1 00:01:46,199 --> 00:01:48,155 It's a pretty great view, huh? 2 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,441 I mean, out there. Not me. 3 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,684 Where are we at, Bob? 4 00:02:04,306 --> 00:02:07,344 Excuse me, I— I'm actually not even here. 5 00:02:08,718 --> 00:02:12,756 - You're at 5.3? - Correct. 6 00:02:12,838 --> 00:02:14,046 And I think 7 00:02:14,129 --> 00:02:16,252 we can live with that. 8 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:17,334 Yeah? 9 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:19,249 Yeah. 10 00:02:19,332 --> 00:02:22,288 - Uh-huh. - Bob: It's a fair price. 11 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:23,703 Well, I don't know about that. 12 00:02:23,786 --> 00:02:26,450 You'll have 70 local TV stations. 13 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:28,947 Buy in Sandy, you're King Kong of local. 14 00:02:29,031 --> 00:02:32,444 The kid knows. The kid's smart. 15 00:02:36,065 --> 00:02:37,647 Are we good? 16 00:02:39,853 --> 00:02:41,227 Give us five minutes. 17 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:43,807 We'll set you up with a room. 18 00:03:01,872 --> 00:03:03,621 Good, right? Is it whiskey time? 19 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,661 Shut the fuck up. 20 00:03:05,744 --> 00:03:08,533 - Uh, it's a good price. - What the fuck's going on? 21 00:03:08,616 --> 00:03:12,029 He's selling me things I want at a fair price? 22 00:03:12,113 --> 00:03:14,443 So what's next? Fellatio? 23 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,941 I think he just wants out, fast. 24 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,939 If he does, we fuck him. 25 00:03:19,022 --> 00:03:21,145 I think we did just fuck him. 26 00:03:22,893 --> 00:03:24,101 He's smiling. 27 00:03:24,184 --> 00:03:25,516 It's no good if he's smiling. 28 00:03:25,599 --> 00:03:27,597 Well, objectively, 29 00:03:27,681 --> 00:03:28,887 I mean, if we get what we want 30 00:03:28,971 --> 00:03:30,760 and he gets what he wants— 31 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:31,842 You screw them out. 32 00:03:31,926 --> 00:03:33,175 You chisel them out. 33 00:03:33,258 --> 00:03:34,798 You fuckin' hurt them. 34 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,295 And then you watch them squeal. 35 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:40,001 I like hurting human beings as much as the next guy, 36 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:42,249 but, Dad, this is really fucking good. 37 00:03:42,332 --> 00:03:45,454 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 38 00:03:45,537 --> 00:03:48,784 Oh, Dad, no, that's— it's insulting. 39 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:51,490 Walk him to the elevator and tell him 4.9. 40 00:03:51,573 --> 00:03:52,780 Gerri, you do it. 41 00:03:52,863 --> 00:03:54,154 You, fuck off. 42 00:03:54,237 --> 00:03:56,276 If you can't do it, fuck off! 43 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,525 All right. 44 00:03:57,609 --> 00:04:00,522 Just text on your phone, ya bendy fuck. 45 00:04:02,687 --> 00:04:04,560 Really just warms the walls. 46 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:05,975 - Greg. - Hey. 47 00:04:06,059 --> 00:04:08,972 - Ow! Dude. - Yo. Whoa whoa. 48 00:04:09,056 --> 00:04:10,845 - Yeah, yeah. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 49 00:04:10,929 --> 00:04:12,219 Are you OK? 50 00:04:12,302 --> 00:04:14,300 What? Oh, that? That was nothing. 51 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:16,049 Sometimes you gotta play possum, ya know? 52 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:17,713 Let him punch it out till he gets tired, 53 00:04:17,796 --> 00:04:19,253 and then you go in for the kill. 54 00:04:19,337 --> 00:04:21,002 Right, nice. Listen, hold on. 55 00:04:21,085 --> 00:04:22,626 - Yeah. - How's Kendall doin'? 56 00:04:22,708 --> 00:04:24,290 He's blowing you off too? 57 00:04:24,373 --> 00:04:26,829 Last time I saw him he was smoking crank with some mole men, 58 00:04:26,913 --> 00:04:28,494 but that was like a month ago. 59 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:31,159 - He's hustlin'. - Yeah, right. VCing? 60 00:04:31,241 --> 00:04:33,281 I may be seeing him this weekend. If he shows. 61 00:04:33,364 --> 00:04:35,362 - Oh, yeah? - Aw, fuck. 62 00:04:35,446 --> 00:04:38,610 Dude, I don't suppose you know a coke dealer in Prague, do you? 63 00:04:38,692 --> 00:04:40,690 Ah, probably. Yeah. Why? 64 00:04:40,773 --> 00:04:42,564 Tom Wams' bachelor party. 65 00:04:42,647 --> 00:04:45,352 "And if he doesn't show—" I don't have time for this. 66 00:04:45,436 --> 00:04:49,848 Hey, let me tell you something, dude. Fuck Prague. 67 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:52,554 My girlfriend and her fuckin' freak dogs 68 00:04:52,637 --> 00:04:55,384 run these— You ever heard of these parties, Rhomboid? 69 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:56,799 Bullshit. 70 00:04:56,883 --> 00:04:57,965 I'm tellin' ya. I'm fuckin' cool. 71 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,255 You don't understand. 72 00:04:59,338 --> 00:05:00,629 Why, because you have a nipple ring 73 00:05:00,712 --> 00:05:02,419 and simply will not stop going on about it? 74 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,042 It's better than telling everyone you're down with Dre 75 00:05:04,126 --> 00:05:05,999 because he sends you cereal bars at Christmas. 76 00:05:06,082 --> 00:05:07,455 Fuck you. I have a reputation. 77 00:05:07,539 --> 00:05:09,203 I can't take my crew to watch some art pricks 78 00:05:09,287 --> 00:05:11,201 dance around in bowler hats and twizzle their mustaches 79 00:05:11,285 --> 00:05:12,825 out of time to the beats. 80 00:05:12,908 --> 00:05:14,781 Are you done? You know who else will be there? 81 00:05:14,865 --> 00:05:16,238 Sandy Furness. 82 00:05:16,321 --> 00:05:17,987 Fuck off. 83 00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:19,193 I'm tellin' you. 84 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:21,941 Bleahh. He goes to that kind of thing? 85 00:05:22,024 --> 00:05:23,523 I know, right? But he is sitting 86 00:05:23,606 --> 00:05:26,603 on the other half of your dad's dream deal. 87 00:05:26,686 --> 00:05:29,142 Packet of 50 more local stations. 88 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:33,513 Come to the party, get him to sell, 89 00:05:33,596 --> 00:05:34,845 and trust me when I say this, 90 00:05:34,928 --> 00:05:38,092 you will become the number one son. 91 00:05:38,174 --> 00:05:39,840 Sandy... goes? Jesus. 92 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,129 Yeah. Get me those names and I'll get you on that list. 93 00:05:42,212 --> 00:05:45,584 And one more thing: bring Kendall, OK? 94 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,499 I need to patch things up with him. 95 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,900 Oh, fuck yeah. 96 00:06:06,188 --> 00:06:07,686 - What do you think? - Yeah. 97 00:06:16,969 --> 00:06:19,175 Hey, bro, can you turn up the bass in the back? 98 00:06:19,258 --> 00:06:21,631 - Louder. 99 00:06:24,087 --> 00:06:25,919 - You feelin' good? - What? 100 00:06:26,002 --> 00:06:28,582 - You're good? - Yeah, I'm great. 101 00:06:28,665 --> 00:06:30,372 I'm psyched. 102 00:06:31,788 --> 00:06:33,619 - Nice and loose, yeah, Frank? - Yeah. 103 00:06:33,702 --> 00:06:36,283 Try not to drag yourself in there 104 00:06:36,366 --> 00:06:38,156 like the world's oldest man. 105 00:06:40,362 --> 00:06:41,611 I'll try. 106 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:43,734 Frank. Kendall. 107 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:45,940 - This is Dust. - Hey, man. 108 00:06:46,024 --> 00:06:47,897 Hey. Great to connect. 109 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:51,435 Love the name, by the way. Very... funky. 110 00:06:51,518 --> 00:06:54,474 Sorry, please excuse Captain fuckin' Be-Bop here. 111 00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:55,722 Hey, how's it goin'? 112 00:06:55,805 --> 00:06:57,720 Cool earrings. Very Bauhaus. 113 00:06:57,803 --> 00:06:59,510 Big fan of what you guys do. 114 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,674 Fuckin' sweet chili sauce. 115 00:07:01,758 --> 00:07:05,545 Thanks. Uh, likewise. 116 00:07:07,543 --> 00:07:09,916 Angela, you want to spin us through the pitch deck? 117 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,956 - Sure. So— - Kendall: That's OK. 118 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:13,662 I don't need to hear the pitch. 119 00:07:13,746 --> 00:07:16,326 I've been through the deck, and I get it. 120 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:20,448 Basically, you buy a painting from some art student in a basement, 121 00:07:20,530 --> 00:07:23,777 jack up the price, sell it to some Morgan Stanley sex pest, 122 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:26,524 and you, me, and the student all get rich. Right? 123 00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:31,769 We're interested in increasing the reach of young artists. 124 00:07:31,853 --> 00:07:33,892 And the democratization of art. 125 00:07:33,976 --> 00:07:35,974 No, absolutely. I get it. 126 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:39,429 You're providing a platform to marginalized talent, 127 00:07:39,511 --> 00:07:41,468 the next generation of artists. 128 00:07:41,551 --> 00:07:45,172 I'm just telling you how it works from the outside, to the sharks. 129 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,337 Maybe we can talk about funding cycles. 130 00:07:47,421 --> 00:07:50,001 Sure. We've worked out a plan 131 00:07:50,084 --> 00:07:52,124 for the first year after the launch— 132 00:07:52,207 --> 00:07:54,705 I'm sorry. Can I just say something? 133 00:07:54,788 --> 00:07:56,619 Uh... 134 00:07:56,703 --> 00:07:58,118 so, I— I— I— 135 00:07:58,201 --> 00:08:01,073 I got these sneakers... 136 00:08:01,156 --> 00:08:03,696 on the way down here because, uh, 137 00:08:03,779 --> 00:08:05,819 I thought— I don't know what I thought, 138 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:08,982 I thought you'd all be dressed like fuckin' Bjork, 139 00:08:09,065 --> 00:08:13,602 and I wanted to, uh, make an impression. 140 00:08:13,686 --> 00:08:17,349 Um, so, I'm a jackass, um, 141 00:08:17,432 --> 00:08:20,512 the truth is, I don't know anything about art. 142 00:08:20,595 --> 00:08:24,633 What I do know is how to monetize your concept 143 00:08:24,716 --> 00:08:27,630 and achieve the scale it deserves. 144 00:08:27,713 --> 00:08:30,502 Don't sell your soul to some monolith. 145 00:08:30,585 --> 00:08:32,667 We're boutique, we're light on our feet, 146 00:08:32,750 --> 00:08:36,621 we're not the Gang of Four, we're the fuckin' Rebel Alliance. 147 00:08:36,704 --> 00:08:39,576 I'm a good guy, who knows the bad guys, 148 00:08:39,660 --> 00:08:43,114 I've got reach, and I will fight for you every fuckin' day. 149 00:08:43,198 --> 00:08:45,986 I'm the asshole who can be your Warhol. 150 00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:48,859 And, uh... yeah, I just thought of that, 151 00:08:48,942 --> 00:08:51,357 so apparently I do know a little bit about art. 152 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,935 So... what? 153 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:57,600 Talk to me. What do I need to do? 154 00:08:57,683 --> 00:09:00,348 Do I need to take off my dopey sneakers? 155 00:09:00,430 --> 00:09:02,262 - Kara: No. - I will. Seriously, 156 00:09:02,346 --> 00:09:04,010 I'll throw them out the fuckin' window right now. 157 00:09:04,093 --> 00:09:07,341 - They're not bad. - I'm taking 'em off. 158 00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:09,630 - Here. Ilhan, have 'em. - Ilhan: I'll trade you. 159 00:09:09,713 --> 00:09:11,628 - Frank: Whoo! - OK? 160 00:09:11,711 --> 00:09:13,417 Can we talk now? 161 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,457 Oh, shit. 162 00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:19,078 Sh— 163 00:09:21,868 --> 00:09:23,449 Sor— Um, so, 164 00:09:23,532 --> 00:09:25,864 what do you think— Miss? 165 00:09:25,946 --> 00:09:27,695 Uh, betw— You know— 166 00:09:27,778 --> 00:09:29,401 Sorry, I— I'm— 167 00:09:29,484 --> 00:09:32,732 I'm somewhat between the devil and the deep blue sea here, 168 00:09:32,815 --> 00:09:36,477 because my boss downstairs is waiting, 169 00:09:36,561 --> 00:09:39,433 and my boss upstairs is him, you know, 170 00:09:39,516 --> 00:09:41,348 so I've been here three and a half hours. 171 00:09:41,431 --> 00:09:43,179 What do you think? What do you— 172 00:09:43,263 --> 00:09:45,677 - Do you want— 173 00:09:48,882 --> 00:09:51,171 Yes, sir. 174 00:09:51,255 --> 00:09:53,336 I'll send him in. 175 00:09:53,419 --> 00:09:55,293 Thank you. 176 00:09:56,541 --> 00:09:57,914 At long last. 177 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:03,826 It's the wheel, it's... doin' its thing. 178 00:10:04,866 --> 00:10:06,447 Oh, yeah. It's buffering. 179 00:10:06,531 --> 00:10:09,444 You could try knocking it down to low— low quality? 180 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:10,860 Hmm. Go ahead. 181 00:10:12,858 --> 00:10:14,565 Yeah, just... 182 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:19,269 It's a... heckuva good head of hair on ya there. 183 00:10:19,351 --> 00:10:23,265 I think it's the maternal side that it's carried on, so... 184 00:10:23,347 --> 00:10:25,387 So I hear you and the boys 185 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:28,592 are heading out for Tom's bachelor party. 186 00:10:28,676 --> 00:10:30,715 Yes. That's correct. 187 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:33,088 Roman's arranging, Prague has been mentioned. 188 00:10:33,171 --> 00:10:35,460 Gil Eavis I will tell you this much. 189 00:10:35,544 --> 00:10:39,456 I believe Logan Roy is a pernicious influence 190 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:40,622 on our culture. 191 00:10:40,705 --> 00:10:42,453 He is, to be frank, 192 00:10:42,537 --> 00:10:45,742 - Man, what— a jack— jackhole. - a cancer to American values. 193 00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,615 I don't take these words lightly... 194 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:49,363 Yeah, well, he just lost my vote. 195 00:10:52,901 --> 00:10:54,733 Uh, listen to me. 196 00:10:54,816 --> 00:10:58,271 Um... do me a favor. 197 00:10:58,354 --> 00:11:02,600 Can you make sure that Kendall doesn't come back in a box? 198 00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:04,598 - OK. - Yeah, I... 199 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:06,596 I don't want him showing up dead 200 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:08,594 at the bottom of some French fag's pool. 201 00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:11,508 Oh, no, absolutely. None of us do. 202 00:11:11,591 --> 00:11:13,756 Keep an eye on him for me. 203 00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:16,628 Is this something you can do for me? 204 00:11:16,711 --> 00:11:19,167 - Mm-hmm. - I hear he's been, uh, 205 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,289 wetting his beak. 206 00:11:22,705 --> 00:11:23,787 Yes, sir. 207 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,826 Um, in which case, 208 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:27,617 would now be a convenient time 209 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,529 to talk with you about, like, a lateral shift 210 00:11:31,613 --> 00:11:34,693 in terms of my position at the company? 211 00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:37,607 Because I'd like to move on from Parks 212 00:11:37,690 --> 00:11:40,021 and into, for example, Digital? 213 00:11:40,104 --> 00:11:44,142 I don't want to mention any names, because I— 214 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:48,180 But the culture there, it borders on the personally abusive at times. 215 00:11:48,262 --> 00:11:50,094 Tom? 216 00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,384 Oh, Tom. 217 00:11:51,468 --> 00:11:53,549 I didn't know he had it in him. 218 00:11:53,632 --> 00:11:55,672 He can be pretty able in that department. 219 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:58,461 But what I'm doing, sir, is I'm flagging to you 220 00:11:58,544 --> 00:12:00,584 that I'm thirsty for the next chapter. 221 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:05,079 Well, you take care of this for me, and perhaps we'll talk. 222 00:12:05,163 --> 00:12:07,577 OK? Done? Are we done? 223 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,949 Muchly appreciated. 224 00:12:10,032 --> 00:12:12,114 "Muchly"? 225 00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:13,778 Time's up. 226 00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:18,441 Time's up for the big media operations that poison... 227 00:12:18,524 --> 00:12:21,271 - Have you seen this? - ATN spot. 228 00:12:23,019 --> 00:12:24,309 I guess we do, right? 229 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,432 You're gonna stand there? 230 00:12:27,515 --> 00:12:29,013 In my air space? 231 00:12:31,594 --> 00:12:33,426 I'm re-reading it. 232 00:12:33,509 --> 00:12:35,881 - For context. - You're CCed. 233 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,505 the power that one man wields. 234 00:12:37,588 --> 00:12:41,127 We can't let these monopolistic practices go unchecked 235 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,166 simply because we're too afraid 236 00:12:43,249 --> 00:12:47,121 of the power that one man wields. 237 00:12:47,203 --> 00:12:51,990 Waystar Royco is a cancer at the heart of America. 238 00:12:52,074 --> 00:12:53,780 I can't believe I'm getting paid to call my dad names. 239 00:12:53,863 --> 00:12:55,029 It's so cathartic. 240 00:12:55,113 --> 00:12:57,568 Logan Roy is out of control... 241 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,982 You really think he should do ATN? 242 00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:02,938 Yeah. Sure. Into the lion's den. 243 00:13:03,021 --> 00:13:04,686 He'll attack them, 244 00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:08,307 righteous, Old Testament, anti-capitalist Gil, 245 00:13:08,391 --> 00:13:10,930 and they'll attack us, "There's a Red in the bed," 246 00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:13,095 they get the viewers and we get the base fired up. 247 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:15,051 No one's mind's getting changed, then once we're through the primaries, 248 00:13:15,134 --> 00:13:17,132 - we pivot to center. - Except Gil won't pivot. 249 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:19,338 - Gil: I say no! - I'll get him to pivot. 250 00:13:19,421 --> 00:13:21,752 I say no more! 251 00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:28,121 - Hello? - Tom: Hey, Shiv, it's me! 252 00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:30,785 - Shiv: Tom, sweetheart. - So listen, 253 00:13:30,868 --> 00:13:32,699 something's afoot, 254 00:13:32,783 --> 00:13:35,073 because we've arrived at the drop-off point 255 00:13:35,155 --> 00:13:36,529 for my bachelor party. 256 00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:38,943 Seems there's been a change of plan, 257 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,941 and I'm pretty sure I'm being pranked. 258 00:13:41,025 --> 00:13:42,148 What's happening, Roman? 259 00:13:42,231 --> 00:13:43,272 Hold your tingling wiener. 260 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,896 All will be clear soon. 261 00:13:44,979 --> 00:13:47,435 I don't think you understand how disruptive it is 262 00:13:47,518 --> 00:13:49,017 to be changing the itinerary at this late stage. 263 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,473 I don't know what's gonna happen, 264 00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:56,259 but I've got a feeling it's liable to get a little disgusting. 265 00:13:56,343 --> 00:13:58,466 I don't think you're supposed to be telling me this. 266 00:13:58,549 --> 00:13:59,631 I know, I just 267 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,129 wanted to flag it, and, you know, 268 00:14:01,212 --> 00:14:03,668 calm the qualms, because I, for one, would never— 269 00:14:03,752 --> 00:14:05,417 Tom, it's one night, 270 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,583 we're both adults, 271 00:14:06,665 --> 00:14:08,040 just enjoy yourself, OK? 272 00:14:08,122 --> 00:14:11,161 Aw, Shiv, honey badger. 273 00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:13,617 God, I want to dock myself inside you 274 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,115 so much right now. 275 00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:17,530 Yeah. OK. I love you too, Tom. 276 00:14:21,484 --> 00:14:23,232 OK. 277 00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:25,105 Now he deigns to join us. 278 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:30,600 - You're late. - Kendall: Yeah, sorry. 279 00:14:30,683 --> 00:14:34,346 I've been a little busy revolutionizing tech financing. 280 00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:35,720 On coke. 281 00:14:36,969 --> 00:14:39,924 Hey, hope not. What up? 282 00:14:40,008 --> 00:14:43,129 So, who wants to fuck a hobo? 283 00:14:44,752 --> 00:14:47,666 No? All right, 284 00:14:47,749 --> 00:14:49,206 then let's party. Down there. 285 00:14:50,705 --> 00:14:52,287 What— No— 286 00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,493 We're going to a party in the tunnel? 287 00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:56,740 OK. No, relax, we're not going 288 00:14:56,824 --> 00:14:58,197 to a party in a tunnel. 289 00:14:58,281 --> 00:14:59,612 This is just a ruse. 290 00:14:59,696 --> 00:15:00,820 What is this, some pop-up shit? 291 00:15:00,903 --> 00:15:03,109 Am I gonna need my central Europe coat? 292 00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:05,773 Romey, I'm wearing flight socks and my TSA slippers. 293 00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:07,646 I know what you're doing right now, OK? 294 00:15:07,729 --> 00:15:09,978 I'm being lured into a tunnel 295 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:12,724 and then next thing, I'm gonna wake up in Belgium 296 00:15:12,808 --> 00:15:14,889 with no frickin' eyebrows! 297 00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:18,593 Um, you probably want to dump your luggage in the car. 298 00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:19,842 Oh, shit. Um... 299 00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:21,590 fellas. 300 00:15:21,674 --> 00:15:24,088 Sorry, it's actually a really tight guest list. 301 00:15:24,171 --> 00:15:26,044 Oh— Roman. 302 00:15:26,127 --> 00:15:27,626 - Yeah. - It's Matt and Jonas. 303 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,290 If the Fly Guys aren't on the— They flew in! 304 00:15:30,374 --> 00:15:31,914 - Roman. - Relax, OK? 305 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,620 We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna first-wave it, 306 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,660 we'll call you once we're inside, all right? 307 00:15:35,743 --> 00:15:38,740 You know what? Go get some coffees on me. 308 00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:42,111 Thanks, we're good. I can buy coffee. 309 00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:43,735 All right, let's go! 310 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,942 Oh, God! 311 00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:48,772 I— 312 00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:50,770 I can't just leave the Fly Guys. 313 00:15:50,853 --> 00:15:52,809 That's the Fly Guy code. 314 00:15:52,893 --> 00:15:55,681 Uh, OK, just leave your phones on, 315 00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:59,053 - and I'll call ya. - All right. 316 00:16:02,217 --> 00:16:04,381 - Five minutes! - It's on. 317 00:16:06,879 --> 00:16:08,461 Oh-ho-ho, man! 318 00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:11,916 Roman. What the fuck have you got planned for me, man? 319 00:16:11,998 --> 00:16:14,746 - No, seriously, 320 00:16:14,829 --> 00:16:16,119 what have you got planned? 321 00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:18,658 Tom, Prague fell through, 322 00:16:18,742 --> 00:16:21,114 and I was fuckin' busy, 323 00:16:21,198 --> 00:16:23,237 and I didn't have time to plan 324 00:16:23,321 --> 00:16:25,610 the hot air balloon to Monaco. 325 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,358 OK. Hot air balloon? 326 00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:29,440 - Yeah. - That would have been nice. 327 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,103 Whoa, dude! Oh, my God, that's a dead rat. 328 00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:34,601 You guys, this is a disaster on the footwear front. 329 00:16:34,684 --> 00:16:35,892 Can I change? 330 00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:37,848 It's a dead rat. Who gives a shit? 331 00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,888 Yeah, fine, thank you, just keep goin'. 332 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:42,634 - We'll be here. - All right, see you over there. 333 00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:44,924 Are you gonna be OK around all the booze 334 00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:46,797 and the coke and shit? 335 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,171 'Cause I can just make sure no one does it around you. 336 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:49,544 - I'll be fine. - Yeah? 337 00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:51,251 - Thanks, bro. - Yeah. Of course. 338 00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:52,833 Wait up! 339 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,996 Jesus fuckin' Christ, it's a dead rat. Relax. 340 00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:57,786 I hear you're doin' apps. 341 00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:59,326 Yeah. Uh-huh. 342 00:16:59,410 --> 00:17:00,783 I'm incubating. 343 00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:04,113 I'm rebalancing away from crypto into eco. 344 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,986 Sounds... futuristico. 345 00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:07,568 Yeah, it's good. 346 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,524 It's better than being carried around in Dad's pockets 347 00:17:09,607 --> 00:17:10,815 like fuckin' Stuart Little. 348 00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:12,729 They're nice pockets. 349 00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,519 Spacious. 350 00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:15,685 How is he? 351 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,182 He's— I mean, you know. 352 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:23,386 Actually, he's... he's got me overseeing 353 00:17:23,468 --> 00:17:25,883 the satellite launch out of Tanegashima. 354 00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:27,340 Spaceship? 355 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:30,628 Yeah. Plus I'm heading up the local deal. 356 00:17:30,711 --> 00:17:32,418 Bob Galpin is selling 357 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:34,624 and, uh, I knocked it out of the park, 358 00:17:34,707 --> 00:17:35,956 which is nice. 359 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:37,413 Good for you, bro. 360 00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:41,617 Yeah. Guess I finally broke out of the cage. 361 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:44,489 Can't keep a good dog down, right, Ken? 362 00:17:45,613 --> 00:17:48,693 Abandon all hope ye who enter. 363 00:17:58,809 --> 00:18:01,806 Ooh, is this real? Is this a real corridor? 364 00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:03,428 Are we goin' to an airfield? 365 00:18:03,512 --> 00:18:04,761 Hey, Greg, did I tell you that Willa 366 00:18:04,844 --> 00:18:06,009 - moved out to Austerlitz? - Oh? 367 00:18:06,093 --> 00:18:07,758 Yeah, she loves how quiet it is. 368 00:18:07,841 --> 00:18:09,589 She didn't think she would, but she does. 369 00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,628 So I for one won't be engaging in any debauchery. 370 00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:14,293 Roman Roy and guests? 371 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:15,583 That is correct. 372 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:18,081 - Welcome to Rhomboid. - Thank you. 373 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:21,244 Oh, yeah. Boys, we're pouching our phones. 374 00:18:21,328 --> 00:18:23,367 Hey, wait! Is this it? 375 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,531 Is this actually where I'm going to have my bachelor party? 376 00:18:25,615 --> 00:18:29,111 Why is it so wet? I think there's a big leak somewhere. 377 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:31,151 I've been living on central European time 378 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,608 for 48 hours to ease the transition. 379 00:18:32,691 --> 00:18:34,439 I'm gonna be ready for breakfast soon. 380 00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:37,228 I don't know if this is the kind of party with a lot of food. 381 00:18:37,312 --> 00:18:39,018 Roman, I'm sorry, is this where I'm having my bachelor party? 382 00:18:39,101 --> 00:18:41,474 Roman, how are you, man? 383 00:18:41,557 --> 00:18:43,722 Ken. Long time. 384 00:18:45,179 --> 00:18:46,469 Are we good? 385 00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:50,132 You're my third-oldest friend. 386 00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,255 You fucked me like a tied goat. 387 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,336 - We're great. - No, yeah, 388 00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:56,500 you're goin' the right way. Keep goin' straight. 389 00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,663 - Kendall, I was gonna say. - Yeah? 390 00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:01,911 If you need anything tonight, 391 00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:03,452 bottle of water, soft drink, 392 00:19:03,535 --> 00:19:05,783 whatever, I'm gonna be your mule. 393 00:19:05,866 --> 00:19:08,613 Actually, you know what? I need something a little off-menu. 394 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:10,195 See if you can find me some ketamine. 395 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,943 I don't know what that is. 396 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,191 Is Sandy here? When do we sit? 397 00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:16,397 Yeah, yeah, all things in time. 398 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,104 Right here. 399 00:19:19,852 --> 00:19:21,059 Sorry. 400 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:27,678 Oh, well. Now I'm sure it's gonna be great. Thanks, Roman. 401 00:19:27,761 --> 00:19:30,134 What did you expect? Why'd you even ask me, Tom? 402 00:19:30,217 --> 00:19:32,381 Thought you'd rise to the occasion. 403 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,878 Well, clearly I haven't risen to the occasion. 404 00:19:40,998 --> 00:19:43,412 Gents, have a great fuckin' night. 405 00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,908 Dmitri, how are you? 406 00:19:46,992 --> 00:19:49,572 Hey, Kendall. I'll find you, all right? 407 00:19:51,903 --> 00:19:54,442 OK. This is it. 408 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,274 Yeah? Cool, right? 409 00:19:56,357 --> 00:19:59,729 Is it cool, or is it, like, total fucking bullshit? 410 00:19:59,812 --> 00:20:01,394 Well, what is it? What is it? 411 00:20:01,477 --> 00:20:03,433 It's a physical fun palace. 412 00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,847 It's basically, if you're into it, and she's into it, 413 00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,055 it's all good. 414 00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:08,761 Look at this fucking guy with the bird mask 415 00:20:08,844 --> 00:20:09,843 like Eyes Wide Shut. 416 00:20:09,927 --> 00:20:11,425 Oh, wow. Eyes w— 417 00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:14,131 Wait, is this— is this gonna be an orgy? 418 00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:16,629 - Roman: No. - This is not gonna be an orgy? 419 00:20:16,712 --> 00:20:19,668 Greg, it's not 1997. It's not this, it's not that. 420 00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:21,666 Don't be so binary, Mr. Betamax. 421 00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:23,955 Is it gonna be like a little bit of an orgy? 422 00:20:24,038 --> 00:20:25,994 It's basically a collective of hot people— 423 00:20:26,078 --> 00:20:27,534 and Connor— at a party. 424 00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,407 And a monkey dressed as an astronaut, apparently. 425 00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:31,614 It's whatever you want it to be. 426 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:34,277 It's a fucking sand pit for emergent behavior. 427 00:20:34,361 --> 00:20:36,567 OK, OK, holy shit. So— OK. OK. 428 00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:39,522 So, does that mean we're able to... fuck here? 429 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,311 Yeah. Hey, Ken, what do you think of the pussycat? On it? 430 00:20:42,394 --> 00:20:45,225 No, not me. Business is my fucking. 431 00:20:45,308 --> 00:20:48,263 Great. I'll find you a Bloomberg terminal to stick your dick in. 432 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:51,053 Well, I'm out. In a relationship. Girlfriend! 433 00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:53,467 I gotta say, Roman, this is looking promising. 434 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:54,798 This is looking really promising! 435 00:20:54,882 --> 00:20:56,838 See? Have a little faith. 436 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,462 There's areas, though, right? 437 00:20:58,545 --> 00:21:00,834 Neutral areas in terms of not being, you know, 438 00:21:00,918 --> 00:21:02,957 compulsory to do sex stuff? 439 00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,871 No, Greg. If you refuse, they cut your dick off. 440 00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:08,368 What did I just say? It's very consensual. 441 00:21:12,697 --> 00:21:14,654 Angela. 442 00:21:14,737 --> 00:21:16,818 - Angela? 443 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:19,815 Angela. Angela. 444 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,106 Yo. Dust. 445 00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:22,812 - Oh. Fuck. - Hey. What's up? 446 00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:24,685 Yeah, hey, what's happening? 447 00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:27,558 Here we are in a fuckin' warehouse 448 00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:30,513 - in Sunset Park or whatever. - Yeah. 449 00:21:30,597 --> 00:21:32,261 I feel like this is synchronicity. 450 00:21:32,344 --> 00:21:35,550 Yeah? Like the universe is telling us something. 451 00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:38,880 Yeah. We really appreciated you coming to see us. 452 00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:40,628 Yeah, yeah, totally, 453 00:21:40,711 --> 00:21:42,667 I'm super-excited. 454 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,832 Yeah. Totally. Me too. 455 00:21:44,915 --> 00:21:48,703 OK, well, fuck, yeah. Excellent. All right. 456 00:21:48,786 --> 00:21:51,534 All right. Good to see you. 457 00:21:51,617 --> 00:21:52,824 Yeah. 458 00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:59,650 You know, I was thinking, 459 00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,149 maybe one wine, one water, 460 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,729 as like an informal rule for the group? 461 00:22:03,813 --> 00:22:06,269 Also, uh, they have risotto balls. 462 00:22:06,352 --> 00:22:08,641 Like, they're soakers. Super-soakers. 463 00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:10,598 - Ketamine. - Tom: Greg! Greg! 464 00:22:10,681 --> 00:22:13,761 Got you one. Come on, man, it's goin' off tonight! 465 00:22:13,845 --> 00:22:15,593 We should talk to some girls. 466 00:22:15,676 --> 00:22:18,091 Little tip: Ask 'em where they were on 9/11. 467 00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:21,504 If they don't know, they could be under 21. 468 00:22:21,587 --> 00:22:23,086 Well, Shiv gave me a hall pass. 469 00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:25,084 'Cause we're adults. Apparently. 470 00:22:25,166 --> 00:22:28,955 I'm gonna blow my load like multiple times. 471 00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:33,076 Wow. So— And Shiv has that same arrangement? 472 00:22:33,158 --> 00:22:35,614 She's an adult too, so... 473 00:22:35,697 --> 00:22:37,530 What? No, no. 474 00:22:37,612 --> 00:22:39,111 Well, yeah, sure. 475 00:22:39,194 --> 00:22:41,317 I mean, I don't know, Greg. It's not a competition. 476 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,816 No, no, no. That's cool. 477 00:22:42,899 --> 00:22:44,439 I'm sure you guys have it all figured out. 478 00:22:44,523 --> 00:22:47,269 - Connor: Romey, what is this? - Molly. Happy pills. 479 00:22:47,353 --> 00:22:49,392 - Oh, cool. - But I wouldn't— 480 00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:51,016 No, no, no, no. Prague time. 481 00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:53,596 It's two in the morning for me. I need a little pick-me-up. 482 00:22:53,679 --> 00:22:55,677 - Don't. - Dude. I know my way around. 483 00:22:55,761 --> 00:22:58,092 1986, me, a Fleetwood Mac LP, 484 00:22:58,175 --> 00:22:59,965 and a bag of weed touched the face of God. 485 00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:02,629 Huh? The first of the evening, the first of many. 486 00:23:02,712 --> 00:23:05,543 - Do not do any more of these. - Got it. I'm one and done. 487 00:23:05,626 --> 00:23:07,249 Got a lot of shit cookin', 488 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:10,871 like, artificial sun solar cells thing... 489 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:13,951 Yeah. Listen, man, about the vote, 490 00:23:14,035 --> 00:23:15,949 and your dad and us, 491 00:23:16,033 --> 00:23:18,571 I love you, man, but you know I had to follow the money. 492 00:23:18,654 --> 00:23:20,487 You know that, right? 493 00:23:20,569 --> 00:23:22,068 I get it. 494 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,857 All right. Hey, why don't we talk in private for a second? 495 00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:27,562 - Can we do that? - We can talk right here. 496 00:23:27,645 --> 00:23:28,936 All right. 497 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:32,682 So listen, I have a question for you. 498 00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:35,221 How would you like to be all the way out? 499 00:23:35,305 --> 00:23:38,093 Half a bill for your share of Waystar. 500 00:23:40,425 --> 00:23:43,088 - Is this for real? - Yeah, man. 501 00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,211 I'm feelin' fuckin' generous, that's all. 502 00:23:45,295 --> 00:23:47,625 And I've plumped the pillows and added a little premium. 503 00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:49,623 - Consisting of what? - Straight liquid. 504 00:23:49,707 --> 00:23:51,080 - Bullshit. - Don't you worry about it. 505 00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:52,204 I can raise it. 506 00:23:52,288 --> 00:23:53,786 Why would you want to be even more in? 507 00:23:53,870 --> 00:23:56,117 The place is a fucki" antique shop. 508 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,072 Ken, just take the money and get out. Please. 509 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:04,942 I mean... 510 00:24:05,025 --> 00:24:06,982 it's not uninteresting. 511 00:24:07,064 --> 00:24:09,146 Fantastic. Great. So listen, 512 00:24:09,229 --> 00:24:10,602 there's a part two to this. 513 00:24:10,686 --> 00:24:13,392 Why don't we talk this over with Sandy? 514 00:24:13,475 --> 00:24:15,764 Sandy... Furness? 515 00:24:15,848 --> 00:24:17,471 Come with me. 516 00:24:17,554 --> 00:24:18,886 Come. 517 00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:20,759 Bottom's up. 518 00:24:20,843 --> 00:24:23,340 - One, two, three! - Ketamine. 519 00:24:25,879 --> 00:24:28,543 - You good? - Line 'em up, please. 520 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:31,457 These bathrobes are nice. 521 00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:34,287 - See these? - Uh-huh. 522 00:24:34,371 --> 00:24:36,119 What's your table linen philosophy? 523 00:24:36,202 --> 00:24:39,573 Uh, my philosophy is I literally don't give a fuck. 524 00:24:39,657 --> 00:24:42,363 So what's that, Nietzsche? 525 00:24:42,446 --> 00:24:43,986 These are what's 526 00:24:44,069 --> 00:24:45,693 on our registry. 527 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:46,775 Hmm. 528 00:24:46,858 --> 00:24:48,940 You should go for these. 529 00:24:49,022 --> 00:24:51,812 Right, you want us to have matching cutlery? 530 00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:53,394 Why not? 531 00:24:53,476 --> 00:24:57,306 It'll be sort of horrible, and cute. 532 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:03,092 So when we both get divorced and split all our stuff, 533 00:25:03,175 --> 00:25:05,798 we can hook up and have the same set. 534 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:08,461 - The full set. - Mm-hmm. 535 00:25:08,544 --> 00:25:10,793 Yeah. 536 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,499 Nah-hah-hah. 537 00:25:13,706 --> 00:25:15,163 You know this is just fun, right? 538 00:25:15,246 --> 00:25:19,326 - I know, it's just— - It's nothing. 539 00:25:19,409 --> 00:25:21,573 I mean, it's not anything. There's no God, 540 00:25:21,657 --> 00:25:23,571 there's no... anything, 541 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:25,985 there's just people in rooms 542 00:25:26,069 --> 00:25:27,276 trying to be happy. 543 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,649 - Right? - Right. 544 00:25:32,771 --> 00:25:34,727 Oh, and I suggested to Gil 545 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:40,305 that he cool off on the anti-Waystar agenda on ATN tonight. 546 00:25:40,388 --> 00:25:41,969 - Excuse me? - Yeah. 547 00:25:42,053 --> 00:25:43,718 I talked to him at the thing. 548 00:25:43,801 --> 00:25:45,133 Oh. OK. 549 00:25:45,216 --> 00:25:47,131 Well, I did spend quite some time 550 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:49,338 on how it'd be very vivid to attack Waystar 551 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:51,959 - on a Waystar network, but... - Very vivid? 552 00:25:52,043 --> 00:25:55,748 It's played out. Makes it look like we have an agenda. 553 00:25:55,831 --> 00:25:57,621 Uh, we do. Stopping 554 00:25:57,704 --> 00:25:59,036 overly mighty media owners 555 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,284 setting the agenda for our democracy. 556 00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:03,906 DOJ, FCC, Batman, 557 00:26:03,989 --> 00:26:06,570 to stop your dad eating the news. 558 00:26:06,653 --> 00:26:08,484 OK, but even if we're going for that, 559 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:11,565 isn't that in some big speech that no one reads? 560 00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:15,020 Can't he just connect to America tonight and forget the base? 561 00:26:15,103 --> 00:26:18,641 Shiv, I appreciate you might have split loyalties on this. 562 00:26:18,725 --> 00:26:20,140 Fuck you. I'm just trying to make him win. 563 00:26:20,223 --> 00:26:22,096 I don't think he can do both at once. 564 00:26:22,179 --> 00:26:25,343 I don't think Gil can do the base and the rest. 565 00:26:25,426 --> 00:26:27,799 Well, if he can't ride two horses at once, 566 00:26:27,882 --> 00:26:29,880 he shouldn't be working at the circus. 567 00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:36,207 - Sandy comes to these? - Oh, yeah. He loves sex. 568 00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:39,787 Dude, the thing that he pees through, 569 00:26:39,870 --> 00:26:41,368 he puts into other people. 570 00:26:41,451 --> 00:26:43,242 It's fucking vile. And a lot. 571 00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:44,407 Hey, Sandy. 572 00:26:44,490 --> 00:26:47,113 Oh. Gents, excuse me. 573 00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:52,108 - Kendall. You look well. - Thank you. 574 00:26:52,191 --> 00:26:54,689 You look, uh, out of place. 575 00:26:54,772 --> 00:26:56,978 I do like to see the youngsters frolic. 576 00:26:57,061 --> 00:26:59,268 So, you wanna talk? 577 00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:02,223 Uh, did Stewy fill you in? 578 00:27:04,345 --> 00:27:06,219 Why do I feel like I'm about to find out 579 00:27:06,302 --> 00:27:09,258 you're not my real mommy and daddy after all? 580 00:27:09,340 --> 00:27:10,839 Look, the truth is, 581 00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:13,128 he wants your piece of pie, 582 00:27:13,212 --> 00:27:16,750 but— and please don't fucking blow a fuse here, OK? 583 00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:21,453 The reality is, he's already in on Waystar. 584 00:27:21,537 --> 00:27:24,950 - As in? - As in Sandy's me, 585 00:27:25,033 --> 00:27:26,241 and I'm Sandy. 586 00:27:26,323 --> 00:27:28,280 We're like a single entity. 587 00:27:28,363 --> 00:27:30,444 Like a creature from mythology. 588 00:27:30,528 --> 00:27:33,857 You know, head of a horse, dick of a swan. 589 00:27:33,941 --> 00:27:37,146 Stewy... seriously? 590 00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:41,600 I have a shell company attached to his private equity fund. 591 00:27:41,683 --> 00:27:44,597 I'm a parasite on a parasite. 592 00:27:49,218 --> 00:27:51,465 You should have disclosed that to me when I brought you in. 593 00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:54,961 You are one hundred percent correct about that. I should have done that. 594 00:27:55,045 --> 00:27:56,460 You were in a tough position 595 00:27:56,543 --> 00:28:00,581 without having to consider whether your dad 596 00:28:00,664 --> 00:28:02,704 would want me involved. 597 00:28:02,787 --> 00:28:06,201 He very much would not. 598 00:28:06,283 --> 00:28:09,405 So apparently, my girlfriend's having a panic attack. 599 00:28:09,489 --> 00:28:13,485 I'm gonna let you two just catch up now. Cool? 600 00:28:15,649 --> 00:28:18,396 Stewy tells me you're getting into tech. 601 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,604 Yeah, I have a fund. 602 00:28:19,687 --> 00:28:22,018 We're niche, but we're engaged. 603 00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,141 Just closed a deal tonight, actually. 604 00:28:24,224 --> 00:28:26,430 And I found these four Stanford grads 605 00:28:26,513 --> 00:28:28,595 who are doing this thing, it's pretty cool, 606 00:28:28,678 --> 00:28:30,925 they have this cluster of hydrogen lamps... 607 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,507 Wait. What's going on? 608 00:28:32,591 --> 00:28:33,797 Dude, are you pitching? You just pitch? 609 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:35,463 Where'd you spring from, Heidi? 610 00:28:35,546 --> 00:28:37,752 Don't stop. I want to hear the pitch. I might invest. 611 00:28:37,835 --> 00:28:40,416 We were just talking. 612 00:28:40,499 --> 00:28:42,289 To him? The enemy? 613 00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:44,537 The adults are talking. How about you go play in the other room? 614 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:47,367 Hey, Sandy, could I maybe get a moment with you in private? 615 00:28:47,451 --> 00:28:50,406 I'd like to talk to you about how attached you're feeling 616 00:28:50,489 --> 00:28:52,945 to your 50 failing local TV stations. 617 00:28:53,028 --> 00:28:56,025 Sure. I'm sure we could find a time. 618 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:59,689 Roman, could you maybe back off for, like, 20 minutes? 619 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:00,937 - No. - Yeah. Get us a drink? 620 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,977 I would love another old-fashioned. 621 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:05,142 He would love another old-fashioned, cliché that he is. 622 00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:06,682 No, that's not gonna happen. 623 00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:08,346 I know that you and my dad 624 00:29:08,430 --> 00:29:11,801 have been deeply and madly in hate with each other, 625 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,383 and you have been for many years, 626 00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:15,381 but I want you to know that I'm my own thing, 627 00:29:15,464 --> 00:29:17,379 and I am fully authorized— 628 00:29:17,462 --> 00:29:19,627 - I am fully authorized 629 00:29:19,710 --> 00:29:21,542 to negotiate on behalf of Logan. 630 00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:23,872 Yeah, he's doing satellites like it's 1985. 631 00:29:23,956 --> 00:29:26,620 Dad's got him holding the plastic steering wheel in the back 632 00:29:26,703 --> 00:29:27,952 and telling him he's driving. 633 00:29:28,035 --> 00:29:29,866 You have to excuse my brother. 634 00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:31,989 He's adjusting to his medication right now. 635 00:29:32,073 --> 00:29:33,987 How about you fuck off back to your little gang-bang? 636 00:29:34,071 --> 00:29:36,443 - See how he talks to me? - You're embarrassing yourself. 637 00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:39,149 - You're family. - He used to lock me in a cage. 638 00:29:39,232 --> 00:29:41,605 - What the fuck? - No, that's a true story. 639 00:29:41,688 --> 00:29:44,103 What, you're pretending that you don't remember the dog pound? 640 00:29:44,185 --> 00:29:46,308 - Are you tripping? - Yeah, it was a "game." 641 00:29:46,392 --> 00:29:49,139 I had to go climb in this big dog cage in the kitchen 642 00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:50,804 and wait for someone to come collect me. 643 00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:52,302 Oh, yeah? Well, I-I don't know. 644 00:29:52,386 --> 00:29:54,716 Might be three minutes, might be the whole afternoon. 645 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,547 Four years old. I was eating dog food out of a cold tin bowl. 646 00:29:57,631 --> 00:30:01,210 I know, right? They should make a fuckin' movie of this shit, right? 647 00:30:01,293 --> 00:30:03,625 Excuse me. 648 00:30:03,707 --> 00:30:05,623 I'll be back. 649 00:30:08,869 --> 00:30:10,992 - What the fuck are you doing? - What? 650 00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:14,405 - What was that bullshit? - I can say what I want. 651 00:30:14,489 --> 00:30:17,611 Yeah, but you— That was insane. You're acting insane. 652 00:30:17,693 --> 00:30:19,775 So you just want me to pretend that none of that happened? 653 00:30:19,858 --> 00:30:21,357 What happened? 654 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,938 None of it happened. Dog pound didn't happen. 655 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,562 I never made you eat dog food. 656 00:30:24,645 --> 00:30:26,435 There was a bowl that was filled with chow, 657 00:30:26,518 --> 00:30:29,016 and I couldn't leave the cage until I finished it. 658 00:30:29,099 --> 00:30:30,556 It was a game, you enjoyed it. 659 00:30:30,639 --> 00:30:32,762 A-Ask Connor. Ask Shiv. 660 00:30:32,845 --> 00:30:34,635 I enjoyed being in a cage with a leash around my neck? 661 00:30:34,718 --> 00:30:37,215 So now there's a leash? You're full of shit. 662 00:30:37,299 --> 00:30:39,380 Me? I'm full of shit? 663 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:41,004 - Have fun. - Get the fuck outta here. 664 00:30:41,087 --> 00:30:43,834 Asshole! Nwahh! 665 00:30:52,908 --> 00:30:55,448 So I got this gelding, right? Chestnut brown. 666 00:30:55,531 --> 00:30:58,736 You wouldn't believe the size of this guy's cranium. 667 00:30:58,819 --> 00:31:00,109 Big ol' noggin! 668 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:01,899 Hey! Con, can I ask you something? 669 00:31:01,983 --> 00:31:04,480 Do you remember anything about a dog pound when we were growing up? 670 00:31:04,564 --> 00:31:06,062 Sure, I remember that game you used to play. 671 00:31:06,145 --> 00:31:08,351 So he used to lock me in a fucking cage. 672 00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:10,849 Sure, the big cage, yeah, in your mother's place. 673 00:31:10,932 --> 00:31:12,139 The laundry room in Cheltenham. 674 00:31:12,222 --> 00:31:13,721 Thank you! He's trying to gaslight me. 675 00:31:13,804 --> 00:31:15,261 No, you liked it! 676 00:31:15,344 --> 00:31:16,926 You asked to be put in that cage. 677 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:18,425 - What? - Yeah. 678 00:31:18,508 --> 00:31:20,548 It was really weird, but I think you enjoyed it. 679 00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:22,962 OK, so I asked to eat dog food? 680 00:31:23,045 --> 00:31:25,501 It was chocolate cake. I think. 681 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:26,958 - Bullshit. - I don't know. 682 00:31:27,041 --> 00:31:29,080 No. Kendall locked me in a cage, I went weird, 683 00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:30,496 I started wetting the bed, 684 00:31:30,579 --> 00:31:32,286 and that's why Dad sent me away to St. Andrews. 685 00:31:32,369 --> 00:31:34,117 No, Rome, Dad sent you to military school 686 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,240 because you asked to go. 687 00:31:36,323 --> 00:31:39,153 - Oh, you're full of shit! - That's how I remember it! 688 00:31:40,278 --> 00:31:41,693 So listen, my ranch 689 00:31:41,776 --> 00:31:44,524 is completely safe from biological or chemical attack. 690 00:31:44,606 --> 00:31:46,105 - These are your friends, right? - Yeah. 691 00:31:46,188 --> 00:31:48,644 You'd all be welcome, anytime, pre- or post-apocalypse. 692 00:31:55,845 --> 00:31:57,593 Tom! 693 00:31:57,677 --> 00:31:58,634 - Tom. - Hey. 694 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,132 Have you seen Kendall? 695 00:32:00,216 --> 00:32:01,298 No. 696 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,919 I feel like we should maybe keep an eye out for him. 697 00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:10,539 Aw, damn it. 698 00:32:20,446 --> 00:32:22,277 Tom, sweetheart, I'm at ATN with Gil. 699 00:32:22,361 --> 00:32:24,400 What's the least amount of syllables you can say this in? 700 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,899 Well, I just want to be clear 701 00:32:25,982 --> 00:32:27,105 in terms of you and me. 702 00:32:27,189 --> 00:32:29,561 Is this a quid pro quo arrangement? 703 00:32:29,645 --> 00:32:31,851 I don't know what you're talking about. 704 00:32:31,935 --> 00:32:33,849 It's just, you know, if I— 705 00:32:33,933 --> 00:32:35,348 if I, for instance, 706 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:36,763 if I touch a boob, 707 00:32:36,846 --> 00:32:38,470 do you grab a dick? 708 00:32:38,552 --> 00:32:40,509 I don't know if that's a— 709 00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:42,007 Just to get a rough chart of comparison 710 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:43,506 from Fahrenheit to Celsius, 711 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:45,296 or, you know, an eye for an eye? 712 00:32:45,379 --> 00:32:47,169 Or an orifice for an orifice? 713 00:32:47,252 --> 00:32:50,291 I'm just trying to get a sense of the parameters here. 714 00:32:50,374 --> 00:32:52,955 Uh, Tom, I can't negotiate right now. 715 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:55,369 But we know, right? We just know. 716 00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:56,784 Sure. 717 00:32:56,868 --> 00:32:58,408 We know. 718 00:32:58,491 --> 00:33:00,780 S— Oop— 719 00:33:00,864 --> 00:33:02,737 So you want to run the tree on how personal stuff plays? 720 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:04,610 Issues, issues, issues. 721 00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:07,399 I can handle the soft soap, Shiv. 722 00:33:07,482 --> 00:33:09,397 Hey, Kendall. Just spoke to Shiv. 723 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,644 Official permission for having of the fun. 724 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:13,268 Amazing. So happy for you. 725 00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:16,223 Hey, man, can I get this, uh— 726 00:33:20,552 --> 00:33:24,090 - Hey, Ken. - Kendall: Hey, Frank. Listen. 727 00:33:24,174 --> 00:33:25,547 I've had an approach. 728 00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:27,587 It's kind of a very interesting approach, 729 00:33:27,670 --> 00:33:29,460 and I wanted to get your brain on it. 730 00:33:29,543 --> 00:33:31,916 I heard from the girls. The Dust thing. With the art? 731 00:33:31,999 --> 00:33:34,705 Yeah, I know. I saw them. It's locked down. 732 00:33:34,788 --> 00:33:37,660 They wanted you to know they loved you in the room. But— 733 00:33:37,743 --> 00:33:39,908 I just spoke to the girl. We're good. 734 00:33:39,991 --> 00:33:42,946 Ken, they're already setting this up elsewhere. 735 00:33:43,029 --> 00:33:43,987 But like I said, 736 00:33:44,070 --> 00:33:45,027 they loved you in the room. 737 00:33:45,111 --> 00:33:46,901 What are you talking about? 738 00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,481 I think there's other money and they liked it better. 739 00:33:49,565 --> 00:33:50,856 Then we match it. 740 00:33:50,938 --> 00:33:53,853 I tried that already, but— 741 00:33:53,935 --> 00:33:56,100 Seriously, they loved you in the room. 742 00:33:56,183 --> 00:33:57,849 Will you stop telling me they loved me in the fucking room? 743 00:33:57,931 --> 00:34:01,262 Frank! I heard you the first time. 744 00:34:03,426 --> 00:34:05,799 OK. OK, let me talk to her. 745 00:34:05,882 --> 00:34:07,713 I can fix this. 746 00:34:07,797 --> 00:34:09,045 Yeah? 747 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:38,350 Hey. Hey. Can we talk for a second? 748 00:34:38,432 --> 00:34:39,556 Can we do this another time? 749 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,596 I just got off the phone to Frank. 750 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,885 What happened? He told me. 751 00:34:43,968 --> 00:34:45,966 I'm sorry, it's nothing personal. 752 00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,756 I shouldn't be telling you this, but I'm about to land a chunk of seed capital 753 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:50,961 the size of fuckin' Idaho, 754 00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:53,793 so, I mean, whatever it is you need, 755 00:34:53,875 --> 00:34:56,373 I can make it happen. OK? 756 00:34:56,456 --> 00:34:58,288 - Yeah, OK. - OK? 757 00:34:58,371 --> 00:35:00,951 So are we good? 758 00:35:01,035 --> 00:35:03,033 You know, it's just not about that. 759 00:35:03,116 --> 00:35:05,988 Then, like, help me out here, 760 00:35:06,072 --> 00:35:08,195 'cause there's something I'm not seeing. 761 00:35:08,278 --> 00:35:11,857 - It's the name. - Which? You mean "Dust"? 762 00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:14,355 Roy. Kendall Roy. 763 00:35:14,438 --> 00:35:16,270 It'd be like I was marrying Hitler, 764 00:35:16,353 --> 00:35:18,517 and then I'd get to be, what, Mrs. Hitler? 765 00:35:18,601 --> 00:35:21,556 OK, uh, that's not really fair, 766 00:35:21,639 --> 00:35:23,429 I mean... 767 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:25,635 Look, that's— that's not me. 768 00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,091 I'm not a Roy. 769 00:35:28,175 --> 00:35:30,214 OK? Not really. 770 00:35:30,298 --> 00:35:33,128 I'm sorry. It's cool, we just don't want to be Hitler Incorp— 771 00:35:33,211 --> 00:35:35,459 Can you stop saying Hitler? Please? You don't know what I am. 772 00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:38,081 Consensus is you're a coked-up prick who can't shit straight. 773 00:35:38,165 --> 00:35:41,952 You think you're different? 774 00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:43,534 OK, Angela. You know what, 775 00:35:43,617 --> 00:35:44,949 I'm gonna be frank with you— 776 00:35:45,033 --> 00:35:46,781 Look, I didn't want to do this here. 777 00:35:46,864 --> 00:35:49,570 And I may be being more forthright 'cause of the coke. 778 00:35:49,653 --> 00:35:51,235 I tend to get more forthright on coke. 779 00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:52,442 All right? I'm sorry. 780 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:53,940 OK, look, hey, listen— 781 00:35:54,024 --> 00:35:55,647 Hey, fuck off! 782 00:36:05,886 --> 00:36:07,968 Hey, man, can I get in on this? 783 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:22,287 I'm joined in the studio by Senator Gil Eavis. Firstly, Senator, 784 00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:24,244 welcome. We really appreciate it. 785 00:36:24,326 --> 00:36:25,950 Happy to be here, Sharon. 786 00:36:26,033 --> 00:36:29,072 I want to just jump straight in, if we may. 787 00:36:29,155 --> 00:36:33,151 Your wife very tragically took her own life 18 months ago. 788 00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:34,983 The warmest of ATN welcomes. 789 00:36:35,066 --> 00:36:36,939 I think everybody knows 790 00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:40,727 about that, and it's something I live with every day. 791 00:36:40,810 --> 00:36:43,516 But it's not relevant to the issues. 792 00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:45,681 - I want to explore— - The impression you've given 793 00:36:45,763 --> 00:36:47,886 is that it did inform your decision to run. 794 00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:50,634 A lot of things inform a big decision like this. 795 00:36:50,717 --> 00:36:52,423 But what I want to talk about tonight— 796 00:36:52,507 --> 00:36:53,797 But it hasn't been long, 797 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,378 and I guess that what some people may ask is, 798 00:36:56,461 --> 00:36:58,417 what could possibly have caused such a tragedy? 799 00:36:58,501 --> 00:37:00,374 And are you ready so suddenly 800 00:37:00,457 --> 00:37:03,745 to turn around and run for the highest office? 801 00:37:03,828 --> 00:37:04,869 Doesn't he have a line for this? 802 00:37:04,953 --> 00:37:06,784 It's usually— normally OK. 803 00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:09,615 I'm focused on what I think this country needs to do 804 00:37:09,698 --> 00:37:11,946 - to move to— - So you have thought about it, 805 00:37:12,029 --> 00:37:13,611 your mental and emotional state? 806 00:37:13,694 --> 00:37:16,233 I think about my feelings, like most humans... 807 00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:18,106 Oh, no, no. No sarcasm. 808 00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:20,354 It must be incredibly difficult for you 809 00:37:20,437 --> 00:37:22,186 as a person who has had to deal with rumors 810 00:37:22,268 --> 00:37:24,100 swirling about the state of his mental health. 811 00:37:24,184 --> 00:37:26,764 Why don't we stop playing this game of pretend sympathy 812 00:37:26,847 --> 00:37:29,261 where you're just trying to get your viewers to ask, 813 00:37:29,345 --> 00:37:31,218 "What sort of guy has a wife who kills herself?" 814 00:37:31,301 --> 00:37:33,507 - That is— - You wanna make this personal? 815 00:37:33,591 --> 00:37:35,672 Let's talk about Logan Roy, shall we? 816 00:37:35,755 --> 00:37:40,459 The paymaster who set you up in this hack job against me today— 817 00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:41,832 Oh, Senator, come on. 818 00:37:41,916 --> 00:37:43,372 If you want to know about a person, 819 00:37:43,456 --> 00:37:45,537 look at his relationships with his family. 820 00:37:45,621 --> 00:37:47,036 His only daughter 821 00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:49,408 - has come to work for me. - Oh, fuck off. 822 00:37:49,491 --> 00:37:52,405 - Shiv. - I'm not the fucking angle. 823 00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:55,776 So you don't want to take any more questions? 824 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,566 Certainly not from you. Thank you. 825 00:37:58,649 --> 00:38:01,354 Unfortunately, that seems to be all the time we're going to have with Senator Eavis. 826 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,756 Hey! Kenny! 827 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:23,748 Whoa. That's a chunk of chang you got there, buddy. 828 00:38:23,832 --> 00:38:25,581 It sure is, Greg. 829 00:38:26,954 --> 00:38:30,534 Maybe... just ease— ease into that, right? 830 00:38:30,617 --> 00:38:31,866 I mean, not all at once? 831 00:38:34,696 --> 00:38:36,611 Can I help you with something, man? 832 00:38:36,694 --> 00:38:39,109 What the fuck's going on? You've been up my ass all night. 833 00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:42,106 No, I just— I'm just keepin' an eye out for you. 834 00:38:42,188 --> 00:38:44,145 I mean, drugs— You don't know where— 835 00:38:44,228 --> 00:38:47,308 Is this Rava? Did she put you up to this? 836 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:48,723 No. 837 00:38:48,807 --> 00:38:50,763 Then what's your fuckin' deal, man? 838 00:38:50,847 --> 00:38:54,552 Your dad is, I think, a little worried about you is all. 839 00:38:54,634 --> 00:38:57,382 My dad asked you to fuckin' spy on me? 840 00:38:57,465 --> 00:38:59,712 No, not spy, watch— 841 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,794 Family-style watching you. 842 00:39:01,877 --> 00:39:03,459 - Wow. - You know? 843 00:39:03,543 --> 00:39:07,621 I'm about to do these four lines of cocaine, 844 00:39:07,704 --> 00:39:10,285 to top up the four I just did, 845 00:39:10,369 --> 00:39:12,866 and then my heart's gonna explode. 846 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:15,280 So if you want to stop me, 847 00:39:15,364 --> 00:39:18,111 be my guest. 848 00:39:18,194 --> 00:39:19,609 I don't do white drugs. 849 00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:22,107 My dad's gonna be super-disappointed 850 00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:23,730 if his son ODs. 851 00:39:23,814 --> 00:39:26,062 - I know. - So...? 852 00:39:35,593 --> 00:39:37,009 What the fuck? 853 00:39:37,092 --> 00:39:38,673 He's counting on you to look after me. 854 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,544 OK, OK, OK! Stop. Stop. 855 00:39:43,627 --> 00:39:45,292 OK. Give it to me. 856 00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:50,703 - Go on. - I'm goin'. 857 00:39:50,787 --> 00:39:52,494 Ooh, Greg! 858 00:39:52,576 --> 00:39:54,366 Go for it, Greg! 859 00:39:54,450 --> 00:39:56,697 Suck on those big white dicks, you fuckin' pervert. 860 00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:04,981 Oh! 861 00:40:08,852 --> 00:40:11,724 Greg, you greedy piece of shit. 862 00:40:13,015 --> 00:40:15,220 Oh, my God! 863 00:40:15,304 --> 00:40:18,176 Greg, you total coke whore. 864 00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:23,837 Should I puke? 865 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,834 Not unless you can puke up your entire bloodstream. 866 00:40:28,332 --> 00:40:30,913 - Oh, my God, man. - That is strong drugs. 867 00:40:30,997 --> 00:40:33,411 - I know. I hope you don't die. - Oh, my God! 868 00:40:33,494 --> 00:40:35,908 If you do, your heart is gonna be pumping so hard 869 00:40:35,992 --> 00:40:39,529 it'll probably bring you back to life. 870 00:40:39,612 --> 00:40:42,402 - Where did he go? - Buckle up, fucklehead! 871 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:05,628 Hi. 872 00:41:07,043 --> 00:41:09,541 - Logan: Hello, Pinky. - Shiv: Hello. 873 00:41:09,624 --> 00:41:13,037 - I'm glad you kept the date. - Well, family. 874 00:41:14,911 --> 00:41:17,866 - How was the play? - Oh, you know, 875 00:41:17,950 --> 00:41:20,030 people pretending to be people. 876 00:41:21,238 --> 00:41:23,652 How are the wedding arrangements? 877 00:41:23,735 --> 00:41:25,608 Very exciting. 878 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:28,356 Yeah, well, I'm excited. My daughter. 879 00:41:28,439 --> 00:41:30,396 So you saw the interview. 880 00:41:30,478 --> 00:41:31,769 They told me. 881 00:41:31,852 --> 00:41:33,725 You came after the man's wife. 882 00:41:35,765 --> 00:41:36,847 They said. 883 00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:38,887 You're OK with that? 884 00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:41,759 Tell him not to speak about my family, 885 00:41:41,842 --> 00:41:43,757 not on my network... 886 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,754 not on any network, ever again. 887 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,378 Or I'll end him. 888 00:41:48,460 --> 00:41:51,749 Yeah, silence the man who says you're stifling dissent. 889 00:41:51,832 --> 00:41:54,496 I'm a bad father? How dare he. 890 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:57,660 He's a bad fuckin' husband. He killed his wife. 891 00:41:57,743 --> 00:41:59,741 Oh, come on. Dad. 892 00:41:59,824 --> 00:42:01,864 What if the acquisitions you're making 893 00:42:01,947 --> 00:42:03,862 are actually bad for the country? 894 00:42:03,945 --> 00:42:06,276 He's using you. Can't you see it? 895 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,980 Don't let any of the bullshit overshadow your wedding. 896 00:42:10,064 --> 00:42:11,604 The wedding? 897 00:42:11,687 --> 00:42:13,102 The fucking wedding? I don't give a shit. 898 00:42:13,186 --> 00:42:16,141 Oh, Siobhan, come on. Stop screwing around. 899 00:42:16,224 --> 00:42:18,597 I want to talk about you properly. 900 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:22,760 Come in. I'm tired of this. 901 00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:24,758 You have potential. 902 00:42:24,841 --> 00:42:27,796 I've always thought you were the smartest. 903 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,418 So that's why you tried Kendall and Roman first? 904 00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:35,122 Do you know what? I am the smartest. 905 00:42:35,205 --> 00:42:36,995 Which is why I can see through you 906 00:42:37,078 --> 00:42:39,576 and this transparent little offer to buy me off. 907 00:42:39,659 --> 00:42:43,281 I've always tried to do right by you, Siobhan. 908 00:42:43,364 --> 00:42:45,528 And maybe... 909 00:42:45,612 --> 00:42:47,776 maybe I shouldn't have. 910 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:50,440 Maybe I should just let them come for you. 911 00:42:50,523 --> 00:42:52,105 Like who? 912 00:42:52,188 --> 00:42:54,728 Like... I don't know. 913 00:42:55,934 --> 00:42:57,891 But I hear things. 914 00:43:01,637 --> 00:43:03,468 Are you threatening me? 915 00:43:03,552 --> 00:43:05,924 Absolutely not. 916 00:43:06,008 --> 00:43:08,298 If this is the way things are gonna go, then fuck off, Dad. 917 00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:11,586 Then... I'm truly sorry. 918 00:43:21,118 --> 00:43:22,700 So, in terms of Shiv, 919 00:43:22,783 --> 00:43:24,781 where I've landed is, uh, 920 00:43:24,864 --> 00:43:26,487 I'm maybe just gonna ask for a handy. 921 00:43:26,571 --> 00:43:28,777 - Think that's OK? - Don't pre-rationalize. 922 00:43:28,860 --> 00:43:31,691 You get off, you eat the shame for dessert. 923 00:43:35,936 --> 00:43:39,058 - Wait. Her? That one? - Yeah. We were talking 924 00:43:39,141 --> 00:43:41,265 for, like, 20 minutes about financial derivatives, 925 00:43:41,347 --> 00:43:42,638 and she just asked me. 926 00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,262 My God! Holy shit! 927 00:43:44,344 --> 00:43:46,759 Dad would go fuckin' nuts for her. You should do it. 928 00:43:46,842 --> 00:43:48,216 - Yeah? - Yeah! Fuck yeah! 929 00:43:48,299 --> 00:43:49,464 I'd be all over that. 930 00:43:49,548 --> 00:43:53,377 I'd, like... I'd fuckin'... 931 00:43:53,460 --> 00:43:56,041 Arrgh! Fuck. 932 00:43:56,124 --> 00:43:57,872 OK, well... 933 00:43:59,412 --> 00:44:01,661 I need something. Do you have a Smint? 934 00:44:01,744 --> 00:44:02,992 - What? - Do you have a Smint? 935 00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:05,782 No! Just grab your baloney-pipe and jizz. 936 00:44:09,028 --> 00:44:11,692 - OK. OK. - Yeah. OK. 937 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:17,311 Champagne? 938 00:44:20,017 --> 00:44:21,390 - Bye. - Tom: Bye. 939 00:44:31,797 --> 00:44:33,129 You gotta get into P.R. 940 00:44:33,213 --> 00:44:35,169 That's where the real fuckin' money— 941 00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:37,291 Do you think now would be a good time to sit down with the old fart? 942 00:44:37,374 --> 00:44:40,871 Dude, did you see that guy jerking off near the hors d'oeuvres? 943 00:44:40,954 --> 00:44:42,869 Dude, that's a fuckin' health hazard. 944 00:44:42,952 --> 00:44:44,992 Uh, no. When do you think I can talk to him? 945 00:44:45,075 --> 00:44:46,948 I'd really love to hear something to take home. 946 00:44:47,032 --> 00:44:49,529 Uh-huh. Ro-Ro, can you just be fucking cool, man? 947 00:44:49,613 --> 00:44:51,277 Maybe get a slider. 948 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,066 Ask if can stick your finger up someone's ass, all right, buddy? 949 00:44:54,150 --> 00:44:57,271 - Jeez. - Hey! Fuck you! 950 00:44:57,354 --> 00:44:59,852 I'm not your little pet that you get to kick around. 951 00:44:59,935 --> 00:45:02,017 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me, space suit. 952 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:03,599 Bro. 953 00:45:03,682 --> 00:45:05,181 You think that I can't make your life difficult, 954 00:45:05,263 --> 00:45:06,637 but word in the right ear, 955 00:45:06,721 --> 00:45:08,343 and I could be your migraine, motherfucker. 956 00:45:08,427 --> 00:45:11,507 I came here to talk to the old man on your word, 957 00:45:11,591 --> 00:45:13,505 so make it happen. 958 00:45:13,589 --> 00:45:14,837 - OK. - Yeah? 959 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,169 - All right. - Cool. 960 00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:21,788 Ahh! 961 00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:27,159 I tried to hide... but it finds you. 962 00:45:27,241 --> 00:45:29,614 Wherever you hide, the party finds you. 963 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:33,735 Sir, this is your final warning. 964 00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:35,025 Absolutely. 965 00:45:35,109 --> 00:45:36,232 Got it. 966 00:45:36,315 --> 00:45:37,273 Wait. What's happening? 967 00:45:37,356 --> 00:45:38,689 Your friend here 968 00:45:38,771 --> 00:45:40,562 keeps telling people he's in love with them, 969 00:45:40,645 --> 00:45:42,060 and it's making people uncomfortable. 970 00:45:42,144 --> 00:45:43,725 My bad. Mixed messages. 971 00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:48,138 It's just we share such strong feelings about gut bacteria 972 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,468 I think I got the wrong end of the stick. 973 00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:51,758 Watch him. 974 00:45:54,214 --> 00:45:56,295 Maybe I should go apologize. 975 00:45:56,379 --> 00:45:57,919 Give her a hug. 976 00:45:59,001 --> 00:46:00,749 Oh, my God, dude! 977 00:46:00,833 --> 00:46:02,789 That was insane! 978 00:46:02,872 --> 00:46:04,496 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Me and this girl, 979 00:46:04,579 --> 00:46:07,493 we go into this side room and we start making out, 980 00:46:07,576 --> 00:46:08,991 and then I'm touching her 981 00:46:09,075 --> 00:46:10,573 and then she goes down on me, 982 00:46:10,657 --> 00:46:13,778 and then I splooge in her mouth, and— 983 00:46:13,861 --> 00:46:14,902 I know! I know! 984 00:46:14,985 --> 00:46:16,817 And get this: she kisses me 985 00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:19,897 and puts it back in my mouth, and I swallow. 986 00:46:19,980 --> 00:46:21,937 Which, the cum? 987 00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:24,060 I know. So hot! 988 00:46:24,143 --> 00:46:25,933 You swallowed your own load? 989 00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:27,764 Yeah. I heard of it, but I don't— 990 00:46:27,847 --> 00:46:29,804 I didn't know it actually happened. 991 00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:31,427 I haven't heard about it before. 992 00:46:31,511 --> 00:46:33,592 I have. It's a thing. There's a word for it. 993 00:46:33,675 --> 00:46:36,963 I can't remember what it is right now. 994 00:46:37,047 --> 00:46:39,169 - Hmm. - So fuckin' hot. 995 00:46:43,332 --> 00:46:45,122 When are we allowed to go home? 996 00:46:45,205 --> 00:46:46,787 We have cars at 5:00. 997 00:46:49,326 --> 00:46:51,907 Greg, I'm having the time of my life. 998 00:46:51,990 --> 00:46:53,405 This is nightmarish. 999 00:47:03,936 --> 00:47:06,601 You ready for your bachelorette party? 1000 00:47:06,683 --> 00:47:08,390 They were out of marine uniforms, 1001 00:47:08,474 --> 00:47:11,179 so I've come dressed as a political consultant. 1002 00:47:13,427 --> 00:47:14,759 Sss... 1003 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,502 Relax. 1004 00:47:21,586 --> 00:47:23,167 This isn't real. 1005 00:47:25,082 --> 00:47:29,286 It's becoming real, which might be a problem for us. 1006 00:47:32,949 --> 00:47:36,195 Uh... can I stay? 1007 00:47:37,777 --> 00:47:39,650 But with you, as a human dog 1008 00:47:39,734 --> 00:47:41,690 just at the foot of the bed? 1009 00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:44,895 I love you, Kenny. 1010 00:47:46,977 --> 00:47:49,433 - I love you too, man. - I'm tryin' to find this girl, 1011 00:47:49,516 --> 00:47:51,180 but I think she's trying to hide from me. 1012 00:47:51,264 --> 00:47:53,512 Listen, is there another room for humping? 1013 00:47:53,595 --> 00:47:55,135 'Cause I also lost Roman. 1014 00:47:55,218 --> 00:47:57,508 - Fuck Roman. - Well, you know, 1015 00:47:57,591 --> 00:47:59,630 he was askin' about the dog pound, 1016 00:47:59,714 --> 00:48:01,212 and he got kind of riled up. 1017 00:48:01,296 --> 00:48:02,545 Is he still talking about that? 1018 00:48:02,627 --> 00:48:03,668 Yeah. 1019 00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:05,708 - It's pathetic. - Yeah. 1020 00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:06,873 He enjoyed it, right? 1021 00:48:06,957 --> 00:48:08,205 Oh, yeah! 1022 00:48:08,289 --> 00:48:09,454 I mean, you did too. 1023 00:48:09,538 --> 00:48:11,327 You know, just messin' around. 1024 00:48:11,411 --> 00:48:12,867 Yeah, just messin' around. 1025 00:48:12,951 --> 00:48:15,032 Dad's theory was you got two fighting dogs, 1026 00:48:15,115 --> 00:48:16,572 you send the weak one away, 1027 00:48:16,655 --> 00:48:17,654 you punish the weak one. 1028 00:48:17,737 --> 00:48:19,444 Then everyone knows the hierarchy, 1029 00:48:19,528 --> 00:48:20,651 then everyone's happy. 1030 00:48:20,734 --> 00:48:22,941 So away he went. 1031 00:48:23,024 --> 00:48:24,605 I gotta keep lookin'. OK. 1032 00:48:24,689 --> 00:48:27,144 Hi! Hey, may I ask you, 1033 00:48:27,228 --> 00:48:28,768 where were you on 9/11? 1034 00:48:28,851 --> 00:48:31,723 You know what, I— Never mind. 1035 00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:39,840 Listen, Sandy. 1036 00:48:39,924 --> 00:48:42,837 I appreciate your offer. I'm not getting out. 1037 00:48:45,043 --> 00:48:50,704 OK. Well, if you think you have to tell your father and get back in with him, 1038 00:48:50,788 --> 00:48:53,118 - then I— - Keep your money. 1039 00:48:54,284 --> 00:48:56,615 Keep your money, bring me in. 1040 00:48:56,698 --> 00:48:58,405 We do this properly. 1041 00:48:58,489 --> 00:49:01,194 We'll go fuck my dad together. 1042 00:49:01,277 --> 00:49:03,942 - Uh-huh. - Takeover. 1043 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:06,022 Leveraged buyout. Hostile. 1044 00:49:06,105 --> 00:49:07,687 That's a dual stock situation. 1045 00:49:07,771 --> 00:49:09,436 That's not gonna be straightforward. 1046 00:49:09,519 --> 00:49:12,807 Price in the toilet, shareholders are pissed— 1047 00:49:12,891 --> 00:49:16,595 you and me could force him to the table. 1048 00:49:16,678 --> 00:49:18,718 What about the rest of your family? 1049 00:49:18,801 --> 00:49:20,591 Fuck the rest of my family. 1050 00:49:20,674 --> 00:49:23,380 - Easy to say. - No one has a clue but me. 1051 00:49:23,464 --> 00:49:26,294 I know what to do. I see it all. 1052 00:49:26,377 --> 00:49:27,792 We take it apart. 1053 00:49:27,876 --> 00:49:31,996 Fuck local TV, newspapers, parks— 1054 00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:34,577 we bulldoze the whole fuckin' shantytown. 1055 00:49:34,660 --> 00:49:37,033 We just keep the juiciest morsels, 1056 00:49:37,116 --> 00:49:38,823 turn the thing from a pod of rotting whales 1057 00:49:38,907 --> 00:49:40,696 into one bastard great white. 1058 00:49:40,779 --> 00:49:42,320 What's your end? 1059 00:49:42,403 --> 00:49:46,274 CEO. I'm the only one who knows the architecture. 1060 00:49:46,357 --> 00:49:49,438 OK? The emotional corporate architecture. 1061 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,435 Well, I could like it. Stewy might not like it. 1062 00:49:52,517 --> 00:49:53,933 Fuck Stewy. 1063 00:49:54,016 --> 00:49:56,763 Stewy will follow the money like a dog in a cartoon. 1064 00:49:56,847 --> 00:49:59,386 And you sure you got the stomach? 1065 00:49:59,469 --> 00:50:00,885 Yeah. 1066 00:50:02,841 --> 00:50:04,922 I'm good. 1067 00:50:32,644 --> 00:50:34,309 Tom. 1068 00:50:34,393 --> 00:50:36,141 - Marcia: Um... - Oh. 1069 00:50:36,224 --> 00:50:37,431 sorry to wake you. 1070 00:50:37,514 --> 00:50:39,887 Hey. Is everything OK? 1071 00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:40,927 No. 1072 00:50:41,010 --> 00:50:43,425 He couldn't catch his breath. 1073 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:47,838 Listen, we've been advised, and we are really sorry, 1074 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:52,125 but I don't think it's a good idea for him to come to the wedding. 1075 00:50:54,539 --> 00:50:56,371 Oh, yeah. That sounds sensible. 1076 00:50:56,453 --> 00:50:57,328 Shiv. 1077 00:50:59,826 --> 00:51:01,573 He really is sorry. 1078 00:51:01,657 --> 00:51:05,237 Yeah, me too. 1079 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,983 OK, bye. 1080 00:51:14,186 --> 00:51:16,683 You OK? 1081 00:51:16,767 --> 00:51:19,514 Yeah. I'm great. That's two less wedding dinners 1082 00:51:19,597 --> 00:51:22,594 for the caterers to have to organize. 1083 00:51:32,709 --> 00:51:34,457 I don't know, Nate. 1084 00:51:37,704 --> 00:51:39,494 I don't fuckin' know. 1085 00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:51,107 And I would be your point man on this, 1086 00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,563 so you would not have to deal direct with my dad. 1087 00:51:53,646 --> 00:51:57,185 So if we can find a price... 1088 00:51:59,349 --> 00:52:03,095 - But there's potential? - It could happen. 1089 00:52:03,179 --> 00:52:04,261 Well, fuck, I'm excited. 1090 00:52:04,344 --> 00:52:06,924 This is great. This is pure upside. 1091 00:52:07,008 --> 00:52:08,673 - Roman: Thank you. - Awesome, dude. 1092 00:52:10,005 --> 00:52:11,878 Let's jerk him around for a bit, 1093 00:52:11,961 --> 00:52:13,752 then throw him back. 1094 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,914 This fuckin' family. 1095 00:52:18,289 --> 00:52:19,870 Ooh, hey! Come on. 1096 00:52:19,953 --> 00:52:21,202 How's it goin'? 1097 00:52:28,778 --> 00:52:29,943 What? 1098 00:52:33,981 --> 00:52:36,562 What, are you psyching me out? 1099 00:52:45,386 --> 00:52:47,384 I'm fuckin' terrified. 1100 00:52:49,507 --> 00:52:50,839 Asshole! 1101 00:52:54,752 --> 00:52:56,583 Shit. 1102 00:52:56,667 --> 00:52:57,957 If the car doesn't come soon, 1103 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,788 I'm just gonna swim home, I think. 1104 00:52:59,871 --> 00:53:03,326 Greg tells me you swallowed your own load. 1105 00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:07,281 Yeah, It was— Yeah. It was pretty wild. 1106 00:53:07,364 --> 00:53:09,778 It's cool, though, 'cause it's like I didn't cheat 1107 00:53:09,861 --> 00:53:12,110 'cause all the sperm stayed in my own body. 1108 00:53:12,193 --> 00:53:14,482 Like a closed loop system. So... 1109 00:53:15,814 --> 00:53:17,271 It'd be really nice to see Shiv. 1110 00:53:17,354 --> 00:53:20,685 Willa! Hi, I just want to say I love you. 1111 00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:22,058 I love you so much. 1112 00:53:22,141 --> 00:53:23,847 What's happening? Where's the car? 1113 00:53:23,931 --> 00:53:25,513 Arriving in five. 1114 00:53:25,596 --> 00:53:26,886 Congratulations, Tom. 1115 00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:30,424 I hear you swallowed your own load. 1116 00:53:30,508 --> 00:53:31,756 Yeah, I did. 1117 00:53:31,839 --> 00:53:33,796 It's been a really wonderful night. 1118 00:53:33,879 --> 00:53:36,751 I would love a chicken pot pie. 1119 00:53:36,834 --> 00:53:37,959 Thank you. 1120 00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:39,831 OK, honey, bye. 1121 00:53:52,777 --> 00:53:54,775 Hey, Shiv! 1122 00:53:54,858 --> 00:53:56,066 I'm home! 1123 00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:57,897 Still got both my eyebrows! 1124 00:53:57,980 --> 00:53:59,479 - Oh, hi! - Hey. 1125 00:53:59,562 --> 00:54:02,267 Hey, you're back... already. 1126 00:54:02,351 --> 00:54:05,640 God, I missed you, honey. God, I missed you. 1127 00:54:05,722 --> 00:54:08,095 - I missed you. - How was it? 1128 00:54:08,179 --> 00:54:10,593 - Which— Oh, the party? - Yeah. 1129 00:54:10,676 --> 00:54:11,592 It was a blast. 1130 00:54:11,675 --> 00:54:13,298 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1131 00:54:13,381 --> 00:54:17,336 So... what happened? 1132 00:54:17,419 --> 00:54:20,042 You know, just... 1133 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:22,331 like, this and that. 1134 00:54:22,414 --> 00:54:23,787 Usual. Normal stuff. 1135 00:54:23,871 --> 00:54:26,202 Specifically what, Tom? 1136 00:54:29,158 --> 00:54:31,488 Wait, what? No. Shiv, you— 1137 00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:33,819 I thought you said— 1138 00:54:33,903 --> 00:54:35,942 Oh, honey, I'm shitting you. 1139 00:54:36,026 --> 00:54:37,274 Oh, my God, OK. 1140 00:54:38,981 --> 00:54:41,228 Oh, it's good to have you back. 1141 00:54:51,801 --> 00:54:53,550 Yeah, Frank. 1142 00:54:53,633 --> 00:54:55,590 Those girls from the art thing, 1143 00:54:55,672 --> 00:54:58,461 I want you to put the word around they're junkies, 1144 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,001 they're sluts, they're shooting seed capital 1145 00:55:01,084 --> 00:55:03,498 straight into their arms. 1146 00:55:03,582 --> 00:55:05,038 Let's sink them. 1147 00:55:31,928 --> 00:55:34,175 Gentlemen. Shall we? 1148 00:55:36,673 --> 00:55:37,839 My man. 1149 00:56:55,927 --> 00:56:56,634 You're doin' this? 1150 00:56:56,843 --> 00:56:57,675 Yeah, I'm doin' this. 1151 00:56:58,050 --> 00:56:59,631 Are you scared? - Have you met my dad? 1152 00:56:59,923 --> 00:57:02,212 It'll be hostile, hostile, hostile. 1153 00:57:04,626 --> 00:57:06,333 Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken? 1154 00:57:06,417 --> 00:57:08,914 About taking the company out of family control? 1155 00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:10,704 About fucking Rom, Shiv, and Connor? 1156 00:57:10,954 --> 00:57:13,576 Probably blowing what's left in my dad's brain? 1157 00:57:14,159 --> 00:57:16,198 I don't know, Stewy. Why would that make me jumpy? 1158 00:57:16,865 --> 00:57:19,279 One more thing... It's about that bear hug letter. 1159 00:57:19,362 --> 00:57:20,527 An acceleration. 1160 00:57:21,735 --> 00:57:23,233 No, no, no. What do you want this to be? 1161 00:57:23,316 --> 00:57:25,148 One wedding and four fuckin' funerals?