looky there. 253 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:43,520 It's that really successful driving school. 254 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,150 Hey, thanks. - Thanks. 255 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:48,680 Great. 256 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,180 I can drive now. 257 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:56,150 Huh, thanks! 258 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:00,500 Hello, loser. 259 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,190 Don't worry, Mrs. Puff. 260 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,430 I'm loyal to you and only you. 261 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,560 Oh, thank you, Sponge... 262 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,510 Bob! 263 00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:14,810 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 264 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:30,500 That was a long day's driving lesson, Gary. 265 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:37,430 SpongeBob, time for your next lesson! 266 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,910 Yeah, but it's the middle of the night. 267 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,440 Tonight's lesson is... 268 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,089 Late-night driving. 269 00:17:43,119 --> 00:17:45,670 Of course, there'll be an extra fee. 270 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,810 Hurry up. 271 00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:50,680 Coming, Mrs. Puff. 272 00:17:52,089 --> 00:17:56,770 The most important part of night driving is staying awake. 273 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,450 Some loud music... 274 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,340 And coffee should do it. 275 00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:06,129 Eeeh! - Watch it. 276 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,590 Get off the road! 277 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,960 I'll see you in the morning for tomorrow's lesson. 278 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,720 But tomorrow is Sunday. 279 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,730 It's your Sunday driver lesson, 280 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:29,530 you silly billy boy. 281 00:18:31,629 --> 00:18:35,080 Yeah, I'm a silly billy boy. 282 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,950 Finally, a day to myself. 283 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:42,430 Huh? 284 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,660 Today's lesson, ice driving. 285 00:18:48,610 --> 00:18:49,930 Whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 286 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,540 Turn into the slide. Foot off the gas. 287 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,100 Pray to Neptune. 288 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,550 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 289 00:19:01,629 --> 00:19:03,850 Hey, that actually worked. 290 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:13,660 Just what I needed, some me time. 291 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,379 Yikes! 292 00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:18,640 What lesson now? 293 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:21,520 Mountain driving lesson. 294 00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:29,020 Look out below! 295 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,540 Nurse, I'm unzipping him now. 296 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:43,390 Oh, hold on, Doctor. Mrs. Puff, are you in there? 297 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,980 Are you in there? 298 00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:49,900 Don't be silly, SpongeBob. How would I fit in there? 299 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:54,490 Yeah, there's only room for one, me. 300 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,280 Oh, Patrick. 301 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,780 Time for your next driving lesson. 302 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:04,690 But, Mrs. Puff, I'm totally broke. 303 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,300 I can't pay for any more lessons. 304 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:11,740 Well, I guess it's the end of the road for me. 305 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:16,780 Can we get some lunch now? Your stomach is empty 306 00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,400 Out of business. 307 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,400 I thought my school would last forever. 308 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:31,450 SpongeBob, the one-sponge wrecking crew. 309 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:33,970 Ooh! 310 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,850 Hold on, SpongeBob. That's it. 311 00:20:36,879 --> 00:20:40,890 I can't believe I've been going about this all wrong. 312 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,119 Happy trails, snail. 313 00:20:48,869 --> 00:20:51,600 Well, if it isn't Mrs. Puff. 314 00:20:51,629 --> 00:20:54,360 What brings you to my humble driving school? 315 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:57,119 You say you can get any student a license 316 00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:59,040 with just one lesson? 317 00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:01,200 Guaranteed. 318 00:21:01,230 --> 00:21:04,980 Well, I've got a live one for you. 319 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,420 Oh, good luck! 320 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:15,240 You'll need it. Mwah. 321 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:21,090 The trick to being a licensed driver 322 00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:23,760 is going once around the block. 323 00:21:24,570 --> 00:21:25,110 Whoa! 324 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,869 What are you doing? Let me out! 325 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,360 Oh, I haven't learned "let me out" yet, 326 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,670 but I'll show you what I have learned. 327 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:41,550 Whoa! 328 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:42,810 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 329 00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:43,200 Whoa, ah, whoa! 330 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:57,000 Stop! Stop this boat, I beg of you! 331 00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,310 The trick to being a passenger 332 00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,890 is to give up all control. 333 00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:08,820 How's my driving? 334 00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:11,550 Well, if it isn't SpongeBob. 335 00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:13,890 And you've captured the notorious 336 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,629 Acceleration T. Greenlight. 337 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,780 He's been selling phony driver's licenses 338 00:22:18,780 --> 00:22:20,220 throughout the seabed. 339 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,190 And I would have gotten away with it, too, 340 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:26,760 if it wasn't for the worst driver in all the oceans. 341 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,100 I wonder who he meant by that. 342 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,230 Thank you, SpongeBob. Do go on. 343 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,200 Then, Acceleration and I went down the mountain, 344 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,000 and we drove through the fog. 345 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,850 And we crashed on the ice. 346 00:22:44,879 --> 00:22:48,810 I love that story, SpongeBob. Tell it again. 347 00:22:52,920 --> 00:23:02,920 Beep, beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.