1 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:23,846 Mr. Roy. 2 00:00:26,095 --> 00:00:29,377 Hey, Logan Roy! Mind if I get a quick photo? 3 00:00:29,387 --> 00:00:30,711 - I'm a big fan. - Step back. 4 00:00:30,721 --> 00:00:32,711 Big, big fan. I-I love your work. 5 00:00:32,721 --> 00:00:35,711 I love everything you do. I love all the racism, misogyny... 6 00:00:35,721 --> 00:00:37,043 Step off. 7 00:00:37,053 --> 00:00:38,711 - It's really cool stuff! - Security! 8 00:00:38,721 --> 00:00:40,085 Logan, over here! 9 00:00:41,804 --> 00:00:42,961 My fuckin' piss! 10 00:00:42,971 --> 00:00:45,711 You're fuckin' monopolist scum! 11 00:00:45,721 --> 00:00:48,877 - Did it get in your eye? - I hope you die! 12 00:00:48,887 --> 00:00:51,043 Can you open this up, please? 13 00:00:51,053 --> 00:00:54,762 - I want no one else in here. - All right, stay back. 14 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,377 Can we get another shirt down here? 15 00:01:01,387 --> 00:01:04,637 We had an incident outside with Mr. Roy. 16 00:01:20,637 --> 00:01:23,002 How many people do you think pissed in that bag 17 00:01:23,012 --> 00:01:24,085 to get all that piss? 18 00:01:24,095 --> 00:01:25,836 I mean, it's just urine. 19 00:01:25,846 --> 00:01:27,043 I'm good, I'm good. 20 00:01:27,053 --> 00:01:30,377 No fuss, no fuss, I'm good. OK? 21 00:01:33,345 --> 00:01:34,961 - Are you OK? - Fine. 22 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:37,127 Don't get all over me. 23 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:38,711 - OK? - OK. 24 00:01:38,721 --> 00:01:41,293 These trust fund YouTube shits. 25 00:01:41,303 --> 00:01:43,419 Ugh. God, we had a couple of these guys... 26 00:01:43,429 --> 00:01:44,846 I'm here. OK? 27 00:01:46,637 --> 00:01:48,168 Now, I understand 28 00:01:48,178 --> 00:01:51,752 you want me to go through my every thought with you. 29 00:01:51,762 --> 00:01:54,293 I appreciate finally getting a chance 30 00:01:54,303 --> 00:01:58,627 to talk through these very major moves you're considering, yes. 31 00:01:58,637 --> 00:02:00,127 We've become aware 32 00:02:00,137 --> 00:02:02,460 of some very desirable assets that are available. 33 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,293 A block of local TV stations. 34 00:02:04,303 --> 00:02:06,168 Highly undervalued. 35 00:02:06,178 --> 00:02:08,043 Teevvvee... 36 00:02:08,053 --> 00:02:09,919 Oh, I remember those. 37 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,919 We still have one of those in my gym. 38 00:02:11,929 --> 00:02:15,711 Oh, it's so great to have the wisdom of my son's 39 00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:17,971 college drinking buddy in the room. 40 00:02:19,303 --> 00:02:22,127 I just love the way he asks me for money. 41 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:24,544 No, I get it. 42 00:02:24,554 --> 00:02:27,711 But there is a pressing issue, right? 43 00:02:27,721 --> 00:02:30,043 Well, it's part of a larger strategy. 44 00:02:30,053 --> 00:02:31,752 No, I... I get all that. 45 00:02:31,762 --> 00:02:33,711 I'm just... All right. 46 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:37,335 I think the issue here, sir, 47 00:02:37,345 --> 00:02:40,846 is that everyone fucking hates you. 48 00:02:42,345 --> 00:02:44,919 It's cloudy, it's sunny. 49 00:02:44,929 --> 00:02:47,419 You want to push through a massive 50 00:02:47,429 --> 00:02:49,711 politically sensitive buy-up, 51 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:52,961 and I'm reading this over my morning cappuccino. 52 00:02:52,971 --> 00:02:55,043 It says your family is a horror show 53 00:02:55,053 --> 00:02:57,335 and it's destroying America. 54 00:03:00,137 --> 00:03:02,419 Maybe we should buy this. 55 00:03:02,429 --> 00:03:04,919 Kendall launched a lawsuit against you. 56 00:03:04,929 --> 00:03:07,043 You have fired half of your board. 57 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:09,877 - Your COO is a fucking joke. - Whoa. 58 00:03:09,887 --> 00:03:12,627 Bro, that's what people are saying. Who cares if it's true? 59 00:03:12,637 --> 00:03:15,460 People say that he's a coked-up dauphin 60 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:16,993 that doesn't know shit from Shinola, 61 00:03:17,004 --> 00:03:19,043 and that the two of you aren't even talking to each other, 62 00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:20,544 which I am getting a vibe of. 63 00:03:20,554 --> 00:03:23,043 Now, I could care less, 64 00:03:23,053 --> 00:03:26,002 but even the advance whispers of this local TV deal 65 00:03:26,012 --> 00:03:27,711 have people so mad at you 66 00:03:27,721 --> 00:03:30,168 that they're throwing piss at you on the street. 67 00:03:30,178 --> 00:03:32,043 We don't know that it was actually piss. 68 00:03:32,053 --> 00:03:33,335 It was piss. 69 00:03:33,345 --> 00:03:34,794 You want to go on a shopping spree. 70 00:03:34,804 --> 00:03:37,544 I trust you, but can we please fix the visuals? 71 00:03:37,554 --> 00:03:39,293 This is a family business. 72 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,585 But the family is fucked, 73 00:03:41,595 --> 00:03:43,887 and it's hurting the stock. 74 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,861 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 75 00:05:19,012 --> 00:05:22,585 Whenever war has tested this nation, 76 00:05:22,595 --> 00:05:24,669 we have won out. 77 00:05:24,679 --> 00:05:28,252 And that is what I believe we face right now. 78 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:31,085 Nothing less than a war 79 00:05:31,095 --> 00:05:33,252 against human inequality, 80 00:05:33,262 --> 00:05:36,043 a war we must fight 81 00:05:36,053 --> 00:05:40,502 to stop unimaginably vast power and riches 82 00:05:40,512 --> 00:05:42,002 falling into the hands 83 00:05:42,012 --> 00:05:44,252 of an impossibly small number of men. 84 00:05:44,262 --> 00:05:46,711 I'm not afraid of this fight. 85 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:48,293 I know you're not either. 86 00:05:48,303 --> 00:05:50,127 This fight starts here. 87 00:05:50,137 --> 00:05:53,752 I'm Gil Eavis, and I approved this message. 88 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:55,711 I don't know, this class war shit, 89 00:05:55,721 --> 00:05:58,585 don't you find it a little jejune? 90 00:05:58,595 --> 00:06:01,085 - Jejune? - Yeah. It means juvenile. 91 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:03,460 Yeah, I... I know what it means. 92 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:06,585 I just thought only assholes said it. 93 00:06:06,595 --> 00:06:10,585 - No, I do not find it jejune. - Is this you pulling my hair? 94 00:06:10,595 --> 00:06:13,860 Because why did you bring me in for this? I'm not a good fit. 95 00:06:13,871 --> 00:06:16,794 I genuinely believe he's gonna be the next president of the United States. 96 00:06:16,804 --> 00:06:19,377 And you know me, I don't believe in anything. 97 00:06:19,387 --> 00:06:22,293 Are you finished with Joyce now? 98 00:06:22,303 --> 00:06:24,210 Yeah. That's as far as she'll go. 99 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:26,887 OK. Gil could really use someone like you. 100 00:06:31,387 --> 00:06:33,377 And this wouldn't be a problem? 101 00:06:33,387 --> 00:06:35,002 What? 102 00:06:35,012 --> 00:06:37,053 The atmosphere. 103 00:06:45,178 --> 00:06:47,585 I think as long as we have clarity. 104 00:06:47,595 --> 00:06:50,961 - Yeah. Right. Clarity. - Right. 105 00:06:50,971 --> 00:06:53,252 And to be clear, 106 00:06:53,262 --> 00:06:56,627 at absolutely any place at any time, 107 00:06:56,637 --> 00:06:58,919 with absolutely no consequences, 108 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:00,836 I would fuck you, 109 00:07:00,846 --> 00:07:03,711 and will want desperately to fuck you. 110 00:07:03,721 --> 00:07:06,752 And that is just a permanent state of affairs. 111 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,961 I just want you to know that is my position. 112 00:07:10,971 --> 00:07:12,752 You have all the power. 113 00:07:12,762 --> 00:07:14,929 You can do whatever you want with it. 114 00:07:23,137 --> 00:07:27,127 When did we start having to do this shit, Gerri? 115 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:28,961 The journalist is Leo Lorenzetti. 116 00:07:28,971 --> 00:07:31,919 The piece will be, "After the turmoil, the coming together." 117 00:07:31,929 --> 00:07:33,127 At your son's ranch. 118 00:07:33,137 --> 00:07:34,544 A family, a dynasty, 119 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:35,836 an American story. 120 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:37,752 It'll be a very compelling package. 121 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:39,544 And what's this shit? Who's this guy Alon? 122 00:07:39,554 --> 00:07:41,627 Very highly regarded corporate therapist. 123 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:43,127 Harvard Business School. 124 00:07:43,137 --> 00:07:45,335 Former CFO at a Fortune 500. 125 00:07:45,345 --> 00:07:47,252 He just worked with the Sultan of Brunei, 126 00:07:47,262 --> 00:07:48,711 and the Bolkiah family. 127 00:07:48,721 --> 00:07:50,627 Do they all have to be there? 128 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,762 Does the traitor come too? 129 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,460 Well, obviously, that's your choice. 130 00:07:56,470 --> 00:07:59,043 But the message, I think, 131 00:07:59,053 --> 00:08:02,002 is a family reunited in the desert. 132 00:08:02,012 --> 00:08:04,002 A time to reflect, regroup. 133 00:08:04,012 --> 00:08:06,335 Family unity is kind of what you're going for. 134 00:08:06,345 --> 00:08:08,377 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And frankly, Logan, 135 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,627 if you can get Kendall to drop the lawsuit, 136 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:13,961 everything becomes cleaner for us, acquisition-wise. 137 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,335 OK. Well, I'm not groveling. 138 00:08:16,345 --> 00:08:18,252 Get Romulus on the phone. 139 00:08:18,262 --> 00:08:20,512 Let's do the email. 140 00:08:37,470 --> 00:08:38,877 Hey, Shiv. 141 00:08:38,887 --> 00:08:42,502 It's Con. Listen, did you get this email from Dad 142 00:08:42,512 --> 00:08:44,168 about therapy? 143 00:08:44,178 --> 00:08:45,919 'Cause, I mean, 144 00:08:45,929 --> 00:08:48,460 this is, like, wow! 145 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:50,836 So I just need to check that it's not 146 00:08:50,846 --> 00:08:53,043 one of those spam things or something. 147 00:08:53,053 --> 00:08:54,544 All right, so call me. 148 00:08:54,554 --> 00:08:57,002 I like Gil... people like Gil, he's great... 149 00:08:57,012 --> 00:09:00,210 but I have a sneaking feeling that if he won an election 150 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:03,377 he'd probably like to line me up and everyone I know and shoot us. 151 00:09:03,387 --> 00:09:05,377 - Holy fuck. No way. - What? 152 00:09:05,387 --> 00:09:07,168 Hang on. 153 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:16,043 - Hey. - Have you seen this? 154 00:09:16,053 --> 00:09:17,711 I can't believe it. Dad's doing therapy? 155 00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:19,499 I thought you weren't talking to me because 156 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:22,353 - I didn't tell you about the vote. - I'm not. But what the fuck. 157 00:09:22,364 --> 00:09:23,752 Oh! Very much the fuck. 158 00:09:23,762 --> 00:09:25,460 Very much the fuck indeed. 159 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:28,377 The big man is breakin' down, and everyone's invited. 160 00:09:28,387 --> 00:09:29,585 Well, not Kendall. 161 00:09:29,595 --> 00:09:31,252 - Everybody. - This is bullshit. 162 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:32,794 What's he doing? 163 00:09:32,804 --> 00:09:34,429 - Gotta go. See ya. - Please, Mr. Roy... 164 00:09:35,829 --> 00:09:37,919 - I need to talk to Kendall. - He's not available. 165 00:09:37,929 --> 00:09:39,419 What do you mean he's not available? 166 00:09:39,429 --> 00:09:41,794 What is he doing, playing with his fucking Legos? 167 00:09:41,804 --> 00:09:43,210 He's nothing but available. 168 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,585 He isn't here right now. 169 00:09:44,595 --> 00:09:47,002 Well, I know that's not true, so just come on, OK? 170 00:09:47,012 --> 00:09:48,627 He hasn't been here for weeks. 171 00:09:48,637 --> 00:09:50,377 - I'm sorry. - Bullshit. OK, look, 172 00:09:50,387 --> 00:09:51,669 will you just give him a message? 173 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,293 - No, thank you. - Tell him... 174 00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:54,419 "No, thank you"... 175 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:55,794 Tell him to reply to the email, 176 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:57,252 that he has to come. OK? 177 00:09:57,262 --> 00:09:58,377 Tell him that... 178 00:09:58,387 --> 00:09:59,929 Hey. Dad wants... 179 00:10:11,387 --> 00:10:12,961 Hey. Um, no. 180 00:10:12,971 --> 00:10:15,043 No, I don't think he's gonna play ball. 181 00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:17,794 He's not talking. No way he's gonna drop the lawsuit. 182 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:18,971 OK, that's fine, Roman. 183 00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,303 - No? - No. 184 00:10:25,053 --> 00:10:27,460 OK. Plan B. 185 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:29,804 Operation Black Sheep. 186 00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:05,679 - Hey. - Hey. You OK? 187 00:11:07,512 --> 00:11:10,293 Yeah, I'm fine. What's up? 188 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,544 Oh, what time are we doing the pickup? 189 00:11:12,554 --> 00:11:14,460 Do you ever look at Sophie's Instagram? 190 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:16,544 I was monitoring, 191 00:11:16,554 --> 00:11:19,669 and one of the older kids linked to that shitty article about you. 192 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,220 What article? 193 00:11:22,929 --> 00:11:26,502 I haven't been looking at anything. Deliberately, Rava. 194 00:11:26,512 --> 00:11:29,293 "Kendall Roy ran the streets of New York, 195 00:11:29,303 --> 00:11:30,961 sweaty and incoherent, 196 00:11:30,971 --> 00:11:33,168 ranting about a coup against his father, 197 00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:36,168 but couldn't find his way to the board room to start said coup. 198 00:11:36,178 --> 00:11:37,585 Is he back on drugs? 199 00:11:37,595 --> 00:11:39,085 We couldn't possibly say, 200 00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:41,877 but some people are saying that." 201 00:11:41,887 --> 00:11:44,127 Rava, listen to me. 202 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,669 OK, that's... That's not true. 203 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,419 - Yeah. - OK? That's not true. 204 00:11:47,429 --> 00:11:50,085 Mm-hmm. It's just that's what you used to say 205 00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:51,210 when it was true. 206 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:52,377 Jesus, I'm not using, Rava. 207 00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:54,210 I... I don't touch anything. 208 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:57,210 And you know that. Jesus Christ. Come on. 209 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,043 But look, unrelated, 210 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:01,752 this weekend Iverson's got his tests 211 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,930 and if we break his routine, it's gonna affect things. 212 00:12:03,941 --> 00:12:06,711 - You know? - No. No. 213 00:12:06,721 --> 00:12:08,419 Fuck, come on. 214 00:12:08,429 --> 00:12:10,585 Please don't get angry. 215 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,794 I'm not... I'm not fucking angry. 216 00:12:12,804 --> 00:12:14,377 OK? I want to see my kids. 217 00:12:14,387 --> 00:12:17,335 I'm not on drugs, I'm not touching drugs, 218 00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,377 I don't use drugs anymore, I'm not on drugs, 219 00:12:19,387 --> 00:12:21,085 I'm not on fucking drugs. 220 00:12:21,095 --> 00:12:23,762 Yeah, it's the paranoid rant that's so convincing. 221 00:12:31,762 --> 00:12:34,002 Well, I actually think 222 00:12:34,012 --> 00:12:35,877 it's really brave to go. 223 00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:37,669 Oh, thank you. I'm a hero. 224 00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:41,085 Can you imagine? 225 00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:43,293 Connor, Dad, Roman, feelings? 226 00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:46,085 It's gonna be like tossing a bag of Uzis into the soft play area. 227 00:12:46,095 --> 00:12:47,544 I know your dad doesn't believe 228 00:12:47,554 --> 00:12:49,544 you didn't know what Kendall was up to, 229 00:12:49,554 --> 00:12:51,919 and he spoke abominably to you. 230 00:12:51,929 --> 00:12:54,585 And, um, just for context, 231 00:12:54,595 --> 00:12:56,961 do you think it would be appropriate this weekend, 232 00:12:56,971 --> 00:12:58,502 in a bridge-building way, 233 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,085 for me to be speaking to Logan, or no? 234 00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:03,127 Just do what you think is right. 235 00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:05,419 Yeah, sure. I got it. I just, you know, 236 00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:07,502 I want to have your back, 237 00:13:07,512 --> 00:13:11,127 and, uh, there's also my back, 238 00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,460 and, you know, we're a beast with two backs. 239 00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:15,794 I get it. You're your own guy. 240 00:13:15,804 --> 00:13:16,961 I won't judge you. 241 00:13:16,971 --> 00:13:20,137 Yeah, sure, I know that. I know that. 242 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:51,002 - Hi! - Hey, Marcia! 243 00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:54,836 - Hi! - Hey, Dad! 244 00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:56,168 Welcome to Austerlitz! 245 00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:57,877 Thank you, thank you. 246 00:13:57,887 --> 00:14:02,043 - Ah. It exists! - Yeah. 247 00:14:02,053 --> 00:14:05,002 Austerlitz? Was this the name when you bought it? 248 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,252 Oh, it was racially insensitive, 249 00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:08,627 so he picked a new one. 250 00:14:08,637 --> 00:14:10,961 Do you want me to show you inside? 251 00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:13,210 Hi, Connor. 252 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,711 Hi, Karolina. 253 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,961 So, son, have you got somewhere for them to set up? 254 00:14:17,971 --> 00:14:19,752 So you're also working? 255 00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:23,210 Just a few folks doing photographs and stuff. 256 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:26,053 - Oh? Uh... - Chroniclers of everything. 257 00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:28,919 OK. 258 00:14:28,929 --> 00:14:30,877 OK. You bet. 259 00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:34,419 - Great place. Plenty of space. - Yeah. 260 00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:36,252 This works. 261 00:14:36,262 --> 00:14:37,387 Oh, good. 262 00:14:45,512 --> 00:14:47,043 Hey! I see you! 263 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,585 - Hey! - Hey! 264 00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:49,669 Hi! 265 00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,877 Hello to the metropolitan elite! 266 00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:53,669 Welcome to the real America. 267 00:14:53,679 --> 00:14:55,252 Oh, man of the people. 268 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,085 The people who work on his ranch. 269 00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:58,961 - Hi! - Let me hug you. 270 00:14:58,971 --> 00:15:01,752 What do you think? 271 00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:03,210 Wow. Yeah. 272 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,919 - It's brown. - Yeah, it is. 273 00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:07,460 - Is that a church? - Yeah, that's the chapel. 274 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:09,335 We're gonna be in there tomorrow. 275 00:15:09,345 --> 00:15:10,502 That chapel dates to 1878. 276 00:15:10,512 --> 00:15:12,419 - Cool! - It's a chapel. 277 00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:14,669 Do you think Dad will be able to cross the threshold? 278 00:15:14,679 --> 00:15:16,377 Or will be spontaneously combust? 279 00:15:16,387 --> 00:15:17,544 Good question. 280 00:15:17,554 --> 00:15:19,127 Why don't you guys get settled in, 281 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:21,585 and then join us for cocktails this evening. 282 00:15:21,595 --> 00:15:24,002 Randall owns the next ranch over. 283 00:15:24,012 --> 00:15:26,585 I told him to pop in. Just wanted to say hi. 284 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:28,210 He's very big in pesticides. 285 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,460 Uh-huh. I don't need any. 286 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:34,460 Ho! Yeah, that's what everybody says. 287 00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:36,210 Nah, I'm always ribbing him. 288 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:39,210 Did you know that three out of every hundred bunches of grapes 289 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,460 has over the legal limit of pesticides? 290 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:42,794 So you wash 'em. 291 00:15:42,804 --> 00:15:45,627 You can't wash your colon, Mr. Poison. 292 00:15:45,637 --> 00:15:47,460 Why, I oughta... 293 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:49,169 Smart guy, put 'em up! 294 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,252 He thinks she knew about the coup. 295 00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:54,502 So Logan will talk to Shiv as long as she says "sorry." 296 00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:57,419 Well, I think that Shiv's position would be 297 00:15:57,429 --> 00:15:59,377 that she's got nothing to be sorry for. 298 00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:02,460 I mean, obviously she's sad, 299 00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:04,627 you know, there's sadness. 300 00:16:04,637 --> 00:16:06,012 We could offer that. 301 00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:27,043 OK. The entertainment has arrived. 302 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:31,043 This is like a... like the first stages of an orgy. 303 00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:34,043 Kind of exciting, but also super-awkward. 304 00:16:34,053 --> 00:16:36,377 - There. I did it. - Did what? 305 00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,210 I just iced your dad. 306 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,210 - Hey, Tom. - Hey. 307 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,502 Can I... 308 00:16:41,512 --> 00:16:44,335 Uh, yeah, I'm not in charge of you. 309 00:16:44,345 --> 00:16:46,460 But go get me a drink. 310 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:48,637 I'm joking. 311 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,836 So where's the actual head doctor guy? 312 00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:57,168 I wouldn't know. No one tells me anything. 313 00:16:57,178 --> 00:17:01,419 Well, hope he can cure your serious case of being a bitch. 314 00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,544 Ow. Fuck. 315 00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,544 Fuck you. 316 00:17:04,554 --> 00:17:06,095 Fuck you. 317 00:17:07,762 --> 00:17:09,585 Bet Dad's gonna try and win at therapy. 318 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,293 Well, he hasn't done therapy with me yet. I'm an expert. 319 00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:14,377 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah. 320 00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:17,627 This is what it looks like when you resolve all your issues. 321 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,085 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. 322 00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:21,335 My guy says that if Dad had had therapy, 323 00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:22,877 I wouldn't need so much. 324 00:17:22,887 --> 00:17:24,585 My guy's surprised I got through at all. 325 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,459 I'm not sure you did make it through at all. 326 00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:29,752 I don't think... dee-dee, dah-doo, bah-dee... 327 00:17:29,762 --> 00:17:32,043 See, I will have you know I am very well-adjusted. 328 00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:34,711 You... you're just good at hiding it. 329 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,252 - Mr. Parfit is here. - Thank you. 330 00:17:37,262 --> 00:17:38,877 OK, Randall, 331 00:17:38,887 --> 00:17:40,252 I hate to kick you out, 332 00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:42,502 but I have word Elvis is in the building. 333 00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,085 - OK. - I'll see ya, buddy. 334 00:17:44,095 --> 00:17:46,252 I just want you to know 335 00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:48,043 I think I'm going to reveal to him 336 00:17:48,053 --> 00:17:49,877 that you sexually abused me as a child. 337 00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:52,752 - Excuse me? - Yeah. You just would not stop. 338 00:17:52,762 --> 00:17:54,168 You are one sick puppy. 339 00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:56,155 You're the one who kept trying to fuck me. 340 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,836 Why would you say that? Stop saying that. 341 00:17:57,847 --> 00:18:00,669 - You don't really think that, do you? - No. I'm fuckin' with you. 342 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,752 The way you fucked me as a baby. 343 00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:05,460 What is wrong with you? You're exasperating. 344 00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,502 This one is threatening to tell the family 345 00:18:07,512 --> 00:18:09,794 that I diddled him when he was a little kid. 346 00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:12,252 Oh. Right. Did you? 347 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:13,887 No, of course not, Tom. 348 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,293 - Connor. - Oh. Hi. 349 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:18,419 Alon Parfit. 350 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:19,919 - Hey. Hi. - Nice to see you. 351 00:18:19,929 --> 00:18:21,836 - Happy you're here. - You must be Broman. 352 00:18:21,846 --> 00:18:23,293 Yes, I am. Broman. 353 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,711 - And Shiv. - Yeah. 354 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:26,836 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you...? 355 00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:28,627 This is Tom. Shiv's fiancé. 356 00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:30,794 Not important. To the therapy. 357 00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:32,961 - Uh, Con? - Come meet Dad. 358 00:18:32,971 --> 00:18:34,377 Yeah, please. 359 00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:37,002 - Hi. - Logan Roy. 360 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:39,127 - This is Marcia. - Nice to meet you. 361 00:18:39,137 --> 00:18:40,627 And this is my girlfriend Willa. 362 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,794 - Nice to meet you. - Hi, Willa, how are you? 363 00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:46,752 Right. Family. Um... 364 00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:49,335 we're all gathered here in this beautiful home 365 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,669 because there are things to address, 366 00:18:51,679 --> 00:18:55,544 and I believe we should... address them. 367 00:18:55,554 --> 00:18:58,502 I think I explained all around 368 00:18:58,512 --> 00:18:59,961 that we'll also have 369 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,961 a small celebration of our coming together, 370 00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:04,794 with photographs, tomorrow. 371 00:19:04,804 --> 00:19:07,252 Nothing fancy. Simple. Simple. 372 00:19:07,262 --> 00:19:11,877 Anyway, without more ado, let me introduce to you, 373 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:13,387 Alon Parfit. 374 00:19:14,679 --> 00:19:16,168 Hi, everyone. 375 00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:19,544 I look forward to us all sitting down tomorrow, 376 00:19:19,554 --> 00:19:23,002 but I just want to say it takes a lot of courage, 377 00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:25,669 and that is not lost on me. 378 00:19:27,387 --> 00:19:28,961 I'm very touched. 379 00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:31,002 - Yeah, me too. - Thanks. 380 00:19:31,012 --> 00:19:34,293 This family's broken, and that has consequences. 381 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,043 A missed phone call today, 382 00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:39,335 a couple dozen kids lose their jobs in China. 383 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,043 Butterfly wings, but bigger. 384 00:19:42,053 --> 00:19:44,335 Huge wings. Like a pterodactyl. 385 00:19:44,345 --> 00:19:45,502 Or the Smithsonian. 386 00:19:45,512 --> 00:19:48,335 So... let's fix our wings. 387 00:19:48,345 --> 00:19:50,752 Barely comprehensible. 388 00:19:50,762 --> 00:19:51,885 Morning. 389 00:19:51,896 --> 00:19:53,377 It is gassed up and ready to go. 390 00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:55,085 - Your key. - Thank you. 391 00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,585 Big plans while you're here? 392 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:57,711 Maybe. 393 00:19:57,721 --> 00:20:00,877 Patricide? Fratricide? 394 00:20:00,887 --> 00:20:03,502 OK. Sounds like fun. 395 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,053 - Enjoy. - Oh, yeah. 396 00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:25,293 - Yeah? - Good morning. 397 00:20:25,303 --> 00:20:27,002 We're here. You ready to do this? 398 00:20:27,012 --> 00:20:28,252 What? 399 00:20:28,262 --> 00:20:30,752 - No, wait. Now? - No shit. 400 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,419 I'm in a hotel in Santa Fe. 401 00:20:32,429 --> 00:20:35,752 Well, I c-can't now. 402 00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:38,669 I mean, the whole reason I came down here is to do this family thing, 403 00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:41,210 and that's today. So... 404 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,252 So? 405 00:20:43,262 --> 00:20:44,752 Can he reschedule? 406 00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:46,627 He's pretty fuckin' busy. 407 00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:48,711 Ahh. Oh, fuck. 408 00:20:48,721 --> 00:20:51,252 Doesn't look good, turning him down. 409 00:20:51,262 --> 00:20:52,836 Well, obviously I want to... 410 00:20:52,846 --> 00:20:54,961 Come on, Shiv, this is huge. 411 00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:57,752 - But I can't. Right now. - Hey, honey, 412 00:20:57,762 --> 00:21:00,669 the pressure on the faucet's moderately intense, so go easy. 413 00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:02,919 - I gotta go. - Shiv... 414 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,752 Fuck. 415 00:21:04,762 --> 00:21:06,961 Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 416 00:21:06,971 --> 00:21:09,544 Hey, it's gonna be OK. 417 00:21:09,554 --> 00:21:11,335 It's going to be OK. 418 00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:13,168 Want me to come in there with you? 419 00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:16,043 Into the emotional swamp? Huh? 420 00:21:16,053 --> 00:21:19,012 Pretty soon I'm gonna be part of this whole genetic carnival. 421 00:21:22,262 --> 00:21:24,127 - It's OK. - You sure? 422 00:21:24,137 --> 00:21:25,137 Yeah. 423 00:21:29,887 --> 00:21:31,293 Morning. 424 00:21:31,303 --> 00:21:33,168 OK. Let's do this. 425 00:21:33,178 --> 00:21:36,178 The therapy? This way for the therapy. 426 00:21:41,095 --> 00:21:42,794 Whoo. 427 00:21:49,971 --> 00:21:51,877 Like waving your kids off to school. 428 00:21:51,887 --> 00:21:55,043 They better not gang up on him. 429 00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:56,512 He's still frail. 430 00:21:58,429 --> 00:22:00,544 Roll up, roll up, 431 00:22:00,554 --> 00:22:02,836 for the festival of grievances. 432 00:22:02,846 --> 00:22:07,210 - OK, son? Good. - Yeah. 433 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,168 OK. Great. 434 00:22:09,178 --> 00:22:11,085 So, welcome, welcome. 435 00:22:11,095 --> 00:22:13,168 I like to begin these things 436 00:22:13,178 --> 00:22:15,043 with a little prayer. 437 00:22:15,053 --> 00:22:18,585 Uh, they fuck you up, your mom and dad. 438 00:22:18,595 --> 00:22:22,919 They do not mean to, but they do. 439 00:22:22,929 --> 00:22:25,460 They fill you up with faults they had 440 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,961 and add some extra just for you. 441 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,919 Now, I always think that's an interesting way 442 00:22:30,929 --> 00:22:32,627 to start these things, 443 00:22:32,637 --> 00:22:34,919 but what I'd like to know is, 444 00:22:34,929 --> 00:22:38,085 how you feel you would like to start this. 445 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:41,293 So... 446 00:22:41,303 --> 00:22:45,053 who's going to tell us why we are here today? 447 00:22:53,721 --> 00:22:57,679 Come on. Does no one want to take a pop at the champ? 448 00:23:00,804 --> 00:23:02,752 - Can I just say... - Sure. 449 00:23:02,762 --> 00:23:04,711 I never touched Roman inappropriately. 450 00:23:04,721 --> 00:23:06,669 If he says I did, I didn't. 451 00:23:06,679 --> 00:23:08,544 Glad to clear that up. 452 00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:11,460 He was gonna make a horrible joke, so I'm preempting. 453 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:12,585 OK. OK. 454 00:23:12,595 --> 00:23:14,585 But I think the best way to start this... 455 00:23:14,595 --> 00:23:17,252 Uh. I'll start if you'd like. 456 00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:19,419 Yeah, Please. 457 00:23:19,429 --> 00:23:22,669 Um... everything I've done in my life, 458 00:23:22,679 --> 00:23:25,293 I've done for my children. 459 00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:28,252 I know I've made mistakes, 460 00:23:28,262 --> 00:23:29,752 but, um, 461 00:23:29,762 --> 00:23:33,335 I've always tried to do the best by them... 462 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:37,595 because... they mean everything to me. 463 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:45,419 OK. That was great. 464 00:23:45,429 --> 00:23:47,502 Thank you. 465 00:23:47,512 --> 00:23:50,669 - Well, that's nice. - It is nice. 466 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,919 Yeah, sure. Agreed. 467 00:23:52,929 --> 00:23:55,585 So, what do we feel about what we just heard here? 468 00:23:55,595 --> 00:23:58,168 I mean, I hear it. 469 00:23:58,178 --> 00:23:59,470 I hear it. 470 00:24:01,762 --> 00:24:03,335 Uh-huh. Big words. 471 00:24:03,345 --> 00:24:04,470 Good words. 472 00:24:07,137 --> 00:24:10,293 Oh. I'm still... processing, 473 00:24:10,303 --> 00:24:13,043 but yeah. 474 00:24:13,053 --> 00:24:16,711 Logan, do you realize how much power you wield in this room? 475 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:17,919 What do you mean? 476 00:24:17,929 --> 00:24:19,262 He has a lot of power everywhere. 477 00:24:21,971 --> 00:24:24,043 What I guess I'm asking is, 478 00:24:24,053 --> 00:24:26,002 how do you feel about what you just said? 479 00:24:26,012 --> 00:24:27,961 Look, everything I've done in my life 480 00:24:27,971 --> 00:24:29,686 I've done for my children. 481 00:24:29,697 --> 00:24:31,397 - I know I've made mistakes... - Uh, Dad, 482 00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:32,863 you can't just use the one sentence. 483 00:24:32,874 --> 00:24:34,627 But that's how I feel, Siobhan. 484 00:24:34,637 --> 00:24:36,544 I can make this shit up if you like. 485 00:24:36,554 --> 00:24:38,335 Sounds like you already are. 486 00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:41,721 - Shiv? - Look, I'm... 487 00:24:43,387 --> 00:24:44,877 I guess where I'm coming from is 488 00:24:44,887 --> 00:24:46,961 I'm having a hard time diving in because 489 00:24:46,971 --> 00:24:50,252 honestly, I'm wondering why he brought us here in the first place. 490 00:24:50,262 --> 00:24:52,047 I mean, was it for this photo opportunity? 491 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,460 No, no, of course not. 492 00:24:53,470 --> 00:24:56,544 I wouldn't have brought you here for a photo and an interview... 493 00:24:56,554 --> 00:24:58,669 Sorry. Excuse me? There's an interview now? 494 00:24:58,679 --> 00:25:01,335 - Well, I told you, photo and... - No, you didn't. 495 00:25:01,345 --> 00:25:03,794 What, so this is essentially a publicity event? 496 00:25:03,804 --> 00:25:06,377 It's optional. There won't be questions. 497 00:25:06,387 --> 00:25:07,585 This is not OK. 498 00:25:07,595 --> 00:25:09,836 I have a publicist for this stuff. 499 00:25:09,846 --> 00:25:12,210 Fuck. Con, did you know about this? 500 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,877 I think the picture is OK. 501 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,043 I think it's nice. 502 00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:16,554 Rome? 503 00:25:17,804 --> 00:25:18,905 I don't mind. 504 00:25:21,804 --> 00:25:23,919 Logan, have you thought about the possibility 505 00:25:23,929 --> 00:25:26,585 that your children are actually scared of you? 506 00:25:26,595 --> 00:25:28,460 Aw, fuck off. 507 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:31,554 After what they've done to me? Fuck off! 508 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,002 Tell me, do you think 509 00:25:35,012 --> 00:25:37,127 you'll always do what you do? 510 00:25:37,137 --> 00:25:38,377 What, the theater? 511 00:25:38,387 --> 00:25:41,502 Yes, and what you do for money. 512 00:25:43,012 --> 00:25:45,544 Uh, well, you know, I like my life, 513 00:25:45,554 --> 00:25:48,544 and kind of just go with the flow, 514 00:25:48,554 --> 00:25:52,794 so yeah, I think I'll just slide more over 515 00:25:52,804 --> 00:25:56,002 into producing or writing or directing. 516 00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:59,669 I knew a woman in Paris, she did what you do. 517 00:25:59,679 --> 00:26:01,585 She was very intelligent. 518 00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:03,585 Oh, thank you. 519 00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:06,043 And do you want children? 520 00:26:06,053 --> 00:26:09,669 Um, I don't know. Maybe one day. 521 00:26:09,679 --> 00:26:11,919 Don't wait. That's all I will say. 522 00:26:11,929 --> 00:26:14,168 The old biological clock starts a-ticking. 523 00:26:14,178 --> 00:26:15,544 You could always freeze. 524 00:26:15,554 --> 00:26:17,919 That's a way of putting off life. 525 00:26:17,929 --> 00:26:20,752 I'd like Shiv to freeze. Embryos, not eggs. 526 00:26:20,762 --> 00:26:22,168 A little bit of me in the bank. 527 00:26:22,178 --> 00:26:23,961 Thought about that? 528 00:26:23,971 --> 00:26:26,585 Ahh, so much advice! Wow! 529 00:26:26,595 --> 00:26:29,919 You know, my friend from Paris who was your way? 530 00:26:29,929 --> 00:26:31,929 She actually was murdered. 531 00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:37,043 It was nothing to do with her being a prostitute, 532 00:26:37,053 --> 00:26:39,595 it was to do with a restaurant that went poof! 533 00:26:41,762 --> 00:26:42,762 What? 534 00:27:10,554 --> 00:27:13,836 Hey, do you have any non-alcoholic beer? 535 00:27:13,846 --> 00:27:15,877 No. Sorry. 536 00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:18,002 OK. How about sparkling water? 537 00:27:20,095 --> 00:27:22,085 You a tourist? 538 00:27:22,095 --> 00:27:24,419 Uh, kind of. 539 00:27:29,012 --> 00:27:30,752 Oh. Fancy. 540 00:27:30,762 --> 00:27:32,502 Kendall Roy? 541 00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:34,554 You here visiting family? 542 00:27:36,387 --> 00:27:38,210 Connor Roy? 543 00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,752 What? 544 00:27:39,762 --> 00:27:42,085 No, it's OK, I probably think the same. 545 00:27:42,095 --> 00:27:44,961 - Yeah. There's just stories. - Like? 546 00:27:44,971 --> 00:27:47,002 Like, he came in here one night, 547 00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:50,002 he had this dog with cancer that he couldn't let the vet kill 548 00:27:50,012 --> 00:27:51,544 but he couldn't watch it die either, 549 00:27:51,554 --> 00:27:53,669 so he dragged that thing around the whole bar 550 00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:56,085 asking somebody if they'd take it and give it a good life. 551 00:27:56,095 --> 00:27:58,679 He said, "I'll pay you. I just can't watch." 552 00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,627 Anyway, Skunkhead Tanner over there 553 00:28:03,637 --> 00:28:06,168 took three grand, shot her in the parking lot. 554 00:28:06,178 --> 00:28:07,377 Jesus. 555 00:28:07,387 --> 00:28:09,002 - What? - None of your business. 556 00:28:09,012 --> 00:28:10,377 I was talking about Skunkhead. 557 00:28:10,387 --> 00:28:12,585 Don't talk shit about me, Janelle. 558 00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:14,502 Oh, really? 559 00:28:14,512 --> 00:28:18,053 Hey, also, can I get a double Smirnoff rocks? 560 00:28:33,429 --> 00:28:35,053 - Lime? - No. 561 00:28:49,345 --> 00:28:50,423 Keep it open. 562 00:28:51,637 --> 00:28:54,544 Heard you killed my brother's dog. 563 00:28:54,554 --> 00:28:56,460 Look, can we go back to our agreement 564 00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:57,961 where we put aside our cell phones, 565 00:28:57,971 --> 00:29:00,460 just focus on what's going on this room? 566 00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:02,002 Can we do that? 567 00:29:02,012 --> 00:29:05,127 I'm trying to buy a number of television stations. 568 00:29:05,137 --> 00:29:07,429 OK, but could you do it later? 569 00:29:13,929 --> 00:29:17,502 Fine. Tell me what more you want and I'll dance the dance. 570 00:29:17,512 --> 00:29:20,252 I guess what I want is for you to tell us 571 00:29:20,262 --> 00:29:21,502 how you are feeling? 572 00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:23,252 - How I'm feeling? - Mm-hmm. 573 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,127 I feel... 574 00:29:26,137 --> 00:29:27,794 I need to check my emails. 575 00:29:27,804 --> 00:29:29,544 That's not a feeling, Dad. 576 00:29:29,554 --> 00:29:32,085 Maybe don't deny Dad's feelings, Shiv. 577 00:29:32,095 --> 00:29:34,961 I turned down something huge to be here, and you're gonna tank it. 578 00:29:34,971 --> 00:29:37,127 - I'm doing therapy. - I don't think you are. 579 00:29:37,137 --> 00:29:38,293 I am. 580 00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:39,919 Now you're denying their feelings, Dad. 581 00:29:39,929 --> 00:29:43,127 Look, what I think we should really have a conversation about 582 00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:45,460 is the fact that Kendall's not here. 583 00:29:45,470 --> 00:29:48,127 And that's because there are reports of him 584 00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:49,961 running around taking drugs. 585 00:29:49,971 --> 00:29:52,321 And I, for one, don't know where those have come from. 586 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,755 You don't have to worry about that. 587 00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:55,585 What does that mean? 588 00:29:55,595 --> 00:29:57,961 I'm not getting into that today. It's beyond the remit. 589 00:29:57,971 --> 00:30:00,127 I don't really think there is a remit, Dad. 590 00:30:00,137 --> 00:30:02,419 I had nothin' to do with those stories. 591 00:30:02,429 --> 00:30:05,470 Shiv, do you believe your father? 592 00:30:10,512 --> 00:30:12,961 - Well... - Go on. 593 00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:14,544 Honestly, no. 594 00:30:14,554 --> 00:30:16,470 I think this whole thing is fake. 595 00:30:18,345 --> 00:30:19,752 Roman? 596 00:30:19,762 --> 00:30:21,387 I don't know. 597 00:30:23,429 --> 00:30:24,971 I don't know. 598 00:30:26,512 --> 00:30:28,669 - No. - I mean, 599 00:30:28,679 --> 00:30:31,544 he might not have meant to, but... 600 00:30:31,554 --> 00:30:34,419 - no, I don't believe him. - I'm sorry! 601 00:30:34,429 --> 00:30:35,544 I'm sorry! 602 00:30:35,554 --> 00:30:36,669 All right? 603 00:30:36,679 --> 00:30:38,168 I'm finished. 604 00:30:38,178 --> 00:30:41,502 I'll apologize as much as you fuckin' like, 605 00:30:41,512 --> 00:30:43,627 but I can't get into everything. 606 00:30:43,637 --> 00:30:45,345 That's it. 607 00:30:50,303 --> 00:30:52,335 You know, Logan, 608 00:30:52,345 --> 00:30:56,544 if I'm asked if I thought that you participated in this family therapy 609 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:59,002 in an earnest way, 610 00:30:59,012 --> 00:31:01,669 I don't think that I could answer in good conscience 611 00:31:01,679 --> 00:31:03,168 that you have. 612 00:31:03,178 --> 00:31:06,252 Fine. I apologize. 613 00:31:06,262 --> 00:31:07,836 Maybe I'm hungry. 614 00:31:07,846 --> 00:31:09,178 I got nothin' to hide. 615 00:31:11,429 --> 00:31:12,794 OK. 616 00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,544 How about we take a break 617 00:31:14,554 --> 00:31:17,210 and begin again, clean slate, this afternoon? 618 00:31:19,721 --> 00:31:22,627 So come on, come on, tell me. 619 00:31:22,637 --> 00:31:25,794 What did everybody say in there? Huh? 620 00:31:25,804 --> 00:31:28,877 Was it nothing too horrible or upsetting? 621 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,544 Was it just disgusting? 622 00:31:30,554 --> 00:31:33,293 Hey, I'm gonna go down to Santa Fe to meet Gil. 623 00:31:33,303 --> 00:31:36,460 Oh. What? So everything has been resolved in there? 624 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:39,252 Yeah. Totally. 625 00:31:39,262 --> 00:31:41,460 We're all completely sane. All resolved. 626 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:42,470 Uh-huh. Come on. 627 00:31:44,721 --> 00:31:46,752 - Can I take a car? - What's up? 628 00:31:46,762 --> 00:31:48,752 - Wait. What are you doing? - The Tesla. 629 00:31:48,762 --> 00:31:50,760 I'm going into town. I've got a meeting. 630 00:31:50,771 --> 00:31:52,866 I'm not gonna take this seriously if no one else is. 631 00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:54,608 But we're getting somewhere, Shiv. 632 00:31:54,619 --> 00:31:56,168 I can feel it. He's breaking down. 633 00:31:56,178 --> 00:31:59,419 You're sweet and I love you, but you're delusional. 634 00:31:59,429 --> 00:32:01,836 Well, you can't do that. Is that allowed? 635 00:32:01,846 --> 00:32:06,252 Well, I think Shiv is capable of making an adult decision. 636 00:32:06,262 --> 00:32:08,544 But here's what I was thinkin'. 637 00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:10,627 Why don't we all take a break? Huh? 638 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,585 Just get out of our heads and into our good bodies. 639 00:32:13,595 --> 00:32:15,544 You know? Let's go for a swim. 640 00:32:15,554 --> 00:32:18,002 Everybody. You know? Get your dad out there. 641 00:32:18,012 --> 00:32:19,293 - Dad can't swim. - Yeah. 642 00:32:19,303 --> 00:32:21,335 He doesn't even trust water. 643 00:32:21,345 --> 00:32:22,752 It's too wishy-washy. 644 00:32:22,762 --> 00:32:23,794 Can I have the keys? 645 00:32:23,804 --> 00:32:26,085 - Thank you. - Seriously? 646 00:32:26,095 --> 00:32:27,127 Yeah. 647 00:32:27,137 --> 00:32:28,836 - Hey, Willa. - Yeah? 648 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:30,293 Hey, honey, 649 00:32:30,303 --> 00:32:32,711 do you know about the family photo for later? 650 00:32:32,721 --> 00:32:34,252 Yeah, it'll be nice. 651 00:32:34,262 --> 00:32:35,919 Yeah, well, um, 652 00:32:35,929 --> 00:32:39,210 there was an idea that maybe you should sit it out. 653 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:42,252 - Uh-huh. - I'm sorry. 654 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:45,669 No, no, it's OK. I'll probably end up getting murdered anyway. 655 00:32:45,679 --> 00:32:47,377 Nobody's murdering you. 656 00:32:47,387 --> 00:32:50,627 You're adorable. 657 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,669 You're unmurderable. 658 00:32:53,679 --> 00:32:56,637 Um... Look, you know... 659 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:03,669 You know I appreciate you. 660 00:33:03,679 --> 00:33:05,335 I appreciate you, too. 661 00:33:05,345 --> 00:33:07,502 And I think you're better than all of them. 662 00:33:07,512 --> 00:33:09,877 Th-Thank you. 663 00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:12,752 Look, I know that we talked about this before, 664 00:33:12,762 --> 00:33:16,252 but I was just wondering 665 00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:19,335 if you could... 666 00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:21,804 well, would you... 667 00:33:24,178 --> 00:33:26,002 I don't know how to say this, 668 00:33:26,012 --> 00:33:31,002 except to say that love is a strange and peculiar affliction. 669 00:33:31,012 --> 00:33:34,168 It's... It's like a virus. 670 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:38,544 So could you please just stay here for a while... 671 00:33:38,554 --> 00:33:41,377 - and maybe you'll catch it. - Con. 672 00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:43,071 What I mean is that you would have an allowance 673 00:33:43,082 --> 00:33:44,711 and you would continue to write 674 00:33:44,721 --> 00:33:46,711 and you continue to travel to New York, 675 00:33:46,721 --> 00:33:50,053 and I would help you build a life in the theater. 676 00:33:52,053 --> 00:33:53,377 Gosh, that's a lot. 677 00:33:53,387 --> 00:33:56,168 Yeah, but we have so many great ideas. 678 00:33:56,178 --> 00:33:58,752 Yeah. Sure. No, we do. 679 00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:02,043 So we could do family, but we could do it different. 680 00:34:02,053 --> 00:34:04,669 I mean... 681 00:34:04,679 --> 00:34:06,210 we could try. 682 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:08,085 Exactly! Why not? Yeah? 683 00:34:08,095 --> 00:34:09,335 Yeah! 684 00:34:09,345 --> 00:34:11,460 - Yeah? - Yeah. 685 00:34:11,470 --> 00:34:13,127 Hey, I love you. 686 00:34:13,137 --> 00:34:17,043 And... I, um... 687 00:34:17,053 --> 00:34:18,554 I love you. 688 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:26,262 See? That wasn't so hard, was it? 689 00:34:30,804 --> 00:34:32,669 OK. Lot of wolf stuff. 690 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,210 Yeah, man, I love the wolves. 691 00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:37,002 Uh-huh. 692 00:34:37,012 --> 00:34:40,335 - He really likes the wolves. - Yeah. Cool. 693 00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:42,335 My mom says I was a wolf child. 694 00:34:42,345 --> 00:34:44,763 That's 'cause she never bothered to take care of you, Chang. 695 00:34:44,774 --> 00:34:47,794 That's just fuckin' salesmanship of her neglect. 696 00:34:47,804 --> 00:34:50,127 Nice. 697 00:34:50,137 --> 00:34:53,168 - You get wolves here? - Nope. 698 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:55,429 - No? OK. - Fuckin' wish. 699 00:34:59,595 --> 00:35:01,085 I never did meth. 700 00:35:01,095 --> 00:35:03,252 And I'm technically sober, 701 00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:05,627 so this is kind of an experiment. 702 00:35:13,470 --> 00:35:14,804 There we go. 703 00:35:43,721 --> 00:35:45,929 Wow. 704 00:35:51,137 --> 00:35:56,512 There's a thing now that Type A's actually can't get addicted. 705 00:35:58,012 --> 00:35:59,836 Ya know? 'Cause we are addicted. 706 00:35:59,846 --> 00:36:02,293 You know, if it wasn't for wolves, we couldn't speak. 707 00:36:02,303 --> 00:36:05,002 It's from having to tell dogs what to do 708 00:36:05,012 --> 00:36:07,252 that we actually had a need to talk out loud, 709 00:36:07,262 --> 00:36:08,585 you know, to command 'em? 710 00:36:08,595 --> 00:36:11,293 You guys, come on. We got a real person. 711 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,669 Let's not attack his brain. 712 00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:15,335 We should get some more. 713 00:36:15,345 --> 00:36:17,002 - Fuck, yeah. - Yeah? 714 00:36:17,012 --> 00:36:19,419 And, uh, maybe some weed. 715 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:22,043 - Right. - Some Oxys, some... 716 00:36:22,053 --> 00:36:23,377 some goodies. 717 00:36:23,387 --> 00:36:25,168 So, you like it? 718 00:36:25,178 --> 00:36:28,335 Experiment successful. 719 00:36:28,345 --> 00:36:30,043 I am interested in becoming a meth head. 720 00:36:30,053 --> 00:36:31,794 Yeah. 721 00:36:31,804 --> 00:36:35,210 Well, we're the fuckin' right people, dude! 722 00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:37,836 - Hey. - Hi. You comin' in? 723 00:36:37,846 --> 00:36:39,794 - Oh, yeah. - Good. 724 00:36:39,804 --> 00:36:41,711 Don't be afraid of what's down there. 725 00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:43,877 Pretend it's our subconscious and just go for it. 726 00:36:43,887 --> 00:36:44,961 I know how to dive. 727 00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:46,252 Yeah, you gotta jump. 728 00:36:46,262 --> 00:36:48,877 - You want me to jump? - Jump! Jump! Jump! 729 00:36:48,887 --> 00:36:52,002 - Jump, ya fuckin' pussy! - Jump! Jump! Jump! 730 00:36:52,012 --> 00:36:54,711 Excuse me, there's been an accident in the pool. 731 00:36:54,721 --> 00:36:56,544 What did he say? 732 00:36:56,554 --> 00:36:58,335 An accident in the pool. 733 00:36:58,345 --> 00:37:02,043 We don't know if he got a head injury, or... 734 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,669 He just dived in and he hit the bottom. 735 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:05,711 Did you hit your head? 736 00:37:05,721 --> 00:37:07,961 - He hit his teeth? - His teeth are in his head, 737 00:37:07,971 --> 00:37:09,752 Connor, it's kind of a central feature. 738 00:37:09,762 --> 00:37:11,043 It's clearly signed. What were you thinking? 739 00:37:11,053 --> 00:37:12,860 Shall I call an ambulance? 740 00:37:12,871 --> 00:37:14,959 I didn't think he'd jump in headfirst. Hi, Karolina. 741 00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:16,627 Hey, Roman. Don't let him go to sleep. 742 00:37:16,637 --> 00:37:18,204 I don't want to go to fuckin' sleep! 743 00:37:18,215 --> 00:37:19,919 Let's take a look. The bleeding always 744 00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:21,836 makes it look worse than it actually... 745 00:37:21,846 --> 00:37:22,919 Jesus Christ! 746 00:37:22,929 --> 00:37:25,085 Let's take him to the hospital. 747 00:37:25,095 --> 00:37:27,669 - Really? - No, you're OK, man. 748 00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:28,961 It's OK. You look OK. 749 00:37:28,971 --> 00:37:30,669 It'll be faster if I just take him myself. 750 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:32,419 No, no, no, send your guys. Send Colin. 751 00:37:32,429 --> 00:37:34,711 - We should stay. - No, I want to help him ou... 752 00:37:34,721 --> 00:37:36,419 I want to make sure he's not litigious. 753 00:37:36,429 --> 00:37:39,043 Fuckin' great! And I was about to take advice from a clown 754 00:37:39,053 --> 00:37:42,178 who dives headfirst into the shallow end of the pool! 755 00:37:42,189 --> 00:37:43,668 And now everyone's fucking off! 756 00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:44,794 It's OK. I got you. 757 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:46,085 Roman is here. 758 00:37:46,095 --> 00:37:48,502 He's here for the photos, for everything. 759 00:37:48,512 --> 00:37:51,804 - Sure. I give good cheekbone. - OK. 760 00:38:00,262 --> 00:38:01,971 Gil. 761 00:38:04,637 --> 00:38:06,127 Siobhan Roy. 762 00:38:06,137 --> 00:38:10,293 The acceptable face of the worst family in America. 763 00:38:10,303 --> 00:38:14,127 Yeah. Gil Eavis. Stalin in a plaid shirt. 764 00:38:15,721 --> 00:38:18,679 OK. Well, happy meeting. 765 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:27,127 So... how are you? 766 00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,794 Really? 767 00:38:28,804 --> 00:38:31,460 Well, my family's fucked. 768 00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:34,669 I'm not talking about to my dad, and my brother's suing my dad. 769 00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:38,335 Sorry. If family isn't right, nothing feels right. 770 00:38:38,345 --> 00:38:40,335 Yeah. And how are you? 771 00:38:40,345 --> 00:38:41,711 You gonna go for it? 772 00:38:41,721 --> 00:38:44,752 I'm feeling really good. 773 00:38:44,762 --> 00:38:49,043 Suffered some depression last year after everything, 774 00:38:49,053 --> 00:38:52,127 but, um... I'm good. 775 00:38:52,137 --> 00:38:55,002 And so, what, you want me to handle the message on that? 776 00:38:55,012 --> 00:38:57,377 No. That's just the truth. 777 00:38:57,387 --> 00:38:59,585 Look, Siobhan, 778 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:01,794 I'm not gonna make you do a dance. 779 00:39:01,804 --> 00:39:04,502 I'm finalizing. Nate and me want you on the team. 780 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:05,836 What do you think? 781 00:39:05,846 --> 00:39:07,961 Well, I think you're too radical. 782 00:39:09,804 --> 00:39:12,627 I'm not telling you anything you don't know. 783 00:39:12,637 --> 00:39:15,794 The good politician, he figures out what people need 784 00:39:15,804 --> 00:39:17,887 and then he sells it back to them as what they want. 785 00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:22,043 So... this is a job offer? 786 00:39:22,053 --> 00:39:23,168 Well, yes. 787 00:39:23,178 --> 00:39:24,627 But there's an issue. 788 00:39:24,637 --> 00:39:26,585 What, my name? 789 00:39:26,595 --> 00:39:30,127 One section of my base would be outraged for me even meeting with you. 790 00:39:30,137 --> 00:39:33,711 Yeah, well, that section has nowhere else to go, so fuck 'em. 791 00:39:33,721 --> 00:39:35,220 Yeah. 792 00:39:36,804 --> 00:39:40,460 Look, if I'm gonna win big the way I want to, 793 00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:42,335 to remake this country for the better... 794 00:39:42,345 --> 00:39:44,002 Ooh! La-dee-dah. 795 00:39:44,012 --> 00:39:46,210 I need to spike your father's guns. 796 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:49,345 The papers, the news channels. 797 00:39:50,637 --> 00:39:52,168 I can't help with that. 798 00:39:52,178 --> 00:39:53,919 No, no, no, of course. Of course. 799 00:39:53,929 --> 00:39:56,919 But I'm gonna go for his throat. 800 00:39:56,929 --> 00:39:58,627 Legally, legislatively, 801 00:39:58,637 --> 00:40:00,419 hearings, referrals. 802 00:40:00,429 --> 00:40:03,002 I thought I should tell you. 803 00:40:03,012 --> 00:40:04,554 It'll be ugly. 804 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:09,085 And how do you know that I won't betray you? 805 00:40:09,095 --> 00:40:12,595 Well, I guess I trust you. 806 00:40:17,053 --> 00:40:20,919 I can work with Nate, but I can't work for Nate. 807 00:40:20,929 --> 00:40:23,544 It's fine, it's just a... it's a preposition thing. 808 00:40:23,554 --> 00:40:24,961 We can figure all that out. 809 00:40:24,971 --> 00:40:27,252 The bigger question is, 810 00:40:27,262 --> 00:40:29,762 do you want this enough to go to war with your family? 811 00:40:35,971 --> 00:40:37,929 Can we do the walking and talking? 812 00:40:38,053 --> 00:40:39,919 - What? - Walking and talking. 813 00:40:39,929 --> 00:40:41,711 - He wants us to be talking. - Oh. 814 00:40:41,721 --> 00:40:43,127 - That looks good. - Thank you. 815 00:40:43,137 --> 00:40:45,168 - We look great, apparently. - Uh-huh. 816 00:40:45,178 --> 00:40:46,794 I want you to call Japan. 817 00:40:46,804 --> 00:40:50,085 We got the office set up here. 818 00:40:50,095 --> 00:40:52,377 I'm tickling Sandy on local. 819 00:40:52,387 --> 00:40:55,544 I want you to get into the government issues 820 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:58,303 - of the launch detail. - Right. Sure. 821 00:41:00,971 --> 00:41:02,991 Do you actually want me to do that, or are you just 822 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:05,460 - saying shit for the camera? - No. 823 00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:09,085 You're a COO, aren't you? 824 00:41:09,095 --> 00:41:10,669 - Huh? - Yeah. 825 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:13,293 - Well? - Sure. I got it. 826 00:41:13,303 --> 00:41:15,919 I mean, I was just checking. 827 00:41:16,971 --> 00:41:18,335 Thank you, gentlemen. 828 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,961 That's really grand. 829 00:41:19,971 --> 00:41:21,627 - Yeah? - This looks imperial here. 830 00:41:21,637 --> 00:41:23,335 - Thank you. - Thank you very much. 831 00:41:23,345 --> 00:41:24,794 - Did he say "imperial"? - Imperial. 832 00:41:24,804 --> 00:41:26,053 What the hell does that mean? 833 00:41:38,679 --> 00:41:40,377 Yeah, he's good. 834 00:41:40,387 --> 00:41:43,293 - Yes. - Yeah. 835 00:41:43,303 --> 00:41:44,804 So? 836 00:41:47,554 --> 00:41:49,794 I don't... 837 00:41:49,804 --> 00:41:52,127 I don't know. 838 00:41:52,137 --> 00:41:53,345 I... 839 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:56,804 OK. 840 00:42:01,137 --> 00:42:03,085 - OK? - OK. 841 00:42:03,095 --> 00:42:05,252 Right? 842 00:42:05,262 --> 00:42:06,585 Fuck, yes. 843 00:42:06,595 --> 00:42:09,669 I mean, I told him that he would have to fire you 844 00:42:09,679 --> 00:42:11,345 if he was gonna hire me, but... 845 00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:14,961 - It's fine. - OK. 846 00:42:14,971 --> 00:42:16,929 - For the good of the country. - Right. 847 00:42:19,887 --> 00:42:23,752 My Airbnb has a, um... 848 00:42:23,762 --> 00:42:25,711 memory foam mattress. 849 00:42:27,220 --> 00:42:29,168 How 'bout we... 850 00:42:29,178 --> 00:42:32,252 give it some... memories? 851 00:42:32,262 --> 00:42:34,387 Ooh. Wow. 852 00:42:41,053 --> 00:42:42,429 Turn it off. 853 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:46,262 Turn it off. 854 00:43:05,095 --> 00:43:07,168 Let's just... 855 00:43:07,178 --> 00:43:11,043 sit here a minute and... 856 00:43:11,053 --> 00:43:12,387 so I can think. 857 00:43:19,303 --> 00:43:21,544 He sees Oprah walkin' down the street, 858 00:43:21,554 --> 00:43:25,127 he's like, "Oprah, you get a car. You get a car." 859 00:43:25,137 --> 00:43:27,210 He's so rich he needs a golf cart to pass the salt. 860 00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:28,293 He's so rich 861 00:43:28,303 --> 00:43:30,002 his goldfish wear furs. 862 00:43:30,012 --> 00:43:31,585 Yeah, yeah, fish fur. 863 00:43:31,595 --> 00:43:34,877 He's so rich that his sperm has little top hats 864 00:43:34,887 --> 00:43:36,419 and monocles and shit. 865 00:43:36,429 --> 00:43:37,961 Yeah. "Good day, vagina. 866 00:43:37,971 --> 00:43:39,752 May I enter thou?" 867 00:43:39,762 --> 00:43:42,168 You know, I don't even care that you're richer than us. 868 00:43:42,178 --> 00:43:44,335 I mean, who's better off, ultimately? 869 00:43:44,345 --> 00:43:48,752 I mean, clearly, you are, but... fuck it, who cares? 870 00:43:48,762 --> 00:43:50,627 I do. 871 00:43:50,637 --> 00:43:53,168 Guys, I gotta make a quick call. 872 00:43:53,178 --> 00:43:54,595 - Yeah, go for it. - Yeah. 873 00:44:05,303 --> 00:44:07,168 - Uh, hey. - Bro. 874 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:09,544 I've got a lot of important information in play. 875 00:44:09,554 --> 00:44:12,252 - What? Where are you? - I'm in New Mexico. 876 00:44:12,262 --> 00:44:14,419 - What? - I realize now. 877 00:44:14,429 --> 00:44:15,585 Are you high? 878 00:44:15,595 --> 00:44:17,544 No. I'm at some guy's house. 879 00:44:17,554 --> 00:44:19,669 I mean, yeah, we been taking drugs, 880 00:44:19,679 --> 00:44:21,252 but I'm very clear. 881 00:44:21,262 --> 00:44:24,919 Uh, can you drop me a pin so I know you're OK? 882 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:27,752 We're OK. There... That's nothing wrong with us. 883 00:44:27,762 --> 00:44:30,419 Just drop me a fucking pin. I'm not gonna come get you. 884 00:44:30,429 --> 00:44:31,794 Do it now. Are you doing it? 885 00:44:31,804 --> 00:44:34,053 Yeah, OK. Hold on. 886 00:44:37,429 --> 00:44:39,127 Here ya go. 887 00:44:39,137 --> 00:44:41,419 OK. I'm comin' to get you, man. 888 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:42,669 Are you doing the call? 889 00:44:42,679 --> 00:44:44,836 Uh, yeah, uh, yes. I will. 890 00:44:44,846 --> 00:44:46,961 But, um, I'm going to get Kendall. 891 00:44:46,971 --> 00:44:49,512 He's here, and he's not great. 892 00:44:52,095 --> 00:44:53,544 OK, go. Go. Go. 893 00:44:53,554 --> 00:44:56,220 Yeah, OK. But no, I will. I'll make the call. 894 00:45:13,012 --> 00:45:14,293 Who the fuck is that? 895 00:45:14,303 --> 00:45:16,085 Kendall. 896 00:45:16,095 --> 00:45:19,002 - Who the fuck is that? - It's cool, it's my brother. 897 00:45:19,012 --> 00:45:21,595 It's cool. Let him in. 898 00:45:25,637 --> 00:45:27,127 Jesus. Fuck. 899 00:45:27,137 --> 00:45:29,836 Chang. Let him in, man. 900 00:45:29,846 --> 00:45:31,419 Thank you. 901 00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:34,762 Oh! Wow. Hi. 902 00:45:36,262 --> 00:45:38,585 Gonna offer me a cup of tea? 903 00:45:38,595 --> 00:45:41,877 I like what you've done with the wolves. 904 00:45:41,887 --> 00:45:45,085 Yo, Chang, show him... show him your wolf tattoo. 905 00:45:45,095 --> 00:45:46,794 Do the howl, Chang. 906 00:45:49,095 --> 00:45:51,585 Wow. Funny and cool. 907 00:45:51,595 --> 00:45:54,252 Yo. This is Chang, Tanner, 908 00:45:54,262 --> 00:45:55,752 that's Mac. 909 00:45:55,762 --> 00:45:57,669 So great to meet you guys. 910 00:45:57,679 --> 00:45:59,293 Let's get outta here. Come on. 911 00:45:59,303 --> 00:46:02,752 You know, I was thinking I probably shouldn't talk to you 912 00:46:02,762 --> 00:46:05,752 given the ongoing situation 913 00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:09,085 apropos of my legal action against you 914 00:46:09,095 --> 00:46:13,127 as a board member for your failure to fulfill your fiduciary duty 915 00:46:13,137 --> 00:46:15,127 and breaching my employment contract, 916 00:46:15,137 --> 00:46:18,460 but then, I don't know, but then I thought, "Who fucking cares?" 917 00:46:18,470 --> 00:46:20,961 What... Is this... 918 00:46:20,971 --> 00:46:22,335 What is this? 919 00:46:22,345 --> 00:46:24,502 What is this, fuckin' crank? 920 00:46:24,512 --> 00:46:27,794 We've been having a lot of fun, Mom. 921 00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:32,127 Yeah. That's good. 922 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:33,669 Yo, seriously. You should try this. 923 00:46:33,679 --> 00:46:35,585 I would love to, some other time. 924 00:46:35,595 --> 00:46:38,919 I hear that shit makes you crash like an airbus full of eggs. 925 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:40,919 Not if you stay high. 926 00:46:40,929 --> 00:46:42,502 Tanner makes good points. 927 00:46:42,512 --> 00:46:44,794 I think this lighter is fucked. 928 00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:46,627 That is a really good point. 929 00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:49,002 You know what? Let's get the fuck out of here. 930 00:46:49,012 --> 00:46:50,335 Come on. 931 00:46:50,345 --> 00:46:53,544 That's enough. I can fix that. Here. 932 00:46:53,554 --> 00:46:54,794 Oh, hey, 933 00:46:54,804 --> 00:46:56,377 how's the family therapy? 934 00:46:56,387 --> 00:46:58,252 Oh, the therapy? It was total bullshit. 935 00:46:58,262 --> 00:46:59,752 He didn't even do it. 936 00:46:59,762 --> 00:47:01,794 - He didn't do it? - No. He didn't. 937 00:47:01,804 --> 00:47:04,252 - Come on. - I'm coming. Let's do it. 938 00:47:04,262 --> 00:47:07,168 Hey, man, your friend sucks. 939 00:47:07,178 --> 00:47:10,168 - That's my brother. - Your brother sucks. 940 00:47:10,178 --> 00:47:12,377 He's actually... You know what? 941 00:47:12,387 --> 00:47:14,377 - He's OK. - Thanks. 942 00:47:14,387 --> 00:47:16,794 Our people will reach out to your people. 943 00:47:16,804 --> 00:47:19,085 Hey, Kendall! Tell Bill Gates 944 00:47:19,095 --> 00:47:22,721 my computer's fucked up from all the fuckin' updates, man! 945 00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:28,846 You OK? 946 00:47:29,929 --> 00:47:31,846 Yeah, I'm... I'm fine. 947 00:47:33,137 --> 00:47:36,627 Should I call a doctor? Rava? 948 00:47:36,637 --> 00:47:40,085 You want me to hit a kid so I can steal his kidneys? 949 00:47:40,095 --> 00:47:42,877 Fuck. I'm sorry. 950 00:47:42,887 --> 00:47:46,752 I have to make a call. It's the... 951 00:47:46,762 --> 00:47:49,460 It's the launch in Japan thing. 952 00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:51,711 Um, is that cool? 953 00:47:51,721 --> 00:47:52,919 It's OK. 954 00:47:52,929 --> 00:47:54,043 Yeah? 955 00:47:54,053 --> 00:47:55,095 You do your call. 956 00:47:57,429 --> 00:47:58,721 OK. 957 00:48:19,262 --> 00:48:21,627 No. No Lion King. 958 00:48:25,554 --> 00:48:27,085 Yeah, could you... 959 00:48:33,262 --> 00:48:35,127 Sorry. 960 00:48:37,804 --> 00:48:40,252 What, are you fuckin' four? Will ya knock it off? 961 00:48:40,262 --> 00:48:44,752 I'm trying to drive the car and not have a-weema-weh in my fucking face. 962 00:48:58,929 --> 00:49:01,335 - Hey! - Oh, hey! 963 00:49:01,345 --> 00:49:02,877 - Hey. - Hi. 964 00:49:02,887 --> 00:49:04,377 - Hi. - Hi. 965 00:49:04,387 --> 00:49:06,585 You're late. 966 00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:10,293 So, what happened with the fake therapy? 967 00:49:10,303 --> 00:49:13,502 Any pretend breakthroughs? Any good performances? 968 00:49:13,512 --> 00:49:15,919 Nothing. Our therapist died. 969 00:49:15,929 --> 00:49:18,460 - What? - Metaphorically speaking. 970 00:49:18,470 --> 00:49:21,168 He smashed his teeth out in the pool. 971 00:49:21,178 --> 00:49:22,399 Oh, my God. 972 00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,711 Freud would have had a field day. 973 00:49:23,721 --> 00:49:25,293 Where you been? 974 00:49:25,303 --> 00:49:28,460 I was meeting about a prospective job. 975 00:49:28,470 --> 00:49:30,127 With your father's enemy? 976 00:49:30,137 --> 00:49:33,210 OK, I'm gonna go to bed. 977 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,127 I keep an eye on things, Siobhan. 978 00:49:35,137 --> 00:49:36,460 I keep an eye. 979 00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:38,127 What is that supposed to mean? 980 00:49:38,137 --> 00:49:39,460 I mean, I had a meeting. 981 00:49:39,470 --> 00:49:41,335 You do whatever the hell you like, 982 00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,002 on everything, forever... 983 00:49:43,012 --> 00:49:45,002 Why don't we chat this over in the morning? 984 00:49:45,012 --> 00:49:48,002 And he has to hear it from his so-called friends, 985 00:49:48,012 --> 00:49:50,877 on the phone, dripping poison in his ear. 986 00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:52,335 Fami-ly therapy! 987 00:49:52,345 --> 00:49:54,210 Kenny. 988 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:56,919 Fami-ly therapy! 989 00:49:56,929 --> 00:50:00,002 Fami-ly therapy! 990 00:50:00,012 --> 00:50:01,919 Hey, hey, hey! 991 00:50:01,929 --> 00:50:03,877 What up, motherfuckers! 992 00:50:03,887 --> 00:50:06,669 Sorry I'm late. What are we arguing about? 993 00:50:06,679 --> 00:50:09,419 - What's wrong with him? - Oh, where do we start? 994 00:50:09,429 --> 00:50:11,502 I'm off my nut, folks. 995 00:50:11,512 --> 00:50:14,168 - Off my fuckin' nut. - Oh, my God. 996 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,252 Like all the papers said. 997 00:50:16,262 --> 00:50:18,419 Your dreams have come true. Congratulations. 998 00:50:18,429 --> 00:50:21,043 Just so you know, I think things are good with the launch. 999 00:50:21,053 --> 00:50:24,252 - I talked to the guy... - He doesn't care. 1000 00:50:24,262 --> 00:50:26,502 He doesn't even fuckin' notice. 1001 00:50:26,512 --> 00:50:28,752 Dad, give him a high five. 1002 00:50:28,762 --> 00:50:30,502 Cone on. He's waiting. Dad? 1003 00:50:30,512 --> 00:50:33,335 You'd do that to me? Eavis. 1004 00:50:33,345 --> 00:50:36,085 The one senate member who wants to fuck me ragged. 1005 00:50:36,095 --> 00:50:38,210 On the same side as those animals 1006 00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:40,210 that hit me with a bag of piss. 1007 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,877 It's my work, Dad. You of all people ought to understand that. 1008 00:50:42,887 --> 00:50:45,168 Work? It's rebellion! Sabotage! 1009 00:50:45,178 --> 00:50:47,544 Yeah, of course, 'cause it's all about you. 1010 00:50:47,554 --> 00:50:51,502 Not that I might be in agreement with his points about the purchases, 1011 00:50:51,512 --> 00:50:53,043 or just maybe his whole philosophy. 1012 00:50:53,053 --> 00:50:54,544 Philosophy? 1013 00:50:54,554 --> 00:50:57,627 This is nothing but a miserable deliberate attempt 1014 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,877 to undermine my whole business strategy. 1015 00:50:59,887 --> 00:51:02,877 You don't have a business strategy, Dad. 1016 00:51:02,887 --> 00:51:07,544 Your whole business model is based on seducing presidents. 1017 00:51:07,554 --> 00:51:09,836 You're a really high-class hooker. 1018 00:51:09,846 --> 00:51:11,377 - No offense. - Hey. 1019 00:51:11,387 --> 00:51:12,669 Fuck off. 1020 00:51:12,679 --> 00:51:15,419 It's fine. My aunt's an addict. 1021 00:51:15,429 --> 00:51:17,419 It's been a long day. It's been really nice 1022 00:51:17,429 --> 00:51:19,210 getting to know you all a bit better. 1023 00:51:19,220 --> 00:51:21,210 - Good night. - Good night. 1024 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:24,585 I gotta say I feel a little bit used today, Pa. 1025 00:51:24,595 --> 00:51:27,293 Oh, for fuck's sake. Not you too. 1026 00:51:27,303 --> 00:51:29,377 Where we are and all that's happened, 1027 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,377 and then even tonight you have to go off and work? 1028 00:51:31,387 --> 00:51:33,752 I made some calls. Jesus. Can't you wait? 1029 00:51:33,762 --> 00:51:35,669 Can I wait for you to finish a few calls? 1030 00:51:35,679 --> 00:51:39,585 Yeah, I think so, Pa. I've had a bit of practice. 1031 00:51:39,595 --> 00:51:41,752 - Connor. - Quite a bit. 1032 00:51:41,762 --> 00:51:44,377 Connor, your father has been busy 1033 00:51:44,387 --> 00:51:46,168 dealing with these two traitors. 1034 00:51:46,178 --> 00:51:49,257 Disagreeing with Dad is not treason. 1035 00:51:49,268 --> 00:51:51,546 But trying to make one of his biggest enemies president 1036 00:51:51,557 --> 00:51:53,077 is kind of a "fuck you." 1037 00:51:53,304 --> 00:51:55,419 Oh, hey, Dad. Dad. 1038 00:51:55,429 --> 00:51:57,794 I like those stories you planted about me. 1039 00:51:57,804 --> 00:51:59,585 That was... 1040 00:51:59,595 --> 00:52:02,168 - Yes. You forced my hand. - There it is. 1041 00:52:02,178 --> 00:52:05,502 Yes! And he's fuckin' lucky that was all. 1042 00:52:05,512 --> 00:52:08,585 What you kids do not understand, 1043 00:52:08,595 --> 00:52:10,335 it's all part of the game. 1044 00:52:10,345 --> 00:52:11,919 Oh, it's all part of the game. 1045 00:52:11,929 --> 00:52:13,836 Come on, everybody. 1046 00:52:13,846 --> 00:52:16,961 It's a rootin'-tooti" super fuckin' fun game 1047 00:52:16,971 --> 00:52:18,711 for all the family! 1048 00:52:18,721 --> 00:52:20,335 Step right up! 1049 00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:24,043 You run towards politics to prove that you're your own man. 1050 00:52:24,053 --> 00:52:27,085 Fine. But that's not principle. 1051 00:52:27,095 --> 00:52:29,627 You're scared to compete. 1052 00:52:29,637 --> 00:52:32,210 You're marrying a man fathoms beneath you 1053 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:35,544 because you don't want to risk being betrayed. 1054 00:52:35,554 --> 00:52:37,345 You're a fucking coward. 1055 00:52:39,178 --> 00:52:41,002 Wow. 1056 00:52:41,012 --> 00:52:43,012 Wow, you are just beyond. 1057 00:52:49,053 --> 00:52:52,085 You know... I was born lucky. 1058 00:52:52,095 --> 00:52:54,585 I'm a lucky person. 1059 00:52:54,595 --> 00:52:57,627 I realize that. 1060 00:52:57,637 --> 00:53:00,919 And you're so fuckin' jealous, aren't you? 1061 00:53:00,929 --> 00:53:05,168 You're so fuckin' jealous of what you've given your own kids. 1062 00:53:05,178 --> 00:53:07,502 You can't handle it. 1063 00:53:07,512 --> 00:53:09,669 You c... You can't work it out. 1064 00:53:09,679 --> 00:53:12,335 If I had spoken to my uncle like that... 1065 00:53:12,345 --> 00:53:14,836 What? Hmm? What would evil Uncle Noah do? 1066 00:53:14,846 --> 00:53:17,711 Calling your daughter a coward till she cries? 1067 00:53:17,721 --> 00:53:20,210 - Big man. - Logan. Logan. Logan. 1068 00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:22,554 Logan. Logan! 1069 00:53:24,637 --> 00:53:28,210 You are a fucking nobody. 1070 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:30,053 Fuckin' nobody. 1071 00:54:41,472 --> 00:54:42,735 - As always. - Good to see you. 1072 00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:44,085 I'm sorry. You know. 1073 00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:45,794 - No. It's fine. - Well... 1074 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,337 you know, it wasn't great. 1075 00:54:47,348 --> 00:54:48,669 But you had some fun, right? 1076 00:54:48,679 --> 00:54:49,919 - Yeah. - You had some fun here? 1077 00:54:49,929 --> 00:54:53,002 - OK. You come back and see me? - Yeah. 1078 00:54:53,012 --> 00:54:54,579 - It was really fun. - Buddy, I'm sorry. 1079 00:54:54,590 --> 00:54:55,752 - No, don't. - It was just such a drag. 1080 00:54:55,762 --> 00:54:57,252 No, no. It was good fun. 1081 00:54:57,262 --> 00:54:59,127 - You had some fun, right? - Yeah, absolutely. 1082 00:54:59,137 --> 00:55:01,637 - All right, bye. - OK. Bye. 1083 00:55:03,345 --> 00:55:05,178 Bye-bye. - Call me. 1084 00:55:12,971 --> 00:55:15,794 It's funny, I wanted 'em all here. 1085 00:55:15,804 --> 00:55:18,627 But I feel relieved they're starting to go. 1086 00:55:20,387 --> 00:55:23,012 It'll be nicer when it's just us. 1087 00:55:25,387 --> 00:55:27,836 How far is it to a Starbucks? 1088 00:55:27,846 --> 00:55:30,846 - I have pods. - OK. Great. 1089 00:56:05,429 --> 00:56:07,220 That's it. There you go. 1090 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:28,262 All right. 1091 00:56:46,901 --> 00:56:50,204 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com -