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Another miserable start
to another miserable day.

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Greetings!

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You strike me as a man
with a healthy sense of humor.

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Well, boy, do I have
just the offer for you.

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It's a deal you
can really sink...

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- ... your chattering teeth into!

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Oh, but that's not all!

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Do you like to snap your gum?

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Well this gum...

10
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- Ah!
- snaps you!

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These priceless gags
can be yours

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for the low, low price of 24.99!

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But if you act now,

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I'll throw in a free set
of steak knives!

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Are you finished now, Dad?

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Aw! How did you know it was me?

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Bring it in, son.

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I just flew into town
on my new sales route

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and thought I would drop by.

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And also thought I would
stay for a few days.

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You— What? Hey!

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Oh, wow!

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Uh. Huh.

24
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Very impressive, Squiddy!

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Oh, you really think so?

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Of course!

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I love clown paintings!

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Cheer up, son.

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Hey, why don't you play me

30
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one of your
famous clarinet tunes?

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Well, I have been practicing
a new song.

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It's the classic
bubble-blowing clarinet!

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It's only 6.99.

34
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This will be the longest
few days of my life.

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Dad! Can you keep
your honking down?

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Oh, no.

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If you like rubber chickens,

38
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you'll love this bicycle horn!

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Oh, that's right, boys.

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I've got horns-a-plenty.

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- Fog horns!

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- French horns!
- Hon, hon, hon!

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Bull horns!

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Whoa!
- Just 9.99 each.

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I take all major credit cards.

46
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But I promise,
I give them all back.

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Please, do not arm
my annoying neighbors

48
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with even more annoying props!

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I'm begging you, Father.

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- What?
- What?

51
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Squidward, this is your dad?

52
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I thought Mr. Krabs
was your dad!

53
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No, Patrick.

54
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And I would appreciate it

55
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if you left my father and I
alone.

56
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Oh, come on, Squidward.

57
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Join in. It's just harmless fun.

58
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Yeah, harmless fun.

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Put her there, Patrick.

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No.

61
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Here, let me help you two up.

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Ugh! Well, today was a wash.

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Guess I'll try again tomorrow.

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I just need to sleep for...

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Twenty-three and a half hours.

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You'll be the life
of the slumber party

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with my patented whoopee bed!

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Oh! Leave me alone!

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Always handy
to have a rubber ladder.

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- Whoa!

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Oh, here it is.

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Ta-da!

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Now, that's what
I call a pop-up store!

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Hey! Step right up
to Jeffy T's Prankwell Emporium!

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I'm a peddler of pranks,

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a giver of gags,
a trader of tricks.

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You need it,

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I sell a novelty
approximation of it.

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Your friends will be saying,
"Hey! Prank's a lot!"

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Well, I'm saying pranks
for nothing!

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Who would have thought
Squidward's dad

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would be such a lively guy?

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Yeah! He makes me laugh.

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S-Squidward just makes me sad.

85
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Nonsense!

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Squidward is hilarious
in his own right.

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I mean, his name is Squidward

88
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but he's an octopus!

89
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Ha! That was one
of my best pranks.

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That's a good one!

91
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Can we see more of your
novelty gags, Mr. Tentacles?

92
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Please, Mr. Tentacles is my son.

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Call me Jeffy.

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There's more where
that came from!

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Here are just a few
of my prototype gags.

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Polka dot soap!

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Dot's great!

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Disappearing squid ink!

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Ooh. Think of all the money
I'll save on pants.

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And don't forget my bombsicles.

101
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Cool.

102
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That's right! I've developed
thousands of gags

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over the course of my career.

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I've even been working on...

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the ultimate gag.

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Oooh.

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But it's just not ready yet.

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I can't seem to figure it out.

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- Oh, oh! We can help!
- Yeah!

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Show us your new gags,
Mr. Jeffyward!

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Brilliant idea, boys.

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Hey, why don't you step
into my test kitchen.

113
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You know, this looks a lot
like Squidward's kitchen.

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Think of it as my gag lab.

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I've planted some of
my newest pranks around.

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For instance...

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Huh?

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- Rice lice!

119
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Some people are
so bad at cooking,

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they can't even boil water.

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Especially not
with a flammable pot!

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He better grab
that fire re-stinguisher!

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- Gah!
- Here, son.

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Use this squirting flower.

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Ugh!

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It's the real fire extinguisher.

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Well, at least the fire's out.

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Hey.

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I'm stuck.

130
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That's because...

131
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it's also instant bread!

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Ta-da!

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Yay!

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Get it while it's hot!

135
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It's a fire sale!

136
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Now, who wants to buy some fun?

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That's it!

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I'm going where there
won't be any fun!

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Work.

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What? Wait a minute.

141
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Doh! My cornea!

142
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Something's wrong
with this money.

143
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I better go tell Mr. Krabs.

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What?

145
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I'm not cleaning that up.

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What's wrong, Squidward?

147
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Huh?

148
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Why do your teeth
look weirder than usual?

149
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Rubber teeth.

150
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And this is a rubber spill.

151
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And rubber money.

152
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I bought all these pranks
from your dad.

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Aren't they hilarious?

154
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Mr. Krabs!

155
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SpongeBob is being
obnoxious again!

156
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Huh? Gyah!

157
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Got ya! It's my famous
rubber boss!

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For only 99.99!

159
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I can't take it anymore!

160
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Hey, Squidward!

161
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Your dad sold me
this giant water balloon!

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Only 49.99!

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Catch!

164
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Oh, no.

165
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It's full
of jellyfish!

166
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Now to do something I should've
done a long time ago.

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Beautiful baby.

168
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So, daddy dearest.

169
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You like pranks, do ya?

170
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I'll give this some pranks
you'll never forget!

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Morning, son.
Looking chipper as always.

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I have a present for you,
Father.

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For me?

174
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You shouldn't have.

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Oh, but you really deserve it.

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I wonder what it could be.

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Ow!

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A surprise boxing glove?

179
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I love it!

180
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And a cream pie?

181
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With itching cream!

182
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And a stink bomb too!

183
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Uh-oh.

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Son! This is it.

185
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The ultimate gag!

186
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Ow!

187
00:10:05,096 --> 00:10:07,196
- Whoa!
- Not my pinky!

188
00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,665
- Pretty funny, right?

189
00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,134
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

190
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Here, knock yourselves out.

191
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Yeah!

192
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,514
You certainly take
after your old man.

193
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Ow!

194
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I'm so proud of you for
figuring out my ultimate gag.

195
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Now I can share it
with the world!

196
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Ow!

197
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I'll just go pack up my things
and head out.

198
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Really? That's all I ever wanted
to hear you say.

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Got ya!

200
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Ha. Ha.

201
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And now back to
The World of Gross Sea Life.

202
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Observe how this ingenious
parasitic isopod

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finds a new home by attaching
itself inside a fish's mouth,

204
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becoming its new tongue.

205
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Hmm?

206
00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:23,639
That's the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen.

207
00:11:24,776 --> 00:11:28,478
Disgustingly genius!

208
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,280
It's giving me a wonderful idea!

209
00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:34,750
I'll glue myself
to SpongeBob's tongue!

210
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By hiding right in
that fry cook's face,

211
00:11:37,889 --> 00:11:39,956
I'll be in the perfect position

212
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to collect
a Krabby Patty sample!

213
00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:52,435
Well, what could possibly
go wrong?

214
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Clever disguise? Check.

215
00:11:57,242 --> 00:11:59,475
Sample container? Check.

216
00:11:59,577 --> 00:12:01,210
Glue? Check.

217
00:12:01,312 --> 00:12:05,515
Time to begin
operation tongue oppressor!

218
00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:13,789
An iron a day
keeps the wrinkles away!

219
00:12:16,794 --> 00:12:19,529
Ooh. I hope it's a salesman!

220
00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:21,631
Candy-gram!

221
00:12:21,933 --> 00:12:26,169
Ooh! I just love
a Poetry-Slam Candy-gram!

222
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Poetry? Well, okay.

223
00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,974
Roses are red, candy is sweet.

224
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Uh, eat with your mouth,
not with your feet?

225
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Words to live by.

226
00:12:44,689 --> 00:12:48,891
That's it! Eat the
delicious little plankton.

227
00:12:48,927 --> 00:12:51,360
I'll just have one little candy.

228
00:12:54,866 --> 00:12:55,798
Who am I kidding?

229
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Come on, you dolt! Eat me.

230
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:08,110
Ooh. This pink candy
looks so delicious...

231
00:13:08,146 --> 00:13:10,546
Yes. Yes.

232
00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:13,115
That I saved it just
for you, Gary!

233
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,859
Ugh.

234
00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:29,966
I have to get inside
that mouth breather's mouth.

235
00:13:30,001 --> 00:13:32,935
Maybe disguise myself
as a door to door dentist?

236
00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:35,071
No, that's not a thing.

237
00:13:36,908 --> 00:13:39,442
Ew! I stepped in some old gum!

238
00:13:57,762 --> 00:14:00,997
And now, I just have
to glue myself

239
00:14:01,032 --> 00:14:03,065
to his hideous tongue.

240
00:14:06,504 --> 00:14:09,138
Come on. Whoops!

241
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:12,808
Yes!

242
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,512
Mm-hmm.

243
00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:19,115
"The Tiny Book
of Tortuous Tongue Twisters."

244
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,651
Perfect for my morning
exercises.

245
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:24,720
My tongue has to be in tip top
shape to taste my patties.

246
00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:26,355
Tongue twisters?

247
00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:28,524
"The squad of odd cod

248
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:31,560
applaud the sassy cephalopod."

249
00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:33,763
The pain! Huh?

250
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,501
This dream scheme
gone full steam

251
00:14:38,536 --> 00:14:41,203
guarantees Eugene's screams.

252
00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:43,939
Oh, boy. Now, I'm doing it.

253
00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:46,842
Morning, Squidward.

254
00:14:54,152 --> 00:14:57,520
Ugh. Your breath
smells like chum.

255
00:15:03,094 --> 00:15:04,560
It is a bit stinky.

256
00:15:07,265 --> 00:15:09,498
You try passing through
a snail's intestines

257
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and see what you smell like!

258
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,469
A little breath spray
should help.

259
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:22,645
Better get some patties out of
the freezer for today's orders.

260
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:28,617
Oh, no! We're out of patties!

261
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:30,353
Of course, you are.

262
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:33,622
Which means I get to make
a whole new batch!

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00:15:33,658 --> 00:15:34,890
Hooray!

264
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Even better!

265
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I'll have a front-row seat
to the whole process.

266
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A little secret ingredient A.

267
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Secret ingredient A?

268
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Two plops of B.

269
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:57,680
Some C, D, E, and G!

270
00:15:59,150 --> 00:16:01,717
Two cups of this! A jar of that!

271
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,720
And just a pinch of Z.

272
00:16:05,123 --> 00:16:07,823
What's this guy making?
Alphabet soup?

273
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,425
Mix well.

274
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:14,663
Perfect!

275
00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:15,831
Now for the taste test.

276
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:17,500
That's it, baby.

277
00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:20,102
I only need one sample.

278
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:24,807
My eye!

279
00:16:24,842 --> 00:16:27,676
Ugh. These patties
are kind of bland.

280
00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:29,478
I can't taste them at all.

281
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:31,647
Time to get a little creative.

282
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:34,383
Hmm, maybe some
Limburger cheese will help.

283
00:16:34,886 --> 00:16:37,753
Oh, no. Not Limburger.

284
00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:46,228
Still blah.

285
00:16:46,264 --> 00:16:48,431
Ooh! How about
a little sauerkraut?

286
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,766
Flying Dutchman peppers.

287
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,735
And this old jar of toe jam.

288
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,108
Good, Neptune.
Not in your mouth!

289
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,451
Still doesn't have any taste.

290
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,921
Oh. I've made a critical error.

291
00:17:11,956 --> 00:17:15,324
My glue has covered
that dolt's taste buds.

292
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,426
Get a move on, SpongeBob!

293
00:17:17,462 --> 00:17:18,994
The orders are piling up!

294
00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,696
No problem, Squidward.

295
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,765
I guess
it'll have to do.

296
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,668
The Krabby Patties are ready,
Squidward.

297
00:17:25,703 --> 00:17:26,669
Whatever.

298
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:32,241
Thank Neptune. I'm starving.

299
00:17:32,276 --> 00:17:33,576
Finally.

300
00:17:35,112 --> 00:17:38,914
Is this even food?

301
00:17:44,088 --> 00:17:47,857
Ew! This is disgusting!

302
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,927
I'll never eat here again!

303
00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:53,762
I've had better garbage!

304
00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:56,165
It tastes worse than chum!

305
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,300
Hmm.

306
00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:01,337
Worse than chum?

307
00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:11,847
What have you done
to my patties?

308
00:18:15,753 --> 00:18:17,620
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.

309
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:20,189
The patties
have no flavor at all today.

310
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,323
No flavor?

311
00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:23,158
More like too much flavor!

312
00:18:23,194 --> 00:18:26,328
They taste like the
Flying Dutchman's long johns!

313
00:18:28,165 --> 00:18:30,900
I'm afraid your taste buds
are worn out, boy-o.

314
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,401
Phew.

315
00:18:32,436 --> 00:18:34,136
Until your tongue recovers,

316
00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:35,738
you're off grill duty.

317
00:18:35,773 --> 00:18:37,873
Turn in your hat and spatula.

318
00:18:42,346 --> 00:18:44,713
Aww.

319
00:18:47,151 --> 00:18:50,085
That's one more
for the failure pile.

320
00:18:50,221 --> 00:18:52,488
Time to abandon tongue.

321
00:18:57,328 --> 00:18:58,961
Ah, blast.

322
00:18:58,996 --> 00:19:00,729
The zipper's covered in glue.

323
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:06,669
Huh. My left armpit
still sounds a little sharp.

324
00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:14,109
That's better.

325
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,844
Hey, SpongeBob.

326
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,212
Hey, Patrick.

327
00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,380
What's the matter?

328
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,983
I can't taste a thing.

329
00:19:21,018 --> 00:19:22,651
My tongue is broken.

330
00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:25,287
He goes to Patrick for advice?

331
00:19:25,323 --> 00:19:27,456
It's the nitwits
leading the dimwits.

332
00:19:27,491 --> 00:19:29,792
Your tongue's
probably just dirty.

333
00:19:29,827 --> 00:19:32,261
That happens to me all the time.

334
00:19:34,398 --> 00:19:38,133
You're the smartest
smart person who ever smarted!

335
00:19:38,169 --> 00:19:40,669
Give me a little run off music,
maestro!

336
00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,345
- Ahh.
- Sweet Neptune!

337
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,347
No!

338
00:19:59,123 --> 00:20:02,057
I need
something stronger.

339
00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,561
This should do the trick!

340
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,896
Ahh!

341
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,285
May I borrow
your hat, sir?

342
00:20:30,321 --> 00:20:31,920
Oh, of course!

343
00:20:32,990 --> 00:20:35,858
It tastes like emptiness.

344
00:20:38,863 --> 00:20:40,963
Tastes fine to me.

345
00:20:43,134 --> 00:20:46,235
Oh, my poor tongue
is just worn out.

346
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,370
Guess it's time for a new one!

347
00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:49,438
What?

348
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:52,441
Ahh.

349
00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:02,217
Silly me.

350
00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:03,952
Why didn't I do this earlier?

351
00:21:07,024 --> 00:21:09,892
Can I borrow that
dirty old tongue of yours?

352
00:21:09,927 --> 00:21:11,293
Of course!

353
00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:16,031
Patrick eats more
Krabby Patties than anyone.

354
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,767
Why didn't I do this earlier?

355
00:21:19,336 --> 00:21:21,637
Sorry, my old tongue's
a little loud.

356
00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:23,038
That's okay.

357
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,576
Perfect.

358
00:21:27,611 --> 00:21:30,245
I'm just gonna go grab
a bite to eat

359
00:21:30,281 --> 00:21:33,749
at the annual
Chum Eating Contest!

360
00:21:33,784 --> 00:21:36,218
Chum eating contest?

361
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,619
Was that today?

362
00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:39,521
On your marks,

363
00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:41,190
get set,

364
00:21:41,225 --> 00:21:42,124
chum!

365
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:49,364
Aw. Why can't I have
a detachable tongue?