1 00:00:15,665 --> 00:00:16,964 Wake up, Gary! 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,199 It's time for 3 00:00:18,234 --> 00:00:20,902 Bikini Bottom News with Perch Perkins. 4 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,872 Oh, good thinking, Gary. 5 00:00:25,141 --> 00:00:28,142 The news can be pretty topsy-turvy. 6 00:00:28,178 --> 00:00:29,143 Meow. 7 00:00:29,579 --> 00:00:31,779 Good evening, Bikini Bottom. 8 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:33,281 In tonight's top story, 9 00:00:33,316 --> 00:00:35,917 a local squirrel got stuck in a well. 10 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:39,187 Help! Get me outta here, y'all! 11 00:00:39,222 --> 00:00:41,689 Must be embarrassing for whoever that is. 12 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:44,525 But first, radical changes in machine intelligence 13 00:00:44,561 --> 00:00:48,829 were made today when a local squirrel got stuck in a well! 14 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:51,265 - Ow! 15 00:00:52,936 --> 00:00:55,937 Yee-haw! 16 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:59,840 Looks like we won't be needing those lazy firemen anymore! 17 00:01:01,444 --> 00:01:02,376 Huh? 18 00:01:02,412 --> 00:01:03,578 This just in! 19 00:01:03,613 --> 00:01:06,080 Local TV news reporter Perch Perkins 20 00:01:06,115 --> 00:01:08,015 has been fired! 21 00:01:09,352 --> 00:01:10,952 - Fired? - Meow? 22 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,421 Fired? 23 00:01:13,456 --> 00:01:15,489 The long-time local news veteran 24 00:01:15,525 --> 00:01:19,093 is being replaced by the latest in reporting technology, 25 00:01:19,128 --> 00:01:21,529 Newsbot 2000, 26 00:01:21,564 --> 00:01:23,564 effective immediately. 27 00:01:23,933 --> 00:01:25,900 Yes. Thank you, Perch. 28 00:01:25,935 --> 00:01:27,668 You can't do this to me. 29 00:01:27,704 --> 00:01:29,837 We here at Bikini Bottom News 30 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:32,807 salute you for your years of service. 31 00:01:37,113 --> 00:01:38,412 Sorry, sir. 32 00:01:38,448 --> 00:01:41,649 We can't let you leave with any company property. 33 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:45,486 Can't I at least keep the box? 34 00:01:45,521 --> 00:01:46,621 Of course. 35 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:53,294 But the hair belongs to the studio. 36 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,468 That wasn't a toupee. 37 00:02:03,806 --> 00:02:05,473 This is terrible! 38 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:08,109 A robot could never replace someone like Perch 39 00:02:08,144 --> 00:02:09,076 in our hearts! 40 00:02:09,112 --> 00:02:11,545 I won't stand for this! 41 00:02:11,581 --> 00:02:13,648 I'm gonna give that news studio 42 00:02:13,683 --> 00:02:15,249 a piece of my mind! 43 00:02:17,186 --> 00:02:18,786 We want Perch! 44 00:02:18,821 --> 00:02:20,621 We want Perch! 45 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:22,089 Bring back Perch! 46 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,357 Pardon me, sir. 47 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:25,559 Would you care to tell the folks back home more 48 00:02:25,595 --> 00:02:27,461 about your protest? 49 00:02:27,497 --> 00:02:29,363 Oh, of course! 50 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:32,366 You see, Perch Perkins is my favorite newsman 51 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,734 in the whole ocean 52 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,336 and—uh. Wait a second. 53 00:02:35,371 --> 00:02:36,370 Perch? 54 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,039 Is that you? 55 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,708 - No loitering! 56 00:02:40,977 --> 00:02:43,010 As a fan of Perch Perkins, 57 00:02:43,046 --> 00:02:45,746 what do you think about a robot taking his job? 58 00:02:45,782 --> 00:02:48,949 You can't just replace someone with a machine! 59 00:02:49,319 --> 00:02:51,752 Pat-tron, take over this protest for me. 60 00:02:52,055 --> 00:02:53,554 Perch! Come back! 61 00:02:53,589 --> 00:02:55,222 We need you! 62 00:03:00,997 --> 00:03:02,029 Oh, no. 63 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:04,732 Old Reporters Row! 64 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:09,070 Where TV reporters finish out their off-air years. 65 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:13,140 Low of 55. High of 72. 66 00:03:13,176 --> 00:03:16,711 Out top stories— Back to you, Bob. 67 00:03:17,213 --> 00:03:18,245 Perch! 68 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,214 You don't belong here! 69 00:03:22,552 --> 00:03:24,585 Do you trust your breakfast cereal? 70 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:27,188 Is King Neptune's crown too small? 71 00:03:27,223 --> 00:03:28,923 for or against? 72 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,096 Here's a burning story. 73 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:39,667 This reporter's stash of old magazines is running low. 74 00:03:40,503 --> 00:03:42,503 Perch? Thank goodness! 75 00:03:42,538 --> 00:03:43,971 We have to get you outta here! 76 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,373 Why bother? 77 00:03:45,408 --> 00:03:48,376 The only thing I know how to do is hold a microphone. 78 00:03:48,444 --> 00:03:51,445 And Newsbot has that all sewn up. 79 00:03:51,681 --> 00:03:53,614 Who else would hire me? 80 00:03:53,649 --> 00:03:57,118 There's lots of places that can use a fish of your talents. 81 00:03:57,153 --> 00:03:58,586 Come on. I'll show ya. 82 00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:00,888 Barg'n-Mart? 83 00:04:02,859 --> 00:04:04,091 Hmm. 84 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:06,127 I suppose we could use someone 85 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,229 to make in-store announcements. 86 00:04:08,264 --> 00:04:10,297 Welcome aboard! 87 00:04:10,933 --> 00:04:12,266 Huh? 88 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:18,005 Uh... Attention, Barg'n-Mart shoppers. 89 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,108 Cheese is on sale in the dairy aisle. 90 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:25,813 Wow! 91 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:29,617 And fresh flowers are marked down in the floral department! 92 00:04:36,392 --> 00:04:39,326 Perch Perkins. Aisle Seven News. 93 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,595 Can you tell us what happened here? 94 00:04:41,631 --> 00:04:43,097 Well, Perch. 95 00:04:43,132 --> 00:04:44,865 I was procuring my pickles 96 00:04:44,901 --> 00:04:48,402 when I noticed my palms had grown quite dewy. 97 00:04:48,438 --> 00:04:49,770 - Whoa! - Whoa! 98 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:53,140 Alas, my realization came too late! 99 00:04:53,176 --> 00:04:55,876 My hands, slickened from exertion, 100 00:04:55,912 --> 00:05:00,047 could not hold on to their briny bounty! 101 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:02,249 A heart-wrenching tale. 102 00:05:02,285 --> 00:05:03,751 Perkins! 103 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:06,053 You're supposed to call for a clean up! 104 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,389 Not interview the mess maker! 105 00:05:08,424 --> 00:05:11,492 Look at all these injured customers! 106 00:05:13,262 --> 00:05:15,262 My pickled leg! 107 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,832 You're fired! 108 00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:27,274 Perch! 109 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:28,442 That's okay. 110 00:05:28,478 --> 00:05:30,277 I lined up another job for ya. 111 00:05:30,313 --> 00:05:31,512 Oh. 112 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:33,848 Luckily, I know a guy here. 113 00:05:35,952 --> 00:05:37,551 Perch. Hey! 114 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,487 Welcome to the Krusty Krab! 115 00:05:39,522 --> 00:05:43,624 Always good to have a former celebrity on the team. 116 00:05:44,894 --> 00:05:46,126 Thank you? 117 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:48,629 SpongeBob said you're good on the microphone. 118 00:05:48,664 --> 00:05:52,166 So, I'm putting you on drive-through duty! 119 00:05:57,573 --> 00:06:00,207 Hehe. Haven't used it in a couple of years. 120 00:06:00,476 --> 00:06:03,143 Okay. Start making me some money. 121 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:05,312 - Larry wants to order 122 00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:06,614 a Krabby Patty. 123 00:06:06,649 --> 00:06:08,883 Would you like fries with that? 124 00:06:08,918 --> 00:06:11,252 - Sure! Why not? - Oh. 125 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:13,954 Would you like to upgrade to a Krabby Combo 126 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:15,656 and get a small soda? 127 00:06:15,691 --> 00:06:17,892 Uh, okay? 128 00:06:17,927 --> 00:06:19,994 Would you like to explain why your gym 129 00:06:20,029 --> 00:06:22,997 has been hit with 15 health code violations 130 00:06:23,032 --> 00:06:24,899 - this month? - Uh. 131 00:06:24,934 --> 00:06:27,768 Uh, Larry's a busy lobster, you know. 132 00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:30,905 Several hard-hitting hours later... 133 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:33,407 Larry just wanted to work out. 134 00:06:33,442 --> 00:06:37,411 He didn't mean for all those people to get athlete's shell! 135 00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:40,881 Perkins! 136 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,953 Let me guess. 137 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:47,755 You're firing me? 138 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:50,457 Here's the scoop: Yes! 139 00:06:52,695 --> 00:06:55,696 Perch, where are you going? 140 00:06:55,731 --> 00:06:59,099 Back to Old Reporter Row where I belong. 141 00:06:59,135 --> 00:07:01,435 Oh, no. We're not giving up yet! 142 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:03,270 If you're no good at anything else, 143 00:07:03,306 --> 00:07:05,773 then you'll just have to report the news again. 144 00:07:05,808 --> 00:07:06,941 But how? 145 00:07:06,976 --> 00:07:08,876 Don't you worry. 146 00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:10,678 I've got a plan. 147 00:07:11,047 --> 00:07:14,248 Please take Perch back! 148 00:07:14,283 --> 00:07:16,250 You have to! 149 00:07:16,285 --> 00:07:18,652 Wah! 150 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:22,456 Hmm, as the manager of this news network, 151 00:07:22,491 --> 00:07:25,893 give me one good reason why I should. 152 00:07:25,928 --> 00:07:28,228 Because Perch Perkins can out-report 153 00:07:28,264 --> 00:07:30,164 your dumb old Newsbot 154 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,132 anytime, anywhere! 155 00:07:32,168 --> 00:07:34,668 Ha. I'd like to see him try. 156 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,804 Good. Then you will. 157 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:40,040 SpongeBob, I can't out-report him. 158 00:07:40,076 --> 00:07:42,876 The guy's a machine. Literally. 159 00:07:42,912 --> 00:07:45,679 I believe in you, Perch Perkins. 160 00:07:47,650 --> 00:07:49,817 Okay. 161 00:07:49,852 --> 00:07:51,251 It is on. 162 00:07:53,623 --> 00:07:55,723 It's a news-off! 163 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,491 You know the rules. 164 00:07:57,526 --> 00:08:00,828 Whoever reports the most news in the time allowed, 165 00:08:00,863 --> 00:08:01,829 wins. 166 00:08:01,864 --> 00:08:03,197 On your mark. 167 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,765 Get set. 168 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,500 News! 169 00:08:08,604 --> 00:08:11,572 Oh, the huge manatee! 170 00:08:11,807 --> 00:08:15,109 A simple news-off turned ugly today when— 171 00:08:15,144 --> 00:08:17,544 Breaking news! A pile-up has left 172 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:20,381 multiple boats mangled beyond recognition! 173 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:21,849 This just in! 174 00:08:21,884 --> 00:08:25,319 A towering inferno in downtown Bikini Bottom! 175 00:08:25,354 --> 00:08:26,520 News flash! 176 00:08:26,622 --> 00:08:28,822 A tidal wave is headed straight for the city! 177 00:08:28,858 --> 00:08:31,659 And this reporter has an exclusive interview! 178 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:35,129 Mr. Wave, why are you doing this? 179 00:08:43,539 --> 00:08:45,172 Grr! 180 00:08:45,241 --> 00:08:48,342 Time to turn the news up a notch! 181 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:52,246 Bikini Bottom streets pocked with potholes! 182 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:55,082 Scoop! 183 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,985 Who keeps tipping over our old ladies? 184 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,621 News flash! 185 00:09:00,656 --> 00:09:03,323 The bridge to Shell City has collapsed! 186 00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:04,825 My leg! 187 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:07,761 Exclusive! 188 00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:13,801 There's no way anyone could report that much news. 189 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:15,903 Unless... 190 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:18,138 Come on, SpongeBob! 191 00:09:18,507 --> 00:09:21,041 Mysterious rash covers beach goers! 192 00:09:21,277 --> 00:09:23,377 Bikini Bottom bank robbed! 193 00:09:23,612 --> 00:09:26,013 Vandals strike local fast food restaurant! 194 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:27,681 Argh! 195 00:09:28,050 --> 00:09:30,150 We interrupt this onslaught of news 196 00:09:30,186 --> 00:09:31,752 to bring you a special report. 197 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:34,455 Local news robot, Newsbot, 198 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:37,891 has been causing the very stories he reports on! 199 00:09:37,927 --> 00:09:39,960 He destroys the bridges! 200 00:09:42,465 --> 00:09:44,098 He robs the banks! 201 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:53,207 He tips over the old ladies! 202 00:09:55,211 --> 00:09:58,278 And right now, he is cutting the brakes 203 00:09:58,314 --> 00:10:02,216 on this bus full of adorable baby snails! 204 00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:04,184 Excuse me, Newsbot. 205 00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:06,687 Care to comment on your crimes? 206 00:10:06,722 --> 00:10:09,723 Uh-uh—This isn't what it looks like! 207 00:10:09,759 --> 00:10:12,159 It looks like you ran out of news 208 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:14,228 so you made your own. 209 00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:16,096 I—uh— 210 00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:17,831 So, which came first? 211 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,634 The news story or the reporter? 212 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:24,071 N-news! R-reporter! Old ladies! 213 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:26,006 Exploding boats— My face! 214 00:10:26,041 --> 00:10:30,210 For more, let's go to our man on the street. 215 00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:31,712 Newsbot. 216 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:37,084 Report! Report! Report! Report! 217 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:38,519 Explode! 218 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:42,689 Congratulations, Perch. 219 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,492 Looks like you are un-fired! 220 00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:48,495 Hooray! You did it! 221 00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:50,631 Here's your news hair back! 222 00:10:53,536 --> 00:10:54,968 This just in. 223 00:11:08,984 --> 00:11:11,151 Gary! 224 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:13,120 Gary! 225 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:15,088 Gary! 226 00:11:15,124 --> 00:11:17,090 Gary! 227 00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:19,760 - Meow. - Gary? 228 00:11:20,296 --> 00:11:22,029 Where are you, Gere-bear? 229 00:11:22,064 --> 00:11:23,797 - Meow. 230 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,600 - Meow. - Gary! 231 00:11:30,206 --> 00:11:31,338 Gary! 232 00:11:31,373 --> 00:11:33,907 How did you get up there, you silly snail? 233 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,242 Come on. Jump! 234 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,610 Jumpity-jump-jump-jump! 235 00:11:36,645 --> 00:11:37,744 Meow. 236 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:38,879 Huh. 237 00:11:38,914 --> 00:11:42,382 "In case of pet in tree, pull down." 238 00:11:42,418 --> 00:11:43,584 All right. 239 00:11:48,691 --> 00:11:52,159 Did someone call the fire department? 240 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,663 Wow. 241 00:11:57,132 --> 00:11:59,366 Step aside, citizen. 242 00:11:59,401 --> 00:12:01,768 Ladder. First aid. Blanket. 243 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,204 Let's hustle, people. Hustle! 244 00:12:08,244 --> 00:12:09,910 Okay. 245 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,679 Here I come. 246 00:12:13,282 --> 00:12:14,281 Yeah. 247 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,316 You're safe now, sonny. 248 00:12:16,585 --> 00:12:19,319 Almost there. 249 00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:21,755 Meow. Meow. 250 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:29,329 Thank you for rescuing my little Gare bear. 251 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,132 Hey, Larry. 252 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,301 I'd like to be a firefighter. 253 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:37,070 Can I be one, please? Can I please? 254 00:12:37,106 --> 00:12:38,472 Sorry, SpongeBob. 255 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,274 There are no openings at this time. 256 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:49,116 I think I shattered my skeleton. 257 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:52,452 - Again. 258 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:57,391 Ooh. I may regret this 259 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:59,893 but it looks like we do have an opening. 260 00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:02,396 See you at the firehouse, I guess. 261 00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:04,464 The next day. 262 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,704 Gahhoydin! 263 00:13:10,739 --> 00:13:12,506 You okay there, SpongeBob? 264 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,842 Oh, yeah. Haha. Reporting for duty! 265 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,211 Meow. Meow— 266 00:13:20,649 --> 00:13:23,583 - I brought my own snail-mation! 267 00:13:23,619 --> 00:13:25,319 Okay. 268 00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:27,587 Well, welcome to the Bikini Bottom 269 00:13:27,623 --> 00:13:29,656 Volunteer Fire Department! 270 00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:32,392 Oh, yeah! Where's the fire? Where's the fire? 271 00:13:32,428 --> 00:13:34,828 I'm gonna fight it! I'm gonna fight it! 272 00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:36,029 Where is it? Where? Where? 273 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,731 Yep. I'm regretting it. 274 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:42,235 Here we keep the hoses that extinguish the fires. 275 00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,807 Well, they sure extinguished my thirst! 276 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,177 Upstairs. 277 00:13:51,146 --> 00:13:54,781 This is the bunk room where we rest up between fires. 278 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:57,084 Ooh! Should I pick a bunk? 279 00:13:57,119 --> 00:14:00,354 No, too soft. Too hard. 280 00:14:01,023 --> 00:14:03,256 Tutu? 281 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:06,159 Too lumpy. Whoa. 282 00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:07,461 Patrick! 283 00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:10,030 I'm gonna start fires! 284 00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:13,867 Put out fires. We put out fires. 285 00:14:13,902 --> 00:14:15,936 If you say so. 286 00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:19,039 Rookie, meet your fellow volunteer, 287 00:14:19,074 --> 00:14:20,907 Charmed, I'm sure. 288 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,477 My pleasure. You look familiar. 289 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,245 Hey! What's that? 290 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,748 The First Fire? 291 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,049 Wow! 292 00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:32,586 Is this the first fire in the history of forever? 293 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:36,456 No. It's the first fire we ever got called to. 294 00:14:36,492 --> 00:14:38,191 We keep it as a memento. 295 00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:40,527 Hey! Fire poles! 296 00:14:40,929 --> 00:14:44,264 Wow! Can we slide down the poles? 297 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,633 Hold on there, greenhorns. 298 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,036 You need to learn which one to use. 299 00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:51,238 This is the pole to the fire boat. 300 00:14:51,273 --> 00:14:53,206 This one's to the kitchen. 301 00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:55,675 It's slippery. 302 00:14:55,711 --> 00:14:57,444 It's buttered. 303 00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,780 This pole goes to the bathroom. 304 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,715 That's my ride. 305 00:15:03,085 --> 00:15:06,119 Ooh. Where does this pole go? 306 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,121 Oh, that one's the mystery pole. 307 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,224 It never goes to the same place twice. 308 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,026 I love a mystery! 309 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:14,795 - Yay! - No! Wait! 310 00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:24,738 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 311 00:15:24,773 --> 00:15:26,973 How do you stop this crazy thing? 312 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,675 Hit the brakes! 313 00:15:35,951 --> 00:15:38,385 No! No! Huh? 314 00:15:49,264 --> 00:15:51,131 Do you still love a mystery? 315 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,267 Not so much these days. 316 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,803 All right. Line up! 317 00:15:57,406 --> 00:15:58,872 Squidward! 318 00:15:58,907 --> 00:16:00,740 You volunteered too? 319 00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:03,009 Not me. Mr. Krabs. 320 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,712 He was court-mandated for this 321 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,848 but sent me in his stead. 322 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,015 I'm a proxy. 323 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,819 Ooh. Hi, proxy. I'm boxy. 324 00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:14,654 I'm foxy. 325 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:17,324 Well, then I'm an escapee. 326 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,960 All right. Listen up! 327 00:16:19,995 --> 00:16:21,895 This is the training area. 328 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,264 The reason why there are three of you 329 00:16:24,299 --> 00:16:26,600 is because one Old Man Walker 330 00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,401 is worth three good men. 331 00:16:28,437 --> 00:16:30,804 And I couldn't find three good men 332 00:16:30,839 --> 00:16:35,475 so I got you... 333 00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:42,182 Your training starts now! 334 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,451 And hopefully ends at some point. 335 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:47,120 First up, fire hose skills. 336 00:16:47,156 --> 00:16:52,792 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 337 00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:55,362 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 338 00:17:01,904 --> 00:17:04,304 Help! Fire! 339 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:07,374 Someone save my baby! 340 00:17:07,476 --> 00:17:09,376 We'll save your baby! 341 00:17:09,411 --> 00:17:12,412 Careful, SpongeBob. Slowly. 342 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:16,883 - Save my baby! 343 00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:23,657 - Mama! What she said! 344 00:17:27,996 --> 00:17:29,729 Oh. 345 00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,631 I saved the baby, chief. 346 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,500 And what about the mother? 347 00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:35,101 The-the mother? 348 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,641 The mother! 349 00:17:43,245 --> 00:17:45,245 Congratulations, men. 350 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,880 You passed your training. 351 00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:48,848 - Yeah! - Woohoo! 352 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:50,150 Kill me now. 353 00:17:50,185 --> 00:17:53,320 You're all volunteer firefighters. 354 00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,522 - Huzzah. 355 00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:57,023 Huh? 356 00:17:57,059 --> 00:18:00,227 Sorry, Squidward. We're out of fire helmets and walkie talkies. 357 00:18:00,262 --> 00:18:01,528 But, um... 358 00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:04,331 Here's some stuff left over from our last party. 359 00:18:09,371 --> 00:18:11,504 Another pet in a tree? 360 00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:13,306 I've got better things to do. 361 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,508 Like sleep. Hmm? 362 00:18:15,544 --> 00:18:16,810 Look alive, men! 363 00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,346 You've got your very first assignment! 364 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:29,623 It's Spot! He's stuck in the tree! 365 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:34,194 Wow. 366 00:18:36,832 --> 00:18:39,466 What was I thinking? It's SpongeBob! 367 00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:42,035 Never mind. Sorry to bother you. 368 00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:43,536 He can stay in the tree. 369 00:18:43,572 --> 00:18:45,472 Step aside, citizen. 370 00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:47,274 Ladder. First aid. Blanket! 371 00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,376 Hustle, people! 372 00:18:58,487 --> 00:19:01,521 Yeah, this is firefighter SpongeBob to Chief Larry. 373 00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:05,225 The rescue subject just regurgitated all over Patrick. 374 00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:08,495 Squidward got hurled on too. 375 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,899 Keep up the good work. 376 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:18,004 Come on, boy. 377 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,272 - Jump! 378 00:19:19,308 --> 00:19:22,108 Meow. 379 00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:27,647 Good snail-mation! 380 00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:28,815 - Huh? 381 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,283 Do you hear that? 382 00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:32,052 There's a fire somewhere! 383 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,321 A real fire! 384 00:19:35,557 --> 00:19:36,756 Hustle! 385 00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:42,362 - Huh? 386 00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:45,098 Oh, uh, Squidward. The siren is broken. 387 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,833 Could you, uh, 388 00:19:50,572 --> 00:19:52,939 Watch where you're going, bozo! 389 00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,311 A fire house on fire. 390 00:19:58,347 --> 00:20:00,013 Talk about your cheap irony. 391 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,549 Help! 392 00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:05,018 The First Fire escaped! 393 00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:13,526 Save me! 394 00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:17,364 Okay. Jump! 395 00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:22,035 Whoa! 396 00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:24,371 Well, that was a rip off! 397 00:20:25,273 --> 00:20:28,108 Okay, men. Fire hose skills! 398 00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:36,716 - Mother of Pearl! 399 00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:40,420 Don't worry, you're saved! 400 00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:42,155 Hey! You know— 401 00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:52,766 Did somebody need three good men? 402 00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:54,200 Meow! Meow! 403 00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:57,437 Now, hold on in there, you kids. 404 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,261 Wow! 405 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,596 Ha! Didn't I tell ya 406 00:21:23,632 --> 00:21:26,132 Old Man Walker is worth three good men? 407 00:21:26,168 --> 00:21:28,067 Hey! Where's SpongeBob? 408 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,136 Yes! I saved it! 409 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:32,338 I saved the First Fire! 410 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,442 - Whoa! 411 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,249 I wonder if I can volunteer for something safer. 412 00:21:43,518 --> 00:21:46,052 Medical experiments. That sounds good. 413 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:47,687 This is your lucky day! 414 00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:50,190 I'm also a volunteer doctor.