1 00:00:09,529 --> 00:00:11,728 OK, that's right, 2 00:00:11,738 --> 00:00:14,102 along the edge. 3 00:00:14,112 --> 00:00:16,477 Good. That's good. 4 00:00:16,487 --> 00:00:18,060 Don't patronize me. 5 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,185 Walking's not good. It's fuckin' normal. 6 00:00:20,195 --> 00:00:22,603 I'm not. That is good, Mr. Roy. 7 00:00:22,613 --> 00:00:24,686 I need to sit down. 8 00:00:24,696 --> 00:00:26,269 - Chair. - Logan, 9 00:00:26,279 --> 00:00:28,603 if you're not well enough for the charity dinner, 10 00:00:28,613 --> 00:00:31,728 I maybe go with this handsome young man. 11 00:00:31,738 --> 00:00:33,394 OK. Now, 12 00:00:33,404 --> 00:00:34,935 this is a little trickier. 13 00:00:34,945 --> 00:00:37,811 This is the proprioception. 14 00:00:37,821 --> 00:00:40,603 That's side to side. 15 00:00:42,613 --> 00:00:46,654 Turn it off. It's like being inside a fuckin' commercial. 16 00:00:53,945 --> 00:00:55,185 There you go. 17 00:00:55,195 --> 00:00:57,769 You turn it off yourself. 18 00:00:57,779 --> 00:00:58,987 Come on. 19 00:01:03,821 --> 00:01:06,311 Where the fuck's she goin'? 20 00:02:26,578 --> 00:02:29,305 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 21 00:02:48,571 --> 00:02:50,029 Thank you. 22 00:02:57,945 --> 00:03:00,311 Rava, hey, did you decide yet 23 00:03:00,321 --> 00:03:02,894 about tomorrow night? It's kind of a big night for me. 24 00:03:02,904 --> 00:03:05,561 I'm making Dad's RECNY ball speech. 25 00:03:05,571 --> 00:03:09,269 I just kind of assumed your "hopefully" was a "yes." 26 00:03:12,404 --> 00:03:15,311 Are you serious? 27 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:18,352 GDP numbers that showed the US economy 28 00:03:18,362 --> 00:03:20,477 maintained a brisk pace of growth 29 00:03:20,487 --> 00:03:22,185 at a 2.8% annual rate. 30 00:03:22,195 --> 00:03:24,269 - How was L.A.? - Great. 31 00:03:24,279 --> 00:03:26,394 They're all fuckin' nuts, but great. 32 00:03:26,404 --> 00:03:28,769 Can you get onto Lance about my speech? 33 00:03:28,779 --> 00:03:30,811 And can we get one of the late night guys to, 34 00:03:30,821 --> 00:03:33,311 - you know, cook me up a bit? - A bit? 35 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:36,519 Yeah, a bit. You know, a selection of jokes and riffs? 36 00:03:36,529 --> 00:03:39,144 You're gonna do a joke? 37 00:03:39,154 --> 00:03:42,603 What does that mean? I was fuckin' king of the Lampoon. 38 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:45,185 Kicked their distribution into shape. 39 00:03:45,195 --> 00:03:47,254 - I cleared your morning because... - Who's that in my dad's...? 40 00:03:47,265 --> 00:03:48,977 because your dad wants to see you. 41 00:03:48,987 --> 00:03:50,863 Guessing you didn't know that. 42 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:55,603 No, I didn't know. But, uh... 43 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:57,769 it's great news. Right? 44 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:01,227 - Did you know? - No, but it's great. 45 00:04:01,237 --> 00:04:03,269 Sure. Oh, sure. 46 00:04:04,904 --> 00:04:06,195 Shouldn't he have told you? 47 00:04:09,487 --> 00:04:12,811 OK, uh, listen, I'll just, um... 48 00:04:12,821 --> 00:04:14,352 get myself straight 49 00:04:14,362 --> 00:04:17,654 and go and see the old... fuckin' goat. 50 00:04:20,195 --> 00:04:21,487 OK. 51 00:04:32,404 --> 00:04:33,728 You look good. 52 00:04:33,738 --> 00:04:36,060 Uh, well, yeah. Well, thank you. 53 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,769 Whoops. Uh, Grace, um... 54 00:04:40,779 --> 00:04:43,686 OK, see, this is why your staying here doesn't work. 55 00:04:43,696 --> 00:04:46,102 There are five bathrooms in this place, and you're here. 56 00:04:46,112 --> 00:04:49,436 Why are you here? Like, right now I have to fart, and I'm not. 57 00:04:49,446 --> 00:04:52,352 I'm physically not farting because you're here. 58 00:04:52,362 --> 00:04:54,811 I'm just feeling a little oppressed is all, OK? 59 00:04:54,821 --> 00:04:56,070 Thank you. 60 00:04:57,927 --> 00:05:00,686 Do you want me to speak to Connor and confirm table arrangements? 61 00:05:00,696 --> 00:05:02,977 We're hosting basically the same as last year, 62 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:05,728 plus Joyce and Daniel. Is that OK? 63 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:08,394 I didn't go last year, Shiv. 64 00:05:08,404 --> 00:05:09,977 Yes, you did. 65 00:05:09,987 --> 00:05:13,269 Remember we had that racist Belgian GS guy? 66 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,102 And his wife who wanted to kill herself? 67 00:05:15,112 --> 00:05:18,686 Siobhan, I think I would remember 68 00:05:18,696 --> 00:05:21,603 our first Roy Endowment Creative New York ball together. 69 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:25,394 I was trapped in Honk Kong, scoping out theme parks. 70 00:05:25,404 --> 00:05:27,060 - Really? - Yeah. Honey, 71 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:29,811 growing up I used to look at the pictures of the RECNY 72 00:05:29,821 --> 00:05:31,811 in Mom's "Vanity Fairs." 73 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:34,935 And now, a little boy from St. Paul's going, 74 00:05:34,945 --> 00:05:37,519 with the most beautiful gal in the world. 75 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:42,571 - Oh, what the fuck? - What? 76 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,853 It's quite a haunting image, 77 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:49,894 isn't it? The eye almost seems to follow you around the room. 78 00:05:49,904 --> 00:05:51,561 What is this? 79 00:05:51,571 --> 00:05:55,394 You know, your client, the future senator? Apparently, 80 00:05:55,404 --> 00:05:57,561 this is her husband's asshole. 81 00:05:57,571 --> 00:05:59,728 What? Fuck off. Can you prove that? 82 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:04,311 He posted it himself with the "Check out my asshole." 83 00:06:04,321 --> 00:06:06,436 It was on a site called Filthy Rich. 84 00:06:06,446 --> 00:06:09,269 - Has everybody got it? - Just us, I believe, right now. 85 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:12,811 Leaked to ATN. My buddy thought I'd be intrigued. 86 00:06:12,821 --> 00:06:15,227 - All right, well, bring it on. - Ooh, feisty. 87 00:06:15,237 --> 00:06:17,811 - What, they're not gonna run it? - It's dirty, it's weird, 88 00:06:17,821 --> 00:06:21,185 and it's evidence of precisely the kind 89 00:06:21,195 --> 00:06:24,436 of disgusting liberal metro butt-love 90 00:06:24,446 --> 00:06:27,853 that makes our viewership angry enough to buy pharmaceuticals. 91 00:06:27,863 --> 00:06:30,769 - Oh, OK, fuck you very much. - OK, well, 92 00:06:30,779 --> 00:06:32,935 hate to be the bearer of bad news. 93 00:06:32,945 --> 00:06:35,686 What do we call it, "an intimate part of his body"? 94 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,019 No! That sounds like his dick. 95 00:06:38,029 --> 00:06:40,894 Or just his "anus"? 96 00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:44,394 "Anus"? At breakfast? 97 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,436 That's a fucking juice-dropper. 98 00:06:46,446 --> 00:06:49,394 "A very private part of his body." 99 00:06:49,404 --> 00:06:52,029 It's boring. And she needs to get more sleep. 100 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:54,644 - Karen. - Yeah? 101 00:06:54,654 --> 00:06:57,144 - You sleepin' OK? - I thought so. 102 00:06:57,154 --> 00:06:59,977 Yeah? Are you sleeping on your face? 103 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,686 - Boom! Ouch. - I'm just kidding. 104 00:07:02,696 --> 00:07:04,411 - You look great. - How about me, darling? 105 00:07:04,422 --> 00:07:05,769 How do I look? 106 00:07:05,779 --> 00:07:07,894 FIE, Mark. Fuckable in an emergency. 107 00:07:07,904 --> 00:07:11,144 Now, if we don't call out this frigid little phony, 108 00:07:11,154 --> 00:07:13,144 who will? 109 00:07:13,154 --> 00:07:16,644 Yeah. Good. 110 00:07:16,654 --> 00:07:17,821 Hey, Dad. 111 00:07:19,404 --> 00:07:20,811 I didn't know you were coming in. 112 00:07:20,821 --> 00:07:22,894 Did... Did Gerri? 113 00:07:22,904 --> 00:07:24,853 Do I need permission? 114 00:07:24,863 --> 00:07:26,644 Hey, come on. Screw you. 115 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,394 Just making sure you're not selling 116 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:30,352 any more of the company from under me. 117 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,185 Oh, you want to get into that? 118 00:07:32,195 --> 00:07:34,811 You know, you put a hole in us 119 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,935 by taking on a shitload of debt. 120 00:07:36,945 --> 00:07:39,728 But look, this is, uh... 121 00:07:39,738 --> 00:07:41,362 it's great to see you. 122 00:07:42,987 --> 00:07:45,185 Are you sure you're OK? 123 00:07:45,195 --> 00:07:49,686 Maybe you should get a briefing and get some rest, yeah? 124 00:07:49,696 --> 00:07:51,195 Yeah, OK. 125 00:07:54,029 --> 00:07:55,519 Joseph! 126 00:07:55,529 --> 00:07:57,904 Bring the wheelchair! I need to take a leak! 127 00:08:17,362 --> 00:08:20,227 Hey. So, uh, Dad's back. 128 00:08:20,237 --> 00:08:22,477 Back where? Back in the chair? 129 00:08:22,487 --> 00:08:23,975 Seems kind of fast, right? 130 00:08:23,986 --> 00:08:25,728 But, you know, it's good, obviously. 131 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:28,436 You'd love it if his brain fell out the back of his head. 132 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:31,227 Jesus. I'm just scared in case... 133 00:08:31,237 --> 00:08:33,227 You're scared in case he tries to push you out 134 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:37,561 and your plans for, you know, Uber for news and Facebook for cats 135 00:08:37,571 --> 00:08:39,686 and open plan office. 136 00:08:39,696 --> 00:08:43,102 You want a dance platform jerkin' off idea gloop into... 137 00:08:43,112 --> 00:08:44,769 think boxes. 138 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:46,477 I gotta go. 139 00:08:46,487 --> 00:08:48,519 - Roman. Good morning. - Frank. 140 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:51,603 No, correction, it is not a good morning from my POV 141 00:08:51,613 --> 00:08:53,561 because you're here and I fuckin' hate you. 142 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:55,102 Oh, come on, kid. 143 00:08:55,112 --> 00:08:56,603 What the fuck is goin' on? 144 00:08:56,613 --> 00:08:58,811 Your dad asked me to come back. 145 00:08:58,821 --> 00:09:03,102 Oh, the fuckin'... the weasel prevails. 146 00:09:03,112 --> 00:09:05,269 That'd be a good name for your autobiography, 147 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,436 if they did books by jerks. 148 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:09,102 God, you're pathetic. 149 00:09:09,112 --> 00:09:11,935 - He apologized. - Sure, man. Yeah. 150 00:09:11,945 --> 00:09:14,269 He didn't apologize when he hit our au pair with his car. 151 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:15,686 He wants me to show you the ropes. 152 00:09:15,696 --> 00:09:17,185 "It was her fault for being too short," he said. 153 00:09:17,195 --> 00:09:18,644 OK. 154 00:09:18,654 --> 00:09:20,311 - Nothing else? - What do you mean? 155 00:09:20,321 --> 00:09:23,603 I mean, in terms of what went up there. 156 00:09:23,613 --> 00:09:26,311 Because first it's a finger, then it's a fist. 157 00:09:26,321 --> 00:09:28,519 then it's a dildo shaped like Richard Nixon. 158 00:09:28,529 --> 00:09:31,935 Ohh. Fuck this! 159 00:09:31,945 --> 00:09:34,144 A man wouldn't be getting this. 160 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:37,769 Let's say that. 161 00:09:37,779 --> 00:09:40,519 Yeah, agreed. Hundred percent. 162 00:09:40,529 --> 00:09:43,144 But for us, now, 163 00:09:43,154 --> 00:09:44,692 this isn't gonna go away, 164 00:09:44,703 --> 00:09:46,977 so we need to be clear, we need to know the details. 165 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,377 I think you need to talk to your husband again. 166 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,977 It's not going away because ATN won't let it go away. 167 00:09:51,987 --> 00:09:53,696 So I think you should talk to your father. 168 00:10:07,529 --> 00:10:11,019 I just hope the seating plan holds. 169 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:13,060 If it does... 170 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,102 look out, Middle East, 171 00:10:15,112 --> 00:10:17,738 'cause I can fix anything. 172 00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:21,019 I just want you to know 173 00:10:21,029 --> 00:10:24,019 you're the best damn bunch of people 174 00:10:24,029 --> 00:10:25,811 I ever had the honor to work for. 175 00:10:25,821 --> 00:10:27,269 Thank you very much. 176 00:10:27,279 --> 00:10:29,519 Here he comes. 177 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:33,352 Bill. The best boss that ever lived. 178 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:36,686 It's like Mandela fucked Santa and gave birth to Bill. 179 00:10:36,696 --> 00:10:38,185 Thank you, everybody. 180 00:10:38,195 --> 00:10:39,977 Did you hear about Logan? 181 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,487 They say he came in. 182 00:10:43,738 --> 00:10:45,811 Uh, uh-huh. Yeah, I knew. 183 00:10:45,821 --> 00:10:47,060 But I couldn't say. 184 00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:48,394 Thank you. 185 00:10:48,404 --> 00:10:50,644 Thank you so much. 186 00:10:50,654 --> 00:10:53,686 Come on, you genial old fucker. 187 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,394 Get in here already, before it's time for me to retire. 188 00:10:56,404 --> 00:10:59,269 - Hey, Bill! - Sorry about all that. 189 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:01,060 No problem, Bill! I just hope one day 190 00:11:01,070 --> 00:11:04,935 I can eventually inspire similar affection. 191 00:11:04,945 --> 00:11:07,561 Uh, this is, this is Greg, 192 00:11:07,571 --> 00:11:09,477 new kid I took under my wing when I started. 193 00:11:09,487 --> 00:11:12,144 - Oh. - I'm actually a part of the fam... 194 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:14,728 Doesn't need to hear your life story, Greg. 195 00:11:14,738 --> 00:11:17,227 - So, uh, thanks for everything. - No. 196 00:11:17,237 --> 00:11:20,060 But listen, before I do the final photo, 197 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:24,060 there's a... thing I need to mention. 198 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,571 - Cool. - You know, just us? 199 00:11:27,779 --> 00:11:30,311 - Oh. Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 200 00:11:30,321 --> 00:11:32,686 - Great to meet you. - Yeah. Thanks for understanding. 201 00:11:32,696 --> 00:11:35,404 - Thank you, Bill. - You're welcome. 202 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,811 OK. So, uh... 203 00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:44,060 I've turned off the Wi-Fi, and... 204 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:47,185 this is, uh... this is air-gapped, 205 00:11:47,195 --> 00:11:52,019 so I'm gonna create a Word document for you, 206 00:11:52,029 --> 00:11:54,392 and then I'm gonna print it, because I don't want 207 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:56,227 anything with my handwriting on it. 208 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,728 I think someone has been watching 209 00:11:57,738 --> 00:12:01,352 a few too many spy movies since they retired, eh, Bill? 210 00:12:02,446 --> 00:12:05,352 Yeah, maybe. 211 00:12:05,362 --> 00:12:07,352 Ah. Here. 212 00:12:07,362 --> 00:12:10,102 This, uh, this is the number 213 00:12:10,112 --> 00:12:12,977 of a set of storage files in the depository, 214 00:12:12,987 --> 00:12:15,060 and the subject is, well, 215 00:12:15,070 --> 00:12:17,644 something that... it's not a big deal, 216 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,769 but it needs to be handled, 217 00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:21,977 and, uh... you're in the family. 218 00:12:21,987 --> 00:12:26,185 So... this is the name of the legal office 219 00:12:26,195 --> 00:12:27,519 that is the intermediary, 220 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:31,477 and this is the person outside the firm 221 00:12:31,487 --> 00:12:34,227 that we've been using as a firewall 222 00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:36,977 to deal with the blowback from the NDAs. 223 00:12:38,571 --> 00:12:41,352 It's not a big deal, Tom. 224 00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:43,311 Right, but what is it, Bill? 225 00:12:43,321 --> 00:12:44,894 Well... 226 00:12:44,904 --> 00:12:47,853 You... you have two viable options. 227 00:12:47,863 --> 00:12:51,561 I can tell you everything, and that's fine. 228 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,352 Or I can not tell you, and... you wouldn't know, 229 00:12:55,362 --> 00:12:58,935 and then you can steer clear of the whole death pit. 230 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,477 And that would be fine, too. 231 00:13:00,487 --> 00:13:02,561 - Uh-huh. - So, I mean, 232 00:13:02,571 --> 00:13:06,394 the nice news is, either way, both ways, everything is fine. 233 00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:09,227 Just keep the nuclear rods cool, nothing's gonna blow. 234 00:13:09,237 --> 00:13:11,728 OK, so... there's the death pit, 235 00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:14,853 and at the bottom of the death pit there's nuclear rods? 236 00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,060 Well... 237 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:18,102 You want to give me the good news now, Bill? 238 00:13:19,571 --> 00:13:21,769 Um... 239 00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:22,977 Excuse me. 240 00:13:22,987 --> 00:13:24,519 - Photographer's ready. - Terrific! 241 00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:25,529 Thanks, Kelly. 242 00:13:27,362 --> 00:13:28,519 And... 243 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,811 print. 244 00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:33,977 OK, you need to tell Dad to back the fuck off. 245 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,644 Hey, shouldn't you be at 1 OAK or something by now? 246 00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:38,811 You know he rehired Frank to babysit me? 247 00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:41,489 I don't need a babysitter. OK? Especially one I don't get to fuck. 248 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,894 - Seriously? - Yes. 249 00:13:42,904 --> 00:13:44,686 - Frank is back? - Yeah. I mean, you're CEO. 250 00:13:44,696 --> 00:13:45,894 Can he even do that? 251 00:13:45,904 --> 00:13:48,060 I don't... 252 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:49,311 It's... It's a question. 253 00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:51,603 OK, well, have a talk with him, tell him to butt out, 254 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,060 because we are running the show now. 255 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,644 Tell him he needs to go back to bed 256 00:13:54,654 --> 00:13:56,269 and eat some soup, get some rest. 257 00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:57,853 Look, relax, OK? 258 00:13:57,863 --> 00:13:59,686 The, uh, you know, 259 00:13:59,696 --> 00:14:03,144 the dinosaur is having one last roar at the meteor 260 00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:05,185 before it wipes him out. But look, 261 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,811 hey... you're doing a great job. 262 00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:09,894 Thank you. Thanks, man. 263 00:14:11,987 --> 00:14:15,561 It's actually good to hear. It's a big job. 264 00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:17,769 I know it, bro. Tell me about it. 265 00:14:17,779 --> 00:14:19,769 Do you want some help? I can help you, 266 00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:22,519 we can tag-team it on Dad's speech at Sad Sack Wasp Trap. 267 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,185 Um, I guess, yeah, 268 00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:27,436 I mean, it is a CEO thing, 269 00:14:27,446 --> 00:14:31,311 so, I mean, like I have a whole thing prepared 270 00:14:31,321 --> 00:14:33,977 - with jokes, and so... - You're doing jokes? 271 00:14:33,987 --> 00:14:36,102 Why does everyone keep saying that? I'm funny. 272 00:14:36,112 --> 00:14:38,561 Yup. I'm sure you're gonna kill it. 273 00:14:38,571 --> 00:14:41,436 - Who you taking? - Uh, no one. Rava's busy. 274 00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:44,227 - Doesn't want to? Got it. - So maybe I'll roll solo. 275 00:14:44,237 --> 00:14:47,491 How's that gonna look? CEO can't even get an ugly sister to go to the ball? 276 00:14:47,502 --> 00:14:50,561 - You know who I'd like to take? - Hmm? 277 00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:52,935 Anna Newman. That blonde chick from ATN? 278 00:14:52,945 --> 00:14:55,561 The bl... Oh, shit, yeah! I'd fuck that in a minute. 279 00:14:55,571 --> 00:14:58,311 - Take her. - It's not cool. I'm her boss. 280 00:14:58,321 --> 00:15:01,894 Oh, come on, what a pathetic beta-cuck. 281 00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:04,185 "Uh, excuse me, uh, would it be cool, 282 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,477 'cause I have something very secret in my pants. 283 00:15:06,487 --> 00:15:09,030 Would it be OK to show, please? Or is that a trigger warning?" 284 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:11,144 Jesus, Roman, you're a walking fuckin' lawsuit. 285 00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:13,311 Uh, no, I'm honest, I'm just like, 286 00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:16,144 "Hey, I like your face. I wanna fuck your face. 287 00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:17,477 Can I cum on your face?" 288 00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:19,977 Which is why my face is drowning in pussy 289 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,821 and you're not even fucking your wife. 290 00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:27,269 Too far. Eeh! Sorry, it just... 291 00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:28,821 Ooh, them's the facts. 292 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,977 No, thank you! 293 00:15:38,987 --> 00:15:41,237 Please leave me alone, please! Thank you! 294 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:47,519 I... I got it. 295 00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,728 Morning. 296 00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:50,977 Morning. 297 00:15:53,237 --> 00:15:55,894 OK. Give me a hand. Yeah. 298 00:15:55,904 --> 00:15:59,144 Uh, personal first, 299 00:15:59,154 --> 00:16:01,728 then the corporal. 300 00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,352 Corporate. 301 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:06,019 Um, OK. 302 00:16:06,029 --> 00:16:08,769 Well, personal, nothing much. 303 00:16:08,779 --> 00:16:10,352 Pre-ball piece, 304 00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:12,519 profiles of endowment recipients, 305 00:16:12,529 --> 00:16:14,144 that's all great, 306 00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:16,185 and just a little piece on your health, 307 00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:18,686 but I don't think you need to hear that. 308 00:16:18,696 --> 00:16:19,779 Say it. 309 00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:27,477 Um, "Kendall Roy will give the traditional address 310 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,686 at the RECNY charity ball tonight, 311 00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:32,269 in a sign that even after recovery from his stroke, 312 00:16:32,279 --> 00:16:36,696 Logan Roy is intending to wind down from public duties." 313 00:16:38,571 --> 00:16:41,935 Where did he get that? Who gave him that? 314 00:16:41,945 --> 00:16:45,227 - I... I don't know. - Well, here's an idea: find out. 315 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:49,404 Or find some other prick to pay ya a million a fuckin' year. 316 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:53,195 OK. 317 00:17:00,613 --> 00:17:02,686 I just gotta tell you, handling the ball, 318 00:17:02,696 --> 00:17:04,060 it's just not a big deal for me, 319 00:17:04,070 --> 00:17:05,644 which is the thing that's so nice. 320 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:08,269 - It is not a big deal. - "Winding down." 321 00:17:08,279 --> 00:17:10,894 Winding fucking down. I'm winding up. 322 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,603 It's just funny, being in charge. 323 00:17:13,613 --> 00:17:15,644 I remember years ago 324 00:17:15,654 --> 00:17:17,519 I'd be at the table between you and Mom 325 00:17:17,529 --> 00:17:20,811 and we'd look down, and there'd be the mayor, 326 00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:23,561 and all the names of old New York, 327 00:17:23,571 --> 00:17:25,894 and you'd whisper in my ear, you'd say, 328 00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:29,603 "That Astor used to be that, and he ran this 329 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,603 till he SNAFUed that, 330 00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:35,644 and he's porking her, and she's a slut." 331 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:40,603 And it was just... a very lovely time. 332 00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:42,144 Yeah. 333 00:17:42,154 --> 00:17:44,603 Your mom loved all that. 334 00:17:44,613 --> 00:17:47,311 Fuckin' Wasp Trap. 335 00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:51,981 What would you think about me taking over a little on the foundation? 336 00:17:51,992 --> 00:17:54,477 Could we pivot it away from sick kids and contemporary dance 337 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:56,394 and toward tax reform? 338 00:17:56,404 --> 00:17:58,561 - Huh? - To be frank, everyone's dancing anyway, 339 00:17:58,571 --> 00:18:00,227 and there are a lot of charities 340 00:18:00,237 --> 00:18:02,644 that cater to sad sacks... God knows I love 'em, 341 00:18:02,654 --> 00:18:05,686 but hey, what about lending a hand to stimulate free enterprise? 342 00:18:05,696 --> 00:18:09,195 Yeah, well, let's... let's see how tonight goes, huh? 343 00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:12,935 Yeah. 344 00:18:12,945 --> 00:18:14,987 I don't have time for this shit. 345 00:18:19,529 --> 00:18:21,144 - Hey. - Hi. 346 00:18:21,154 --> 00:18:24,769 Uh, so... look, 347 00:18:24,779 --> 00:18:27,477 I want you to call off your dogs. 348 00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:31,811 Because this obsession with Joyce, 349 00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:33,352 it's... it's out of line. 350 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,644 It's sitting very high on your half hour. 351 00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:42,227 And it's vindictive. 352 00:18:42,237 --> 00:18:44,529 And actually, it's bad for democracy. 353 00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:51,769 Are you going to respond? 354 00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:54,311 Well, I think it's important to remember 355 00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:57,477 that I'm not the one taking pictures of my asshole here. 356 00:18:59,863 --> 00:19:01,853 Yeah. 357 00:19:01,863 --> 00:19:04,644 Are you running this because you think my dad likes this shit? 358 00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:08,070 Oh, he wouldn't put that kind of pressure on his people. 359 00:19:09,613 --> 00:19:11,227 OK. 360 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:14,185 Look, if I could get some nasty little tidbits on some other folk, 361 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,644 could you ramp this down? 362 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,728 We're not the only ones running it, Shiv. 363 00:19:17,738 --> 00:19:19,477 It's a hugely popular story. 364 00:19:19,487 --> 00:19:21,728 Yeah, but you're leading it, Eva. 365 00:19:21,738 --> 00:19:24,561 You had a ten-minute "sexpert" segment 366 00:19:24,571 --> 00:19:26,227 on "How to keep your man happy in bed," 367 00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:27,519 on a news channel. 368 00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:29,894 OK, you've said your piece, so... 369 00:19:29,904 --> 00:19:31,436 and I've listened. 370 00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:33,404 - Great. - Great. 371 00:19:34,821 --> 00:19:36,269 Actually, no. You know what? 372 00:19:36,279 --> 00:19:39,311 I'm saying as her strategist, this level of attack 373 00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:41,644 begins to reflect on your professional judgement. 374 00:19:41,654 --> 00:19:44,728 And you need to think about the future, because this... 375 00:19:44,738 --> 00:19:46,352 this is the old world, 376 00:19:46,362 --> 00:19:48,769 and someday, in this world, things will change. 377 00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:51,519 You know I wouldn't let any other strategist in the building, 378 00:19:51,529 --> 00:19:52,935 let alone this floor. 379 00:19:52,945 --> 00:19:54,853 Well, I am very grateful. 380 00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:56,711 So when we're talking professional judgement, 381 00:19:56,722 --> 00:19:58,977 good to bear in mind that you're only here 382 00:19:58,987 --> 00:20:02,446 because your name matches the one carved on the building. 383 00:20:07,529 --> 00:20:08,935 OK, last thing. 384 00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:10,436 For the press and comms, 385 00:20:10,446 --> 00:20:12,364 it's clear, right, that I'm CEO. 386 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,590 We hope one day my dad will be back, we don't know when. 387 00:20:14,601 --> 00:20:16,601 - Great. Thank you. - Thanks, guys. 388 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,769 Hey, Kendall. Stewy's here. 389 00:20:21,779 --> 00:20:23,102 I just put him in the South Tank 390 00:20:23,112 --> 00:20:24,945 in case you want to keep it on the DL. 391 00:20:26,362 --> 00:20:28,811 Hey, Kendall. Can I grab five? 392 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:33,144 Um, there's something, uh, 393 00:20:33,154 --> 00:20:35,269 something that you don't know about, 394 00:20:35,279 --> 00:20:38,154 and maybe it's probably something that you don't want to know about. 395 00:20:40,529 --> 00:20:42,102 And, uh... 396 00:20:42,112 --> 00:20:44,311 You know what my dad always said? 397 00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:46,769 He'd say he loved all his employees, 398 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:50,686 but he particularly loved the guys who ate the shit for him and he never even knew it. 399 00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:52,644 Got it. 400 00:20:52,654 --> 00:20:55,477 Got it. Excuse me while I get myself a knife and a fork 401 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,112 and some Hollandaise. 402 00:21:03,237 --> 00:21:06,144 - Hey! - Hey, bro. 403 00:21:06,154 --> 00:21:08,185 How's it goin'? 404 00:21:08,195 --> 00:21:10,477 - Good. What's up? - So your dad's in? 405 00:21:10,487 --> 00:21:11,769 Yup, he made it in. 406 00:21:11,779 --> 00:21:13,935 Which we were all, uh, delighted about. 407 00:21:13,945 --> 00:21:15,894 - You were delighted about? - Sure. 408 00:21:15,904 --> 00:21:18,144 Sure. What's the story? 409 00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:19,436 No, he's great, you know, 410 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,144 he likes to remind us he's still alive. 411 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:25,185 It's great to get his take, but he needs a lot of rest. 412 00:21:25,195 --> 00:21:28,728 - Dad. Hey. Just talkin' about you. - Sir Roy. Logan. 413 00:21:28,738 --> 00:21:31,352 It's just great to see you. How have you been? 414 00:21:31,362 --> 00:21:35,644 So, you're the little schmuck who owns such a big chunk of me. 415 00:21:35,654 --> 00:21:39,352 Dad, it's Stewy. You guys have met like a million times. 416 00:21:39,362 --> 00:21:41,227 Excuse me barging in, 417 00:21:41,237 --> 00:21:44,019 it's just Gerri told me I have a meeting with Opalite later... 418 00:21:44,029 --> 00:21:47,728 just to say, "I like it. Buy it." 419 00:21:47,738 --> 00:21:49,935 - OK, Ken? - OK, good thought. 420 00:21:49,945 --> 00:21:53,394 Uh, I'll come find you and we can discuss. 421 00:21:53,404 --> 00:21:56,561 Sure, but if I don't see you, I want it. 422 00:21:56,571 --> 00:21:58,935 OK, uh... 423 00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:02,269 Well, it's not necessarily the best option in the sector, 424 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,935 so, uh, so, yeah, but we can, uh... 425 00:22:05,945 --> 00:22:09,477 I want us into data mining. Buy it. 426 00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:11,394 It's a really flooded sector, OK? 427 00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:13,477 Lotta hustlers, lots of bullshit. 428 00:22:13,487 --> 00:22:14,894 You know, it's a gold rush. 429 00:22:14,904 --> 00:22:16,436 Oh, yeah. 430 00:22:16,446 --> 00:22:19,227 And who wants gold? 431 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:21,935 Make them an offer they get excited about. 432 00:22:21,945 --> 00:22:25,728 Make them an offer they want to tell their wives about at night. 433 00:22:25,738 --> 00:22:27,603 Nice outdated sexism, Dad, 434 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:30,227 but I'm sure you're all over the data mining. 435 00:22:37,487 --> 00:22:38,522 I'm sorry? 436 00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,977 You OK? Dad? 437 00:22:40,987 --> 00:22:44,436 Hey, should I get... someone? 438 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,019 Maybe you should go home. Yeah? 439 00:22:47,029 --> 00:22:50,613 I just, uh... need to piss. 440 00:22:53,987 --> 00:22:55,935 OK. 441 00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:59,894 Great. Well, thanks for sharing, uh, old guy. 442 00:22:59,904 --> 00:23:02,311 - Glad he's gonna go piss. - Uh, sorry. You know. 443 00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:03,811 - He's still recovering. - Mm-hmm. 444 00:23:03,821 --> 00:23:05,686 Listen, just technically, 445 00:23:05,696 --> 00:23:09,644 and I don't want to sound reductive, Ken, 446 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:13,102 but... who's in charge right now? 447 00:23:13,112 --> 00:23:15,894 Me. I am. 448 00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:18,321 Legally and effectively. 449 00:23:53,487 --> 00:23:55,561 OK, Rick, thanks for that. 450 00:23:55,571 --> 00:23:56,821 Thank you. 451 00:23:56,945 --> 00:23:58,321 Very useful. Thanks. 452 00:24:04,362 --> 00:24:06,654 Fuck off. 453 00:24:16,295 --> 00:24:17,304 Hey. 454 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:33,144 So, Greg, uh... listen. 455 00:24:33,154 --> 00:24:36,352 I just had a meeting with my private attorney, 456 00:24:36,362 --> 00:24:39,769 and, uh... 457 00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,237 it seems I have been exposed to a virus. 458 00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:45,394 Oh. Right. 459 00:24:45,404 --> 00:24:47,603 Yeah. 460 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:48,945 Sit down. 461 00:24:51,738 --> 00:24:54,227 It's a deadly virus. 462 00:24:54,237 --> 00:24:55,935 And, uh... 463 00:24:55,945 --> 00:25:00,738 and now... now I'm fucked! 464 00:25:03,237 --> 00:25:05,070 Forever. 465 00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:08,728 - It sounds bad. - It is bad. 466 00:25:08,738 --> 00:25:11,894 It is. And, uh, I kind of need to share it. 467 00:25:11,904 --> 00:25:15,237 But anyone I talk to, uh... 468 00:25:17,654 --> 00:25:20,613 anyone I talk to, I effectively kill. 469 00:25:22,112 --> 00:25:23,154 Here. 470 00:25:25,112 --> 00:25:27,811 That's the death pit, Greg. 471 00:25:27,821 --> 00:25:28,904 Take a look. 472 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:34,487 I... I mean, I feel like I might not like it in the death pit. 473 00:25:36,571 --> 00:25:37,821 Go ahead. 474 00:25:40,696 --> 00:25:42,561 You're family. 475 00:25:42,571 --> 00:25:44,446 Thank you. 476 00:25:50,446 --> 00:25:54,019 - It's complicated. - Kind of, yeah. But not really. 477 00:25:54,029 --> 00:25:56,561 For a number of years there was an unofficial company policy 478 00:25:56,571 --> 00:25:59,519 on the cruise lines that if there was a serious criminal incident 479 00:25:59,529 --> 00:26:02,060 we would, if possible, sail, not home, 480 00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:04,686 but to a Caribbean or South American port 481 00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:06,894 where there were so-called "friendly" authorities, 482 00:26:06,904 --> 00:26:09,185 and we could minimize the incident to avoid negative PR. 483 00:26:09,195 --> 00:26:12,019 - Incidents like... - Theft. Sexual assault. 484 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,894 Rape. Murder. 485 00:26:13,904 --> 00:26:15,894 OK. The bad ones. 486 00:26:15,904 --> 00:26:17,811 Yeah. There's hundreds in there. 487 00:26:17,821 --> 00:26:20,686 You know, the head of cruises himself, Lester, 488 00:26:20,696 --> 00:26:23,311 would go on these entertainment tours, 489 00:26:23,321 --> 00:26:25,477 meeting the dancers, 490 00:26:25,487 --> 00:26:29,561 and extending the contracts of the ones that would suck him off. 491 00:26:29,571 --> 00:26:32,644 Everyone we could, we paid off, we hushed up. 492 00:26:32,654 --> 00:26:36,436 But there are emails, there's correspondence... it's ready to blow. 493 00:26:36,446 --> 00:26:38,352 It's a fucking time bomb. 494 00:26:38,362 --> 00:26:40,227 So, what are you... what are you gonna do? 495 00:26:40,237 --> 00:26:41,935 I don't know! I don't know! 496 00:26:41,945 --> 00:26:44,185 Because anyone I ask for advice, I make complicit. 497 00:26:44,195 --> 00:26:47,352 If you know about this stuff, you should tell. 498 00:26:47,362 --> 00:26:50,144 But you can't, because you're gonna spread the virus. 499 00:26:50,154 --> 00:26:52,769 So... 500 00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:55,519 I have the virus, don't I? 501 00:26:55,529 --> 00:26:58,019 OK, Ken, uh... 502 00:26:58,029 --> 00:27:00,904 why don't you grab the Opalite material? 503 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,811 Uh, well, as I explained, Dad, 504 00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:08,686 I think they're kind of snake oil salesmen, you know? 505 00:27:08,696 --> 00:27:11,561 Like they're the people who you buy a refrigerator 506 00:27:11,571 --> 00:27:13,686 and their algorithm is sending you, like, 507 00:27:13,696 --> 00:27:16,644 30 ads for more fridges. Great algo. 508 00:27:16,654 --> 00:27:19,269 Well, you're the business genius who sold me out 509 00:27:19,279 --> 00:27:20,935 to this fucker, 510 00:27:20,945 --> 00:27:22,728 so I'd like to hear Stewart's thoughts. 511 00:27:22,738 --> 00:27:24,436 OK, I'll get Jess to... 512 00:27:24,446 --> 00:27:27,279 It's a 30-fuckin'-second walkaway, son. 513 00:27:32,821 --> 00:27:34,279 Sure. 514 00:27:36,779 --> 00:27:38,195 So, Stewart... 515 00:27:48,237 --> 00:27:49,394 Jess. 516 00:27:49,404 --> 00:27:50,436 Hey, Jess? 517 00:27:50,446 --> 00:27:51,519 Yeah? 518 00:27:51,529 --> 00:27:53,185 Has anyone been... 519 00:27:53,195 --> 00:27:54,904 Uh, your dad came in for like two minutes. 520 00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:26,404 What the... 521 00:28:27,446 --> 00:28:29,112 Oh, Jesus, fuck. 522 00:28:42,029 --> 00:28:44,144 Just like gone in... 523 00:28:44,154 --> 00:28:46,561 Hey. 524 00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:49,853 So, I think we're buyin'. 525 00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:51,811 Good with you, Stewart? 526 00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:53,613 You're the boss. 527 00:28:56,112 --> 00:28:57,654 All good? 528 00:29:01,195 --> 00:29:04,894 Stewart, are you goin' to the Sad Sack Wasp Trap tonight? 529 00:29:04,904 --> 00:29:07,853 - The... - He means the RECNY ball. 530 00:29:07,863 --> 00:29:10,894 Oh. Yes. I am. I'm sorry to hear that you're not gonna make it. 531 00:29:10,904 --> 00:29:12,811 Oh, no, no, I'll be there. 532 00:29:12,821 --> 00:29:15,144 Well, I'm payin' for the fuckin' thing, 533 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,935 so I might as well go. 534 00:29:16,945 --> 00:29:18,487 Yeah. 535 00:29:19,987 --> 00:29:21,769 You sure it was him? 536 00:29:21,779 --> 00:29:24,060 You think a lot of people come in here and take a piss? 537 00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:25,935 Maybe someone spilled something. 538 00:29:25,945 --> 00:29:28,644 Yeah, maybe the massive fucking ice sculpture 539 00:29:28,654 --> 00:29:30,769 I forgot about melted. It's urine. 540 00:29:30,779 --> 00:29:32,853 This isn't a false flag, is it? 541 00:29:32,863 --> 00:29:35,185 Did you piss on your own floor? 542 00:29:35,195 --> 00:29:38,686 Why are you looking like that? What... What if people knew? 543 00:29:38,696 --> 00:29:41,977 - Gerri, you gotta talk to him. - What do you want me to say? 544 00:29:41,987 --> 00:29:44,935 Well, first tell him where to go pee-pee and poo-poo. 545 00:29:44,945 --> 00:29:46,656 He came in, he was talking to Stewy. 546 00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:48,769 What's he gonna do next, start jizzing in my coffee? 547 00:29:48,779 --> 00:29:50,519 Take a dump on my iPad? 548 00:29:50,529 --> 00:29:51,894 He's still in recovery mode. 549 00:29:51,904 --> 00:29:53,394 If he thinks he's OK to come back, 550 00:29:53,404 --> 00:29:54,977 he should talk to you, Gerri, 551 00:29:54,987 --> 00:29:57,352 and the nominating committee, and set a date. Right? 552 00:29:57,362 --> 00:30:00,269 Well, technically, but it's kind of a gray area because... 553 00:30:00,279 --> 00:30:02,853 - He says he's coming tonight. - You're kidding. 554 00:30:02,863 --> 00:30:04,894 OK, well, that's a concern, because obviously 555 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,060 with major investors and press on hand.. 556 00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:10,019 Yeah, I know. What if he freaks out? 557 00:30:10,029 --> 00:30:12,060 What if he falls asleep in his soup? 558 00:30:12,070 --> 00:30:14,144 What if he starts shouting racist comments? 559 00:30:14,154 --> 00:30:16,102 Just another Saturday night, baby. 560 00:30:16,112 --> 00:30:19,477 We have a fiduciary duty not to let the company look, uh, nuts. 561 00:30:19,487 --> 00:30:21,811 What did you do, Kendall, when you realized he'd done this? 562 00:30:21,821 --> 00:30:25,894 - What did I do? - Yeah. How did you respond? 563 00:30:25,904 --> 00:30:28,644 I... I don't know, I didn't want to humiliate him. 564 00:30:28,654 --> 00:30:30,738 - Hmm. - What? 565 00:30:36,404 --> 00:30:39,769 This would be the third injection I've given you in a month. 566 00:30:39,779 --> 00:30:41,853 He feels he needs to be there. 567 00:30:41,863 --> 00:30:44,102 You're only meant to have three in a year. 568 00:30:44,112 --> 00:30:45,728 No wonder you're not sleeping. 569 00:30:45,738 --> 00:30:48,561 You're risking long-term nerve damage. 570 00:30:48,571 --> 00:30:52,102 Jab. Not jabber. 571 00:30:52,112 --> 00:30:54,404 Shut up and shoot up. 572 00:30:57,738 --> 00:31:00,686 Sweetie? Really do with some advice. 573 00:31:00,696 --> 00:31:03,269 - Yeah? - So, look, I don't... 574 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,185 I don't wanna get you into this, but, um, 575 00:31:06,195 --> 00:31:09,227 well, Bill told me, as part of the handover, 576 00:31:09,237 --> 00:31:11,853 - where some of the bodies were buried. - Mm-hmm? 577 00:31:11,863 --> 00:31:14,686 And, uh, they're not very well-buried bodies, 578 00:31:14,696 --> 00:31:17,269 and they're not really even bodies, they're... 579 00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:19,394 kind of zombies? 580 00:31:19,404 --> 00:31:23,269 They're ready to rise up from the dead at any moment 581 00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,227 - and kill me. - Uh-huh? 582 00:31:25,237 --> 00:31:28,185 I'm worried that if... if it does come out, 583 00:31:28,195 --> 00:31:30,769 and it's sort of... it's kind of bound to come out, 584 00:31:30,779 --> 00:31:32,935 and it's while I'm in charge, I'm dead, 585 00:31:32,945 --> 00:31:35,019 because I know, and I'm not doing anything. 586 00:31:35,029 --> 00:31:37,894 But if I do do something, I've gotta, you know, do something. 587 00:31:37,904 --> 00:31:40,894 - Right. - And I'd like to, 588 00:31:40,904 --> 00:31:43,144 you know, not... obviously not carry the can, 589 00:31:43,154 --> 00:31:45,144 but maybe do the right thing. 590 00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:46,603 OK. 591 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,436 And what is the right thing? 592 00:31:48,446 --> 00:31:50,060 Well, what I'm thinking... 593 00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:51,853 is a press conference. 594 00:31:51,863 --> 00:31:54,060 - Oh? OK. - Yeah. And tell... 595 00:31:54,070 --> 00:31:57,311 Get everybody in, tell all the top execs and the law guys, 596 00:31:57,321 --> 00:31:59,060 and we go public. 597 00:31:59,070 --> 00:32:02,144 Open investigation, disinfectant of sunlight, 598 00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,811 and, you know, we pin the rap 599 00:32:04,821 --> 00:32:07,477 on a tight group of naughty, rotten apples. 600 00:32:07,487 --> 00:32:09,311 Oh. OK. 601 00:32:09,321 --> 00:32:11,185 - Uh-huh? - Well, that sounds brave. 602 00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:14,144 Yes. Right. Is that good? 603 00:32:14,154 --> 00:32:15,977 Uh... I'm sorry, can we circle back? 604 00:32:15,987 --> 00:32:17,571 I just... I gotta take this from Joyce. 605 00:32:19,029 --> 00:32:21,185 Yeah? 606 00:32:21,195 --> 00:32:22,853 Look, I did what I can. 607 00:32:22,863 --> 00:32:24,352 It's dropping down the running order. 608 00:32:24,362 --> 00:32:26,769 But long-term, you gotta ask yourself, 609 00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:28,686 will your husband's dirty pink asshole 610 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:32,311 go nicely with that lovely white house on Pennsylvania Avenue? 611 00:32:42,404 --> 00:32:43,529 Wave, Roman! 612 00:33:14,154 --> 00:33:15,779 Wait for me. 613 00:33:16,904 --> 00:33:18,446 Thank you. 614 00:33:20,987 --> 00:33:23,394 - Wait, wait, wait. - I'm OK. 615 00:33:23,404 --> 00:33:26,029 All right. OK. 616 00:33:27,696 --> 00:33:28,738 You're OK? 617 00:33:31,404 --> 00:33:34,469 I don't think I can do this. 618 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,505 Yes, you can. 619 00:33:35,516 --> 00:33:37,561 Vas-y and fuck them. 620 00:33:37,571 --> 00:33:40,279 OK. Let's go. 621 00:33:55,571 --> 00:33:58,769 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 622 00:33:58,779 --> 00:34:00,311 Excuse me! 623 00:34:00,321 --> 00:34:01,977 OK, what the hell is this? 624 00:34:01,987 --> 00:34:03,394 Uh, fork? 625 00:34:03,404 --> 00:34:06,102 Forks are to be placed thusly. 626 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:09,311 This is how they do it at a Dakota dude ranch. 627 00:34:09,321 --> 00:34:11,102 This is how we do it at the RECNY ball. 628 00:34:11,112 --> 00:34:13,446 Now, please go check every other fork. 629 00:34:15,446 --> 00:34:17,102 It's unbelievable. 630 00:34:17,112 --> 00:34:20,603 Now, why is everyone standing on this side of the room? 631 00:34:20,613 --> 00:34:23,185 The room is growing lopsided. 632 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,811 - Let's lead them. - What? 633 00:34:25,821 --> 00:34:28,144 Like sheep, Willa, let's lead them like sheep. 634 00:34:28,154 --> 00:34:30,935 Go around this way and corral them. Corral them this way, OK? 635 00:34:30,945 --> 00:34:32,977 - I'm gonna go this way. - OK. OK. 636 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:34,728 Hello! Everyone! 637 00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:36,935 - Everyone! Hi! - Come on, everybody, 638 00:34:36,945 --> 00:34:39,311 I'm sorry to interrupt, you all look fabulous, 639 00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:42,020 I just want to say if you're having trouble getting a drink over there, 640 00:34:42,031 --> 00:34:43,561 identical bar over here... 641 00:34:43,571 --> 00:34:45,436 If you could just go to this side. 642 00:34:45,446 --> 00:34:47,887 Enjoy the space, there's acres of it. So have a good time. 643 00:34:47,898 --> 00:34:49,811 The signature cocktail? Too avant-garde. 644 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,561 The servers are creating bottlenecks. 645 00:34:51,571 --> 00:34:53,644 They put pesto in the gin... it's a disaster. 646 00:34:53,654 --> 00:34:54,952 There's no flow, Stephanie. 647 00:34:54,963 --> 00:34:57,019 The evening is congealing... there is no flow. OK? 648 00:34:57,029 --> 00:35:00,977 Mark Morris, yeah, so my dad's first wife 649 00:35:00,987 --> 00:35:03,311 thought she was gonna, you know, empty the ghettos 650 00:35:03,321 --> 00:35:06,686 and get everyone into ballet when they started this thing. 651 00:35:06,696 --> 00:35:08,728 - Yeah. - So patronizing. 652 00:35:08,738 --> 00:35:10,519 What are you drinking? 653 00:35:10,529 --> 00:35:13,019 Uh, a white wine. 654 00:35:13,029 --> 00:35:14,394 Can we get a white wine? 655 00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:16,686 A couple of the kids who got into New York City Ballet 656 00:35:16,696 --> 00:35:18,977 still send us cards at Christmas, 657 00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:21,019 because that's nice or whatever. 658 00:35:21,029 --> 00:35:23,144 No, it's nice. 659 00:35:23,154 --> 00:35:24,935 Yeah. It's, uh... 660 00:35:24,945 --> 00:35:27,686 it's dumb, but it's cool. 661 00:35:27,696 --> 00:35:29,237 Can I have a bitters and soda? 662 00:35:31,654 --> 00:35:34,185 I'm actually kind of nervous about the speech. 663 00:35:34,195 --> 00:35:35,977 - Are you? - Yeah. 664 00:35:35,987 --> 00:35:38,853 Maybe you can, uh, give me some pointers. 665 00:35:38,863 --> 00:35:42,654 You're the ATN pro, actually. 666 00:35:44,362 --> 00:35:45,821 Good, good. 667 00:35:45,945 --> 00:35:47,977 Is that too wry? 668 00:35:47,987 --> 00:35:50,977 About our good works? Is that, like, snitty? 669 00:35:50,987 --> 00:35:53,519 Uh, well, there's all this, 670 00:35:53,529 --> 00:35:55,561 like, three pages of, you know, 671 00:35:55,571 --> 00:35:58,436 about you and the family, and the good works, and the big hearts, 672 00:35:58,446 --> 00:36:00,561 and on and on and on. 673 00:36:02,195 --> 00:36:05,394 Excusing you, but I didn't ask for editorial comment. 674 00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:07,686 Now it's into Kendall, OK, 675 00:36:07,696 --> 00:36:09,394 and he's all blah blah blah. 676 00:36:09,404 --> 00:36:10,561 Hold on, pal. What is this? 677 00:36:10,571 --> 00:36:12,603 Roll that back. What is that? 678 00:36:12,613 --> 00:36:14,477 What? 679 00:36:14,487 --> 00:36:17,227 - "Surprise Logan retirement announcement." - Uh, yeah. 680 00:36:17,237 --> 00:36:19,404 That came through late. He said he'd just wing it. 681 00:36:23,112 --> 00:36:24,269 OK. 682 00:36:24,279 --> 00:36:27,603 Mr. Bond. 683 00:36:27,613 --> 00:36:29,603 I've been expecting you. How are ya? 684 00:36:29,613 --> 00:36:31,102 Where are you sitting, man? 685 00:36:31,112 --> 00:36:32,519 - Um... - In the basement? 686 00:36:32,529 --> 00:36:34,185 Out by the dumpsters? 687 00:36:34,195 --> 00:36:36,102 Maybe you... do you want to trade? 688 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:37,561 Maybe you'll meet a wealthy widow 689 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,644 and you can seduce her with your sad eyes. 690 00:36:39,654 --> 00:36:42,185 She can keep you as a pet in Westchester. 691 00:36:42,195 --> 00:36:44,436 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 692 00:36:44,446 --> 00:36:47,269 - You look nice this evening. - As do you. 693 00:36:47,279 --> 00:36:49,436 Thank you. So, Tom, 694 00:36:49,446 --> 00:36:50,686 I hear you're thinking about 695 00:36:50,696 --> 00:36:52,613 holding a little press conference? 696 00:36:54,195 --> 00:36:56,779 - You know about that? - I don't know anything. 697 00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:02,533 - Right. I just think it's the best thing to do... - Tom, you need to shut up. 698 00:37:02,544 --> 00:37:04,868 This isn't the time to get your conscience out and shout, 699 00:37:04,879 --> 00:37:06,728 "Hey, look at me! I cannot tell a lie! 700 00:37:06,738 --> 00:37:08,769 I'm a good little boy, look at my ding-dong." 701 00:37:08,779 --> 00:37:11,935 OK, I don't think that's a fair characterization of what I'm... 702 00:37:11,945 --> 00:37:13,811 Have you ever heard of the Sin Cake Eater? 703 00:37:13,821 --> 00:37:16,686 - No. - He would come to the funeral 704 00:37:16,696 --> 00:37:20,477 and he would eat all the little cakes they laid out on the corpse... 705 00:37:20,487 --> 00:37:22,561 he ate up all the sins. 706 00:37:22,571 --> 00:37:25,269 And you know what? The Sin Cake Eater was very well paid. 707 00:37:25,279 --> 00:37:28,811 And so long as there was another one who came along after he died, 708 00:37:28,821 --> 00:37:30,603 it all worked out. 709 00:37:30,613 --> 00:37:33,227 So, this may not be the best situation, 710 00:37:33,237 --> 00:37:36,686 but there are harder jobs, and you get a fuckload of cake. 711 00:37:36,696 --> 00:37:39,894 Can I ask you where you heard about this, please? 712 00:37:39,904 --> 00:37:43,811 Tom, it's tough to have to tell you like this, 713 00:37:43,821 --> 00:37:46,477 but I'm in a sexual relationship with your mother. 714 00:37:46,487 --> 00:37:48,613 She talks in her sleep. 715 00:37:57,696 --> 00:37:59,311 Excuse me. 716 00:37:59,321 --> 00:38:01,686 Hey. Hey, Pa, how ya doin'? 717 00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:04,853 — Just wanted to check in on something. 718 00:38:04,863 --> 00:38:08,102 Just wanted to check that you're aware of Kendall announcing 719 00:38:08,112 --> 00:38:10,102 your retirement this evening? 720 00:38:10,112 --> 00:38:11,477 I mean, I'm sure you were, 721 00:38:11,487 --> 00:38:12,935 but I just wanted to triple-check. 722 00:38:12,945 --> 00:38:16,561 - What? - Yeah. Is that right? 723 00:38:16,571 --> 00:38:18,185 - No. - No? 724 00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:20,185 Is it a mistake? Because Kendall's gonna say it. 725 00:38:20,195 --> 00:38:21,529 It's on the teleprompter. 726 00:38:23,863 --> 00:38:25,863 There's been a change of plan. 727 00:38:27,362 --> 00:38:30,144 Kendall's not speaking. 728 00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:31,519 I am. 729 00:38:31,529 --> 00:38:32,541 OK, good. 730 00:38:40,237 --> 00:38:42,728 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 731 00:38:42,738 --> 00:38:44,644 I'm your host, Mark Ravenhead, 732 00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:46,644 and welcome to the RECNY ball. 733 00:38:48,487 --> 00:38:50,811 Hey. Hey! 734 00:38:50,821 --> 00:38:52,686 The butter's too cold! 735 00:38:52,696 --> 00:38:54,603 The butter is too cold! 736 00:38:54,613 --> 00:38:58,227 The butter's all fucked! You're fuckwads and you fucked it! 737 00:38:58,237 --> 00:39:01,144 - There's dinner rolls ripping out there as we speak! - Connor! 738 00:39:01,154 --> 00:39:02,935 - Connor. - I am a laughingstock! 739 00:39:02,945 --> 00:39:05,561 There are always issues when you serve this many people, 740 00:39:05,571 --> 00:39:07,561 but I think, on the whole, 741 00:39:07,571 --> 00:39:09,935 it's going very well. 742 00:39:09,945 --> 00:39:11,686 Complacent! You're fired! 743 00:39:11,696 --> 00:39:14,853 You're all fired! Idiots! 744 00:39:14,863 --> 00:39:19,102 Can't fuckin' believe it. Surrounded by imbeciles! 745 00:39:20,654 --> 00:39:22,561 Hey. Come with me. Come with me. 746 00:39:22,571 --> 00:39:23,987 Come on. 747 00:39:29,362 --> 00:39:32,269 - You lump of fucking turducken. - Hi, T-Tom. 748 00:39:32,279 --> 00:39:33,769 - Did you squeal? - What? 749 00:39:33,779 --> 00:39:35,728 Did you bitch me out, pig man? 750 00:39:35,738 --> 00:39:38,644 - As in... - You bleated about the fuckin' press conference. 751 00:39:38,654 --> 00:39:39,686 - No! - Yes, you did. 752 00:39:39,696 --> 00:39:41,477 - No, I did not! - Yes, you did, 753 00:39:41,487 --> 00:39:42,853 you filthy piece of shit. 754 00:39:42,863 --> 00:39:44,894 I ought to drag you into the kitchens 755 00:39:44,904 --> 00:39:46,486 and have them boil you until you're s... 756 00:39:46,497 --> 00:39:48,977 My God, you just touch me, Greg? 757 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,894 Tom, I'm sor... Your spittle was actually, like... 758 00:39:51,904 --> 00:39:54,080 This is extraordinary. What are we gonna do about this? 759 00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:55,769 Are these assaults going to be ongoing? 760 00:39:55,779 --> 00:39:58,394 - No! - You tell me you didn't do it? 761 00:39:58,404 --> 00:39:59,894 I promise, I swear to God! 762 00:39:59,904 --> 00:40:01,977 Then who the fuck did, then, Greg? 763 00:40:01,987 --> 00:40:04,019 Because I only told you. 764 00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:05,154 Believe me, man... 765 00:40:07,779 --> 00:40:09,894 Fuck off. 766 00:40:09,904 --> 00:40:11,436 Revolutionizing Internet radio 767 00:40:11,446 --> 00:40:13,227 to his work with local children. 768 00:40:13,237 --> 00:40:15,811 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Juno Hernandez! 769 00:40:31,112 --> 00:40:32,853 - Hey, Dad. - Mm. 770 00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:36,894 Um, so I don't want to shit-talk Kendall, uh... 771 00:40:36,904 --> 00:40:38,935 he ain't up to the job... 772 00:40:38,945 --> 00:40:41,769 but, uh, I think I speak for everyone here 773 00:40:41,779 --> 00:40:43,394 when I say it's great to see you back. 774 00:40:43,404 --> 00:40:45,686 - Ah, thank you, son. - Yeah. 775 00:40:45,696 --> 00:40:48,227 But one thing, um, 776 00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:51,102 and I don't mind, it's fine, 777 00:40:51,112 --> 00:40:54,853 but I do want to say that Frank is what to me, now? 778 00:40:54,863 --> 00:40:57,060 He's vice-chairman, 779 00:40:57,070 --> 00:40:59,352 and you're general advisor. 780 00:40:59,362 --> 00:41:01,863 And why is that? 781 00:41:03,404 --> 00:41:06,269 What's the situation with the park numbers? 782 00:41:06,279 --> 00:41:07,728 - Park numbers? - Mm-hmm. 783 00:41:07,738 --> 00:41:09,686 Attendances are good, 784 00:41:09,696 --> 00:41:13,019 but the occupied room nights are down on last year. 785 00:41:13,029 --> 00:41:15,935 I'm just waiting for Tom to get his feet, like, 786 00:41:15,945 --> 00:41:17,519 fully under the table. 787 00:41:17,529 --> 00:41:21,102 The guy is a flake, is actually the truth of it, 788 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,728 but I'm on it. I'm on it. 789 00:41:22,738 --> 00:41:24,894 When are you coming back in again? 790 00:41:24,904 --> 00:41:26,728 You need to soak up Frank's experience. 791 00:41:26,738 --> 00:41:28,394 OK, but what does that mean? 792 00:41:28,404 --> 00:41:31,935 It means do what he fuckin' tells ya. 793 00:41:31,945 --> 00:41:33,779 So sorry about the butter, guys. 794 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,102 There was a problem with the butter? 795 00:41:40,112 --> 00:41:42,519 - Frozen. - Oh. 796 00:41:42,529 --> 00:41:45,185 So remember, texting is encouraged tonight. 797 00:41:45,195 --> 00:41:46,311 Please, no sexting, 798 00:41:46,321 --> 00:41:49,060 uh, but texting is fine... 799 00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:50,686 Governor. Watching you. 800 00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:52,311 Let's get those numbers in. 801 00:41:52,321 --> 00:41:54,352 I want to see everybody's name up on that screen, 802 00:41:54,362 --> 00:41:56,269 and on behalf of everyone here at RECNY, 803 00:41:56,279 --> 00:41:57,977 thank you for your donation. 804 00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:05,571 Hi. 805 00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:08,613 Oh, uh, no. Hold on. 806 00:42:14,863 --> 00:42:17,102 Thaaaank you. 807 00:42:17,112 --> 00:42:19,321 Ah-ah-ah-ah. You stick around. 808 00:42:25,237 --> 00:42:28,022 Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something? 809 00:42:28,033 --> 00:42:30,863 If you like her so much, why don't you just ask for her fuckin' number? 810 00:42:30,874 --> 00:42:33,269 - Rome... - No. I mean, 811 00:42:33,279 --> 00:42:35,935 you clearly want to, right? 812 00:42:35,945 --> 00:42:38,853 Grace, would you like to give this man your number? 813 00:42:38,863 --> 00:42:41,154 Yeah. I'd like to give him my number. 814 00:42:43,195 --> 00:42:45,154 Why don't you ask for her number, then? 815 00:42:50,195 --> 00:42:51,644 Can I get your number? 816 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:55,477 Can I have a pen, please? 817 00:42:55,487 --> 00:42:58,561 Oh, OK. Here we go. Yeah. It's happenin'. 818 00:42:58,571 --> 00:42:59,687 That's handy. 819 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,269 That's actually her number. 820 00:43:04,654 --> 00:43:06,102 Hmm. Wait, wait, wait. 821 00:43:06,112 --> 00:43:07,613 Bup-bup-bup-bup... 822 00:43:11,029 --> 00:43:14,321 And fetch another bottle, please. Thank you. 823 00:43:17,529 --> 00:43:19,894 Thanks, Brian. Thanks, Fritz. Good to see you. 824 00:43:19,904 --> 00:43:22,477 - Nice work, bro. - What do you mean? 825 00:43:22,487 --> 00:43:24,686 You know, fuckin' the talent. 826 00:43:24,696 --> 00:43:27,060 - Hey. Come on. - No! It's cool It's cool. 827 00:43:27,070 --> 00:43:29,227 You're fuckin' ATN, ATN's fuckin' me... 828 00:43:29,237 --> 00:43:32,404 it's a little fucking clusterfuck, yeah? 829 00:43:37,529 --> 00:43:38,935 Hey. 830 00:43:38,945 --> 00:43:40,769 - Hi. - Everything good? 831 00:43:40,779 --> 00:43:43,519 Yes, I'm having a lovely time. 832 00:43:43,529 --> 00:43:44,738 Thanks. 833 00:43:47,321 --> 00:43:49,185 So sorry about the butter. 834 00:43:49,195 --> 00:43:50,679 And just so you know, 835 00:43:50,690 --> 00:43:52,478 apparently, Dad's going to be doing the speech now, 836 00:43:52,489 --> 00:43:54,686 so late change of plans, I hope that's cool. 837 00:43:54,696 --> 00:43:57,561 - What... - Well, yeah, he just said. 838 00:43:57,571 --> 00:43:59,977 I guess that put a spoke in quite a few wheels, huh? 839 00:43:59,987 --> 00:44:01,894 Con. Con. He's in no fit state. 840 00:44:01,904 --> 00:44:03,529 Gotta go backstage. 841 00:44:06,529 --> 00:44:09,019 Uh, Gerri. Gerri. Can we talk? 842 00:44:09,029 --> 00:44:10,029 Sure. 843 00:44:13,613 --> 00:44:14,728 Over here. 844 00:44:17,904 --> 00:44:21,311 Uh, Dad wants to do the speech. 845 00:44:21,321 --> 00:44:23,603 OK. I did not know that. 846 00:44:23,613 --> 00:44:27,394 Yeah. When he opens his mouth, anything could come out. 847 00:44:27,404 --> 00:44:29,352 Drool, anti-Semitism, 848 00:44:29,362 --> 00:44:32,561 fucking string of silk handkerchiefs tied together. 849 00:44:32,571 --> 00:44:34,394 I mean, if... 850 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:36,603 if he fucks up publicly, 851 00:44:36,613 --> 00:44:38,352 we have a major problem. 852 00:44:38,362 --> 00:44:40,613 - Right. - You need to talk to him. 853 00:44:43,738 --> 00:44:46,237 - OK. Got it. - OK? OK. 854 00:44:52,571 --> 00:44:55,935 Lasagna? Did you know they had some lasagna? 855 00:44:55,945 --> 00:44:58,613 - Would you like some? - Oh, yeah. 856 00:44:59,904 --> 00:45:01,102 - Hey. - Hmm. 857 00:45:01,112 --> 00:45:03,811 - You good? - I'm good. 858 00:45:03,821 --> 00:45:04,945 Great. 859 00:45:10,529 --> 00:45:12,227 Good luck tonight. 860 00:45:12,237 --> 00:45:14,144 Gonna knock it out of the park. 861 00:45:14,154 --> 00:45:15,279 Thank you. 862 00:45:24,195 --> 00:45:25,571 Good luck. 863 00:45:26,945 --> 00:45:29,394 Bon chance. 864 00:45:29,404 --> 00:45:30,935 Best foot forward. 865 00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,019 You can do it. 866 00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:35,227 - Good luck. - Thanks. 867 00:45:35,237 --> 00:45:37,644 - Nervous? - Not too bad. 868 00:45:37,654 --> 00:45:40,821 I had a thing with the butter, but... seems to be OK. 869 00:45:42,487 --> 00:45:44,477 - Where you from? - Bushwick. 870 00:45:44,487 --> 00:45:46,311 Indeed. Yes, indeed. 871 00:45:46,321 --> 00:45:49,394 Well, wonderful. Great effort. 872 00:45:49,404 --> 00:45:51,644 Connor Roy. 873 00:45:51,654 --> 00:45:54,935 People have a lot of preconceptions about me, too. 874 00:45:54,945 --> 00:45:57,144 It's difficult. 875 00:45:57,154 --> 00:46:00,185 I mean, not... like I'm sure everything is for you, 876 00:46:00,195 --> 00:46:02,436 - but, you know. - Right. 877 00:46:02,446 --> 00:46:04,227 See, I actually have this idea 878 00:46:04,237 --> 00:46:05,977 that social equality could be effected 879 00:46:05,987 --> 00:46:08,269 by a complete eradication of federal support. 880 00:46:08,279 --> 00:46:11,102 Just people like you and I, doin' it together, 881 00:46:11,112 --> 00:46:13,608 - fighting it out without all the bullshit... - OK, this is me. 882 00:46:13,619 --> 00:46:15,185 Great! Break a leg, my friend. 883 00:47:32,987 --> 00:47:34,029 That was great. 884 00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,436 Hey, you. 885 00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:47,977 Good job, Con. 886 00:47:47,987 --> 00:47:49,227 Best event of the fall. 887 00:47:49,237 --> 00:47:50,728 - Thanks, man. - Really. 888 00:47:50,738 --> 00:47:52,519 Hey, terrific evening, huh? 889 00:47:52,529 --> 00:47:56,769 You really showed it to those cystic fibrosis fuckheads, huh? 890 00:47:56,779 --> 00:47:59,935 Well, it's all about the charity. It's not about me, buddy. 891 00:47:59,945 --> 00:48:01,154 - You're right. - OK, thanks. 892 00:48:02,904 --> 00:48:05,227 Hey! Hey, you guys! 893 00:48:05,237 --> 00:48:07,311 You won't believe what people are saying out there. 894 00:48:07,321 --> 00:48:08,977 It's amazing! We tore it up. 895 00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:11,561 We nailed it, man! Score, team RECNY! 896 00:48:11,571 --> 00:48:13,769 You're awesome, dude. You're awesome, awesome, awesome. 897 00:48:13,779 --> 00:48:16,769 I love you so much. Everyone, you're amazing and I love you so much. 898 00:48:16,779 --> 00:48:19,060 Stephanie, my rock! 899 00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:21,321 Come on, bring it. Come on, come on, come on. 900 00:48:23,987 --> 00:48:26,644 Business mogul, philanthropist, 901 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:30,644 and guy whose name is on all of my checks... 902 00:48:32,154 --> 00:48:33,436 ladies and gentlemen, 903 00:48:33,446 --> 00:48:35,811 it is my profound pleasure 904 00:48:35,821 --> 00:48:38,977 to introduce to you, on this most auspicious of occasions... 905 00:48:38,987 --> 00:48:44,352 — in a change to advertised attractions, 906 00:48:44,362 --> 00:48:47,144 the man, the legend... 907 00:48:47,154 --> 00:48:48,935 Logan Roy! 908 00:48:48,945 --> 00:48:53,185 Ooh. Elvis. I thought we were getting a supporting act. 909 00:49:03,195 --> 00:49:06,394 Keep going. 910 00:49:06,404 --> 00:49:08,477 Just get to Dan 911 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,529 and pretend you're talking. 912 00:49:13,696 --> 00:49:16,853 There's a $40 billion market cap 913 00:49:16,863 --> 00:49:19,060 waiting to see if he makes it. 914 00:49:19,070 --> 00:49:22,519 If he falls, I'm gonna lose one of my several houses, 915 00:49:22,529 --> 00:49:24,237 and you're gonna pay for the next one. 916 00:49:26,987 --> 00:49:29,811 My God, he's really milking the walk. 917 00:49:29,821 --> 00:49:32,029 Nearly there. Come on. 918 00:49:47,029 --> 00:49:49,519 Thank you. Um... 919 00:49:49,529 --> 00:49:51,894 uh... evening. 920 00:49:51,904 --> 00:49:54,686 First, I'd, uh, 921 00:49:54,696 --> 00:49:58,603 I'd like to thank my wife, Marcia, for, uh... 922 00:49:58,613 --> 00:49:59,779 everything. 923 00:50:02,613 --> 00:50:03,904 Thank you. 924 00:50:05,154 --> 00:50:07,060 Uh, thanks, 925 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,977 thanks to you all for coming, 926 00:50:08,987 --> 00:50:12,227 and thanks to those who have supported me 927 00:50:12,237 --> 00:50:14,811 during my recent 928 00:50:14,821 --> 00:50:18,060 health nonsense. 929 00:50:18,070 --> 00:50:20,728 Head cold. 930 00:50:20,738 --> 00:50:23,977 Yeah, uh, yeah, that's, uh, yeah. 931 00:50:23,987 --> 00:50:26,644 So... 932 00:50:26,654 --> 00:50:28,404 personal n-news. 933 00:50:30,279 --> 00:50:35,269 Someone took advantage 934 00:50:35,279 --> 00:50:39,894 of me being in the hospital, 935 00:50:39,904 --> 00:50:42,977 to... 936 00:50:42,987 --> 00:50:46,853 propose... 937 00:50:46,863 --> 00:50:48,436 to my daughter. 938 00:50:48,446 --> 00:50:51,436 So I'd like to take this opportunity 939 00:50:51,446 --> 00:50:56,686 to welcome her fiancé, Tom Wamsgans, to the family. 940 00:50:56,696 --> 00:50:58,519 Welcome to the family, Tom. 941 00:51:01,613 --> 00:51:04,269 It's so, so important 942 00:51:04,279 --> 00:51:09,321 that children are supported and encouraged. 943 00:51:10,654 --> 00:51:12,321 And, uh... 944 00:51:14,321 --> 00:51:16,436 everything I've done, 945 00:51:16,446 --> 00:51:18,977 I've done for my children. 946 00:51:18,987 --> 00:51:22,144 And I'm proud of the way 947 00:51:22,154 --> 00:51:25,311 that they've pulled together 948 00:51:25,321 --> 00:51:27,644 during my issue. 949 00:51:27,654 --> 00:51:31,227 And, in particular, 950 00:51:31,237 --> 00:51:34,029 my son... Kendall. 951 00:51:37,487 --> 00:51:39,279 Well done, Ken. 952 00:51:42,362 --> 00:51:44,603 And now 953 00:51:44,613 --> 00:51:48,269 for one last announcement of the night. 954 00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:51,529 I'm officially announcing... 955 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:57,019 I'm back. 956 00:51:58,112 --> 00:52:01,237 You better believe, I'm back. 957 00:52:02,362 --> 00:52:04,227 Full-time... 958 00:52:04,237 --> 00:52:06,935 better than ever. 959 00:52:06,945 --> 00:52:08,644 Thank you. 960 00:52:08,654 --> 00:52:09,977 All right! 961 00:52:09,987 --> 00:52:11,404 Thank you! 962 00:52:17,362 --> 00:52:20,195 - Get me out of here. - Logan Roy, everybody! 963 00:52:33,237 --> 00:52:35,769 Yeah, nice one. Way to go, Dad. 964 00:52:35,779 --> 00:52:37,894 Why would you do that? Huh? 965 00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:39,935 I see you. 966 00:52:39,945 --> 00:52:42,977 I spied you fuckin' out, son. Don't ever do that to me again. 967 00:52:42,987 --> 00:52:45,811 I have no idea what you're talking about. 968 00:52:45,821 --> 00:52:48,394 Retire me, shoot me like a dog in the street. 969 00:52:48,404 --> 00:52:50,436 I heard about your little speech. 970 00:52:50,446 --> 00:52:53,935 My speech? I was gonna do one fuckin' joke about how you'd never retire. 971 00:52:53,945 --> 00:52:56,394 Bullshit! 972 00:52:56,404 --> 00:52:59,019 Why didn't you just talk to me? 973 00:52:59,029 --> 00:53:00,237 Fuck off. 974 00:53:04,404 --> 00:53:07,144 OK, OK. Pa. You're all right. 975 00:53:07,154 --> 00:53:08,977 OK. Thanks, Mark. 976 00:53:08,987 --> 00:53:10,987 Here. Easy, easy. Yeah. 977 00:53:12,654 --> 00:53:14,853 You OK? 978 00:53:14,863 --> 00:53:17,311 Yeah. Oh! Hey, Connor. 979 00:53:17,321 --> 00:53:19,227 You did well tonight. 980 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:22,102 I'm really, really proud of you. 981 00:53:22,112 --> 00:53:23,769 I can no longer obey, Dad. 982 00:53:23,779 --> 00:53:26,853 "I have tasted command, and I cannot give it up." 983 00:53:26,863 --> 00:53:30,935 A certain artillery cadet by the name of N. Bonaparte. 984 00:53:32,738 --> 00:53:34,227 Are you OK? 985 00:53:34,237 --> 00:53:36,769 - Let's go. - OK, let's go. 986 00:53:36,779 --> 00:53:39,102 Yeah. OK. 987 00:53:39,112 --> 00:53:42,144 Good night. Good job. 988 00:53:42,154 --> 00:53:43,487 Thank you. 989 00:53:49,654 --> 00:53:50,779 Hey. 990 00:53:55,154 --> 00:53:58,436 You know, look, Anna... 991 00:53:58,446 --> 00:54:00,811 can I just ask... 992 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:04,185 is there something... going on here? 993 00:54:04,195 --> 00:54:06,644 - As in? - I don't know, 994 00:54:06,654 --> 00:54:10,019 is there an atmosphere? Did I say something to offend you? 995 00:54:10,029 --> 00:54:12,519 This has been a lovely evening. 996 00:54:12,529 --> 00:54:14,311 I was so happy to come. 997 00:54:14,321 --> 00:54:17,477 So, am I crazy? 998 00:54:17,487 --> 00:54:19,811 I feel like I'm on a date with an app. 999 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:23,362 Like there's this invisible bubble wrap. 1000 00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:26,987 Look, um... 1001 00:54:28,696 --> 00:54:30,686 off the record, 1002 00:54:30,696 --> 00:54:32,185 off off, 1003 00:54:32,195 --> 00:54:34,686 you seem like a nice... guy. 1004 00:54:34,696 --> 00:54:35,904 Thank you. 1005 00:54:37,362 --> 00:54:38,894 Eva told me to come. 1006 00:54:38,904 --> 00:54:40,811 Asked. I mean, 1007 00:54:40,821 --> 00:54:43,352 I asked her to just, you know, ask your people. 1008 00:54:43,362 --> 00:54:45,227 It's fine. 1009 00:54:45,237 --> 00:54:47,352 I'm just seeing someone, 1010 00:54:47,362 --> 00:54:49,894 but y-you... you're the boss. 1011 00:54:49,904 --> 00:54:52,394 No. No, no, no. I'm... I'm not that guy. 1012 00:54:52,404 --> 00:54:55,185 Yeah, sure. No. I'm... 1013 00:54:55,195 --> 00:54:58,227 But actually, you are the guy. Right now. 1014 00:55:00,487 --> 00:55:02,561 What did she say? Eva? 1015 00:55:02,571 --> 00:55:03,853 Nothing. 1016 00:55:03,863 --> 00:55:05,519 Come on. Please, just... 1017 00:55:05,529 --> 00:55:10,603 To make sure that you had a really good time. 1018 00:55:10,613 --> 00:55:12,436 Was she joking? 1019 00:55:12,446 --> 00:55:14,227 Sure. 1020 00:55:14,237 --> 00:55:18,185 OK, uh, and I'd prefer it 1021 00:55:18,195 --> 00:55:19,904 if you didn't say anything. 1022 00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:24,603 Well, uh, I think I should. 1023 00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:26,102 Please don't. 1024 00:55:26,112 --> 00:55:27,571 OK. Sure. 1025 00:55:31,237 --> 00:55:34,019 Hey, come on, man. This is our charity. 1026 00:55:34,029 --> 00:55:37,060 How much a plate? You gotta get at least a blow job. 1027 00:55:37,070 --> 00:55:38,404 That's the law. 1028 00:55:40,404 --> 00:55:42,102 That's not the law. 1029 00:55:42,112 --> 00:55:44,102 Well, it's the ethical code, then, 1030 00:55:44,112 --> 00:55:45,519 and I hate to say this, 1031 00:55:45,529 --> 00:55:47,404 but she's behaved rather unethically here. 1032 00:56:12,279 --> 00:56:13,311 Hey. 1033 00:56:13,321 --> 00:56:15,446 Had a really good time. 1034 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:23,477 Good kid. Smart move. 1035 00:56:23,487 --> 00:56:26,227 Keep talking. 1036 00:56:26,237 --> 00:56:28,237 I aim to please, ma'am. 1037 00:56:30,029 --> 00:56:32,070 Did you tell him to call? 1038 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,394 Don't wake him up. 1039 00:57:21,404 --> 00:57:22,769 Please close the door. 1040 00:57:22,779 --> 00:57:24,019 Keep driving. 1041 00:57:24,029 --> 00:57:25,696 I want him to sleep. 1042 00:57:41,787 --> 00:57:44,380 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -