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This is fucking impressive.
You hooked this shit up, friend.

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Hey, brother, I just wanna say
you killed that shit.

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My man. Absolutely killed that.
For sure.

4
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What's up, bro? Good to see you.

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You're fuckin' imperial right now, OK?

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I think American Diablo
is your best album.

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Thanks, guys. Much obliged.

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All right, man. All right...

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Are we supposed to follow him?

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- What's gonna happen?
- Just be cool.

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So, this guy's your boy, right?

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Yeah. Hey, listen, can I
talk to you about something?

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- Mm-mm, sure.
- Um...

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Oh, here she comes. What's up?

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So he's just decompressing, apparently,

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but he's really down to connect.

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Oh, he's decompressing?
What from his voyage

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to the bottom of the fuckin' rap ocean?

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His show was a shitty show.

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But the label got a room for you guys.

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- Right here.
- I'm sorry, what's your name?

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- Jess.
- Jess. Sorry.

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Can you just remind him

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he's the guy that owns the company

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that owns the company
that owns the label

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- that pays his fucking ass?
- Absolutely.

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Yeah, just don't say those words.

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Oh, my gosh, look at this.

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Shrimp. Huh?

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Look at this.

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Warmed in this airless box for like,

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what, let's say six hours?

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And this goo?
Is this delicious fucking goo?

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Look at that. Mmm!

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So, listen, I need to say something,

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but once I've said it I'll have said it,

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and while it's not a big deal,
it's delicate.

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- What is it? You fucked the company?
- I haven't fucked the company.

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- Scientology? What is it?
- Look, we're friends,

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we go back, I can trust you.

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Right?

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No.

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Sure, but on money stuff,
I can trust you?

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No.

45
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Because we're calling a vote
of no confidence on my dad.

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What the fuck, man.

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It's the best way forward right now.

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This is fucking terrible.

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Bro, you're gonna fuck the company.

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You're fucking with my money, Ken.

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Look, I'm telling you,
it's just cleanest.

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He's lost it.

53
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He's going to D.C. tomorrow

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to piss away our political capital

55
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and position us permanently
in a dying sector.

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- Do you think you can win?
- Of course.

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It's finished. I'm informing
you, not courting you.

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Because I have to work
with whoever's left.

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Right. With me.

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So are we good?

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Can I count on your vote
for Team Future?

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I can promise you that I am spiritually

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and emotionally and ethically

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and morally behind whoever wins.

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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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What's the matter?

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I'm pissed because
I have to come down to him

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like a fuckin' FedEx guy.
Why can't he come to us?

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Well, I guess he's the president.

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Fuckin' Californian
shrunken little raisin.

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I've seen ten of 'em.

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He's basically a fuckin' intern.

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Are you OK, Karl, on all this?

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Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

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- On the law?
- Yeah.

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Gerri walked me through it too, so...

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I wish she was here and not you.

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Well, thank you.

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She has to stay in the city
for board meeting prep, so...

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It was a joke, Karl.

81
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And I'm guessing
if I say cortado with almond,

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you're gonna look like
I'm some kind of jerk, right?

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I will have a black coffee,
please and thank you.

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Is this safe?

85
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I don't think we're gonna
bump into anyone here.

86
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So how'd it go with Stewy?

87
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It went great. He's in.

88
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OK. Well, that's great.

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Yeah. So I think we're all good.

90
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Shall I just... run it one more time

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before we open our kimonos in public?

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Logan.

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Once the vote is proposed,

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he's recused... out of the game.

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So we have Kendall, Roman, Frank.
Three votes in favor.

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And Asha. Your pet. That's good?

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Rock solid. Already floated and noted.

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Right.

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Paul, Dewi, Datu...

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they're old guard, they'll go Logan.

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Yeah, well, sure. I mean... but sure.

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OK, Uncle Ewan, uh,

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he's still a possible, right?

104
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Um, you could maybe stoke
the old resentments?

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Lady Macbeth, gettin' your
little fuckin' screwdriver in.

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It's not a fucking
teddy bear's picnic, Roman,

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- it's a massacre.
- Lawrence?

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Dad would sell Vaulter for parts.

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Lawrence would be crazy
not to vote with me.

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Except Lawrence hates you.

111
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We have three for Logan, five
against, three unknowns.

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Come on, this is bullshit.
Look, we push, Lawrence is ours,

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Ewan could be ours, Ilona could be ours.

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Gerri can't vote, but she can
talk for senior management.

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This is done.

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There's being cautious, and there's
being fucking time-wasters.

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If you want me to do this,
you gotta look worst case.

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Lawrence, Ewan, Ilona, all in play.

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One more makes us sure winners.

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Yeah. We, uh... we hit Lawrence.

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I got the call. The
nuclear reactor is sealed off.

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- The infected have been shot.
- Oh, that's great.

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That's great. Thank you.

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- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.

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- We're good.
- OK. OK.

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- Goodbye.
- Bye.

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- Yeah. Goodbye forever.
- Hope so.

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three men

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to own half the wealth of America.

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I have just been given the all-clear.

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Ohh! I feel I can breathe again.

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Honestly, honey, it's like
this 900-pound gorilla

133
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has finally stopped fucking me.

134
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Now, is this the thing
I don't want to know about?

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Yeah. And it's gone.

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Poof.

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I think I'm good. I think I'm good.

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Greg. Me. The circle's tight.

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He's good. He's my little R2 unit.

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I don't know.

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Arrgh! I don't... This...
I don't fucking know!

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Should I stick with her?

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Is that a president?

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Maybe. I don't know.

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Now, not to be Groomzilla,
but can we talk about menus?

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'Cause I really, really love Lake
Como, but I'm worried about the fog.

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One thing is, people don't change.

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You know, a candidate can't change.

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You can primp and plump and repackage,

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but if you want to
change someone fundamentally,

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- forget it.
- So, should we go...

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very old New York classy?

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Oh. Yeah. Uh, I...

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Sorry, I had a pretty shitty phone
call with my mom the other day,

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and just to smooth things over
I said that we might

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have the wedding back in England.

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- You what?
- Yeah.

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- Is that a biggie for you?
- Excuse me, Shiv. Fuck.

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Tom, it's just a wedding. The
planners will figure it out.

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- "Just a wedding"? Shiv.
- Yeah.

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- It's our wedding!
- Oh, Tom...

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- It only happens once.
- I can't do this right now.

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- Tom.
- OK. No...

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I'm trying to think about work.

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And I'm looking forward to it,

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but I just can't get into
it all, all the details.

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I mean, the wedding might be
in England, but it might not.

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OK, OK, sorry, sorry.

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So, I'll take Lawrence,

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and you firm up the others, yeah?

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That's OK. I got him.

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No, I know the guy.

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I see him at every fucking fakers party,

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phony soft opening that I go to.

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We're like two peas
in a metrosexual think pod.

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Look, are we doing this?

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Are we running a fucking
company together, or what?

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Just 'cause I like a joke doesn't
mean I'm a fucking clown.

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Look, Rome, I'm just trying to...

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- I got it.
- I know you're not a clown.

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- I'm not.
- It's delicate.

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Oh, it's delicate? I didn't realize

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it was delicate, the little nuances.

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Lawrence fuckin' hates you,
man, he does.

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- And he likes you?
- Yeah.

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He likes me. People like me.

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I look like a matador
and everyone wants to fuck me.

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I see him around. I know the guy.

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- Trust me.
- OK.

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Gerri says there are multiple indicators

191
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he wants to be sympathetic
to our expansion.

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You think so?

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If he waves this through,

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he gets hundreds of local TV stations

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most amenable to talking about
what a great fuckin' guy he is.

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He just needs to be prepared to take
a little political heat is all.

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Four more years, we're Proctor
& Gamble of the news.

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Hey. Tom. Uh, I'm heading to Washington.

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Do you mind if I miss dinner? I
need to figure out about Joyce.

200
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No, sweetheart, that's fine.

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If you need to think about
your commitment to Joyce,

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then go, do it. Go to Washington.

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Yeah, I just wondered
if I picked the right horse.

204
00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:03,617
No, I get it, I do. Yeah.

205
00:10:03,627 --> 00:10:05,868
Slide her under the X-ray machine, baby.

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00:10:05,878 --> 00:10:07,492
- OK. Love you. Bye.
- You, too. Bye.

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00:10:07,502 --> 00:10:09,117
Hey hey, guy.

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00:10:09,127 --> 00:10:10,701
Hey hey.

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00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,409
Hey. Everything OK, Greg?

210
00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:14,169
- Yeah. Yeah. Sure.
- Sure?

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Good.

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Good good.

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00:10:19,003 --> 00:10:20,701
You know, you can, uh,

214
00:10:20,711 --> 00:10:23,669
you can talk to me
about anything. You know?

215
00:10:25,419 --> 00:10:28,284
Oh, yeah. Well, I... Thanks.

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00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:32,784
Fantastic... resource.

217
00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:37,127
OK, OK.

218
00:10:38,294 --> 00:10:40,993
So, Shiv is going to Washington,

219
00:10:41,003 --> 00:10:46,044
so why don't, tonight,
why don't I take you out?

220
00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:50,461
No?

221
00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:55,075
What, for real?

222
00:10:55,085 --> 00:10:56,993
I thought you were gonna say

223
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"take you out
and beat the shit out of you,"

224
00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:03,868
or "take you out and put a bullet
through your dumb fuckin' brain,"

225
00:11:03,878 --> 00:11:05,701
or something else,
you know, funny like that.

226
00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:07,669
No, Greg, I'm not some beast.

227
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:13,534
Well, actually, I finally got paid...

228
00:11:13,544 --> 00:11:15,637
Attaboy. OK.

229
00:11:15,648 --> 00:11:17,701
It's like they're not
paying the light bill here,

230
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,117
but, um, but I actually got paid,

231
00:11:20,127 --> 00:11:23,409
and I was thinking about
maybe going to, um,

232
00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:26,409
have you ever visited
California Pizza Kitchen?

233
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,451
No. Dear Lord, no.

234
00:11:29,461 --> 00:11:31,117
It's pretty delicious, Tom.

235
00:11:31,127 --> 00:11:33,159
No. No, it isn't, Greg.

236
00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:35,993
I mean, you might think it
tastes delicious, but...

237
00:11:36,003 --> 00:11:38,195
They make a Cajun chicken
linguini just how I like it.

238
00:11:38,206 --> 00:11:40,159
But that's not how
you're supposed to like it.

239
00:11:40,169 --> 00:11:44,242
OK, you probably have
quite an undereducated palate.

240
00:11:44,252 --> 00:11:47,868
So, let's go out, and I'll teach you.

241
00:11:47,878 --> 00:11:51,252
And I'll show you how to be rich.
OK? It'll be fun.

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00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,325
He'll be just along
the hallway here, Mr. Roy.

243
00:11:56,335 --> 00:11:58,367
I have been here before,

244
00:11:58,377 --> 00:12:01,242
and I do know how hallways work.

245
00:12:01,252 --> 00:12:03,878
Someone will be with you shortly.

246
00:12:08,210 --> 00:12:12,492
What a fuckin' song and dance, eh?

247
00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:14,743
- Ah.
- Mr. Roy. I am so sorry,

248
00:12:14,753 --> 00:12:17,075
but the president passes on
his sincere apologies.

249
00:12:17,085 --> 00:12:19,701
He's currently dealing with
a matter of homeland security.

250
00:12:19,711 --> 00:12:22,075
He's sure you'll understand,
but he's going to need to offer

251
00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:24,451
an alternative face for this discussion.

252
00:12:24,461 --> 00:12:27,868
"Alternative face,"
what the fuck does that mean?

253
00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:30,909
If I drop my pants, I can
show you an alternative face.

254
00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:32,951
How does that sound?

255
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,617
Have I been snubbed?

256
00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:36,451
Find out if I've been snubbed.

257
00:12:36,461 --> 00:12:38,409
I don't think you've been snubbed.

258
00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:41,701
Is this a snubbing?
Just fucking find out!

259
00:12:41,711 --> 00:12:44,325
Holy shit. Wamsgans!

260
00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:47,409
A fuckin' black eye?

261
00:12:47,419 --> 00:12:49,617
You should see the other guy.

262
00:12:49,627 --> 00:12:51,385
The guy who jammed his dick in your eye?

263
00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:53,784
Let's just say, uh,

264
00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:56,159
I was in bed, with Shiv, so...

265
00:12:56,169 --> 00:12:57,784
What? She punched you?

266
00:12:57,794 --> 00:12:59,451
No.

267
00:12:59,461 --> 00:13:02,075
Things just get a little hot and heavy.

268
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,659
A little freaky-deaky. So...

269
00:13:03,669 --> 00:13:06,492
Fuckin' our sister? That's cool, man.

270
00:13:06,502 --> 00:13:09,034
Yeah, it's kinda weird
when you talk about that.

271
00:13:09,044 --> 00:13:10,993
No, I think it's really cool.

272
00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:14,159
Like, what's it like,
like, to bang our sister?

273
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,743
So what's goin' on? Clue me in.

274
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,784
Uh, we just finished, bud.

275
00:13:17,794 --> 00:13:20,868
Yup. Yeah, I'm gonna go, uh,

276
00:13:20,878 --> 00:13:23,409
eat a fucking elk or something.

277
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:24,659
See ya later.

278
00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:26,836
Oh, hey, Tom.

279
00:13:28,419 --> 00:13:30,325
Just to say I know

280
00:13:30,335 --> 00:13:31,993
you've been eating a lot of shit for me

281
00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:33,784
that I don't know about,

282
00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:35,826
and I appreciate that.

283
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:39,117
And I want you to know:
I like you.

284
00:13:39,127 --> 00:13:40,909
You're Team Kendall, man.

285
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:42,659
Lot of stuff goin' down,

286
00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:44,534
but you're on the team.

287
00:13:44,544 --> 00:13:46,878
Thanks, brother.

288
00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:50,743
Here's to us.

289
00:13:50,753 --> 00:13:52,003
To us.

290
00:13:53,544 --> 00:13:57,117
Uh, so I do need to ask something,

291
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,701
but, um...

292
00:13:58,711 --> 00:14:00,617
we're cool, yeah?

293
00:14:00,627 --> 00:14:03,159
Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, Yeah?

294
00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:04,210
Yeah.

295
00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:08,701
But, um...

296
00:14:08,711 --> 00:14:11,200
what would you say...

297
00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,075
what would you say if I told you

298
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,701
that there was gonna be a vote
of no confidence tomorrow?

299
00:14:15,711 --> 00:14:19,451
Kick out the old man,
in with the new guard.

300
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:21,034
Romey and the homey.

301
00:14:21,044 --> 00:14:23,659
You and Kendall are thinking
of killing your dad?

302
00:14:23,669 --> 00:14:25,701
- Well...
- That's a little Greek tragedy.

303
00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:27,034
Yeah, Oedipus.

304
00:14:27,044 --> 00:14:29,075
Did I say that I was
going to fuck Marcia?

305
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,743
No. Although I definitely
would, 'cause she's hot.

306
00:14:32,753 --> 00:14:35,753
But that's, you know,
that's like phase two.

307
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,117
- Hey.
- Hey.

308
00:14:47,544 --> 00:14:49,576
I'm sorry I'm late.

309
00:14:49,586 --> 00:14:51,576
Yeah, no. No worries.

310
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,200
This place has changed.

311
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:57,451
Uh... yeah.

312
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:01,200
I mean, well, e-everything changes.

313
00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:03,159
We've changed.

314
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:07,034
What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful.

315
00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,951
Does not suit you.

316
00:15:08,961 --> 00:15:12,951
It's like you're wearing a
turtleneck and a stick-on mustache.

317
00:15:12,961 --> 00:15:15,659
All right, yeah.

318
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,753
Well, I do have feelings.

319
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,117
So, uh, congratulations
on Senator Miller.

320
00:15:24,127 --> 00:15:25,576
Thank you.

321
00:15:25,586 --> 00:15:27,486
Not exactly the fuckin'
Southern Strategy,

322
00:15:27,497 --> 00:15:29,993
gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks,
and media studies professors

323
00:15:30,003 --> 00:15:32,195
to vote in a Democrat in New
York state, but still...

324
00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:33,868
Fuck you. You've seen the numbers.

325
00:15:33,878 --> 00:15:36,576
Yeah, there's a number of ways
of analyzing the numbers.

326
00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:39,617
I did a fucking good job,
in the teeth of a scandal.

327
00:15:39,627 --> 00:15:43,367
At this point in the cycle, I
knocked it out of the fucking park.

328
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,961
So here's to me.

329
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:51,159
How's everything in the
People's Republic of Gil Eavis?

330
00:15:51,169 --> 00:15:52,169
Amazing.

331
00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:58,409
So, go on, Shiv, what is this?

332
00:15:58,419 --> 00:16:02,242
OK, uh, well...

333
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:05,200
I want you to think about joining us.

334
00:16:05,210 --> 00:16:07,784
- Me and Joyce.
- Why?

335
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:10,659
Because I need a piece
of shit on the team.

336
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,159
What do you think?

337
00:16:13,169 --> 00:16:16,784
I think: Is it a good idea?
You and me?

338
00:16:16,794 --> 00:16:19,534
- Uh, yeah. Why?
- Historically speaking,

339
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:23,502
we found it quite hard
not to fuck each other.

340
00:16:26,669 --> 00:16:30,284
It's great to see you...
on such short notice.

341
00:16:30,294 --> 00:16:31,409
Shush. Eat.

342
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:35,200
I finished most of 'em, Grandpa.

343
00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,701
Your mother says
you don't have any money.

344
00:16:37,711 --> 00:16:40,701
Until recently, but actually, um,

345
00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,242
my pay came through.

346
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:44,951
And now I'm incredibly rich.

347
00:16:44,961 --> 00:16:47,200
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

348
00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:51,242
Well, uh, I'm sure you're
going to be very happy.

349
00:16:51,252 --> 00:16:52,701
Thank you.

350
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,868
She also told me to feed you,

351
00:16:54,878 --> 00:16:57,034
so eat up.

352
00:16:57,044 --> 00:16:59,034
Whew. Honestly,

353
00:16:59,044 --> 00:17:00,743
I think my stomach might have shrunk

354
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:05,034
during my... my period of poverty.

355
00:17:05,044 --> 00:17:08,701
The waste in this city is obscene.

356
00:17:08,711 --> 00:17:10,044
Finish it.

357
00:17:13,085 --> 00:17:15,951
So, how come you're here...
you're in town,

358
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:17,492
uh, if I may ask?

359
00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:20,743
Well...

360
00:17:20,753 --> 00:17:23,627
you're a grownup, allegedly.

361
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,325
So here's what grownups do.

362
00:17:28,335 --> 00:17:31,951
Kendall is gonna call for
a vote of no confidence

363
00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:35,534
against his own father
at the next board meeting.

364
00:17:35,544 --> 00:17:38,075
S-Sounds like a huge deal,

365
00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:40,951
but it's just procedure or...

366
00:17:40,961 --> 00:17:45,075
It's a wanton act
of egregious selfishness.

367
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:47,743
In keeping with everything else
I've come to loathe

368
00:17:47,753 --> 00:17:51,075
about this rat's nest of a family.

369
00:17:51,085 --> 00:17:52,659
Right. Right.

370
00:17:52,669 --> 00:17:55,034
So are you gonna tell Logan?

371
00:17:55,044 --> 00:17:58,117
I'm gonna keep my snout of the trough,

372
00:17:58,127 --> 00:17:59,534
thank you very much.

373
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:04,367
And my advice to you is:
paddle your own canoe.

374
00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:19,492
Hello?

375
00:18:19,502 --> 00:18:21,159
Kendall?

376
00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:22,451
Marcia.

377
00:18:22,461 --> 00:18:24,951
I was wondering, if you're not busy,

378
00:18:24,961 --> 00:18:27,627
if you don't mind
joining your father for dinner?

379
00:18:29,669 --> 00:18:32,534
Did he ask to have dinner with me?

380
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:33,617
Yeah.

381
00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:35,284
He's home alone,

382
00:18:35,294 --> 00:18:37,325
and I have something I cannot miss.

383
00:18:37,335 --> 00:18:41,659
Um... just him and me?

384
00:18:41,669 --> 00:18:44,784
Yeah. Is it a bad time?

385
00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:46,993
Do you have something planned?

386
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:49,325
Uh, no. Of course.

387
00:18:49,335 --> 00:18:51,993
Um, no, I'm... I'm around.

388
00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:53,034
Thank you.

389
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,993
I've left some steamed fish.

390
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,627
Merci beaucoup.

391
00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,003
OK, su...

392
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:06,682
Exactly. When I had their monkfish,
I thought I was gonna shit,

393
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,199
puke and cum all at once.

394
00:19:08,585 --> 00:19:12,366
That sounds... delicious.

395
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:14,993
Although I don't actually
have much of an appetite.

396
00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:17,159
Well, you better find one quick,

397
00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:19,659
'cause this is one of the most
exclusive popups in the city,

398
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:22,284
and we're having the full tasting menu.

399
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:29,617
How come the... the wine list
doesn't have any prices?

400
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,492
Because they're obscene.

401
00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:35,534
Look, here's the thing
about being rich, OK?

402
00:19:35,544 --> 00:19:37,701
It's fucking great.

403
00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:41,075
OK? It's like being
a superhero, only better.

404
00:19:41,085 --> 00:19:43,826
You get to do what you want, the
authorities can't really touch you,

405
00:19:43,836 --> 00:19:46,701
you get to wear a costume,
but it's designed by Armani,

406
00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:49,701
and it doesn't make you
look like a prick.

407
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:51,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

408
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:53,544
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

409
00:19:55,544 --> 00:20:00,919
If I was going to come in
with you, what's your vision?

410
00:20:01,044 --> 00:20:02,242
Well, it's me and Kendall.

411
00:20:02,252 --> 00:20:04,617
Fuck Kendall. OK?

412
00:20:04,627 --> 00:20:06,919
You. What's your vision?

413
00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:11,492
You know what?

414
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,743
I ended up in a book shop the other day,

415
00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:16,325
and I just started laughing.

416
00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:18,075
OK.

417
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:21,034
I was looking at all the books
cramming up all the walls,

418
00:20:21,044 --> 00:20:23,826
and I just thought, you know,
about the olden days,

419
00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:26,242
all the fucking monasteries
and the Bibles

420
00:20:26,252 --> 00:20:29,617
and the sermons and the "Did Jesus
say this? And "Do you mean that?"

421
00:20:29,627 --> 00:20:31,034
and all the words and what have you.

422
00:20:31,044 --> 00:20:33,052
All gone. No one gives a fuck.

423
00:20:33,063 --> 00:20:34,701
You're saying we're going post-literate.

424
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,993
People are gonna read,

425
00:20:36,003 --> 00:20:39,367
but the old world, it's gone.

426
00:20:39,377 --> 00:20:41,534
Papers, gone. News, gone.

427
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:44,117
"Tune in to ABS at nine
to be told what to think."

428
00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:45,617
No. Over.

429
00:20:45,627 --> 00:20:47,951
It's all about the morsels, man.

430
00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:50,617
Feed me the fucking tasty morsels.

431
00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:53,034
Keep me interested.
That is where we're headed.

432
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,576
Tasty morsels from groovy hubs.

433
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:59,085
Tasty morsels... from groovy hubs.

434
00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,909
Um, look, man,

435
00:21:02,919 --> 00:21:05,034
I'm dumb, but I'm smart.

436
00:21:05,044 --> 00:21:07,552
I'm too dumb to know how
to fix our whole company.

437
00:21:07,563 --> 00:21:08,848
I don't have the attention span.

438
00:21:08,859 --> 00:21:10,361
This is probably the
most interesting thing

439
00:21:10,372 --> 00:21:11,742
that's happened in my whole life,

440
00:21:11,753 --> 00:21:13,534
and I'm thinking about six other things.

441
00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:16,117
But I am smart enough
to know what needs changing,

442
00:21:16,127 --> 00:21:18,951
and I'm smart enough to spot the people

443
00:21:18,961 --> 00:21:20,961
who can help us, Lawrence.

444
00:21:22,377 --> 00:21:23,961
So are you in?

445
00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:29,210
Well...

446
00:21:31,502 --> 00:21:33,200
I'm on the side of change.

447
00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,993
Yeah, you are.

448
00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:38,159
Sorry... Oh, fuck.

449
00:21:38,169 --> 00:21:39,659
Mind if I take this?

450
00:21:39,669 --> 00:21:40,868
Go ahead.

451
00:21:40,878 --> 00:21:42,868
Sorry, fellas. Keep it sexy.

452
00:21:42,878 --> 00:21:44,159
Yeah?

453
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:47,159
Marcia asked me to have dinner with Dad.

454
00:21:47,169 --> 00:21:49,451
- He knows. Does he know?
- I don't know.

455
00:21:49,461 --> 00:21:51,659
Did he mention me?

456
00:21:51,669 --> 00:21:53,492
What did Lawrence say?

457
00:21:53,502 --> 00:21:55,200
Uh, he's in.

458
00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,743
For real?

459
00:21:56,753 --> 00:21:58,075
Yes, for real. Fuck you.

460
00:21:58,085 --> 00:21:59,909
Nice. OK.

461
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,075
OK, great. Thanks.

462
00:22:02,085 --> 00:22:03,701
Oh, Jesus.

463
00:22:03,711 --> 00:22:05,159
What... What now?

464
00:22:05,169 --> 00:22:07,409
- Ortolan.
- What's ortolan?

465
00:22:07,419 --> 00:22:10,200
It is a deep-fried songbird.
You eat it whole.

466
00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:12,701
- Oh, my God...
- This is a rare privilege.

467
00:22:12,711 --> 00:22:14,291
And it's also kind of illegal.

468
00:22:14,302 --> 00:22:15,701
- Oh, I have a...
- For the head.

469
00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:17,576
The exact purpose is debated.

470
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,701
Some say it's to mask the shame;

471
00:22:19,711 --> 00:22:21,836
others, to heighten the pleasure.

472
00:22:32,544 --> 00:22:34,451
Oh, my God.

473
00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:36,617
That is so good.

474
00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:39,159
Did you eat it yet, Greg?

475
00:22:39,169 --> 00:22:41,701
- Not yet, no.
- Eat it, Greg!

476
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:50,034
Um, it's a rather... unique flavor.

477
00:22:50,044 --> 00:22:54,586
Yeah, it's the gamy,
brainy hit, my friend.

478
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,075
Can we have some more wine, please?

479
00:23:01,085 --> 00:23:03,034
You trying to seduce me, Tom?

480
00:23:03,044 --> 00:23:05,419
Yes, I am! Yes, I am, Greg.

481
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:08,868
All the things we've seen,

482
00:23:08,878 --> 00:23:10,242
all the things we've done...

483
00:23:10,252 --> 00:23:11,576
we're in this together, man.

484
00:23:11,586 --> 00:23:13,659
OK. Is that...

485
00:23:13,669 --> 00:23:17,961
Is that what this is,
this is about the thing?

486
00:23:19,210 --> 00:23:20,242
We have a bond.

487
00:23:20,252 --> 00:23:22,492
- You do?
- Yeah, sure.

488
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:24,534
I was an outsider once.

489
00:23:24,544 --> 00:23:27,951
Young guy from St. Paul, alone in
the big city, and it was hard.

490
00:23:27,961 --> 00:23:30,784
And you create this
kind of protective shell,

491
00:23:30,794 --> 00:23:35,127
but underneath, we're all just little...
nudie turtles.

492
00:23:36,961 --> 00:23:38,284
OK.

493
00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:39,993
I gotta level with you,

494
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:43,951
because if I eat any more
songbirds, I'm gonna hurl.

495
00:23:43,961 --> 00:23:47,034
My grandpa already
bought me dinner tonight.

496
00:23:47,044 --> 00:23:49,159
Your grandpa?
What's he doing in New York?

497
00:23:49,169 --> 00:23:54,576
He's come down for this vote of
no confidence in Logan tomorrow.

498
00:23:54,586 --> 00:23:56,909
Did you know about that?

499
00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:58,325
What? You serious?

500
00:23:58,335 --> 00:24:01,576
Yeah, he's come down especially to vote.

501
00:24:01,586 --> 00:24:03,492
It's a big deal, right?

502
00:24:03,502 --> 00:24:05,127
Yeah. Hold on. Hold on.

503
00:24:07,335 --> 00:24:10,951
You say you want me...
but really, you don't.

504
00:24:10,961 --> 00:24:13,284
It's so exciting when you
know more about me than I do.

505
00:24:13,294 --> 00:24:16,284
You want me for my edge,
'cause she's not edgy enough.

506
00:24:16,294 --> 00:24:18,909
You should be workin'
for a winner like Gil.

507
00:24:18,919 --> 00:24:21,520
You know I'm a considerably
more successful

508
00:24:21,531 --> 00:24:24,455
- political strategist than you are.
- Shiv, you work with what you got,

509
00:24:24,466 --> 00:24:26,325
and what you got is... bleachh.

510
00:24:26,335 --> 00:24:28,826
I've been grooming Joyce
for three years.

511
00:24:28,836 --> 00:24:30,659
- Appeals to everyone.
- Exactly.

512
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:34,034
Which is a little like appealing
to no one. She's nice.

513
00:24:34,044 --> 00:24:36,159
That is a horrible thing
to say about anyone.

514
00:24:36,169 --> 00:24:41,159
Look, Kendall told me
how you're marrying this...

515
00:24:41,169 --> 00:24:46,743
guy, this corn-fed basic
from hockey town.

516
00:24:46,753 --> 00:24:48,659
- Yeah, Tom. He's a great guy.
- Sure.

517
00:24:48,669 --> 00:24:50,826
Great guy with the square head.

518
00:24:50,836 --> 00:24:53,492
And you're workin'
for the nice black lady.

519
00:24:53,503 --> 00:24:55,616
- What are you trying to prove?
- You're such a fucking prick.

520
00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:57,701
You should be with
an exciting bastard like me.

521
00:24:57,711 --> 00:25:00,711
I tried playing with you, and you broke.

522
00:25:12,919 --> 00:25:15,743
Sir. Your father's on a call in the den.

523
00:25:15,753 --> 00:25:18,743
He asked if you'd wait a moment.

524
00:25:18,753 --> 00:25:20,210
Oh, sure.

525
00:25:36,711 --> 00:25:40,075
Tom? Uh, hey, can this wait
till tomorrow?

526
00:25:40,085 --> 00:25:42,242
You're gonna want to hear this.
Ewan is in town,

527
00:25:42,252 --> 00:25:44,242
and he knows, and he's come to vote.

528
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,544
What? Hold... Hold on.

529
00:25:48,252 --> 00:25:49,325
Who's your source?

530
00:25:49,335 --> 00:25:52,743
Uh, I can't reveal my sources.

531
00:25:52,753 --> 00:25:54,409
But it's Greg.

532
00:25:55,919 --> 00:25:57,993
OK. Uh, Tom,

533
00:25:58,003 --> 00:26:00,492
you do not breathe a word of this, OK?

534
00:26:00,502 --> 00:26:01,826
My lips are sealed.

535
00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:04,743
All right. Thanks, Tom. I appreciate it.

536
00:26:04,753 --> 00:26:06,711
It's not a big deal. Team Kendall.

537
00:26:10,294 --> 00:26:13,534
My God. My God! It's actually happening.

538
00:26:13,544 --> 00:26:14,951
It's happening.

539
00:26:14,961 --> 00:26:17,784
The troops are taking
Saddam's palace, man.

540
00:26:17,794 --> 00:26:19,743
This time tomorrow, you and me...

541
00:26:19,753 --> 00:26:22,284
I could... I could be like the...

542
00:26:22,294 --> 00:26:26,367
I could be like the third most
important guy in the company.

543
00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:29,294
I mean, it's the storming
of the Bastille.

544
00:26:30,544 --> 00:26:32,200
Let us eat cake. I mean...

545
00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,794
I don't know what we're talking about.

546
00:26:56,753 --> 00:26:58,127
Thanks, Richard.

547
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,961
Hey, Dad.

548
00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:13,210
Hey.

549
00:27:19,586 --> 00:27:21,617
You shouldn't eat this shit.

550
00:27:21,627 --> 00:27:23,544
You're not the boss of me.

551
00:27:39,669 --> 00:27:44,534
Did you want to talk? Marcia said you...
wanted to see me.

552
00:27:44,544 --> 00:27:45,544
Marcia.

553
00:27:47,252 --> 00:27:49,836
Yeah, she's got her own game goin' on.

554
00:27:52,753 --> 00:27:53,993
What does that mean?

555
00:27:54,003 --> 00:27:56,034
You know what it means.

556
00:27:56,044 --> 00:27:58,377
You've got your game goin' on.

557
00:28:00,377 --> 00:28:02,711
I've got my game.

558
00:28:05,044 --> 00:28:08,743
What... What's, uh, what's your game?

559
00:28:08,753 --> 00:28:11,544
Everybody's got a game.

560
00:28:16,419 --> 00:28:18,617
So what's goin' on?

561
00:28:18,627 --> 00:28:20,909
What's the action? What's the story?

562
00:28:20,919 --> 00:28:23,075
What's goin' on?

563
00:28:23,085 --> 00:28:25,659
You heard about my meet?

564
00:28:25,669 --> 00:28:28,576
You heard it was a snub?

565
00:28:28,586 --> 00:28:31,878
What? Uh... Oh.

566
00:28:35,794 --> 00:28:37,294
Yeah, I heard, um...

567
00:28:39,127 --> 00:28:41,909
Uh, I heard real security alert,

568
00:28:41,919 --> 00:28:44,461
but who knows, it's tough to read.

569
00:28:46,836 --> 00:28:49,034
Oh, fuck.

570
00:28:53,878 --> 00:28:55,419
I could do something about this.

571
00:28:58,085 --> 00:28:59,252
OK?

572
00:29:02,502 --> 00:29:05,325
Haven't had one of these in, uh...

573
00:29:05,335 --> 00:29:07,659
I don't even know.

574
00:29:07,669 --> 00:29:09,075
You gonna eat it?

575
00:29:09,085 --> 00:29:10,451
Yeah, I'm gonna eat it.

576
00:29:10,461 --> 00:29:12,794
Hey, good.

577
00:29:14,335 --> 00:29:16,169
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

578
00:29:18,419 --> 00:29:19,961
Oh, fuck!

579
00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:23,284
Every fuckin' time!

580
00:29:32,419 --> 00:29:34,743
Thanks, man. Thanks.

581
00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:37,576
Should I get us some beers?

582
00:29:37,586 --> 00:29:40,325
No, no. No need. Bottle service.
I ordered vodka.

583
00:29:40,335 --> 00:29:41,363
Come on.

584
00:29:41,374 --> 00:29:44,159
Whoa! Go ahead, man.

585
00:29:44,169 --> 00:29:45,993
Hey! So this is what you do?

586
00:29:46,003 --> 00:29:48,909
You, like, go to a club,
and then you come to, like,

587
00:29:48,919 --> 00:29:50,909
this other part
where the club sort of isn't?

588
00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,743
Yeah! Yeah, that's it!

589
00:29:52,753 --> 00:29:55,242
This is 2,000 bucks a pop.

590
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,659
Why?

591
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:58,826
No reason!
We're being totally ripped off!

592
00:29:58,836 --> 00:30:02,492
Is this gold... Is this gold leaf?

593
00:30:02,502 --> 00:30:04,868
Uh-huh. Drink the gold, my friend.

594
00:30:04,878 --> 00:30:07,951
And then later you and I
can have a 24-karat piss.

595
00:30:20,836 --> 00:30:23,325
Any news?

596
00:30:23,335 --> 00:30:25,409
Um, we have Lawrence.

597
00:30:25,419 --> 00:30:27,409
That'll make our sleep easier.

598
00:30:27,419 --> 00:30:29,325
If I can sleep. Which I won't.

599
00:30:29,335 --> 00:30:31,242
I think I'm just gonna call Sarita

600
00:30:31,252 --> 00:30:33,200
and check Ilona's out of the action.

601
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,325
Oh, do we need?

602
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,325
You're not worried
that could stir things?

603
00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:39,743
Just to cover all the bases.

604
00:30:39,753 --> 00:30:41,367
Hey, Frank?

605
00:30:41,377 --> 00:30:44,586
Listen, is... is this...

606
00:30:46,836 --> 00:30:51,034
Is this, like, objectively... horrible?

607
00:30:51,044 --> 00:30:53,909
You know, w-we could hold off.

608
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:55,743
We could put this together
next quarter...

609
00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:58,743
Ken. You made this happen.

610
00:30:58,753 --> 00:31:02,451
It's hard enough to get five people
together for a fuckin' dinner.

611
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,701
You might never get another shot.

612
00:31:04,711 --> 00:31:08,200
And it's the right thing to do.

613
00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:10,075
Strength.

614
00:31:10,085 --> 00:31:12,085
You're a good son.

615
00:31:13,127 --> 00:31:14,576
Night, Ken.

616
00:31:14,586 --> 00:31:16,085
Goodnight.

617
00:31:24,461 --> 00:31:26,117
- Hello?
- Sarita, hey.

618
00:31:26,127 --> 00:31:28,868
Sorry to call so late. I...

619
00:31:28,878 --> 00:31:32,659
You know, I was just, uh,
thinking, and... and...

620
00:31:32,669 --> 00:31:34,200
It's nice to hear your voice.

621
00:31:34,210 --> 00:31:36,075
Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice.

622
00:31:36,085 --> 00:31:38,117
I don't know, I felt bad,

623
00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:40,993
and I wanted to check in... on your mom.

624
00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:43,576
Uh, I assume she can't make it

625
00:31:43,586 --> 00:31:46,377
to the board meeting tomorrow, sadly.

626
00:31:48,627 --> 00:31:52,325
No. I have to go, Kendall.

627
00:32:12,836 --> 00:32:16,993
So, tell me more about Mr. Potato Head.

628
00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:18,617
Tom?

629
00:32:18,627 --> 00:32:21,409
He's a... He's amazing.

630
00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:23,951
Well, I'm pleased.

631
00:32:23,961 --> 00:32:26,868
- Uh, but... It is great.
- Shiv.

632
00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:28,659
You're convincing me. You are.

633
00:32:28,669 --> 00:32:32,325
It's the constant sort of...
weary repetition.

634
00:32:32,335 --> 00:32:35,200
- "Tom's great."
- He is.

635
00:32:40,169 --> 00:32:42,127
We're not gonna fuck tonight, right?

636
00:32:44,252 --> 00:32:45,826
You know I'm getting married, too.

637
00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:47,659
Oh, really.

638
00:32:47,669 --> 00:32:50,159
Car model or failed actress?

639
00:32:50,169 --> 00:32:51,993
Ouch. There she is.

640
00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,200
She's actually a French doctor.

641
00:32:54,210 --> 00:32:56,159
That's nice.

642
00:32:56,169 --> 00:33:00,242
I mean, it doesn't mean
we can't do other stuff.

643
00:33:00,252 --> 00:33:02,492
- Uh...
- Theoretically.

644
00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:05,117
I'm getting married in March.

645
00:33:05,127 --> 00:33:06,659
I'm getting married in May.

646
00:33:06,669 --> 00:33:09,409
- It's not a competition.
- Sure. Yeah.

647
00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:12,325
But only one of us is getting
married in lilac season,

648
00:33:12,335 --> 00:33:14,367
and it's not you.

649
00:33:14,377 --> 00:33:17,325
- Come on.
- What?

650
00:33:17,335 --> 00:33:20,617
I have to say I am feeling...

651
00:33:20,627 --> 00:33:23,451
You're feeling what, Nate?

652
00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:26,159
I mean, we could masturbate
in separate rooms.

653
00:33:26,169 --> 00:33:27,701
- Oh, God!
- No. It's quite modern.

654
00:33:27,711 --> 00:33:29,534
- No. Come on!
- Or... Or...

655
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:32,534
Just, for old times' sake, last one.

656
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:33,868
Absolute last one.

657
00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:37,242
I could just, you know,
the old traditional...

658
00:33:37,252 --> 00:33:39,868
simply... stick it in.

659
00:33:39,878 --> 00:33:43,367
Yeah. Like a gas station, right?

660
00:33:43,377 --> 00:33:45,451
Just stick it in.

661
00:33:45,461 --> 00:33:47,242
So a French doctor, huh?

662
00:33:47,252 --> 00:33:49,993
She sounds far too nice
and interesting for you.

663
00:33:50,003 --> 00:33:52,200
She's not that nice.

664
00:33:52,210 --> 00:33:56,878
Deep down she's... status- and
money-obsessed. Like you.

665
00:33:59,085 --> 00:34:00,868
This is nice.

666
00:34:00,878 --> 00:34:03,367
This is like being friends.

667
00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:04,909
You know.

668
00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:14,367
It was Gil.

669
00:34:14,377 --> 00:34:16,085
He's very interested.

670
00:34:17,461 --> 00:34:19,294
I think you should do this.

671
00:34:20,878 --> 00:34:25,576
You're hot, you're...

672
00:34:25,586 --> 00:34:27,325
so hot right now.

673
00:34:27,335 --> 00:34:29,586
Come on. Nate.

674
00:34:31,127 --> 00:34:32,919
We should be good people.

675
00:34:34,252 --> 00:34:35,951
Uh, I know.

676
00:34:35,961 --> 00:34:39,961
Wouldn't it be nice to just
wake up in the morning and...

677
00:34:42,627 --> 00:34:45,794
not feel like a fucking piece of shit?

678
00:35:02,878 --> 00:35:05,461
- Hey, Shiv.
- Morning.

679
00:35:08,419 --> 00:35:11,659
You know you're amazing, right?

680
00:35:11,669 --> 00:35:13,586
Uh, yeah. I guess.

681
00:35:17,461 --> 00:35:19,909
Come meet Gil.

682
00:35:19,919 --> 00:35:23,335
He's not a pipe dream.
He's gonna go all the way.

683
00:35:25,044 --> 00:35:26,325
OK.

684
00:35:26,335 --> 00:35:28,951
So, we behaved ourselves.

685
00:35:28,961 --> 00:35:31,659
They're gonna write songs
about how good we were.

686
00:35:31,669 --> 00:35:34,409
Shiv? You're a blonde beast.

687
00:35:34,419 --> 00:35:37,826
You should do whatever you want.

688
00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,210
Bye, Nate.

689
00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:44,335
I think it's gonna be tight, but, uh...

690
00:35:44,346 --> 00:35:46,093
you know, all the variables
swing our way.

691
00:35:46,104 --> 00:35:47,139
Huh.

692
00:35:49,169 --> 00:35:51,502
Whup.

693
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,367
Hey, what's up, Jess?

694
00:35:56,377 --> 00:35:59,044
I have Ms. Shinoya on the line.

695
00:36:00,377 --> 00:36:01,878
OK.

696
00:36:04,085 --> 00:36:05,951
Sarita?

697
00:36:05,961 --> 00:36:08,492
Hello?

698
00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:11,534
Ilona. Ilona, hi. How are you?

699
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,909
God, it's great to hear your voice.

700
00:36:13,919 --> 00:36:18,284
Y-You're up.
Um, did... did you get my gift?

701
00:36:18,294 --> 00:36:22,909
Yes. So, my daughter told me
you don't want me voting

702
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,701
in today's board meeting. Is that right?

703
00:36:24,711 --> 00:36:26,993
No, no, no. That's...
That's not it at all.

704
00:36:27,003 --> 00:36:29,034
That's, um...

705
00:36:29,044 --> 00:36:31,743
C-Can I explain? That's...

706
00:36:31,753 --> 00:36:33,034
Well, I'm letting you know

707
00:36:33,044 --> 00:36:34,701
that I will be dialing in.

708
00:36:34,711 --> 00:36:38,451
O-OK. Well, look, there's some issues.

709
00:36:38,461 --> 00:36:41,409
I know you haven't...

710
00:36:41,419 --> 00:36:43,909
Look, could I... Could I come
and talk it through?

711
00:36:43,919 --> 00:36:46,909
Kendall, I will be dialing in.

712
00:36:46,919 --> 00:36:48,242
I'll be there in an hour.

713
00:36:48,252 --> 00:36:50,868
Great. OK, thanks, Ilona.

714
00:36:53,085 --> 00:36:56,534
You're gonna go all the way out
to her? To Long Island?

715
00:36:56,544 --> 00:36:58,909
- Yeah, I can...
- Is there time?

716
00:36:58,919 --> 00:37:00,409
I can make it. I can make it.

717
00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:02,075
I think...

718
00:37:02,085 --> 00:37:03,627
I think I have to go.

719
00:38:29,586 --> 00:38:32,159
Hey. You ready? Let's go.

720
00:38:32,169 --> 00:38:33,924
Sorry, Mr. Roy, the skies are closed.

721
00:38:33,935 --> 00:38:36,514
Temporary flight restriction.
There's a possible terror threat.

722
00:38:36,525 --> 00:38:37,603
No, no, I need to go, pal.

723
00:38:37,614 --> 00:38:39,577
I'll pay whatever fine they hit us with.
Let's go.

724
00:38:39,588 --> 00:38:42,213
We can't do that, sir.
FAA will pull my license.

725
00:38:44,711 --> 00:38:48,451
Uh, OK, I'll handle the FAA.

726
00:38:48,461 --> 00:38:50,826
Or... What is it? The AHS?
I'll handle it.

727
00:38:50,836 --> 00:38:54,200
Whatever you lose financially,
I'll make up in perpetuity. OK?

728
00:38:54,210 --> 00:38:58,022
Sir, if we take off now, we
can be shot down by an F-16.

729
00:38:59,377 --> 00:39:01,534
Yeah, but not really. Right?

730
00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:03,159
Airspace is on lockdown.

731
00:39:03,169 --> 00:39:05,085
There's nothing we can do.

732
00:39:10,003 --> 00:39:11,210
Whoa whoa!

733
00:39:12,419 --> 00:39:13,419
Yo!

734
00:39:16,502 --> 00:39:19,419
How long to get to the city?
Financial district?

735
00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:25,868
Man, we should get a round
of fuckin' shots going, right?

736
00:39:25,878 --> 00:39:27,451
Make it happen.

737
00:39:27,461 --> 00:39:29,576
Will do.

738
00:39:29,586 --> 00:39:31,743
It's nice to see the war criminal.
Cleans up well.

739
00:39:31,753 --> 00:39:34,492
Yeah, nice guy, lovely guy.

740
00:39:34,502 --> 00:39:36,284
Whoo.

741
00:39:36,294 --> 00:39:38,919
We good, then? Solid? Right?

742
00:39:41,419 --> 00:39:43,451
I heard Logan started on time even when

743
00:39:43,461 --> 00:39:46,826
he was airlifted in from Aspen
with a shattered femur.

744
00:39:46,836 --> 00:39:48,075
That is true.

745
00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:50,409
Yep, no.

746
00:39:50,419 --> 00:39:51,919
That is correct.

747
00:39:54,919 --> 00:39:56,284
Hey, is your phone working?

748
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:58,117
C-C-Can I get like a motorcycle courier?

749
00:39:58,127 --> 00:40:00,117
Anything? Can you call your office?

750
00:40:00,127 --> 00:40:01,492
Sorry, no bars.

751
00:40:01,502 --> 00:40:03,075
They're evacuating five blocks

752
00:40:03,085 --> 00:40:05,617
each way from the Stock Exchange.

753
00:40:05,627 --> 00:40:08,617
Lower Manhattan. NYPD has shut down

754
00:40:08,627 --> 00:40:11,367
- the West Side Highway...
- Gerri. Can you hear me?

755
00:40:11,377 --> 00:40:12,576
Hey, where are you?

756
00:40:12,586 --> 00:40:13,617
Hey, listen, I'm... I'm...

757
00:40:13,627 --> 00:40:14,731
I'm almost there.

758
00:40:14,742 --> 00:40:16,701
The traffic's stopped.
I need you to stall.

759
00:40:16,711 --> 00:40:17,784
What? What's that?

760
00:40:17,794 --> 00:40:18,909
It's a bad connection.

761
00:40:18,919 --> 00:40:20,034
I can't really hear you.

762
00:40:20,044 --> 00:40:21,826
Gerri?

763
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,701
I'm in a tunnel.

764
00:40:23,711 --> 00:40:24,951
OK? Stall.

765
00:40:24,961 --> 00:40:26,868
Well, how far are y...

766
00:40:26,878 --> 00:40:28,451
Uh, I...

767
00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:31,145
Shit.

768
00:40:31,156 --> 00:40:32,284
What?

769
00:40:32,294 --> 00:40:33,617
He's in traffic.

770
00:40:33,627 --> 00:40:35,117
Don't. Don't do this.

771
00:40:35,127 --> 00:40:37,284
He's asking us how long can we stall.

772
00:40:37,294 --> 00:40:40,586
- Fuck, fuck, fuck.
- Great.

773
00:40:45,252 --> 00:40:48,169
It'll be all right.
He's not gonna be too late.

774
00:40:51,919 --> 00:40:57,200
- Here he comes.
- Morning, morning.

775
00:40:57,210 --> 00:40:58,534
Good morning.

776
00:40:58,544 --> 00:41:00,492
- Oh! Quite a turnout.
- Yeah.

777
00:41:00,502 --> 00:41:02,784
Frank, will you whip us through?

778
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:08,701
Uh, I... I just got word. I think
Kendall will be a few minutes late.

779
00:41:08,711 --> 00:41:10,659
Request for a late start?

780
00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:12,159
- No!
- No?

781
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:14,325
He can catch up. Fuck that! Where is he?

782
00:41:14,335 --> 00:41:17,576
Stuck in traffic. That's all I know.

783
00:41:17,586 --> 00:41:19,492
OK, come on, come on,
let's go. Let's go.

784
00:41:19,502 --> 00:41:20,868
Yup, yup.

785
00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:24,075
It's twelve noon, and I'd like to call

786
00:41:24,085 --> 00:41:27,659
the meeting of Waystar Royco to order.

787
00:41:27,669 --> 00:41:29,492
- Roll call.
- What...? Roll call?

788
00:41:29,502 --> 00:41:30,861
Logan Roy. Yeah. You're here.

789
00:41:30,872 --> 00:41:32,728
We've never done roll call.
What is roll call?

790
00:41:32,739 --> 00:41:34,575
- We're doing it today.
- Why are we doing roll call?

791
00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:37,367
Because that's how
we do it. Right, Noah?

792
00:41:37,377 --> 00:41:40,868
- So Logan Roy is here...
- Huh.

793
00:41:40,878 --> 00:41:42,409
Frank Vernon, present.

794
00:41:42,419 --> 00:41:45,117
Kendall Roy, absent.

795
00:41:45,127 --> 00:41:46,951
- Roman Roy.
- Yo.

796
00:41:46,961 --> 00:41:49,909
Ewan Roy, absent.

797
00:41:49,919 --> 00:41:52,117
Ilona Shinoy, absent.

798
00:41:52,127 --> 00:41:54,367
- Datu Kassma.
- Present.

799
00:41:54,377 --> 00:41:55,868
- Dewi Swann.
- Here.

800
00:41:55,878 --> 00:41:58,868
- Paul Chambers.
- Happy to be here.

801
00:41:58,878 --> 00:42:01,242
- Asha Kahn.
- Here.

802
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:03,367
- Lawrence Yee.
- Here.

803
00:42:03,377 --> 00:42:04,659
Sir!

804
00:42:04,669 --> 00:42:07,200
- Stewy Hosseini.
- I am here.

805
00:42:07,210 --> 00:42:09,492
Mr. Chairman, we have a quorum.

806
00:42:09,502 --> 00:42:13,242
Uh, we also welcome
our esteemed general counsel

807
00:42:13,252 --> 00:42:15,576
Gerri Killman to the meeting.
Thanks, Gerri.

808
00:42:15,586 --> 00:42:18,743
So everybody has a copy of the agenda

809
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,409
and the minutes of the last meeting.

810
00:42:20,419 --> 00:42:21,993
- Is that right?
- Yes.

811
00:42:22,003 --> 00:42:24,367
Do any of you have any questions

812
00:42:24,377 --> 00:42:26,659
that have come to you immediately
after looking at them?

813
00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,159
I know that I-I have a few thoughts...

814
00:42:30,169 --> 00:42:31,753
we might have to take a look at.

815
00:42:33,077 --> 00:42:34,208
What thoughts?

816
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,753
Just wait a second and I'll get to it.

817
00:42:38,544 --> 00:42:41,085
OK. Who's this?

818
00:42:42,919 --> 00:42:45,451
Ewan? Well...

819
00:42:45,461 --> 00:42:47,284
you just can't keep away, huh?

820
00:42:47,294 --> 00:42:50,576
Thought maybe I'd show up for once.

821
00:42:50,586 --> 00:42:52,586
Watch the fun.

822
00:42:53,961 --> 00:42:55,242
Great to have you.

823
00:42:55,252 --> 00:42:57,034
They wouldn't let me in downstairs

824
00:42:57,044 --> 00:42:58,242
without a passport.

825
00:42:58,252 --> 00:43:00,085
Has it started?

826
00:43:18,961 --> 00:43:20,909
Kendall. Hey, where are ya?

827
00:43:20,919 --> 00:43:22,117
We've already started, man.

828
00:43:22,127 --> 00:43:23,617
We've started.

829
00:43:23,627 --> 00:43:26,878
Hey. Tell Jess to put me through
the polycom. Yeah?

830
00:43:26,889 --> 00:43:28,784
So, let's move along

831
00:43:28,795 --> 00:43:30,795
to item 3.1.

832
00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:34,951
- Frank.
- Mm-hmm?

833
00:43:34,961 --> 00:43:37,951
What's "Performance issues?"
Sounds fucking vague.

834
00:43:37,961 --> 00:43:41,159
And why is it so high
on the fuckin' hit parade?

835
00:43:43,502 --> 00:43:45,275
I don't know if we're actually
gonna hit those today.

836
00:43:45,286 --> 00:43:46,861
Maybe we can bump those.

837
00:43:46,872 --> 00:43:49,200
Can we bump 'em?

838
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,669
OK, then. Let's bump it.

839
00:43:52,919 --> 00:43:54,951
Ohh. What the fuck's goin' on?

840
00:43:54,961 --> 00:43:57,784
I think Kendall wants to make a comment.

841
00:43:57,794 --> 00:44:01,451
He has a... a thing
that he's going to speak...

842
00:44:01,461 --> 00:44:03,492
I think Ilona is going to phone in, too.

843
00:44:03,502 --> 00:44:05,325
He's on the line.
I'm putting him through.

844
00:44:05,335 --> 00:44:06,868
What is this? What the fuck is this?

845
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:08,492
Hi, Kendall?

846
00:44:08,502 --> 00:44:11,534
Hey, guys. Can you hear me?

847
00:44:11,544 --> 00:44:13,003
I apologize.

848
00:44:14,669 --> 00:44:15,826
I will be there shortly.

849
00:44:15,836 --> 00:44:17,659
Where are we at?

850
00:44:17,669 --> 00:44:18,951
We are at your item.

851
00:44:18,961 --> 00:44:20,492
Performance issues.

852
00:44:28,794 --> 00:44:31,200
Uh... You want us to wait?

853
00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:32,284
Where are you?

854
00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:34,325
Fuck that. We're movin' on.

855
00:44:34,335 --> 00:44:35,784
Gerri, Noah,

856
00:44:35,794 --> 00:44:38,200
if we wanted
to halt proceedings until...

857
00:44:38,210 --> 00:44:40,075
We're not halting proceedings.

858
00:44:40,085 --> 00:44:43,367
- We're moving on.
- No, no. It's OK. It's OK.

859
00:44:43,377 --> 00:44:44,492
I can do this.

860
00:44:44,502 --> 00:44:46,210
Dad, this is big.

861
00:44:48,210 --> 00:44:49,659
Look...

862
00:44:49,669 --> 00:44:51,868
I love my father.

863
00:44:51,878 --> 00:44:53,367
OK? My father is a legend.

864
00:44:53,377 --> 00:44:55,743
I worship the ground he walks on.

865
00:44:55,753 --> 00:44:58,826
Nothing will ever detract from what
he's built and what he's done.

866
00:44:58,836 --> 00:45:01,117
But he is currently unfit
to run this company.

867
00:45:01,127 --> 00:45:04,284
Speak up. I can't hear.

868
00:45:04,294 --> 00:45:06,367
Not only because of his
refusal to take the time

869
00:45:06,377 --> 00:45:09,242
to recover from serious health issues,

870
00:45:09,252 --> 00:45:11,743
but because every day
he refuses to retire,

871
00:45:11,753 --> 00:45:15,034
he is one day closer
to destroying his own legacy.

872
00:45:15,044 --> 00:45:16,576
He took on levels of debt

873
00:45:16,586 --> 00:45:18,784
that threatened
the very existence of our firm,

874
00:45:18,794 --> 00:45:20,909
he is lining up dead-weight acquisitions

875
00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:23,409
in a sector that
he has a historic regard for

876
00:45:23,419 --> 00:45:25,159
but which is a non-growth area.

877
00:45:25,169 --> 00:45:27,576
We face existential battles in scale,

878
00:45:27,586 --> 00:45:30,617
and he is facing precisely
the wrong direction.

879
00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:34,743
He is making decisions for a future
that he no longer understands,

880
00:45:34,753 --> 00:45:37,075
and we don't have time for missteps.

881
00:45:37,085 --> 00:45:40,242
What used to take ten...
two, three years.

882
00:45:40,252 --> 00:45:41,784
Our entire ice cap will melt.

883
00:45:41,794 --> 00:45:43,909
He is gambling our last dollars
at the track

884
00:45:43,919 --> 00:45:45,868
on a horse that's ready
for the glue factory,

885
00:45:45,878 --> 00:45:48,159
and I am calling for
a vote of no confidence in him

886
00:45:48,169 --> 00:45:49,961
as CEO and chairman.

887
00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:56,284
Bullshit. No.

888
00:45:56,294 --> 00:45:58,993
I'm afraid since you are
the subject of the vote,

889
00:45:59,003 --> 00:46:01,534
you need to recuse yourself, Logan.

890
00:46:01,544 --> 00:46:04,868
Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuckin' amateur
hour at the fuckin' circus.

891
00:46:04,878 --> 00:46:09,117
You don't get to vote, and you don't
get to comment, is the situation.

892
00:46:09,127 --> 00:46:10,909
You really should leave the room.

893
00:46:10,919 --> 00:46:12,576
OK, fine. Fine. Vote.

894
00:46:12,586 --> 00:46:14,117
Would you mind?

895
00:46:14,127 --> 00:46:15,701
Guys. Is he there?

896
00:46:15,711 --> 00:46:17,325
Is he still in the room?

897
00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:20,117
I'm sick. I can't move. Fuck that vote.

898
00:46:20,127 --> 00:46:23,367
He can't be in the room. OK? Guys...

899
00:46:23,377 --> 00:46:25,284
Let the minutes reflect

900
00:46:25,294 --> 00:46:28,492
that Logan Roy
was asked to recuse himself.

901
00:46:28,502 --> 00:46:30,659
Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy

902
00:46:30,669 --> 00:46:32,701
shoved his boot up Frank's ass.

903
00:46:32,711 --> 00:46:34,335
OK.

904
00:46:38,586 --> 00:46:42,836
All in favor of the vote of
no confidence in Logan Roy?

905
00:46:57,494 --> 00:46:59,317
Me. My hand is raised.

906
00:46:59,335 --> 00:47:01,617
More in sorrow than in anger.

907
00:47:01,627 --> 00:47:03,502
Oh, no shit, Judas.

908
00:47:05,502 --> 00:47:06,951
Frank!

909
00:47:06,961 --> 00:47:09,200
Nice to see you back.

910
00:47:09,210 --> 00:47:10,826
Asha?

911
00:47:10,836 --> 00:47:12,409
I see you.

912
00:47:12,419 --> 00:47:14,200
And I see you, Logan.

913
00:47:14,210 --> 00:47:18,034
Oh, Jesus, this is just
un-frickin'-believable.

914
00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:20,451
Stewy? Stewy.

915
00:47:20,461 --> 00:47:22,200
Me. OK.

916
00:47:22,210 --> 00:47:25,659
Listen, as a major shareholder,

917
00:47:25,669 --> 00:47:29,868
and in the absence
of any real clarity here,

918
00:47:29,878 --> 00:47:32,242
I think it's the view

919
00:47:32,252 --> 00:47:37,409
that this is a family matter
and abstain.

920
00:47:37,419 --> 00:47:40,419
- Against.
- Strongly against.

921
00:47:42,494 --> 00:47:44,526
We have Ilona on the line.

922
00:47:44,544 --> 00:47:46,325
Hello, Logan. Yes.

923
00:47:46,335 --> 00:47:48,659
After consulting with my family,

924
00:47:48,669 --> 00:47:51,743
I am voting in favor of the motion.

925
00:47:51,753 --> 00:47:53,909
Thanks for nothin', Ilona.

926
00:47:53,919 --> 00:47:54,993
Fuck off.

927
00:47:56,794 --> 00:47:58,461
Ewan?

928
00:48:01,252 --> 00:48:03,409
Go ahead.

929
00:48:03,419 --> 00:48:04,794
What are we on, 4-2?

930
00:48:07,461 --> 00:48:09,075
Go on.

931
00:48:09,085 --> 00:48:11,200
Yeah. Join the rats.

932
00:48:11,210 --> 00:48:13,586
Let's finish this, huh?

933
00:48:16,252 --> 00:48:17,919
I vote with Logan.

934
00:48:20,873 --> 00:48:23,483
I think we should take the
time to consider this properly

935
00:48:23,502 --> 00:48:25,200
when all parties are here.

936
00:48:25,210 --> 00:48:27,171
Datu, we're voting now.

937
00:48:27,182 --> 00:48:29,534
Logan, please, can you
stay out of the conversation?

938
00:48:29,544 --> 00:48:32,451
In which case, Logan.
I stick with Logan.

939
00:48:32,461 --> 00:48:35,909
Kendall, you counted right there?

940
00:48:35,919 --> 00:48:37,868
You all right?

941
00:48:37,878 --> 00:48:42,409
Four against four,
this is your best shot?

942
00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:44,409
Lawrence?

943
00:48:44,419 --> 00:48:47,743
I don't have a dog
in this fight, Kendall.

944
00:48:47,753 --> 00:48:49,576
I abstain.

945
00:48:49,586 --> 00:48:52,117
So, currently

946
00:48:52,127 --> 00:48:56,367
we've got four votes in favor
of Logan to remain,

947
00:48:56,377 --> 00:48:58,784
four of stepping down, two abstentions.

948
00:48:58,794 --> 00:49:00,325
Uh, Gerri.

949
00:49:00,335 --> 00:49:01,593
Do you want to say anything

950
00:49:01,604 --> 00:49:05,242
to speak to the senior management
teams' attitudes here?

951
00:49:05,252 --> 00:49:08,284
- Shut the...
- Well, you know,

952
00:49:08,294 --> 00:49:10,451
I'm an independent observer,

953
00:49:10,461 --> 00:49:12,659
non-voting, a general counsel,

954
00:49:12,669 --> 00:49:14,669
so I'm not sure that's appropriate?

955
00:49:16,753 --> 00:49:19,576
Right. Thanks.

956
00:49:19,586 --> 00:49:21,242
Very...

957
00:49:21,252 --> 00:49:23,669
professional.

958
00:49:26,003 --> 00:49:27,492
Hey, Roman?

959
00:49:28,546 --> 00:49:30,784
Roman.

960
00:49:30,794 --> 00:49:33,492
Put your hand up, bro.

961
00:49:33,502 --> 00:49:34,659
Roman, can you hear me?

962
00:49:34,669 --> 00:49:36,826
- Uh...
- Is your hand up?

963
00:49:36,836 --> 00:49:39,576
Kendall, yeah. Hey. Are you there?

964
00:49:39,586 --> 00:49:41,492
Roman...

965
00:49:41,502 --> 00:49:43,461
Uh, you're kind of cuttin' out.

966
00:49:46,911 --> 00:49:48,026
Roman...

967
00:49:52,661 --> 00:49:55,151
He's off the line.

968
00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:56,746
Come on, son.

969
00:50:02,418 --> 00:50:03,539
Roman.

970
00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,711
Come on. Come on, come on.

971
00:50:08,377 --> 00:50:12,085
You better be smelling
your fuckin' armpit, Romulus.

972
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:16,273
Um...

973
00:50:18,627 --> 00:50:21,034
I think it's a tough one, you know?

974
00:50:21,044 --> 00:50:22,701
I think, uh...

975
00:50:22,711 --> 00:50:26,200
- It's tough, but maybe...
- Roman for me.

976
00:50:26,210 --> 00:50:28,200
I'm not sure we can count that for you.

977
00:50:28,210 --> 00:50:29,993
- Roman?
- Against.

978
00:50:30,003 --> 00:50:33,200
He s-started to vote,
I'm not sure he can change that.

979
00:50:33,210 --> 00:50:35,451
- He can fucking change.
- You shouldn't be here,

980
00:50:35,461 --> 00:50:37,492
you shouldn't be speaking here,
you should be out of this room.

981
00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:39,743
- This is illegal.
- Whatever.

982
00:50:39,753 --> 00:50:42,117
If you count 'em out, deadlock.

983
00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:44,993
Continuity prevails. I'm chairman.

984
00:50:45,003 --> 00:50:48,659
Casting vote. I win. It's fucking over!

985
00:50:50,335 --> 00:50:51,701
What's the vote?

986
00:50:51,711 --> 00:50:53,743
My son.

987
00:50:53,753 --> 00:50:55,034
That was your best shot.

988
00:50:55,044 --> 00:50:56,576
You lost.

989
00:50:56,586 --> 00:50:58,784
I think there's some doubt
as to whether he lost...

990
00:50:58,794 --> 00:51:01,743
And Kendall, Frank, Asha, Ilona,

991
00:51:01,753 --> 00:51:03,576
off the board,
fired with immediate effect.

992
00:51:03,586 --> 00:51:06,000
- I don't think you're able to do that.
- Security!

993
00:51:06,011 --> 00:51:07,826
I am in the middle
of turning a fucking tanker.

994
00:51:07,836 --> 00:51:10,701
- Frank, you're fired.
- I have some doubt...

995
00:51:10,711 --> 00:51:14,210
I'm in the middle
of turning a fucking tanker!

996
00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:18,627
Do you hear?

997
00:51:21,669 --> 00:51:24,993
Frank! You're fired.

998
00:51:25,003 --> 00:51:26,367
Without exit package.

999
00:51:26,377 --> 00:51:27,659
Asha, goodbye.

1000
00:51:27,669 --> 00:51:29,784
Somebody send a telegram to Ilona

1001
00:51:29,794 --> 00:51:32,034
telling her she's no longer required,

1002
00:51:32,044 --> 00:51:33,325
and my best to her cancer.

1003
00:51:33,335 --> 00:51:34,951
I think we all need to take a beat.

1004
00:51:34,961 --> 00:51:37,659
- Meh meh meh fuckin' meh.
- Logan, stop.

1005
00:51:37,669 --> 00:51:40,409
Is it wise to fire the board

1006
00:51:40,419 --> 00:51:42,576
with the share price this weak,

1007
00:51:42,586 --> 00:51:44,284
heading into a political fight?

1008
00:51:44,294 --> 00:51:46,451
Take it like a fucking man. You're out.

1009
00:51:46,461 --> 00:51:49,117
You're fucked. You tried to
kill me, but you failed.

1010
00:51:49,127 --> 00:51:51,461
And you're dead. Now fuck off!

1011
00:51:57,794 --> 00:52:00,492
Oh, go on, cry me a river.

1012
00:52:00,502 --> 00:52:01,868
Get the fuck out.

1013
00:52:01,878 --> 00:52:03,534
Straight out! Passes canceled.

1014
00:52:03,544 --> 00:52:05,659
We'll send along personal belongings.

1015
00:52:05,669 --> 00:52:07,492
Just need to get some things, OK?

1016
00:52:07,502 --> 00:52:09,036
No goodbyes! Thank you!

1017
00:52:09,047 --> 00:52:10,826
Get your fuckin' hands off me.

1018
00:52:18,627 --> 00:52:21,669
And what the fuck
am I gonna do with you?

1019
00:52:22,794 --> 00:52:24,294
I don't know, Dad.

1020
00:52:28,335 --> 00:52:30,003
Jesus.

1021
00:52:34,711 --> 00:52:37,451
- Can I just get some stuff?
- No. No.

1022
00:52:37,461 --> 00:52:39,127
- Thank you.
- OK.

1023
00:52:47,878 --> 00:52:49,085
He-e-ey!

1024
00:52:50,711 --> 00:52:52,534
God, that was the journey from hell.

1025
00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:55,086
Spent 30 minutes in a cab not moving.

1026
00:52:58,169 --> 00:52:59,210
Honey?

1027
00:53:03,419 --> 00:53:04,669
Tom?

1028
00:53:06,169 --> 00:53:08,951
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey. You OK, sweetheart?

1029
00:53:08,961 --> 00:53:11,325
Yeah. I think somebody poisoned me.

1030
00:53:11,335 --> 00:53:13,117
I'm working from home.

1031
00:53:13,127 --> 00:53:15,200
Oh, someone poisoned you?

1032
00:53:15,210 --> 00:53:17,868
- Hmm.
- Oh! With booze?

1033
00:53:19,044 --> 00:53:20,451
Aw.

1034
00:53:20,461 --> 00:53:22,367
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey.

1035
00:53:24,085 --> 00:53:25,961
OK, I got you something.

1036
00:53:27,544 --> 00:53:29,826
- Oh, thank you.
- I missed you.

1037
00:53:29,836 --> 00:53:32,743
You only been away, like, 14 hours.

1038
00:53:32,753 --> 00:53:35,576
Yeah, well, sorry for missing you.

1039
00:53:38,044 --> 00:53:39,753
Yeah. What?

1040
00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:43,909
What the fuck?

1041
00:53:43,919 --> 00:53:45,377
What? What's happened?

1042
00:53:48,377 --> 00:53:50,242
Well, more. T-Tell me more.

1043
00:53:50,252 --> 00:53:52,451
What's happened? Did it happen?

1044
00:53:52,461 --> 00:53:54,127
OK, call me right back.

1045
00:53:56,294 --> 00:53:58,159
The world's blown up.

1046
00:53:58,169 --> 00:54:00,284
Oh, fuck!

1047
00:54:00,294 --> 00:54:02,034
What do you mean, "has it happened"?

1048
00:54:02,044 --> 00:54:04,159
- Did you know?
- What? No!

1049
00:54:04,169 --> 00:54:06,784
- Fuckin' Kendall!
- Has it happened?

1050
00:54:06,794 --> 00:54:09,075
Did... Has it happened?

1051
00:54:09,085 --> 00:54:10,284
Wait!

1052
00:54:10,294 --> 00:54:12,659
Kendall? Call me back.

1053
00:54:12,669 --> 00:54:14,075
- You knew?
- Yeah.

1054
00:54:14,085 --> 00:54:16,324
I think too much "abolgoll"
hurt my tummy.

1055
00:54:16,335 --> 00:54:18,576
Connor. You heard?

1056
00:54:18,586 --> 00:54:22,034
Yeah, Kendall called for
a vote of no confidence on Dad.

1057
00:54:22,044 --> 00:54:25,325
Kendall? Who the fuck else
knew about this?

1058
00:54:25,335 --> 00:54:27,117
- Roman did.
- Roman knew?

1059
00:54:27,127 --> 00:54:30,304
I don't know why you'd expect
anything different.

1060
00:54:30,315 --> 00:54:33,294
Not a single one of them told me
about this. It's complete bullshit.

1061
00:54:34,753 --> 00:54:37,242
Oh, Shiv, you know
I don't like to take sides.

1062
00:54:37,252 --> 00:54:38,868
But I'm on your side.

1063
00:54:38,878 --> 00:54:40,252
Fuck you.

1064
00:54:41,961 --> 00:54:44,451
- You knew?
- Yeah, I tried to call you.

1065
00:54:44,461 --> 00:54:46,159
- Not hard enough.
- I did!

1066
00:54:46,169 --> 00:54:48,576
- He's fired half the board.
- What about Kendall?

1067
00:54:48,586 --> 00:54:51,409
- Fired. Frank, Asha, fired.
- What?

1068
00:54:51,419 --> 00:54:54,951
The rebels are getting shot
in the town square.

1069
00:54:54,961 --> 00:54:56,794
I'll talk to you later, Tom.

1070
00:55:00,377 --> 00:55:02,169
Are we the rebels?

1071
00:55:10,502 --> 00:55:12,993
- Yes?
- I have the White House.

1072
00:55:13,003 --> 00:55:15,159
The president will join once you're on.

1073
00:55:15,169 --> 00:55:18,075
They're very apologetic.

1074
00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:20,627
- Tell him I'm on.
- Yes, sir.

1075
00:55:24,127 --> 00:55:26,117
Yes, he's on.

1076
00:55:26,127 --> 00:55:29,210
Hello, Mr. President. He'll
be with you momentarily.

1077
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:36,711
He'll be right there.

1078
00:55:44,711 --> 00:55:45,993
Thank you.

1079
00:55:55,711 --> 00:55:57,377
Mr. President.

1080
00:55:59,085 --> 00:56:01,878
Oh, much, much better.

1081
00:56:03,169 --> 00:56:04,878
No need for an apology.

1082
00:56:08,127 --> 00:56:11,586
Well, you really had
a terrorist problem.

1083
00:56:13,919 --> 00:56:16,919
I've just taken down a terrorist myself.

1084
00:56:18,627 --> 00:56:19,951
My son.

1085
00:56:24,753 --> 00:56:29,586
So, can you help me with
this FCC red tape bullshit?

1086
00:56:31,210 --> 00:56:33,993
Good.

1087
00:56:36,544 --> 00:56:38,242
And you, Mr. President.

1088
00:56:38,252 --> 00:56:41,617
And you. Thank you.

1089
00:57:31,502 --> 00:57:34,627
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