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Argh!

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Steady, Plankton.

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Careful.

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- Ooh!

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What is all that noise?

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What is so funny?

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This!
- Huh?

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Hopping hineys!

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Put those away!

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Oh, don't be embarrassed.

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It's just your baby pictures.

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You were adorable.

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I was never adorable.

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These photos have got to go.

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Whoa!

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You were such a cute baby.

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Oh, I can't stand it!

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Yoink!

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- Aw.
- Boo!

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I'm not cute
and adorable.

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I'm horrifying and evil!

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Hmph!

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Plankton was the cutest baby
I've ever seen

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and I'm gonna prove it to him.

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Eh, keeps him off the streets.

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Time to eat, Moby.

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Oh, you're gonna love
this new whale baby food.

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It's called Baleen Baby...

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baby.

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Open up!

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No!

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Come on, Moby.

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Here comes the submarine
into the lagoon!

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No!

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Mmm!

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Da-Da!

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I want my Baleen Baby...

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baby!

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He called me Da-Da!

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Your kids will call you Da-Da

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as they go ga-ga

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for the delicious taste
of Baleen Baby...

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baby!

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And now it's time
to announce the winner...

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of Baleen Baby food's
cutest baby contest!

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Baby Plankton!

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Woo-hoo!

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Yay! Plankton, look!

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SpongeBob was right!

50
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I don't have time
for malarkey now, Karen.

51
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I just ran out of robot oil.

52
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Look for Baby Plankton's
picture

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on every jar
of Baleen Baby baby food.

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Baby!

55
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Oh, he's gonna love that.

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There he is. It's him!

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I can't believe it.

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Oh, man!

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Oh, pardon me.

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After you.

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Hm. People usually step on me
when I'm shopping.

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Strange.

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Ah, robot oil.

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Time to get climbing.

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Oh. Oh, no.

66
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Let me get that for you.

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Um, thanks?

68
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Anytime, cutie.

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I am not a cutie!

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Okay, what do I owe you?

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It's on the house, sir!

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On account of you being so...

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famous!

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It's pronounced "infamous,"
but okay...

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Have a nice day!

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I seen that butt on the TV!

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I want my Baleen Baby...

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baby!

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What was that?

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Blimping butt cracks!

81
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Buy some Baleen Baby!

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Huh?

83
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Karen!

84
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How dare you give out
my baby mugshots

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without my permission!

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As much as I'd like to, Sheldon,

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I can't take credit
for this one.

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I did it!

89
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Now aren't you happier knowing

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that you're still
the cutest baby in town?

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No!

92
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I want to strike fear
in the hearts of everyone,

93
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not make old ladies
pinch my cheek.

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Look at these pinch marks.

95
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That looks painful.
Sorry about that, Plankton.

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Sorry is for suckers,
SpongeBoob.

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You got me
into this baby picture mess

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and you're gonna help me
clean it up!

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I'm ready!

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Here's the plan.

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We cover up
all my baby pictures.

102
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Got it!

103
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But first,

104
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we chop down the billboards.

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- Whoa!

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Then, we paint over
the bus ads.

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Fire!

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- Whoa!

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I'm okay!

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And finally,

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we buy up the entire supply

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of Baleen Baby food...

113
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and bury it in the desert!

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Phew.
Oh, boy.

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We did it!

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Nobody will ever see
my naked baby photos again.

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Wh-wh-what the heck was that?

118
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S-s-sea coyotes?

119
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Aw, it's just a bunch
of whale babies.

120
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They're adorable.

121
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Why are they staring at me
like that?

122
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They probably smell
the baby food.

123
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What do baby whales eat anyway?

124
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Who cares?

125
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Toss 'em a jar
and make 'em go away.

126
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Break it up, babies.
Break it up.

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"Baleen Baby food
is made of 100%..."

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"Gulp"?

129
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What the heck is "gulp"?

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"100%...

131
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p-p-p-plankton"?

132
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Baleen Baby is plankton!

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Run!

134
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- Ooh!

135
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Where are they all coming from?

136
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I don't know.

137
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But I really dig
their whale song.

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Don't listen, SpongeBob!

139
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Some say
the song of a baby whale

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is so hypnotic...

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it can turn you
into a voracious,

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plankton-eating...

143
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whale!

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I want my mama!

145
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Sweet Neptune!

146
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Ew, chum!

147
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I must have lost a bet.

148
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Help!

149
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That's a relief.

150
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I thought you guys
were gonna eat—

151
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Yuck!

152
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Ew!

153
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All right, babies,
leave Plankton alone now.

154
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Look what they did
to my antennas, Mommy.

155
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- Whoa!
- I'd know that hiney anywhere.

156
00:10:08,518 --> 00:10:11,886
Those are Baby Plankton's
famous buns.

157
00:10:12,556 --> 00:10:15,123
I'll kick your buns, you weirdo!

158
00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:18,627
I'm just here to give you
the Baleen Baby contest check

159
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for one jillion dollars...

160
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baby!

161
00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:23,932
Well...

162
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that's a baby food
of a different flavor.

163
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I accept!

164
00:10:32,009 --> 00:10:34,075
- Huh? What's that?

165
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,678
Baby Plankton tastes like chum?

166
00:10:37,281 --> 00:10:40,315
Ew. That's not gonna be good
for business.

167
00:10:41,785 --> 00:10:44,085
Okay, change of plans!

168
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,021
We're done
with Dr. Cyclops here,

169
00:10:46,056 --> 00:10:50,292
so let's go with the second
best baby photo we have.

170
00:10:54,064 --> 00:10:55,163
What the...

171
00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:56,264
Krabs?

172
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Oh yeah. I forgot.

173
00:11:00,203 --> 00:11:02,904
I sent in Mr. Krabs'
baby photo, too.

174
00:11:05,642 --> 00:11:08,343
Actually, that's adorable.

175
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My pinchable cheeks!

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Tag! You're it!

177
00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:32,651
Oh, yeah? You're it!

178
00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:38,556
Excuse me! Genius at work here!

179
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Oh, my golly!

180
00:11:41,695 --> 00:11:45,430
My painting!
It's ruined.

181
00:11:45,465 --> 00:11:48,900
You turned my beautiful
self-portrait into a...

182
00:11:48,935 --> 00:11:50,935
a sponge-blob!

183
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:52,504
I think it looks good.

184
00:11:52,539 --> 00:11:54,539
What do you know, plebeian?

185
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This is going where it belongs.

186
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In the trash.

187
00:12:02,883 --> 00:12:03,882
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

188
00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:05,650
What have we here?

189
00:12:05,686 --> 00:12:07,252
Fellas, check this out.

190
00:12:07,287 --> 00:12:09,721
I've never seen
such a profoundly

191
00:12:09,756 --> 00:12:11,523
beautiful work of art.

192
00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:15,393
Huh, it reminds me
that in this chaotic world

193
00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:19,030
there is still unabashed beauty.

194
00:12:19,399 --> 00:12:21,666
See? People love your painting.

195
00:12:21,702 --> 00:12:24,569
They're garbage people,
of course they like garbage.

196
00:12:24,604 --> 00:12:26,137
For your information,

197
00:12:26,173 --> 00:12:30,108
we all got art degrees
from Whale University.

198
00:12:32,012 --> 00:12:35,146
Oh, be still,
my beating heart!

199
00:12:35,182 --> 00:12:38,683
Who's responsible
for this masterpiece?

200
00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:47,058
I'm Peggy Grouperheim,
big-time art dealer.

201
00:12:47,094 --> 00:12:50,628
Your painting is a work
of sheer genius!

202
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I'll buy it.

203
00:12:52,332 --> 00:12:55,433
You recognize my genius?

204
00:12:55,469 --> 00:12:57,235
Well, if you like that,

205
00:12:57,270 --> 00:13:00,038
you're gonna love
my other paintings.

206
00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:04,642
Oh no, dear. Ew.

207
00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:06,878
Those lack the spark of...

208
00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:08,546
this painting.

209
00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:09,748
Oh.

210
00:13:09,783 --> 00:13:14,085
Clearly, that little urchin
is your muse.

211
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,160
Make me more paintings of him,

212
00:13:22,195 --> 00:13:25,797
and I'll give you a show
in my gallery!

213
00:13:25,832 --> 00:13:27,265
Here's my card.

214
00:13:28,735 --> 00:13:32,403
Wow! She actually liked
your painting, Squidward.

215
00:13:32,439 --> 00:13:34,606
Yeah, what's wrong with her?

216
00:13:34,641 --> 00:13:37,475
My own gallery show.

217
00:13:44,584 --> 00:13:46,618
Soon, the whole world
will know me

218
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:50,789
for my artistic soul, my genius.

219
00:13:51,158 --> 00:13:54,325
Ugh!
But I gotta paint SpongeBob.

220
00:13:54,361 --> 00:13:57,295
I don't even like being
in the same ocean with him.

221
00:13:57,330 --> 00:14:00,198
I can't ask him to pose for me.

222
00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:04,269
Wait. I'm a genius.

223
00:14:04,304 --> 00:14:07,071
I'll just paint him from memory.

224
00:14:11,378 --> 00:14:12,377
Ah.

225
00:14:12,779 --> 00:14:13,978
Oh.

226
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:16,881
Ugh! I've spent so long

227
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:19,350
trying to forget
SpongeBob exists,

228
00:14:19,386 --> 00:14:22,086
I've forgotten
what he looks like.

229
00:14:23,356 --> 00:14:26,024
There's only one thing to do.

230
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,259
Stealth painting.

231
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,167
Woo-hoo-hoo!

232
00:14:41,408 --> 00:14:44,008
- Hm? Fries are ready!

233
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:49,380
Ew. Those fries are off.

234
00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:52,116
I better change
this boiling hot oil.

235
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:03,061
Aw, quittin' time.

236
00:15:03,096 --> 00:15:04,596
Off to boating school.

237
00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:06,598
I'm coming, Mrs. Puff!

238
00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:14,606
I need a more direct approach.

239
00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:23,915
Huh?

240
00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,021
Huh?

241
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:35,693
Oh.

242
00:15:44,838 --> 00:15:45,970
- Oh!

243
00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:48,139
Whoop!

244
00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:52,744
If fine arts aren't working,

245
00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:55,213
maybe martial arts will.

246
00:15:57,951 --> 00:15:59,183
Oh!

247
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,652
Ow!

248
00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:14,232
- Oh!

249
00:16:25,345 --> 00:16:28,680
Hey! Them's my kids!

250
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:31,883
You-you don't understand.

251
00:16:32,352 --> 00:16:33,451
But-but...

252
00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:46,764
Time for an even more
direct approach.

253
00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:56,374
- SpongeBob.

254
00:16:56,776 --> 00:16:58,142
Oh, hello, Squidward—

255
00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:05,950
Gotcha!

256
00:17:05,986 --> 00:17:07,518
Ah, you've done it again!

257
00:17:07,554 --> 00:17:09,988
Another beautiful masterpiece!

258
00:17:10,023 --> 00:17:12,657
Just keep working
with your muse.

259
00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:14,993
Yes, ma'am.

260
00:17:16,062 --> 00:17:18,863
I'm your muse?

261
00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:20,932
Don't let it go to your head.

262
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:23,067
Well, if you wanted me
to pose, Squidward,

263
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:25,036
all you had to do was ask.

264
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:26,304
I would do anything

265
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:29,374
to help you achieve
your artistic dreams.

266
00:17:29,409 --> 00:17:30,842
You would?

267
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:31,976
Of course.

268
00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:33,911
Now let's get painting!

269
00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:35,480
I'm musing!

270
00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:41,185
Stand up there.

271
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:44,255
Now, put one hand on your hip,

272
00:17:44,624 --> 00:17:46,858
and raise the other in the air.

273
00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:47,725
Got it!

274
00:17:49,496 --> 00:17:51,596
What do you think
about this pose?

275
00:17:53,466 --> 00:17:55,433
Just pick a pose and stay still!

276
00:17:55,468 --> 00:17:56,667
Yoo-hoo!

277
00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:57,835
How about this?

278
00:17:58,638 --> 00:17:59,871
How about this?

279
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,140
How about this?

280
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:03,875
How about this?

281
00:18:04,444 --> 00:18:05,710
How about this?

282
00:18:05,745 --> 00:18:07,612
I said stay still!

283
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,349
Thank you.

284
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:23,861
You haven't quite captured
my quality of mature naivete.

285
00:18:23,897 --> 00:18:27,765
You're supposed to be my muse,
not my critic.

286
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:34,372
Now I can paint.

287
00:19:43,076 --> 00:19:46,577
Uh, SpongeBob?

288
00:19:46,613 --> 00:19:48,846
Could you scoot forward?

289
00:19:48,882 --> 00:19:50,648
You got it, Squidward!

290
00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:53,117
- Oops, that wasn't me.

291
00:19:53,153 --> 00:19:54,318
That was the chair.

292
00:19:57,490 --> 00:20:00,791
SpongeBob, please stay still.

293
00:20:05,865 --> 00:20:08,299
- Somebody step on a duck?

294
00:20:24,717 --> 00:20:28,319
I can't take it anymore!

295
00:20:32,091 --> 00:20:35,760
Uh-oh. I guess Squidward
didn't find me amusing.

296
00:20:45,672 --> 00:20:46,771
Huh?

297
00:20:47,907 --> 00:20:49,674
The way out!

298
00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:53,311
- Paint the muse!
- Paint the muse!

299
00:20:53,346 --> 00:20:55,246
Paint the muse!

300
00:20:55,915 --> 00:20:58,049
Yeah, Squidward! Paint me!

301
00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:01,552
Forever and ever and ever
and ever!

302
00:21:04,657 --> 00:21:05,723
Huh?

303
00:21:06,226 --> 00:21:08,292
Oh, I'll paint you.

304
00:21:08,328 --> 00:21:11,562
I'll paint you to oblivion!

305
00:21:29,616 --> 00:21:31,983
Time to make Squidward rich...

306
00:21:32,018 --> 00:21:34,085
and me richer!

307
00:21:37,924 --> 00:21:39,090
Oh, dear.

308
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,792
Looks like I pushed
another artist too hard.

309
00:21:41,828 --> 00:21:44,161
Mark up the prices
of his old paintings.

310
00:21:49,102 --> 00:21:51,702
I may have lost all my fame...

311
00:21:51,738 --> 00:21:54,138
and money,

312
00:21:54,173 --> 00:21:58,709
but at least,
I enjoy painting again.

313
00:21:58,745 --> 00:22:00,144
Ow!

314
00:22:00,179 --> 00:22:02,146
Hey, buddy,
you finished with that?

315
00:22:02,181 --> 00:22:03,881
- Yes.
- Great!

316
00:22:03,916 --> 00:22:05,516
More garbage.

317
00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:10,621
Typical.