1 00:00:00,609 --> 00:00:01,689 he's gonna destroy the company. 2 00:00:02,050 --> 00:00:04,289 The only way he'll respect you is if you try to destroy him. 3 00:00:05,289 --> 00:00:07,010 I love my father, but he is currently unfit 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,129 to run this company, and I'm calling for a vote 5 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,609 of no confidence in him as CEO and chairman. 6 00:00:11,810 --> 00:00:12,929 Bullshit. No. 7 00:00:13,409 --> 00:00:14,329 All in favor. 8 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,410 You better be smelling your fucking armpit, Romulus. 9 00:00:17,489 --> 00:00:18,530 Against. 10 00:00:20,330 --> 00:00:22,409 - Where you been? - Meeting about a perspective job. 11 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,649 With your father's enemy? 12 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:26,249 You want this enough to go to war with your family? 13 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:29,489 Sandy, he wants your piece of pie. 14 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:31,609 Bring me in. We do this properly. 15 00:00:31,690 --> 00:00:33,610 Takeover, leverage buyout. Hostile. 16 00:00:34,209 --> 00:00:36,089 - What's your end? - CEO. 17 00:00:36,650 --> 00:00:38,169 I wanna talk about you properly. 18 00:00:38,249 --> 00:00:41,290 Come in. I always thought you were the smartest. 19 00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:43,570 Oh, so that's why you tried Kendall and Roman first? 20 00:00:45,329 --> 00:00:46,969 Why are you so jumpy about this, Ken? 21 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:48,970 Why am I jumpy? Fucking Rome. 22 00:00:49,169 --> 00:00:50,330 Fucking Shiv and Connor. 23 00:00:50,409 --> 00:00:53,050 About taking the company out of family control? 24 00:00:53,249 --> 00:00:54,850 Is this a fucking bear hug? 25 00:00:55,449 --> 00:00:56,489 Fuck off. 26 00:00:57,610 --> 00:01:00,490 You don't have a connection for some powder? 27 00:01:00,569 --> 00:01:01,489 Yeah. 28 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:03,730 Look out! 29 00:01:10,930 --> 00:01:13,569 This could be the defining moment of your life. 30 00:01:14,369 --> 00:01:17,809 A rich kid kills a boy. You'll never be anything else. 31 00:01:19,249 --> 00:01:21,689 Or you could be nothing at all 32 00:01:23,569 --> 00:01:26,129 My boy. My number one boy. 33 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,970 Excuse me, sir? Mr. Roy? 34 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:46,489 Um, could you come with me, please? 35 00:01:47,369 --> 00:01:48,929 What is it? 36 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:51,929 We were asked— There's, um, a gentleman here for you. 37 00:01:52,889 --> 00:01:55,809 For me? W— 38 00:01:55,889 --> 00:01:59,210 W— What is this? What do you mean? 39 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:00,889 This came as an instruction to me, 40 00:02:00,970 --> 00:02:03,089 so could you just come with me please? 41 00:02:30,089 --> 00:02:35,009 Hey. Hi, Kendall. I'm Ragnar Magnusson. 42 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:36,929 - Oh— Hi. - How are you? 43 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,769 Hi, uh... what is this? 44 00:02:40,849 --> 00:02:44,369 Uh... Do you want to get dressed and we can talk? 45 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:46,049 We might need to pull you out. 46 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:48,889 Pull me out? 47 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:51,329 I'm sorry, who— wh— who is "we"? 48 00:02:51,409 --> 00:02:54,449 - Who are you? - It's fine, Kendall. I'm Ragnar. 49 00:02:54,529 --> 00:02:56,969 I have relationship with Pinks in London 50 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:58,609 and your father has asked us 51 00:02:58,690 --> 00:03:01,450 to manage getting you on television as soon as possible. 52 00:03:03,889 --> 00:03:05,170 Uh-huh. Okay. 53 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:13,649 I've only been here like 48 hours and, uh... 54 00:03:13,729 --> 00:03:18,890 I'm meant to have a silica, uh, mud treatment. Can I just, uh... 55 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:21,890 Uh... No. 56 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:24,209 I'm sorry. It's not going to work. 57 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:38,649 So, 58 00:03:38,729 --> 00:03:41,569 it was felt Sandy, Stewy and Maesbury Capital 59 00:03:41,650 --> 00:03:43,289 wouldn't proceed with their bid without you, 60 00:03:43,369 --> 00:03:46,049 but they have gone public with the bear hug, 61 00:03:46,129 --> 00:03:50,009 and the advice was we should get you on TV this morning 62 00:03:50,089 --> 00:03:52,129 as New York opens. Okay? 63 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:53,530 Okay. Right. 64 00:03:54,849 --> 00:03:57,250 Um, but will— will that help? 65 00:03:57,329 --> 00:04:00,929 A public and personal declaration of withdrawal 66 00:04:01,009 --> 00:04:02,449 could be really helpful. 67 00:04:03,089 --> 00:04:04,169 You okay, mate? 68 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:05,890 Yeah. 69 00:04:05,969 --> 00:04:07,289 Yeah, you could do this. 70 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:09,529 You could stop it. 71 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,449 Okay, yeah. 72 00:04:11,530 --> 00:04:14,530 I mean, if my dad wants me to do it, 73 00:04:14,609 --> 00:04:15,730 uh, I'll— I'll do it. 74 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:21,849 I saw their plan; Dad's plan is better. 75 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,449 How are you feeling? 76 00:04:25,529 --> 00:04:27,089 You look good. 77 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:30,170 Yeah, I feel, uh, I feel good. 78 00:04:30,249 --> 00:04:31,449 Great. 79 00:04:41,009 --> 00:04:42,969 Good? 80 00:04:46,729 --> 00:04:48,250 Hi! 81 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,529 Hi, Karolina. Good to see you. 82 00:04:52,130 --> 00:04:53,449 - Hey, Ken. - Hey. 83 00:04:53,529 --> 00:04:55,049 So, we've got a flash studio with an affiliate. 84 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:57,129 We have hair and make-up and a suit for you. 85 00:04:57,209 --> 00:04:58,289 You okay, Ken? 86 00:04:59,729 --> 00:05:01,129 Uh, yep. Okay. 87 00:05:03,689 --> 00:05:04,730 Okay. 88 00:05:06,969 --> 00:05:10,129 They will wanna go for the tough one, so let's run it. 89 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,449 Okay? "So, um, you allied 90 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,290 with one of your father's bitterest business rivals 91 00:05:15,369 --> 00:05:17,329 in a maneuver that could see him lose the firm. 92 00:05:17,409 --> 00:05:18,610 Why did you do that? 93 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:20,849 and why did you change your mind... 94 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:23,129 and pull out?" 95 00:05:23,209 --> 00:05:25,769 Okay, so then, 96 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:29,650 "I saw their plan, but Dad's plan was better." 97 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:30,689 Right? 98 00:05:31,409 --> 00:05:32,570 Right, Kendall? 99 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:36,449 - Right? - Uh-huh. Yeah. I got it. 100 00:05:39,689 --> 00:05:41,170 I'm pulling this. 101 00:05:41,249 --> 00:05:42,809 - Uh-huh. No, I got it. I got it. - Maybe we'll do something 102 00:05:42,890 --> 00:05:44,409 - with friendly print on arrival. - I got it. I'm good. 103 00:05:44,489 --> 00:05:47,049 Um, Ken? Excuse me, can we get a tissue, please? 104 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:48,449 He needs a tissue. 105 00:05:48,529 --> 00:05:51,009 Just watch the shirt. 106 00:05:54,089 --> 00:05:56,330 Karolina, I can do this, okay? 107 00:05:57,010 --> 00:05:58,569 Karolina, I'm okay. 108 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:00,649 Karolina, I'm okay. 109 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,649 Hi, Kendall? Ten seconds. 110 00:06:31,729 --> 00:06:33,850 I'll red-light you once you're on with Sacha, okay? 111 00:06:33,929 --> 00:06:35,249 Okay. Thank you. 112 00:06:40,169 --> 00:06:42,089 We're joined now by Kendall Roy, 113 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,929 who was recently allied to a proposed bid 114 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,210 by private equity fund Maesbury 115 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:49,969 to take control of Waystar Royco 116 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:51,889 out of the hands of his own father, 117 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:53,849 media legend Logan Roy. 118 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:57,169 Now, Kendall, you know I'm gonna ask you this, 119 00:06:57,249 --> 00:06:59,410 how are things between you and your dad? 120 00:06:59,489 --> 00:07:01,769 Uh, pretty good. 121 00:07:01,850 --> 00:07:05,489 You know, we're— we're, uh, we're— we're pretty close, so, 122 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,129 you know, that's how we are. 123 00:07:07,210 --> 00:07:08,530 Oh, well, that's a... 124 00:07:08,609 --> 00:07:10,090 - We take the— Sorry. - ... great attitude. 125 00:07:10,169 --> 00:07:11,849 - Sorry. Go ahead. - No— O— Okay. 126 00:07:11,929 --> 00:07:14,569 So, let's dive in. Tell us what happened. 127 00:07:14,649 --> 00:07:16,329 - Right. - Why did you get involved? 128 00:07:16,409 --> 00:07:18,409 Why did you back out? 129 00:07:18,489 --> 00:07:19,889 Right. Um... 130 00:07:21,689 --> 00:07:24,969 I mean, there's a, uh... 131 00:07:25,049 --> 00:07:28,009 myriad, uh, factors in a decision. 132 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:30,889 A whole lifetime can lead to a moment, 133 00:07:30,969 --> 00:07:34,129 and, uh, when I— when I sat down and really looked... 134 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:35,929 God, he looks terrible. 135 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:38,929 He's like a... sweaty corpse. 136 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:40,529 Yeah. 137 00:07:40,609 --> 00:07:44,129 He looks waxy, like an unshaven candle. 138 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:46,690 Uh, but I mean, um... 139 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:51,530 You know, the long and the short of it is, I... 140 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,569 saw their plan, and my dad's plan was better. 141 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:58,409 Look, this is, uh, this is tough for me and my family. 142 00:07:58,490 --> 00:08:01,210 But I made an assessment looking at the sector 143 00:08:01,289 --> 00:08:02,890 and the firm's trajectory 144 00:08:02,969 --> 00:08:06,050 that, you know, shareholders were being ignored. 145 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:08,849 But the fact is, those concerns are being addressed, 146 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:12,569 and, uh, you know, it— it— it comes down to shareholder value. 147 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:15,409 Um, and, you know... 148 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:18,049 frankly, uh, what also sort of become obvious, 149 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:21,490 was there were some unstable personalities involved 150 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:22,969 uh, with this deal. 151 00:08:23,050 --> 00:08:25,609 "Ooh, I'm Kendall and I'm a sassy little bitch." 152 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,050 - What do you think? - What's going on? 153 00:08:27,130 --> 00:08:28,569 I thought he was benched. 154 00:08:28,649 --> 00:08:30,970 Ah, what the— What's he saying? We got shitty Wi-Fi. 155 00:08:31,049 --> 00:08:32,609 He looks weird, right? 156 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:34,649 He looks demented. Why is he so shiny? 157 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:35,930 Why do you have shitty Wi-Fi? 158 00:08:36,009 --> 00:08:37,450 We wanted a place without Wi-Fi. 159 00:08:37,529 --> 00:08:39,889 I mean, to me he looks like a fucking joke, 160 00:08:39,969 --> 00:08:41,929 but what would an average Joe think? 161 00:08:42,009 --> 00:08:43,049 Hey, I'll call you back. 162 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:44,769 So, once upon a time, 163 00:08:44,849 --> 00:08:47,170 word was that you were in pole position 164 00:08:47,249 --> 00:08:48,729 to take over, right? 165 00:08:48,809 --> 00:08:52,090 And, uh, God forbid your dad was hit by a bus tomorrow, 166 00:08:52,169 --> 00:08:53,449 is there a plan? 167 00:08:53,529 --> 00:08:56,489 Uh, well, um... I would say... 168 00:08:56,569 --> 00:09:01,009 uh, the plan would be for the Municipality of New York 169 00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:02,410 to, uh, find another bus, 170 00:09:02,489 --> 00:09:04,730 because if my dad gets hit by a bus tomorrow, 171 00:09:04,809 --> 00:09:06,530 the city will be down one bus, 172 00:09:06,610 --> 00:09:08,170 not one CEO. 173 00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,330 Fair enough. Fair enough, Ken— 174 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:13,289 Ladies and gentlemen, 175 00:09:13,969 --> 00:09:15,209 the first fucking thing 176 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:17,609 my son's ever done right in his life. 177 00:10:45,169 --> 00:10:47,170 Ah, how the mighty are fallen. 178 00:10:47,249 --> 00:10:49,090 He was a king once. Now look at him. 179 00:10:49,169 --> 00:10:53,849 Eating shit with feet of clay, a fucking neutered hound-dog. 180 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:55,090 I think he did okay. 181 00:10:55,169 --> 00:10:57,809 Oh, yes, he did great. He did just fine. 182 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,370 But, Jesus! Elvis on the fucking toilet! 183 00:11:00,449 --> 00:11:01,769 Like, he doesn't come back from this, 184 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:03,329 right? 185 00:11:03,409 --> 00:11:04,849 Like, he just walked around the New York Stock Exchange 186 00:11:04,929 --> 00:11:06,209 with his severed dick in his hand 187 00:11:06,289 --> 00:11:07,969 asking where was good for free soup. 188 00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:12,130 He just ate the big dog dick. Sucked that pooch bone dry! 189 00:11:12,209 --> 00:11:14,809 Honey, what's the reaction? What happened to the price? 190 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:17,849 Uh, dropped down, shot back up. 191 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,689 I think Sandy and Stewy offer Dad a way out, asset swap. 192 00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:22,889 Right? I mean, that's what the next move is. 193 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,529 Yeah, I would think so, right? 194 00:11:24,610 --> 00:11:26,570 - If they're going to proceed. - Well, 195 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:28,249 - they can't go hostile. - No. 196 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:29,769 Especially without Kendall's equity. 197 00:11:29,849 --> 00:11:30,889 Shit. No. 198 00:11:32,649 --> 00:11:34,849 You wanna abandon honeymoon? 199 00:11:34,930 --> 00:11:38,929 No, I mean... No, I don't want to. Do you? 200 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,809 No. I don't want to. No. 201 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:44,770 Do you? 202 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,210 Did you get the bike? 203 00:11:52,289 --> 00:11:54,849 Yeah, your dad didn't want you to ride all alone, Ken. 204 00:11:54,929 --> 00:11:56,170 We got a guy. 205 00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:57,249 Oh, here he is! Mr. Potato Head! 206 00:12:57,329 --> 00:12:59,449 My plastic adversary. 207 00:13:00,490 --> 00:13:02,209 Welcome to the bunker. 208 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,849 Say hello to the grunts. 209 00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:05,809 - No offense, Karl. - None taken. 210 00:13:05,889 --> 00:13:07,090 Yeah, well, a bit of offense, Karl, 211 00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:08,689 because a smarter CFO might have seen 212 00:13:08,769 --> 00:13:10,129 this fucking disaster coming. 213 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:11,969 Got it. Yep. Offense now taken. 214 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,769 Thank you for the TV thing. 215 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:17,809 I mean— You know, the least I could do. 216 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:21,010 Price is up a little, so I don't think it's done anything for us. 217 00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:23,569 Well, at least he tried. 218 00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:27,169 Okay, Karl, I need to de-brief the double agent. 219 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,969 The ground pounders can fuck off. 220 00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:32,609 All right, I'll get the investor call list 221 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:35,089 for later, and... 222 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,649 I'll, uh, update you in, what, 20, on the— 223 00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,489 No, no, no. You're staying. 224 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:40,930 Stay. 225 00:13:53,329 --> 00:13:58,090 Okay. Now you. Step up onto the rack. 226 00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:00,809 I'm gonna pull you limb from limb like a piñata, 227 00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:02,489 see what falls out. 228 00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:07,970 Okay, so, you want... what? 229 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,810 I want their game plan. What their timetable is, 230 00:14:10,889 --> 00:14:14,810 the capital structure. Endgame. What they might accept. 231 00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:18,089 What their weak points are. But we'll start at the start. 232 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,450 When did they approach you? 233 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,210 Um, when did they approach me? 234 00:14:22,289 --> 00:14:23,569 Mm-hmm. Did it take long 235 00:14:23,649 --> 00:14:25,649 or did you open your legs on the first date? 236 00:14:25,729 --> 00:14:28,849 Well, no, they took a fair time 237 00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:31,529 to persuade me to, uh... 238 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,729 Betray me. 239 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:37,049 - Yeah. - Well, that's nice. 240 00:14:38,729 --> 00:14:40,369 Look, do you want the psychodrama 241 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:41,929 of the whole thing, or...? 242 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:43,330 What do they think I'll do? 243 00:14:43,409 --> 00:14:47,410 Well, uh, Stewy thinks you might come to the table. 244 00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:49,289 Sandy thinks it will be hostile. 245 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:50,529 They think they'll win? 246 00:14:50,609 --> 00:14:53,689 Yeah. We— They— They think, uh... 247 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:57,050 I guess when I talked about inside the firm... 248 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,209 Mm-hmm. 249 00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,089 uh, they got the impression 250 00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:03,929 that there was some erratic decision-making. 251 00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:07,889 They think you're emotional, unstable, 252 00:15:07,969 --> 00:15:10,409 not necessarily logic driven, 253 00:15:10,490 --> 00:15:13,250 getting weaker and you'll crack under pressure. 254 00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:14,649 Hmm. 255 00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:15,769 And who are they hitting? 256 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,849 Obviously, major shareholders. 257 00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:20,930 Most institutional are, as you'd expect, risk averse 258 00:15:21,010 --> 00:15:25,249 and there's a big degree of sort of legacy trust in you 259 00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:27,409 as a kind of one-shot voodoo guy 260 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:29,009 who holds the whole thing together. 261 00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:32,129 That it? 262 00:15:34,969 --> 00:15:35,969 Um... 263 00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:39,889 Look, let me, uh... 264 00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,930 I'm going to, uh... 265 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,609 get those call lists, huh? 266 00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:55,490 Yeah, I talked to their PR team and, uh... 267 00:15:58,009 --> 00:16:01,169 I gave them what medications you're on. 268 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:06,329 And they have for background you hitting Iverson. 269 00:16:06,409 --> 00:16:09,770 And they have you pissing on the floor of my office. 270 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,609 Uh-huh. 271 00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:16,730 Listen, Dad, obviously, I'm, uh... 272 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,729 I— I feel awful, and I just wanna say— 273 00:16:19,809 --> 00:16:23,210 Fine. Well, fuck off. They'll put you somewhere. 274 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,210 Investor calls. 275 00:16:25,289 --> 00:16:29,489 Pour me some buckets of cold shit on the bid, all right? 276 00:16:38,849 --> 00:16:40,089 So, 277 00:16:40,169 --> 00:16:42,889 Paul has the list of the top ten shareholders 278 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,249 that we'd like you to hit 279 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,210 and he'll talk you through all the lines and... 280 00:16:46,289 --> 00:16:47,290 - Okay? - Okay. 281 00:16:47,369 --> 00:16:49,090 - All right. - Yup. Okay. 282 00:16:53,609 --> 00:16:56,729 Um, listen, Karolina. Is Jess back? 283 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:59,410 Uh, no, but we can reach out to Jess. 284 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:05,129 Yeah, just normally on, uh, on some matters, 285 00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:10,689 Jess speaks to, um, my friend Nick for me. 286 00:17:10,769 --> 00:17:12,970 And, uh, he sources for me. 287 00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:14,050 Right. 288 00:17:14,129 --> 00:17:15,250 Right. 289 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,890 Yeah, I— I— I need, um... 290 00:17:20,969 --> 00:17:25,089 I— Look, I'm— I'm going to be cleaning up my act. 291 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,609 - You know, I have been. - Mm-hmm. 292 00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:29,049 But, honestly, right now, I need a straightener. 293 00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:31,849 Thank you. 294 00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:53,170 You know, I, um... 295 00:17:54,569 --> 00:17:57,929 I was quite disappointed I didn't get any advance warning 296 00:17:58,009 --> 00:18:02,409 of this attack, Jamie. That's quite disappointing. 297 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:04,810 How does my banker not know? 298 00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:08,729 Sandy's tough, and his operation's a steel box. 299 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:09,929 Nobody knew. 300 00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,609 Uh-huh. 301 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,769 So, uh, what's your move? 302 00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,689 What's my move? 303 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:17,290 Look at the fucking wine I'm serving you. 304 00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:19,330 I'm fucking wining and dining you. 305 00:18:19,409 --> 00:18:22,250 What's my move? I mean, I don't know. I guess... 306 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:24,689 the obvious, uh, I'll say I'm thinking, 307 00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:28,729 and, uh, drag it out, hope that it dies, uh... 308 00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:31,769 Name a successor. 309 00:18:31,850 --> 00:18:33,089 Uh-huh. 310 00:18:33,169 --> 00:18:34,369 That could be good. 311 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,490 Who? 312 00:18:36,569 --> 00:18:38,690 Well, that's a bit complicated. 313 00:18:40,289 --> 00:18:43,129 What else I got? On the defense. 314 00:18:43,210 --> 00:18:45,209 Well, that's, uh, difficult. 315 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,609 How much do I have to fucking pay you to say something? 316 00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:49,090 Look, you don't want to sell, 317 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,929 you don't wanna sell, you don't wanna sell. 318 00:18:51,010 --> 00:18:52,690 So where's my margin to tell you something you don't wanna hear? 319 00:18:52,769 --> 00:18:55,130 Well, try to think of it as a long-term investment 320 00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:56,650 in my trust in you. 321 00:18:56,729 --> 00:19:00,969 All right. In all honesty, on the business fundamentals, 322 00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:03,169 you should make a deal and sell. 323 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,489 If you don't, it's going to be a vicious fight. 324 00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:08,410 It could extend to months, years. 325 00:19:08,489 --> 00:19:10,689 Perhaps you win. Perhaps. 326 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:14,369 But till then, nothing will get done. 327 00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:16,010 It'll soak up all of your resources, 328 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,770 all of your attention, 329 00:19:17,849 --> 00:19:19,690 beating them away with every regulatory, 330 00:19:19,769 --> 00:19:22,850 financial and political weapon that you have at your disposal. 331 00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:26,009 There's blood in the water, 332 00:19:26,089 --> 00:19:27,730 and your price is edging down. 333 00:19:28,889 --> 00:19:31,649 Tech is coming. Tech is here. 334 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:34,609 Tech has its hands around your throat. 335 00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:38,090 There's maybe one, two legacy media operations 336 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,369 that will make themselves big enough to survive. 337 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:45,209 The price that Sandy's offering is inflated. 338 00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:48,049 It's inflated by bitterness, ego and spite. 339 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,369 You choose not to sell, 340 00:19:50,449 --> 00:19:53,690 well, what's going to be different in two, four years? 341 00:19:53,769 --> 00:19:55,009 Are things gonna change? 342 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:58,090 More people gonna read your newspapers? 343 00:19:58,689 --> 00:19:59,890 Watch TV? 344 00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:05,129 Culturally, structurally and financially, 345 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,289 you're in the toilet. 346 00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:10,570 In five years, you'll be in the mega toilet. 347 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,369 The wise thing to do is to sell. 348 00:20:14,449 --> 00:20:16,649 Now, generally, you do the wise thing. 349 00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:19,090 But no, no, obviously not this time. 350 00:20:19,169 --> 00:20:21,649 This time you'll— you'll call me something disgusting 351 00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:23,649 and throw a decanter at the wall. 352 00:20:31,249 --> 00:20:33,369 In terms of this investigation... 353 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:38,570 we will explore how and why this occurred. 354 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:42,009 and we plan for the most thorough internal investigation 355 00:20:42,089 --> 00:20:43,210 ever seen. 356 00:20:43,289 --> 00:20:44,649 Uh, one for Roman Roy. 357 00:20:44,729 --> 00:20:46,090 When will the investigation start, 358 00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:48,449 and any issues that are looking like likely causes? 359 00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:50,090 Um... 360 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:52,649 Well, on, uh, on the timing? Right away. 361 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,970 We take this incredibly seriously. 362 00:20:55,049 --> 00:20:56,969 Um, and as for, um... 363 00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,769 Uh, as for determination of the cause, 364 00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:00,529 we just don't wanna speculate. 365 00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:02,609 And I don't wanna be facetious, 366 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:06,929 but, Sarah, on that point, I'm not a rocket scientist. 367 00:21:10,009 --> 00:21:11,609 All right then. Director Sato, one more question: 368 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:12,970 Is Waystar Royco ready... 369 00:21:13,049 --> 00:21:14,129 to accept liability? 370 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,409 Will there be a financial settlement 371 00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,489 offered to the victims' families? 372 00:21:19,209 --> 00:21:21,129 Uh, I'm very sorry for this. 373 00:21:23,329 --> 00:21:24,650 For example... 374 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,089 Holy shit. Did you get the call? Did you get this? 375 00:21:26,169 --> 00:21:27,409 - Is this for real? - Yeah, I got it. 376 00:21:27,490 --> 00:21:29,249 - Sell? - He wouldn't, would he? 377 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,410 Tom. 378 00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:35,569 Holy shit. He's saying he's selling? 379 00:21:35,649 --> 00:21:36,929 - Mm-hmm. - That's... 380 00:21:37,009 --> 00:21:38,449 He would never sell, would he? Do we go? 381 00:21:38,529 --> 00:21:40,729 Uh, I guess? 382 00:21:40,810 --> 00:21:43,130 But, fuck! The wedding and the honeymoon fucked? 383 00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:45,089 What a nutty bastard! 384 00:21:45,169 --> 00:21:47,329 What a fucking egocentric great white! 385 00:21:48,169 --> 00:21:49,169 Motherfucker. 386 00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:53,329 Nice abode, man. 387 00:21:54,569 --> 00:21:56,249 You okay? 388 00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,689 Uh, what's— what's the news? 389 00:22:00,329 --> 00:22:01,889 What's— what's going on? 390 00:22:02,569 --> 00:22:03,569 How you doin'? 391 00:22:03,649 --> 00:22:05,289 Yeah, all good. What's good, dude? 392 00:22:09,050 --> 00:22:10,489 This place is sick! 393 00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:14,369 Oh, yeah. It's fashion week; all the good penthouses are gone. 394 00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:18,969 Yeah, no, I mean I'm sure— It— Yeah, could be way better. 395 00:22:19,049 --> 00:22:22,370 I just... don't... know how. 396 00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:23,849 Fuck. 397 00:22:23,929 --> 00:22:25,889 What, uh— What's uh— What happened with your house? 398 00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,090 Oh, I'm— I'm, uh, I got rid of it. 399 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,130 It smelt of Rava. 400 00:22:30,209 --> 00:22:31,930 Oh, dude, yeah. 401 00:22:32,930 --> 00:22:33,890 Did you bring, uh... 402 00:22:33,970 --> 00:22:35,369 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Great. 403 00:22:39,809 --> 00:22:41,570 Uh, did this come from Coach? 404 00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:45,130 Oh, no, uh, he's out of town. That is from another source. 405 00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:51,170 Eww. Dude. W— Where did you get this? 406 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,369 Uh, that? It— It's from a connection. 407 00:22:55,010 --> 00:22:55,970 In the park. 408 00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:57,329 - Park coke? - Yeah. 409 00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:59,729 I'm doing park coke? Are you fucking kidding me? 410 00:23:02,810 --> 00:23:04,289 That is just perfect. 411 00:23:04,369 --> 00:23:06,410 I'll be lucky if I have any fucking nostrils left 412 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:07,929 after this. 413 00:23:08,009 --> 00:23:11,009 If my septum falls out, I'm gonna make you eat my septum. 414 00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:14,009 Yeah, this guy's— this guy's got— got the good shit. 415 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:15,209 Yeah. 416 00:23:19,449 --> 00:23:20,609 How is it? Is it... 417 00:23:21,929 --> 00:23:23,770 Is it not... 418 00:23:23,849 --> 00:23:26,810 Mm, yeah, no, that's the worst coke I've ever had. 419 00:23:27,530 --> 00:23:28,730 No, dude... 420 00:23:30,169 --> 00:23:31,849 Dude, I'm so sorry. 421 00:23:31,929 --> 00:23:33,609 Like, he promised me. 422 00:23:33,689 --> 00:23:35,089 Oh, he promised you? 423 00:23:35,170 --> 00:23:37,330 I swear. I mean, I— Do you want me to take it back? 424 00:23:37,409 --> 00:23:40,609 Yeah, take it back for a refund, Greg! 425 00:23:40,690 --> 00:23:42,850 You know, did you— did you keep the receipt? 426 00:23:42,929 --> 00:23:45,169 Go get— go— Go take it back for a refund. 427 00:23:46,489 --> 00:23:48,209 He's opening the summer palace 428 00:23:48,289 --> 00:23:50,049 to keep the summit out of view. It's the full fuckin' number. 429 00:23:50,129 --> 00:23:52,249 Okay. Yeah, well, I'll see you at the hellhole, bro. 430 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,769 See you at the shitpit, sis. 431 00:24:49,609 --> 00:24:51,409 Oh, welcome! Apologies. 432 00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:52,649 We'll have everything straight 433 00:24:52,729 --> 00:24:54,369 - just as soon as— - Oh, no, I'm early. 434 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:57,490 It's good. Don't worry. Just, uh, carry on. I'm not here. 435 00:25:00,129 --> 00:25:01,369 What is the...? 436 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:03,569 Sorry about the smell. We're working on that. 437 00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:06,089 God, that's... bad. 438 00:25:07,729 --> 00:25:08,889 What the fuck is that? 439 00:25:14,770 --> 00:25:16,729 We can't exactly keep the windows open. 440 00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:18,809 Have you tried scented candles? 441 00:25:20,530 --> 00:25:23,009 - Hey, what up sex pot? - Hey, Rome. 442 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:25,049 - What is that stink? - I know. 443 00:25:25,129 --> 00:25:27,289 Dead kid shallow grave somewhere or what? 444 00:25:27,370 --> 00:25:28,649 Hey, do you wanna get some air? 445 00:25:28,730 --> 00:25:29,609 Yes. 446 00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:31,090 - You got a haircut. - Yeah. 447 00:25:31,169 --> 00:25:33,449 - I hate it. - That's because it's stylish. 448 00:25:34,569 --> 00:25:36,209 I'm worried slash excited 449 00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:38,050 in case he actually fucking kills Kendall. 450 00:25:38,129 --> 00:25:39,489 I mean, he might kill him. 451 00:25:39,569 --> 00:25:41,249 Could go for him. He could kill him. 452 00:25:41,329 --> 00:25:43,090 Man, it'd be so weird if he killed him. 453 00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:48,169 So this is good for you, right? 454 00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:50,609 What, if he sells? 455 00:25:50,690 --> 00:25:51,610 He's not gonna sell. 456 00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:53,929 Hmm, I don't know about that. 457 00:25:54,009 --> 00:25:55,889 Well, Kendall's out for good, right? 458 00:25:55,969 --> 00:25:57,290 Best case for him is 459 00:25:57,370 --> 00:25:59,410 Dad keeps him on for like a week to kill the deal, 460 00:25:59,489 --> 00:26:00,809 then he's pure carcass. 461 00:26:00,889 --> 00:26:02,210 Mm-hmm. 462 00:26:02,290 --> 00:26:03,569 I'm with Gil. 463 00:26:04,169 --> 00:26:05,569 Connor's... 464 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:07,690 I mean, fuck, Connor's gonna be in the White House. 465 00:26:07,769 --> 00:26:09,369 Yeah, sure... 466 00:26:09,449 --> 00:26:11,930 I guess. I mean, I hadn't considered it, but... 467 00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:14,849 Oh, you hadn't considered? 468 00:26:14,929 --> 00:26:18,729 Well, no, I— I guess, theoretically, yeah. 469 00:26:18,809 --> 00:26:21,490 It's a cool moment. Hm? Good luck. 470 00:26:26,050 --> 00:26:27,010 What? 471 00:26:29,569 --> 00:26:31,329 - Wha— - I know what you're doing. 472 00:26:31,409 --> 00:26:33,809 I— I'm just saying it's exciting. It's all set. 473 00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:35,289 Sure. 474 00:26:35,369 --> 00:26:36,770 You're fucking with me. 475 00:26:36,850 --> 00:26:38,489 - But I'm impervious. - Rome, I'm not fucking with you. 476 00:26:38,570 --> 00:26:40,249 - I'm just saying good luck. - Great. Well, thanks a lot. 477 00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:41,729 What? 478 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,409 You're trying to get inside my head, but that's cool, 479 00:26:43,490 --> 00:26:44,330 I can cope. 480 00:26:47,290 --> 00:26:48,850 What, maybe I'm fuckin' ready for it. 481 00:26:48,929 --> 00:26:50,849 - You are. - Yeah. 482 00:26:50,929 --> 00:26:53,050 I mean, there's always room for you to blow up. 483 00:26:54,649 --> 00:26:56,249 I mean... 484 00:26:56,329 --> 00:26:57,569 nobody mentioned blowing up, 485 00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:59,249 and then suddenly you mention blowing up? 486 00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:01,009 And now what? I'm supposed to worry about fucking blowing up? 487 00:27:01,089 --> 00:27:02,810 I don't think you're gonna blow up. 488 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,570 I'm... 489 00:27:04,649 --> 00:27:08,489 Rome, I think you're a super-talented superstar, 490 00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:10,210 and I— I love you. 491 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,770 Oh, you're such a fucking bitch. 492 00:27:17,050 --> 00:27:18,369 So you don't know what it is? 493 00:27:18,449 --> 00:27:20,609 We're looking absolutely everywhere once again. 494 00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:22,769 And all is well now with the renovation? 495 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,929 Yes, all that was resolved. 496 00:27:25,929 --> 00:27:27,250 Open the doors. 497 00:27:27,329 --> 00:27:29,369 It smells like the cheesemonger died 498 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:31,210 and left his dick in the brie. 499 00:27:31,289 --> 00:27:32,530 I need to breathe. 500 00:27:33,649 --> 00:27:34,689 Kendall! 501 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:37,969 Come on! Let's hunt this out! 502 00:27:40,690 --> 00:27:43,169 You know, you— you get used to it, actually. 503 00:27:43,249 --> 00:27:44,930 Yeah, 200 million... 504 00:27:45,010 --> 00:27:48,209 and I need a clip on my nose to stop me fucking retching. 505 00:27:52,210 --> 00:27:54,689 You wanna talk about Laird's idea? 506 00:27:54,769 --> 00:27:56,570 Nah. Later. 507 00:28:11,969 --> 00:28:14,089 So, listen. 508 00:28:14,169 --> 00:28:16,409 - Hm? - You all right? 509 00:28:16,490 --> 00:28:19,129 Yeah. Yeah, I'm um, pretty good. 510 00:28:20,050 --> 00:28:21,609 Uh-huh. 511 00:28:21,689 --> 00:28:25,130 I— I could use some downtime at— at some point, to— 512 00:28:25,210 --> 00:28:28,049 Yeah, sure, sure. Just don't, um, you know... 513 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:30,730 You know, uh, thinking's natural... 514 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:34,529 can't be helped, but, you know... in limits. 515 00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:37,570 Right. Exactly. Right. 516 00:28:41,969 --> 00:28:44,530 Well, good. Good to have it all out. 517 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,250 Colin! 518 00:28:49,449 --> 00:28:51,609 You should have to with Colin. 519 00:28:54,489 --> 00:28:55,449 Everything is good? 520 00:28:55,529 --> 00:28:56,609 - Mm. - Yeah? 521 00:29:01,610 --> 00:29:02,929 - Kendall. - Hi, Marcia. 522 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,089 Ça va? 523 00:29:04,889 --> 00:29:06,209 How was your trip? 524 00:29:06,289 --> 00:29:07,769 It was good. It was fine. 525 00:29:07,849 --> 00:29:10,009 No accidents? No hiccups? 526 00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:13,049 Uh, no. No hiccups. 527 00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:16,169 Je sais. You've been through difficult times. 528 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:18,170 You're a nice boy. 529 00:29:18,249 --> 00:29:22,089 But out of difficult times come strong men, right? 530 00:29:28,049 --> 00:29:30,929 Marianne, come up with the candles, please. 531 00:29:31,009 --> 00:29:32,129 Ken. 532 00:29:32,969 --> 00:29:34,049 Got a minute? 533 00:29:35,369 --> 00:29:36,410 Yeah. 534 00:29:43,209 --> 00:29:44,209 Okay. 535 00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:50,810 So, I don't know how much you know or care to know, 536 00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:53,530 but your dad wanted me to offer to talk you through things. 537 00:29:53,609 --> 00:29:54,650 Oh, okay. 538 00:29:54,729 --> 00:29:56,249 So, I'll just lay it out for you? 539 00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:58,250 Oh, yeah, okay. I mean... 540 00:29:58,969 --> 00:30:00,089 I don't need... 541 00:30:00,170 --> 00:30:02,249 Yeah? Well, shall I, just so you know? 542 00:30:03,689 --> 00:30:07,010 So, the site of the crash was discovered around 4:00 a.m. 543 00:30:07,090 --> 00:30:08,890 by two of our guys who saw the busted fence 544 00:30:08,969 --> 00:30:10,690 - and followed that up. - Uh-huh. 545 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,329 And they informed local police. 546 00:30:12,409 --> 00:30:13,769 And as you know, 547 00:30:13,850 --> 00:30:15,889 an entry keycard was found and passed to me. 548 00:30:15,969 --> 00:30:18,410 So, that's one individual outside of our loop, 549 00:30:18,490 --> 00:30:20,729 but who is known to me and who I consider secure. 550 00:30:20,809 --> 00:30:22,009 Okay. 551 00:30:22,090 --> 00:30:23,649 And the UK police sent divers in that morning. 552 00:30:23,729 --> 00:30:25,169 Right. Right. 553 00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:27,329 And the kid, uh, Andrew Dodds, well, he was dead obviously. 554 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,689 He'd unclipped his seatbelt, so he had survived the impact 555 00:30:29,770 --> 00:30:30,929 to do that. 556 00:30:31,010 --> 00:30:32,530 Oh, okay. 557 00:30:32,609 --> 00:30:34,889 So, the initial determination was that he was travelling solo 558 00:30:34,970 --> 00:30:36,329 and that hasn't been challenged. 559 00:30:36,409 --> 00:30:38,530 And the riverbank was also heavily compromised 560 00:30:38,609 --> 00:30:40,849 by rain and our guys and the salvage operation, 561 00:30:40,929 --> 00:30:43,849 so there were no indicators of another individual. 562 00:30:44,929 --> 00:30:46,529 So, that's where we are. 563 00:30:46,609 --> 00:30:49,009 We expect the UK coroner to deliver a ruling 564 00:30:49,090 --> 00:30:50,409 of death by misadventure, 565 00:30:50,489 --> 00:30:52,609 and that will be it as far as we see. 566 00:30:52,690 --> 00:30:54,449 Any questions or concerns? 567 00:30:56,609 --> 00:31:00,329 Um... I do not think so, no. 568 00:31:00,409 --> 00:31:01,489 Thank you, Colin. 569 00:31:01,570 --> 00:31:02,650 Good. 570 00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,170 Oh, my God. 571 00:31:36,250 --> 00:31:37,409 Look at him. 572 00:31:37,489 --> 00:31:38,649 No. No thanks. 573 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:43,489 I don't think I can do this. 574 00:31:43,570 --> 00:31:46,930 Well, shall we just hit him? With a stick or rocks? 575 00:31:47,009 --> 00:31:47,969 Yeah. 576 00:31:48,969 --> 00:31:50,249 Hey. 577 00:31:50,329 --> 00:31:54,169 Dead man walking. The fucking cadaver awakens. 578 00:32:00,889 --> 00:32:01,889 Hey. 579 00:32:02,649 --> 00:32:03,809 When did you crawl in? 580 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:05,729 Yesterday. You? 581 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:13,610 So, you spoken to him? Is this real? Is he gonna do it? 582 00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:15,009 Is he gonna sell? 583 00:32:15,089 --> 00:32:16,289 Uh, I dunno. 584 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:17,530 Oh, you don't know. 585 00:32:19,969 --> 00:32:21,169 So? 586 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:23,170 What the fuck happened? Why'd you pull out? 587 00:32:24,010 --> 00:32:25,489 I guess I, uh... 588 00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:30,010 I saw their plan. 589 00:32:30,089 --> 00:32:32,369 You know, Dad's plan is better. 590 00:32:34,609 --> 00:32:36,490 Mm. Mm-hmm. Okay. 591 00:32:36,569 --> 00:32:38,889 Bullshit. Um, what happened? 592 00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:42,809 I changed my mind, I guess. 593 00:32:42,889 --> 00:32:44,769 Fuck you. And you couldn't have changed your mind 594 00:32:44,849 --> 00:32:46,569 before my wedding? 595 00:32:46,649 --> 00:32:49,370 You do realize how fucked you're going to be 596 00:32:49,449 --> 00:32:51,409 as soon as you're no longer any use to him, right? 597 00:32:51,489 --> 00:32:54,130 He's got you eating fucking humiliation gumbo 598 00:32:54,209 --> 00:32:55,930 on TV, and then what? 599 00:32:56,009 --> 00:32:57,569 Yeah, Dad's gonna play a merry tune on you 600 00:32:57,649 --> 00:32:59,289 and then throw you out the fucking window, 601 00:32:59,369 --> 00:33:00,529 and you know that, right? 602 00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:02,530 He's like a sex robot for Dad to fuck. 603 00:33:02,609 --> 00:33:04,049 He's like an old beaten dog. 604 00:33:04,129 --> 00:33:07,129 Well, he's both of those things and also a piece of shit. 605 00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:09,010 You know, he's a pathetic little fucking narcissist 606 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,769 who repeatedly puts his own self-interest 607 00:33:10,849 --> 00:33:12,209 above everything else 608 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:14,330 and then tries to justify it with half-assed appeals 609 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,889 of the rigors of the fucking market. 610 00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:19,130 You're a fucking prick. 611 00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:21,169 Uh-huh. Maybe I am. 612 00:33:22,289 --> 00:33:25,369 Oh, come on, fuck-bag, fight back. 613 00:33:25,450 --> 00:33:27,049 I— guys, I— I just... 614 00:33:28,929 --> 00:33:30,049 I can't get into it. 615 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:32,929 Oh, you can't get into it? Uh-huh. Shucks. 616 00:33:33,010 --> 00:33:35,489 Fuck you, man. Come on. Treat us. 617 00:33:35,569 --> 00:33:37,169 Why did you actually back out? 618 00:33:39,489 --> 00:33:41,369 I'm sorry, Shiv, about the wedding. 619 00:33:43,609 --> 00:33:45,689 How dare you apologize to me? 620 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:52,409 You look like shit, by the way. 621 00:34:03,489 --> 00:34:05,529 Why can't we keep it in-house? 622 00:34:05,609 --> 00:34:07,529 It's costing me an arm and a fucking leg. 623 00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:10,769 They have located the source of the smell. You should come. 624 00:34:14,009 --> 00:34:18,370 So, are you going to tell me what you're actually thinking? 625 00:34:18,449 --> 00:34:20,849 Lot of moving parts. 626 00:34:20,929 --> 00:34:22,889 The selling, is it real? 627 00:34:22,969 --> 00:34:24,649 We'll see how it goes. 628 00:34:26,569 --> 00:34:27,730 What do you think? 629 00:34:27,809 --> 00:34:30,689 What? I have to dance for the Daddy too? 630 00:34:32,449 --> 00:34:35,209 I've had strong advice to accept the offer. 631 00:34:37,249 --> 00:34:39,289 What if I didn't know what I think? 632 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:41,249 Uh-huh. 633 00:34:42,049 --> 00:34:43,689 Maybe you should sell. 634 00:34:43,769 --> 00:34:47,129 You're old. You've not been well. 635 00:34:48,609 --> 00:34:51,449 Okay. Very well. Thank you. 636 00:34:56,129 --> 00:34:58,930 - What? - Putain de merde... 637 00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:01,369 Oh, what the fuck is that? 638 00:35:01,450 --> 00:35:04,490 Oh, I need to see that contractor. 639 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:08,649 Get 'em down here. Are they here? Come on, we're starting. 640 00:35:08,729 --> 00:35:10,969 And I don't want all this shit. 641 00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:15,529 It's sat around in the stink! Pizza! We'll have pizza! 642 00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:34,009 So, what's the game do you reckon, Shiv? 643 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:37,090 I dunno. Say he's selling and see who squeals loudest? 644 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:40,529 Kind of loyalty test? Or productivity brainstorm? 645 00:35:40,609 --> 00:35:42,769 Or we kill and eat Kendall as a pizza topping. 646 00:35:44,329 --> 00:35:45,409 Hey-hey! 647 00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:46,489 Hey, Dad. 648 00:35:47,569 --> 00:35:49,129 Willa, hi! 649 00:35:54,929 --> 00:35:57,209 So! Afternoon. 650 00:35:59,529 --> 00:36:02,090 Thank you all for, uh, making it. 651 00:36:03,529 --> 00:36:06,289 We need to discuss this bear hug. 652 00:36:06,369 --> 00:36:08,969 Obviously, I have obligations to the shareholders 653 00:36:09,050 --> 00:36:13,129 to seriously consider it. Ha-ha. 654 00:36:13,209 --> 00:36:18,049 Now Kendall's row-back may have hurt them, we'll see. 655 00:36:18,130 --> 00:36:20,050 It may kill the bid, it may not. 656 00:36:20,129 --> 00:36:23,689 But I guess the question that that's been put to me is 657 00:36:23,769 --> 00:36:26,210 do we really want this fight? 658 00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:31,489 Or is now the moment to cash in and fuck off out of the casino? 659 00:36:32,209 --> 00:36:34,930 Because if we do fight, 660 00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:41,369 I need to tell the board who I want to take over. 661 00:36:45,849 --> 00:36:49,569 So, please. I want you to speak freely. 662 00:36:51,449 --> 00:36:52,409 What? 663 00:36:54,010 --> 00:36:55,649 Anything you say can and will be used against you 664 00:36:55,729 --> 00:36:56,770 in a court of law. 665 00:36:56,849 --> 00:36:58,169 Oh, come on. We're all pals here. 666 00:36:58,249 --> 00:36:59,890 - Oh, yeah. - Let's fuckin' have it out. 667 00:37:03,809 --> 00:37:06,569 I think you should fight, but, uh... 668 00:37:06,650 --> 00:37:08,530 I mean, you're the one who built it all. 669 00:37:08,609 --> 00:37:10,889 You're the man, the myth, the legend. 670 00:37:10,969 --> 00:37:12,850 Oh, that is adorable. 671 00:37:12,929 --> 00:37:15,569 You're always looking out for Pops, aren't you, right? 672 00:37:15,649 --> 00:37:17,449 But is he saying Dad should stay on 673 00:37:17,529 --> 00:37:19,769 because that's what Sandy and Stewy want? 674 00:37:19,850 --> 00:37:21,730 How do we know he's not a double agent? 675 00:37:21,809 --> 00:37:23,249 Nice to see you, Con. 676 00:37:23,329 --> 00:37:25,209 Hey, Ken, I'm just saying what others are thinking. 677 00:37:25,289 --> 00:37:26,770 It's possible. 678 00:37:26,849 --> 00:37:28,889 Should we frisk him for a wire? Burn him? See if he's a witch? 679 00:37:28,969 --> 00:37:30,650 He has taken his medicine. 680 00:37:30,729 --> 00:37:33,250 He's taken his medicine? Is that it? 681 00:37:33,329 --> 00:37:36,049 Dad, you beat Roman with a fucking slipper 682 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:39,170 in Gustav till he cried for ordering lobster, remember? 683 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:40,649 And Kendall tries to kill you 684 00:37:40,729 --> 00:37:42,329 and he's five minutes out in the cold? 685 00:37:42,409 --> 00:37:44,609 It is not polite to order the most expensive item on the menu 686 00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:45,970 when you're not paying, Siobhan. 687 00:37:46,049 --> 00:37:47,770 We're not doing memory lane here. 688 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:51,370 Come on, spit it out. What do you all think? 689 00:37:51,449 --> 00:37:54,370 Stick or sell? 690 00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:57,329 Well, I for one think you're in the prime of your life 691 00:37:57,410 --> 00:38:01,090 and I think another decade is just what the doctor ordered. 692 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:03,489 That's one stick. 693 00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:09,610 You want me to go? I mean, sell seems cool... 694 00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:12,969 Hey, Dad, Willa thinks selling seems cool. 695 00:38:15,169 --> 00:38:16,490 Asshole. 696 00:38:16,570 --> 00:38:21,209 Dad, I think it is possible that you have sometimes 697 00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:24,329 somewhat chilled the atmosphere of free-flowing debate. 698 00:38:24,410 --> 00:38:28,569 You know, Kodak was trading at about a hundred dollars a share 699 00:38:28,649 --> 00:38:30,890 back in '97. 700 00:38:30,970 --> 00:38:34,450 Yesterday, you could pick it up at about three bucks. 701 00:38:35,169 --> 00:38:37,089 That could be us. 702 00:38:37,169 --> 00:38:42,449 If we cash out, we could walk away with ten billion. 703 00:38:44,929 --> 00:38:45,970 Roman. 704 00:38:47,929 --> 00:38:49,370 What do you think? 705 00:38:49,449 --> 00:38:52,529 I dunno. Uh, I fucking love money, 706 00:38:52,609 --> 00:38:57,089 but I'm really scared of you, so... 707 00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:58,850 Uh, honestly, um, 708 00:38:58,930 --> 00:39:01,330 I'm not sure I'm willing to give my strategic advice 709 00:39:01,409 --> 00:39:03,209 in a public forum when I could be 710 00:39:03,289 --> 00:39:05,049 a player in any future moves. 711 00:39:06,729 --> 00:39:07,769 Um... 712 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,769 Um... Dad? 713 00:39:32,290 --> 00:39:33,329 Dad? 714 00:39:34,090 --> 00:39:35,649 - Dad? - Is he in there? 715 00:39:35,729 --> 00:39:36,889 Yeah, he went in there. 716 00:39:36,970 --> 00:39:40,449 One by one, come in. One by one. 717 00:39:40,529 --> 00:39:42,289 One by one? 718 00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:43,649 Seriously, what the fuck? 719 00:39:46,129 --> 00:39:47,329 I'm not going in there. 720 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:03,970 So, now that there's no one here 721 00:40:04,049 --> 00:40:06,689 to hear your wonderful insights, 722 00:40:07,409 --> 00:40:08,569 what do you say? 723 00:40:09,329 --> 00:40:13,730 Um... Okay, um... 724 00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:16,450 I actually do have a pitch on this, Dad. 725 00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,849 Financialization. 726 00:40:18,929 --> 00:40:22,889 Float hot. I mean, keep news for political power, 727 00:40:22,969 --> 00:40:25,169 for market manipulation capability. 728 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,970 But the rest, we play the markets with. 729 00:40:29,050 --> 00:40:31,449 You and me up in a little pod above the city, 730 00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:34,010 fucking start ups and shitting on pension funds. 731 00:40:34,089 --> 00:40:36,969 Highly maneuverable, highly mobile. 732 00:40:37,049 --> 00:40:39,889 And in terms of getting rid of Sandy and Stewy? 733 00:40:39,969 --> 00:40:42,250 Oh, fuck 'em. Scare 'em off. 734 00:40:43,450 --> 00:40:44,729 As in? 735 00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:47,649 As in, you know... Scooby Doo it, Dad. 736 00:40:47,729 --> 00:40:49,969 You just dress up as ghosts in the theme park. 737 00:40:52,329 --> 00:40:55,130 Um, you know, we just use the lawyers, 738 00:40:55,209 --> 00:40:57,209 the PIs, the honey-trap hookers, 739 00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:59,329 all the unpleasant people at our disposal. 740 00:40:59,410 --> 00:41:00,730 Call in all the favors. 741 00:41:00,809 --> 00:41:02,049 Fucking President Raisin, 742 00:41:02,129 --> 00:41:04,610 all the Senate cock sucks who owe us. 743 00:41:04,690 --> 00:41:06,490 Fucking kill, kill, kill. 744 00:41:06,569 --> 00:41:09,010 Jesus, Shiv, might he actually sell? 745 00:41:09,089 --> 00:41:11,009 You know, it's really happening in there. 746 00:41:11,089 --> 00:41:13,969 It's like playing fucking Gin Rummy with Zeus. 747 00:41:14,050 --> 00:41:16,489 I don't buy the selling. It's a test, no? 748 00:41:16,569 --> 00:41:18,649 Whoever tell Solomon not to asset-strip the baby 749 00:41:18,730 --> 00:41:19,609 gets to keep the baby. 750 00:41:19,690 --> 00:41:21,369 But it— it can't be Kendall, 751 00:41:21,449 --> 00:41:22,329 - can it? - Yeah. 752 00:41:22,409 --> 00:41:23,729 No, it's not gonna be Roman. 753 00:41:23,810 --> 00:41:25,249 Just take it easy, Tom. 754 00:41:25,330 --> 00:41:28,009 I know, I ju— I just think the least that we want for me 755 00:41:28,089 --> 00:41:30,049 is to get me out of parks and cruises, right? 756 00:41:30,130 --> 00:41:31,249 Mm-hmm. 757 00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:33,089 Into something like heartland media. LA. 758 00:41:33,169 --> 00:41:36,290 One of the key divisions, you know? Or do we ask? 759 00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:39,250 Do we just ask? Do we accelerate the plan? 760 00:41:39,329 --> 00:41:42,050 You know, could I consider the big trousers? 761 00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:43,690 Could I fill them out? 762 00:41:43,769 --> 00:41:45,329 You know, 'cause I've been eating a lot of shit from the— 763 00:41:45,409 --> 00:41:47,530 from the kids' menu. You know? 764 00:41:47,609 --> 00:41:49,129 - I really have. - I know, honey. 765 00:41:53,609 --> 00:41:56,249 He's dying. Riddled with cancer. 766 00:41:57,209 --> 00:41:58,009 Rome... 767 00:41:58,090 --> 00:41:59,410 What? It's a funny joke. 768 00:41:59,489 --> 00:42:01,449 "Dad's got cancer." What's not funny about that? 769 00:42:01,529 --> 00:42:02,689 Sick puppy. 770 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,569 No, but, um, he asked me to run the company. 771 00:42:06,050 --> 00:42:07,850 I'm kidding. Am I? 772 00:42:07,930 --> 00:42:09,010 Shiv! 773 00:42:10,329 --> 00:42:13,610 - So... The studio? CFO? - Mm-hmm. 774 00:42:13,690 --> 00:42:15,490 Kill Karl. 775 00:42:15,569 --> 00:42:18,329 Shiv, dentist is ready. 776 00:42:46,809 --> 00:42:47,890 So? 777 00:42:47,969 --> 00:42:50,090 So, what are you, best pals with him now? 778 00:42:52,049 --> 00:42:53,170 Have you done a deal? 779 00:42:53,249 --> 00:42:55,169 Come on, Shiv. Talk to me. 780 00:42:59,009 --> 00:42:59,969 Sell? 781 00:43:00,689 --> 00:43:01,969 All right. 782 00:43:02,049 --> 00:43:04,409 Fine, from my perspective, truth be told, yeah. 783 00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:07,610 Selling would be great. No more blowback with my career. 784 00:43:07,689 --> 00:43:09,970 I'll take my money. Five years' time, 785 00:43:10,049 --> 00:43:12,489 I'd like to be free of this company and the Roy name. 786 00:43:13,489 --> 00:43:14,890 This company means a lot to me. 787 00:43:14,969 --> 00:43:18,850 Yeah, sure, Dad. So, fine. Keep it. It's a toy shop. 788 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:21,490 Keep running it for sentimental reasons 789 00:43:21,569 --> 00:43:22,609 until you nod out. 790 00:43:22,690 --> 00:43:24,249 - That's it? - Mm-hmm. 791 00:43:24,329 --> 00:43:25,690 No hope? 792 00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:28,369 Well, if you wanted to get into it... 793 00:43:28,450 --> 00:43:32,089 Look, you'd have to forget everything, IBM it. 794 00:43:32,170 --> 00:43:34,649 I haven't really thought, but what's obvious is, 795 00:43:34,729 --> 00:43:36,250 shutter the businesses that burn cash, 796 00:43:36,329 --> 00:43:37,529 or someone else does better. 797 00:43:37,609 --> 00:43:40,289 We make video games consoles. Hm? Why? 798 00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:42,329 We make indie fucking movies! Why? 799 00:43:42,409 --> 00:43:44,329 Do we get a theme park ride out of it? 800 00:43:44,409 --> 00:43:46,209 No? We have an arm 801 00:43:46,289 --> 00:43:49,369 that launches fucking telecoms satellites that blow up. 802 00:43:49,450 --> 00:43:53,489 No. Restructure for the future. Maybe merge with a distributor, 803 00:43:53,570 --> 00:43:58,289 expand parks, expand cruises, lose news. Paper and TV. 804 00:43:58,370 --> 00:44:02,090 News is trouble. Ten new parks in China, Russia, Middle East. 805 00:44:02,170 --> 00:44:04,289 You don't need the feedback from fucking news. 806 00:44:04,369 --> 00:44:05,729 Right. 807 00:44:05,809 --> 00:44:07,369 But you haven't really thought about it? 808 00:44:07,449 --> 00:44:09,129 Well, those are just the obvious moves. 809 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:12,689 Well obviously, I always wanted one of you kids to take over. 810 00:44:13,649 --> 00:44:15,169 Uh-huh. 811 00:44:15,250 --> 00:44:16,849 Well, what about it? 812 00:44:16,929 --> 00:44:19,809 Yeah, we've done that. What about Tom? 813 00:44:22,450 --> 00:44:23,489 So. 814 00:44:24,729 --> 00:44:25,729 No? 815 00:44:26,809 --> 00:44:29,210 If I keep going, if we fight... 816 00:44:30,449 --> 00:44:32,489 I have to name Kendall. 817 00:44:32,569 --> 00:44:35,209 Yeah. Yeah, I see what this is. I see it. 818 00:44:35,289 --> 00:44:38,889 You know, I fucking see it. You've done a little dirty deal. 819 00:44:38,969 --> 00:44:42,089 What, so, you keep Kendall on to kill the bid and then he... 820 00:44:42,169 --> 00:44:43,849 he takes over when you step down in a year? 821 00:44:43,929 --> 00:44:47,689 What a squalid little fucking backroom deal. 822 00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:50,009 - He blackmailed you, didn't he? - Oh, Shiv. 823 00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:53,210 No. No! I— I— If he takes over, 824 00:44:53,289 --> 00:44:56,609 I'll sell my shares. Yeah, I'll join Sandy and Stewy. 825 00:44:56,689 --> 00:44:59,049 I'll get Gil to go for you. 826 00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:01,690 I— I— I mean, I'll kill him. I'll fucking kill him! 827 00:45:01,769 --> 00:45:03,929 Shiv, why so angry? 828 00:45:04,009 --> 00:45:06,209 I— I haven't done a deal with Kendall. 829 00:45:06,969 --> 00:45:08,170 I do what I want. 830 00:45:08,249 --> 00:45:09,329 Mm-hmm. 831 00:45:09,410 --> 00:45:11,210 And what I've decided I'd like to do 832 00:45:11,290 --> 00:45:15,010 is to formally ask you to come in 833 00:45:15,089 --> 00:45:17,890 and be the next chief executive of this company. 834 00:45:21,209 --> 00:45:22,690 I don't think I'm the right person. 835 00:45:22,769 --> 00:45:25,089 Well, you know, I'm pretty smart and I think you are. 836 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:27,490 You are, Shiv. 837 00:45:30,769 --> 00:45:31,809 You're the one. 838 00:45:37,330 --> 00:45:39,130 Are we actually having this conversation? 839 00:45:39,209 --> 00:45:41,289 Yes, we are actually having this conversation. 840 00:45:41,369 --> 00:45:44,449 And selling? Yeah? That's— What is that? Is that real? 841 00:45:44,530 --> 00:45:46,570 Of course. If you don't come in, yeah. 842 00:45:46,649 --> 00:45:49,369 I mean, Roman? No. 843 00:45:49,450 --> 00:45:52,969 Connor? Ha! I might as well sell, right? 844 00:45:53,049 --> 00:45:54,209 Dad! 845 00:45:54,289 --> 00:45:55,570 You know, I didn't build all this up 846 00:45:55,649 --> 00:45:57,809 to have some fucking rockstar CEO 847 00:45:57,889 --> 00:45:59,330 waltz in and take over. 848 00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:01,769 Dad, I don't think so. 849 00:46:01,849 --> 00:46:04,609 Really? Because if there's really no hope 850 00:46:04,690 --> 00:46:07,970 of you coming in, I'd rather cash out. 851 00:46:08,050 --> 00:46:10,609 Look, if this is the way we're having this conversation anyway, 852 00:46:10,690 --> 00:46:12,329 then yeah, fine, sell. 853 00:46:13,049 --> 00:46:15,009 Fine, I'll do it. 854 00:46:16,049 --> 00:46:17,089 Right now. 855 00:46:20,969 --> 00:46:25,449 I'll tweet, the markets will move, and that'll be that. 856 00:46:26,170 --> 00:46:27,170 Bullshit. 857 00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:29,289 You don't care if I sell? 858 00:46:32,409 --> 00:46:34,450 Don't be a fucking jerk, Dad. 859 00:46:36,289 --> 00:46:37,450 You wanna do it? 860 00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:44,369 Yes. 861 00:46:46,490 --> 00:46:49,729 Yes, of course, I'd be interested. If it's real. 862 00:46:49,810 --> 00:46:50,890 This is real. 863 00:46:50,969 --> 00:46:53,809 Yes, of course. Dad, I can do it. 864 00:46:56,050 --> 00:46:58,010 I could— I would... 865 00:47:00,890 --> 00:47:02,209 Why did you never ask me, huh? 866 00:47:02,290 --> 00:47:04,450 I would kill this. I'd fucking destroy it! 867 00:47:06,650 --> 00:47:07,649 Yes. 868 00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:10,969 This is wonderful, Siobhan. 869 00:47:13,849 --> 00:47:14,929 This is real? 870 00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:16,970 This is real. 871 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:20,090 Remember this, this slant of light. 872 00:47:21,050 --> 00:47:22,049 Remember this. 873 00:47:23,609 --> 00:47:24,610 This is it. 874 00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,129 Well, we're gonna need to talk about it. 875 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:44,209 For now, we need to keep this between us. 876 00:47:44,289 --> 00:47:45,890 I gotta think about Tom, Gil... 877 00:47:45,970 --> 00:47:48,929 Of course. We have to think about the choreography anyway. 878 00:47:49,009 --> 00:47:51,730 I mean, get you up to speed, you know, fast track you. 879 00:47:51,809 --> 00:47:54,169 And as soon as you have the experience... 880 00:47:55,649 --> 00:47:56,729 we name you. 881 00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:58,129 Yes? 882 00:47:58,210 --> 00:47:59,649 Yes! 883 00:48:00,689 --> 00:48:01,810 Fuck. 884 00:48:01,889 --> 00:48:03,850 Yes. All right. 885 00:48:05,449 --> 00:48:06,489 Yes. 886 00:48:07,369 --> 00:48:08,530 Ha! 887 00:48:08,609 --> 00:48:09,689 What? 888 00:48:09,770 --> 00:48:11,369 Ah, it's just my dealer. 889 00:48:11,449 --> 00:48:12,449 Viagra? 890 00:48:13,289 --> 00:48:14,609 Antiquities. 891 00:48:14,690 --> 00:48:17,450 Um, there's a package of items my bidder is in for. 892 00:48:18,530 --> 00:48:19,529 Ah, hell, why not. 893 00:48:19,610 --> 00:48:21,649 - Like what? - Uh, Napoleonica. 894 00:48:21,729 --> 00:48:22,930 Just some items. 895 00:48:23,009 --> 00:48:25,009 In— Including Napoleon's penis. 896 00:48:25,090 --> 00:48:27,010 That's not the central item. 897 00:48:27,089 --> 00:48:28,849 It's... just a package, 898 00:48:28,930 --> 00:48:31,489 with some letters and some other artifacts, but yes, 899 00:48:31,570 --> 00:48:32,530 that has come to market. 900 00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:33,850 Napoleon's penis? 901 00:48:33,929 --> 00:48:36,289 Mm. It's obviously not an item of interest 902 00:48:36,370 --> 00:48:38,929 to serious scholars, but as a curio, sure. 903 00:48:39,009 --> 00:48:40,610 A British surgeon snipped it off. 904 00:48:40,690 --> 00:48:43,889 Connor's trying to buy Napoleon's dick. 905 00:48:43,969 --> 00:48:47,450 Hmm. Naturally. Is it pickled in a jar, or...? 906 00:48:47,529 --> 00:48:50,369 It's dried. Yeah, really not much to see nowadays. 907 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:53,170 Yeah, it's kinda like, what, like a strip of beef jerky? 908 00:48:53,249 --> 00:48:55,649 Yeah, it's a mere trifle, historically speaking. 909 00:48:55,729 --> 00:48:58,690 So, what are you gonna do? Get that and Hitler's nutsack? 910 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,489 Blend it into a take-over-Europe smoothie? 911 00:49:01,570 --> 00:49:02,690 Hey, how'd it go? 912 00:49:02,770 --> 00:49:05,049 Yeah, cool. He offered me the company. 913 00:49:05,129 --> 00:49:06,449 I told him to, uh, 914 00:49:06,530 --> 00:49:08,769 send you to look at pineapple production in Honduras. 915 00:49:08,849 --> 00:49:11,170 Hey. So? How'd it go? What did he say? 916 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:12,250 - Uh, yes. - Where am I going? 917 00:49:12,329 --> 00:49:14,849 - How's the plan? - Lot of options. 918 00:49:14,929 --> 00:49:16,649 Jesus, Shiv! 919 00:49:16,729 --> 00:49:18,730 What have you fucking landed me? Is it huge? 920 00:49:18,809 --> 00:49:20,489 Yeah. No, I had some leverage. 921 00:49:20,569 --> 00:49:21,730 - Yeah? - And, uh... 922 00:49:21,809 --> 00:49:24,049 I got you into the belly of the beast. 923 00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:29,609 Chair of Global Broadcast News. ATN, baby. 924 00:49:30,049 --> 00:49:31,289 Shit. 925 00:49:31,370 --> 00:49:36,130 Holy shit! Oh, my God! 926 00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:38,290 Wait, is there a— What about— What's, uh— 927 00:49:38,369 --> 00:49:40,130 Does it fit with Cyd, Peach? 928 00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:41,249 Is that an overlap? 929 00:49:41,329 --> 00:49:43,169 - Yeah, no. Dad likes that. - Okay. 930 00:49:43,249 --> 00:49:45,449 You know, two contenders, one chair, that's his favorite. 931 00:49:45,529 --> 00:49:47,569 - It's an invitation to step up. - Whoa. 932 00:49:47,650 --> 00:49:48,969 You gotta eat the Peach, baby! 933 00:49:49,049 --> 00:49:52,169 - Fuck! Global Broadcast News. - Mm-hmm. 934 00:49:52,249 --> 00:49:53,609 - Wow. - Yeah. 935 00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:54,969 So, what did you— What did you say? 936 00:49:55,049 --> 00:49:56,330 Is he not s— He's not selling? 937 00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:57,729 Did he offer you more stock? 938 00:49:57,809 --> 00:50:01,130 No, he, uh... Bunch of mind games. 939 00:50:01,210 --> 00:50:02,009 Okay. 940 00:50:02,090 --> 00:50:03,809 Um, you know, classic Dad. 941 00:50:03,889 --> 00:50:05,050 Okay. 942 00:50:12,890 --> 00:50:14,329 - Afternoon. - Afternoon. 943 00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:16,009 So? 944 00:50:16,089 --> 00:50:17,249 What is it? 945 00:50:17,329 --> 00:50:18,490 I see you. 946 00:50:19,090 --> 00:50:20,290 Sir? 947 00:50:20,369 --> 00:50:21,729 We spoke on the telephone, isn't that right? 948 00:50:21,809 --> 00:50:23,050 Yes. 949 00:50:23,129 --> 00:50:24,529 You were chiseling me a little, on the stable works. 950 00:50:24,609 --> 00:50:25,969 Rich old fucking guy! 951 00:50:26,050 --> 00:50:28,690 We'll pad it 30 percent, cream for the fucking cat. 952 00:50:28,769 --> 00:50:30,489 No, sir, it was a time and material job straight up. 953 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:33,129 So you got a bit disappointed when I set a 200K ceiling 954 00:50:33,209 --> 00:50:36,490 so you stuffed a fucking bag of live raccoons 955 00:50:36,569 --> 00:50:38,449 - to rot in my chimney? - No, sir. 956 00:50:38,530 --> 00:50:40,289 "No, sir, no, sir, three bags full, sir." 957 00:50:40,369 --> 00:50:42,530 Fuck off! Look at me. 958 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:49,009 No, sir. Don't know about that. 959 00:50:49,090 --> 00:50:52,010 Yeah? Well, I'll pay you 100 grand all in 960 00:50:52,090 --> 00:50:53,489 and we're done. 961 00:50:53,569 --> 00:50:55,409 That— That that won't even cover the materials, sir. 962 00:50:55,489 --> 00:50:56,689 I can't do that. 963 00:50:56,770 --> 00:50:59,410 Try to stink me out? I won't fucking have it! 964 00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:02,690 That was a 300-grand job, sir. That was the price— 965 00:51:02,770 --> 00:51:06,009 Yeah? Well, sue me. Good luck. 966 00:51:06,089 --> 00:51:07,450 Sir! 967 00:51:07,529 --> 00:51:09,809 My lawyer used to work for the Justice Department. 968 00:51:09,889 --> 00:51:12,649 Who's your lawyer? Mr. Fucking Magoo? 969 00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:16,210 Oh, God. 970 00:51:27,969 --> 00:51:30,889 Folks, uh, before we break up. 971 00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:33,410 Can I say a word? 972 00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:35,609 Yes, sir, captain, sir! 973 00:51:35,689 --> 00:51:38,849 Listen, after taking soundings from all of you, 974 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,769 my nearest and dearest, 975 00:51:40,849 --> 00:51:44,530 it seems my friend Laird had a good point. 976 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:48,730 In three- or four-years' time, I think... 977 00:51:48,809 --> 00:51:53,129 there will only be one legacy media operation left. 978 00:51:55,249 --> 00:51:57,849 Well, I say... 979 00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:00,970 let that be us. 980 00:52:01,049 --> 00:52:02,689 - Whoo! Yes! - Fuck yeah. 981 00:52:02,770 --> 00:52:04,130 - One firm... - All right! 982 00:52:04,210 --> 00:52:05,609 to stand up to tech. 983 00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:08,650 One firm left, last man standing. 984 00:52:08,729 --> 00:52:14,249 We're gonna be the number-one media conglomerate in the world. 985 00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:17,249 That's great, Dad. That's great. 986 00:52:17,329 --> 00:52:18,370 Here, here. 987 00:52:18,449 --> 00:52:19,689 Where can I get some of the Kool-Aid? 988 00:52:19,769 --> 00:52:21,250 I want some of that. 989 00:52:21,329 --> 00:52:24,049 Kendall and Roman will act as co-chief operating officers 990 00:52:24,130 --> 00:52:25,930 while I personally devote my time 991 00:52:26,009 --> 00:52:27,649 to the fight against this take-over. 992 00:52:27,730 --> 00:52:30,010 Excuse me, did— did you just co-chief? 993 00:52:30,089 --> 00:52:31,329 N— No, he's coming back? 994 00:52:31,409 --> 00:52:34,329 We need to stick tight. Tighter than ever now. 995 00:52:34,409 --> 00:52:36,490 But he— No, sorry. Excuse me. Um... 996 00:52:36,569 --> 00:52:39,009 He— He tried to help your oldest enemy to take over 997 00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:40,769 and he gets a promotion, is that what's happening? 998 00:52:40,849 --> 00:52:42,009 That's my decision. 999 00:52:42,089 --> 00:52:43,289 Well, it's bullshit. 1000 00:52:47,129 --> 00:52:49,009 And are you gonna name a successor? 1001 00:52:49,090 --> 00:52:50,409 After some consideration, 1002 00:52:50,489 --> 00:52:53,090 I think we just need a name to flag privately 1003 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,369 to big investors for now. I mean, could be anyone. 1004 00:52:55,449 --> 00:52:57,409 I'm not going anywhere. 1005 00:52:57,490 --> 00:52:59,089 I mean, it could be a stuffed shirt. 1006 00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:02,570 Gerri. It could be Gerri. 1007 00:53:02,650 --> 00:53:04,769 Now, you might just as well say Gerri. 1008 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,049 - Congratulations. - Wow. 1009 00:53:07,129 --> 00:53:08,410 Well, okay. Thank you. 1010 00:53:08,489 --> 00:53:10,450 It won't be Gerri, but Gerri's fine. 1011 00:53:10,529 --> 00:53:11,689 Thank you very much. 1012 00:53:11,769 --> 00:53:13,049 No, just so we're clear. 1013 00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:14,890 N— No, I— I think we're clear. 1014 00:53:14,969 --> 00:53:18,170 In the meantime, Kendall and I will be back later. 1015 00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:20,770 - Okay. Yeah? - Yeah. 1016 00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:24,409 We need to stuff some fucking raccoons up some guy's chimney. 1017 00:53:54,729 --> 00:53:57,809 Okay, son. I'll hang back. 1018 00:53:57,889 --> 00:54:00,250 Ah, just, uh, tell 'em I'm in the middle of a call 1019 00:54:00,329 --> 00:54:01,649 and I'll be right in. 1020 00:54:03,929 --> 00:54:04,970 Okay. 1021 00:54:05,770 --> 00:54:06,850 Okay, sure, Dad. 1022 00:54:30,289 --> 00:54:31,369 Thank you. 1023 00:54:41,089 --> 00:54:43,330 Okay. Hello, Kendall. 1024 00:54:43,409 --> 00:54:46,490 Uh, my dad's on his way. He— he had to make a call. 1025 00:54:46,569 --> 00:54:48,130 He had to make an important call? 1026 00:54:48,209 --> 00:54:50,529 That's like a 1987 power move, dude. 1027 00:54:50,609 --> 00:54:54,649 That's... exciting. What, are you like his sherpa now? 1028 00:54:54,730 --> 00:54:57,610 You're like the skull, like, tied to his belt? 1029 00:54:57,689 --> 00:54:59,049 'Cause I'm fuckin' scared. 1030 00:55:00,329 --> 00:55:01,570 Yeah, well. 1031 00:55:01,649 --> 00:55:04,730 So you're gonna come in here with "Yeah, well," hmm? 1032 00:55:04,809 --> 00:55:06,009 With your whole face and everything. 1033 00:55:06,089 --> 00:55:08,769 And you're saying no to all my calls? 1034 00:55:08,849 --> 00:55:11,929 No, Ken, you're gonna have to give me something. 1035 00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:13,489 Tell me what the fuck happened. 1036 00:55:13,569 --> 00:55:17,890 Yeah, just, um, I'm not sure our visions aligned in the end. 1037 00:55:17,969 --> 00:55:19,889 Yeah. Fuck you too. 1038 00:55:19,970 --> 00:55:21,689 That doesn't even mean anything. 1039 00:55:23,369 --> 00:55:25,129 How did he get at you? 1040 00:55:25,209 --> 00:55:26,969 I just reassessed. 1041 00:55:27,049 --> 00:55:29,209 There's a friend card here if you want to play it. 1042 00:55:29,290 --> 00:55:30,729 You know that, right? 1043 00:55:30,809 --> 00:55:33,169 There's a human thing standing in front of you. 1044 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,369 You can talk to me. 1045 00:55:35,450 --> 00:55:37,649 We had the whole world in our hands 1046 00:55:37,729 --> 00:55:40,569 and you fucking walked, man. Why? 1047 00:55:42,209 --> 00:55:45,770 Yeah, I— I— I saw your plan and, uh... 1048 00:55:46,690 --> 00:55:48,289 my dad's plan is better. 1049 00:55:49,529 --> 00:55:50,929 Uh-huh, fuck you too, 1050 00:55:51,009 --> 00:55:53,809 you pusillanimous piece of fucking fool's gold, 1051 00:55:53,889 --> 00:55:57,290 fucking silver-spoon fucking... asshole. 1052 00:56:02,569 --> 00:56:04,250 Yeah, take that fucking call. 1053 00:56:04,329 --> 00:56:05,369 Hey, Dad. 1054 00:56:06,569 --> 00:56:07,609 Okay. 1055 00:56:09,689 --> 00:56:14,889 Oh, okay. Yep. Yep, I got it. 1056 00:56:17,009 --> 00:56:18,130 Uh, he's not gonna make it. 1057 00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:20,330 He's got another pressing matter. 1058 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:23,290 Oh, he's got a more pressing matter 1059 00:56:23,369 --> 00:56:25,769 than us taking his empire off his hands? 1060 00:56:31,649 --> 00:56:35,530 Sir Sandy, look what the cat dragged in. 1061 00:56:36,009 --> 00:56:37,089 Hello. 1062 00:56:37,169 --> 00:56:41,249 Yup, so I guess, um, my Dad wanted me to ask 1063 00:56:41,329 --> 00:56:42,729 is there any way through this, 1064 00:56:42,809 --> 00:56:44,889 you know, uh, an asset-swap? 1065 00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:47,609 Something else, uh, an arrangement that leaves you 1066 00:56:47,689 --> 00:56:49,289 happy and him in control? 1067 00:56:52,130 --> 00:56:53,529 As you know, 1068 00:56:53,609 --> 00:56:55,810 our position is that we're really after the whole thing. 1069 00:56:55,889 --> 00:56:58,409 Right, then, uh, he wanted me to tell you 1070 00:56:58,489 --> 00:57:00,969 to say, yeah, obviously our public line will be 1071 00:57:01,049 --> 00:57:02,410 that we are considering the offer 1072 00:57:02,489 --> 00:57:03,809 but it doesn't matter what you offer; 1073 00:57:03,889 --> 00:57:05,969 he'll never recommend this to the board. 1074 00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:08,450 You're gonna bleed cash. He's gonna bleed cash. 1075 00:57:08,530 --> 00:57:10,090 It will never end. 1076 00:57:10,169 --> 00:57:11,410 And maybe you'll kill him, 1077 00:57:11,489 --> 00:57:12,929 but if you don't, he aims to kill you. 1078 00:57:13,009 --> 00:57:14,809 He will go bankrupt or go to jail 1079 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:16,289 before he lets you beat him. 1080 00:57:16,369 --> 00:57:18,449 He will kill you on the business and if that doesn't work, 1081 00:57:18,529 --> 00:57:20,129 he will send people around. 1082 00:57:20,209 --> 00:57:22,730 He will send men to kill your pets and fuck your wives, 1083 00:57:22,810 --> 00:57:25,450 and it will never be over, so that's the message. 1084 00:57:27,889 --> 00:57:29,209 Good. 1085 00:57:29,290 --> 00:57:32,689 Well, let's move ahead with that process, shall we? 1086 00:58:47,969 --> 00:58:49,689 - Yeah? 1087 00:58:50,170 --> 00:58:51,569 I'm ready. Let's get started. 1088 00:58:52,090 --> 00:58:54,689 It smells wrong, and they're hiding shit. 1089 00:58:55,090 --> 00:58:57,010 - Oh... yeah? - Dad. 1090 00:58:57,089 --> 00:58:59,009 This isn't the time to retreat. 1091 00:58:59,249 --> 00:59:00,770 I mean, it makes us look weak. 1092 00:59:00,850 --> 00:59:02,489 No, it makes us look ruthless. 1093 00:59:03,809 --> 00:59:05,849 Dad announces tomorrow, he announces me. 1094 00:59:06,049 --> 00:59:07,769 Unless... there is one other. 1095 00:59:07,849 --> 00:59:09,689 The compass points to Pennsylvania Avenue. 1096 00:59:09,889 --> 00:59:11,969 I have to start thinking about appointments.