1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:03,209 Hear, hear. 2 00:00:14,616 --> 00:00:16,945 Can we get in? What's going on? 3 00:00:18,445 --> 00:00:19,569 Let's go. 4 00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:21,982 Let's see if he's still awake. 5 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,857 Is that him? 6 00:00:25,896 --> 00:00:27,394 Okay. Can we yell, 7 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:29,058 "Wake up, Snow Joe!" 8 00:00:32,472 --> 00:00:34,554 Wake up, Snow Joe! 9 00:00:36,677 --> 00:00:37,801 There he is. 10 00:00:37,924 --> 00:00:40,506 What's poppin', cum-dump? 11 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:43,295 Yeah, just enjoying my daughter's birthday, so... 12 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:44,794 Daddy, uh, we've tried everything. 13 00:00:44,877 --> 00:00:47,082 Can they make the wagon train go faster? 14 00:00:47,165 --> 00:00:48,331 Let's— Let's ask, yeah? 15 00:00:48,415 --> 00:00:50,246 Can the wagon train go any faster? 16 00:00:50,329 --> 00:00:52,119 Uh, up to a point. 17 00:00:52,202 --> 00:00:55,032 Yeah, great. Let's take it up to that point. Thanks. 18 00:00:55,116 --> 00:00:56,282 Thanks, Daddy. 19 00:00:58,321 --> 00:00:59,696 The signage is for shit. 20 00:00:59,779 --> 00:01:01,819 You know, still, some other sucker's problem now. 21 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:04,190 Three months ago, I was at a meeting about how to stop kids 22 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:07,020 giving each other handy jobs on the runaway ghost train. 23 00:01:07,104 --> 00:01:08,645 And now, I'm about to start managing 24 00:01:08,728 --> 00:01:11,267 a billion-dollar news budget, so... It's all good. 25 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:12,973 I gave my first hand job on the ghost train. 26 00:01:13,056 --> 00:01:15,137 I have a shitty roommate right now, so I'm... 27 00:01:15,221 --> 00:01:16,554 trying to move on from that. 28 00:01:16,637 --> 00:01:18,468 My friend has an open room in her apartment. 29 00:01:18,552 --> 00:01:20,007 - Oh, really? - Yeah, I mean, 30 00:01:20,091 --> 00:01:22,506 she has an issue with spores from mold, 31 00:01:22,589 --> 00:01:25,628 but I don't know. I don't know how your lungs are with spores. 32 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,334 You know, I did see one place, 33 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:29,082 uh, 600 square feet. 34 00:01:29,165 --> 00:01:30,414 But it was out in Staten Island. 35 00:01:30,498 --> 00:01:31,789 - What? - I dunno if— 36 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,787 Cousin Greg is moving to Staten Island? 37 00:01:33,868 --> 00:01:35,076 No, no. I dunno. 38 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:36,492 Oh my God, did you hear this? 39 00:01:36,575 --> 00:01:37,824 I'm just looking at a place out there. 40 00:01:37,906 --> 00:01:38,988 Greg is getting the ferry to work? 41 00:01:39,072 --> 00:01:40,279 Check out Bryan Ferry. 42 00:01:40,363 --> 00:01:41,695 Dude, why stop at the ferry? 43 00:01:41,779 --> 00:01:43,401 Just come in from Cleveland on the Greyhound. 44 00:01:43,485 --> 00:01:45,816 Have you considered a hotel? 45 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,979 Oh, wh— As, like, nightly, or...? 46 00:01:48,063 --> 00:01:50,976 Logan's requested your presence in meeting room 4. 47 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,933 - Which? - Both of you. 48 00:01:53,016 --> 00:01:55,139 Oh. That'll be fun. 49 00:01:55,223 --> 00:01:56,555 Beavis and Crackhead. 50 00:01:59,884 --> 00:02:04,005 Um, Logan also asked for you to join, too. 51 00:02:04,088 --> 00:02:05,630 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 52 00:02:05,713 --> 00:02:07,002 Oh. Okay. 53 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,502 - You wanna take this? - No. 54 00:02:08,585 --> 00:02:12,080 Off they all go again, marching off to Daddy. 55 00:02:12,164 --> 00:02:14,952 Like Russians joining the Brusilov Offensive. 56 00:02:17,576 --> 00:02:18,617 World War I. 57 00:02:19,947 --> 00:02:21,530 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. 58 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:26,650 My focus is bringing Waystar Royco 59 00:02:26,734 --> 00:02:28,813 to its full earning potential. 60 00:02:28,897 --> 00:02:31,687 - So, uh, Waystar refused to play ball? - Mm-hmm. 61 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:32,976 I'm assuming they waved 62 00:02:33,059 --> 00:02:34,434 a poison pill in your face 63 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:37,389 and now you're launching a proxy battle 64 00:02:37,473 --> 00:02:38,845 to replace the board. 65 00:02:38,928 --> 00:02:41,385 This guy, fuckin' dildo dipped in beard trimmings. 66 00:02:41,469 --> 00:02:42,966 He's fuckin' us on TV. 67 00:02:43,049 --> 00:02:45,548 And of course Pierce put him on. 68 00:02:45,631 --> 00:02:47,337 Yes, we're launching into a proxy battle 69 00:02:47,421 --> 00:02:49,834 Self-righteous fuckin' butter-wouldn't-melt, 70 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:52,458 disingenuous Pulitzer pricks. 71 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,622 Is Logan Roy fit 72 00:02:54,706 --> 00:02:57,784 to run a 21st-century media organization? 73 00:02:57,868 --> 00:03:00,032 You recognize any of this, son? 74 00:03:00,116 --> 00:03:01,699 It's from the playbook, Dad. 75 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:03,903 Oh, yes, of course, the playbook. 76 00:03:03,987 --> 00:03:05,319 Sure. 77 00:03:05,403 --> 00:03:06,817 Let me just make it very clear. 78 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:09,149 Kendall Roy is no longer relevant. 79 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,813 Now, with regards to Sandy Furness... 80 00:03:10,896 --> 00:03:11,979 So... 81 00:03:12,062 --> 00:03:13,311 We keep our counsel. 82 00:03:13,395 --> 00:03:14,561 Dismissive. 83 00:03:14,644 --> 00:03:16,183 Just lay it all out in our proxy statement. 84 00:03:16,267 --> 00:03:18,306 A hurried public response makes us look rattled. 85 00:03:18,390 --> 00:03:21,303 So let Stewy sway all the shareholders first 86 00:03:21,387 --> 00:03:23,510 while Dad sits there with his thumb up his ass? 87 00:03:23,593 --> 00:03:24,634 That's a great plan. 88 00:03:24,717 --> 00:03:25,881 Hey, Shiv. 89 00:03:25,965 --> 00:03:27,381 Respectfully, we just take a beat. 90 00:03:27,464 --> 00:03:29,254 Let me, uh, put a solid pack together. 91 00:03:29,337 --> 00:03:30,793 We fire back when we have the ammo. 92 00:03:30,876 --> 00:03:32,999 By which point all the shooting's over. 93 00:03:33,083 --> 00:03:35,665 No, get out now with a salty re-frame. 94 00:03:35,746 --> 00:03:38,203 This is your standard-issue basic-bitch corporate raider 95 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:41,158 versus a fuckin' legendary force of nature, 96 00:03:41,242 --> 00:03:42,491 Hurricane Logan. 97 00:03:42,574 --> 00:03:44,572 He had a fastball once, but... 98 00:03:44,656 --> 00:03:46,237 Now. Today. 99 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,317 Karolina runs the words past Shiv. 100 00:03:49,401 --> 00:03:50,815 Yeah, Vaulter. 101 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,481 - Yeah. Okay. - Vaulter. He paid too big... 102 00:03:52,564 --> 00:03:53,770 - Right. - Huge disappoi— 103 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:55,436 It's a huge disappointment. 104 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,809 Do you think they suckered us? 105 00:03:56,892 --> 00:03:58,266 - Who, Vaulter? - Uh-huh. 106 00:03:58,350 --> 00:04:00,431 No, we went deep on that. We— We... 107 00:04:00,515 --> 00:04:01,597 kicked the tires good. 108 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,220 I think we got chiseled. 109 00:04:03,303 --> 00:04:05,343 Revenue projections down and down. 110 00:04:05,426 --> 00:04:06,675 I think we got screwed. 111 00:04:06,757 --> 00:04:09,547 Yeah, me too. Massive fuck-up, Ken. Huge. 112 00:04:09,631 --> 00:04:10,961 Unforgivable. 113 00:04:11,045 --> 00:04:13,502 Right, I want the response out today. 114 00:04:13,585 --> 00:04:15,416 I need Vaulter fixed. 115 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:16,997 All right? 116 00:04:17,081 --> 00:04:19,454 So I have something to say in my fucking investor meetings. 117 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:21,742 - Go. - Okay. Me? 118 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:23,948 Both of you. One who fixes it... 119 00:04:24,032 --> 00:04:25,073 gets a cookie. 120 00:04:25,156 --> 00:04:26,614 You got it. Sure thing, Dad. 121 00:04:26,695 --> 00:04:29,859 I... I just wanted to say thank you for, um... 122 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:31,690 closing down the park for us. 123 00:04:31,774 --> 00:04:33,231 Sophie... 124 00:04:33,315 --> 00:04:35,271 she's having a great birthday. She got to meet Snow Joe and... 125 00:04:35,355 --> 00:04:36,354 So thank you. 126 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,682 Look at you, broken robot. 127 00:04:39,766 --> 00:04:41,390 Can't even hug your own kids. 128 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:45,760 Yeah, I saw that, you freak. 129 00:04:47,716 --> 00:04:48,757 Pinkie. 130 00:04:49,257 --> 00:04:50,173 Happy? 131 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,338 Yeah. Smart. 132 00:04:52,421 --> 00:04:54,419 Uh, let me know if you need anything. 133 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,400 Bye, Marilyn. 134 00:06:37,066 --> 00:06:38,398 Bye, Mondale. 135 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,230 You know what? I don't care. 136 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,311 This empty wall. 137 00:06:42,394 --> 00:06:45,183 Here. I don't care if it's incredibly gauche, 138 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:48,887 but can we not just have a big, beautiful portrait of us 139 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:49,969 up there? 140 00:06:50,053 --> 00:06:50,968 - Shiv. - Mm? 141 00:06:51,052 --> 00:06:52,509 - Too Saddam? - Mm. 142 00:06:52,591 --> 00:06:54,589 - Too Assady? - Mm. 143 00:06:54,672 --> 00:06:55,713 Okay. 144 00:07:02,166 --> 00:07:04,954 - You good? - Am I good? I am great! 145 00:07:05,038 --> 00:07:08,825 I am great. I'm good. I slept well and, uh... 146 00:07:08,909 --> 00:07:11,655 Yeah, you know your thing about us? Uh... 147 00:07:11,739 --> 00:07:13,987 I think I've contextualized it... 148 00:07:14,070 --> 00:07:16,277 - It's not really a thing. - No, no, no, sure. 149 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,940 I just feel like, "Okay, you know, 150 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:21,314 if I'm the king and you're the queen, 151 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,894 maybe it's fine to... 152 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,143 fuck the odd peasant." 153 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:26,640 - Right. Yeah. - Because— Because— 154 00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:29,637 Big picture: our plan is right on track. 155 00:07:29,721 --> 00:07:31,262 - You know? - Uh-huh. 156 00:07:31,345 --> 00:07:33,842 And you've— you've seen Gil's numbers, right? 157 00:07:33,925 --> 00:07:36,797 And— And as of today, I'm right in at ATN. 158 00:07:36,881 --> 00:07:38,255 You know, belly of the beast. 159 00:07:39,004 --> 00:07:39,919 So... 160 00:07:42,583 --> 00:07:43,832 - Hey. - Yeah? 161 00:07:43,915 --> 00:07:45,997 You wanna bang? Right now? 162 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,371 Cheeky little breakfast bang. 163 00:07:47,454 --> 00:07:48,910 - Oh... I'm... - Wanna? 164 00:07:48,994 --> 00:07:51,991 I'm just such in a different mental place... 165 00:07:52,074 --> 00:07:53,530 - Okay. - ... than you right now. 166 00:07:53,613 --> 00:07:54,946 No, sure. 167 00:07:55,029 --> 00:07:57,444 I just feel so incredibly potent. 168 00:07:57,526 --> 00:07:58,984 - Mm. - You know? 169 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:00,481 I think it's the new place. 170 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:01,939 - Yeah. - You know? 171 00:08:02,022 --> 00:08:04,437 - I feel God-like and horny. - Oof! 172 00:08:04,519 --> 00:08:06,435 Everybody looks, like, two feet tall to me. 173 00:08:07,933 --> 00:08:09,973 Well, you know what? Maybe— 174 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:11,887 Maybe we should split from the thing early 175 00:08:11,971 --> 00:08:14,592 tonight and, you know, we can... 176 00:08:15,842 --> 00:08:17,798 - talk, and... - Mm-hmm. 177 00:08:17,881 --> 00:08:19,256 - ... everything. - Okay! 178 00:08:19,339 --> 00:08:21,420 Okay! My fave. Strategy and a fuck. 179 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:24,666 - Okay, bye. - Have a good one. 180 00:08:24,749 --> 00:08:25,706 Bye, honey. 181 00:08:28,122 --> 00:08:32,326 So cool. You know they have their own beehive upstairs? 182 00:08:32,409 --> 00:08:34,697 What is that? Is that, like, the fucking business model? 183 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:37,196 Conflict porn and hipster honey. 184 00:08:37,279 --> 00:08:38,278 Ugh. 185 00:08:38,777 --> 00:08:40,026 Oh, shh. 186 00:08:40,110 --> 00:08:42,274 The pretend journalists are pretend working. 187 00:08:42,358 --> 00:08:44,022 All right, Rome, just cool it. 188 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,187 Let's move nice and slow here. Yeah? 189 00:08:46,270 --> 00:08:48,393 - Mm-hmm. - Just keep it small and general. 190 00:08:48,475 --> 00:08:49,974 We don't wanna spook him. 191 00:08:50,058 --> 00:08:51,680 Yeah, okay. You got it. You are in charge. 192 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,595 I follow your lead, fucker. 193 00:08:53,678 --> 00:08:56,135 Larry Yee, King of New York! 194 00:08:56,219 --> 00:08:57,800 What the fuck? 195 00:08:57,883 --> 00:09:00,173 Thanks for making space, man. I know it was last minute. 196 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:03,170 Ah, dude. Anytime. 197 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:04,626 Hey, Lawrence. 198 00:09:04,709 --> 00:09:06,665 I heard you were drying out in a Schloss, 199 00:09:06,749 --> 00:09:08,830 doing shitty yoga with hausfrau? 200 00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:10,495 Right. Right. 201 00:09:10,578 --> 00:09:11,911 Nope. 202 00:09:11,994 --> 00:09:14,824 He is back. He is back, like a pedo on parole. 203 00:09:14,908 --> 00:09:16,864 Yeah, man, we're just here for a catch-up. 204 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:19,279 You know? Super casual, feet on the table, 205 00:09:19,362 --> 00:09:20,236 whatever the fuck. 206 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:21,650 Just, uh, just help you out. 207 00:09:21,734 --> 00:09:23,108 O— Obviously, I'm always pleased 208 00:09:23,192 --> 00:09:24,149 to get your insights, 209 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:26,272 but, like, who am I talking to? 210 00:09:27,104 --> 00:09:28,187 Co... 211 00:09:28,270 --> 00:09:29,227 COOs. 212 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:30,558 Who's in charge here? 213 00:09:30,641 --> 00:09:33,430 My brother and I have a joint responsibility. 214 00:09:33,513 --> 00:09:35,138 You know, we're sharing duties, 215 00:09:35,221 --> 00:09:38,302 but we're on the same page operationally. Right, Rome? 216 00:09:38,383 --> 00:09:40,341 I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. 217 00:09:40,423 --> 00:09:41,672 There's just, uh, 218 00:09:41,756 --> 00:09:44,919 a lot of, uh, crackle in the air right now. 219 00:09:45,003 --> 00:09:47,293 External pressures with the proxy battle, 220 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:48,623 - that whole... - Yeah. 221 00:09:48,707 --> 00:09:51,039 So you're defusing the bomb you planted. 222 00:09:52,494 --> 00:09:56,325 Yes, precisely. See, he gets it. He sees. 223 00:09:56,407 --> 00:09:59,404 We're just here for a routine health check. 224 00:09:59,487 --> 00:10:00,486 That's all this is. 225 00:10:00,570 --> 00:10:02,028 Where's this coming from? 226 00:10:02,111 --> 00:10:03,567 - It's coming from us. - It's coming from Dad. 227 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:05,108 No. What, why are we dancing around this? 228 00:10:05,191 --> 00:10:06,897 It's coming from Dad. Dad's worried about you. 229 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,770 Okay. 230 00:10:08,854 --> 00:10:10,560 I mean, come on, you know how he is. 231 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,516 He doesn't get it. He still has a plant out in the Philippines 232 00:10:12,599 --> 00:10:13,890 manufacturing Xerox machines. 233 00:10:13,974 --> 00:10:15,722 But he's fucking shrewd. 234 00:10:15,805 --> 00:10:17,970 And, right now... 235 00:10:18,053 --> 00:10:20,301 right now, his giant cyclops eye 236 00:10:20,383 --> 00:10:22,840 is looking in this direction, and he's feeling like 237 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,461 maybe he bought a giant pile of bullshit. 238 00:10:25,545 --> 00:10:26,877 So now here I am 239 00:10:26,961 --> 00:10:29,499 to enquire in the politest terms possible 240 00:10:29,582 --> 00:10:31,539 what the fuck is going on. 241 00:10:31,622 --> 00:10:33,412 Dad thinks maybe you fucked him. 242 00:10:33,495 --> 00:10:36,659 Our numbers were solid when you bought us, 243 00:10:36,742 --> 00:10:38,033 and they're solid now. 244 00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:39,489 Dude, really, don't take it personally. 245 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,822 Dad thinks everyone's fucking him. 246 00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:42,403 I know you're on the level. 247 00:10:42,486 --> 00:10:43,860 Help me make him see that. 248 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:44,818 What do you need? 249 00:10:44,901 --> 00:10:47,523 I need metrics, I need KPIs, 250 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,813 and, uh, I need an office. 251 00:10:49,896 --> 00:10:52,309 Me too, I need an office as well. 252 00:10:52,393 --> 00:10:54,307 Separate from his. Nicer. 253 00:10:54,391 --> 00:10:57,139 It's on, me versus the Peach. 254 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,387 Okay, I'm gonna s— 255 00:10:58,470 --> 00:11:00,385 I'm gonna swing the old meat mallet. 256 00:11:00,468 --> 00:11:02,800 I'm gonna sit on her right out of the box. 257 00:11:02,883 --> 00:11:04,174 Okay, so I could be calling 258 00:11:04,257 --> 00:11:06,005 for a little bit of the old punch-bagging, 259 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:07,171 okay, buddy? 260 00:11:07,254 --> 00:11:09,501 - Uh-huh. - Ready to play the bag? 261 00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:11,749 - Y— Yeah, yeah. Give it to me. - Okay. 262 00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:14,247 What? 263 00:11:15,495 --> 00:11:16,619 What is it, Greg? 264 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,531 Being in at ATN, you know, it's kinda like 265 00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:22,696 the one thing I didn't wanna do. 266 00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,071 Oh, okay. So, what— 267 00:11:24,154 --> 00:11:25,652 Should I have left you at Parks to sink? 268 00:11:25,735 --> 00:11:26,817 I mean, it's... 269 00:11:26,901 --> 00:11:28,523 it's ATN, man. It's the fuckin' news. 270 00:11:28,607 --> 00:11:30,396 - I know. - It's Logan's G-spot. 271 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,063 I can finger-bang him all night long. 272 00:11:32,146 --> 00:11:34,351 I'm a direct direct report. What? 273 00:11:34,434 --> 00:11:35,725 Sure, just... 274 00:11:37,556 --> 00:11:38,555 ATN? 275 00:11:39,304 --> 00:11:41,761 It's— It's like... 276 00:11:41,844 --> 00:11:44,591 - kind of against my principles. - Your principles? 277 00:11:44,674 --> 00:11:47,173 Greg, don't be an asshole. You don't have principles. 278 00:11:47,254 --> 00:11:49,878 Dude, ATN is a very toxic element in the culture. 279 00:11:49,961 --> 00:11:53,415 Oh, seriously? Okay, name me one principle that you have. 280 00:11:53,498 --> 00:11:55,496 I don't know, like, I'm against racism. 281 00:11:55,580 --> 00:11:59,242 Bullshit. I'm against racism. Everybody's against racism. 282 00:11:59,326 --> 00:12:00,325 What else? 283 00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:02,199 - Like, don't lie. - Fuck off. 284 00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:03,739 - Like, if you're the news, you— - Fuck off! 285 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:05,403 - That's your principle? - Yeah, dude. 286 00:12:05,486 --> 00:12:08,525 Greg, this is not fucking Charles Dickens world, okay? 287 00:12:08,609 --> 00:12:11,314 You don't go around talking about principles. 288 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:12,938 We're all trying to do the right thing, 289 00:12:13,022 --> 00:12:14,021 of course we are. 290 00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:15,894 But come on, man! 291 00:12:17,349 --> 00:12:18,724 Man the fuck up! 292 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:22,428 Okay, I am manned, man. 293 00:12:22,511 --> 00:12:23,760 Here comes Cyd. 294 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,550 Hey, Cyd! The Peach! 295 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,008 The legend! 296 00:12:27,091 --> 00:12:28,422 Oh, Tom! 297 00:12:28,505 --> 00:12:29,421 - Tom! - Hey! 298 00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:30,879 It's great to have you aboard. 299 00:12:30,962 --> 00:12:32,334 I know that this is gonna be 300 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,791 a really productive collaboration. 301 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:36,165 I just hope 302 00:12:36,247 --> 00:12:38,787 that there's no... weirdness 303 00:12:38,871 --> 00:12:41,035 with our fuzzy boundaries, right? 304 00:12:41,119 --> 00:12:43,448 Are you kidding? If you— If you wanna go fast, 305 00:12:43,532 --> 00:12:46,779 go alone. If you wanna go far, go together. 306 00:12:46,863 --> 00:12:48,485 - Right? - Exactly. 307 00:12:48,569 --> 00:12:49,568 Yeah. 308 00:12:49,651 --> 00:12:50,984 - Come meet the team. - Amazing! 309 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,398 You wanna lead in there? 310 00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,271 Oh, fuck no. 311 00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:56,145 - You lead, Tommy. - Okay. 312 00:12:56,227 --> 00:12:57,935 You mind if I big-ball the first one? 313 00:12:58,018 --> 00:13:00,141 Do it! Your funeral, buddy. 314 00:13:00,223 --> 00:13:01,973 Thank you, thank you. 315 00:13:02,056 --> 00:13:04,511 So did he actually even see my draft? 316 00:13:04,594 --> 00:13:05,969 Uh... no. 317 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,842 In the end, I just thought the draft Kelly and I did 318 00:13:07,925 --> 00:13:10,171 had more, uh, goodness. 319 00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:11,337 As in...? 320 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,753 As in it had the quality of being good 321 00:13:12,837 --> 00:13:14,292 rather than the attributes of being shitty. 322 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,248 Um, just also re Kelly, little sidebar. 323 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:18,956 Can you not tell people about us? 324 00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,411 Oh, but there is no us. 325 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,243 Right. But there was an us, and the problem is, 326 00:13:22,326 --> 00:13:23,700 my wife doesn't know about it. 327 00:13:23,784 --> 00:13:25,698 Oh, but my husband absolutely does know about it, 328 00:13:25,782 --> 00:13:28,153 so I guess that's, what, it's your problem? 329 00:13:28,237 --> 00:13:29,444 We had the affair. 330 00:13:29,528 --> 00:13:30,819 We didn't have the conversation 331 00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:32,483 about telling people we had the affair. 332 00:13:32,566 --> 00:13:34,189 I'm sorry, Nate, did you want a conference call 333 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,562 to discuss how to tell your wife we fucked? 334 00:13:38,477 --> 00:13:39,976 Thank you, everyone. 335 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,264 Great event. Great event. 336 00:13:42,348 --> 00:13:44,930 Thank you, everyone, so much. 337 00:13:45,013 --> 00:13:46,219 And the polling! 338 00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:48,759 My God! I mean, nobody's getting carried away, 339 00:13:48,842 --> 00:13:50,548 just one set of numbers, 340 00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:53,670 one pretty big set of numbers. Right? 341 00:13:53,754 --> 00:13:58,290 Right, so thank you. And testament to your faith. 342 00:13:58,373 --> 00:13:59,664 Thank you. Please, 343 00:13:59,748 --> 00:14:01,913 indulge yourselves in some, uh, 344 00:14:01,996 --> 00:14:04,159 gluten and melted cheese. Why not? 345 00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:05,825 Thank you, thank you. 346 00:14:05,909 --> 00:14:07,531 Mm. 347 00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:09,154 Hey, uh, how was the call? 348 00:14:09,237 --> 00:14:12,109 Great. They're eating out of my ass crack. 349 00:14:12,193 --> 00:14:15,190 Offered me use of the fucking jet on the weekend. 350 00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:17,104 Uh, yeah, I mean, the legals are wonky 351 00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:19,895 and the optics are shitty, but go ahead. 352 00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:22,808 Look. 353 00:14:22,892 --> 00:14:25,180 You don't look a gift Boeing in the teeth. 354 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:26,763 Right? Right? 355 00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:28,385 - No. - I'll be so much fresher. 356 00:14:29,926 --> 00:14:32,173 Excuse us for a second. I just wanna... 357 00:14:32,256 --> 00:14:33,756 Ma'am, listen. 358 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,628 Long road to travel and all of that, 359 00:14:35,712 --> 00:14:38,459 but the compass points to Pennsylvania Avenue. 360 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,623 I have to start thinking about appointments. 361 00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:44,077 I'm thinking about Chief of Staff. 362 00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:47,700 Uh— Oh, wow. 363 00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:48,991 Yeah. 364 00:14:49,072 --> 00:14:52,361 I mean, can you imagine the look of fear 365 00:14:52,445 --> 00:14:54,985 in their eyes when they see you coming at them? 366 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:57,398 Those corpulent old white fucks. 367 00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,897 Huh? 368 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,562 How's that for a carrot? 369 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,101 Hm? 370 00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:05,974 So that's where we shape the debate. 371 00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,387 Ooh, cool shit. 372 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,969 And I love the way the debate keeps on getting shaped 373 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:13,132 like a burning cross. 374 00:15:13,215 --> 00:15:15,006 You don't share our news values. 375 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,337 Oh, I'm kidding. 376 00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,293 I'm kidding. I get it. I'm from the Midwest. 377 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,917 You know, my mom's friend, Deb, weighs, like, 300 pounds, 378 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,080 and she's pissed as fuck about practically everything, 379 00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:25,078 so, you know, trust me, 380 00:15:25,161 --> 00:15:26,661 I'm down. I get it. 381 00:15:26,744 --> 00:15:29,783 Besides, what Logan wants, Logan gets, right? 382 00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:32,363 Logan doesn't set our news agenda. 383 00:15:32,446 --> 00:15:35,193 Oh. No, of course he doesn't. 384 00:15:35,276 --> 00:15:36,859 I know, it's so weird, huh? 385 00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,857 He happens to own a news company 386 00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:41,270 and they say exactly what he thinks. 387 00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:42,978 If Logan had to tell me 388 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,768 or any of my news editors 389 00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:47,014 what to run or what the angle was, 390 00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:49,971 we would be fucked. That is not how it works. 391 00:15:50,053 --> 00:15:51,427 This isn't mind control. 392 00:15:51,511 --> 00:15:54,007 We hire people who want to work here. 393 00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,423 and we serve a demographic 394 00:15:55,507 --> 00:15:58,587 of highly, highly intelligent viewers, 395 00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,669 who are really tired 396 00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,750 of being patronized elsewhere 397 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:05,538 by latte-sipping douchebags 398 00:16:05,622 --> 00:16:07,286 with hundred-dollar haircuts. 399 00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:11,240 You've got the cool job title, 400 00:16:11,324 --> 00:16:12,698 you've got freedom of movement. 401 00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:15,695 Why don't you take a look somewhere more comfy? 402 00:16:15,779 --> 00:16:16,944 Entertainment? 403 00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:18,484 'Cause this is where the action is. 404 00:16:18,567 --> 00:16:20,482 This is the profit center. 405 00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:24,269 The median age of our audience is 68. 406 00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:28,140 The ads are all adult diapers and shit pills. 407 00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:30,096 Our lead in the news demo has halved. 408 00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:31,679 You know, maybe I can 409 00:16:31,763 --> 00:16:34,176 lend a hand to take a look at some of that. 410 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:35,550 You know, 411 00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:38,380 he sends me one of you every four years. 412 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,002 - That train is never late. - Interesting. 413 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:43,709 And tell me, these others that he sends, 414 00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,582 were they his son-in-law too? 415 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,287 I'm curious. 416 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:51,743 Efficiencies, Cyd! I'm here to trim the flab. 417 00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,657 Have you told Logan this? 418 00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:55,655 I spy savings, Cyd. 419 00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:57,528 Oh, good, Tom. 420 00:16:57,612 --> 00:16:58,819 That's very good. 421 00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:01,691 Because I run a pretty tight ship. 422 00:17:02,398 --> 00:17:03,272 So... 423 00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:05,562 good luck to you. 424 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:08,767 I'm sure you've got him very, very excited. 425 00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:10,599 I hope you can deliver. 426 00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:15,093 Well... 427 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:16,593 Thank you very much. 428 00:17:16,676 --> 00:17:18,591 And, uh, fuck you. 429 00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:20,755 And, uh, I'll catch up with you later. 430 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,794 Not on your dying day, baby. 431 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:28,664 Greg, I need you on the ground. 432 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:29,953 - Oh. - Okay? 433 00:17:30,036 --> 00:17:31,661 I need you to be my representative on earth. 434 00:17:31,744 --> 00:17:33,784 I want you to— I want you to go on a mission for me 435 00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:35,282 and body-shame ATN, 436 00:17:35,365 --> 00:17:37,321 find the fat and point it out. 437 00:17:37,405 --> 00:17:38,737 Yeah, like, how? 438 00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:40,318 Like, find the excess, okay? 439 00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:43,315 Find the extraneous Danish, the surfeit of stationary, 440 00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:46,312 the... the lazy cleaner, the mail guy who walks slow. 441 00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,310 Okay? Snuffle out waste, pig man. 442 00:17:48,394 --> 00:17:50,350 Okay, I'll do the penthouse, you do the basement. 443 00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:52,223 - All right? - Yeah, yeah, you got it. 444 00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:55,053 Wait, uh, which are these? 445 00:17:56,594 --> 00:17:59,007 You know what? I'm not sure. 446 00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:00,131 Let me go check. 447 00:18:02,878 --> 00:18:05,210 Keep it coming. Fuckin' drown him in paper. 448 00:18:11,037 --> 00:18:12,161 Good night, Kendall. 449 00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,285 Night, dude. 450 00:18:17,198 --> 00:18:18,239 What's he doing? 451 00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:19,696 I dunno. Reading? 452 00:18:21,859 --> 00:18:23,359 Thanks, useless. 453 00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:25,065 Drink your smoothie and shut up. 454 00:18:29,851 --> 00:18:31,559 Actually drinking the smoothie... 455 00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:43,506 I can give you 52 seconds. 456 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,253 Well, I'm in at Vaulter. 457 00:18:45,337 --> 00:18:46,503 Yeah, so? 458 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,459 Yeah, so, let's fucking game this out. 459 00:18:48,542 --> 00:18:50,540 Roman, we are in a proxy war. 460 00:18:50,624 --> 00:18:52,121 The plane has just been hijacked, 461 00:18:52,205 --> 00:18:53,911 all the engines have fallen into the sea, 462 00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,452 and the pilot's hair is on fire. 463 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,158 Gerri, come on, I need something. 464 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:58,324 Kendall's doing shit. 465 00:18:58,407 --> 00:19:00,238 Okay, how about this: you do shit. 466 00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:01,488 What have you got? 467 00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:03,319 One idea: pivot to video? 468 00:19:03,402 --> 00:19:04,735 Yeah, they tried that already. 469 00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:06,898 Can you just come over? I want you in the room. 470 00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:08,105 Can I come over? 471 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,895 Yeah. Could— Yeah— 472 00:19:09,978 --> 00:19:10,894 Fuck you! 473 00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:12,560 Fuck you. 474 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,422 Excuse me, folks, um, could I maybe interest you all 475 00:19:25,505 --> 00:19:27,503 in going for one of those fuckin'... 476 00:19:27,587 --> 00:19:30,292 IPAs that looks like run-off at the carwash? 477 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,373 Is he in the chair? 478 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,119 Hey, Dad? 479 00:19:39,823 --> 00:19:42,321 I need three independent women. Know any? 480 00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:43,362 Uh-huh. 481 00:19:43,446 --> 00:19:44,736 The board? 482 00:19:44,818 --> 00:19:46,983 Be great if one was in a fucking wheelchair. 483 00:19:48,065 --> 00:19:50,605 Black, white, green, pink. 484 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,561 A Cambodian landmine victim, if you know any. 485 00:19:53,644 --> 00:19:55,642 Yeah, be the change you wanna see in the world. 486 00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,140 You're a real beacon of hope, Dad. 487 00:19:57,223 --> 00:19:58,597 Mm. 488 00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:00,345 What do you think about Pierce? 489 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,840 Buying? PGM as a defense? 490 00:20:04,923 --> 00:20:07,213 I— Honestly, I think that's chasing the white whale. 491 00:20:07,296 --> 00:20:08,504 Again. 492 00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:10,043 It's never gonna work, it's not a good fit. 493 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:11,376 Uh-huh. 494 00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:13,207 Dad, I was wondering whether we should... 495 00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:14,665 talk. 496 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,329 You know, about... 497 00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:17,952 It wasn't a dream, right? 498 00:20:18,035 --> 00:20:20,033 Are you kidding? I'm excited! 499 00:20:21,157 --> 00:20:22,323 So, let's talk. 500 00:20:22,407 --> 00:20:24,154 Should you go, or shall I? 501 00:20:24,238 --> 00:20:27,276 Uh, well, I have some ideas that I... 502 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:33,312 Siobhan? What a surprise. He never said. 503 00:20:33,396 --> 00:20:34,478 - Hi. - Hi. 504 00:20:34,561 --> 00:20:35,850 Just a pop-in. 505 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:39,556 Pinkie was telling me how, um... 506 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,969 Connor's moved into a hotel in the city. 507 00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:43,469 I saw. 508 00:20:43,552 --> 00:20:46,591 He sent out his email bulletin with all the photographs. 509 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:51,336 He rents a room, he rents a girl. 510 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:54,375 Can you check if Richard's turned off that fuckin' Alexa? 511 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,164 Not just off, unplugged. 512 00:20:56,247 --> 00:21:00,035 I've got enough spies after me without Bezos in here too. 513 00:21:00,118 --> 00:21:01,117 Okay? 514 00:21:02,075 --> 00:21:03,032 Right. 515 00:21:20,722 --> 00:21:21,763 So... 516 00:21:22,555 --> 00:21:23,719 here's how I see it. 517 00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:25,800 Come in. 518 00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:28,756 Six months with Gerri, six months with Karl. 519 00:21:28,839 --> 00:21:31,129 Hong Kong for, say, another 12. 520 00:21:31,212 --> 00:21:34,585 Uh, Berlin, or London. 521 00:21:34,666 --> 00:21:37,373 Management training program for six. 522 00:21:37,457 --> 00:21:41,784 Come back, spend 12 months alongside me. 523 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,199 And when you're ready, I'll step aside. 524 00:21:44,283 --> 00:21:46,323 Wow, Dad, that's a lot of months. 525 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,487 It's an appropriate amount of months. 526 00:21:48,571 --> 00:21:50,817 Also, management training program? 527 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,275 Roman's COO. 528 00:21:52,358 --> 00:21:53,939 You have a toddler with a hard-on 529 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:55,480 for chief operating officer, 530 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,520 and I'm going through a management training program? 531 00:21:57,603 --> 00:21:59,435 You're a young woman with no experience. 532 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:00,807 A woman. That's a minus. 533 00:22:00,890 --> 00:22:03,097 Well, of course it's a fucking minus! 534 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:04,430 I didn't make the world! 535 00:22:04,513 --> 00:22:05,802 You make a small part of it. 536 00:22:05,885 --> 00:22:07,468 If that doesn't work for you, what does? 537 00:22:07,552 --> 00:22:09,673 That's a fucking— That's a three-year timeline. 538 00:22:09,756 --> 00:22:10,672 Okay. 539 00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:12,338 So why don't you come in tomorrow 540 00:22:12,422 --> 00:22:13,421 and spend the day with me? 541 00:22:13,504 --> 00:22:15,210 Oh, Jesus Christ, Dad. 542 00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:16,584 What? 543 00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:18,831 I need time, I— I haven't even told Tom yet. 544 00:22:18,914 --> 00:22:20,455 - Tell him. - And there's Gil. 545 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,743 I have a job, I can't just come running to you. 546 00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:25,409 What is it, Siobhan, too slow or too fast? 547 00:22:25,492 --> 00:22:27,240 Because I'm fucking confused. 548 00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:29,196 Dad, I want this. 549 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,902 It's just about the process. 550 00:22:31,403 --> 00:22:32,402 Okay. 551 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,317 Okay? 552 00:22:33,401 --> 00:22:34,982 So... you wanna get into it? 553 00:22:35,065 --> 00:22:35,855 Not now. 554 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:37,230 I'm busy. Proxy statement. 555 00:22:37,313 --> 00:22:38,437 You didn't give me any warning. 556 00:22:38,521 --> 00:22:39,685 - All right. - I mean, you know, 557 00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:40,976 tomorrow night could work? 558 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:42,475 - That— Yeah. - Tomorrow? 559 00:22:42,558 --> 00:22:44,306 Uh... Yeah, let me take a look. 560 00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,137 Oh, is that no good for you? 561 00:22:46,221 --> 00:22:47,969 I'm around. 562 00:22:48,052 --> 00:22:49,967 - I'm excited. - Mm-hmm. 563 00:22:50,050 --> 00:22:51,258 Me too. 564 00:22:51,341 --> 00:22:53,381 I'll get back to you tomorrow... 565 00:22:53,464 --> 00:22:55,710 - on the names for the board. - Mm-hmm. 566 00:23:00,290 --> 00:23:02,247 - Love you. - I love you. Goodnight. 567 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:06,908 All right. 568 00:23:07,698 --> 00:23:09,073 I haven't got all day. 569 00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,400 Agenda is Vaulter. 570 00:23:15,484 --> 00:23:16,981 We need a way forward on the Vaulter problem 571 00:23:17,065 --> 00:23:19,770 ahead of investor meetings in two days' time. 572 00:23:19,853 --> 00:23:22,518 Do you want to present jointly or...? 573 00:23:23,226 --> 00:23:24,350 Ken? 574 00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:25,639 Yeah, I'll take it. 575 00:23:25,722 --> 00:23:28,761 Um, so, I've spent the last 36 hours 576 00:23:28,844 --> 00:23:31,343 on a deep dive into the drivers of the business. 577 00:23:31,426 --> 00:23:33,174 Headline is, it's a body pit. 578 00:23:33,257 --> 00:23:35,505 Uh, they have mass of data with no analytics. 579 00:23:35,587 --> 00:23:37,752 There's no way of telling what's a hand and what's a foot. 580 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:40,000 But it's still a killer business. 581 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:41,664 The platform, the brands. 582 00:23:41,748 --> 00:23:44,578 Uh, ethos and culture are leading edge. 583 00:23:44,661 --> 00:23:47,783 And, um, in my view, it's fixable. 584 00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:49,200 It's funny how these fuck-ups 585 00:23:49,283 --> 00:23:51,198 always make the bottom line look fatter. 586 00:23:51,281 --> 00:23:53,527 All they need is adults in the room. 587 00:23:53,611 --> 00:23:55,817 Accounting team, analytics team, 588 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:57,400 and, uh, investment. 589 00:23:57,483 --> 00:23:59,771 We burn 50 million for a few years, 590 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,935 we... make it the best thing in the world. 591 00:24:03,019 --> 00:24:04,933 Oh, is that all? 592 00:24:05,017 --> 00:24:07,722 Well, you always say "Gotta burn to turn." 593 00:24:08,762 --> 00:24:10,137 Romulus, what's your read? 594 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:11,593 You know, it's interesting, Dad, 595 00:24:11,676 --> 00:24:13,799 because I hear everything that he's saying, 596 00:24:13,883 --> 00:24:16,671 and it actually— It almost sounds like a good pitch. 597 00:24:16,754 --> 00:24:19,003 But... I call bullshit. 598 00:24:19,086 --> 00:24:21,168 I spent some time down there, and I'm just not seeing it. 599 00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:22,999 Now, I don't know exactly what they're doing, 600 00:24:23,082 --> 00:24:24,206 but they're fakes. 601 00:24:24,290 --> 00:24:26,494 Fucking beehives, almond milk, and... 602 00:24:26,578 --> 00:24:29,160 "Take another week on that report, Matilda." 603 00:24:29,243 --> 00:24:30,740 It smells wrong, 604 00:24:30,824 --> 00:24:32,198 and they're hiding shit. 605 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:33,988 Speaking of hiding shit, 606 00:24:34,071 --> 00:24:35,652 I took a couple of their staffers out, 607 00:24:35,735 --> 00:24:37,318 I got them shitfaced, 608 00:24:37,402 --> 00:24:38,858 and apparently, 609 00:24:38,941 --> 00:24:40,480 they're looking to unionize, 610 00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:41,729 and fucking soon. 611 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,395 Oh, yeah? 612 00:24:44,476 --> 00:24:46,184 Pay transparency, 613 00:24:46,268 --> 00:24:47,598 bargaining rights. 614 00:24:47,682 --> 00:24:50,720 Just nasty, tangly shit. 615 00:24:50,804 --> 00:24:52,428 And it's not a body pit, 616 00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:53,843 whatever the fuck a body pit is. 617 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,799 It's a fucking muesli pit, 618 00:24:55,882 --> 00:24:58,381 and doesn't fit with our core, you know... 619 00:24:58,963 --> 00:25:00,337 values. 620 00:25:00,420 --> 00:25:02,500 So now I'm thinking we just shutter the fucker. 621 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,333 Close it? That's chunky. 622 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,205 Come— I mean— He doesn't know what he's talking about. 623 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,744 That's just insane. 624 00:25:08,828 --> 00:25:10,909 The write-down on that would be what? It's a bitter pill. 625 00:25:10,992 --> 00:25:13,074 Come on, I mean, I— I— in the middle of a proxy fight 626 00:25:13,157 --> 00:25:15,030 when we've got Stewy and Sandy taking out full-page ads 627 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,735 in the Journal attacking us for pissing capital up the wall? 628 00:25:17,819 --> 00:25:19,900 It— It— I mean, it makes us look weak. 629 00:25:19,983 --> 00:25:21,481 No, it makes us look ruthless. 630 00:25:21,564 --> 00:25:24,396 And actually, I do know what I'm fucking talking about. 631 00:25:24,478 --> 00:25:26,228 Dad, what the fuck are we doing? 632 00:25:26,311 --> 00:25:28,351 Show me the bloat anywhere else in this company. 633 00:25:28,432 --> 00:25:30,349 Where is it? You show me. 634 00:25:30,430 --> 00:25:31,763 Show me the waste 635 00:25:31,846 --> 00:25:33,346 that we're letting these fuckers get away with. 636 00:25:33,427 --> 00:25:35,467 Fine, so we restructure them and we grow them— 637 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:37,799 I think if we don't shutter it, then we gut it. 638 00:25:37,882 --> 00:25:39,546 We carve that shit like a pumpkin. 639 00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:41,129 How? 640 00:25:41,213 --> 00:25:42,543 You hive off the profit center, 641 00:25:42,627 --> 00:25:44,917 you keep the domain name, the archive, 642 00:25:45,415 --> 00:25:46,374 um... 643 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:48,871 Gut level, Dad, 644 00:25:48,954 --> 00:25:51,826 this thing is not coming back. They're fuckin' assholes. 645 00:25:51,910 --> 00:25:52,950 Dad. 646 00:25:53,824 --> 00:25:55,614 Vaulter can be our lodestar. 647 00:25:58,694 --> 00:26:01,566 Th— This is— This isn't the time to retreat. 648 00:26:08,019 --> 00:26:09,558 Your brother's right. Gut it. 649 00:26:13,804 --> 00:26:14,762 Okay. 650 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,259 Roman, 651 00:26:18,342 --> 00:26:21,256 I want you on the proxy battle with Gerri. 652 00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:23,254 Kendall, 653 00:26:23,337 --> 00:26:25,709 you think you can gut Vaulter for me? 654 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,125 Or you need help? 655 00:26:29,496 --> 00:26:31,329 I'll take care of it, Dad. 656 00:27:14,994 --> 00:27:16,324 Uh, you know, when Willa told me 657 00:27:16,408 --> 00:27:17,949 about moving to New York for her play, 658 00:27:18,032 --> 00:27:19,655 I thought, "Ah, I don't want to move to the city." 659 00:27:20,904 --> 00:27:22,195 "I wanna stay on the ranch. 660 00:27:22,278 --> 00:27:23,609 Maybe I'll get me a new girlfriend." 661 00:27:23,693 --> 00:27:25,275 I'm kidding. 662 00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:27,981 No, I mean, it's true. 663 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,602 It was pretty hard to wheedle the old man out of the dessert. 664 00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:33,599 But, um, we're here now 665 00:27:33,683 --> 00:27:36,763 in our, um, not-so-humble home... 666 00:27:37,387 --> 00:27:38,761 hotel. Um. 667 00:27:38,844 --> 00:27:41,009 But, uh, friends, family, please, 668 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,966 you know, feel free to drop in anytime, 669 00:27:43,049 --> 00:27:45,130 and, um, don't worry about all this, 670 00:27:45,214 --> 00:27:48,334 'cause it's on our tab. So... 671 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,708 Okay. Great. 672 00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:51,915 Cheers! 673 00:27:51,998 --> 00:27:53,454 Okay. 674 00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:56,576 Hey, Con, thank you so much 675 00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:58,658 for taking care of the sliders and all this shit. 676 00:27:58,741 --> 00:28:00,697 Yeah, and the champagne. It's very big of you. 677 00:28:00,781 --> 00:28:02,820 And I love what you haven't done with the place as well. 678 00:28:02,904 --> 00:28:04,818 Yeah, well, you know we got a really good deal. 679 00:28:04,902 --> 00:28:06,316 And rehearsals are right around the corner. 680 00:28:06,399 --> 00:28:07,815 Plus, I needed a place in the city 681 00:28:07,899 --> 00:28:09,313 'cause I'm gonna start ramping up soon. 682 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,770 So I needed campaign headquarters. 683 00:28:11,853 --> 00:28:13,019 Wait. 684 00:28:13,102 --> 00:28:14,975 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 685 00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:17,347 - Are you still doing that? - Very funny. Yes. 686 00:28:17,430 --> 00:28:18,804 I'm still applying for the job 687 00:28:18,888 --> 00:28:20,469 of President of the United States. 688 00:28:20,552 --> 00:28:21,927 Oh, good for you. 689 00:28:22,010 --> 00:28:23,299 Yeah. Do you— 690 00:28:23,382 --> 00:28:24,965 Do you think that that's like a natural progression 691 00:28:25,049 --> 00:28:26,838 from "never done nothing, never," 692 00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:28,502 to "most important job in the world?" 693 00:28:28,586 --> 00:28:30,169 - Well... - Like, could you maybe 694 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,248 get a little experience at, like at a CVS, something, first? 695 00:28:32,332 --> 00:28:34,788 Yeah, yeah, or just, like, nickel hand jobs under a bridge. 696 00:28:34,872 --> 00:28:36,620 - Start small. - You guys have big plans for me. 697 00:28:37,410 --> 00:28:39,035 Place is a time machine. 698 00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:42,157 It's like 45 minutes every time they need file tape, 699 00:28:42,238 --> 00:28:44,071 all the way to some warehouse in Queens. 700 00:28:44,155 --> 00:28:45,112 Okay, so? 701 00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:46,568 So, I don't know. I mean... 702 00:28:46,651 --> 00:28:48,482 How come it isn't digitized? 703 00:28:48,566 --> 00:28:51,148 The whole of ATN, it's totally analog, Tom. 704 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,979 So I could fire people? 705 00:28:53,062 --> 00:28:55,601 Correct? If we did this? If we digitized? 706 00:28:55,684 --> 00:28:58,099 I— I mean, you'd be removing, like, 707 00:28:58,182 --> 00:29:00,470 two links from the production chain of every show. 708 00:29:00,554 --> 00:29:01,720 - But would it be— - Okay, okay, okay. 709 00:29:01,803 --> 00:29:03,968 But— but in terms of skulls, 710 00:29:04,051 --> 00:29:06,506 how many skulls, do you think? 711 00:29:06,590 --> 00:29:08,172 - That we can lose? - Yeah. 712 00:29:08,254 --> 00:29:10,878 I dunno. I— I guess, like, 30 or 50? 713 00:29:10,961 --> 00:29:12,417 Fifty skulls? 714 00:29:15,497 --> 00:29:16,705 I'm slavering, pig man! 715 00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:18,661 Fifty skulls is a lot of skulls! 716 00:29:18,744 --> 00:29:19,577 Yeah. 717 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:22,158 I know, it's goo— It's... tons. 718 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,196 Oh, look at this fuckin' prick. 719 00:29:25,654 --> 00:29:27,527 Yikes, I almost feel sorry for him. 720 00:29:27,610 --> 00:29:28,985 Oh yeah? Why? 721 00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,607 Just emptied the contents of his scrotum 722 00:29:30,691 --> 00:29:31,606 at Dad's feet. 723 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:33,813 We're gutting Vaulter. 724 00:29:33,896 --> 00:29:35,394 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 725 00:29:35,477 --> 00:29:37,225 Is that a good idea? 726 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,808 Fucking great idea. 727 00:29:38,891 --> 00:29:41,304 It's Kendall's baby, and now we're gonna burn it. 728 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,384 Hey, um... So, we we're thinking, uh... 729 00:29:45,467 --> 00:29:47,050 me and, uh, Tabitha and I, 730 00:29:47,173 --> 00:29:50,629 uh, that we'd like to have you and Tom over for dinner. 731 00:29:51,461 --> 00:29:53,209 Uh— sorry, what? Do you— 732 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:55,332 Roman Roy, did you just invite us to dinner? 733 00:29:55,415 --> 00:29:56,665 Oh, fuck you. All right, shut up. 734 00:29:56,748 --> 00:29:58,913 Yes, I did. Metro poser bullshit. 735 00:29:58,996 --> 00:30:00,327 Napkins and chitchat. 736 00:30:00,410 --> 00:30:02,408 Ooh, race relations. Kale. 737 00:30:17,727 --> 00:30:18,768 Hey. 738 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:19,975 Hey. 739 00:30:20,059 --> 00:30:21,598 Do you reckon if I called room service 740 00:30:21,681 --> 00:30:23,387 and asked them to poke me in the eye, they would? 741 00:30:24,678 --> 00:30:26,053 It's pretty unbearable in there. 742 00:30:28,549 --> 00:30:29,590 Can I get a drag? 743 00:30:30,422 --> 00:30:31,296 Yeah. 744 00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:36,208 I hear Dad's got Vaulter in a crosshair. 745 00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:40,080 Roman? 746 00:30:42,452 --> 00:30:43,868 He shouldn't be talking to you about that. 747 00:30:43,951 --> 00:30:46,364 Just seems like a bad move to me. 748 00:30:46,448 --> 00:30:48,780 I'm just saying, I always liked it. 749 00:30:50,736 --> 00:30:51,943 Yeah, well. 750 00:30:53,566 --> 00:30:54,732 Dad's right. 751 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:57,729 Are you with him on this? 752 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,017 He sees everything, Shiv. 753 00:31:03,681 --> 00:31:05,345 You have a hard time finding a happy medium 754 00:31:05,429 --> 00:31:08,426 between worshipping him and wanting to kill him. 755 00:31:08,509 --> 00:31:09,508 Huh? 756 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,294 - The Vaulter thing. - Mm. 757 00:31:15,377 --> 00:31:16,668 Gutting it. 758 00:31:16,752 --> 00:31:18,374 What if it's the wrong thing? 759 00:31:18,458 --> 00:31:19,915 I thought your dad agreed with you? 760 00:31:19,999 --> 00:31:22,662 Uh, yeah, he did. And now they're doing it. 761 00:31:22,746 --> 00:31:25,035 They're actually doing the thing that I said. 762 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:26,992 Fuck. 763 00:31:27,073 --> 00:31:29,780 Think maybe you just did your job. 764 00:31:29,864 --> 00:31:31,194 Shall we get some more champagne? 765 00:31:31,778 --> 00:31:33,317 I mean... 766 00:31:33,401 --> 00:31:36,231 It could be right. It might not be, but it could be. 767 00:31:37,689 --> 00:31:38,771 Maybe I'm smart. 768 00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:40,769 Sure. 769 00:31:41,601 --> 00:31:42,559 Maybe. 770 00:31:44,016 --> 00:31:45,389 You did a thing. 771 00:31:45,472 --> 00:31:46,555 Mazel tov. 772 00:31:47,512 --> 00:31:48,761 You know, I'm gonna— 773 00:31:48,845 --> 00:31:50,467 I'm gonna schedule some time with your dad, 774 00:31:50,551 --> 00:31:52,173 and take him out for dinner and wine him and dine him 775 00:31:52,257 --> 00:31:54,547 and make love to him with my ideas, you know? 776 00:31:54,630 --> 00:31:56,253 This could be huge, Shiv. 777 00:31:56,336 --> 00:31:58,251 Tom, I think... 778 00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,917 I think we should talk. 779 00:32:01,289 --> 00:32:02,831 Uh... 780 00:32:02,914 --> 00:32:04,120 You wanna get out of here? 781 00:32:06,952 --> 00:32:07,784 Okay. 782 00:32:09,115 --> 00:32:10,864 Is this about ATN? 783 00:32:10,948 --> 00:32:12,696 Hey, you— you want something? 784 00:32:12,779 --> 00:32:14,276 I'll get you something. 785 00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,144 Ooh, that's a biggie. 786 00:32:21,228 --> 00:32:22,894 Is this about the arrangement? 787 00:32:22,977 --> 00:32:24,517 Look, Tom, it's... 788 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,933 no, it's Waystar. 789 00:32:27,847 --> 00:32:29,178 This is never gonna happen, 790 00:32:29,261 --> 00:32:31,468 and I don't even trust him, and even if I did, 791 00:32:31,551 --> 00:32:33,424 I'm not even sure that I would want it. 792 00:32:34,924 --> 00:32:36,213 But, uh... 793 00:32:39,377 --> 00:32:40,626 he offered it to me. 794 00:32:42,415 --> 00:32:43,373 To be next. 795 00:32:43,873 --> 00:32:44,789 Dad. 796 00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:48,660 Oh. 797 00:32:48,743 --> 00:32:50,157 - Oh my— - Mm. 798 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,322 Shiv... when? 799 00:32:52,405 --> 00:32:54,111 Uh, the Hamptons. 800 00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:56,526 The Hamptons? 801 00:32:58,024 --> 00:33:00,105 Oh, my God, Shiv, that's... 802 00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:02,228 That's like a week ago. 803 00:33:02,312 --> 00:33:03,895 Congratulations! What the fuck! 804 00:33:03,976 --> 00:33:05,768 I know! 805 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:08,056 I mean, I— I— I don't know what to think. 806 00:33:08,139 --> 00:33:09,970 Holy shit! I mean, 807 00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:12,052 this is... huge! 808 00:33:13,384 --> 00:33:14,467 S... 809 00:33:14,550 --> 00:33:18,421 - So, I mean, do you— - Want it? No! 810 00:33:18,504 --> 00:33:20,461 And I don't even trust him, so I— 811 00:33:20,544 --> 00:33:22,250 Because I thought that it was something 812 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,998 that we wanted for me... 813 00:33:24,081 --> 00:33:25,164 - We do. - ... to have it? 814 00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:26,330 - We do! - That was— I mean, 815 00:33:26,413 --> 00:33:27,579 that was just the plan. 816 00:33:27,662 --> 00:33:29,201 That's st— still the plan. 817 00:33:29,285 --> 00:33:31,700 Me is just a modification of the plan. 818 00:33:31,783 --> 00:33:33,615 No, sure. 819 00:33:33,698 --> 00:33:35,487 It's q— quite a big modification. 820 00:33:35,571 --> 00:33:37,110 But d— d— so, did— 821 00:33:37,193 --> 00:33:38,484 d— did he— 822 00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:40,524 We— Uh, paint the picture for me. What'd he— 823 00:33:40,608 --> 00:33:42,937 He asked me, and I said yes. 824 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,812 But only as a play. 825 00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:46,268 Totally. 826 00:33:46,351 --> 00:33:48,433 So what was the play? 827 00:33:48,516 --> 00:33:51,388 Well, he's asked before, obviously, 828 00:33:51,471 --> 00:33:53,926 and this time was real... 829 00:33:55,551 --> 00:33:56,842 so... 830 00:33:56,923 --> 00:33:59,839 I thought I would be deleveraging power if I said no. 831 00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,420 Exactly. Yes. 832 00:34:02,836 --> 00:34:06,373 Tom, this is 100 percent not going to happen. 833 00:34:06,456 --> 00:34:09,120 But it's smart to say yes, right? 834 00:34:09,203 --> 00:34:10,786 I am so... 835 00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:12,534 excited for you! 836 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:14,156 - Thank you. - For us! 837 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,238 I am. 838 00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:20,568 And you know, it's okay for you to say that you want it. 839 00:34:21,525 --> 00:34:22,649 I'd support you. 840 00:34:22,732 --> 00:34:24,313 Well, look, I mean— 841 00:34:24,397 --> 00:34:26,893 Say I did want it, w— and I— I don't, 842 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,601 you know, you... 843 00:34:28,685 --> 00:34:30,973 if I was CEO of Waystar, I mean... 844 00:34:32,430 --> 00:34:34,679 I mean, you, honey, are gonna be something huge. 845 00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:35,636 Yeah. 846 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:36,967 Sure. Like what? 847 00:34:37,050 --> 00:34:38,216 I— I don't know. 848 00:34:38,299 --> 00:34:39,674 But we'll figure it out. 849 00:34:39,757 --> 00:34:41,672 Yeah, that's for later on down— down the road. 850 00:34:41,755 --> 00:34:43,586 - Whenever. Just whenever. - Wow. 851 00:34:48,081 --> 00:34:49,954 I mean, it's hilarious, right? 852 00:34:50,037 --> 00:34:51,161 Oh, yes! 853 00:34:51,245 --> 00:34:53,284 It's fucking funny! 854 00:34:56,863 --> 00:34:57,987 Yeah... 855 00:34:58,071 --> 00:34:59,779 - Hey, come here. - Hey. 856 00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:01,109 - Mm. - Hey. 857 00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:03,775 Oh. Oh, now? 858 00:35:03,856 --> 00:35:05,356 - Mm. Why not? - Well, let me just— 859 00:35:05,439 --> 00:35:07,187 Hang on. Let me just go and brush my teeth. 860 00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:08,144 No. 861 00:35:08,228 --> 00:35:09,727 - No, come here. - Okay. 862 00:35:12,307 --> 00:35:15,095 I— I hear your brother's running for president. 863 00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:16,885 Maybe we should get him here. 864 00:35:16,968 --> 00:35:19,217 He seems like the... the serious one. 865 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,757 Right. Lawrence, we have a problem. 866 00:35:22,962 --> 00:35:24,045 Okay? 867 00:35:24,128 --> 00:35:25,794 My dad wants to shut you down. 868 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,289 - What are you talking about? - Yeah. 869 00:35:30,372 --> 00:35:32,496 But I don't want you to worry about my dad. 870 00:35:32,579 --> 00:35:34,076 Okay? I can handle my dad. 871 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,284 The fuck you talking about? 872 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:36,823 I know what's going on here. 873 00:35:36,907 --> 00:35:39,572 Right? It's a— It's a— It's a Potemkin village. 874 00:35:39,655 --> 00:35:41,153 I mean, the engagement and bounce rate 875 00:35:41,236 --> 00:35:43,234 have been inflated and fucked around so much 876 00:35:43,318 --> 00:35:44,857 they're impossible to verify. 877 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:46,813 your share stats, the— the churn, 878 00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:49,145 the SEO traffic KPIs are all bullshit. 879 00:35:49,228 --> 00:35:52,807 I mean, you suckered me in, and, uh, I bought it. 880 00:35:52,891 --> 00:35:55,681 We had a couple shitty traffic months... 881 00:35:55,764 --> 00:35:57,969 Uh, Facebook changed their algorithm. 882 00:35:58,052 --> 00:35:59,177 Uh-huh. 883 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:00,384 - We got face-fucked, okay? - All right. 884 00:36:00,468 --> 00:36:01,675 We're turning the corner now. 885 00:36:01,758 --> 00:36:02,674 Okay. 886 00:36:03,423 --> 00:36:04,672 O— Okay. 887 00:36:04,755 --> 00:36:06,918 What? Yeah, o— okay. Is— Is that real? 888 00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:10,458 - From Logan? - Look, I can fix this. 889 00:36:11,457 --> 00:36:13,413 Okay? But no more obfuscation. 890 00:36:13,496 --> 00:36:15,077 No more shitty data. 891 00:36:15,161 --> 00:36:18,158 I need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel shit. 892 00:36:18,241 --> 00:36:20,863 CT scan the whole place, and we move fast. 893 00:36:20,946 --> 00:36:22,237 Okay. 894 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,402 Do you like double-crossing your dad? 895 00:36:25,734 --> 00:36:27,149 Oh, that's your favorite. 896 00:36:27,232 --> 00:36:28,771 Isn't it? 897 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:33,393 I'm of the opinion he can be persuaded he's making a mistake. 898 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:37,264 - Okay? - Okay. 899 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,010 Oh yeah, w— Uh, one more thing. 900 00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:43,923 I— I— I need everyone to cool it on unionizing. 901 00:36:44,006 --> 00:36:45,464 Okay, they're not gonna do that. 902 00:36:45,548 --> 00:36:47,671 Half of them are about to sign union cards. 903 00:36:47,752 --> 00:36:48,793 Let me speak to them. 904 00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,914 Everyone here fucking hates you. 905 00:36:55,413 --> 00:36:56,868 I think I can take it. 906 00:36:57,784 --> 00:36:59,659 Hey, everyone. Thanks for... 907 00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:02,072 Thanks for gathering. This'll just be a minute. 908 00:37:02,155 --> 00:37:03,986 Can you— Can you guys hear me in the back? 909 00:37:04,070 --> 00:37:05,569 Yeah? 910 00:37:06,235 --> 00:37:07,192 Uh... 911 00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:09,232 Vaulter. 912 00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:13,228 Hey, um... Okay. 913 00:37:13,311 --> 00:37:15,476 Look, some of you might have noticed this already, 914 00:37:15,559 --> 00:37:18,556 but, uh, just so you're getting it direct from me, 915 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,135 uh, Waystar management has been taking a look at the business 916 00:37:22,219 --> 00:37:23,510 over the last week. 917 00:37:23,593 --> 00:37:25,756 But I just wanna say this to you in person... 918 00:37:27,130 --> 00:37:30,252 I believe Vaulter is the future of this company. 919 00:37:30,336 --> 00:37:31,502 Sure. 920 00:37:31,585 --> 00:37:33,666 I'm se— I'm fuckin' s— dead serious. 921 00:37:33,748 --> 00:37:35,539 Just— You can't question my belief 922 00:37:35,623 --> 00:37:38,078 in what you've all built here. 923 00:37:38,161 --> 00:37:41,200 You know, in— in— in what Lawrence has built. 924 00:37:41,283 --> 00:37:42,906 But if we're gonna come through here, 925 00:37:42,989 --> 00:37:44,862 we need to be light on our feet. 926 00:37:44,945 --> 00:37:46,777 That's why I personally think 927 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:49,857 it would be a mistake for you to unionize. 928 00:37:51,273 --> 00:37:52,397 Just— Just hear me out. 929 00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:53,811 Okay, we will get you 930 00:37:53,895 --> 00:37:56,310 a really punchy independent arbitration panel, 931 00:37:56,393 --> 00:37:57,807 we'll get you a pay bump. 932 00:37:57,891 --> 00:37:59,722 I know a lot of you are flirting with the guild, 933 00:37:59,805 --> 00:38:01,762 and I'm just asking you to consider 934 00:38:01,845 --> 00:38:03,178 putting that on ice. 935 00:38:03,261 --> 00:38:05,593 And let's try and figure this out inside. 936 00:38:06,425 --> 00:38:07,922 We keep it in the... 937 00:38:08,006 --> 00:38:11,462 fuckin' super cheesy, but in the Waystar family. 938 00:38:11,545 --> 00:38:15,583 'Cause we do not want an adversarial situation here. 939 00:38:15,664 --> 00:38:18,163 Okay, we want communication, 940 00:38:18,246 --> 00:38:19,910 we want engagement. 941 00:38:19,994 --> 00:38:21,493 So let's all pull together 942 00:38:21,577 --> 00:38:22,866 and go back to your desks 943 00:38:22,949 --> 00:38:26,155 and generate me five, ten, 100 ideas 944 00:38:26,238 --> 00:38:27,861 and hit me and my man here up. 945 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,235 Okay? 946 00:38:30,649 --> 00:38:31,608 Thank you. 947 00:38:31,690 --> 00:38:33,896 Yeah, I don't know, Stanley. 948 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,894 I— I just don't know if I could ever 949 00:38:35,978 --> 00:38:38,018 practically make use of this area. 950 00:38:38,101 --> 00:38:41,223 That's just a mezzanine. You know, it's just a bonus. 951 00:38:41,307 --> 00:38:44,677 you have a— a living room with under-stair storage. 952 00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:47,301 Sure. It's just... 953 00:38:47,384 --> 00:38:50,214 the thing I need storage for most urgently of all, Stanley, 954 00:38:50,298 --> 00:38:51,422 is me. 955 00:38:52,170 --> 00:38:53,918 You know? I'm— I need— 956 00:38:55,084 --> 00:38:57,416 I need storage for myself. 957 00:38:57,499 --> 00:38:58,871 Dude, it's just a bed. 958 00:38:58,955 --> 00:39:00,079 You're overthinking it. 959 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:04,575 Kendall? 960 00:39:05,906 --> 00:39:06,905 Totally. 961 00:39:08,029 --> 00:39:09,529 Yep, on my way. 962 00:39:15,771 --> 00:39:16,728 So? 963 00:39:17,396 --> 00:39:18,395 It's a maybe. 964 00:39:22,681 --> 00:39:23,888 Hey, Ken? 965 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:25,803 Yo. 966 00:39:25,886 --> 00:39:27,010 Hey. 967 00:39:29,882 --> 00:39:31,090 I got the stuff. 968 00:39:31,173 --> 00:39:32,796 - Thank you. - Yeah. 969 00:39:35,002 --> 00:39:36,085 So, what do you think? 970 00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,415 Uh, of this? I think... 971 00:39:39,499 --> 00:39:40,829 it's... 972 00:39:40,913 --> 00:39:44,700 huge. It's, um, it's a very large space. 973 00:39:44,784 --> 00:39:46,615 What's the— what's the footage? 974 00:39:46,698 --> 00:39:48,323 Uh, I don't know. 975 00:39:48,406 --> 00:39:50,321 Developers overestimated demand, 976 00:39:50,404 --> 00:39:53,733 so I bought all five units and my guy's gonna flip 'em. 977 00:39:53,816 --> 00:39:55,399 Yeah, 'cause I— it's... 978 00:39:55,483 --> 00:39:57,314 an abundance of footage. 979 00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,727 An embarrassment of— of footage. 980 00:40:00,311 --> 00:40:01,477 Yeah. 981 00:40:01,558 --> 00:40:02,891 It's yours. 982 00:40:02,974 --> 00:40:04,680 I— I mean, until the market starts to move, 983 00:40:04,764 --> 00:40:06,472 - but— - Until it starts to move. 984 00:40:06,553 --> 00:40:07,844 No, I'm serious. 985 00:40:09,010 --> 00:40:10,051 - Yeah. - Like... 986 00:40:11,300 --> 00:40:13,215 Yeah, you live here now, Greg. 987 00:40:13,298 --> 00:40:14,587 Okay. 988 00:40:14,670 --> 00:40:16,086 Uh, cool. Yeah. 989 00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:19,459 I can take a lot in terms of psychological pain, so... 990 00:40:19,540 --> 00:40:22,164 Yeah. Sweet, I live here! Nice. 991 00:40:22,247 --> 00:40:23,578 I'm totally serious. 992 00:40:23,661 --> 00:40:25,826 Yeah, I know. I needed a place to live, so... 993 00:40:25,910 --> 00:40:27,699 Now, uh, now I got it! 994 00:40:27,782 --> 00:40:29,490 Uh, here's your key. 995 00:40:29,572 --> 00:40:31,528 Until I get a doorman downstairs. 996 00:40:31,612 --> 00:40:32,861 I'm not fuckin' around. 997 00:40:32,944 --> 00:40:35,151 Like, it's just gonna be empty. 998 00:40:35,234 --> 00:40:36,732 - It's not a big deal. - Kendall. 999 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:38,730 What, dude? 1000 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,977 This is fuck— Th— this is— 1001 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:43,600 Dude, thank you. 1002 00:40:43,683 --> 00:40:45,057 So much, man. 1003 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:50,344 Wow. I mean... 1004 00:40:50,428 --> 00:40:52,384 - Look at these ceilings. - Yeah. 1005 00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:54,215 Nice height, you got big windows, 1006 00:40:54,299 --> 00:40:56,046 a lot of light. 1007 00:40:57,544 --> 00:40:59,584 Yeah. Have you ever had your own place? 1008 00:41:00,418 --> 00:41:01,623 Fuck yeah. 1009 00:41:01,707 --> 00:41:04,330 I was thinking we could hang out tonight. 1010 00:41:04,414 --> 00:41:05,536 - Yeah. - Like, in here. 1011 00:41:05,619 --> 00:41:07,411 - Sure. - Have a little party. 1012 00:41:07,492 --> 00:41:08,658 Sweet. 1013 00:41:08,741 --> 00:41:09,824 Hi! 1014 00:41:09,907 --> 00:41:11,947 - Hi! - Tom Wambsgans. 1015 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:13,321 Hi! 1016 00:41:13,405 --> 00:41:14,652 - Manly handshake. - Manly handshake. 1017 00:41:19,399 --> 00:41:20,938 - Uh... - I have this... 1018 00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:23,061 overwhelming urge to either knee someone in the vagina 1019 00:41:23,145 --> 00:41:24,517 or spit on the floor. 1020 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,307 Hmm. He's been a little bit nervous about tonight. 1021 00:41:27,391 --> 00:41:29,430 Nervous, come the fuck on. 1022 00:41:29,512 --> 00:41:32,344 For din-dins with firecrotch and normcore? 1023 00:41:32,427 --> 00:41:33,385 Please. 1024 00:41:34,549 --> 00:41:36,006 Well, come on in! 1025 00:41:36,090 --> 00:41:37,587 Have some champagne. 1026 00:41:37,671 --> 00:41:40,169 Enjoy our beautiful room. 1027 00:41:40,253 --> 00:41:42,292 Could spend your whole life here. That's how I figure it. 1028 00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:44,747 Born on the couch and cremated in here. 1029 00:41:44,831 --> 00:41:46,080 Can I get a Diet Coke? 1030 00:41:46,163 --> 00:41:47,371 Oh, Tom has a cold, 1031 00:41:47,452 --> 00:41:48,827 and he wants everyone to know. 1032 00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:49,951 Oh. 1033 00:41:50,034 --> 00:41:51,532 Well, we could send out for some saline, 1034 00:41:51,615 --> 00:41:53,822 we could stand around and watch you do a nasal wash. 1035 00:41:53,905 --> 00:41:56,485 No, no. Thank you. I'm good. Thank you. 1036 00:41:56,568 --> 00:41:59,275 I'm hearing some stories about that brother of ours. 1037 00:41:59,359 --> 00:42:00,981 Apparently... 1038 00:42:01,065 --> 00:42:02,813 You wanna actually drink that? 'Cause I got some stronger shit. 1039 00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,354 - Yeah. - Do you like Japanese whiskey? 1040 00:42:04,435 --> 00:42:05,726 - Yeah. - I've got this one 1041 00:42:05,810 --> 00:42:07,142 that tastes like fucking dragonpiss... 1042 00:42:07,226 --> 00:42:08,556 You should try swallowing something. 1043 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,719 Like honey. 1044 00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,424 I'm fine, thank you. 1045 00:42:16,548 --> 00:42:18,463 Word is he's on maneuvers again. 1046 00:42:18,546 --> 00:42:21,502 Making all kinds of promises about keeping Vaulter open. 1047 00:42:21,585 --> 00:42:23,335 What? Does Dad know? 1048 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:24,665 Uh, hell no, Dad doesn't know. 1049 00:42:24,749 --> 00:42:26,747 He's a shenaniganizing piece of shit. 1050 00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:29,869 But the thing I keep turning over in my mind is... 1051 00:42:31,035 --> 00:42:32,657 do I tell Dad? 1052 00:42:32,741 --> 00:42:34,822 Because if I drop the shoe on Ken now, 1053 00:42:34,906 --> 00:42:36,155 he's crushed forever. 1054 00:42:36,238 --> 00:42:38,070 Uh... 1055 00:42:38,153 --> 00:42:42,107 If Kendall's going rogue, then... let him. 1056 00:42:42,191 --> 00:42:43,938 Sooner or later, it's gonna blow up in his face. 1057 00:42:44,022 --> 00:42:45,936 I love it when it blows up in people's faces. 1058 00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:46,894 - You do. - I do. 1059 00:42:46,977 --> 00:42:48,185 It's my fuckin' favorite. 1060 00:42:50,016 --> 00:42:51,680 I like how this is working. 1061 00:42:51,764 --> 00:42:53,305 Us. I see a future here. 1062 00:42:53,386 --> 00:42:54,510 Yeah. Sure. 1063 00:42:54,594 --> 00:42:55,801 - No, me too. - Yeah. 1064 00:42:55,885 --> 00:42:57,051 'Cause, you know, there's an opening. 1065 00:42:58,258 --> 00:43:00,256 Yeah, see, no one sees me coming. 1066 00:43:00,339 --> 00:43:01,670 But I am right on the shoulder. 1067 00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:03,918 If Dad announces tomorrow, he announces me. 1068 00:43:04,002 --> 00:43:05,624 Has to, there's no other option. 1069 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,873 I mean, it's fucking insane, but I am the best he's got. 1070 00:43:07,956 --> 00:43:08,913 Yeah. 1071 00:43:08,997 --> 00:43:11,037 Unless... There is one other. 1072 00:43:13,408 --> 00:43:14,490 Who? 1073 00:43:14,574 --> 00:43:16,655 Shiv, should I be worried about Tom? 1074 00:43:16,739 --> 00:43:18,486 Tom? 1075 00:43:18,570 --> 00:43:21,358 No, you don't need to be worried about Tom. 1076 00:43:21,442 --> 00:43:22,441 Okay. 1077 00:43:22,524 --> 00:43:23,565 All right. 1078 00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:27,561 How's news, Tom? 1079 00:43:28,643 --> 00:43:30,143 Challenging. 1080 00:43:30,226 --> 00:43:32,224 Tough row to hoe, but, you know... 1081 00:43:33,015 --> 00:43:34,470 think I see a way out. 1082 00:43:34,554 --> 00:43:35,761 - It's good, yeah. - Yeah? 1083 00:43:35,845 --> 00:43:37,551 A way out. Good for you, man. 1084 00:43:39,716 --> 00:43:41,922 So what is it, this way out? 1085 00:43:42,006 --> 00:43:44,627 Oh, it's early days, and I— Yeah. 1086 00:43:44,711 --> 00:43:47,416 I haven't even discussed it with Logan yet, but... 1087 00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:48,790 Oh, so it's a secret? 1088 00:43:48,873 --> 00:43:50,289 That's fucking exciting. 1089 00:43:50,371 --> 00:43:51,954 When are you gonna tell him, at the sleepover? 1090 00:43:53,245 --> 00:43:56,075 Well, um, no. 1091 00:43:56,158 --> 00:43:58,240 We're- looking in— Well, I'm looking into 1092 00:43:58,321 --> 00:43:59,988 digitizing ATN. 1093 00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:03,441 Like, a total overhaul of the— of the legacy 1094 00:44:03,525 --> 00:44:04,983 analog infrastructure. 1095 00:44:05,066 --> 00:44:06,190 Yeah. 1096 00:44:06,273 --> 00:44:07,688 Making a lot of productivity gains as well, 1097 00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:10,144 so I think your dad will be pretty pleased. 1098 00:44:10,228 --> 00:44:11,268 Fuckin' A. 1099 00:44:12,184 --> 00:44:13,765 Look at the corn-feeder. 1100 00:44:13,848 --> 00:44:16,055 Going all synergies and shit. 1101 00:44:16,138 --> 00:44:17,678 - Yeah. - Nice. 1102 00:44:17,761 --> 00:44:18,885 Worth a shot. 1103 00:44:18,969 --> 00:44:19,926 Thanks, man. 1104 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,165 Where do you buy your suits, by the way, Tom? 1105 00:44:31,248 --> 00:44:32,829 Like, maybe that's why 1106 00:44:32,913 --> 00:44:34,327 I'm just not moving as fast as you. 1107 00:44:34,410 --> 00:44:37,324 I just don't have that, like, boxy, corporate look. 1108 00:44:37,407 --> 00:44:38,657 Right? 1109 00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:40,821 I mean, I'm sorry, but, like, 1110 00:44:40,905 --> 00:44:43,485 what the fuck? You look like a Transformer. 1111 00:44:43,568 --> 00:44:45,483 Like, wh— what's wrong with your body, man? 1112 00:44:45,566 --> 00:44:47,856 Rome, come on. There's nothing wrong with his body, 1113 00:44:47,940 --> 00:44:49,354 it's just fuckin' suits. 1114 00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:52,144 What? Come on, we— we've laughed about it before. 1115 00:44:52,227 --> 00:44:53,683 - You have? - Yeah. 1116 00:44:53,767 --> 00:44:55,640 He's thrifty, and he has the worst taste in suits. 1117 00:44:55,723 --> 00:44:57,097 Totally has terrible ta— 1118 00:44:57,181 --> 00:44:58,929 You look like a divorce attorney from the Twin Cities. 1119 00:44:59,012 --> 00:45:01,300 It's partly the walk. It's like a real... 1120 00:45:01,383 --> 00:45:03,798 - Robot? - No, agricultural walk. 1121 00:45:06,295 --> 00:45:07,836 Agricultural walk! 1122 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,001 You know, I tried to get, uh, one of his suits tailored 1123 00:45:10,084 --> 00:45:11,582 - by the guy that Dad uses. - Mm-hmm. 1124 00:45:11,665 --> 00:45:13,538 - But he just looked so, like— - Hey, Shiv? Fuck off. 1125 00:45:26,110 --> 00:45:28,690 So, I'm probably just gonna sleep in the guest room 1126 00:45:28,773 --> 00:45:30,479 so I don't keep you awake. 1127 00:45:30,563 --> 00:45:32,146 Uh, are you kidding me? 1128 00:45:32,227 --> 00:45:34,309 What? We'll both sleep better. 1129 00:45:34,392 --> 00:45:35,349 Tom. 1130 00:45:36,348 --> 00:45:37,222 Come on. 1131 00:45:38,181 --> 00:45:40,303 We've just— We've gotten... 1132 00:45:40,386 --> 00:45:41,927 tangled up, okay? 1133 00:45:44,424 --> 00:45:45,840 Honey, 1134 00:45:45,923 --> 00:45:47,963 you're the only one I can talk to about this stuff. 1135 00:45:49,252 --> 00:45:50,418 I need you. 1136 00:46:02,197 --> 00:46:03,488 Now, I have a choice... 1137 00:46:03,572 --> 00:46:04,404 Mm-hmm. 1138 00:46:04,487 --> 00:46:06,819 to make. It's either Gil, 1139 00:46:06,902 --> 00:46:08,151 or it's Dad. 1140 00:46:08,233 --> 00:46:09,899 And it's a bit of a headfuck. 1141 00:46:09,983 --> 00:46:11,230 Okay. 1142 00:46:11,313 --> 00:46:12,896 Well, let's break it down. 1143 00:46:16,102 --> 00:46:17,432 'Cause here's what I've been thinking. 1144 00:46:17,516 --> 00:46:19,597 - Mm-hmm. - What if a good person... 1145 00:46:20,471 --> 00:46:21,554 ran Waystar? 1146 00:46:21,637 --> 00:46:23,677 Yeah, I know. Waystar, it's— 1147 00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,675 You know, it's the family business. 1148 00:46:26,632 --> 00:46:28,090 It's your inheritance. 1149 00:46:28,171 --> 00:46:31,418 But, you know, you saw what your dad did to Kendall. 1150 00:46:31,502 --> 00:46:33,917 There's gotta be a chance he'll do the same to you. 1151 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,832 Get bored of you once he's got you. 1152 00:46:35,915 --> 00:46:37,081 I dunno. Maybe it's about 1153 00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:39,828 keeping your options open, Siobhan. 1154 00:46:39,911 --> 00:46:41,826 Oh, yeah. Yes. 1155 00:46:41,909 --> 00:46:43,657 Can you not just... 1156 00:46:43,740 --> 00:46:46,487 see how it goes and keep the plates spinning? 1157 00:46:46,570 --> 00:46:49,192 Go Dick Morris, run things from out back? 1158 00:46:53,271 --> 00:46:54,229 Yeah. 1159 00:46:55,561 --> 00:46:56,936 Uh-huh. 1160 00:46:57,019 --> 00:46:58,225 That's the play. 1161 00:47:05,885 --> 00:47:07,257 Okay, where are we on office two? 1162 00:47:07,341 --> 00:47:09,339 I wanna be operational by tomorrow. 1163 00:47:09,422 --> 00:47:10,505 They're outside right now. 1164 00:47:10,588 --> 00:47:11,545 Let's go. 1165 00:47:14,834 --> 00:47:16,457 - IT's on their way? - Mm-hmm. 1166 00:47:19,204 --> 00:47:21,410 They know where it's going, seventh floor, right? 1167 00:47:53,378 --> 00:47:54,335 We all set? 1168 00:47:54,419 --> 00:47:55,585 Three minutes. 1169 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,617 Okay, guys. 1170 00:48:04,701 --> 00:48:06,782 Everybody, if I could just have a second. 1171 00:48:08,613 --> 00:48:11,736 I just wanted to update you on a couple of developments. 1172 00:48:13,316 --> 00:48:15,064 Uh, some of you may have noticed 1173 00:48:15,148 --> 00:48:17,104 servers are down. 1174 00:48:17,187 --> 00:48:20,143 And we're setting a satellite office on seven. 1175 00:48:20,226 --> 00:48:22,641 And I'm afraid I have to inform you, 1176 00:48:22,725 --> 00:48:24,055 you are all dismissed. 1177 00:48:26,178 --> 00:48:28,301 Yeah. You're— You're all fired. 1178 00:48:28,385 --> 00:48:30,466 So, if you can leave your laptops where they are, 1179 00:48:30,550 --> 00:48:31,716 and hand in your passes, 1180 00:48:31,799 --> 00:48:33,296 security will be coming around now. 1181 00:48:33,380 --> 00:48:35,253 I've been through everything you've shown me. 1182 00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:37,084 Food and weed, 1183 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:38,667 those are the only two verticals 1184 00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,330 driving revenue, so we're folding them in 1185 00:48:41,414 --> 00:48:44,285 and, uh, yeah, you're all free to leave. 1186 00:48:44,911 --> 00:48:46,325 This is a joke. 1187 00:48:46,409 --> 00:48:48,281 You have 15 minutes to gather your belongings 1188 00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:49,781 and exit the building. 1189 00:48:49,864 --> 00:48:52,820 Separation agreements will be handed around shortly. 1190 00:48:52,903 --> 00:48:55,650 One week of severance per year served, 1191 00:48:55,733 --> 00:48:57,022 with full non-disclosure. 1192 00:48:57,106 --> 00:48:59,479 Post your little videos. You get three days. 1193 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:00,895 What the f— 1194 00:49:00,978 --> 00:49:03,600 Unused vacation days will not be reimbursed. 1195 00:49:03,684 --> 00:49:05,556 Health benefits will be terminated 1196 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,764 at the end of the month. 1197 00:49:06,847 --> 00:49:08,136 That's it. 1198 00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:09,803 I'd like to thank you all for your hard work. 1199 00:49:09,886 --> 00:49:11,550 You piece of shit. 1200 00:49:17,878 --> 00:49:19,876 - Is that all you got? - Fuck you. 1201 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:21,207 Fuck you, man! 1202 00:49:21,290 --> 00:49:22,996 Hey. Hey! 1203 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,578 Kendall, what the fuck are you doing? 1204 00:49:25,662 --> 00:49:27,117 What the fuck is going on? 1205 00:49:27,201 --> 00:49:30,156 Yeah, sorry about the, uh, cloak and dagger. 1206 00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,571 I just needed some time to untangle all your shit, 1207 00:49:32,655 --> 00:49:33,654 find the profit centers, 1208 00:49:33,737 --> 00:49:34,984 keep the union off our back. 1209 00:49:35,068 --> 00:49:36,901 We're already fully operational on seven. 1210 00:49:36,982 --> 00:49:39,522 - Why? - Because my dad told me to. 1211 00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:42,936 Because your dad told you to? 1212 00:49:44,559 --> 00:49:46,140 Jesus Christ. 1213 00:49:46,223 --> 00:49:48,430 Because your dad told you to? 1214 00:49:49,804 --> 00:49:51,427 You— You fucked it, bro. 1215 00:49:53,759 --> 00:49:54,716 Uh-huh. 1216 00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:59,085 Go find some other chicken coop, cunt. 1217 00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:01,459 What— 1218 00:50:01,542 --> 00:50:03,373 Are you fucking kidding me? 1219 00:50:03,457 --> 00:50:06,245 Because your dad told you to! 1220 00:50:07,411 --> 00:50:09,075 Are you a fucking idiot? 1221 00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:11,866 Kendall! 1222 00:50:20,398 --> 00:50:22,936 Yo, Ken. Yo, how's it going? 1223 00:50:24,686 --> 00:50:25,975 All good, Greg. 1224 00:50:26,058 --> 00:50:28,930 Just, you know, looking for love in all the wrong places. 1225 00:50:29,014 --> 00:50:29,889 Yeah. 1226 00:50:29,971 --> 00:50:31,220 No, dude, exactly. 1227 00:50:31,304 --> 00:50:32,968 Listen, Ken, I was, uh, 1228 00:50:33,051 --> 00:50:36,507 super wiped and I— My legs are just killing me. 1229 00:50:36,591 --> 00:50:38,171 And my lower back. 1230 00:50:38,255 --> 00:50:40,753 So do you think you could maybe bring the party up to yours? 1231 00:50:40,837 --> 00:50:42,668 - Up to mine? - Up to your place. 1232 00:50:42,751 --> 00:50:44,583 Yeah, I don't think so, Greg. 1233 00:50:46,414 --> 00:50:48,662 You know, I'm just, like... 1234 00:50:48,745 --> 00:50:52,449 I'm looking for pussy like a fuckin' techno Gatsby. 1235 00:50:53,448 --> 00:50:55,071 Hell yeah! That's— 1236 00:50:55,154 --> 00:50:57,653 Hell yeah, man. Um... 1237 00:50:57,736 --> 00:51:00,108 There's also— some of your acquaintances are maybe 1238 00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,524 humping in my bedroom? 1239 00:51:05,061 --> 00:51:06,394 If you c— Or... 1240 00:51:08,392 --> 00:51:10,098 Can talk to them... 1241 00:51:10,181 --> 00:51:11,681 I might like to go for a run 1242 00:51:11,764 --> 00:51:13,512 sometime tomorrow, if we can make a space. 1243 00:51:13,595 --> 00:51:15,218 I need to test the hamstrings... 1244 00:51:15,301 --> 00:51:16,801 But no paps. 1245 00:51:16,882 --> 00:51:19,130 I don't need another shot of me looking like a used dick. 1246 00:51:19,214 --> 00:51:21,087 You're him, right? You're the guy. 1247 00:51:21,170 --> 00:51:22,169 So they tell me. 1248 00:51:23,418 --> 00:51:25,041 Good to meet you, man! I like you, man. 1249 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,831 I'm nothing without people like you. 1250 00:51:27,913 --> 00:51:29,162 Hey, 1251 00:51:29,246 --> 00:51:30,453 you and me, when this work gets done, 1252 00:51:30,537 --> 00:51:32,034 we go get a beer. What do you say? 1253 00:51:32,117 --> 00:51:33,408 - Yeah! - Okay? 1254 00:51:33,492 --> 00:51:34,864 - Yeah. Cool. - All right. 1255 00:51:34,948 --> 00:51:36,405 - Great to meet you. All right. - Yeah, yeah. 1256 00:51:47,728 --> 00:51:48,850 Hey, you want some gel? 1257 00:51:49,309 --> 00:51:50,225 Sorry? 1258 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:52,056 Some Purell, for your hand. 1259 00:51:52,139 --> 00:51:53,970 How long's it been since you touched a prole? 1260 00:51:54,054 --> 00:51:55,261 No thank you, Shiv. 1261 00:51:56,135 --> 00:51:57,510 Oh, come on. I'm— I'm kidding. 1262 00:51:57,593 --> 00:51:58,759 The joke being what, exactly? 1263 00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,256 That I wanna sanitize my hand 1264 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:01,921 after I meet with a guy in the street? 1265 00:52:02,004 --> 00:52:03,128 Thank you. No. I'm good. 1266 00:52:03,212 --> 00:52:05,251 Yeah, it's a pretty shitty joke, Shiv. 1267 00:52:05,335 --> 00:52:06,501 I'm just saying 1268 00:52:06,584 --> 00:52:07,873 that I think that maybe we need to be 1269 00:52:07,956 --> 00:52:11,162 more respectful of the working folk. 1270 00:52:11,245 --> 00:52:12,453 Even internally? 1271 00:52:12,536 --> 00:52:13,909 - I mean— - Okay, yeah. I get it Gil. 1272 00:52:13,992 --> 00:52:15,948 I don't want us to fall into that trap. 1273 00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:17,656 No, I— I'm sorry, Shiv, 1274 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,529 but I just think that maybe you like in a kind of a bubble 1275 00:52:19,613 --> 00:52:21,817 and this kind of joke is okay around your family 1276 00:52:21,901 --> 00:52:22,816 and friends. 1277 00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:23,982 Don't fucking give me that. 1278 00:52:24,065 --> 00:52:25,648 Excuse me? 1279 00:52:25,732 --> 00:52:27,811 Don't pull a guilt trip on me 'cause you're selling your soul. 1280 00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:29,519 I'm sorry, do we have a problem here? 1281 00:52:29,603 --> 00:52:32,973 Jesus, Shiv, you need a banana and a nap? 1282 00:52:33,056 --> 00:52:35,722 I think maybe we continue this conversation in private. 1283 00:52:36,345 --> 00:52:37,303 Why? 1284 00:52:37,386 --> 00:52:38,800 You don't want him to know 1285 00:52:38,884 --> 00:52:40,300 you've still got my dad's cock in your mouth? 1286 00:52:40,383 --> 00:52:42,880 I was discussing an arrangement you recommended. 1287 00:52:42,963 --> 00:52:45,044 Oh, yeah, you did. Didn't you just, y— 1288 00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:46,169 Certainly discussed it. 1289 00:52:46,252 --> 00:52:47,668 I don't understand. 1290 00:52:47,751 --> 00:52:49,749 You're riding me over a deal you told me to take. 1291 00:52:49,831 --> 00:52:51,289 Took it pretty quick though, didn't you? 1292 00:52:51,372 --> 00:52:53,328 Rolled over really fucking fast. 1293 00:52:53,412 --> 00:52:55,660 And now you're taking reach-arounds and... 1294 00:52:55,743 --> 00:52:57,781 flights on a 787. 1295 00:52:57,865 --> 00:53:00,363 Where's this coming from, Siobhan? 1296 00:53:00,447 --> 00:53:03,277 I'm sorry, I think maybe we should just... 1297 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,858 reassess. 1298 00:53:04,941 --> 00:53:08,105 Perhaps I... Dick Morris things, operate from the background? 1299 00:53:09,688 --> 00:53:11,018 Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah. 1300 00:53:11,102 --> 00:53:12,766 No, you know what I think? I think you're right. 1301 00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:15,763 I think we need to reassess more comprehensively. 1302 00:53:15,847 --> 00:53:17,263 Mm-hmm. 1303 00:53:17,346 --> 00:53:19,469 I think Nate is right, that your... 1304 00:53:19,553 --> 00:53:22,383 connections to Tom, ATN, are... 1305 00:53:23,173 --> 00:53:25,004 a distraction. 1306 00:53:25,088 --> 00:53:27,711 Oh yeah? Well you know what? Actually, I'm out. 1307 00:53:29,418 --> 00:53:32,164 Actually, I just fired you, Shiv. 1308 00:53:32,248 --> 00:53:34,246 If you'd even noticed. 1309 00:53:34,329 --> 00:53:37,034 Well, I already fuckin' quit, if you had any antennae. 1310 00:53:46,234 --> 00:53:48,023 Okay, it's done. 1311 00:53:49,064 --> 00:53:50,563 Vaulter's dead. 1312 00:53:50,647 --> 00:53:52,645 Four-hundred and seventy-six off the payroll, 1313 00:53:52,726 --> 00:53:54,351 full-timers, freelance... 1314 00:53:54,434 --> 00:53:56,806 I, uh, negotiated an early break from the lease 1315 00:53:56,889 --> 00:53:58,597 and hired an editor and five interns 1316 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,969 for the two remaining verticals. 1317 00:54:00,053 --> 00:54:01,801 the rest will be user-generated, 1318 00:54:01,884 --> 00:54:04,839 reviews, upload pics, all that stuff. 1319 00:54:05,922 --> 00:54:07,671 Also, I harvested a ton of ideas 1320 00:54:07,753 --> 00:54:09,503 from the Vaulter staff before they left. 1321 00:54:09,586 --> 00:54:11,000 IP and start-up ideas. 1322 00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:14,581 Most of it's, you know, bullshit but... you never know. 1323 00:54:15,995 --> 00:54:18,243 We'll say you tried to keep it alive. 1324 00:54:19,659 --> 00:54:21,739 Valiant efforts, et cetera. 1325 00:54:21,822 --> 00:54:23,405 I'm good. I'll wear it. 1326 00:54:28,609 --> 00:54:29,731 I should take this. 1327 00:54:32,605 --> 00:54:34,269 - Yeah? - Dad? 1328 00:54:34,976 --> 00:54:36,517 I told Gil. 1329 00:54:36,601 --> 00:54:38,432 I'm ready. Let's get started. 1330 00:54:38,515 --> 00:54:41,346 Start... looping me in. 1331 00:54:41,429 --> 00:54:42,553 That's great. 1332 00:54:43,427 --> 00:54:44,509 I'll be in touch. 1333 00:54:50,462 --> 00:54:51,502 Everything okay? 1334 00:54:51,586 --> 00:54:53,334 Oh, yeah. Usual headaches. 1335 00:54:53,417 --> 00:54:55,373 Hey. Should I be in this? 1336 00:54:55,457 --> 00:54:56,829 Roman, 1337 00:54:56,912 --> 00:54:59,202 your brother's gonna be working in here from now on. 1338 00:54:59,286 --> 00:55:00,493 Oh, yeah? 1339 00:55:00,577 --> 00:55:02,698 I need him across the proxy battle. 1340 00:55:02,781 --> 00:55:05,071 Can't afford communication slips. 1341 00:55:05,945 --> 00:55:06,902 Okay? 1342 00:55:10,108 --> 00:55:11,689 What are you waiting for? 1343 00:55:11,772 --> 00:55:13,147 A kiss? 1344 00:55:13,230 --> 00:55:16,436 Fuck off. Be gone. Bye bye. 1345 00:55:27,258 --> 00:55:28,714 Yes? Can I help you? 1346 00:55:29,589 --> 00:55:30,962 Fuck you looking at? 1347 00:55:31,045 --> 00:55:32,626 You did good, son. 1348 00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:36,082 Make yourself at home. 1349 00:56:00,183 --> 00:56:01,224 Comfortable? 1350 00:56:24,908 --> 00:56:27,571 Hey. Can I get a pack of American Spirit Yellow? 1351 00:56:29,404 --> 00:56:30,610 One of these. 1352 00:58:29,159 --> 00:58:30,325 There were some doubts as to... 1353 00:58:30,408 --> 00:58:32,738 whether an acquisition is really what we need right now. 1354 00:58:32,947 --> 00:58:35,237 It is. The bigger, the better. 1355 00:58:36,277 --> 00:58:37,068 And I have it. 1356 00:58:37,566 --> 00:58:39,648 - This is a disaster. 1357 00:58:39,731 --> 00:58:40,730 We need to stop him. 1358 00:58:40,814 --> 00:58:42,645 Could you sit out the corporate retreat 1359 00:58:42,728 --> 00:58:43,560 this year? 1360 00:58:43,644 --> 00:58:45,558 Nah, it's a morale booster. 1361 00:58:45,934 --> 00:58:48,099 Someone spiked the deed. 1362 00:58:48,182 --> 00:58:50,222 Which one of you boars did it? 1363 00:58:50,553 --> 00:58:55,133 Here's news, I... will... win!