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So if you win, you'll thank me?

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No, see, I'm not personally nominated,
so I don't get to go on stage.

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Studio executives
can't be personally nominated.

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A movie I green-lit is nominated.

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Wait, you don't get to give a speech?

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- You don't win a trophy?
- No. No.

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Matty, I told a whole roomful of people
here you're gonna win a Golden Globe.

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The Leventhals drove
from Syosset to watch with me.

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Well, you tell the Leventhals that
if the movie Zoë Kravitz directed

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wins best musical or comedy,
like it's supposed to,

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she will thank me in her speech
in front of millions of people.

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Everybody will hear her say my name.

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Matthew, if it's Zoë's movie,

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why did you tell me your movie
was nominated?

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No, see, I essentially did make the movie.
I'm a part of the filmmaking team.

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You know, it wouldn't have happened
without me. But the whole thing is,

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nobody knows I had anything to do with it

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until Zoë Kravitz thanks me
in her acceptance speech.

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Well, she had better thank you
with all you've sacrificed for this job.

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- No wife, no kids.
- By choice, Mom.

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Just run up on stage
with the rest of them?

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Give your mother a little wave, huh?

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- Okay, I gotta go. I love you. Bye!
- Bye, honey.

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Hey, Matt.

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- Hey.
- Hey, Matt.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Charli, look this way, please.

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Charli, looking great.

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Charli. Charli D'Amelio, over here.
Look this way.

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- Excuse me, you're in my shot.
- Oh, shit.

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Hi, guys! We are at the Golden Globes.
And look who's behind me. Zoë Kravitz.

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- And she looks so good. I'm obsessed…
- I'm here with Zoë Kravitz.

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- Zoë, this is so exciting!
- Hey. How's it going?

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How does it feel to be nominated
for best comedy or musical?

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I am absolutely thrilled that the Globes
have recognized our film Open.

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And at the same time,
it feels a little weird to be

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pitted in competition
against other artists, you know?

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Like there can really be a winner.
Because I feel like anytime anyone

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in this industry gets to do something
they really care about,

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you know, that's the real win. So…

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That's winning, for sure.

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Amazing to see you. And we're here at
the Globes, who are you excited to meet?

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- Matty!
- Patty! Hey!

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- Matty, it's all happening.
- I know. Isn't this exciting?

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- It's so cool.
- No, I mean it's really happening.

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- I know, it's really exciting. Oh, yeah.
- I've always loved the Globes but…

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You know, especially when I was boozing.
But being here as a nominee…

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- …it's on a whole other level.

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- You win, we all win, you know?
- Yeah.

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Well, yeah,
except as a producer I can actually win.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I can go up on stage,

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take home a statue
and become Hollywood immortal.

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And my legacy would be forever enshrined.

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Yeah. It'll be really cool.

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Who are all these people?
I don't recognize any of them.

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They're influencers.
Most of them don't even go inside.

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They just make their red carpet TikToks
and leave.

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Jesus.

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What the fuck is happening to this town?

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I remember when the red carpet

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for the Golden Globes
actually stood for something.

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Well, yeah, but if you don't get these
phone-toting fetuses

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to focus on something
longer than 15 seconds,

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all of this is
going the way of DEI departments.

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- That'd be a shame.
- Hi!

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We Globezing.

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We Globezing, yo!

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What's up? Good to see you, man.

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- You look beautiful.
- Look at you. You!

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- I'm at table 172. Where are you guys?
- Four.

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- Four?
- Yeah.

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How am I 168 tables away from you?
Oh, my God, am I with TV people?

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- Yeesh. Sorry about that.
- Poor thing.

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- Hey, Patty.
- It's Stallone. Hey!

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I have to talk to him. I don't want to,
but he still has my horse.

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- Sly, where's my Buttercup?
- Holy shit! Watch this.

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Adam motherfucking Scott!

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Sal? Holy shit, man. How you doing?

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- It's been so fucking long!
- I know.

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- Hey, what's up, Matt?
- What's up, dude?

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Listen, like, 20 years ago,
when I first got out here,

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I crashed on Sal's couch
for, like, six months.

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- I didn't know that.
- Yes!

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Fucking guy's socks smelled like
a Coachella port-a-potty.

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- True.
- Now his dick does.

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Very true.

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- Hey, what table are you at?
- Three.

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- Three? Three?
- Yeah.

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- Matt Remick.
- Mitch! Good to see you.

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- Zoë loved making Open at Continental.
- We loved having her.

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- She had such a blast.
- Yeah. That's good.

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- Then why don't you…
- Can we make Blackwing there?

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Yeah. Tell her to
close the fucking deal already.

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- Then stop fucking us on the front pay.
- I'm not fucking you on anything, dude.

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This will pay her more money
than she's ever made for any movie

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in her whole career, okay?

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Zoë as a vampire assassin

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in a black bodysuit holding a red Glock
dipped in holy water is cash money, bitch.

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Hey, why you gotta Jew me like this?

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Look, I know we're both Jewish.
I don't love the Jew jokes.

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- Jew love it.
- I don't…

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No, seriously,
let's close this fucker, man.

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She's on the fence.
If you just sweeten it a little bit.

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Please take your seats.
The show is about to begin.

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Best and final offer.
Take it or leave it, all right?

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- I know you're bluffing.
- Okay. Yeah.

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- You're bluffing, right?
- Well, get back to me, okay?

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Hey! Look at you!

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Thank you so much. Don't mind if I do.

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Thank you.
This is such an incredible honor.

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It's not an Oscar,
but it's still pretty cool.

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When we were pitching Deafening Silence,

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our reps told us
no one is buying limited series.

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But now,
we have Golden Globes and they're fired.

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Thank you so, so much
to our incredible cast and crew.

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And, of course, I want to say thank you
to the person without whom

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I couldn't have done any of this.

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My rock, my everything,
my partner through it all,

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the love of my life: Ted Sarandos.

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Thank you. I love you.

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Ted, you're the best studio head ever.

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Yes, we are married,
but we're in an open relationship.

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But just with Ted.

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Let's just say
he didn't get rid of all backend.

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But all disgusting jokes
about my boss aside,

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thank you so much to you, Ted,
and to everyone at Netflix

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for letting us make
this incredibly important show. Thank you!

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Give it up for them.
Such an important show.

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And everyone here
makes such important work.

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I love it, and it's why I get nervous,
you know? It's such a tense time.

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I hope we get to keep doing it.
And I don't know about you guys,

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but I'm starting to feel like
I have to go to the movies.

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Like, if I don't buy a ticket,
the whole thing's gonna fall apart.

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Like,
every trailer feels like a Kickstarter.

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Especially the expensive movies,
like Avatar.

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That's like a GoFundMe
for all of Hollywood.

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If Avatar doesn't work,
none of us will ever work again.

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I don't care if you don't like it.
It cost $300 million. They need us.

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And don't buy a ticket
'cause you love Avatar 3,

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buy one 'cause you fucking love movies!

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All right, we'll be right back.

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That was great. He's so funny.

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It's an honor to be at the table
with you guys. And, Zoë, this…

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It's so well-deserved, you know?

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- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, it's fun.

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It's so weird to judge art, though.

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Don't you think?
The whole thing's so silly.

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- Yeah, it's true. Yeah.
- What a thought! Wow.

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Yeah, I just try to have a good time
with these things, you know?

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And just be in the moment.

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But I have a good feeling about tonight.

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You have salad? They're not feeding us
back there. It's fucking crazy.

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- Sal! Dude! We did it, Joe!
- We did it, Joe! Oh, my God.

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- I'm having a crouton.
- Should we take a team photo?

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Oh, yes! Yes! Come here.

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Patty, get over here, you fucking icon.

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- Yeah. Come here, boss.
- I will, ZoZo.

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- That's the boss lady right here.
- All right.

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- Actually, Matt…
- Yeah. Where do you want me?

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Maybe just there so you're not too close.

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- 'Cause it's… Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
- Yeah, take the photo. Yeah.

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Obviously. Of course.

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- All right. Everyone get in there.
- Thank you.

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- One, two, three… Team Open!
- Team Open!

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Yeah.

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Let's get one with Matt holding the camera
kinda vertical,

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- 'cause it's better for social.
- Yeah, okay.

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- Love you!
- Team Open!

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- I love you guys!
- There you go.

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- Let's take a look.
- It's great. Really good.

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Thank you.

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Come on.

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Hi, Mom.

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Is JLaw there? Because, if so,
maybe you could…

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Jennifer Lawrence is here,
and I will not tell her

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to get a shoulder-length haircut. Okay?

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I'll talk to you soon. I love you.
Goodbye.

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- Hey, Matt. You okay?
- Yeah, I'm great.

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You sure?

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Is it just me,
or does Zoë Kravitz not like me very much?

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I knew it. Grow up, Matty.

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Mitch Weitz told me she liked you enough
to bring you Blackwing.

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Yeah. I mean, maybe I'm blowing it
out of proportion in my head.

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It just seems like she doesn't, like,
consider me a part of the filmmaking team.

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And now I'm worried that if she wins,
she's not gonna thank me in her speech,

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but maybe that doesn't even matter. Right?

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Oh, no, that's everything.

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- Everything?
- It…

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It's the most unsatisfying thing
about being an executive.

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- Your name is nowhere on the film. Right?
- Exactly! Yes, yes!

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And without a thank-you,
you basically do not exist.

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- Exactly! Yes!
- Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God, when I wasn't thanked,
I would sob the entire limo ride home.

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But now, I'm a nominee.

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Must be
one of the perks of getting canned.

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Okay. Look, if you guys win tonight,
will you thank me in your speech?

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Oh, Matty, I would, of course.
But, no, we all agreed that

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Zoë would be the one to speak.

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Will you ask Zoë to thank me
in her speech?

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Yeah, I… You're not kidding.

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No, I'm not kidd… Look, I'll just ask her
to thank me myself, all right?

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- No, you will not!
- Why? Why not?

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No, you never… You do not ask talent
to thank you. That is so pathetic.

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Isn't it more pathetic to want something
and be too afraid to ask for it?

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Not in this case. Not unless you want her
to know you're disturbingly needy.

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I am not needy.
I just need to be thanked tonight.

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What if this is my only chance

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to be thanked in a Golden Globes speech
for the rest of my life?

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Matty, I love you, but I have to go vomit.

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What? Are you okay?

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Yeah, I'm great. I'm great.
But, it's just…

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whenever I get even close
to realizing a dream…

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I blow chunks.

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From The Boys,
please welcome Erin Moriarty

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and Antony Starr.

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- How's it going?
- Yeah, great.

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Looking forward to a fun night of
watching people blow Ted Sarandos, right?

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Yeah. At least you're not at a table
with a bunch of Dutch incels

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who made some horror show
I've never heard of.

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I'm sitting next to a guy named Joop
who will not speak to me.

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Fucking dick.

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So however bad your night's going,
mine's fucking worse.

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Wait. Why are you staring at me?

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Dude, is this really
a thing you're doing now?

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Is what a thing?

226
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,010
I mean… You're wearing a cape.

227
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,763
Well, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

228
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,933
Of course I am. It's a formal event.
Formal cape.

229
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,936
Okay. Seriously, Mr. Homelander? I mean…

230
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:46,522
Seriously. I've been a cape guy
my entire life.

231
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:50,025
I'm not gonna stop now.
Where I come from, it's very common.

232
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:53,612
Oh, my God. Your homeland is New Zealand,
not Transylvania.

233
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,281
Okay. Okay. Relax.

234
00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:02,538
And the winner for Best Supporting Actor
in a Miniseries or Television Film…

235
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:04,039
Oh, my…

236
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:08,126
- A superhero of acting. Adam Scott!
- Adam Scott!

237
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,673
That's you.

238
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:13,841
What?

239
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,761
- Oh, my God.
- Get up there!

240
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:21,557
He used to crash on my couch,
like, 20 years ago.

241
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,809
He used to crash on my couch, like,
in 2000.

242
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:32,651
Oh, my God. This is… Wow!
This is unexpected.

243
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:36,238
I literally do not have a speech prepared,

244
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:40,158
so I guess I will just thank Ethan
and Giancarlo, my costars.

245
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,661
Steven Soderbergh,
our director, of course.

246
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,747
My agents. My wife and kids.

247
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:49,209
Everybody at Netflix. All the people…
Ted Sarandos.

248
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,003
Ted, I love you.

249
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:55,090
You know what? On my way in here,
I ran into an old buddy of mine.

250
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:59,428
The dude whose couch I slept on
when I first came out here.

251
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:04,933
So if I'm thanking people,
I think I should thank Sal Saperstein.

252
00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,143
Come on, man!

253
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,647
- Dude, look what happened.
- Thank you.

254
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,608
- What are you doing?
- I don't know.

255
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,612
- Sal Saperstein!
- Thank you. Thank you.

256
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,072
What was that?

257
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,616
Wow. Congratulations.

258
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:24,077
And I think I speak
for most of America when I say,

259
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,121
"Who the hell is Sal Saperstein?"

260
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,581
Yeah, that's me right here!

261
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,707
All right, sir.

262
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:33,170
You might be the most enthusiastic
seat filler in Globes history.

263
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,172
Give it up for him. All right,
we'll be right back.

264
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,256
Thank you.

265
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,968
Sal! That was fucking hilarious!

266
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:43,055
- Dude, that was insane, right?
- What just happened?

267
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,390
I'm going fucking crazy.
My phone is exploding.

268
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,477
- Yo, yo, yo. I'm a meme, Matt.
- Oh, my God. You're so famous.

269
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,729
- Wow. Congrats. Amazing.
- I'm a fucking meme, baby!

270
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:53,732
I feel like I'm on cocaine,
so I'm gonna go do a little bit of cocaine

271
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,734
and see what happens.
This is the best night of my life.

272
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,570
- I fucking love both of you.
- Love you so much!

273
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,823
- That was wild.
- So funny.

274
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,075
That was so crazy.

275
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:08,497
- So, Zoë, where do you even start…
- Yeah.

276
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,165
…with writing these
acceptance speeches, huh?

277
00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:12,251
Like, how do you decide
who you're gonna thank, you know?

278
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,169
You know, I haven't really thought
about it.

279
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,712
I mean, I don't think we're gonna win, so…

280
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,423
No, I think you really do have
a good shot of winning, actually.

281
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,843
I don't think so, but it's an honor
to be nominated, you know?

282
00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,762
Yeah. But do you do like, you know,
something funny, like a shtick?

283
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,430
Or do you do a heartfelt speech

284
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,349
acknowledging everyone
who helped bring the film to life?

285
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,685
I really haven't thought about it,
because we're not gonna win.

286
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,563
But I guess, if I won,
which I'm not going to…

287
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,524
I would just, you know,
thank the Hollywood Foreign Press

288
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,610
and the other nominees
and, you know, Team Open.

289
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:41,989
- Yeah. Team Open. Right.
- So smart, Zoë. Yeah, play it cool.

290
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,032
- You don't wanna go full Benigni.
- Right?

291
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,869
No, but also, a lot of people
worked hard to bring the film to life,

292
00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:48,203
and you don't want to forget anyone.

293
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:49,538
Hey, you haven't met Sly Stallone,

294
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,622
- have you?
- No!

295
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:53,500
- He's a bucket list selfie, so come on.
- You've been telling me about him.

296
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:56,587
An icon introducing me to another icon!

297
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,969
And the Globe goes to…

298
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,971
Thanks. Thank you. Thank you.

299
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,390
…Quinta Brunson for Intended Consequences!

300
00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,438
- Hey.
- Hey, man.

301
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,981
- Congrats, dude.
- Thank you.

302
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,567
That was such a funny bit,
how you thanked Sal like that.

303
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,860
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was like

304
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,486
a spur-of-the-moment kind of thing,
you know?

305
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,739
That's funny. It's like,
some people wait their whole careers

306
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,658
to get thanked in a Globes speech.
I wonder how they feel, huh?

307
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:29,161
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
I don't think anyone's paying attention

308
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:30,454
to any of this shit, you know?

309
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,456
- Totally, right? Who cares?
- Yeah.

310
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:37,503
Oh, my God! Okay.
Thank you so much for this.

311
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,339
Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press.

312
00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:45,010
It was just such an honor to be directed
by the amazing Alexander Payne,

313
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:50,432
and I also have to thank Donna Langley
at Universal and everyone at Universal.

314
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:54,937
Our incredible producers
and our incredible cast and crew.

315
00:14:56,855 --> 00:15:00,776
And you know what? Look, I've never met
him but he seems like such a fun dude,

316
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:03,737
and if Adam Scott likes him,
now how bad can he be?

317
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,281
Sal Saperstein,
I want to say thank you to you too!

318
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,786
Oh, there he is. Thanks, Sal!

319
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:15,832
Oh, yeah! It's me! It's me!
Yes! Yes, right there.

320
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:19,253
Oh, my God! Sal Saperstein?

321
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,964
What?

322
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:24,466
And now, for fans of schadenfreude,

323
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:27,219
this is the part of the night
you've been waiting for.

324
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,221
A look at all the people
we've lost this year.

325
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,015
Please hold your applause till the end.
It's what they would have wanted.

326
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,604
- A callback. How fun is that?
- Yeah.

327
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,361
- Thank you. Hey.
- Hey, Gabby.

328
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,696
- How's it going?
- Good, yeah.

329
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,447
I mean, it's the craziest night
to be a publicist…

330
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,699
- Yeah. Yeah.
- …but I feel good.

331
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,909
- I feel like our girl could get this one.
- Yeah. Really. Yeah.

332
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,495
- It feels like a good vibe, huh? Yeah.
- I know. Fingers crossed. Okay.

333
00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:58,584
Hey, yo. So, did Zoë run
her acceptance speech past you?

334
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,085
- Of course. Yeah.
- Yeah.

335
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,796
She sent it to me this morning and we
put it in the prompter, in case she wins.

336
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,091
Yeah. So, do you happen
to remember who she…

337
00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:09,052
- who she thanks in her speech?
- I think so, yeah.

338
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,347
Uh-huh. Okay, look, I'm just gonna ask.

339
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,684
Am I one of the people
she's gonna thank if she wins tonight?

340
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,772
I don't think I remember
'cause the speech is so long.

341
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,983
Is my name in the speech? Just tell me.
Am I in the speech?

342
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,196
Not in the draft we loaded into
the prompter, no.

343
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,072
Watch the show and have fun.

344
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,450
And a very special thanks to Ted Sarandos
at Netflix. Thank you so, so much.

345
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,328
Yeah, of course.
Ted Sarandos. That fucking guy.

346
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,289
Thank you so much.

347
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,128
And I suppose thanking Sal Saperstein has…

348
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,383
become a bit like rubbing
a Buddha statue's belly for luck.

349
00:16:48,467 --> 00:16:52,137
Except that in this case you've already
won, so it really doesn't make any sense.

350
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,849
Yet nothing in this business
really makes sense, does it?

351
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:59,686
So… thank you, Sal Saperstein!

352
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,230
What is happening?

353
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,608
Thank you, Jean Smart.
Thank you, Jean Smart.

354
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:10,405
It's me! It's me. Right there.

355
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,077
All right, all right, all right.

356
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,127
- Hey, dude. How's it going, bro?
- It's okay.

357
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:28,715
So, Zoë Kravitz is afraid she forgot
someone's name from her acceptance speech.

358
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,968
I just wanna make sure it's in there,
in case she wins.

359
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,928
Yeah, the speeches,
they're already proofed and loaded,

360
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,513
so I can't really change them
at this point.

361
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,348
You could change it. You got
the keyboard there. Just type it in.

362
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,600
Yeah, I have a keyboard but I need
permission to change it from Zoë

363
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,060
or her publicist. That's the protocol.

364
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,104
Yeah. They're both tied up
out there right now,

365
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,439
but they asked me to come back here
and just get it done, so…

366
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:45,816
Yeah, right. And who are you?

367
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,486
- I… I work at…
- Have a seat.

368
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:52,030
…Continental Pictures.
They made Zoë's film.

369
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,949
So anyway, Matt Remick is the name.

370
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,201
He's the head of Continental Studios,
and Zoë's…

371
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,287
She's worried she forgot
his name from her speech.

372
00:17:58,370 --> 00:17:59,830
She'd be devastated
if she didn't thank him, so…

373
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,290
- Hey.
- Hey.

374
00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:02,749
What are you doing here?

375
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,585
I… What are you doing here?

376
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,295
I just saw you at the table.

377
00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:09,381
Yeah, I'm also presenting. I just wanted
to double check my lines.

378
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:12,301
Yeah, Miss Kravitz, did you ask this man
to change your acceptance speech?

379
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,677
I'm sorry, Matt… What?

380
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,761
You're Matt?

381
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:17,222
He asked me to put his name, Matt,
in your speech.

382
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:19,057
- I…
- What is going on?

383
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:20,809
I was joking.

384
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,311
He wasn't joking.

385
00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:23,979
Would you sh…

386
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,315
Look, let me just explain this
to you real fast, okay?

387
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:27,399
Yeah, please do.

388
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,151
It's actually very simple. I just…

389
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:32,279
I just didn't want you to forget
to thank me in your speech.

390
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,323
And you thought I'd say
whatever's on the teleprompter,

391
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:35,866
like I'm fucking Ron Burgundy?

392
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,035
That was the hope.

393
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:42,289
I'm very proud of this movie,

394
00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:44,833
and I didn't write it or direct it,
and the only way anyone will know

395
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,336
that I contributed anything to it
is if you thank me in your speech.

396
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,421
And honestly, I figured
you wouldn't give a shit.

397
00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,673
You don't seem to give a shit
about this award stuff at all, you know?

398
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:57,054
All right. Let's get one thing straight.
I give a shit. I give a ginormous shit.

399
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,722
But you keep saying how silly it is.

400
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,141
I'm pretending! I'm already rich.
I'm already famous.

401
00:19:01,225 --> 00:19:03,435
Winning awards is like
the only thing that's left.

402
00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:05,604
Okay, great! Well, then
you understand how important it is.

403
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,231
You see why I wanna be thanked, so I…

404
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:09,191
Yes, I do. But you're not
a part of my plan.

405
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:11,443
I have this figured out to the T,
and I'm not getting played off.

406
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,569
That shit's embarrassing.

407
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:15,155
But I thought you didn't think
you were even gonna win this thing.

408
00:19:15,239 --> 00:19:16,323
I'm gonna win.

409
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:19,576
I have gone to every luncheon
and bruncheon that those

410
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,662
Hollywood Foreign fucks have thrown.

411
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:25,249
I have put in the work,
and I am winning this shit.

412
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,209
It's three words. "Thanks, Matt Remick."

413
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,086
That's all I want you to put in there,
you know?

414
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,798
You don't understand. I have practiced
this in the mirror a million times.

415
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,925
I can't change it now. It's perfect.

416
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,928
I start genuinely shocked,
then get very humble,

417
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,430
become overwhelmed
with gratitude and start crying.

418
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:45,143
Then I compose myself, give a big thanks
to Team Open, and that's it.

419
00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,480
This movie would not exist
if it wasn't for me. I green-lit it.

420
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,899
You and me, we are Team Open, you know?

421
00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,235
- You can't possibly believe that.
- I do!

422
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,153
Oh, my God. That is so fucking sad.

423
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,030
Dude, shut the fuck up, man.

424
00:19:57,114 --> 00:20:00,784
I'm out here trying to show
Christopher Nolan that I have range,

425
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,536
and all I can hear is you whining.

426
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,830
We're so sorry, Ramy,
and you are killing it tonight.

427
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,916
Zoë, I was not yelling at you. I was
yelling at whoever the fuck this guy is.

428
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,459
I love you and I love your movie.

429
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,378
It's really good.
It's not just diversity good.

430
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,005
- You're gonna win.
- Oh, my God. I love you so much.

431
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,882
We're not gonna win, but I love you.

432
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:19,469
Zoë, I'm begging you here.
My mother is watching.

433
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:22,806
I have to go rehearse my bit.

434
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:38,697
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

435
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:42,367
Oh, God, no. Fuck!

436
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:48,415
Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Oh, no.

437
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,541
Matt!

438
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,668
Yeah. I've got eyes on him.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell him right now.

439
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:52,753
Yo, what's up?

440
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,922
That was Zoë. She's gonna
back out of the Blackwing deal.

441
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,882
Are you ser… She told you that
right now? Are you ser…

442
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,426
Yeah, she just called me, and she said
that you tried to put your name

443
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,011
- in her acceptance speech?
- Oh, fuck.

444
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,554
Have you lost your fucking mind?

445
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:04,389
She is livid, okay?

446
00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:08,810
So forget about thanking you,
she will never work with Jew again.

447
00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:10,729
Now's not the time
for these fucking jokes, okay?

448
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,314
I'm not joking.
Do I look like I'm kidding?

449
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,982
We need to make Blackwing, okay?
It's a priority.

450
00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,859
- Yeah, I understand that.
- You gotta smooth things over!

451
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:16,944
Me? What the fuck am I…

452
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,363
Yes! First dollar gross.
We will give her first dollar gross.

453
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,447
- Really?
- Yes.

454
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:24,284
Well, now you're talking
like a rational Jew-man being.

455
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,206
When young writers ask me for advice

456
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,708
on how to succeed
in the entertainment business,

457
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:35,379
I tell them three things:
First, shorter is better.

458
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:39,216
Second, faster is better.
Third, don't take anybody's advice.

459
00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:44,805
When I look back on my career,
there are far too many people to thank

460
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:47,933
for one speech, so I'll whittle it down.

461
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:51,895
Thank you, Sal Saperstein.

462
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,612
Yeah, come on.

463
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:05,701
- Yes! Yes! This guy.
- You can't handle the Sap.

464
00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,327
This guy right here.

465
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:14,626
- That's me. That's me. That's me.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

466
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,046
Yeah!

467
00:22:18,130 --> 00:22:20,424
- I love you, Aaron Sorkin.
- Yes!

468
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,134
- You can't handle the Sap.
- Yes!

469
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:24,845
Sal Saperstein!

470
00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:33,145
- Hey, Ted.
- Hey, Matt.

471
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,982
I gotta ask you, man,
how do you get all these stars

472
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:38,442
to thank you in their speeches?

473
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,152
You showing up on set every day,

474
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:42,946
you giving them fucking fruit baskets,
or something?

475
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:44,489
No, it's contractual.

476
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:47,367
No, I force them to.
They literally have to thank me.

477
00:22:48,327 --> 00:22:49,453
- Really?
- Yeah.

478
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,872
Yeah, I'm not gonna leave something
that important to chance.

479
00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,875
Yeah, no. Wow, that's genius, man.

480
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,335
I gotta do that from now on.

481
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,503
Yeah. Yeah, right?

482
00:22:57,586 --> 00:23:00,088
I mean, otherwise, why in the world
would they possibly thank us?

483
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,049
We're bean counters, they're artists.

484
00:23:02,674 --> 00:23:04,384
Yeah, I mean, I go… I mean…

485
00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:07,387
- I am an artist, so…
- That's hilarious.

486
00:23:07,471 --> 00:23:11,099
No, I mean, I am. I mean, we're…
we are both artists, Ted.

487
00:23:11,183 --> 00:23:13,018
I am not a fucking artist.

488
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,394
Well, I am a fucking artist.

489
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:18,190
Well, even if you're crazy enough
to really believe that,

490
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,359
don't say it out loud in front of
the real artists.

491
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,070
I think your category's next.

492
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,696
Shit.

493
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,368
What a dumb-ass.

494
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,371
You know the worst part of awards season

495
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:36,708
is all the constant pandering
for attention.

496
00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:41,088
Isn't that right, Basha?
Don't we hate the pandering-wandering?

497
00:23:42,089 --> 00:23:45,300
Yeah, the dog sitter flaked
and Basha hates to be alone.

498
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:48,720
But I swear, the turd in the greenroom
was not his.

499
00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:51,682
It was Dame Judi Dench,
but, Judi, I picked it up for you.

500
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:53,016
I love you.

501
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:56,603
Here to present the award for
Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy,

502
00:23:56,687 --> 00:24:00,440
is a man who has done neither.
Zack Snyder, everybody.

503
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,115
Thank you.

504
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,909
Now, for any of you who felt like
the show's gone by too fast

505
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:15,622
or felt it's not nearly long enough,
don't worry, I'll be releasing a six-hour,

506
00:24:15,706 --> 00:24:20,127
black-and-white, 4:3 version
of the show, Snyder Cut style,

507
00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:24,506
on digital download and Blu-ray,
29.99, so look for that.

508
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:27,009
It'll be well worth it.

509
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,845
All right, let's get to it, shall we?

510
00:24:29,928 --> 00:24:34,016
The nominees for Best Motion Picture,
Musical or Comedy,

511
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:36,435
Dogs Are People Too…

512
00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,565
Intended Consequences,

513
00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,569
Whip-Smart, Open…

514
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:46,653
Yeah.

515
00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:49,031
…and finally, Day Lilies.

516
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:52,534
The Golden Globe goes to…

517
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,581
Sal Saperstein. No! Open!

518
00:24:57,664 --> 00:25:01,251
- Open! Open! Yeah! Yeah!
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

519
00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:05,464
Yeah! Yeah, we did it. Yeah, yeah.

520
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:11,011
- Patty! Congrats. You won.
- Oh, my God.

521
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:15,724
I'm an award winner. We did it. We did.

522
00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:18,101
I did it. It's happening.

523
00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:20,103
- Amazing. Amazing.
- Thank you.

524
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:22,940
Oh, my God.

525
00:25:27,277 --> 00:25:29,696
Wow. Wow.

526
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:34,743
I was not expecting this.
I know people say that,

527
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:37,996
but I really, really wasn't. Wow.

528
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:43,377
I really can't even believe
that I'm even in the conversation

529
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,213
with visionaries like Alexander Payne

530
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:49,633
and his masterful storytelling
in Day Lilies,

531
00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:55,097
or Jonathan Levine and his hilarious
and heartfelt Dogs Are People Too.

532
00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:59,476
It is so silly the way they pit us
against each other like this…

533
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,561
Yes.

534
00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:04,481
…and so I accept this award
on behalf of all of us.

535
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:10,529
And… Sorry.

536
00:26:11,697 --> 00:26:16,368
I am so… I am so grateful
that I get to do this for a living.

537
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:22,916
To make art and to tell stories
from the heart is a privilege

538
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,501
and one I don't take lightly.

539
00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:32,843
Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Thank you to my amazing cast and crew.

540
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:39,683
And yes, thank you, Sal Saperstein,
who actually did work on my movie!

541
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:46,899
And my rock of a producer, my mentor,
my bestie, Patty Leigh.

542
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:47,983
Oh, Zo.

543
00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,861
I love you. I…

544
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,826
And there is one more person
I would like to thank.

545
00:26:57,910 --> 00:27:00,078
- Don't play me off.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

546
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:03,165
He believed in the movie from day one.

547
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,501
Without him, the film would not
have been made,

548
00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,920
so I wanna take this opportunity

549
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:11,298
to say thank you so much,

550
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,925
Matt Remick.

551
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:32,861
All right. Yes, yes, Zoë's here.

552
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:38,033
So, how did the speech play?

553
00:27:38,116 --> 00:27:41,453
Because I really didn't think I was gonna
win, so I was up there, like, rambling.

554
00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:43,956
- I don't even know what I was saying.
- People were spellbound.

555
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,749
- Really?
- Yes. It was so authentic

556
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,585
and endearing. And magnetic.

557
00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:50,629
- Thank you. I love you.
- Hey.

558
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:53,006
- She didn't say your name.
- I know. I know.

559
00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:56,260
We even had subtitles on for
Alan Freedland, who's deaf as a post now.

560
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:57,928
Nothing! What happened?

561
00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:02,641
I don't know what to tell you, Mom.
I'm sorry. It's a complicated situation.

562
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,686
I'll tell you about it later, okay?
I gotta go.

563
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,938
- Okay, but call me back.
- I love you. Bye.

564
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,774
- What's up, motherfucker?
- We won!

565
00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:13,569
- We fucking did it!
- We did it!

566
00:28:13,652 --> 00:28:16,405
And guess what the headline
of the night, The Ankler, said.

567
00:28:16,488 --> 00:28:20,784
"The MVP of the evening is Continental
VP of production, Sal fucking Saperstein."

568
00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:22,661
Oh, my fucking God.

569
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,956
All this just for letting Adam Scott
crash on your skid-marked couch.

570
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,458
- You have officially won Hollywood.
- I love you.

571
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:32,963
- Sap! Dude, look what we did! No way!
- No! Dude! Dude! Come on.

572
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:36,091
- Yeah!
- We fucking did it!

573
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,510
Hey, listen. Jimmy Kimmel
rented out The Penthouse.

574
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:40,637
It's gonna be the best after-party ever.
You wanna go?

575
00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,806
- I love Jimmy Kimmel! I'm fucking in!
- Yeah!

576
00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:44,683
- I won't be at work tomorrow!
- Okay. Yeah.

577
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:47,060
- Sal Saperstein!
- Yeah!

578
00:28:47,144 --> 00:28:48,437
Hi.

579
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:50,355
Hi.

580
00:28:50,439 --> 00:28:53,150
- Well done.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.

581
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,484
Wait, Matt! Where are you going?

582
00:28:55,611 --> 00:28:58,238
That's me. I'm just heading home. It's…
You know, it's been a long night.

583
00:28:58,322 --> 00:28:59,990
- Did you tell him?
- Well, I was about to.

584
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:01,950
- Tell me what?
- She's good to close the deal.

585
00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:05,329
We've got a movie. Team Blackwing!

586
00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,372
- Team motherfucking Blackwing!
- Really?

587
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:09,499
- Yes!
- Oh, my God! Team Blackwing! Yes!

588
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,210
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

589
00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,337
- Good Shabbas.
- Oh, yeah. You too.

590
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,422
- Thank you, honestly.
- Yeah.

591
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:17,925
You're gonna make another great film.
We'll be back in a few years.

592
00:29:18,008 --> 00:29:20,093
- You'll get another one of those.
- I doubt that, but…

593
00:29:20,177 --> 00:29:22,638
- I'll talk to you soon.
- Matt, wait! I got cut off,

594
00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:25,140
but you did hear that I did say thank you?

595
00:29:25,224 --> 00:29:26,725
I did. I saw. I saw your mouth.

596
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,852
- You mouthed my name. I appreciate that.
- Yeah.

597
00:29:28,936 --> 00:29:30,938
I'm so sorry I went crazy in there, so…

598
00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:33,148
- Yeah.
- No, no. It's okay, it's okay.

599
00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:37,110
But really, I mean it. Thank you.
Thank you for green-lighting Open.

600
00:29:37,194 --> 00:29:40,113
Well, I believed in you
from the very start and,

601
00:29:40,197 --> 00:29:43,325
you know, at the end of the day, you're
the artist, I'm just the bean counter.

602
00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:46,078
- Have a good night. Okay.
- Yeah. I'll talk to you soon.

603
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:49,206
- Hi!
- Zoë! Hey, baby! Hey!

604
00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:52,501
Oh, Matt. You know
you'll get one of these someday.

605
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,003
You just have to get fired first.

606
00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:57,798
Might happen sooner than you think.

607
00:29:57,881 --> 00:30:01,218
Congratulations, Patty.
You really, really deserve that, okay?

608
00:30:01,301 --> 00:30:03,554
- Thank you.
- I'm happy for you. Yeah. Thank you.

609
00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:06,640
- Thank you, Matt Remick!
- Thank you, Patty Leigh!

610
00:30:07,641 --> 00:30:10,811
- Team Open! Yeah! Team Open!
- Team Open!

611
00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:14,648
Yeah! Yeah!

612
00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:19,820
Fuck!

613
00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:25,117
Your movie lost?

614
00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:27,411
No, it won.

615
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:29,955
Take me home, please.

616
00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,000
You got it.

