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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob SquarePants!

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SpongeBob

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SquarePants!

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Ah, uh...

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Hold on! Hold on!

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Coming right up!
- Now!

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Give me a second!
- Order up, up, up!

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- Mr. Squidward!

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Why haven't you
taken out the trash?

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- I'm swamped, Mr. Krabs!

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Why are you wearing a towel?

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Well, obviously,
I was in me sauna.

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Being a manager is
hard work, you know?

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You have to do better.

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Can't you help
me a little bit?

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A manager does
not do grunt work.

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That's what Squidwards are for.

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Hmmph!

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I deserve to be manager
and sit on my butt all day.

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But will I ever get promoted?

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Are you tired
of being a loser?

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Yes.

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Wait, who said that?

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Wouldn't you
rather be a weenie?

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Um, not exactly.

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Weenie Hut Jr.'s is
now hiring managers.

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Your responsibilities
will include...

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Whoa.

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Kicking back, relaxing,
and letting robots

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do all of the grunt work.

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Righteous.

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Apply now
to Weenie Hut Jr.'s

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and become a pivotal cog
in the corporate machine.

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- A manager?

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That's for me!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Whoa!
- So long, Krusty Krab!

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So long!

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Where is that
blasted cashier?

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He's already an hour late.

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And who the heck
is this old lady?

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I smell pickles.

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Mr. Krabs,
isn't Squidward looking

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better than ever these days?

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What?
That ain't Squidward.

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Hmm?
It's not?

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Why is she wearing his hat?

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Where is he?
Is he lost?

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Why is he so late?
Squidward!

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I'm coming to find you!

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Squidward!

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Uh-huh.

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Ah!

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Yeah, mm-hmm.

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Squidward!

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Oh, I'm so glad I found you!

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Now, let's get you back
to the Krusty Krab.

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Oh, I don't think so.

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I'm not going back
to the Krusty Krab ever.

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Because now I am a pivotal cog

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in the corporate machine.

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Oh, no!
That sounds horrible.

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Oh, no. It sounds like
I'm the manager here.

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Which also means I decide

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who stays and who goes.

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Oh, Weenie Bots.

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Kick out this riffraff.

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As you command, Weenie.

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Whoa!

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Attention, Weenie Bots.

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As your new manager,

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I'll be making
a few changes around here.

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Uh-oh.

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All music in the jukebox
will now be...

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smooth jazz.

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All Weenie-themed art

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will now be fine art.

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And, lastly,
under no circumstances

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is anyone allowed
to interrupt my manager time.

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Being a manager is hard work.

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Boss Weenie, you must
take out the trash.

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Why can't you do it?

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My extension cord
won't reach.

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Still better...

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Than the Krusty...

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Krab.

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Hey!
Open that door!

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Hooray.
Celebration.

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Celebration.

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Glug, glug, glug.

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Huh?

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Aah!

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Oh, good.
You are back.

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Weenie.

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All right, Squidward.

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It's time for a little
managerial work.

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"How to Repair Unruly Robots."

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Hmm.

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That ought to do the trick.

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Weenie Bots, bring me a weenie.

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Yes, Mr. Manager.

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Oh.

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I did it!

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They're perfect employees now.

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Weenie Bots, run the store.

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I'm having manager time.

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Yes, Mr. Manager.

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Ooh!

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- Mr. Manager.

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Can't you see
I'm trying to sleep?

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I mean manage.

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The president

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of the Weenie Hut Corporation
is arriving.

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Why didn't you say so?

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Oh.

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What a weenie.

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Weenie J. Weiner.

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The J stands for Junior.

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You must be
Squidward Q. Tentacles.

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The Q stands for Quincy.

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To what do I owe this honor?

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Your success has been all
the buzz down at headquarters.

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Oh!

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So I came straightaway
to offer you

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the big promotion.

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Finally, someone
recognizes my worth.

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Oh.

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But, first,
you'll need to take

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our upper-management course.

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Please, step
into my weeniecopter.

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Welcome
to Weenie Hut Senior's!

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Oh, wow.

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Congratulations, Weenie.

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Congratulations, Weenie.
- Congratulations, Weenie.

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There sure are a lot
of robots working here.

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Yes, robots
are so much more efficient

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and sanitary.

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Welcome, Weenie.

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Please, have a seat.

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Now lie back
and think of weenies.

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What exactly
is this management course?

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00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:22,469
Well, you see, Squidward,
we are going to turn you

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into the most efficient manager
you can be...

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By turning you into a...

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Robot.

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Oh, a robot,
well, that sounds just—

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Help me!

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Oh, we are helping you,
Squidward.

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You will be...

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One of us.

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Typical.

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Oh!

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Huh?

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00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,610
Ahoy there, Squidward.

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We're here to save you.

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How did you even know
I was here?

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00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,610
I knew you were in danger.

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00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,070
My squiddy sense was tingling.

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00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,830
I don't want to know
what that means.

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Just get me out of here!

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00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,660
All right, SpongeBob,
load her up.

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She's ready!

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Watch your head.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Pinchy, pinchy.

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Huh?

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00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,190
Cutie, cutie, cutie, cutie.

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00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:51,640
That brat's gonna burst!

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Yummy weenie.

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Ow.

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00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,060
Looks like we got here
just in time.

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Good to see ya, pal.
- Oof!

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Order up, Squidward!

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00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,200
Gee, it sure is great
to have you back.

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Sigh.
Please unplug me.

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"The belly of inspiration
lies in the midst of your gut."

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Welp, I better return this
wonderful book to the library

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before it's due.

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00:12:48,540 --> 00:12:49,500
Ah!

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00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:57,480
SpongeBob, what did I tell you
about standing too close to me?

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00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:59,469
Oh, you said...

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00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,380
If you
keep standing too close to me,

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00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,390
I'm going to trip over you.

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00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:07,510
I rest my case...

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00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:08,860
and my face.

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00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,060
Sorry, Squidward.

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00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,670
I just wanted to invite you
to go with me and Patrick.

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We have a really
fun day planned.

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Mm!
- Oh, shucks and golly gee.

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I really wish
I could come and have big fun

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with you and Patrick.

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00:13:21,370 --> 00:13:22,903
Eeh!

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00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:24,490
But?

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00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:27,370
But I have to return
my favorite book

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of daily affirmations
to the library by noon,

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or I'll have to pay a penalty.

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00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:34,690
You mean this book?

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"In life, 'tis better to play
hide-and-seek with the trees

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than checkers with the wind."

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00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:44,290
Hey, that's what
Patrick always says.

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No, he doesn't.

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00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,560
Get your own affirmations.

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00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:56,710
Hi, SpongeBob.

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00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,080
Here we go!

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00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:09,480
Ha, 9:00 a.m.--

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00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,790
plenty of time
before the deadline.

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00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,180
Yeah, you have to get up
pretty early in the morning.

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00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,200
And I did.

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00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:18,089
Ah, there it is—

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00:14:18,089 --> 00:14:20,280
book returns, top floor.

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00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:27,450
Hey, Squidward.
Going up?

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00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,610
Ah!
Uh, I'll take the next one.

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00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:39,690
Squidward!
- Huh?

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00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,339
Hold the door!

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00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:42,900
Close the door.
Close the door. Close the door.

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00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,330
Thanks for holding
the door, Squidward.

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00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,570
I thought you yo-yos
had a big day of fun planned.

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00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,730
Why aren't you there?

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00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,650
We are there, Squidward,

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00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,050
because today is...

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00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,990
Elevator Riding Day!

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00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,430
Wa-hoo!

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00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,500
I feel my anger.

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00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:22,210
But I am calm
like a plate of linguine.

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00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,040
Patrick, be a dear

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00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,610
and hit the top-floor button
for me, please.

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00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,540
Top floor!

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00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:32,350
Going up—right after we
hit all these other floors.

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00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:34,750
What are you doing?

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00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,940
Yeah, Patrick,
what are you doing?

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00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:38,350
You missed one.

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00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:40,690
Boop.
Every floor counts!

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00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:42,100
Hey!

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00:15:42,130 --> 00:15:44,050
Top floor first.
Top floor first.

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00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:53,860
Oh, no, we're trapped,
trapped like sardines!

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00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,540
Don't worry, Squidward.

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00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,640
This happens to us
all the time.

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00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,990
Yeah, last week we only had
to wait five hours.

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00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,610
"Five hours"?

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00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,430
That's past
the book-return deadline!

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00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:11,220
Like a plate of linguine.

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00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:16,320
Hey, why don't we just use
the emergency phone

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and call for help?

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00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,730
Well, if you want
to do it the easy way.

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00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,140
- Hello?

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00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:27,780
Hello.
Oh, thank Neptune.

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00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,700
Oh, thank Neptune.

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00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,740
I didn't think
this phone would work.

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00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:33,780
I didn't think
this phone would work.

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00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,610
I'm trapped in an elevator.

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00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,920
I'm trapped in an elevator.

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00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:39,480
Stop saying what I'm saying!

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00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,280
Stop saying what I'm saying.

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00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,680
I really am trapped
in an elevator.

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00:16:43,710 --> 00:16:46,980
I really am trapped
in an elevator.

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- Gosh!

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00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,520
Oh, you're no help at all.

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00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,130
You're no help at all.

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Idiot!

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00:16:56,040 --> 00:17:00,340
"Relaxation is the tippy toe
to tranquility."

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00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,760
Now you relax.

272
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,260
Patrick can fix it.

273
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,980
Yeah, my dad
was an elevator surgeon

274
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,960
for a whole day.

275
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,460
He was a what?

276
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,630
Screwdriver.

277
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,100
Hmm.

278
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:25,150
And now to connect
the right wires.

279
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,510
That's not it.

280
00:17:29,530 --> 00:17:30,820
Wait, Patrick, don't!

281
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,790
Patrick.

282
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,620
Enough!
Get me out of here!

283
00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:59,440
Why won't these
stupid doors open?

284
00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,360
Huh?

285
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,650
Squidward!

286
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,120
Grab my hand!

287
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,314
Huh?

288
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:26,000
That was a close one,
huh, Squidward?

289
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,220
What's that?

290
00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:29,870
A door.

291
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,279
Hurry!

292
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,120
Good luck, losers.

293
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,370
Thanks, Squidward.

294
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:44,269
Finally, that book
is getting returned on time.

295
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:47,000
Thank Neptune!

296
00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:48,560
Hey, Squidward.
- Huh?

297
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,060
You're back.

298
00:18:54,890 --> 00:18:58,430
Now give us a boost.

299
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:03,070
"Serenity floats
on an ocean of cheese."

300
00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,680
I'm starving.

301
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,630
How long have we been stuck
in here?

302
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:11,860
Don't worry, Squidward.

303
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,440
While you were out,
I ordered a pizza.

304
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,600
Give me that, you pea brain.

305
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,279
We can call for help.

306
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:22,900
Of course.

307
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,230
- Pizza delivery.

308
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,070
Thanks.

309
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,500
We're saved!

310
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,150
Patrick!

311
00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:39,580
All right!
Let's eat!

312
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:41,470
Eat what?

313
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:49,029
Now I'm starving, and my book
is going to be late.

314
00:19:50,019 --> 00:19:53,769
"Only when all is lost can
you see inside your nostrils

315
00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:55,480
and find yourself."

316
00:20:08,090 --> 00:20:10,220
Oh, ah.

317
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,360
I'm free!

318
00:20:14,390 --> 00:20:16,310
After 22 years,

319
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:20,000
I finally got
out of that cursed elevator.

320
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:22,820
W-what?
Huh?

321
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,930
Another elevator?

322
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,980
Greetings, stranger.

323
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,800
Welcome to our island
of tranquility.

324
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:35,420
Going up.

325
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:42,290
This is a lot nicer
than my old elevator.

326
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,660
Mind if I stay here a while?

327
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,110
You'll have to ask the king.

328
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,880
Going up.

329
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:55,640
The king?
- Did someone say my name?

330
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:57,830
Oh, wise King Squidward.

331
00:20:57,830 --> 00:21:00,850
This weary traveler
wishes to stay with us.

332
00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,850
Please, King,
can we keep him?

333
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,620
Hmm.
Let me consult the book.

334
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,510
The book.
The book.

335
00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:22,090
"A friend in need is
a servant guaranteed."

336
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,170
The book says yes!

337
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,850
Going up!

338
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,320
Of course you can stay
with us, my child.

339
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,380
We'll teach you
the ways of the book.

340
00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:38,590
And you'll get to spend
every day

341
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,260
worshipping me.

342
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:47,230
You'll be just like us.

343
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,029
Oh, gee.

344
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:51,100
Oh, hey, is that the doorbell?

345
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:52,870
I-I think I left the oven on.

346
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:56,260
Whoo!

347
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,240
Listen, my people,

348
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,730
the book says it's time
for me to relax.

349
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:02,420
Huh?

350
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:04,700
Hello?
Are you all right in there?

351
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:07,940
Yes, yes, I'm all right!
Get me out!

352
00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:13,010
Oh, thank you.

353
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,070
Thank you for rescuing me
from these stupid—

354
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,500
Are you Squidward Tentacles?
- Yes.

355
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,000
We've been looking for you.

356
00:22:20,029 --> 00:22:22,310
We're the library police.

357
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:26,420
You have a withdrawn book
that is now 30 seconds overdue.

358
00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:28,880
And you'll have to pay
the penalty.

359
00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:31,070
What do I owe you—
like, a nickel?

360
00:22:31,790 --> 00:22:35,240
- You're going to library jail.

361
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,820
Library jail—

362
00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:39,830
how relaxing.

363
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,480
"I appreciate myself
by taking time to recharge

364
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,550
"with my best friend—

365
00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:47,990
me."

366
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:59,480
Oh, wise king,
we missed you so.

367
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,720
Why, Neptune?

368
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,910
Why?

369
00:23:03,940 --> 00:23:05,980
We had overdue books, too.

370
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,950
Going up.

371
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:14,050
Going up!