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911, what's your emergency?

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Is someone there? Hello?

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What do you want?

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Hey! I said, what do you want?

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I said, what do you want?

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Hey. Is everything okay?

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Yes.

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Hello, this is the Wheelers.

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Yeah, just a sec.

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Mike!

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Phone!

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Okay!

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Hello?

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It's 9:32. Where are you?

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Sorry, I... I was just about to call.

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I, um...

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can't see you today.

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What... Why not?

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It's my Nana.

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She's very sick.

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But Hop said that your Nana was okay,

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that it was a false alarm.

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Yeah.

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That's... what... we
thought it was at first,

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but then she took a
real turn for the worse.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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We think she might...

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- die.
- What?

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Mom! Get off the phone!

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How many times?

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Did Nana call?

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No, Mom! Just get off the phone!

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Sorry about that.

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- Was that your mom?
- Yeah.

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She's so upset, she's making no sense.

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Because we have to go
to the nursing home.

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To see Nana.

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- You can come over after?
- No!

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I mean, I...

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I just think... I
need to be alone today.

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With my...

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feelings?

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Do you lie?

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What? No.

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Friends don't lie.

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What, Mom?

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My mom's calling me. Better go.

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Talk to you tomorrow.
Miss you already. Bye!

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Hey.

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What's going on?

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Emotions have been shared.

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Boundaries have been set.

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Order...

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has been...

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- restored.
- Wait, wait, it worked?

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Uh, this is the first day

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in six long, excruciating months

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that they will not be seeing each other.

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Yes, I think it worked! Yes!

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No, stop.

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It's all you.

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I'm a puppet, you're the master.

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So you remembered everything?

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I had to improvise
a little bit, you know?

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It turns out, getting to Mike,

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now that was the key.

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And you didn't yell at him?

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I'll tell you everything over dinner.

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I was thinking, you know,
Enzo's, tonight, 7:00.

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Hey, before you say no,

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I'd... I'd like to make
one thing crystal clear.

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This is not a date.

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Wait, a date?

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You never said anything about a date.

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I know, I didn't say
anything about a date.

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I just wanted to clear it up

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in case there was any
confusion on your part.

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- There's not.
- Great.

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It's just two friends getting
together for a nice dinner.

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I mean, we've earned it, haven't we?

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I can't be out late.

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You'll be home by 9:00.

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- 8:00.
- 8:30, I'll pick you up.

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- I'll meet you there.
- 7:00. Enzo's. Meeting there.

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Deal.

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Hey, Chief, you copy? Chief!

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Yeah, I'm a little busy right now.

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Recall the mall!

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- Yeah, well, I'm busier here.
- Recall the mall!

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You wanna keep your job tomorrow,

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I think you need to get
your ass to Town Hall. Now.

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Duty calls.

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Oh! Jeez.

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Cleanup on aisle five.

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- Bye.
- See you tonight.

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Oh, shit, shit.

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Whoopsie-daisy!

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Careful there, Nancy Drew. Careful.

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Pouring coffee's a tough gig, girl.

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And here you are, two
creams, two sugars.

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Thanks, sweetheart.

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Of course.

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- Tom?
- Hm?

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I really hate to ask this,

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but do you think

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one of the other girls could
run and grab lunch today?

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They're needed at their desks.

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I know, I just, um...

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I really need to go to the doctor.

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I've been having some...

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um...

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girl problems.

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- Oh, come on! The light!
- Let's go.

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Look, I just...

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I just don't know if this
is such a good idea anymore.

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Really? Because I feel like it's
the best idea I've had all summer.

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Look, all I'm saying is,
what harm is there in asking?

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The harm in asking is
that Tom will say no.

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We ask for forgiveness, not permission.

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And if this story's as good
as I think it's gonna be,

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then Tom won't care.

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In fact, he'll thank us.

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Or the old lady is nuts

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and the story blows up in our face

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and Tom fires us.

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And then we never have to
work at this shithole again.

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- Have a nice day.
- Thank you.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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I'm Dustin.

131
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I'm Robin.

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Pleasure to meet you.
Uh, is... is he here?

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Is who here?

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Henderson.

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Henderson! He's back!

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- He's back!
- I'm back!

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You got the job!

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I got the job!

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Hey! Oh!

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Ah!

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How many children are you friends with?

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No, no. No way.

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- Hotter than Phoebe Cates? No.
- Mm-hmm.

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Brilliant, too.

145
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And she doesn't even care that my
real pearls are still coming in.

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She says kissing is
better without teeth.

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Wow. Yeah, that's
great. Proud of you, man.

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That's ro... That's kinda romantic.

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- That's like... Wow.
- Hm.

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So do you really just get to
eat as much of this as you want?

151
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Yeah. I mean, sure. It's not
really a good idea for me, though.

152
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I gotta keep in shape for the ladies.

153
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Yeah, and how's that
working out for you?

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- Ignore her.
- She seems cool.

155
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She's not. So, where are
the other knuckleheads?

156
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They ditched me yesterday.

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- No.
- My first day back.

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- Can you believe that shit?
- Whoa. Seriously?

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I swear to God. Mm.

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They're gonna regret
it, though, big time,

161
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when they don't get
to share in my glory.

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Glory? What glory?

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So, last night,

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we're trying to get in
contact with Suzie...

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Oh. Mm.

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- Mm-hmm?
- Mm-hmm.

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And, uh...

168
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and the orange
sherbert and chocolate.

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I intercepted a
secret Russian communication.

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What?

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Uh...

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I intercepted a secret
Russian communication.

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- Just speak louder.
- I intercepted

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a secret Russian communication!

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Jeez, shh. Yeah, okay, that's
what I thought you said.

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What... What does that mean?

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It means, Steve, we could be heroes.

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True American heroes.

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- Huh.
- Mm-hmm?

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- American heroes.
- Just think,

181
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you could have all the
ladies you want and more.

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- More?
- More.

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- I like more.
- Mm-hmm.

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What's the catch?

185
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No catch, I just need your help.

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With what?

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Translation.

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Shit!

189
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Hi.

190
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Hi?

191
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Can we talk?

192
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And then he said he... he missed me.

193
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And then he just hung up.

194
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- He's a piece of shit.
- What?

195
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Mike doesn't have jack shit to do today,

196
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and his Nana obviously isn't sick.

197
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I guarantee you, him and Lucas
are playing Atari right now.

198
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But friends don't lie.

199
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Yeah, well, boyfriends lie.

200
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All the time.

201
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She knows I'm lying.
She knows I'm lying.

202
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- I don't even understand. Why lie?
- Hopper.

203
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He threatened me.

204
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- Did he say he'd kill you?
- What? No.

205
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- So then, what's the big deal?
- The big deal is

206
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if I don't do what he says, then
he'll stop me from seeing El.

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Like, permanently.

208
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You don't understand, Lucas. He's crazy.

209
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He's lost his mind.

210
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,066
Hey, guys, I'm almost set up here.

211
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I had no choice, Lucas.
I really had no choice.

212
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I just wish you'd consulted me,

213
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,697
because the way you handled this,

214
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you're in deep shit.

215
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:54,712
You're going to stop calling him.
You're going to ignore his calls.

216
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As far as you're concerned,
he doesn't exist.

217
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Doesn't exist?

218
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He treated you like garbage.

219
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You're gonna treat him like garbage.

220
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,689
Give him a taste of his own medicine.

221
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,758
Give him the medicine.

222
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,104
Mm-hmm. And if he doesn't fix this,

223
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,889
if he doesn't explain himself,

224
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dump his ass.

225
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I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be bad.

226
00:14:16,530 --> 00:14:17,570
But...

227
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,648
you can fix this.

228
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,034
It's just one little mistake.

229
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,321
I've made hundreds, thousands.

230
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,945
Max has dumped me five times.

231
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,032
But what have I done?

232
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,947
Huh? Have I despaired? No.

233
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,042
I've marched back into battle,

234
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:37,502
and I've won her back
every single freaking time.

235
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,665
- How?
- I'll show you.

236
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,336
Come on.

237
00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:42,381
Come on.

238
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,803
- Where are we going?
- To have some fun.

239
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,764
There's more to life than
stupid boys, you know.

240
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,512
Wait, guys!

241
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,182
I'm still here!

242
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,232
Guys?

243
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,822
Hey! No dunking, Curtis.

244
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:06,613
No...

245
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,069
dunking.

246
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,992
God, even her voice annoys me.

247
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Nails on a chalkboard.

248
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,331
Don't worry, ladies, ten
more minutes till showtime.

249
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,341
Liz, will you get my back?

250
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,238
Hey, Jill, I gotta use the restroom.
Will you watch Holly for me?

251
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- Sure thing, hon.
- Thanks.

252
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:40,897
Billy?

253
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,493
Billy?

254
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,374
I...

255
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,171
I understand if you're angry with me.

256
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,171
I just...

257
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,548
I wanted to explain...

258
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,062
why I didn't come last night.

259
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,596
It's not you, it's just...

260
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,274
I have a family.

261
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,859
And I can't do anything
that will hurt them.

262
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,364
You can understand that, right?

263
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,080
But I shouldn't have said that...

264
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,445
Billy.

265
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,123
Billy...

266
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,751
Please, will you talk to me?

267
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,763
Stay away from me, Karen.

268
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,355
Looking good, Billy.

269
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,868
Afternoon, Billy.

270
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,391
Mmm.

271
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,694
Can I try the peppermint stick?

272
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,943
Haven't you already tried
the peppermint stick?

273
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,895
Yes, and I'd like to try it again.

274
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,317
Steve!

275
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,749
So what do you think?

276
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,713
- It sounded familiar.
- What?

277
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,514
The music. The music
right there at the end.

278
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,628
Why are you listening
to the music, Steve?

279
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:12,715
Listen to the Russian!

280
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,470
- We're translating Russian!
- I'm trying to listen to the Russian,

281
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,864
- but there's music...
- All right, babysitting time is over.

282
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:18,928
You need to get in there.

283
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,934
Hey, my board. That was
important data, shitbirds.

284
00:18:22,024 --> 00:18:23,513
I guarantee you, what we're doing

285
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:25,308
is way more important than your data.

286
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,396
Yeah?

287
00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:28,822
And how do you know these Russians
are up to no good anyways?

288
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,461
- How does she know about the Russians?
- I don't know.

289
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,004
- You told her about...
- It wasn't me.

290
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,158
Hello, I can hear you.
Actually, I can hear everything.

291
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,450
You are both extremely loud.

292
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,650
You think you have evil Russians

293
00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:42,358
plotting against our country, on tape,

294
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,852
and you're trying to translate,
but haven't figured out a word

295
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,050
because you didn't realize Russians

296
00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:47,915
use an entirely different
alphabet than you do.

297
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,627
Sound about right?

298
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,900
- Whoa! What do you think you're doing?
- I wanna hear it.

299
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,934
- Why?
- 'Cause maybe I can help.

300
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,723
- I'm fluent in four languages, you know.
- Russian?

301
00:18:58,909 --> 00:19:00,709
Ou-yay are-yay umb-day.

302
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:02,074
Oh-ho-ho!

303
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,129
Holy shit!

304
00:19:03,154 --> 00:19:04,694
That was Pig Latin, dingus.

305
00:19:05,332 --> 00:19:07,412
- Idiot.
- But I can speak Spanish

306
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,397
and French and Italian, and
I've been in band for 12 years.

307
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,992
- My ears are little geniuses, trust me.
- Uh...

308
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,698
Come on, it's your turn to sling
ice cream, my turn to translate.

309
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,949
I don't even want
credit. I'm just bored.

310
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:38,926
Yes?

311
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,175
- Mrs. Driscoll?
- Yes?

312
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,000
Hi, um, I'm Nancy.

313
00:19:43,775 --> 00:19:46,285
Nancy Wheeler. We spoke
briefly on the phone last night.

314
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,440
We're from The Hawkins Post.

315
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,149
Oh! Oh, yes!

316
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,439
Oh, my goodness.

317
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,112
Oh. You look too young for reporters.

318
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,824
We get that a lot.

319
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,861
Follow me.

320
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,033
Oh, it's... it's lovely.

321
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:03,540
Um, do you live here all alone?

322
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,825
Yes. Jack, my husband,

323
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:09,543
he passed away, what is
it now, ten years ago.

324
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,495
Oh, um... I'm... I'm so sorry.

325
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,211
Oh, don't be.

326
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,300
I kinda like the quiet.

327
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,426
At least, I did.

328
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,886
This way.

329
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,689
It's right over there.

330
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,417
You see those little
teeth marks, don't ya?

331
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:57,463
And...

332
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:58,844
these bags, um...

333
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,344
you're sure they were full before?

334
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:02,836
I'm old, honey, not senile.

335
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:06,972
Bought them over at Blackburn's
Supplies just last Tuesday.

336
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,227
Now you tell me,

337
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:11,728
why would rats want to eat a
poor old woman's fertilizer?

338
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:12,982
Are you sure they did?

339
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:17,277
Maybe they just gnawed
the bag? I mean...

340
00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,281
eating fertilizer seems...

341
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,361
Crazy. Believe me, I know, honey.

342
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,319
But...

343
00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,697
something's not
right with these rats.

344
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,294
What does that mean, exactly...

345
00:21:28,115 --> 00:21:29,155
"not right"?

346
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,220
Rabies, my guess.

347
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,825
That's when I said to myself,

348
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,884
"Doris, you gotta call the paper."

349
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,210
Because if those diseased
rats are runnin' loose,

350
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,917
the people, they oughta
know." Wouldn't you agree?

351
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,636
Oh, yes, I forgot to mention!

352
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,853
Come on over here.

353
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:53,975
I caught one of the little bastards.

354
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:03,912
Kline's a swine! Kline's a swine!

355
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,199
Kline's a swine!

356
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,412
Kline's a swine! Kline's a swine!

357
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,254
Kline's a swine! Kline's a swine!

358
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,079
Kline's a swine!

359
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,460
Kline's a swine!

360
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,304
Kline's a swine!

361
00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,588
Kline's a swine!

362
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,007
Jim?

363
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,716
Mayor Kline is ready for you.

364
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:27,887
Great.

365
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,890
Thank you.

366
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,640
Jim.

367
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,807
Thanks for coming by.

368
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,186
I'm not doing it, Larry.

369
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,938
Calm down, now. You don't
even know what I want.

370
00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:42,921
You don't like your fan club,
you want me to shut 'em down.

371
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:44,157
Sound about right?

372
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,659
When'd you get so serious?

373
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:48,782
Take a seat.

374
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,170
My fan club, as you call them,

375
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,210
now, you know why they're
out there, don't ya?

376
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:00,754
They're not actually fans?

377
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,922
They lost their jobs to the mall

378
00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,127
and blame me for
helping make that happen.

379
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:07,182
Now,

380
00:23:07,207 --> 00:23:09,117
you go ask anyone else in this town.

381
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,564
They all love the mall.

382
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,179
It's helped our economy
grow, brought in new jobs,

383
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,226
and just some incredible new stores.

384
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,981
Which is why they all stopped
shopping at their, uh, mom-and-pops.

385
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,612
Now, that's not me, Jim.

386
00:23:21,637 --> 00:23:22,657
- Mm-hmm?
- Uh-uh.

387
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:25,242
That's just, uh, good old
fashioned American capitalism.

388
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,817
Well, Larry, I think that
they're just exercising

389
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:31,446
their good old fashioned
American right to protest.

390
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,325
I agree.

391
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,082
- Yeah.
- If.

392
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,713
If they had a permit.

393
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:40,423
Now, correct me if I'm
wrong here, Jim, but, uh...

394
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,626
I don't believe they secured
a permit from your office,

395
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,548
did they?

396
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,678
Not that I'm aware of.

397
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,969
Then I do believe it's within
my right to get rid of them.

398
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:52,930
Larry,

399
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,640
I'm not a politics guy,

400
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,260
but I think if you force those people

401
00:23:56,285 --> 00:23:58,338
out of here without provocation,

402
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,015
I don't think that's a good look
for your re-election campaign.

403
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,903
You know what's in four days, Jim?

404
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,324
Independence Day?

405
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:09,405
That's right.

406
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,198
And I'm gonna throw this town
the biggest bash it's ever seen.

407
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,584
Fireworks, music,
activities, you name it.

408
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,661
I'm gonna pull out all
the stops. You know why?

409
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,709
'Cause at the end of the day,
that's all the voters will remember.

410
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,713
But I can't think, much less plan,

411
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,472
with all that racket going on out there.

412
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,221
So, if you don't mind,

413
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,010
please...

414
00:24:33,096 --> 00:24:34,636
just do your job.

415
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:37,643
Flash your little gold badge,

416
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,016
and get rid of them.

417
00:24:49,571 --> 00:24:50,701
So, what do you think?

418
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:54,992
Hey, what's wrong?

419
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:56,872
Too many people.

420
00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:58,787
Against the rules.

421
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:00,576
Seriously?

422
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,456
You have superpowers.

423
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,962
What's the worst that could happen?

424
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,439
So, what should we do first?

425
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:26,982
You've never been
shopping before, have you?

426
00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:31,033
Well, then I guess we're just
gonna have to try everything.

427
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,068
Ooh. Come on.

428
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,540
I just... I don't understand
what we're looking for.

429
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:45,794
Something pretty and shiny
that says "I'm sorry".

430
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:47,939
What, just something that
literally says "I'm sorry"?

431
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:48,963
No!

432
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,267
Do you like that?

433
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:04,476
How do I know... what I like?

434
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,443
You just try things on.

435
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:09,610
Until you find something
that feels like you.

436
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,237
Like me?

437
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:13,946
Yeah.

438
00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,489
Not Hopper.

439
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,575
Not Mike.

440
00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:19,868
You.

441
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,534
Hello?

442
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,751
Hello?

443
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:14,089
Hello?

444
00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,700
Mrs. Byers?

445
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,985
We're gonna have to keep doing this

446
00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:56,989
until you stop moving, you little shit.

447
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:05,603
Hi, yes, um, this is Nancy
Wheeler from The Hawkins Post.

448
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,226
Yeah, um...

449
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,017
I have a bit of a
weird question for you.

450
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,938
I was wondering if you guys had
gotten any recent calls about, um...

451
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,114
rabid rats?

452
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:20,448
No, uh, rabid rats.

453
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,330
Rats with rabies?

454
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,786
Okay, um...

455
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,248
What about just rats, in general?

456
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:31,882
Uh-huh.

457
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,798
Okay. Thank you.

458
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,549
You're a regular little
detective, aren't ya?

459
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,431
Lemonade? It's fresh-squeezed.

460
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:43,845
Sure, thanks.

461
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:45,431
Um...

462
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,062
Do you mind if I make
just a few more calls?

463
00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,353
Not at all. I enjoy the company.

464
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,803
You all right, little bud?

465
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,182
Jonathan!

466
00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:29,846
I have a lead.

467
00:29:29,871 --> 00:29:30,941
Uh...

468
00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:32,187
Yeah, okay, but, uh...

469
00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:35,227
I just think there's something
really wrong with this rat.

470
00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:36,475
Yeah, no shit.

471
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,566
- Come on.
- No, I...

472
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,744
Nancy, wait up.

473
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,285
I said, what do you want?

474
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:40,879
To build.

475
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:43,716
I want you to build.

476
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,054
To build what?

477
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:47,966
What you see.

478
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,013
I don't understand.

479
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,975
I don't understand!

480
00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:01,065
What do you mean? I don't understand!

481
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:23,296
Hey, man!

482
00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,381
Billy, are you okay?

483
00:31:55,575 --> 00:31:56,595
Billy?

484
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,337
Billy.

485
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,023
Take me to him.

486
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:16,765
What?

487
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,771
I said, are you hurt?

488
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,065
What's going on? I heard screaming.

489
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,688
Should I call an ambulance?

490
00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,319
Billy?

491
00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,344
- Excuse me, sir.
- Mm-hmm?

492
00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:53,177
How much for this teddy bear right here?

493
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:56,766
Three hundred?

494
00:32:57,286 --> 00:32:58,326
Three hundred.

495
00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:00,371
I should've shoved that
teddy bear right up his...

496
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,210
Hey, Mike.

497
00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,485
Oh!

498
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,030
Uh! Ahh!

499
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:58,792
That's it, girls!

500
00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,040
Okay, here we go.

501
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:04,875
Wardrobe change, please!

502
00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,457
Wardrobe change! Thank you!

503
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,302
Shake it. Shake it out for me.

504
00:34:46,709 --> 00:34:47,789
Come on!

505
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,300
See? What'd I tell you?

506
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,630
There's more to life than stupid boys.

507
00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,296
Can we please play D&D now?

508
00:34:57,386 --> 00:34:58,426
- No.
- No.

509
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,187
Wait, that last part,
just one more time.

510
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,310
Okay.

511
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,820
Okay, that word. Um...

512
00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:15,152
It's pronounced... "dly-nna-ya".

513
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,618
- "Dly-nna-ya..."
- Which is spelled...

514
00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:20,158
D... D, D, D...

515
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:22,163
The... The chair. The
chair-looking thingy.

516
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,495
Yeah, okay.

517
00:35:27,601 --> 00:35:29,811
- We've got our first sentence.
- Oh, seriously?

518
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:32,336
Yeah. "The week is long."

519
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,087
Well, that's thrilling.

520
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,513
I know. But, progress.

521
00:35:36,684 --> 00:35:37,754
Okay, here you go,

522
00:35:37,779 --> 00:35:40,418
you got a strawberry and then
a vanilla with sprinkles,

523
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,391
- extra whipped cream.
- Thanks.

524
00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:44,057
Wait a second.

525
00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:46,015
Are you even allowed to be here?

526
00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:52,023
That...

527
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:54,317
Okay.

528
00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,196
You wanna trade?

529
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,620
That's ridiculous. Why can't I just...

530
00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,954
Oh, you've gotta be shitting me.

531
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:06,436
- Haven't got that much.
- Okay, what if we split it?

532
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,297
Split it with what? Does
that even make sense?

533
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,254
Isn't this a nice surprise.

534
00:36:13,045 --> 00:36:14,835
What are you doing here?

535
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,590
Shopping.

536
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:17,973
This is her new style.

537
00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:20,598
- What do you think?
- What's wrong with you?

538
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,198
You know she's not allowed to be here.

539
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:23,473
What is she, your little pet?

540
00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:24,556
Yeah.

541
00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,979
- Am I your pet?
- What? No!

542
00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:29,439
- Then why do you treat me like garbage?
- What?

543
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,520
- You said Nana was sick.
- She is.

544
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,396
She is. She is sick.

545
00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,082
- Yeah, sick... she's sick.
- She's sick.

546
00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:37,899
She's super sick. That's
why we're here, actually.

547
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:39,197
Yeah, we're shopping.

548
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,030
Not for us, but for her, for Nana.

549
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:44,485
- For Nana.
- Also, we're here to get a gift for you.

550
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,497
Just, we couldn't find
anything that suited you

551
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:49,749
and I only have, like,
$3.50, so it's hard.

552
00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:51,212
Super hard.

553
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,129
It's... It's expensive.

554
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:55,758
You lie.

555
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:58,795
Why do you lie?

556
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,402
I dump your ass.

557
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,672
- Now can we play D&D?
- No.

558
00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:40,467
He raised my property taxes, Jim.

559
00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,719
Forced me off my land.

560
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:43,471
You can protest all you want, Henry,

561
00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:45,697
you've just gotta go through
the proper channels first.

562
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:48,061
Nothing proper about
what that man did to us!

563
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:50,770
- To our town!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

564
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,146
Special delivery!

565
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,857
Ooh, yeah.

566
00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,361
That the right one?

567
00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,154
Yeah.

568
00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:03,818
Yeah!

569
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,577
That's a lot of color for you, Chief.

570
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,619
It's cutting-edge stuff, all right?

571
00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:12,379
It's cutting-edge!

572
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:34,475
I'll start off with a Scotch,
you can make that a double.

573
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:35,812
Very good, sir.

574
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:38,896
And I think we'll have
a bottle of red, as well.

575
00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,443
Very good, sir.

576
00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:41,936
And how's your "chee-anti"?

577
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,363
- Our Chianti is quite good.
- Chianti.

578
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:48,448
Medium-bodied, with
just a hint of cherry.

579
00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:49,534
Great.

580
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:50,910
Women love cherries, huh?

581
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:54,502
All right, we'll have that
and two... two glasses, please,

582
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:57,672
one for, uh, me and one for the lady.

583
00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,462
Ooh. Very good, sir.

584
00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,566
And what is this again?

585
00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:30,907
This is a solenoid.

586
00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:34,580
It's a coil, wrapped
around a metallic core,

587
00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,583
and when electricity
passes through it...

588
00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,125
It creates an electromagnetic field.

589
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,290
Exactamundo.

590
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:41,844
Now for the fun part.

591
00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,211
- Shall we?
- Yeah.

592
00:39:48,752 --> 00:39:50,302
I... I don't see anything.

593
00:39:50,327 --> 00:39:51,447
Nope.

594
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:54,062
You can't see it, but
it's there, I assure you.

595
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:57,851
Our very own Clarke-Byers
Electromagnetic Field.

596
00:39:57,937 --> 00:39:59,147
Pretty neato, huh?

597
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,480
Yeah.

598
00:40:00,564 --> 00:40:03,694
And this field affects any
charged object in its vicinity.

599
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,736
- Just like my magnets.
- Just like your magnets.

600
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,407
Okay, why is nothing happening?

601
00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,319
Oh, because our field is stable.

602
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:12,493
But, if we reduce the current...

603
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,002
How...

604
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,870
The magnetic dipoles tried to
orient according to the field, but...

605
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:21,748
No, no, no, I mean, how is
this happening at my house?

606
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:22,996
You want my honest opinion?

607
00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,707
One of your kiddos got up
in the middle of the night,

608
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,928
bumped into the fridge, and
knocked the suckers loose.

609
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:29,758
And the magnets at Melvald's?

610
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,104
- Apophenia.
- Apo-what-o-whah?

611
00:40:32,179 --> 00:40:33,849
Apophenia. Uh...

612
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,260
You're seeing patterns that
aren't there. Coincidence.

613
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:38,187
But what if...

614
00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:39,897
it's not?

615
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:41,563
Well...

616
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,775
Theoretically-speaking,

617
00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:51,527
I suppose some large version of
this AC transformer could exist.

618
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,526
A machine of some kind.

619
00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:54,593
A machine?

620
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:58,328
But, in order to reach your
house and downtown, gosh,

621
00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,294
that would take billions
of volts of electricity

622
00:41:00,332 --> 00:41:02,632
and cost tens of millions of dollars.

623
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,670
But it is possible.

624
00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:07,261
We cured polio in '53.

625
00:41:08,048 --> 00:41:09,878
Landed on the moon in '69.

626
00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:11,797
As I tell my students,

627
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:14,176
once you open up that curiosity door,

628
00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,217
anything is possible.

629
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:28,030
"The week is long",

630
00:41:28,777 --> 00:41:31,487
the silver cat feeds,

631
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:35,992
"when blue meets yellow in the west".

632
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:37,786
I mean, it just...

633
00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,540
it just can't be right.

634
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:41,892
- It's right.
- Honestly, I think it's great news.

635
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,126
How is this great news?

636
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:45,499
I mean, so much
for being American heroes.

637
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:47,376
- It's total nonsense.
- It's not nonsense.

638
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,423
It's too specific.
It's obviously a code.

639
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,818
- What do you mean, a code?
- Like a super secret spy code.

640
00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,262
- That's a total stretch.
- I don't know, is it?

641
00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:55,760
You're buying into this?

642
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,006
Listen, just for kicks,

643
00:41:57,031 --> 00:41:58,321
let's entertain the possibility

644
00:41:58,346 --> 00:42:00,291
that it is a secret
Russian transmission.

645
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,911
What'd you think they were gonna
say, "Fire the warhead at noon"?

646
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,937
- Exactly.
- And my translation is correct.

647
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:06,822
I know that for sure, so...

648
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:09,109
"The silver cat feeds". Why
would anyone talk like that

649
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,353
unless they're trying to mask

650
00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:11,963
- the meaning of their message?
- Exactly.

651
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:14,197
Why would anyone mask the
true meaning of their message

652
00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:16,281
unless the message
was somehow sensitive?

653
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,577
Exactly.

654
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,830
- So I guess that confirms your suspicion.
- Evil Russians.

655
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:24,173
I can't believe I'm about to
agree with this strange child, but,

656
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,670
yeah, totally evil Russians.

657
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:26,751
So how do we crack it?

658
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:30,804
Well, I guess we translate the rest
and hopefully a pattern emerges.

659
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,511
A pattern. Right, like maybe
"silver cat" is a meeting place?

660
00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:34,642
Or a person.

661
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:35,694
Or a weapon.

662
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:38,139
It's probably gonna take a
super genius to crack it, but...

663
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:39,597
Where's Steve?

664
00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,037
Hey, Steve.

665
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,142
What are you doing?

666
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:46,648
Uh, it's a quarter. I need...
Do you have a quarter?

667
00:42:47,856 --> 00:42:50,146
- Sure you're tall enough for that ride?
- Quarter!

668
00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:55,991
You need help getting up, little Stevie?

669
00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,123
Shh!

670
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:58,909
Would you two just shut up and listen?

671
00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:04,998
Holy shit.

672
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,001
The music.

673
00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:10,707
The music!

674
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:18,014
I don't understand.

675
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,965
It's the exact same
song on the recording.

676
00:43:20,055 --> 00:43:22,555
Maybe they have horses
like this in Russia.

677
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,391
"Indiana Flyer"? I don't...

678
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,152
I don't think so.

679
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:29,397
This code, it...
didn't come from Russia.

680
00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:32,437
It came from here.

681
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:03,179
Would you like to
order your entrée, sir?

682
00:44:03,265 --> 00:44:05,305
You know what, Enzo?

683
00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:07,352
My name is not Enzo.

684
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,975
I just lost my appetite, all right?

685
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,324
So, here you go.

686
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:12,939
You can keep the change.

687
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:14,485
Sir!

688
00:44:14,568 --> 00:44:17,398
I'm afraid no alcohol is
allowed off the premises.

689
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:20,985
I can do anything I want.

690
00:44:21,408 --> 00:44:22,948
I'm the chief of police.

691
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,131
Billy, are you okay?

692
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:16,772
Don't be afraid.

693
00:46:17,441 --> 00:46:18,901
It'll be over soon.

694
00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:21,605
Just stay very still.

695
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,220
No!

