1 00:00:09,820 --> 00:00:12,695 You have arrived at your destination. 2 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:29,143 Hey, hey, hey. 3 00:00:30,653 --> 00:00:32,226 You're late. 4 00:00:32,236 --> 00:00:34,685 Well, like, ten minutes, Grandpa. 5 00:00:34,695 --> 00:00:36,727 Happy Thanksgiving! 6 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,560 Not for the Indians. 7 00:00:38,570 --> 00:00:40,310 No, sir. 8 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,904 Nope, that is... still true. 9 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:47,977 So, shall we grab some lunch and then hit the road? 10 00:00:47,987 --> 00:00:50,185 I gots the old rumblin' tum. 11 00:00:50,195 --> 00:00:53,029 No. Let's go before it snows. 12 00:02:15,496 --> 00:02:17,910 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 13 00:02:28,612 --> 00:02:29,935 - Ken. - Yeah. 14 00:02:29,945 --> 00:02:32,445 I think your dad might appreciate your input. 15 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:37,570 Uh, Ro. 16 00:02:41,445 --> 00:02:43,101 this, and we have... 17 00:02:43,111 --> 00:02:44,977 Oh, look out, folks. 18 00:02:44,987 --> 00:02:46,894 - Here come the top minds. - Hey. 19 00:02:46,904 --> 00:02:49,185 So, what you got cookin'? 20 00:02:49,195 --> 00:02:50,935 Really no need, gentlemen, 21 00:02:50,945 --> 00:02:52,935 Frank wanted to fold you in on this, 22 00:02:52,945 --> 00:02:57,226 but you should know, probably, my thinking in terms of things. 23 00:02:57,236 --> 00:02:59,268 There's a potential opportunity 24 00:02:59,278 --> 00:03:01,643 for some acquisitions and consolidation. 25 00:03:01,653 --> 00:03:04,143 Packet of local TV stations. 26 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:07,310 Local TV? 27 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,143 No one watches TV, Dad. 28 00:03:09,153 --> 00:03:12,810 No. TV is where the majority of people get their news. 29 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:15,143 More people watch local than any other kind. 30 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,977 Yeah, but not really. 31 00:03:16,987 --> 00:03:19,268 I could see short-term we make some cash, 32 00:03:19,278 --> 00:03:21,226 but I'm just saying, for Waystar, 33 00:03:21,236 --> 00:03:22,643 is this a good look? 34 00:03:22,653 --> 00:03:24,727 There's this fancy new business theory. 35 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:27,977 It's called "Make more than you spend and you're King Cunt." 36 00:03:27,987 --> 00:03:29,477 Dad, come on. 37 00:03:29,487 --> 00:03:31,643 Why shouldn't we do all the news? 38 00:03:31,653 --> 00:03:33,188 Why shouldn't we do all the news? 39 00:03:33,199 --> 00:03:35,060 - Yeah. - Well, Kim Jong Pop, 40 00:03:35,070 --> 00:03:37,185 because that's not how things work in this country. 41 00:03:37,195 --> 00:03:39,602 You just love telling people what to think, 42 00:03:39,612 --> 00:03:41,477 - don't you? - Fuck off. 43 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:44,101 People come to us because we don't sell them on anything. 44 00:03:44,111 --> 00:03:46,560 No packet of fuckin' bleedin' heart 45 00:03:46,570 --> 00:03:50,560 United Nations Volvo gender-bender horseshit. 46 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,560 The politics on this would be horrible. 47 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:55,435 Justice, FCC, anti-trust. 48 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:57,268 We'd be tied up for years. 49 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:59,393 Nah. TV's fucked. 50 00:03:59,403 --> 00:04:01,351 It needs to consolidate. 51 00:04:01,361 --> 00:04:03,351 Fine. I don't want to make this a thing. 52 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:05,852 You like local TV, great. You're smart. 53 00:04:05,862 --> 00:04:10,019 I just hope it doesn't mean we can't pursue diversification 54 00:04:10,029 --> 00:04:12,019 - and innovation. - Of course! 55 00:04:12,029 --> 00:04:13,560 India, China... 56 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:17,060 Do you know how many fuckin' people are in Indonesia? 57 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:19,518 - Roman. - Hmm? What? 58 00:04:19,528 --> 00:04:20,987 Uh, yeah, sure. Who doesn't? 59 00:04:24,361 --> 00:04:26,727 It's more than you think. Like, a billion. 60 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:28,769 Roman, you're a moron. 61 00:04:28,779 --> 00:04:30,935 You should get back into all that for us, Kendall. 62 00:04:30,945 --> 00:04:33,226 - Get back into what? - Vice-president. 63 00:04:33,236 --> 00:04:34,560 Digital. Global. 64 00:04:34,570 --> 00:04:37,477 Based out of Dubai, India, China... wherever. 65 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:40,404 Excuse me. Are you fuckin' serious? Meeting over. Fuck off. 66 00:04:49,851 --> 00:04:50,913 Dad? 67 00:04:52,403 --> 00:04:55,477 Dad! Hey! Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 68 00:04:55,487 --> 00:04:57,727 Stop. Stop. Got it. 69 00:04:57,737 --> 00:05:00,019 Oh. Shit. 70 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:02,894 That's a big fuckin' mess. 71 00:05:02,904 --> 00:05:05,143 - Get any on ya? No? - Hmm. 72 00:05:05,153 --> 00:05:08,019 Get someone to clean this up? 73 00:05:08,029 --> 00:05:09,477 Yeah? 74 00:05:09,487 --> 00:05:11,382 You all right, Dad? 75 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,554 Yeah. Fine. 76 00:05:16,195 --> 00:05:18,361 A long drive, eh? 77 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,268 I get it. 78 00:05:21,278 --> 00:05:24,101 You know, Mom had a friend who was afraid of flying, 79 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:26,445 but he actually died in a traffic accident. 80 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,935 Uh... And he was on a bike 81 00:05:31,945 --> 00:05:33,685 and heavy meds. 82 00:05:33,695 --> 00:05:36,393 So, but this is... this is cool. 83 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,351 It's just you and me, we got this whole time 84 00:05:38,361 --> 00:05:40,769 to talk about whatever, you know, 85 00:05:40,779 --> 00:05:42,643 business, uh, stuff, 86 00:05:42,653 --> 00:05:45,935 the... the future corporate... ya know, 87 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,977 or just let the country music play. 88 00:05:47,987 --> 00:05:50,310 No music. No chatter. 89 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,820 Keep your mind on the driving. 90 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,977 Big meeting today. 91 00:06:00,987 --> 00:06:03,643 Nothing serious, just work, so... 92 00:06:03,653 --> 00:06:07,477 - Yeah. Couldn't sleep. - Yeah, me neither. 93 00:06:07,487 --> 00:06:10,685 Sometimes I thought I was asleep, and then I wasn't. I was weird. 94 00:06:10,695 --> 00:06:12,310 Well, you were snoring like a hog, so... 95 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,351 Yeah, well, my nasal strip fell off. 96 00:06:14,361 --> 00:06:17,310 - What's this? - It's the pre-nup. 97 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,310 Whoo-hoo-hoo! OK! 98 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,400 - Ahh. Yeah. - Yeah? 99 00:06:21,411 --> 00:06:23,553 It means it's really happening. We're getting married. 100 00:06:23,564 --> 00:06:25,642 That is a very romantic way of looking at a pre-nup. 101 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,545 You know what? I am not even gonna look at that. 102 00:06:27,556 --> 00:06:29,970 - Just show me where to sign. - Tom, you have to look at it. 103 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:31,894 No, listen, honestly, honey, I'm not from money, 104 00:06:31,904 --> 00:06:33,584 you're from money... I don't wanna look at it. 105 00:06:33,595 --> 00:06:35,685 Just... I hereby comply. 106 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,727 I don't want you to comply. 107 00:06:37,737 --> 00:06:40,101 That is not the basis for a healthy relationship. 108 00:06:40,111 --> 00:06:41,226 Fine. Fine. 109 00:06:41,236 --> 00:06:42,727 As a gesture of my love to you, 110 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:44,987 I will have my lawyer look at it. OK? 111 00:06:46,528 --> 00:06:47,685 But just so you know, 112 00:06:47,695 --> 00:06:49,945 in my head, I've already signed it. 113 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,528 OK. 114 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:57,945 How's it goin'? 115 00:07:04,153 --> 00:07:06,393 I hear your father's much better. 116 00:07:06,403 --> 00:07:08,852 Yup. Yup. 117 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:09,869 So great. 118 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:14,894 Just to say, though, down in the pig sty, 119 00:07:14,904 --> 00:07:16,769 we're all huge fans of your stuff. 120 00:07:16,779 --> 00:07:17,987 Innovation. 121 00:07:20,361 --> 00:07:21,612 Thank you. 122 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:27,060 Like, uh, like what? 123 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:29,351 Oh, everything. Data storage. 124 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:32,538 The digital guys I know were all popping. 125 00:07:32,549 --> 00:07:34,852 Not to sound cheap, but the whole breakfast cereals thing? 126 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:38,518 Yeah, the Bertram muesli was off the hook. That shit was crazy. 127 00:07:38,528 --> 00:07:39,852 Were you involved in that? 128 00:07:39,862 --> 00:07:40,900 Yes. 129 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,935 Yes, I was. 130 00:07:44,945 --> 00:07:48,238 So, I met the guy. Sylvester. 131 00:07:48,249 --> 00:07:49,266 Sylvester? 132 00:07:49,277 --> 00:07:50,477 Did you use a fake name? 133 00:07:50,487 --> 00:07:53,310 Uh, I think Sylvester's his real name. 134 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,143 Who's called Sylvester? 135 00:07:55,153 --> 00:07:57,852 He's just, we pay him, he's normal, he's legit, 136 00:07:57,862 --> 00:07:59,518 he's on the record... he says it's easy. 137 00:07:59,528 --> 00:08:01,602 He's gonna shred this cruise problem away. 138 00:08:01,612 --> 00:08:03,602 OK. Well, I'm worried. 139 00:08:03,612 --> 00:08:07,185 Did you know that after the Iranian revolution, 140 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,268 the students, they taped back together 141 00:08:09,278 --> 00:08:11,435 the shredded documents from the US embassy? 142 00:08:11,445 --> 00:08:13,143 Did you know about that? 143 00:08:13,153 --> 00:08:16,101 Uh, he asked a lot about the digital deep clean, 144 00:08:16,111 --> 00:08:18,769 and I said that was good, emails and servers, 145 00:08:18,779 --> 00:08:20,769 nice and general, not specific. 146 00:08:20,779 --> 00:08:23,185 But, um, of course we'd wiped the specifics. 147 00:08:23,195 --> 00:08:24,810 Great. So how does this part work? 148 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:26,518 - OK. We shred... - Yeah? 149 00:08:26,528 --> 00:08:28,643 then some guys come in when we're quiet, 150 00:08:28,653 --> 00:08:31,310 he suggests right away, tomorrow, Thanksgiving, 151 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:35,810 and, uh... they'll dispose of the unwanted materials. 152 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:37,602 We just need someone to shred 153 00:08:37,612 --> 00:08:40,852 and to sign out the materials from the document depository, 154 00:08:40,862 --> 00:08:43,393 and that name could... that's a name that could, uh, 155 00:08:43,403 --> 00:08:46,737 draw some heat were things to go... bad. 156 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,935 Well, uh, I can't do it, 157 00:08:50,945 --> 00:08:52,643 obviously, Thanksgiving. 158 00:08:52,653 --> 00:08:54,477 Um, could you? 159 00:08:57,487 --> 00:08:58,643 I mean, I could, 160 00:08:58,653 --> 00:09:01,310 it's just, it's, uh, you know, 161 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,101 the task in hand is a little... 162 00:09:03,111 --> 00:09:04,935 No, sure. Absolutely. 163 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,727 You need someone you can trust, 164 00:09:06,737 --> 00:09:09,935 but who is... not expendable... 165 00:09:09,945 --> 00:09:11,727 - That would be horrible. - Oh, no. 166 00:09:11,737 --> 00:09:13,101 Sure. I get it. 167 00:09:13,111 --> 00:09:15,185 Totally. Totally. 168 00:09:15,195 --> 00:09:18,019 Yeah, it's not as if we'd be throwing someone under a bus. 169 00:09:18,029 --> 00:09:21,560 It's giving someone an opportunity to shine. 170 00:09:21,570 --> 00:09:24,101 - Yeah? - Great. 171 00:09:24,111 --> 00:09:25,111 Yeah. 172 00:09:28,653 --> 00:09:31,019 - Hey, buddy! What's up? - Hey, Tom. 173 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,810 What's goin' on? Am I gonna see you in the office anytime soon? 174 00:09:33,820 --> 00:09:35,727 Uh, not that soon, I'm actually driving... 175 00:09:35,737 --> 00:09:37,810 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What's your ETA? 176 00:09:38,725 --> 00:09:41,977 Uh, about 12 hours? I'm... I'm in Canada. 177 00:09:41,987 --> 00:09:44,085 Excuse me? Canada? 178 00:09:44,096 --> 00:09:46,268 Canada with the healthcare and the ennui? 179 00:09:46,278 --> 00:09:48,060 Why is that, cock-sock? 180 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:52,351 Um, I'm driving my grandpa down for Thanksgiving. 181 00:09:52,361 --> 00:09:53,810 Oh, Greg, fuck your grandpa. 182 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:56,653 You're on speakerphone, Tom! 183 00:09:58,612 --> 00:10:01,019 Well, I shouldn't be, Greg. 184 00:10:01,029 --> 00:10:05,351 I know... I... But I'm driving, so I can't, like... 185 00:10:05,361 --> 00:10:07,435 So you are. You're still on it. 186 00:10:07,445 --> 00:10:09,894 OK, Greg, so, um, hurry up, 187 00:10:09,904 --> 00:10:11,852 'cause I got a little job for you, and, uh, 188 00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,299 yeah, I'm being nice, 'cause I'm on speakerphone, 189 00:10:14,310 --> 00:10:16,087 but if I wasn't on speakerphone I'd be being, 190 00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:17,447 shall we say, somewhat less agreeable? 191 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:18,478 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 192 00:10:18,489 --> 00:10:19,945 All right. See ya. 193 00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:23,185 So, yeah... It's good. 194 00:10:23,195 --> 00:10:25,226 It's rough and tumble. 195 00:10:25,236 --> 00:10:27,393 You know? He's, uh, 196 00:10:27,403 --> 00:10:29,393 I call him a dickie, too. 197 00:10:29,403 --> 00:10:32,810 He's pretty lonely, and... and afraid. I guess. 198 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:34,477 Come all the way up. 199 00:10:34,487 --> 00:10:35,935 - Fuck you. - Come all the way up. 200 00:10:35,945 --> 00:10:37,935 Let's go, come on! Up! 201 00:10:37,945 --> 00:10:39,935 Ah, no! No... 202 00:10:39,945 --> 00:10:41,685 Oh, my God, what the fuck! 203 00:10:41,695 --> 00:10:43,394 I feel like I'm being pretty fuckin' clear 204 00:10:43,405 --> 00:10:45,435 I need a modicum of space every 24 hours. 205 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:47,393 It's your brother. He absolutely insisted... 206 00:10:47,403 --> 00:10:49,268 Is it true? About the coffee? 207 00:10:49,278 --> 00:10:51,101 Uh, what, Dad? 208 00:10:51,111 --> 00:10:52,195 Can you give us a minute? 209 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,852 Yeah, sure, he kept pouring, and it just went everywhere. 210 00:10:56,862 --> 00:10:59,602 - Like he didn't even see. - Jesus. He's not right. 211 00:10:59,612 --> 00:11:01,602 Local TV. Local news. 212 00:11:01,612 --> 00:11:03,769 Here's a news story for you: 213 00:11:03,779 --> 00:11:06,689 Elderly local man doesn't realize he's getting butt-fucked by Google. 214 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,850 I am not going back to Shanghai. I saved the company when he was sick. 215 00:11:09,861 --> 00:11:11,351 Did you hear the way he talked to me? 216 00:11:11,361 --> 00:11:13,185 That was his tone the entire time I was at the studio. 217 00:11:13,195 --> 00:11:15,101 Oh, dude, I know. So patronizing. 218 00:11:15,111 --> 00:11:16,810 Who knows how many people live in Indonesia? 219 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:18,574 Who actually gives a shit? Fuck Indonesia. 220 00:11:18,585 --> 00:11:21,336 - Sounds like a medical condition. - One of us eventually takes over, 221 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,310 - there's gonna be nothing left. - Like, how many people live in your ass? 222 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,636 - Rip Van Fucking Asshole. - It's like the firm's being run 223 00:11:26,647 --> 00:11:28,143 by a compulsive hoarder. 224 00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:31,101 It's this big old, ugly, spooky house, 225 00:11:31,111 --> 00:11:32,852 and he's all caked up in the middle 226 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,393 covered in fucking moldy newspapers 227 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:35,977 with the local news blaring, 228 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,393 feeding Wonder Bread to raccoons! 229 00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:40,977 Anyway, are you gonna do something? 230 00:11:40,987 --> 00:11:43,185 - I should. - Yeah, you should. 231 00:11:43,195 --> 00:11:44,977 And the only way he'll respect you 232 00:11:44,987 --> 00:11:46,727 is if you try to destroy him, because in your position, 233 00:11:46,737 --> 00:11:49,019 that is exactly what he would try to do. 234 00:11:49,029 --> 00:11:51,977 Yeah. 235 00:11:51,987 --> 00:11:53,602 I can't do that. 236 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:56,236 Well, obviously, so have fun in Shanghai. 237 00:11:57,945 --> 00:12:02,226 Work's... Work's goin' OK, I would say, yup. 238 00:12:02,236 --> 00:12:04,101 Workin' hard. 239 00:12:04,111 --> 00:12:07,101 One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown 240 00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:10,019 is the belief that one's "work" 241 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:13,019 is ever so important. 242 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:14,602 That's Bertrand Russell. 243 00:12:14,612 --> 00:12:16,977 Huh. Yes, indeed. 244 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,852 Yes... Yes to that. 245 00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:22,602 Um, but I sometimes think, 246 00:12:22,612 --> 00:12:26,019 and I... you know, I know you're very busy with the ranch 247 00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:28,351 and with you readings and your research, 248 00:12:28,361 --> 00:12:30,226 but I sometimes wonder if one day 249 00:12:30,236 --> 00:12:33,393 you wouldn't be interested in, like... 250 00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:36,977 giving up the seat on the board and just, like, chilling out, 251 00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:39,393 like, just relaxing, you know? 252 00:12:39,403 --> 00:12:41,560 Life is nothing but a competition 253 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:44,560 to be the criminal rather than the victim. 254 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,935 Also Bertrand Russell. 255 00:12:45,945 --> 00:12:48,894 I don't have a Bertrand Russell quote, 256 00:12:48,904 --> 00:12:52,643 because I just... haven't even heard of him till now, 257 00:12:52,653 --> 00:12:55,518 but, um, but I do have this one. 258 00:12:55,528 --> 00:12:57,528 Just puttin' it out there. 259 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,862 Good evening. 260 00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:10,477 How was it? 261 00:13:10,487 --> 00:13:11,810 Ohh. Hi. 262 00:13:11,820 --> 00:13:14,111 - How do you feel? - Great. 263 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,310 I have some news. 264 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,435 Ewan is definitely coming to Thanksgiving. 265 00:13:20,445 --> 00:13:22,727 Ewan? Bullshit. Why? 266 00:13:22,737 --> 00:13:25,894 Why? Well, because he asked and said he'd like to come, 267 00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:27,060 and I said yes. 268 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:30,602 You're a pretty good liar. 269 00:13:30,612 --> 00:13:33,435 It's not good to have rifts in the family. 270 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,935 It's not a rift. He lives in Canada... and he's a prick. 271 00:13:36,945 --> 00:13:39,727 Uh-huh. And how long since you spoke? 272 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:41,977 We send him a fuckin' birthday card, don't we? 273 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,143 Not that I get any thanks. 274 00:13:44,153 --> 00:13:47,351 Look, so, we both know you didn't come back 275 00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:49,185 out of love for my father. 276 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:54,019 I guess what I wanted to ask is, um... what's your plan? 277 00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,852 Ever hear of loyalty? 278 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:58,602 Sure. Wasn't he one of the Seven Dwarfs? 279 00:13:58,612 --> 00:14:00,310 - Oh, boy. - No? 280 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,643 Oh, he's a rapper. He was in Wu-Tang? 281 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,236 Fuck. Sorry, I gave everyone Thanksgiving off. 282 00:14:11,612 --> 00:14:12,862 Motherfucker. 283 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:14,987 OK. 284 00:14:17,195 --> 00:14:19,060 - Dad's not well. - No. 285 00:14:19,070 --> 00:14:23,268 The... The business decisions, they're not cogent. 286 00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,143 It's old man shit. 287 00:14:25,153 --> 00:14:28,101 And, you know, in some ways that's his call, 288 00:14:28,111 --> 00:14:31,643 but, you know, he pissed on my fucking floor. 289 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:35,019 What if that got out? No one wants to say it, 290 00:14:35,029 --> 00:14:39,185 but, uh. We can because... 291 00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:41,935 basically we love him, but he's not OK. 292 00:14:41,945 --> 00:14:45,019 What about he wakes up one night, 293 00:14:45,029 --> 00:14:48,185 fuckin' calls Bezos, 294 00:14:48,195 --> 00:14:51,185 and sells us out for a dollar? 295 00:14:51,195 --> 00:14:52,977 - I just... - Ken... 296 00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:55,268 I'm thinking about what's best. 297 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:58,226 - I'm an old man. - He's sick, Frank. 298 00:14:58,236 --> 00:15:01,101 Do you think the real Logan would want us to stand by 299 00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:02,737 and watch while he throws it all away? 300 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:09,060 Talk more. 301 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,810 Attaboy. 302 00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:13,685 Happy Thanksgiving, Mom. 303 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,653 Yeah, I know. Sorry. 304 00:15:17,153 --> 00:15:18,945 Well, we'll see you Christmas. 305 00:15:20,695 --> 00:15:22,320 Or New Year's? 306 00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:25,643 Maybe. Maybe. 307 00:15:25,653 --> 00:15:28,820 Uh, anyway, thanks for that. Yeah. Thanks. 308 00:15:30,361 --> 00:15:32,894 No, no, no, I... I know. 309 00:15:32,904 --> 00:15:35,435 No, I understand, yeah. 310 00:15:35,445 --> 00:15:37,101 OK, I love you too. 311 00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:38,487 Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. 312 00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:44,029 - Is there a problem? - No, no, it's fine. 313 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:49,019 - What is it? - No, it's nothing. 314 00:15:49,029 --> 00:15:51,560 It's just my... my lawyer was saying that... 315 00:15:51,570 --> 00:15:53,810 You mean your mom says. 316 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,060 She's a highly respected attorney in the Twin Cities, Shiv. 317 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,351 Sure. So what does your mom say? 318 00:15:59,361 --> 00:16:03,153 She says that the pre-nup is a little, uh, unconscionable. 319 00:16:05,361 --> 00:16:06,935 - Uh-huh. - That's a legal term. 320 00:16:06,945 --> 00:16:09,310 I don't care. 321 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,060 Fine. 322 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,528 We can look it over. 323 00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:16,060 OK. 324 00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:17,935 Guess I just got Wamsgansed, huh? 325 00:16:17,945 --> 00:16:21,236 What can I say? She's a hard-ass. 326 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:28,769 So, me, you, and Roman make three. 327 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,101 That's three more for a majority. 328 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,310 Ewan is never there, so he's not voting. 329 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,060 Even if he did, he hates Dad. 330 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:39,143 - What about Gerri? - Gerri. Dreaming. 331 00:16:39,153 --> 00:16:42,060 But I think, yeah, 332 00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:44,060 if there's no Ewan, 333 00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,810 - Fuck. - looking at the numbers... 334 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:46,935 yeah. 335 00:16:46,945 --> 00:16:48,602 You know, Asha, 336 00:16:48,612 --> 00:16:51,393 Roman, Stewy, Lawrence. 337 00:16:51,403 --> 00:16:55,143 If you could firm up a couple of doubters, yeah. 338 00:16:55,153 --> 00:16:57,310 It's... It's definitely possible. 339 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,987 Has any CEO ever survived a successful vote of no confidence? 340 00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:04,935 You know, honestly, I think he might be looking for a way out. 341 00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:06,570 So are we doing this? 342 00:17:07,472 --> 00:17:09,810 Don't ask me. He's your father. 343 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,904 I'd be doing it for him. 344 00:17:20,528 --> 00:17:22,810 Carla! 345 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:24,852 Where do we keep the fucking coffee beans? 346 00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:26,310 Didn't you give them the day off? 347 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,195 - Skeleton staff. - Oh. 348 00:17:49,528 --> 00:17:52,518 A plane still carries parachutes even though it doesn't expect to go down. 349 00:17:52,528 --> 00:17:55,185 Honey, if this plane goes down, I don't even want a parachute. 350 00:17:55,195 --> 00:17:57,226 I want to perish on impact. I really would. 351 00:17:57,236 --> 00:17:59,643 - Happy Thanksgiving! - Happy Thanksgiving. 352 00:17:59,653 --> 00:18:01,602 How are you? 353 00:18:01,612 --> 00:18:02,769 - Good. - Ta-da. 354 00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:04,019 Thank you. 355 00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:05,393 - Hi! - Hi! 356 00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:07,268 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 357 00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:08,560 You look gorgeous. 358 00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:11,518 - Have a drink. - Yeah. Right. 359 00:18:11,528 --> 00:18:14,143 Oh, excuse me. 360 00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:16,769 Here we go. 361 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:19,403 - Ewan. - Marcia. 362 00:18:21,403 --> 00:18:23,185 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Thank you. 363 00:18:23,195 --> 00:18:24,602 I'm so happy you came. 364 00:18:24,612 --> 00:18:28,060 He was asking for you when he was in the hospital. 365 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,185 Yeah, well, must have been the drugs. 366 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:32,143 I know he's tough, 367 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:37,351 but you are a pair of noble stags who cannot stop fighting. 368 00:18:38,653 --> 00:18:40,560 Greg, thank you for driving him down. 369 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,560 Oh, absolute... Well, are you kiddin'? 370 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:47,060 It was nice to spend some quality hours with you, Gramps. 371 00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:49,518 And how, may I ask, is Uncle Logan doing? 372 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:51,643 - You know, still down. - Yeah? 373 00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:55,226 But Ewan, together, we cheer him, right? 374 00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:58,185 It's not up to me. Where's the bathroom? 375 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,769 Oh, my God. That is so strong. 376 00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:06,810 Mm-hmm. - It is? 377 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:08,435 Oh, yeah. I don't smoke schwag. 378 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:11,143 You're gonna get really high. 379 00:19:11,153 --> 00:19:12,685 Oh, man. 380 00:19:12,695 --> 00:19:15,393 No... No. 381 00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:16,560 Aw, shit. 382 00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:19,602 "The Biggest Turkey." Look at this shit. 383 00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:22,518 Now they're saying it's gonna set a record for Thanksgiving box office. 384 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,310 Record? That's... that's great, right? 385 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,612 I mean, that's ours. 386 00:19:34,779 --> 00:19:37,643 "The Biggest Turkey in the World"... it's not a good film, Greg. 387 00:19:37,653 --> 00:19:39,977 When he was at the studio he tried to stop it, 388 00:19:39,987 --> 00:19:42,019 but he got overruled by the jerkies. 389 00:19:42,029 --> 00:19:43,977 Oh. Well, although, 390 00:19:43,987 --> 00:19:46,977 it has made Roman and everyone more money. 391 00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:48,894 That's not the point, Greg. 392 00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:50,560 No. No. Of course not. 393 00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:52,810 There you are! 394 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,186 I need more booze. 395 00:19:54,197 --> 00:19:55,241 Hey. Thanks. 396 00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:01,853 - How was the trip? - Good, man. 397 00:20:01,864 --> 00:20:03,477 I hear Grandpa Ewan's quite a character. 398 00:20:03,487 --> 00:20:05,435 Yeah. It was all right. 399 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:09,351 I mean, I eventually found an economics podcast he liked to shout at. 400 00:20:09,361 --> 00:20:10,769 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 401 00:20:10,779 --> 00:20:12,685 So listen, I actually need you 402 00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:14,935 to go to the office today, is that cool? 403 00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:18,019 Can I go tomorrow? 'Cause I just drove down from Canada... 404 00:20:18,029 --> 00:20:20,852 - It has to be today. - Yeah. 405 00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:23,060 No one will be there, so... 406 00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:25,518 - I know, I know. Exactly. - Yeah. 407 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,101 Greg. You and I have had our bumps... 408 00:20:28,111 --> 00:20:29,518 Big-time. 409 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,019 Greg. 410 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,143 But really, 411 00:20:32,153 --> 00:20:33,685 I just want you to trust me. 412 00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:34,935 Yeah. 413 00:20:34,945 --> 00:20:36,987 And I want to be able to trust you. 414 00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:41,393 What do you want me to do? 415 00:20:41,403 --> 00:20:44,393 Has nothing to do with me, and... 416 00:20:44,403 --> 00:20:46,361 we never even had this conversation. 417 00:20:48,361 --> 00:20:50,185 I'm gonna need more details, man, 418 00:20:50,195 --> 00:20:51,852 - because I'm... - All you have to... 419 00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:54,477 Listen to me. All you have to do is go to the office, 420 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,226 sign out some boxes, do a little bit of shredding, 421 00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:59,019 - meet some lovely guys... - What? 422 00:20:59,029 --> 00:21:01,143 - Is this the thing? - Greg? Yeah. 423 00:21:01,153 --> 00:21:02,852 Don't make it a big deal, Greg. 424 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,185 Not a big deal, Greg. 425 00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:06,935 A chimp could do it. 426 00:21:06,945 --> 00:21:08,894 Little chimpanzee. 427 00:21:12,487 --> 00:21:14,268 - Hi. - Connor. 428 00:21:14,278 --> 00:21:16,477 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Thank you. 429 00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:18,060 - This is... - Yes. Willa. 430 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,393 I heard you were coming, but I didn't believe it. 431 00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:22,019 Happy Thanksgiving. 432 00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:24,268 I hear this is Logan's favorite. 433 00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:25,435 - Thank you. - Yeah. 434 00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,060 More. Excuse me. 435 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,685 Gerri. 436 00:21:28,695 --> 00:21:30,019 Right over here. 437 00:21:30,029 --> 00:21:31,977 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Thank you. 438 00:21:31,987 --> 00:21:34,852 Oh! Arnaud Lahrer. J'adore! Merci beaucoup. 439 00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:36,977 He brought her to Thanksgiving? 440 00:21:36,987 --> 00:21:38,894 Do you think she charges overtime for holidays? 441 00:21:38,904 --> 00:21:41,060 It's not cool. Like, one day that's a story. 442 00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,101 Oh, no. 443 00:21:42,111 --> 00:21:43,435 - You know that. - I know. 444 00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,014 Why'd they bring cranberry sauce too? 445 00:21:45,025 --> 00:21:47,268 Oh, yeah, forget it. You can't get him anything. 446 00:21:47,278 --> 00:21:49,894 Last Christmas I thought I'd had an idea, 447 00:21:49,904 --> 00:21:51,518 new General MacArthur bio? 448 00:21:51,528 --> 00:21:52,935 He got, like, seven copies. 449 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,518 Can I have some canapés? 450 00:21:55,528 --> 00:21:57,226 Good luck. 451 00:21:57,236 --> 00:21:59,185 Yeah. 452 00:22:03,153 --> 00:22:06,310 What the fuck is Ewan doing here? 453 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,602 That is the question. 454 00:22:08,612 --> 00:22:11,143 That would fuck your numbers. 455 00:22:11,153 --> 00:22:13,060 Whose idea was it? 456 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,268 Marcia's. 457 00:22:15,278 --> 00:22:16,935 I think. 458 00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:19,019 Your dad's... 459 00:22:19,029 --> 00:22:21,727 suddenly all about changing the trust, 460 00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:25,602 she invites me and Gerri to Thanksgiving... 461 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:28,852 And lures Uncle Sasquatch out of hiding. 462 00:22:28,862 --> 00:22:31,570 Gotta tip your chapeau to that shit. 463 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,977 Uncle Ewan. 464 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:37,560 It's good to see you. 465 00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:39,393 It's been too long. 466 00:22:39,403 --> 00:22:40,820 Hmm. Likewise. 467 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,810 So, um, where is he? 468 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:47,810 Uh, he's resting, I guess. 469 00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:51,019 I drove 500 miles, and he can't come downstairs? 470 00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:52,862 I guess he's still pretty sick. So... 471 00:22:54,361 --> 00:22:56,477 I mean, he's up and about, but, uh... 472 00:22:56,487 --> 00:23:01,060 he's... he's not really quite his old self. 473 00:23:01,070 --> 00:23:02,528 He's actually... 474 00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:06,518 No, I shouldn't say it. 475 00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:08,643 He's actually acting kind of strange. 476 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:11,101 Like inviting me to Thanksgiving. 477 00:23:11,111 --> 00:23:12,820 Exactly. 478 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,727 So, how's it goin'? 479 00:23:18,737 --> 00:23:22,518 So sorry to hear about your woman, Shiv. 480 00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:24,060 - You mean Joyce? - Mm-hmm. 481 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,977 No, she won, Grace. She's a US senator. 482 00:23:26,987 --> 00:23:28,852 No, I don't think so, because I... 483 00:23:28,862 --> 00:23:30,310 I'm pretty sure. 484 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,810 I was there. 485 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,477 I mean, I was up for 72 hours. 486 00:23:33,487 --> 00:23:35,226 It was kind of a big deal for me. 487 00:23:35,236 --> 00:23:37,101 I've been asked to be senior advisor. 488 00:23:37,111 --> 00:23:40,019 Oh, well, congratulations. 489 00:23:40,029 --> 00:23:41,310 Thanks. 490 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,685 - No. - You did a great job 491 00:23:42,695 --> 00:23:45,935 because she was really quite unlikeable. 492 00:23:45,945 --> 00:23:47,894 It's true. 493 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:49,435 I never liked her. 494 00:23:50,904 --> 00:23:52,977 Why is that? 495 00:23:52,987 --> 00:23:55,226 I guess she's kind of, you know, 496 00:23:55,236 --> 00:23:58,143 she's kind of... kind of phony? 497 00:23:58,153 --> 00:23:59,560 Kind of scary? 498 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:02,143 She wanted to take all my lovely money. 499 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:09,518 Right. So too fake and too real. 500 00:24:09,528 --> 00:24:14,101 I guess she just comes off as a kind of a... bitch. 501 00:24:15,361 --> 00:24:18,769 But, like, you must get that a lot. 502 00:24:18,779 --> 00:24:22,560 Yeah. You know, not usually from family, 503 00:24:22,570 --> 00:24:23,894 at Thanksgiving. 504 00:24:27,278 --> 00:24:29,226 - Amir. - Maman. 505 00:24:29,236 --> 00:24:31,477 - Finalement. - Veillez excuser mon retard. 506 00:24:31,487 --> 00:24:33,268 Je suis content que tu sois l? 507 00:24:33,278 --> 00:24:37,060 - Who's that? - I think it's Marcia's son. 508 00:24:38,987 --> 00:24:41,643 - And who's that? - With Connor? 509 00:24:41,653 --> 00:24:44,935 That is his whore. 510 00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:46,602 The woman talking about theater? 511 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:49,101 Does he know? 512 00:24:49,111 --> 00:24:51,727 Of course. He pays her to suck his cock. 513 00:24:51,737 --> 00:24:53,101 No. No way. 514 00:24:53,111 --> 00:24:55,393 I actually introduced them a few years ago 515 00:24:55,403 --> 00:24:57,143 when she on that hot 516 00:24:57,153 --> 00:25:00,393 party-girl-who-wouldn't-look- twice-at-you/hooker borderline. 517 00:25:00,403 --> 00:25:02,435 She's cute. I mean, pretty. 518 00:25:02,445 --> 00:25:05,393 - Here she... Here she comes. - OK, soldier, ready? 519 00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:06,894 Just gettin' the deets. 520 00:25:06,904 --> 00:25:08,435 - Copy. - Hi. 521 00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:10,935 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy thanksgiving. 522 00:25:10,945 --> 00:25:12,810 This is my cousin Greg. 523 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:14,518 He is very excited to meet you. 524 00:25:14,528 --> 00:25:15,612 Excuse me. 525 00:25:19,653 --> 00:25:21,236 - H-Hi. - Hi. 526 00:25:24,278 --> 00:25:25,330 Happy Thanksgiving. 527 00:25:25,341 --> 00:25:26,445 Yeah. 528 00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:29,019 Yes. 529 00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:30,894 I'm sorry, did I interrupt something, or... 530 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,894 No, no, uh, no. We were just... 531 00:25:32,904 --> 00:25:34,477 We weren't talking about anything, 532 00:25:34,487 --> 00:25:37,393 we were talking about, uh, theater. 533 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,810 Oh! Do you like theater? 534 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:42,852 No. No, not... Not... Not really. 535 00:25:42,862 --> 00:25:47,143 I mean, I haven't seen a lot, but of the stuff I've seen, not really. 536 00:25:47,153 --> 00:25:49,435 OK. We don't have to talk about theater. 537 00:25:49,445 --> 00:25:52,310 - No, good. - OK. 538 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,560 - Oh, well, here's a question. - Hmm? 539 00:25:54,570 --> 00:25:59,518 Uh... would you rather be trapped in a swimming pool with a shark 540 00:25:59,528 --> 00:26:02,195 or in a cage with a tiger? 541 00:26:04,987 --> 00:26:10,435 Um... maybe a swimming pool with a shark. And you? 542 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:12,727 - Yeah. Same. - Right? 543 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,019 Like, yeah, totally. 544 00:26:15,029 --> 00:26:17,101 'Cause you can punch a shark right in the nose... 545 00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:19,351 Come on, Kemo Sabe. Come on. 546 00:26:19,361 --> 00:26:20,987 - Now? - Now. Come on. 547 00:26:23,153 --> 00:26:24,153 Bye. 548 00:26:25,945 --> 00:26:27,769 Hey, man. Hey. 549 00:26:27,779 --> 00:26:30,477 Great handshake. Firm. Handshake buddies. 550 00:26:30,487 --> 00:26:32,153 OK, you. OK. 551 00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:40,894 These are the file numbers, and this is the room number. 552 00:26:40,904 --> 00:26:43,310 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Good? 553 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,143 - Mm-hmm. - OK. 554 00:26:48,737 --> 00:26:52,477 I hate the jokes, I hate the atmosphere, 555 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:56,810 and I've been thinking, and I have an idea. 556 00:26:56,820 --> 00:27:00,727 You're such a great person... 557 00:27:00,737 --> 00:27:05,101 such a great... writer/producer, 558 00:27:05,111 --> 00:27:07,769 I want to help you with your career. 559 00:27:07,779 --> 00:27:10,894 And the financial aspect of this isn't even a concern. 560 00:27:10,904 --> 00:27:12,560 I can fund your work. And then... 561 00:27:12,570 --> 00:27:15,268 - OK, how do you mean? - I mean... 562 00:27:15,278 --> 00:27:17,643 I'd like us... 563 00:27:17,653 --> 00:27:20,935 to be kind of... 564 00:27:20,945 --> 00:27:21,945 exclusive? 565 00:27:24,029 --> 00:27:27,769 Uh, that way you could stop... 566 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:29,852 hanging out with other people 567 00:27:29,862 --> 00:27:32,226 and you'd have more free time. 568 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:34,101 For the theater. 569 00:27:34,111 --> 00:27:36,019 What do you think? 570 00:27:36,029 --> 00:27:38,894 I mean, it's obviously intriguing. 571 00:27:38,904 --> 00:27:41,435 If you wanted, you could live with me in New Mexico... 572 00:27:41,445 --> 00:27:43,769 - No. - Of course, I mean, 573 00:27:43,779 --> 00:27:45,769 you know, it's only like a four-hour flight... 574 00:27:45,779 --> 00:27:47,727 I need to be in the city for my work. 575 00:27:47,737 --> 00:27:49,185 Well, that can work too. 576 00:27:49,195 --> 00:27:51,435 - We can discuss the details. - Yeah. 577 00:27:51,445 --> 00:27:55,977 It's just so great that you're open to this... 578 00:27:55,987 --> 00:28:00,268 uh, this... this opportunity... 579 00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:01,894 - for progression. - Yeah. 580 00:28:01,904 --> 00:28:03,643 It's intriguing. Isn't it? 581 00:28:03,653 --> 00:28:05,643 Slap my face. 582 00:28:05,653 --> 00:28:08,101 - Slap you? - Yeah, slap my face. 583 00:28:08,111 --> 00:28:11,060 Ooh, you're the best girlfriend in the world. 584 00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:12,977 Give me a kiss, give me a kiss. 585 00:28:12,987 --> 00:28:14,435 Happy Thanksgiving. 586 00:28:14,445 --> 00:28:16,612 Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving. 587 00:28:21,779 --> 00:28:22,987 Oh, thank you. 588 00:28:27,862 --> 00:28:29,810 You OK? 589 00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,653 Yeah. Yeah. 590 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:34,560 Hey. 591 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:36,111 Look who's here. 592 00:28:40,737 --> 00:28:43,445 Well... Ewan. 593 00:28:45,612 --> 00:28:47,019 Logan. 594 00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:49,143 How was the journey? 595 00:28:49,153 --> 00:28:51,852 Incredibly long. 596 00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:54,019 You look terrible. 597 00:28:54,029 --> 00:28:55,477 Haggard. 598 00:28:55,487 --> 00:28:57,278 Thank you. 599 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:01,143 Yes... 600 00:29:01,153 --> 00:29:04,310 I have been... 601 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,310 incredibly unwell. 602 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,351 - Hmm. - All right, everyone. 603 00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:10,643 Food is ready. 604 00:29:10,653 --> 00:29:11,660 Please. 605 00:29:43,737 --> 00:29:45,310 What's up? 606 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,685 Uh, these are the boxes I need. 607 00:29:48,695 --> 00:29:49,945 OK. Pass? 608 00:29:58,236 --> 00:30:00,060 And you, presume... 609 00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:01,769 presumably, you keep that, 610 00:30:01,779 --> 00:30:04,602 like, that record of who got what, when? 611 00:30:04,612 --> 00:30:06,602 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 612 00:30:06,612 --> 00:30:09,351 Where does that r... that, like, record go? 613 00:30:09,361 --> 00:30:11,518 It goes in this book. 614 00:30:11,528 --> 00:30:13,643 Cool. Great. 615 00:30:13,653 --> 00:30:15,685 Who cares, right? 616 00:30:15,695 --> 00:30:18,060 Uh, yeah, I was just asking 'cause... 617 00:30:18,070 --> 00:30:20,602 just in terms of like sharing it with third parties, 618 00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:23,727 I like to keep... keep my data pretty tight. 619 00:30:25,403 --> 00:30:26,862 Thanks, ma... Thanks, man. 620 00:30:31,445 --> 00:30:35,268 Again, welcome, everybody. 621 00:30:35,278 --> 00:30:36,810 Please go ahead. 622 00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:38,518 We're eating family-style. 623 00:30:38,528 --> 00:30:41,935 Oh, family style. What, almost like we're a family. 624 00:30:41,945 --> 00:30:45,097 OK. 625 00:30:45,108 --> 00:30:46,142 All right. 626 00:30:46,153 --> 00:30:47,852 Cross intersection. 627 00:30:47,862 --> 00:30:50,060 Serve yourself. 628 00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:53,143 - Thank you. - Is that what families do? 629 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:56,477 - No. No. - Yeah. 630 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,810 OK, Pa. Nicely done. 631 00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:09,236 Yeah. 632 00:31:18,904 --> 00:31:20,435 So, Ewan... 633 00:31:20,445 --> 00:31:22,602 how's the ranch? 634 00:31:22,612 --> 00:31:26,518 Why don't you come up sometime? See for yourself. 635 00:31:26,528 --> 00:31:29,320 Thank you, Ewan. What a kind invitation. 636 00:31:31,111 --> 00:31:35,226 Hi! Hi. Sorry we're late. 637 00:31:35,236 --> 00:31:37,268 Happy Thanksgiving. 638 00:31:37,278 --> 00:31:39,143 Hey. 639 00:31:39,153 --> 00:31:41,602 Hi. Happy Thanksgiving. Sorry, we're on the Turkey Trail. 640 00:31:41,612 --> 00:31:43,268 - You're late. - Hi. 641 00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:44,769 - Hey. - Where's Iverson? 642 00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:47,894 He's... He's... He's, um... 643 00:31:47,904 --> 00:31:49,435 He's just in the other room. 644 00:31:49,445 --> 00:31:52,019 He's... He's just having a moment. 645 00:31:52,029 --> 00:31:53,518 - Sorry, guys. - Mmm. 646 00:31:53,528 --> 00:31:56,185 - I'll go sit with him. - No, it's fine. I will. 647 00:31:56,195 --> 00:31:58,393 Don't go there! Hey! 648 00:31:58,403 --> 00:32:00,101 Get him in here. 649 00:32:00,111 --> 00:32:02,518 He has to do as he's told. 650 00:32:02,528 --> 00:32:05,852 He just needs some time, because transitions 651 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:07,560 - are difficult. - Maybe we should just... 652 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:09,226 Oh. Transitions are difficult. 653 00:32:09,236 --> 00:32:10,643 Are you kidding me? 654 00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:12,685 Did you know that transitions were difficult? 655 00:32:12,695 --> 00:32:15,518 I did know that transitions were difficult. 656 00:32:15,528 --> 00:32:17,351 Cheers, everybody! 657 00:32:17,361 --> 00:32:18,888 Did you have transition difficulties? 658 00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:20,560 Cheers. 659 00:32:24,195 --> 00:32:27,268 Why are you calling me? Do not call me. Is there a problem? 660 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,518 Don't tell me anything. Your phone shouldn't even be on. 661 00:32:29,528 --> 00:32:33,393 I signed at the depository for the document crates, 662 00:32:33,403 --> 00:32:36,310 and, uh, I'm in the room, Tom, is that OK? 663 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,685 - Well, you know what to do. - But is it OK? Because... 664 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:42,060 this feels like a Watergate sort of scenario, 665 00:32:42,070 --> 00:32:44,226 and I never studied that specifically, 666 00:32:44,236 --> 00:32:47,852 but I feel like, um, I'm correct in saying they all got fucked. 667 00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:49,852 Of course it's OK, Greg! 668 00:32:49,862 --> 00:32:51,643 It's OK. It's a job. 669 00:32:51,653 --> 00:32:54,226 Shooting bolts into cows' heads is a job, 670 00:32:54,236 --> 00:32:56,477 but it's not how I want to spend my Thanksgiving. 671 00:32:56,487 --> 00:32:58,810 Ya know? 672 00:32:58,820 --> 00:33:00,236 Hello? 673 00:33:04,111 --> 00:33:06,727 Man... 674 00:33:06,737 --> 00:33:08,153 your dad. 675 00:33:09,278 --> 00:33:10,602 Fuck off. 676 00:33:10,612 --> 00:33:12,101 Yeah, I know. 677 00:33:12,111 --> 00:33:14,560 I guess he had it pretty rough. 678 00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:16,769 Different generation. 679 00:33:16,779 --> 00:33:19,727 OK, you know what? You go back in. I got this. 680 00:33:19,737 --> 00:33:22,727 - I'm sure it's my fault anyway. - I wasn't saying that, Rava. 681 00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:24,769 I was just s... 682 00:33:24,779 --> 00:33:29,560 I was just saying maybe he would like to feel where the line is sometimes. 683 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:32,143 - Wow. - Come on. Guys? 684 00:33:32,153 --> 00:33:34,101 Your food will get cold. 685 00:33:34,111 --> 00:33:36,019 - Got it. - Coming. 686 00:34:26,278 --> 00:34:28,560 And are they expensive? 687 00:34:28,570 --> 00:34:30,518 Varies. 688 00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:33,060 This. Hm, here. 689 00:34:33,070 --> 00:34:35,185 This is a Victoria Cross. 690 00:34:35,195 --> 00:34:39,019 Rome, you should do something like this. It's nice to have a hobby. 691 00:34:39,029 --> 00:34:40,935 - I got a hobby. - Killing hobos 692 00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:42,101 isn't a hobby. 693 00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:43,143 Pretty. 694 00:34:43,153 --> 00:34:45,019 And this... 695 00:34:45,029 --> 00:34:49,518 is a World War I 16th Infantry Canadian medal. 696 00:34:49,528 --> 00:34:52,727 - Wow. - Of course, 697 00:34:52,737 --> 00:34:56,894 the Assyrians wore medals before the Romans. 698 00:34:56,904 --> 00:34:59,060 But this... is Roman. 699 00:34:59,070 --> 00:35:01,894 And, excuse my ignorance, but did you win any of these? 700 00:35:01,904 --> 00:35:03,226 Of course not. 701 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:04,779 He never served. 702 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:07,685 - Is it OK if I... - Oh! 703 00:35:07,695 --> 00:35:09,643 - Maybe don't touch. - OK. 704 00:35:09,653 --> 00:35:12,101 This one did cost rather a lot. 705 00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:16,727 Not as much as it cost the man who won it. 706 00:35:16,737 --> 00:35:19,560 I collect 'em... out of respect. 707 00:35:19,570 --> 00:35:21,393 Sure you do. 708 00:35:21,403 --> 00:35:24,226 You know, 50 years ago 709 00:35:24,236 --> 00:35:27,560 he volunteered for a war just to impress the town slut. 710 00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:31,560 And now, no one... no one... ever hears the end of it. 711 00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:35,185 I thought Canadians only fought on the ice. 712 00:35:35,195 --> 00:35:38,685 30,000 Canadians fought communism in Vietnam. 713 00:35:38,695 --> 00:35:40,602 Oh, yeah, 714 00:35:40,612 --> 00:35:42,769 thank you, thank you, thank you. 715 00:35:42,779 --> 00:35:45,351 What do you want, huh? A medal? 716 00:35:45,361 --> 00:35:48,101 - To keep us free. - What? 717 00:35:48,111 --> 00:35:51,185 Viet Cong come up your drainpipe in Ottawa, did they? 718 00:35:51,195 --> 00:35:53,101 Free to spew your poison. 719 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:56,935 Carnival barker for all the wars we really didn't need. 720 00:35:56,945 --> 00:35:58,560 Did you even fire a gun? 721 00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:00,602 Didn't you end up doing KP duty? 722 00:36:00,612 --> 00:36:02,351 Oh, please, come on. 723 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:03,602 They should send you the bodies. 724 00:36:03,612 --> 00:36:05,685 Bear any burden. Stir any gumbo. 725 00:36:05,695 --> 00:36:07,643 I don't have any of your channels at my house. 726 00:36:07,653 --> 00:36:08,894 Oh, I see them... 727 00:36:08,904 --> 00:36:11,101 at the place I go for noodles. 728 00:36:11,111 --> 00:36:13,518 They have 'em on. 729 00:36:13,528 --> 00:36:14,977 And I'm embarrassed. 730 00:36:14,987 --> 00:36:17,685 Bullshit. 731 00:36:17,695 --> 00:36:20,226 You don't have 'em because you're bitter. 732 00:36:20,236 --> 00:36:21,351 Global warming? 733 00:36:21,361 --> 00:36:22,935 Climate change? 734 00:36:22,945 --> 00:36:24,727 The blood of millions on your hands? 735 00:36:24,737 --> 00:36:27,727 To get your fuckin' nut, Captain Cautious. 736 00:36:27,737 --> 00:36:29,894 Everything isn't about money, Logan. 737 00:36:29,904 --> 00:36:32,019 - Oh... - Have you ever heard of ethics? 738 00:36:32,029 --> 00:36:34,685 Uh-huh. You ever heard of a begging letter? 739 00:36:34,695 --> 00:36:37,727 One miserable letter. 740 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:42,226 I got a thousand acres... you got the rest of the world. 741 00:36:42,236 --> 00:36:44,019 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 742 00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:45,935 Big man. Big brother. 743 00:36:45,945 --> 00:36:49,602 Wouldn't eat a fuckin' blueberry until it had been weighed 744 00:36:49,612 --> 00:36:51,935 and written in the ledger, little Miss Prim! 745 00:36:51,945 --> 00:36:53,852 You don't know who I am. 746 00:36:53,862 --> 00:36:56,727 And you are not the arbiter of the truth. 747 00:36:56,737 --> 00:36:58,487 Oh, yeah, yeah, heard it all before. 748 00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:03,518 I was told that you were ready to apologize. 749 00:37:03,528 --> 00:37:04,904 For what? 750 00:37:11,737 --> 00:37:13,320 You're all liars. 751 00:37:15,403 --> 00:37:17,685 You lied to me. 752 00:37:17,695 --> 00:37:19,904 And you humiliated me. 753 00:37:25,403 --> 00:37:27,769 But other than that, you had a nice time? 754 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:30,101 - Go fuck yourself. - Whoa. 755 00:37:30,111 --> 00:37:33,695 I don't understand why we don't invite him every year. 756 00:37:36,570 --> 00:37:38,820 Your idea. 757 00:38:15,236 --> 00:38:16,737 How's it going? 758 00:38:19,361 --> 00:38:24,226 That's... a bunch of corporate materials... headin' for an extra shreddin'. 759 00:38:24,236 --> 00:38:25,695 That's it. 760 00:38:30,653 --> 00:38:32,612 All right, thank you. Thank you. 761 00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:37,278 Not supposed to talk, I guess. 762 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:46,101 - Hey. - I knew this was a mistake. 763 00:38:46,111 --> 00:38:49,310 - I'm going home. - Can we talk? 764 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,477 Uncle Ewan? 765 00:38:51,487 --> 00:38:54,143 There's nothing to talk about it. 766 00:38:54,153 --> 00:38:55,518 He's a liar. 767 00:38:55,528 --> 00:38:57,185 He thinks he's telling the truth. 768 00:38:57,195 --> 00:38:59,560 - It's goddamn infuriating. - Yup. Yup. 769 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:02,185 The only thing I ever got from him was a mouthful of garbage. 770 00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:04,268 He's... He's tough. He is tough. 771 00:39:04,278 --> 00:39:07,060 You'd have thought nearly dying might have changed him. 772 00:39:07,070 --> 00:39:09,060 Well, I think he has changed. 773 00:39:09,070 --> 00:39:11,810 I don't think he's himself at the moment. 774 00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:14,518 Like he's a lot sicker than he's letting on. 775 00:39:14,528 --> 00:39:17,685 - Uh-huh. - He's erratic, 776 00:39:17,695 --> 00:39:19,977 he's making bad decisions... 777 00:39:19,987 --> 00:39:24,060 if he's not careful, he's gonna destroy the company. 778 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:26,019 And you have a plan? 779 00:39:26,029 --> 00:39:28,320 Well, I'm considering. 780 00:39:35,195 --> 00:39:36,904 OK, look. 781 00:39:40,153 --> 00:39:41,935 I never got a chance to know you, 782 00:39:41,945 --> 00:39:45,185 but I always liked you. OK? 783 00:39:45,195 --> 00:39:47,060 I'm gonna say something now. 784 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:49,643 I'm putting my prick on the third rail here, 785 00:39:49,653 --> 00:39:52,727 but at the next board meeting, 786 00:39:52,737 --> 00:39:55,361 there's going to be a vote of no confidence. 787 00:39:58,945 --> 00:39:59,945 So... 788 00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:06,894 I mean, do you have confidence in him? 789 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:09,769 My brother's an ex-Scot... 790 00:40:09,779 --> 00:40:13,195 an ex-Canadian, an ex-human being. 791 00:40:14,236 --> 00:40:16,070 But he's still my brother. 792 00:40:18,153 --> 00:40:20,019 Uncle Ewan, w-where are you... 793 00:40:20,029 --> 00:40:22,435 OK. No, I... I get that. 794 00:40:22,445 --> 00:40:25,643 So do you think it's gonna be OK? 795 00:40:25,653 --> 00:40:28,820 Oh, yeah, this was in no way our worst Thanksgiving. 796 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,894 So apparently, um, your lawyer's talking to my lawyer. 797 00:40:33,904 --> 00:40:36,143 - You mean your mom. - Yeah. 798 00:40:36,153 --> 00:40:41,143 She's got all excited about tiered share option tie-ins for my sperm count, 799 00:40:41,153 --> 00:40:43,894 and I'm goin', "No, no, no." 800 00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:48,060 But she did notice that re: infidelities, there's no clause for that. 801 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:49,477 Yeah. We don't need to do that. 802 00:40:49,487 --> 00:40:51,060 No. 'Cause that's not gonna happen. 803 00:40:51,070 --> 00:40:54,060 Right. And if it does, we're both grown-ups. 804 00:40:54,070 --> 00:40:56,143 - So... - Yes. 805 00:40:56,153 --> 00:40:57,560 Meaning? 806 00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:59,268 Well, I mean, 807 00:40:59,278 --> 00:41:00,852 nothing's gonna happen, 808 00:41:00,862 --> 00:41:02,862 but, you know, things happen with travel, so... 809 00:41:05,403 --> 00:41:07,643 Yeah, I... I don't travel that much. 810 00:41:07,653 --> 00:41:11,935 Yeah, but... the point is, shit happens. 811 00:41:11,945 --> 00:41:15,643 - Does shit happen? - No. No, not to us. 812 00:41:15,653 --> 00:41:17,560 No, but, yes, shit happens, 813 00:41:17,570 --> 00:41:21,435 that's why we have the expression "shit happens." 814 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:23,643 - Yeah. - Tom... 815 00:41:23,653 --> 00:41:28,019 I have not cheated on you. Because I love you. 816 00:41:28,029 --> 00:41:29,570 OK. Thanks. 817 00:41:33,779 --> 00:41:36,185 I believe her. 818 00:41:36,195 --> 00:41:38,143 Do you believe her? 819 00:41:38,153 --> 00:41:40,769 Although she does coach professional liars for a living, 820 00:41:40,779 --> 00:41:42,820 so you do have to factor that in. 821 00:41:48,904 --> 00:41:50,977 I just... I just wanna say 822 00:41:50,987 --> 00:41:52,403 that, um... 823 00:41:54,570 --> 00:41:57,477 I... I would really appreciate it if... 824 00:41:57,487 --> 00:41:59,560 You know, I was only... 825 00:41:59,570 --> 00:42:01,643 kicking some notions around, 826 00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:04,810 - and nothing is set, so... - Excuse me. 827 00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:06,686 I really don't think we have to make a whole... 828 00:42:08,779 --> 00:42:11,518 I... I just want what's best for him. 829 00:42:11,528 --> 00:42:13,935 Uh-huh. Of course. 830 00:42:13,945 --> 00:42:15,560 The good son. 831 00:42:15,570 --> 00:42:16,653 It's brilliant. 832 00:42:29,945 --> 00:42:32,612 I, uh... forgot my stick. 833 00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:38,518 We're leaving. 834 00:42:38,528 --> 00:42:40,810 - Wh-What? - Come on, Greg. 835 00:42:40,820 --> 00:42:43,769 It's just, I only just got here again, 836 00:42:43,779 --> 00:42:45,935 and I'm... 837 00:42:45,945 --> 00:42:47,935 Tomorrow's... I'm kinda busy, 838 00:42:47,945 --> 00:42:50,810 like, I have a lot... stuff... work... to do here. 839 00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:52,528 Like, I'm pretty important here. 840 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:55,769 I'm starving, too. Like... 841 00:42:55,779 --> 00:42:58,310 How am I supposed to get home? 842 00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,685 Uber. 843 00:42:59,695 --> 00:43:02,435 We can call one of our guys. That's no problem. 844 00:43:02,445 --> 00:43:04,810 OK. Great. Yeah. 845 00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:08,019 This whole family is a nest of vipers. 846 00:43:08,029 --> 00:43:10,435 They'll wrap themselves around you 847 00:43:10,445 --> 00:43:13,643 and they'll suffocate you. 848 00:43:13,653 --> 00:43:15,403 I'm pretty sure... 849 00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:21,935 I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors. 850 00:43:21,945 --> 00:43:23,894 OK, you. 851 00:43:23,904 --> 00:43:26,153 Enough. Get in there. 852 00:43:27,737 --> 00:43:30,351 - Now! - Logan. We... 853 00:43:30,361 --> 00:43:31,612 Iverson. 854 00:43:33,236 --> 00:43:34,393 See? 855 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,435 Thank you. Thank you for the support. 856 00:43:36,445 --> 00:43:37,612 That's great. 857 00:43:45,278 --> 00:43:46,685 Don't even. 858 00:43:58,487 --> 00:43:59,935 What are you doing? Who put this on? 859 00:43:59,945 --> 00:44:01,435 Gracie. 860 00:44:01,445 --> 00:44:03,435 And why are you laughing? 861 00:44:03,445 --> 00:44:06,643 The big turkey just ate the family's corn. 862 00:44:06,653 --> 00:44:08,602 And you think that would actually happen? 863 00:44:08,612 --> 00:44:11,393 A turkey of that magnitude in the backyard, 864 00:44:11,403 --> 00:44:13,737 and the parents don't notice? How is that possible? 865 00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:16,560 Exactly. 866 00:44:16,570 --> 00:44:18,185 You've gotta hide! 867 00:44:18,195 --> 00:44:20,143 Grace, can I... 868 00:44:20,153 --> 00:44:22,769 OK. Excuse me. I'll be back. 869 00:44:22,779 --> 00:44:25,393 Well, enjoy your movie, kids. 870 00:44:28,612 --> 00:44:31,019 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck, Grace? 871 00:44:31,029 --> 00:44:34,852 It was just there, and I... It's actually pretty good. 872 00:44:34,862 --> 00:44:37,977 Oh, it's good? It is? Really? Oh, I didn't know that. It's good. 873 00:44:37,987 --> 00:44:40,060 - Is it really? It's good? - Yeah. 874 00:44:40,070 --> 00:44:42,477 OK, well, then clearly we have irreconcilable differences, 875 00:44:42,487 --> 00:44:43,643 so we need to have a talk. 876 00:44:43,653 --> 00:44:45,643 - What talk? - What talk? 877 00:44:45,653 --> 00:44:47,185 I'm not in a place right now 878 00:44:47,195 --> 00:44:49,143 where I can blah, it's not you, 879 00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:51,602 it's blah, I'll always care for blah, 880 00:44:51,612 --> 00:44:53,436 please leave those pics of my cock and blahs, 881 00:44:53,447 --> 00:44:55,477 blah blah blah blah blah. That fuckin' talk. 882 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:58,310 Oh, OK, you wanna talk about how we only fuck once every six months? 883 00:44:58,320 --> 00:45:00,810 - Fuck you. You got plenty. - You don't wanna talk about that? 884 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:02,143 That's not fun to talk about? 885 00:45:02,153 --> 00:45:04,060 Just did. Shut up. Fuck you. 886 00:45:04,070 --> 00:45:05,894 - Watch your movie. - Fuck you. 887 00:45:19,153 --> 00:45:21,685 Hey. All good? 888 00:45:21,695 --> 00:45:24,185 - All done. - I don't wanna know, 889 00:45:24,195 --> 00:45:27,019 and don't ever tell me, 890 00:45:27,029 --> 00:45:29,518 but well done. 891 00:45:29,528 --> 00:45:31,268 Welcome to the family. 892 00:45:32,779 --> 00:45:35,477 OK, everyone. 893 00:45:35,487 --> 00:45:37,602 Ready for pie? 894 00:45:37,612 --> 00:45:40,361 - Yum. - Please. 895 00:45:48,487 --> 00:45:50,769 And if by some chance 896 00:45:50,779 --> 00:45:54,019 that bear pushes me off the roof, 897 00:45:54,029 --> 00:45:56,101 I'm gonna shoot that fuckin' dog. 898 00:45:57,862 --> 00:45:59,602 - So you shot it? - What? 899 00:45:59,612 --> 00:46:02,244 - So you shot it? - It was a joke. 900 00:46:02,255 --> 00:46:04,185 - It's not an anecdote. - You missed the beginning. 901 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:05,894 I didn't hear the first part, yeah. 902 00:46:05,904 --> 00:46:08,643 - You didn't need to. - Nobody did. 903 00:46:08,653 --> 00:46:10,685 Can we do what my family does at Thanksgiving? 904 00:46:10,695 --> 00:46:11,894 Fuck the turkey? 905 00:46:11,904 --> 00:46:15,310 Go to other people's dinners. 906 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,977 No, no. 907 00:46:16,987 --> 00:46:20,226 We go around, we go around the table and we each say 908 00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:21,602 what we're thankful for. 909 00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:22,935 - Blecch. - Very well, 910 00:46:22,945 --> 00:46:25,143 I'll go first. 911 00:46:25,153 --> 00:46:28,560 I'm thankful to have the family all together. 912 00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:30,019 Nice. 913 00:46:30,029 --> 00:46:32,685 I'm thankful that I was not born a Siamese twin. 914 00:46:32,695 --> 00:46:34,060 I'm also thankful for that, 915 00:46:34,070 --> 00:46:36,268 but I'm also thankful for the food. 916 00:46:36,278 --> 00:46:39,518 Yeah, me too. The food. Amazing. 917 00:46:39,528 --> 00:46:43,185 You can't piggy-back on my thanks. Have your own. 918 00:46:43,195 --> 00:46:47,477 I'm feeling thankful that Logan's better. Feel... Yeah. 919 00:46:47,487 --> 00:46:49,477 Well, I think we're all thankful for that. 920 00:46:49,487 --> 00:46:50,977 I think it goes without saying. 921 00:46:50,987 --> 00:46:54,727 But... Yeah, I am. Really. 922 00:46:54,737 --> 00:46:56,435 - You. - Me? 923 00:46:56,445 --> 00:46:58,769 You. 924 00:46:58,779 --> 00:47:01,935 Um, I'm grateful I'm not in a refugee camp. 925 00:47:01,945 --> 00:47:03,810 I guess this is better than that. 926 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:06,268 I think you should be thankful for that. 927 00:47:06,278 --> 00:47:09,019 And so say all of us. That was a good one. 928 00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:11,143 - Can I say? - Go ahead. 929 00:47:11,153 --> 00:47:14,602 I'm thankful for the opportunity to head up Animation in Europe, 930 00:47:14,612 --> 00:47:20,101 and I hope to turn around an underperforming division. 931 00:47:20,111 --> 00:47:23,852 Well, I'm thankful that you told us about that, then. 932 00:47:23,862 --> 00:47:26,101 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 933 00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:28,477 I'm thankful to have Willa here. 934 00:47:28,487 --> 00:47:32,435 I'm thankful to be made to feel so... welcome. 935 00:47:35,153 --> 00:47:39,810 And I'm thankful that I am gonna be marrying 936 00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:45,393 into one of the most vital and interesting and... 937 00:47:45,403 --> 00:47:49,351 kind and loving families in the world. 938 00:47:49,361 --> 00:47:51,412 Are you not gonna be marrying Shiv anymore? 939 00:47:52,987 --> 00:47:54,974 Since we're talking about families, 940 00:47:54,985 --> 00:47:57,935 I have a little announcement. Uh... 941 00:47:57,945 --> 00:48:01,685 Willa and I are pleased to announce that I've asked her, 942 00:48:01,695 --> 00:48:05,852 and she's agreed that we are to... 943 00:48:05,862 --> 00:48:09,602 - take the next steps. - Mm-hmm. 944 00:48:09,612 --> 00:48:12,930 What? Y-Youre not getting, uh...? 945 00:48:12,941 --> 00:48:14,713 No. We're... 946 00:48:15,236 --> 00:48:16,393 goin' steady. 947 00:48:16,403 --> 00:48:18,019 - Oh. - Jesus Christ. 948 00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:22,310 You're going steady? What are you, nine? 949 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,685 - What? - Happy for you, man. 950 00:48:24,695 --> 00:48:26,685 - Thanks. - Very nice, Connor. 951 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:29,894 Thank you. 952 00:48:29,904 --> 00:48:31,101 Grace? 953 00:48:31,111 --> 00:48:35,185 Me? OK. Um... 954 00:48:35,195 --> 00:48:38,935 I'm thankful for all the love 955 00:48:38,945 --> 00:48:41,019 Roman has shown to me, 956 00:48:41,029 --> 00:48:46,226 and for never being selfish or self-centered 957 00:48:46,236 --> 00:48:49,487 or egocentric or neurotic or unfaithful. 958 00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:54,695 You're welcome. 959 00:48:56,528 --> 00:48:58,769 OK. A game? 960 00:48:58,779 --> 00:49:00,977 Shall we play a game? 961 00:49:00,987 --> 00:49:03,226 - Yeah. - Let's gather the kids. 962 00:49:03,236 --> 00:49:06,393 OK, come on, kiddies. 963 00:49:06,403 --> 00:49:08,560 What game? 964 00:49:19,653 --> 00:49:23,351 You didn't want to tell us about, uh, Amir? 965 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:25,101 - What? - Shall we? 966 00:49:25,111 --> 00:49:28,101 What should we say about Amir? 967 00:49:28,111 --> 00:49:30,852 He wants to know about Amir. What should we say? 968 00:49:35,029 --> 00:49:36,852 Congratulations on your next steps. 969 00:49:36,862 --> 00:49:39,226 - Oh, thank you. - I'm interested to know 970 00:49:39,236 --> 00:49:40,935 what "next steps" actually means. 971 00:49:40,945 --> 00:49:43,435 Is there a greeting card I can buy that says... 972 00:49:43,445 --> 00:49:45,560 No, your good wishes are all that's necessary. 973 00:49:45,570 --> 00:49:49,602 Is there a ceremony or is it more a financial arrangement? 974 00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:53,820 Hey, listen. At least I'm only getting fucked by one member of this family, yeah? 975 00:49:58,445 --> 00:50:00,852 OK, your turn. 976 00:50:00,862 --> 00:50:03,268 I went to the market and bought a pony, 977 00:50:03,278 --> 00:50:05,602 a big fat hen, and this. 978 00:50:05,612 --> 00:50:09,977 OK. I went to the market and bought a new hat, 979 00:50:09,987 --> 00:50:12,518 a pony, a big fat hen, and this. 980 00:50:12,528 --> 00:50:16,810 Uh, I went to the market and I bought a crack pipe... 981 00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:18,769 - That's terrible. - No? 982 00:50:18,779 --> 00:50:21,268 All right, I went to the market and I bought a gimp suit... 983 00:50:21,278 --> 00:50:23,643 - Come on! - Oh, my God. 984 00:50:23,653 --> 00:50:26,477 I bought a potato, a new hat, 985 00:50:26,487 --> 00:50:29,769 a pony, a big fat hen, and this. 986 00:50:29,779 --> 00:50:32,560 - Your turn. - Oh. 987 00:50:32,570 --> 00:50:35,101 All right. Come on, Dad, what's it gonna be? 988 00:50:35,111 --> 00:50:38,435 A hot dog, or China? Immortality? 989 00:50:38,445 --> 00:50:40,653 The soul of the nation? 990 00:50:43,987 --> 00:50:46,060 I went to market and I bought... 991 00:50:46,070 --> 00:50:47,769 Yeah, OK. 992 00:50:47,779 --> 00:50:49,226 I went to market 993 00:50:49,236 --> 00:50:51,278 and I bought... 994 00:50:55,528 --> 00:50:57,226 local TV. 995 00:50:57,236 --> 00:50:58,727 - Can he buy that? - Yeah, 996 00:50:58,737 --> 00:51:00,518 Dad can buy whatever he wants. 997 00:51:00,528 --> 00:51:03,769 - So? Local TV and...? - What? 998 00:51:03,779 --> 00:51:05,518 The clock's tickin'. Time's runnin' out. 999 00:51:05,528 --> 00:51:08,185 Local TV and what did I say? 1000 00:51:08,195 --> 00:51:10,226 - Um... - A potato. 1001 00:51:10,236 --> 00:51:12,477 - Hey! That is cheating. - No, come on. 1002 00:51:12,487 --> 00:51:15,019 No hints. Come on, Dad. You got this. 1003 00:51:15,029 --> 00:51:17,894 - Uh... - Come on, we can skip a turn. 1004 00:51:17,904 --> 00:51:19,643 Marcia, you go. 1005 00:51:19,653 --> 00:51:22,101 - No, he... - You lost, Grandpa. 1006 00:51:22,111 --> 00:51:23,643 You lose. 1007 00:51:23,653 --> 00:51:25,185 You lose. 1008 00:51:25,195 --> 00:51:27,351 Let go! 1009 00:51:27,361 --> 00:51:30,143 - Are you all right? - What the fuck are you doing? 1010 00:51:30,153 --> 00:51:31,643 - Are you OK? - Are you all right? 1011 00:51:31,653 --> 00:51:33,727 I hardly touched him. It's just shock. 1012 00:51:33,737 --> 00:51:36,435 - Come on, it's OK. - Relax, son, relax. 1013 00:51:36,445 --> 00:51:38,083 Hey, take your hands off him, OK? 1014 00:51:38,094 --> 00:51:40,685 - Kendall! - What the fuck is wrong with you? 1015 00:51:40,695 --> 00:51:41,987 It's OK. It's OK. 1016 00:51:49,528 --> 00:51:50,769 Hey. 1017 00:51:50,779 --> 00:51:52,019 Did he hurt you? 1018 00:51:52,029 --> 00:51:53,602 Let me see. 1019 00:51:53,612 --> 00:51:57,060 You're fine. Listen to me. You're OK. 1020 00:51:57,070 --> 00:52:00,019 - Yeah? - I cannot believe it. 1021 00:52:00,029 --> 00:52:02,101 Yeah. 1022 00:52:02,111 --> 00:52:03,518 It's OK. 1023 00:52:03,528 --> 00:52:07,393 It's OK. 1024 00:52:07,403 --> 00:52:10,351 It's OK, it's OK. 1025 00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:12,226 - You're OK? - Yeah, I'm good. 1026 00:52:12,236 --> 00:52:14,685 Hey. 1027 00:52:14,695 --> 00:52:17,685 Hey, Gerri. 1028 00:52:17,695 --> 00:52:21,268 So what was Ewan talking about earlier, Ken? 1029 00:52:21,278 --> 00:52:23,435 Ewan? Uh... 1030 00:52:23,445 --> 00:52:24,977 I don't know. 1031 00:52:24,987 --> 00:52:27,560 I mean, everyone's pretty upset. 1032 00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:29,351 I wouldn't take any notice. 1033 00:52:29,361 --> 00:52:31,779 Why was he so mad at you? 1034 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,101 At me? Uh, I don't know. 1035 00:52:36,111 --> 00:52:40,560 Just the usual family hatred you get at Thanksgiving. You know how it is. 1036 00:52:40,570 --> 00:52:42,935 I love your dad. 1037 00:52:42,945 --> 00:52:45,977 Personally, I will always be there for him. 1038 00:52:45,987 --> 00:52:50,894 - He's a great man. - Yeah, well... you're here. 1039 00:52:50,904 --> 00:52:54,143 I work for Waystar, not Logan Roy. 1040 00:52:54,153 --> 00:52:56,695 Are you thinking of moving against him? 1041 00:52:58,236 --> 00:53:00,268 Because if you are... 1042 00:53:00,278 --> 00:53:02,810 I've spoken to Frank, 1043 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:04,945 and I've seen all I need to see. 1044 00:53:07,987 --> 00:53:09,278 Good night. 1045 00:54:07,195 --> 00:54:09,852 Let's take this off. 1046 00:54:09,862 --> 00:54:12,560 Here. Give me your arm. 1047 00:54:12,570 --> 00:54:14,685 Great. 1048 00:54:14,695 --> 00:54:16,528 All right. 1049 00:54:20,528 --> 00:54:21,653 Right. 1050 00:54:24,779 --> 00:54:26,518 Your shoe. 1051 00:54:26,528 --> 00:54:29,143 I went to the market... 1052 00:54:29,153 --> 00:54:33,185 and I bought a potato... 1053 00:54:33,195 --> 00:54:35,602 a new hat, 1054 00:54:35,612 --> 00:54:37,560 a pony, 1055 00:54:37,570 --> 00:54:42,226 a big fat hen, 1056 00:54:42,236 --> 00:54:44,185 and this. 1057 00:54:44,195 --> 00:54:47,060 That's right, Logan. 1058 00:54:47,070 --> 00:54:49,060 That's great. 1059 00:55:09,394 --> 00:55:12,311 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -