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Yo. Hey. What is so important?

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Why couldn't you tell me
whatever this is over the phone, huh?

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'Cause I wanted to see your
stupid face when I told you.

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Okay. You know that teaser
poster we released yesterday?

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Yeah. The Kool-Aid one, yeah?

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It has gotten more positive
online engagement

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than any teaser poster released by anyone
in the last five fucking years!

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It's fucking destroying.

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- Wait, are you serious right now?
- I am fucking dead serious.

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- I'm fucking dead serious, man. Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

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How is this happening?

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You know, I think it's just
the perfect storm

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of nostalgia, kitsch, irony and stupidity.

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Fucking people are just loving

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- the fucking Kool-Aid right now.
- Oh, my God.

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- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

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- Yeah! Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

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- Yeah!
- We're gonna make a billion dollars!

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We're gonna make
a fucking billion dollars!

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- Do you wanna make out right now?
- We can't do that anymore.

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- Are you sure?
- We said we wouldn't.

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- We're gonna be fucking rich!
- We're gonna make a billion dollars!

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- We're gonna be fucking rich! Yeah!
- Yeah, motherfucker!

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Okay.

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All right, on the heels
of the huge launch of our poster,

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we are gonna be all up
in Anaheim Comic-Con tomorrow

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announcing this dope cast!

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I got Nick Stoller to write a bit
for Ice Cube to come out during the panel.

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He's gonna, like, crash through the wall
as Kool-Aid, "Oh, yeah!"

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That's great. Stoller, he should
actually write a joke for me

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because I've decided
I'm personally gonna introduce

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Ice Cube as the Kool-Aid Man at Comic-Con.

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Look who's hopping on the
bandwagon now that it's got some heat.

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Well, you know,
I figured it's a, you know,

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good moment for me to show
confidence in the project.

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Also really, like, rub it in everyone's
fucking face who said this was gonna suck.

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- I mean, we got Biel, we got Duhamel…
- Yes.

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- …we got Oh, we got Cube.
- Boom.

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I mean, how could you not be
excited about this cast?

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Yeah. How could you not be excited?

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I can't believe we got Ice Cube.
He is better than Kevin Hart.

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I still think Tracy Morgan
would have been so funny.

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"Who's thirsty?

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Somebody gettin' pregnant!"
You know, it would have been great.

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Sal, can you hang back?

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- Me too?
- No, you, out.

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- What happened?
- What's up?

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Okay, so,
we are loving the enthusiasm in this room.

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I'm just having, like…
I'm starting to have like a…

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a nagging concern
that something is really fucking sus.

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- Sus? Like bad?
- Yeah.

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This isn't sus at all. This is amazing.

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- Yeah, no, there's no sus…
- Are you kidding me?

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Look, I know Josh Duhamel's
not Mr. Comedy,

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- but he is so good looking and cool.
- He's funny enough.

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Duhamel is the least of my concerns.

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What is it? Just spit it out.
What's going on here?

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Okay, I'm starting to think

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that maybe casting Ice Cube
as the Kool-Aid Man

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could potentially be problematic.

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Why? You're the one who said we
should cast Ice Cube in the first place.

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You actually said for a musician,
he's remarkably unproblematic.

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- That's true.
- Oh, God.

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- Oh, my God.
- You see it?

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- Oh, no! Oh, fuck.
- What? What do you see?

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- What am I not seeing? What is happening?
- I know.

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- Okay. Fucking…
- Okay, just…

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What Maya is saying is that perhaps
we're playing into some stereotypes

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- because there might be…
- Oh, my God.

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…a group of people who historically
enjoy Kool-Aid more than others.

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- I think that's what you were saying.
- Yeah, thank you.

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Fuck… Everyone enjoys Kool-Aid.

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I grew up drinking Kool-Aid.
Who doesn't like Kool-Aid?

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- I agree. It's fine.
- Yeah.

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- He doesn't see it, so we're…
- It's good.

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- Okay, great, great. I'll…
- Oh, no.

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- He's Black.
- Okay, you don't have to say it.

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- To say that out loud. We get it.
- Shit.

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Is this racist?
Did we do something racist?

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- Yeah, kinda.
- Okay, you guys,

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- this could be a major marketing issue.
- Oh, fuck.

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This is exactly the kind
of shit that social gets salty over.

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They're gonna tear us new assholes.

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That's gonna leave a stink on this whole,
beautiful thing.

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I always knew something
like this would happen to me.

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You know what,
I'm the whitest motherfucker in this room.

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Trust me, I will take the fall for this.

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- I'm dead.
- Are you kidding me?

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I am personally getting up in front of
thousands of people tomorrow

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and announcing this hate crime.

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Oh, God.

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Look, maybe we're just spinning out.
You know what I mean?

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Maybe it's like white guilt, you know,
and it's not a big deal.

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We should talk to Quinn.

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- Let's ask her, you know?
- Good idea.

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- She's very young and with-it…
- Yeah, she's got a cute bob.

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- She's not white.
- Don't say that. She's…

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- She's different. She's the same.
- She's not different! She's the same.

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- And I think that is so great.
- We're all the same.

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- Let's just head out.
- I think it's fucking great.

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- Knock, knock, knock. Hi.
- Hi.

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- Hey, girl.
- What's happening right now?

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Am I being fired?

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No, far from it. Yeah, you're actually of,

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very particular use at the moment.

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Great.

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- Let me just ask you.
- Yeah.

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Do you think it's weird
in any way, shape, or form

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that the Kool-Aid Man
is being voiced by a person of…

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Ice Cube?

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Why would that be weird?

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Maybe it wouldn't. There you go.

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- Thank you. Right, good. See?
- I feel a little bit better.

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Because Ice Cube's Black?

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We did not call Ice Cube Black,
just for the record.

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None of us called him Black.

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I mean, I guess I get your concern,

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but I've never really viewed
Kool-Aid as a Black person drink.

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- Okay, great.
- It's a poor person drink.

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- I don't wanna hear it.
- No.

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- Don't say that, please.
- That's a whole separate bad thing

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- you just said.
- People love Ice Cube, okay?

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- Just stick with him. It's fine.
- Okay.

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Respectfully, I don't think
Quinn is the spokesperson

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- for all peoples if you know what I mean?
- Yes, I never said I was.

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- Honey, give us a sec.
- Sal's right. Look,

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we need a much more
specific perspective on this.

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- You know what I'm saying? Who?
- Tyler.

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- My Tyler. You know, who run…
- Oh, yes, Tyler. Hard working, dedicated.

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- Very specific.
- Yes.

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He's running the photo shoot for
Ain't Yo Mama stage eight. Let's go.

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- Thank you, Quinn.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

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Hey.

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- I'm good with it.
- Oh, my God.

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Great. That's great news. Great news.

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Honestly, when you think about it, if you
didn't cast a Black man as Kool-Aid,

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- that would be more racist.
- Precisely, yes.

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That's exactly why we cast him.

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Thank you so much, Tyler.

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We so value and appreciate you.

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- Yes, thank you so much.
- No. Come here.

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I do not feel comfortable
speaking for all Black people.

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Oh, my God.

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Can't you just, like, rubber-stamp
it on their behalf for the time being?

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Anaheim Comic-Con is tomorrow, dude.

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No.

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Why don't we ask Ziwe and Lil Rel?

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Oh, yeah, great idea.
Can you ask them for us, please?

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No.

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I love Ice Cube as the Kool-Aid Man.

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- Great. Thank you.
- Dope. Dope AF.

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Okay, so, are y'all thinking Mrs. Kool
could be like Gabby Union, or…

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She is great, but no, it's not her.

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Is it Keke Palmer?

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- She slays, but no, it's not.
- Yes.

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No, it's not.

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Mrs. Kool's Black too though, right?

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Mrs. Kool is for sure a woman of color.

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- Yes.
- POC, hello. Yeah.

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Is the color Black?

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Her color is Korean.

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Is that not…

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- Is that bad?
- Well…

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Well, it's bad if you're
implying that a Black woman,

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is not good enough to be with
a successful Black man like Kool.

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No.

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Hey. No, I'm not implying that.

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I'm not. Look, I'm not implying… Look…

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Let me just make one thing clear.

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We are in no way saying
that a Black woman is not,

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good enough to be with a successful
Black man like the Kool-Aid Man.

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I think, if anything, I never viewed
the Kool-Aid Man

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as a successful Black man.
I didn't view him as a ma…

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He's a CGI glass jug
filled with red liquid.

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- He's not real, you know what I mean?
- It's all pretend.

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Sure. Look, I…

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All of that makes sense,
but really, when you think about it,

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if Kool-Aid is voiced by a Black man,
you know what that means.

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- Yes.
- That's…

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The thing is I very much
don't know what that means.

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Wake the fuck up.

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- Okay.
- Okay?

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Now I'll tell you what it means.

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It means that the Kool-Aid man
has the soul of a Black man…

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Yes.

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…and he has the soul of a Black man

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because Ice Cube
is voicing that Black man.

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So Kool-Aid is Black.

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Kool-Aid is a Black man.

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The Kool-Aid man is…

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Black.

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- I feel that. Black man, yeah.
- Yeah, that makes sense now.

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- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.

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- So, Sandra Oh is out as Mrs. Kool.
- Very informative.

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- Fucking fired. Done. Gone.
- Goddamn it.

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All right, I got it.
Are you ready for this shit?

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Here we go.

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- Regina King as Mrs. Kool.
- Okay, great.

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- I like that, yeah.
- Love her. Obsessed.

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Now… Wait, we have to recast the daughter.

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- Why?
- 'Cause she's half Asian.

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You want "who's the father"
questions coming up?

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We might as well burn
a cross at Comic-Con.

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- Why did I agree to introduce this panel?
- God, slow down, motherfucker.

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My hair.

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And booyah. Look at that.

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That feels good. That is progress,
you know what I mean?

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What?

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I mean, is it weird that all of
the live-action characters are white,

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and all of the non-white actors are CG?

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And so then, the only actual human faces
we see on camera are white faces.

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- Yes, the answer's yes.
- Right.

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That's obviously very fucking weird.

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We can't have a segregated cast.

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How did we not see this until right now?

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I think maybe because we had Sandra Oh.

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She kind of, like, offset the whole thing.

219
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do,
Josh Duhamel, he's fucking gone,

220
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and Don Cheadle,
he's the new live-action dad.

221
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Matt, the cast we had this
morning is so fine, okay?

222
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This is all making it a lot worse.

223
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Okay, we can't have Biel and Cheadle
because of the white wife thing.

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- Fuck, she's right.
- Because of what?

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Because if Don Cheadle
is married to a whitey,

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then that could be construed
as possibly problematic to Black women.

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- Do you want that? Okay.
- Okay, no.

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But you're telling me that
interracial marriage is now regressive?

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I've exclusively dated white men.
Does that make me a racist person?

230
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Honestly, it might.

231
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,220
Holy shit, I got it.

232
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,013
Lesbians.

233
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:43,435
Two white lesbians with a Asian child.
Is that anything?

234
00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:46,021
Does their gayness
mitigate their whiteness?

235
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,273
Okay, I'm sorry, I love lesbians,

236
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:51,151
but white women are the fucking worst
right now. They're so toxic.

237
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,778
Okay, you are a white woman.

238
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,405
How dare you? My dad is from Cyprus.

239
00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,575
I got it. I fucking got it.

240
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,078
We make them all Black, baby.

241
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,747
We Black Panther this shit,
you know what I mean?

242
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,831
That's unassailable.

243
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,583
- That's doing the work, you know?
- Yeah.

244
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,668
- Boom. You ready for this?
- Yeah.

245
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:08,919
Watch this. Don Cheadle as the dad.

246
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,671
- Keke Palmer as the mom.
- Love it.

247
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,507
And this will be a young Black actor TBD.

248
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,675
- Okay, I can sell it.
- Boom.

249
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,760
Great. This actually makes it
feel important almost now, you know?

250
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,053
This could be like our Hamilton.

251
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,680
Okay, wait, hold on.
Stoller's at the production office

252
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,557
with the writers right now,
and they're working on a new draft

253
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,475
- so we should probably…
- Okay, I'll give them the note myself.

254
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,477
- Right. Wow.
- Maya, you come with me.

255
00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:27,896
- Okay. Coming.
- Let's get these white losers off.

256
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,565
- Totally. Yeah.
- Bye white losers. Bye-bye.

257
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:33,652
There's a lot of enthusiasm internally
for this new version of the film.

258
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,654
Yeah, we think that
it's more of the moment…

259
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,030
- No. More fresh.
- Exactly.

260
00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:39,032
Yeah. Lots of new opportunities for comedy

261
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,909
will come from the new casting, you know?

262
00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:42,911
Totally. Super-duper fresh.

263
00:11:42,995 --> 00:11:46,081
Yeah, so, Nick, as the director
you think you can pull this off?

264
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:52,379
So, we're talking about
an almost entirely new cast?

265
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,547
- Yes.
- Yeah.

266
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,926
Which would require substantial rewrites.

267
00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,011
- Yes.
- Definitely.

268
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,847
- Yeah.
- And we're f…

269
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,974
we're five weeks out from shooting.

270
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:10,689
I mean, yeah, we could do this.

271
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,608
- Great. Perfect. Love that.
- We got this. Yeah…

272
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:13,692
You got this. Yeah.

273
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,360
- What do you guys…
- I mean, it's…

274
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:18,113
- Wow.
- …it's certainly an exciting new version

275
00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,198
of the Kool-Aid man story.

276
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,116
- Yes. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
- Great.

277
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,201
But…

278
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,954
are we 100% sure we should
be the writers on this movie now?

279
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:27,456
Why not?

280
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,957
- You guys have been rocking it.
- Yeah.

281
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,835
Because it would be way
out of our wheelhouse.

282
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,295
- Definitely.
- It's a comedy.

283
00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,340
You guys are comedy writers.
That is the definition of wheelhouse.

284
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,050
Yeah, but… We're…

285
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:41,553
We're talking about
the live-action family and…

286
00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,722
You want them to be Black.

287
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,349
We can't do that.

288
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,228
Like, then… What, we're taking jobs
from Black writers?

289
00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,313
- Like, we c… I mean, we couldn't.
- I'd hate that.

290
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:53,065
Okay, so can you help me understand this?

291
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,149
Yeah.

292
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:57,277
You can write then
for one Black person, but…

293
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,946
But now it's all Black people.

294
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,781
So in an attempt to not be racist,

295
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,825
you're limiting the amount of Black people
you're willing to write for?

296
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,411
Look, if this is the path
you guys are gonna go down…

297
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,539
I don't think we can work on this anymore.

298
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,166
Well, this is very much 100%
the path we're gonna go down.

299
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:14,002
- We vetted it with Lil Rel. Okay?
- Yeah, it's vetted.

300
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,213
- We are so sorry.
- We're sorry.

301
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,881
- Thank you. That's it.
- Wow. Thank you.

302
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,591
We believe in the project, it's…
It isn't easy.

303
00:13:19,675 --> 00:13:20,676
Thank you so much.

304
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,803
- Thank you, we'll… See you. Yes.
- Hey, best of luck on this.

305
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:23,887
Thank you.

306
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,014
- We should have lunch, guys.
- We'd love that.

307
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,766
That'd be great. Thank you. Thanks.

308
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,895
I'll rewrite the whole thing.
I don't give a shit.

309
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,814
- I'll rewrite the entire thing.
- Thank you. Thank you, Nick.

310
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,274
- I got it.
- I knew you would. Thank you, man.

311
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,817
- There he is.
- Thank God.

312
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,194
Oh, and Matt,
just one quick housekeeping thing…

313
00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:40,946
- Yeah.
- Just a little thing…

314
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:42,364
- So in order to hit the dates…
- Yeah.

315
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,448
…on our budget,

316
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,659
and given these…
The substantial changes that we just…

317
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,743
- Yeah.
- I just received,

318
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,829
- which I love and are awesome…
- Great.

319
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:54,918
I'm going to have to bring on an animation
company that is primarily artificial.

320
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,963
- Like, AI artificial?
- Yeah, artificial…

321
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,840
- Like, artificial intelligence.
- Artificial intelligence?

322
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,091
Can't you hire more human animators?

323
00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:03,177
- It's like two to three million dollars…
- That's too much. Don't do that.

324
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,179
…for each one. Yeah, but I'm talking
about the eyebrow… Little things.

325
00:14:05,262 --> 00:14:06,263
- Eyebrows.
- Eyebrows, eyeballs, like…

326
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,598
Nobody even gives a shit about that.

327
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,057
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Maybe a background.

328
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:12,561
Okay, do what you gotta do,
just, you know, keep it under wraps.

329
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,813
- Just on there. Okay. Yeah.
- Just sprinkle it on there. Not too much.

330
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,481
Yeah, I'm just worried about
not looking racist, okay?

331
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,066
Okay, I get it. Thank you.

332
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,068
- Oh, yeah.
- Thanks. Thank you. Oh, yeah!

333
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,153
Oh, yeah!

334
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,948
Donny C. in the house.
Right there. Nailed it.

335
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,491
Yeah, I think we did too.

336
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,619
- I feel really good about it.
- Don Cheadle's the man.

337
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,870
So good. Funny too.

338
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,413
I didn't know his ears were pierced.

339
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,208
I mean… Now this is racist.

340
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,168
- What? How is that possible?
- No!

341
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,586
Look at all of them. What do you mean?

342
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:38,670
Well, it's just weird.

343
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,340
Like, before we had a cast that was
all over the map, racially,

344
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,218
so having a Black Kool-Aid man
didn't seem like anything,

345
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,677
but now that they're all Black,

346
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:50,599
kinda seems like what you're saying is
that Kool-Aid is only for Black people.

347
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,228
- Fuck.
- Goddamn it, she's right.

348
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:57,773
Okay, but he has to be Black because
Kool-Aid has the soul of a Black man.

349
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:58,800
What?

350
00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,816
You weren't there.

351
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,652
And his wife has got to be Black, right?

352
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,320
I don't even wanna get
into that whole thing, okay?

353
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,322
I don't know what to do with that.

354
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:07,991
Okay, here's what we do.

355
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,744
If we don't wanna be racist
or seem racist,

356
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:15,332
we just gotta make this cast reflect
America's racial demographics,

357
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,416
you know what I mean?

358
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,002
That way, no one can possibly accuse us

359
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,797
of not being representative
of America, racially,

360
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,385
because we will mathematically
be representative of America racially.

361
00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,761
Let's do that.

362
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,601
Okay. This is what I'm…

363
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,603
- Okay, this is what I'm seeing.
- Okay.

364
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,356
Seventy-five percent
of America is all white.

365
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,734
Sixty percent white
if we exclude Hispanics.

366
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:45,904
So, that would be 3.6 white people
needed for this cast.

367
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,949
Oh, no, remember we round down
for whites, that's three.

368
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,118
Wait, we're lumping Hispanics
in with white people now?

369
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:52,828
- What the fuck is that all about?
- I…

370
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:56,248
Sometimes. When they're not,
they're 25% of the population.

371
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,501
Black people are 13%, Asians 6%,
and the rest don't matter.

372
00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,254
I mean, obvi, they matter, of course.
All lives matter.

373
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,463
- All lives matter?
- God.

374
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,174
All right, okay,
so according to this math,

375
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:07,885
we need 0.36 an Asian person
to round this out.

376
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:10,345
What the fuck is 0.36 of an Asian person…

377
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,681
Okay, round up half an Asian, Quinn. Fuck.

378
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,685
- Oh, my God.
- Israel is technically a part of Asia.

379
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,061
I would just like to say that, okay?

380
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:22,065
Holy fuck, Matt! No!
We are not going there.

381
00:16:22,149 --> 00:16:25,485
Going where? Jews are a race.
It's not my fault the Jews are a race.

382
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:26,737
- All right, here we go again.
- What?

383
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,865
It's not…
We are a race of people and a religion.

384
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:32,409
It's complicated. Do we need
Jewish representation in the film?

385
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,078
- Should we cast Josh Gad?
- No. Guys, listen, everybody focus.

386
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:38,749
We just need one real half Asian. No Jews.

387
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:41,043
Okay. How about a Hispanic?
How about a Hispanic person?

388
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,504
- Yeah. Anya Taylor-Joy. She's great.
- She's fucking whiter than me.

389
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,130
No, she's Argentinean.
She's full Argentinean.

390
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,590
- She is?
- Oh, fuck! A white Hispanic!

391
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,258
Two birds with one stone. Anya Taylor-Joy.

392
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,177
- No! That's like half of a bird.
- Anya Taylor-Joy.

393
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,261
- No stone.
- Okay.

394
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,556
Fucking how are any of these better
than a couple of lesbians?

395
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,808
Because gay has too many moving parts.

396
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,852
Yeah, gay is way too complicated.
Just stick to race, okay?

397
00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:00,562
- Thank you.
- Make it simple.

398
00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:02,314
- Here we go. Gay child.
- Everybody can switch…

399
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,398
No!

400
00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:05,733
Stop! Guys, stop.

401
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,779
This is an insane conversation
for us to be having.

402
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,199
We should not be saying any of this shit.
All right?

403
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,159
This all started this morning

404
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,828
'cause we had concerns
that it was perhaps racially insensitive

405
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,872
for Ice Cube to portray the Kool-Aid Man.

406
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,791
There is one person who could tell us
if that's the case,

407
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,794
and I'm gonna go talk to him.

408
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:45,566
Excuse me? I'm looking
for Mr. Ice Cube? Mr. Ice? Mr. Cube?

409
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,943
It's just Cube, man. He's in the booth.

410
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,987
Great. Thank you. Appreciate that.

411
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,661
Cube.

412
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,163
- What up, Matt?
- How's it going?

413
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,248
All good. What's happening, man?

414
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,376
Not too much.
Am I interrupting the flow or anything?

415
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,171
Nah, we just taking a break.
Checking out the game.

416
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,590
Great. Cool, yeah. Sports. The best.

417
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,426
So, what's up?
How's everything going with Kool-Aid?

418
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:16,054
So well, actually. Really great.

419
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:20,142
We just, we had one small concern.

420
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,436
Concern?

421
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:27,107
Concern's not even the right word.
It's more of a question.

422
00:18:27,191 --> 00:18:30,194
A question that I think
only you can answer.

423
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,322
Okay.

424
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:36,241
Okay. So, there's been some…

425
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:40,162
discussion around the office that perhaps…

426
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,413
Why are you whispering?

427
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,041
No reason.

428
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,920
There's been some discussion
around the office

429
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,173
that perhaps the Kool-Aid Man
being portrayed

430
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,717
by a certain person,

431
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:59,515
who is a certain member
of a certain African American community…

432
00:18:59,598 --> 00:19:01,642
- Just say Black.
- Great, I will.

433
00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:06,104
Black person,
a part of the Black community…

434
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:09,942
The concern is that maybe
you playing the Kool-Aid Man

435
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:12,861
might be viewed as offensive
because it plays into racist tropes.

436
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,239
Are you serious?

437
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,866
I knew when you came in here whispering

438
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,785
you was gonna be
on some passive-aggressive bullshit.

439
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,912
- No, it's not passive-aggressive. I…
- You trying to fire me?

440
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:22,996
No!

441
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,831
You think a white dude could
play Kool-Aid Man better than me?

442
00:19:24,915 --> 00:19:28,126
Not unless you feel that way. No.

443
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,628
Well, then why you trippin'?

444
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,172
Is it 'cause I got first-dollar gross?

445
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:34,758
Hey, Matt!
Don't be a cheap motherfucker, man.

446
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:36,635
No. This has nothing to do
with the money, honestly.

447
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,470
This is purely about the racist thing.

448
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,808
So there's people that's concerned,
for real?

449
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,018
That a Black man is playing Kool-Aid?

450
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:47,020
It has come up as a concern, yes.

451
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:51,817
Now that shit's offensive.

452
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,443
See? Why is that offensive?

453
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,821
The whole thing is we're trying not
to be offensive.

454
00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:59,575
It's offensive because
some asshole studio exec

455
00:19:59,658 --> 00:20:04,538
think that I'm not sophisticated enough
to understand that playing Kool-Aid

456
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:08,834
could possibly be a trope
and people could see it as a stereotype.

457
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,335
For the record, I do not think that.

458
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:13,922
But yes, some stupid studio executives
have brought that up.

459
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,466
Well, tell that motherfucker this,
all right?

460
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,969
- The Kool-Aid Man is Black.
- Okay.

461
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:21,847
- He ain't white. He ain't no Mexican.
- Right.

462
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,392
He Black. I'm the motherfucking
Kool-Aid Man. All right?

463
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,853
- Yes.
- And if you get anybody else to play him,

464
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,898
now that shit's offensive.
And they're gonna be coming for your neck.

465
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:35,319
That is not gonna happen 'cause
you're the motherfucking Kool-Aid Man.

466
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,612
That's right.

467
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:38,155
- Love it. We're on the same page.
- Hey.

468
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,781
- Thank you.
- That's why you're my nigga, Matt.

469
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:41,366
And you're mine. Yes.

470
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,243
Hey. Don't come down here
with no bullshit like that anymore.

471
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,745
- Never will again.
- All right.

472
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:47,497
So glad we worked this out.
I'll see you in Anaheim.

473
00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,249
- See you in Anaheim.
- We're so psyched.

474
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,792
- Yay, yay.
- Yay, yay.

475
00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:55,714
Thank you.

476
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:58,175
Thank you. Hello, Anaheim Comic-Con.

477
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:01,512
Thank you for this warm welcome.

478
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,847
Well, Hollywood is abuzz
with one question.

479
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:08,685
Who is the star of Kool-Aid: The Movie?
Well, here with an exciting announcement

480
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:12,105
is the head of Continental Studios,
Matt Remick.

481
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:15,817
Thank you, Nick.

482
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:17,236
Thank you, everybody.

483
00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:23,367
I am thrilled and honored to announce
that the Kool-Aid Man will be voiced

484
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:29,831
by none other than
the incomparable Ice Cube!

485
00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:32,709
Oh, yeah, baby!

486
00:21:34,753 --> 00:21:38,006
- Thank you.
- Yeah!

487
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,383
Oh, yay, yay!

488
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,467
Yay, yay.

489
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,679
And we have time to answer a
few questions from the audience,

490
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,722
if anyone has anything they'd like to ask?

491
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:46,890
I have a question.

492
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:48,600
Yes. The Homelander there.

493
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:55,107
I just saw on Reddit that you're using AI
to replace human animators. Is that true?

494
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,070
Well, is it?

495
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:04,783
I actually think our director,
Nick Stoller, can speak to that.

496
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:06,451
Nick, why don't you come back out here?

497
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:07,536
Come down, Nick.

498
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,538
- Hey!
- Fuck you, Stoller.

499
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:10,622
Fucking hack.

500
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,875
Uh-huh. I'd rather talk about
our amazing cast.

501
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:15,294
As an animator, this is pure evil.

502
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:18,088
Do you have any questions
for Ice Cube you'd like to ask?

503
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:22,050
You're taking jobs away from artists,
real human artists.

504
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:24,636
You are everything that's wrong
with Hollywood.

505
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,971
Yeah!

506
00:22:27,973 --> 00:22:31,894
- Yeah, man. She right. AI is bullshit.
- Yeah!

507
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:36,982
Fuck AI! Fuck AI! Fuck AI!

508
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,569
Fuck AI! Fuck AI! Fuck AI!

509
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,948
Bullshit. Can't believe y'all got me
part of this bullshit.

510
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:47,951
- Crushed it.
- Don't touch me, motherfucker.

511
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:50,787
Thank God they didn't mention race.

512
00:22:50,871 --> 00:22:52,623
No shit. We dodged them bullets.

