1 00:00:01,751 --> 00:00:02,792 You did good, son. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,081 Make yourself at home. 3 00:00:11,241 --> 00:00:15,986 Obviously, this is daunting, writing a biography. 4 00:00:16,069 --> 00:00:19,567 A serious study of a man like Logan Roy, I... 5 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:22,146 Thank you so much for agreeing to meet with me. 6 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:26,643 Sure. Uh, but just to be clear, uh, this isn't a meeting. 7 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:30,138 This is a precursor to see if I might be willing to meet. 8 00:00:30,222 --> 00:00:33,968 Absolutely. You were very clear about your concerns. 9 00:00:34,051 --> 00:00:36,341 Because actually meeting you would be a big step. 10 00:00:36,424 --> 00:00:38,172 - Uh-huh. - I'm a time-pressed executive, 11 00:00:38,256 --> 00:00:40,420 so before we even get to the ethical considerations, 12 00:00:40,504 --> 00:00:42,418 can I eke out time in my calendar? 13 00:00:42,502 --> 00:00:43,584 Of course. 14 00:00:44,915 --> 00:00:46,081 Um... 15 00:00:46,164 --> 00:00:47,580 On the other hand, I... 16 00:00:47,664 --> 00:00:49,662 don't think it's too self-aggrandizing 17 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,826 to hope I might have some wisdom to impart. 18 00:00:51,908 --> 00:00:53,241 There's no time like the present, 19 00:00:53,324 --> 00:00:55,322 - right? - It would need to be discreet. 20 00:00:55,405 --> 00:00:59,068 I don't wanna make my uncle mad, because he can be, uh... 21 00:00:59,151 --> 00:01:02,315 Well, he can be scary, vindictive, paranoid... 22 00:01:02,398 --> 00:01:03,648 - Oh, yeah. - ... violent... 23 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:04,937 Scary, vindictive... 24 00:01:05,853 --> 00:01:07,310 Wait, I'm sorry. Uh— 25 00:01:07,393 --> 00:01:11,097 No, no, no. None of this— I'm not actually saying that. 26 00:01:11,181 --> 00:01:12,846 - Yet. - Oh. 27 00:01:12,929 --> 00:01:16,301 Would you like this meeting to be on background? 28 00:01:16,384 --> 00:01:17,550 But this isn't... 29 00:01:18,633 --> 00:01:20,255 You can't say I said anything. 30 00:01:20,339 --> 00:01:21,421 But you did. 31 00:01:22,587 --> 00:01:26,166 Look, Greg, if you want this to be anonymous, 32 00:01:26,249 --> 00:01:27,914 you have to say that from the outset. 33 00:01:27,997 --> 00:01:29,622 You can't do that retroactively. 34 00:01:29,705 --> 00:01:32,452 But no, because this isn't a meeting. 35 00:01:32,535 --> 00:01:33,825 - This— You can't— - Look... 36 00:01:33,908 --> 00:01:35,906 - That's not fair. That's unfair. - Greg, 37 00:01:35,989 --> 00:01:37,489 I am writing this biography. 38 00:01:37,572 --> 00:01:41,109 I am going to cover Logan Roy's life and work. 39 00:01:41,193 --> 00:01:43,399 - Mm-hmm. - And I really have no doubt 40 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:45,937 that you have been to a bunch of meetings, 41 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:49,101 and you have done a bunch of things. 42 00:01:49,185 --> 00:01:51,266 So, my question is: 43 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:56,885 Do you want to present your side, 44 00:01:56,968 --> 00:02:00,881 or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version? 45 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,708 Okay, I need to think. I need— I'm gonna go, 46 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:11,828 I— I'm— But this leaving— How I look, 47 00:02:11,911 --> 00:02:13,703 and how I'm getting up and everything, 48 00:02:13,785 --> 00:02:15,200 is off the record, okay? 49 00:02:15,284 --> 00:02:17,365 Thank you, ma'am. 50 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:53,144 So you're still getting the stiffness? 51 00:03:53,227 --> 00:03:56,600 Neck and shoulders. Chest pains, too, I heard. 52 00:03:56,682 --> 00:03:59,430 Pain. One pain. 53 00:03:59,513 --> 00:04:01,595 That's 'cause you've got me working out so fuckin' much. 54 00:04:01,677 --> 00:04:04,216 I'm Johnny fuckin' Weissmuller here. 55 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:08,670 And the meds we've got you on, well, you let me know 56 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:12,334 if you suffer from any anxiety, paranoia, 57 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:14,373 - irritation... - Oh, fuck off. 58 00:04:14,457 --> 00:04:17,245 They're trying to destroy my life's work. 59 00:04:17,329 --> 00:04:18,826 Maria just called about Mo. 60 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:20,492 She was wondering if you'd like to go to the hospice. 61 00:04:20,576 --> 00:04:22,240 Oh, I'll let them know, yes. 62 00:04:22,324 --> 00:04:24,322 Should I schedule a visit? 63 00:04:24,405 --> 00:04:27,775 She says he's probably only got a matter of a week or two. 64 00:04:27,859 --> 00:04:30,024 Nah, remind me in a week or two. 65 00:04:30,107 --> 00:04:32,230 And Shiv's on the line. 66 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,727 I'll do her after the proxy meet. 67 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,143 Uh, pencil it for midnight. 68 00:04:36,226 --> 00:04:39,265 Can I suggest you look for some downtime? 69 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:42,304 Could you sit out the corporate retreat this year? 70 00:04:42,387 --> 00:04:44,135 Let them do the meet without me? 71 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:47,755 While the cat's away, I don't fuckin' think so. 72 00:04:50,669 --> 00:04:51,751 So... 73 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:53,791 how we looking? 74 00:04:53,874 --> 00:04:55,956 I've burned villages and overthrown governments 75 00:04:56,039 --> 00:04:57,163 on your behalf, 76 00:04:57,247 --> 00:04:59,328 and I believe with the right offer, 77 00:04:59,412 --> 00:05:02,534 correctly couched, uh, we could be at a "maybe". 78 00:05:03,241 --> 00:05:04,240 Maybe? 79 00:05:19,058 --> 00:05:20,057 So? 80 00:05:21,556 --> 00:05:23,429 Just taking five to regroup. 81 00:05:25,511 --> 00:05:27,966 I've got three banks, 50 lawyers, 82 00:05:28,049 --> 00:05:29,589 two PR agencies, 83 00:05:30,214 --> 00:05:31,711 DF Kings, 84 00:05:31,795 --> 00:05:34,335 and an army of private dicks trying to fight this takeover, 85 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:38,331 but take five to eat my pastries, why don't ya? 86 00:05:38,414 --> 00:05:41,993 Uh, we were actually at, uh, something of an impasse, um... 87 00:05:42,077 --> 00:05:45,532 There were some doubts as to whether, you know, 88 00:05:45,614 --> 00:05:48,279 an acquisition is really what we need right now. 89 00:05:48,363 --> 00:05:49,528 Uh-huh. 90 00:05:50,402 --> 00:05:51,443 It is. 91 00:05:51,526 --> 00:05:52,857 The bigger the better. 92 00:05:53,898 --> 00:05:55,022 And I have it. 93 00:05:57,561 --> 00:05:59,227 We're going for PGM. 94 00:06:01,058 --> 00:06:02,057 Pierce. 95 00:06:04,887 --> 00:06:08,384 Okay. Again. G— Great. 96 00:06:08,509 --> 00:06:11,340 - That's chunky. - Nice and chunky. 97 00:06:11,423 --> 00:06:13,628 We leverage up and eat Pierce, 98 00:06:13,711 --> 00:06:16,501 we're too big for Sandy and Stewy to come for. 99 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,124 They'd fucking choke. 100 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,955 Could be a great move. 101 00:06:20,039 --> 00:06:22,162 It's an, um, interesting challenge, 102 00:06:22,245 --> 00:06:24,160 because last time we tried it, their surrogates 103 00:06:24,243 --> 00:06:25,949 called us "cultural vandals," 104 00:06:26,033 --> 00:06:28,613 and "poison in the well of public discourse." 105 00:06:32,775 --> 00:06:33,858 Well... 106 00:06:35,107 --> 00:06:36,980 times have changed. 107 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,394 Um, I— I don't wanna say too much. 108 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:42,309 Oh, some of the young cousins want yacht money? 109 00:06:42,392 --> 00:06:43,973 Well, it's— it's delicate, um, 110 00:06:44,056 --> 00:06:47,220 like French kissing an armadillo. 111 00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:48,968 We're gonna fucking eat them up. 112 00:06:49,051 --> 00:06:51,216 - Good? - Yeah. Let's do it. 113 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,173 - I like it. - Oh, fuck off, dude. 114 00:06:53,256 --> 00:06:55,421 Don't be such a suck-up. It's pathetic. 115 00:06:55,503 --> 00:06:56,918 What about you, Romulus? 116 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:59,582 Uh, I fucking love it, but that's my honest opinion. 117 00:06:59,665 --> 00:07:02,080 Great. Forward. Fast. 118 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:04,162 We all like this? 119 00:07:14,152 --> 00:07:16,024 Pierce... 120 00:07:16,108 --> 00:07:17,981 Why does he keep coming back to this? 121 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:19,895 I just— You know, I wanna understand. 122 00:07:19,979 --> 00:07:22,725 Uh, because it's a force multiplier. 123 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:24,225 Once sector, many brands. 124 00:07:24,308 --> 00:07:26,680 Plus PGM is basically plug and play for us. 125 00:07:26,763 --> 00:07:29,137 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's 'cause Uncle Ewan watches it. 126 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:30,759 It's his favorite news, so Dad wants to buy it 127 00:07:30,843 --> 00:07:33,007 - to piss him off. - What, for 20 billion? 128 00:07:33,091 --> 00:07:35,504 Well, can't he just take the batteries out of his remote? 129 00:07:35,587 --> 00:07:37,794 Well, Pierce also own the New York Mail, 130 00:07:37,877 --> 00:07:39,252 and we fucking hate the Mail. 131 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:42,664 Logan loaned a number of ancient Greek military artefacts 132 00:07:42,747 --> 00:07:45,204 to the Getty Villa, and held a drinks reception. 133 00:07:45,287 --> 00:07:46,618 The Mail did a hit piece. 134 00:07:46,701 --> 00:07:48,368 They said he served warm white wine, 135 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:50,448 and that he thought Plato was one of the Marx brothers. 136 00:07:50,531 --> 00:07:53,321 And to avenge that four inches of newsprint, 137 00:07:53,404 --> 00:07:58,316 we are rolling the dice on a 20-billion-dollar crapshoot. 138 00:07:58,399 --> 00:07:59,980 So... 139 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:03,643 Okay, I mean, yeah. If there are doubts, let's— 140 00:08:03,726 --> 00:08:04,892 let's air them. 141 00:08:04,975 --> 00:08:06,807 - No, I— - Because you're right, 142 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:08,223 if the debt from an acquisition like this 143 00:08:08,306 --> 00:08:10,304 became unmanageable, we could death-spiral, 144 00:08:10,387 --> 00:08:13,009 and then, uh, we'd all go down with the ship. 145 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:16,922 It would be a reputational and financial... 146 00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:20,002 disaster for all of us. Right? 147 00:08:20,086 --> 00:08:22,209 What are you saying, Ken? 148 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:23,956 No, I'm just gauging the room. 149 00:08:29,825 --> 00:08:32,489 No, it's nonetheless extremely exciting. 150 00:08:32,572 --> 00:08:36,028 Oh, yeah. No, no. I— I— I like it. 151 00:08:36,111 --> 00:08:37,360 - Good. - Good. 152 00:08:37,442 --> 00:08:39,317 Okay. Good. Great. 153 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:42,854 Let's, uh... Let's bag this elephant for Dad. 154 00:08:42,937 --> 00:08:44,560 Yeah. Let's do it. 155 00:08:44,643 --> 00:08:46,767 Yeah. Let's bone this turkey. 156 00:08:50,804 --> 00:08:53,468 So, Pierce is the answer. 157 00:08:53,551 --> 00:08:55,092 Those blue-blooded fucks. 158 00:08:55,176 --> 00:08:58,173 The business answer. They take over defense. 159 00:08:58,256 --> 00:09:00,461 It's the whole thing. So what's next? 160 00:09:00,544 --> 00:09:03,168 Uh, the tough part is contact with the family. 161 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,332 We need a pair of safe hands. 162 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:08,329 Dainty hands, in exquisite mittens. 163 00:09:08,411 --> 00:09:10,576 Who's our most pointy-headed fuck? 164 00:09:10,659 --> 00:09:13,033 Well, it's a shame... 165 00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:16,113 Uh, but you did have one heavyweight that they liked. 166 00:09:17,569 --> 00:09:18,818 Old Bore Vidal. 167 00:09:18,901 --> 00:09:22,897 Oh, yeah. They all love fucking Shakespeare Frank. 168 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,687 Backstabber. 169 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:27,185 What? Frank? 170 00:09:27,269 --> 00:09:28,808 Yeah fuckin' right! 171 00:09:28,891 --> 00:09:31,140 Oh. Dad, no. 172 00:09:31,223 --> 00:09:33,511 Frank does have friends in dry places. 173 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:37,050 He's close to Nam Pierce, uh, Naomi. 174 00:09:37,134 --> 00:09:38,423 You think he'd come back? 175 00:09:38,506 --> 00:09:41,213 Yeah, maybe. 176 00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:43,584 He's power-hungry and status-obsessed, 177 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:45,084 and, you know, avaricious, 178 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,707 - so— - And pretty much your godfather, 179 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:49,329 - and your closest business— - Those are just facts. 180 00:09:49,412 --> 00:09:51,368 This is fuckin' bullshit. Jesus Christ. 181 00:09:51,451 --> 00:09:52,909 I think he knows he did bad. 182 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,865 Oh, fuck. I swear to God, Dad, 183 00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:56,446 if you bring him back, I am walking. 184 00:09:58,071 --> 00:09:59,485 Back to my office to... 185 00:09:59,568 --> 00:10:01,276 - sulk. Fuck! - Fine. 186 00:10:01,358 --> 00:10:03,066 I don't fuckin' care. 187 00:10:03,149 --> 00:10:05,938 Guest of fucking honor at the retreat. 188 00:10:06,021 --> 00:10:07,644 Let's try it. Good? 189 00:10:07,727 --> 00:10:09,475 Corporate retreat? You— You still wanna do that? 190 00:10:09,558 --> 00:10:12,973 - You don't wanna... hunker? - Nah. It's a morale booster. 191 00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:14,887 - Where is it? - Uh, Hungary. 192 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:17,634 Still. 193 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:20,381 It'll keep the top team tight till we agree on a strategy. 194 00:10:20,464 --> 00:10:21,922 - No leaks. - Okay. 195 00:10:23,878 --> 00:10:24,919 Logan... 196 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,042 it's Connor. 197 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:33,701 I ranch, I ride, I earn, and I give. 198 00:10:33,785 --> 00:10:35,616 Just like you. 199 00:10:35,699 --> 00:10:40,319 But... ding-dong, who's there? Uncle Sam. 200 00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:41,777 And where's his hand? 201 00:10:42,484 --> 00:10:43,608 In my pants. 202 00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:45,149 Hey, is anyone in my house? 203 00:10:45,232 --> 00:10:48,063 Hey. Uh, have you seen this? 204 00:10:48,561 --> 00:10:49,560 Yeah. 205 00:10:49,644 --> 00:10:51,892 He said he's beta testing it, 206 00:10:51,975 --> 00:10:55,596 before he Instagrams and enters the "ideas primary." 207 00:10:56,595 --> 00:10:57,761 Maybe he's a genius. 208 00:10:57,844 --> 00:10:59,425 That's one word for it. 209 00:10:59,508 --> 00:11:01,008 A genius rancher. 210 00:11:01,091 --> 00:11:05,253 All I want is a fair, flat tax, same for all Americans, 211 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:07,500 but headed down to zero within a decade or so. 212 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:09,999 What am I gonna do? Well, I'll tell ya. 213 00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:12,246 - I ain't paying. - Oh, my God. 214 00:11:12,329 --> 00:11:14,078 And if you want to arrest me, go ahead. 215 00:11:14,162 --> 00:11:15,618 No, really. Just go ahead and try. 216 00:11:15,701 --> 00:11:16,825 Quick question. 217 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,823 Do you think he even knows what a jail is? 218 00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:21,403 He literally only knows it from Monopoly. 219 00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:25,026 He's not actually gonna put this out there, 220 00:11:25,109 --> 00:11:26,648 - is he? - Um... 221 00:11:26,732 --> 00:11:27,898 I think Dad's all over it. 222 00:11:27,981 --> 00:11:29,437 I have a question for you, though. 223 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,769 Uh-huh. 224 00:11:30,853 --> 00:11:34,100 You're, uh— You're pals with Naomi Pierce, right? 225 00:11:34,183 --> 00:11:35,514 Yeah. Why? 226 00:11:36,972 --> 00:11:38,595 Dad wants to buy PGM. 227 00:11:38,678 --> 00:11:40,301 Pierce. 228 00:11:40,384 --> 00:11:42,591 But that wouldn't be allowed. 229 00:11:42,674 --> 00:11:44,007 Would it? 230 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,671 I mean that's what— My parents watch that. 231 00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:47,669 - That's like actual news. - Mm-hmm. 232 00:11:47,752 --> 00:11:49,085 He can do whatever the fuck he likes. 233 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:51,248 He's like a human Saudi Arabia. 234 00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:55,162 So, what, you— you wanna use Naomi to broker a deal? 235 00:11:55,244 --> 00:11:56,285 Bingo. 236 00:11:56,368 --> 00:11:58,241 And I think it's a good plan. 237 00:11:58,324 --> 00:11:59,907 - I land the deal... - Mm-hmm. 238 00:11:59,991 --> 00:12:02,362 I kill Kendall. I'm crowned the king. 239 00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:03,820 Just like in Hamlet. 240 00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:05,234 If that happens in Hamlet. I don't care. 241 00:12:05,317 --> 00:12:06,900 - Just like Hamlet. - Okay. 242 00:12:06,984 --> 00:12:08,815 Um, here is Naomi's... 243 00:12:08,898 --> 00:12:10,437 address. 244 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,937 She's cool. I think you'd like her. 245 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,810 - Oh, yeah? - Hmm. 246 00:12:13,893 --> 00:12:15,516 How do you know her, anyway? 247 00:12:17,556 --> 00:12:20,178 Ew. You fucked her. 248 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,010 Is there anybody you haven't fucked? 249 00:12:22,094 --> 00:12:23,341 You. 250 00:12:27,212 --> 00:12:29,418 Dad. Hey. Finally. 251 00:12:29,502 --> 00:12:30,501 Hello. 252 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,084 Enjoying your downtime? 253 00:12:32,166 --> 00:12:34,831 Uh, I'm re-reading the 10-K. 254 00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:37,536 Uh, we need to talk about Pierce. 255 00:12:37,619 --> 00:12:40,491 That's not to be spoken of. Who told you? 256 00:12:40,574 --> 00:12:42,197 Am I not supposed to know? 257 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,612 Hey, I was thinking, we should maybe think of 258 00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:46,193 a reason for me to be on the retreat, 259 00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:47,818 in case we're talking strategy. 260 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,649 Ah. Listen. 261 00:12:49,732 --> 00:12:51,730 I need you to go and see Connor. 262 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,603 Oh, what, I'm Connor's babysitter now? 263 00:12:53,686 --> 00:12:56,101 You're unemployed. This is a job. 264 00:12:56,183 --> 00:12:57,349 He could hurt us. 265 00:12:57,432 --> 00:12:59,931 You don't go shouting about tax. 266 00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:01,303 We have arrangements. 267 00:13:01,386 --> 00:13:02,803 We'll talk when I'm back, 268 00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:04,052 - okay? - Dad, I— 269 00:13:05,841 --> 00:13:09,504 - Hey. - Hi. What the fuck is happening? 270 00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:11,168 Do you know about chasing Pierce? 271 00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:12,959 Sure, I was in the fucking meeting. 272 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,499 How do you know about Pierce? 273 00:13:14,582 --> 00:13:15,915 I had Gerri on the phone. 274 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:18,411 She thinks Dad's gone woo-woo and I agree. 275 00:13:18,495 --> 00:13:20,284 Did your dad update you? 276 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,282 This is a disaster. Who said what, 277 00:13:22,365 --> 00:13:25,529 - and who wants to stop it? - I think it could be good. 278 00:13:25,613 --> 00:13:27,861 Yeah. Dick over Pierce, 279 00:13:27,944 --> 00:13:30,399 dick over Sandy and Stewy, double our size. 280 00:13:30,483 --> 00:13:33,730 No one is gonna wanna tackle a big angry puffer fish 281 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,770 bristling with dick. 282 00:13:35,853 --> 00:13:38,808 Tom, it's batshit. It's an obsession. 283 00:13:38,892 --> 00:13:40,848 - What? - Can you imagine the blowback? 284 00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:43,553 Us trying to buy Pierce, the most respected name in news? 285 00:13:43,636 --> 00:13:46,467 But we already do news, right? So it's just more news. 286 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:47,758 It's like synergies— 287 00:13:47,841 --> 00:13:49,422 Yeah, but if we own all the news, 288 00:13:49,505 --> 00:13:52,169 I do actually wonder where I'll get my fucking news. 289 00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:54,002 Because at some point, someone needs to actually 290 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,499 keep track of what's going on in the world. 291 00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,247 Who went where, and who wore a hat. 292 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,746 I think it's gonna be a separate brand. 293 00:13:59,829 --> 00:14:02,492 Let me keep the truthy, oatmeal branding. 294 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:06,780 Yeah, but the American Republic is in not great shape as it is. 295 00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:09,235 What, you've got the— The Times, The Post, 296 00:14:09,318 --> 00:14:10,693 editors at Pierce, 297 00:14:10,776 --> 00:14:12,566 and a couple of hundred angry young women on Twitter, 298 00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:14,023 and that's about it. 299 00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:15,771 - Please. - No! Tom, 300 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,269 it is thread-fucking-bare out there, 301 00:14:17,352 --> 00:14:18,601 and now we're gonna eat another one? 302 00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:21,432 Well, do you want to tell him that? 303 00:14:21,515 --> 00:14:23,388 Tom, this is serious. 304 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,261 It's a snake eating a crocodile. 305 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:27,010 It doesn't fit, it's too big. 306 00:14:27,092 --> 00:14:29,382 It's a 20-billion-dollar acquisition 307 00:14:29,465 --> 00:14:32,170 that either breaks us or takes half a decade to integrate. 308 00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,920 We need to stop him. 309 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,166 So, talk to him in Hungary. 310 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,624 - What? - Yeah. 311 00:14:38,915 --> 00:14:41,870 I— I don't think I wanna do that, Shiv. 312 00:14:41,954 --> 00:14:45,866 Uh... Oh, hello? Is this the replicant department? 313 00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,906 Yeah, my meat-puppet has stopped working. 314 00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:49,237 Shiv. Shiv. 315 00:14:50,528 --> 00:14:52,067 Tom, I'm joking. 316 00:14:53,358 --> 00:14:54,691 But I'm also not. 317 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:57,270 People would do well to remember 318 00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,309 there's gonna be a new sheriff in town one day. 319 00:15:00,393 --> 00:15:02,683 So, rally the resistance, 320 00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:04,722 Deputy. 321 00:15:11,548 --> 00:15:14,004 Hey, Gerri, what's the thinking behind Hungary? 322 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,960 I's a nice place to shoot a gun where no one cares what you hit. 323 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,333 So, guys, listen. 324 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,832 I have a great drinking game for the flight. 325 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:21,538 Any time he says Pierce, take a sip. 326 00:15:21,622 --> 00:15:23,703 Oh, you brought your own? Super soaker? 327 00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:26,533 - Yep. - I got my own. Blaser. 328 00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:28,698 I don't wanna get into a dick-measuring competition, 329 00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,737 but I have a better, more powerful dick than you. 330 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,401 Which I'm sure isn't saying much. 331 00:15:35,358 --> 00:15:37,356 Ken. You're with me. 332 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,186 Let's talk timetables. 333 00:15:45,306 --> 00:15:48,136 I can't believe I'm a— on a private plane. 334 00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:50,134 It's like I'm in a band. 335 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,842 A very white, very wealthy... 336 00:15:52,424 --> 00:15:53,465 band. 337 00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,336 It's like I'm in U2. 338 00:15:57,419 --> 00:15:58,959 Welcome to the inner-sanctum. 339 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,040 Yeah. Yeah, it's— it's nice. 340 00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:03,913 Way nicer than the outer-sanctum. 341 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:07,701 Well, I hope you like red wine and killing shit. 342 00:16:07,784 --> 00:16:09,741 - ... about the... - What— 343 00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:11,614 What the fuck's the whispering? 344 00:16:11,697 --> 00:16:13,069 Oh, uh... 345 00:16:13,153 --> 00:16:15,818 Carolina has bad news, I'm afraid. On the book. 346 00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:17,316 The biography. 347 00:16:17,399 --> 00:16:18,815 I told you to stop it. 348 00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:20,354 I know. I'm sorry. 349 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,644 We were very clear there'll be no co-operation, but— 350 00:16:22,728 --> 00:16:24,183 I don't want it to come out. 351 00:16:24,267 --> 00:16:26,140 Okay— Got it. 352 00:16:26,223 --> 00:16:28,970 Well, it— it will come out. 353 00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:31,802 I can't actually, in this nation, yet, 354 00:16:31,885 --> 00:16:34,882 uh, sadly, halt the publication of a book. 355 00:16:34,964 --> 00:16:36,171 Yeah, we can. 356 00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:38,461 Well, we can threaten and harass, 357 00:16:38,545 --> 00:16:40,001 we can intimidate names 358 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:42,165 who might cooperate and get a little dicey. 359 00:16:42,249 --> 00:16:43,331 Everything. 360 00:16:43,415 --> 00:16:44,996 The writer, Pantsil. 361 00:16:45,079 --> 00:16:48,243 Can we not get her writing us a movie for the next decade? 362 00:16:48,326 --> 00:16:50,575 - Tooth comb her. - Leave it with us. 363 00:16:51,782 --> 00:16:54,944 Anyone who speaks to her is fucked. 364 00:16:55,027 --> 00:16:56,610 They're dead to me. 365 00:16:56,694 --> 00:16:59,566 No one goes sniffing round my fucking panties. 366 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:02,854 Well, I'm afraid that what her friend has 367 00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:06,725 suggests that she's met with someone close to you already. 368 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:10,928 - Who? - Well, we don't know. 369 00:17:11,011 --> 00:17:12,636 But someone inside. 370 00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:15,550 - Ken, is it you? - Is it me? 371 00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:19,420 Dad. Come on. Jesus. 372 00:17:19,504 --> 00:17:21,876 Well, it's just, historically speaking, 373 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:24,582 when I'm betrayed, it's usually you. 374 00:17:24,666 --> 00:17:27,246 Oh, I'm kidding, son. I'm kidding. 375 00:17:28,869 --> 00:17:30,159 I can get Sam on it. 376 00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:34,572 Go to IT, comb emails, company phones. Yep. 377 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:37,569 Fuck! 378 00:17:40,066 --> 00:17:41,190 Fucking rats. 379 00:17:41,980 --> 00:17:43,063 Rats! 380 00:17:47,726 --> 00:17:48,973 What's going on in there? 381 00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:52,721 Uh, somebody's trying to write Dad's biography. 382 00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:55,092 Oh, sh... Okay. 383 00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:58,048 I hadn't heard. That's— That's interesting. 384 00:17:58,131 --> 00:18:01,670 He's not a fan of the old, uh, the old biographical, uh... 385 00:18:01,754 --> 00:18:03,917 Yeah, he's not a fan. 386 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,624 And, uh, seems like somebody talked. 387 00:18:07,581 --> 00:18:08,622 Okay. 388 00:18:09,329 --> 00:18:10,661 That's bad. 389 00:18:10,745 --> 00:18:14,449 So, yeah. Someone talked. Someone inner-circle. 390 00:18:14,532 --> 00:18:17,446 Sam over there will, uh, smoke 'em out, 391 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,526 and, uh, Dad's gonna chop them up 392 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:22,815 and throw them into the fucking Danube. 393 00:18:22,898 --> 00:18:24,522 Right. 394 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,394 Blue Danube no more. 395 00:18:57,072 --> 00:19:00,570 That's because... I'm at a hunting lodge. 396 00:19:10,726 --> 00:19:13,888 Pierce. We can start to push? 397 00:19:13,972 --> 00:19:16,220 Well, that would be pushy. 398 00:19:16,303 --> 00:19:18,800 Well, too slow is no defense. 399 00:19:18,883 --> 00:19:21,424 Well, too fast and we spook 'em. 400 00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:26,085 - This is just— Oh! - Ah! 401 00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:27,999 Mon dieu! 402 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,872 Nice, right? 403 00:19:31,163 --> 00:19:32,496 Good for the morale. 404 00:19:32,579 --> 00:19:34,661 - How's your morale? - Great. 405 00:19:34,743 --> 00:19:37,199 - We're very happy. - Good. 406 00:19:37,282 --> 00:19:39,946 I want my top minds on Pierce. 407 00:19:40,029 --> 00:19:42,403 I'm gonna need some meat in the sandwich. 408 00:19:43,402 --> 00:19:44,442 Mm? 409 00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:46,482 You can do that, top minds? 410 00:19:46,565 --> 00:19:48,397 - You got it. - Yeah. 411 00:19:54,641 --> 00:19:55,722 Good? 412 00:19:56,639 --> 00:19:58,136 Good. Yeah. 413 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,592 - Here you go. - Good, good, good. Great. 414 00:20:04,796 --> 00:20:06,420 Hello. 415 00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:09,376 Is this the right place for the punishment beating? 416 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,373 Frank! How ya been? Come here, you old bastard! 417 00:20:12,456 --> 00:20:13,745 Come on! 418 00:20:13,828 --> 00:20:16,535 Oh, Kendall, where's the thing? 419 00:20:17,076 --> 00:20:18,492 Yeah. 420 00:20:18,575 --> 00:20:20,988 I'm sorry we didn't get a chance to speak at the wedding, but... 421 00:20:21,072 --> 00:20:23,070 You must have cut me dead four times. 422 00:20:23,153 --> 00:20:25,151 Ah, busy, busy, busy. 423 00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:28,689 - Kendall, the thing. Oh. - Yeah, here it is. 424 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,562 Frank. 425 00:20:31,645 --> 00:20:33,060 - For you. - What's this? 426 00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,805 The back, the back. 427 00:20:42,092 --> 00:20:45,755 "Some work of noble note may yet be done, 428 00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:51,749 not unbecoming men who strove with gods." 429 00:20:53,747 --> 00:20:56,245 That's nice. It's a nice thing. 430 00:20:57,951 --> 00:20:59,534 You okay? 431 00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:02,655 Sandy and Stewy have got my nuts in a vice. 432 00:21:02,738 --> 00:21:06,817 But Frank, you've got the grease to slip them out. 433 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,938 - Right? - Truly revolting image. 434 00:21:11,022 --> 00:21:13,810 - Hey, Kenny. - Good to see you, Frank. 435 00:21:13,893 --> 00:21:15,808 Frank. 436 00:21:15,891 --> 00:21:18,140 It's not been the same without you. 437 00:21:18,223 --> 00:21:20,388 It's been better. 438 00:21:20,471 --> 00:21:23,176 - I'm fucking with you. - Okay. 439 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:25,258 I'm— I'm kidding, sir. 440 00:21:26,507 --> 00:21:29,087 Gentlemen, time to change. 441 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:32,791 - Our safety briefing. - Safety briefing? 442 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,039 Here's the safety briefing: 443 00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:37,288 If you move against me, 444 00:21:37,371 --> 00:21:40,201 I'll put a hole in the back of your fucking head. 445 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:50,149 Connor? 446 00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:51,315 Hey! 447 00:21:51,399 --> 00:21:53,146 - Hey! - There you are. 448 00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:55,186 - Here I am. Hi. - Hi. 449 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,308 - What's this? - Uh... You know. 450 00:21:58,392 --> 00:22:01,845 Okay, thank you. Hey, listen. Come with me. 451 00:22:01,929 --> 00:22:03,927 I want you to meet my consultants. 452 00:22:05,468 --> 00:22:07,673 You know Eric Schulman and Bud Henley, of course. 453 00:22:07,756 --> 00:22:10,380 - They've joined the team. - Wow, Eric. 454 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,336 - Hey. - Good guys. 455 00:22:12,419 --> 00:22:15,748 - You saw the vid? - Uh, yeah. 456 00:22:15,831 --> 00:22:17,829 Hey, Connor... 457 00:22:17,913 --> 00:22:22,117 Those are serious guys. They're fuckin' pieces of shit. 458 00:22:22,201 --> 00:22:24,864 Yep. They're my pieces of shit. 459 00:22:26,322 --> 00:22:28,028 Willa's finishing up are-write. Would you like a drink? 460 00:22:28,111 --> 00:22:29,817 - Uh, no. I'm good. Thanks. - Okay. 461 00:22:29,901 --> 00:22:32,856 What's, uh— What's in the smoothie? 462 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,979 Burgundy. 463 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,976 - I'm sorry? - I hyper-decant. 464 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,766 You don't hyper-decant? 465 00:22:39,849 --> 00:22:41,432 You're just doing regular decanting? 466 00:22:41,515 --> 00:22:42,638 If by regular decanting you mean 467 00:22:42,721 --> 00:22:44,512 pouring into my open mouth, yeah. 468 00:22:44,594 --> 00:22:46,510 You should hyper-decant. 469 00:22:46,592 --> 00:22:48,757 It softens the tannins. Heightens the aromas. 470 00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:52,004 You can age your wine five years in ten seconds. 471 00:22:52,087 --> 00:22:53,086 Truly. 472 00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:56,250 - Mm-hmm. - Connor... 473 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,498 You know what they do to rich people in jail. 474 00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,163 Yes, they let them out early 475 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:02,659 to mitigate the risk of litigation. 476 00:23:02,743 --> 00:23:05,241 Going to jail is not a good look. 477 00:23:05,325 --> 00:23:07,779 Not many campaign posters use mugshots. 478 00:23:07,863 --> 00:23:08,987 The world has changed, Shiv. 479 00:23:09,070 --> 00:23:10,985 The old shibboleths are crumbling. 480 00:23:11,068 --> 00:23:13,066 And you know what? The elites are scared. 481 00:23:14,482 --> 00:23:16,314 I can see 'em down there, 482 00:23:16,397 --> 00:23:19,559 a-scrabbling and reconfiguring, 483 00:23:19,642 --> 00:23:24,472 with no clue what the whirlwind they have stirred heralds. 484 00:23:24,554 --> 00:23:26,927 Do you think that maybe if you're looking down 485 00:23:27,011 --> 00:23:29,259 on the elites from, like, you know, this penthouse, 486 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:30,798 maybe it's indicative of something? 487 00:23:32,131 --> 00:23:33,422 Smart. 488 00:23:33,504 --> 00:23:35,626 My baby sister is smart, right? 489 00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:37,958 - She is. Hey. - Hi. 490 00:23:38,041 --> 00:23:40,788 - How are you? - Uh, yeah. Connor, 491 00:23:40,872 --> 00:23:43,328 don't release the video. Okay? Please? 492 00:23:43,412 --> 00:23:46,075 Why? 493 00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:49,030 The family. We're worried you're gonna humiliate us, 494 00:23:49,114 --> 00:23:50,987 and humiliate yourself. 495 00:23:51,070 --> 00:23:53,152 - Oh, okay. Dad? - Yeah. 496 00:23:53,235 --> 00:23:54,858 Dad wants to stop me. 497 00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:58,272 Well, tell him to get in line behind Bezos and the Clintons. 498 00:23:58,355 --> 00:24:00,935 Connor, I'm asking a favor. 499 00:24:01,018 --> 00:24:02,184 Please. 500 00:24:02,268 --> 00:24:05,596 Well, how about I make counter-offer? 501 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,136 I'd like to make a rather indecent proposal. 502 00:24:09,219 --> 00:24:11,841 I'm g— guessing you haven't seen that film. 503 00:24:11,924 --> 00:24:13,839 Ooh. He has. Yeah, it's his favorite. 504 00:24:13,922 --> 00:24:16,295 I happen to know you're at a loose end. 505 00:24:17,419 --> 00:24:18,917 Shiv, come and work for me. 506 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,997 Hmm? What? No. 507 00:24:22,081 --> 00:24:23,829 No. No. 508 00:24:23,912 --> 00:24:25,701 It's a big offer. Big. 509 00:24:25,785 --> 00:24:27,991 Big offer, Shiv. You'd run the whole shebang. 510 00:24:28,075 --> 00:24:30,323 And look, if Gil fired you, maybe you're, um, 511 00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:32,445 - a difficult hire right now. - He didn't fire me. 512 00:24:32,528 --> 00:24:34,111 - I walked out. - Okay. 513 00:24:34,194 --> 00:24:35,650 - I— I— - No. Okay. 514 00:24:35,733 --> 00:24:38,232 So what would it take for you to change your mind? 515 00:24:38,315 --> 00:24:39,771 A lobotomy. 516 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:43,352 And a total realignment of modern politics. 517 00:24:43,434 --> 00:24:45,932 The— Connor, the video is batshit. 518 00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:49,552 Okay. 519 00:24:51,385 --> 00:24:54,174 I will consider with my team. 520 00:24:54,257 --> 00:24:56,962 - Okay. - Mm! Okay. 521 00:24:58,460 --> 00:24:59,793 Guys, I need five. 522 00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:01,999 I'll come back and we'll shoot the shit. 523 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,538 Hey, what's, uh... 524 00:25:03,622 --> 00:25:06,287 What's your read on this? 525 00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:08,700 Sorry, I— I, um... 526 00:25:08,784 --> 00:25:10,990 I have to go. I'm meeting my cast for drinks. 527 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:14,486 Oh, okay. That sounds fun. 528 00:25:14,569 --> 00:25:16,609 Yeah. Yeah, I mean, 529 00:25:16,692 --> 00:25:18,648 it's basically just a bunch of actors, 530 00:25:18,732 --> 00:25:20,813 you know, bitching in a shitty bar. 531 00:25:20,897 --> 00:25:23,727 - Uh-huh. Can I, uh... - What? 532 00:25:23,810 --> 00:25:25,143 You wanna come? 533 00:25:25,226 --> 00:25:26,766 Well, yeah. You know, I'd love an audience 534 00:25:26,849 --> 00:25:29,097 with the future first lady. 535 00:25:29,181 --> 00:25:32,011 Okay. Yeah. Come on. 536 00:25:37,298 --> 00:25:39,254 - You okay there? - Yeah. 537 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,872 This is nice. 538 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:47,619 Europe. 539 00:25:49,244 --> 00:25:51,075 Nice bit of war-torn, 540 00:25:51,532 --> 00:25:53,073 spooky, 541 00:25:53,157 --> 00:25:58,650 anti-Semitic, vampirey, authoritarian Europe. 542 00:25:58,734 --> 00:25:59,774 Yeah. 543 00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:02,231 Hey, Greg, it's good to see you, man. 544 00:26:02,314 --> 00:26:04,728 You're spending so much time hanging out with Kendall, 545 00:26:04,811 --> 00:26:06,144 a girl could start to wonder. 546 00:26:07,725 --> 00:26:09,889 No. No. No. 547 00:26:11,554 --> 00:26:15,383 Listen. Uh... So— Yeah, c— can I ask you something? 548 00:26:15,466 --> 00:26:17,756 On the— On the friend level? 549 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,254 Yeah. You worried about what you did in Cruises? 550 00:26:22,294 --> 00:26:26,789 What we did? No. No. Uh... 551 00:26:26,872 --> 00:26:29,328 No. I was gonna ask you about this Sam guy. 552 00:26:29,411 --> 00:26:31,826 - Do you know him? - Rat-fucker Sam? Yeah, sure. 553 00:26:31,909 --> 00:26:33,490 You know he background-checked me 554 00:26:33,573 --> 00:26:35,989 before I started dating Shiv? 555 00:26:36,072 --> 00:26:39,776 Wow. Yeah. So, what's his— Is he— 556 00:26:39,859 --> 00:26:41,482 Like, what's his competency? 557 00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:42,982 Is he— Is he nice? 558 00:26:43,065 --> 00:26:45,520 Is he nice? You're asking about the moral character 559 00:26:45,603 --> 00:26:47,310 of a man named Rat-fucker Sam? 560 00:26:47,393 --> 00:26:50,807 He is a fucking piece of fucking shit, is what he is. 561 00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:53,720 Yeah. What's up, Greg? 562 00:26:54,844 --> 00:26:56,842 We've been through a bit, right? 563 00:26:59,381 --> 00:27:00,297 Can I trust you? 564 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:02,461 Yes. Of course you can trust me. 565 00:27:02,544 --> 00:27:03,877 To a point, yes. 566 00:27:03,961 --> 00:27:06,999 So, you know how Logan's mad 567 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,538 someone talked to his biographer? 568 00:27:08,622 --> 00:27:10,163 - Greg. - So... 569 00:27:10,246 --> 00:27:11,661 I'm wondering how likely it is 570 00:27:11,744 --> 00:27:14,991 that Sam will find out the person emailed 571 00:27:15,075 --> 00:27:19,361 - from a private email. - Oh, fuck, man. Really? 572 00:27:19,444 --> 00:27:22,483 I didn't even meet her. I didn't— I pre-met her. 573 00:27:22,566 --> 00:27:25,023 She— She tried to turn the pre-meet into a meet-meet, 574 00:27:25,106 --> 00:27:26,147 so I left. 575 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:29,351 Okay, well. Oh, my— 576 00:27:29,434 --> 00:27:31,933 If you— If you tell Logan, 577 00:27:33,513 --> 00:27:34,888 he might kill you. 578 00:27:34,971 --> 00:27:36,302 - Mm. - Okay, 579 00:27:36,385 --> 00:27:38,425 so you need to put that in the locker, man, 580 00:27:38,508 --> 00:27:40,423 and don't tell anyone. 581 00:27:40,506 --> 00:27:42,006 And pray that you can trust me, 582 00:27:42,089 --> 00:27:44,253 'cause you just handed me a valuable piece of capital. 583 00:27:45,252 --> 00:27:46,251 Greg! 584 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:50,747 Buddy. Trust no one, ever. 585 00:27:53,244 --> 00:27:55,450 Okay. Wise words. 586 00:27:55,533 --> 00:27:57,074 No, not having me here, 587 00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:58,488 just being out of— out of the desert. 588 00:27:58,572 --> 00:28:00,403 Yeah. 589 00:28:00,486 --> 00:28:03,609 Hey, can I ask you a favor, about Con? 590 00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:05,940 Sure thing. 591 00:28:06,024 --> 00:28:09,436 Could you maybe get him to pump the brakes on that video? 592 00:28:09,519 --> 00:28:11,102 - Mm... - And actually just the whole 593 00:28:11,185 --> 00:28:13,640 wanting to be the leader of the free world thing? 594 00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:15,763 He does love a project. I... 595 00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:18,178 Oh, yeah. No, I know, but... 596 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:21,507 I mean, you're smart. You're... worldly. 597 00:28:21,591 --> 00:28:23,797 - You get it. - Okay. 598 00:28:23,881 --> 00:28:25,587 I mean, I thought it looked okay, but... 599 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:30,623 And you and Con, you're— I mean, you're okay, right? 600 00:28:30,707 --> 00:28:32,621 It's... This whole... 601 00:28:32,705 --> 00:28:37,283 Sure. I mean, we support each other's dreams. 602 00:28:37,366 --> 00:28:39,322 His dream is the White House. 603 00:28:39,406 --> 00:28:40,780 Mine is Broadway. 604 00:28:40,864 --> 00:28:42,195 Uh-huh. 605 00:28:42,278 --> 00:28:44,401 Well, you realize those guys that he's got in there, 606 00:28:44,484 --> 00:28:45,733 those are serious guys. 607 00:28:45,817 --> 00:28:47,149 I mean, they'll suck ten million from him, 608 00:28:47,231 --> 00:28:48,814 and he won't even realize it's gone. 609 00:28:48,897 --> 00:28:50,728 And how much is your play gonna cost? 610 00:28:51,561 --> 00:28:53,018 Mm-hmm. 611 00:28:54,142 --> 00:28:55,390 Okay, I'll think about it. 612 00:28:55,473 --> 00:28:57,930 - I will. Thank you, Shiv. - Uh-huh. 613 00:28:58,013 --> 00:29:01,094 - Willa. - Hi! Good to see you. 614 00:29:01,176 --> 00:29:03,507 And you. Hi. Chris. 615 00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:04,756 Shiv. 616 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,585 And you, Shiv? 617 00:29:08,669 --> 00:29:10,126 - Me? - Yeah. 618 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:14,039 Are you okay? You're happy, calm, everything? 619 00:29:14,122 --> 00:29:16,702 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 620 00:29:16,786 --> 00:29:18,242 I got everything I could want. 621 00:29:18,742 --> 00:29:19,950 Great. 622 00:29:20,033 --> 00:29:21,531 Cheers. 623 00:29:21,614 --> 00:29:22,738 Oh, hey. 624 00:29:35,183 --> 00:29:37,016 You look good with a rifle. 625 00:29:40,013 --> 00:29:41,594 How you doin', man? 626 00:29:41,677 --> 00:29:44,591 Eh. You? 627 00:29:44,674 --> 00:29:46,923 I think my guy's working for the boar. 628 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,003 Hey, so listen, I have a question. 629 00:29:50,086 --> 00:29:52,458 - Mm-hmm? - Between us, 630 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,497 did you get a call from that biographer? 631 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:59,284 I mean, yeah, obviously. I'm the interesting one. 632 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,240 You? 633 00:30:02,281 --> 00:30:03,363 Yeah. 634 00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:05,987 Yeah. 635 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:08,942 - You thinking of talking to her? - Uh... 636 00:30:09,026 --> 00:30:10,231 I don't know. 637 00:30:11,397 --> 00:30:12,605 Maybe. 638 00:30:12,688 --> 00:30:14,186 What about you? 639 00:30:14,269 --> 00:30:16,726 Uh, no. I mean... 640 00:30:16,809 --> 00:30:20,015 If you're gonna talk to her, I guess I have to talk to her, 641 00:30:20,097 --> 00:30:21,721 just to correct your bullshit. 642 00:30:23,053 --> 00:30:24,634 So why are you so into Pierce? 643 00:30:24,718 --> 00:30:28,756 I just think we know news, you know, stay in our lane. 644 00:30:28,839 --> 00:30:29,838 Do you like it? 645 00:30:29,921 --> 00:30:31,252 Oh, I fuckin' love it. 646 00:30:31,335 --> 00:30:32,877 Yeah, I mean, 647 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,499 synergies are great. 648 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:40,827 Exactly. Carnage and layoffs, all that shit. Ooh. 649 00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:44,531 Uh... Pardon me. This is private. 650 00:30:45,405 --> 00:30:46,446 Hello. 651 00:30:47,361 --> 00:30:48,402 You have Roman. 652 00:30:49,568 --> 00:30:50,608 How are you? 653 00:30:53,439 --> 00:30:56,102 Oh, yeah? And what would that be? 654 00:31:00,306 --> 00:31:02,805 Great. Let's, uh— Let's stay across that. 655 00:31:02,888 --> 00:31:07,341 Mm-hmm. Thank you for the information. 656 00:31:07,425 --> 00:31:10,380 Talk soon. Thanks for letting me know. Bye. 657 00:31:12,628 --> 00:31:13,669 Good news? 658 00:31:13,752 --> 00:31:17,998 - Um, yeah, sure. - Hey, come on, man. 659 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:19,496 What was that? 660 00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:22,868 Just fuckin' leave it. It's a PR thing. It was nothing. 661 00:31:23,575 --> 00:31:24,616 Look at me. 662 00:31:26,322 --> 00:31:29,528 I know you. Come on. You're full of shit. 663 00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:31,026 Well, I know you. 664 00:31:31,109 --> 00:31:32,650 Why the fuck are you lying about Pierce? 665 00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:34,690 We are ready to do the drive now. 666 00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,895 All right. Go on. 667 00:31:37,978 --> 00:31:40,558 Let's go murder a terrified mammal. 668 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,416 Okay. 669 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,874 We're such shitty hunters 670 00:31:58,957 --> 00:32:00,996 that we're just shooting piggies in a barrel. 671 00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:03,661 Might as well just throw a grenade at the pigs. 672 00:32:27,678 --> 00:32:29,051 Hold on. Hold on. 673 00:32:29,926 --> 00:32:31,007 Good. 674 00:32:32,256 --> 00:32:33,589 - Thank you. - Thank you. 675 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,666 - Hey, listen, Karl. - Yeah? 676 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:42,872 I was thinking I— It would be nice to have a chat, 677 00:32:42,954 --> 00:32:46,159 'cause I was— about a possible cool move for you? 678 00:32:46,242 --> 00:32:47,867 - Oh, right. Oh, Gerri? - Yeah? 679 00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:51,904 Yeah. We— Uh, we wanted to have a, uh— a chat with you, Tom. 680 00:32:51,986 --> 00:32:53,193 - Yeah. - Um... 681 00:32:53,277 --> 00:32:56,441 I don't know how you feel about Pierce, 682 00:32:56,524 --> 00:33:00,770 but a few of us were having a few doubts. 683 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:02,476 - Okay. - Yeah. 684 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,724 Okay. Well, that's interesting. That's— That's really smart. 685 00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:07,638 Why don't you— Why don't you raise it? 686 00:33:07,722 --> 00:33:10,926 Okay. Although we also thought it could be good 687 00:33:11,009 --> 00:33:12,717 - for you to talk to him? - Yeah. 688 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,673 Okay. All right. Although... 689 00:33:14,756 --> 00:33:16,629 wouldn't it be better if it came from 690 00:33:16,713 --> 00:33:18,502 - old, trusted... - Right. 691 00:33:18,586 --> 00:33:20,500 - ... colleagues? - That's smart. 692 00:33:20,584 --> 00:33:22,748 Karl, that's interesting. Should we do it? 693 00:33:23,664 --> 00:33:25,036 That would be cool. 694 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,992 Um, it's not a big deal, really, who actually says it. 695 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:30,865 I guess you are family, and he does treat family 696 00:33:30,947 --> 00:33:32,530 - differently. - Yeah. No, sure. 697 00:33:32,613 --> 00:33:35,277 Although, he did once call me "The Cunt of Monte Cristo." 698 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:37,650 That's— That was joshing. 699 00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:39,731 In a way, that's a testament to your closeness. 700 00:33:39,815 --> 00:33:41,729 - In a way... - He likes you, Tom. 701 00:33:41,813 --> 00:33:44,560 He likes you. You're a fine mind, articulate, 702 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:47,682 - strong leader. - I'm articulate? 703 00:33:47,765 --> 00:33:50,011 Oh, you're so kind, you know. 704 00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:51,636 In fact, I'm so flattered, 705 00:33:51,719 --> 00:33:54,216 I'll just fucking walk right into the machine gun nest. 706 00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:55,465 Also, I've spoken to Shiv 707 00:33:55,549 --> 00:33:56,880 and I know she asked you to talk to him. 708 00:33:56,963 --> 00:33:59,169 - You spoke to Shiv? - And if you don't, 709 00:33:59,253 --> 00:34:00,917 and she asks, yeah? 710 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,871 That's where heroes are born, Tom. On the battlefield. 711 00:34:05,954 --> 00:34:09,117 It's also commonly where they're killed, Gerri. 712 00:34:11,074 --> 00:34:12,365 We'll back you up. 713 00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:18,400 Well, Logan, uh, look... 714 00:34:19,733 --> 00:34:23,562 I hate to be a party pooper, but I have poop. 715 00:34:23,646 --> 00:34:25,727 The Pierce family bank have called to say 716 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:28,474 the family got word that you were on maneuvers. 717 00:34:28,557 --> 00:34:31,596 It freaked them out. We need to back right off. 718 00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:34,009 This was supposed to be choreographed. 719 00:34:34,092 --> 00:34:35,383 That's about as choreographed 720 00:34:35,467 --> 00:34:38,172 as a dog getting fucked on roller-skates. 721 00:34:38,255 --> 00:34:39,671 Was there a leak? 722 00:34:39,755 --> 00:34:41,669 It was cagey. It might have been accidental. 723 00:34:41,753 --> 00:34:44,208 No. No, no. This was no accident. 724 00:34:46,247 --> 00:34:47,912 Someone's trying to fuck me. 725 00:34:48,828 --> 00:34:51,326 Who knew? No one. 726 00:34:51,409 --> 00:34:52,907 It's someone here. 727 00:34:54,573 --> 00:34:56,321 I've got snakes in the fucking basket. 728 00:34:56,404 --> 00:34:57,819 Do you want me to go down the list 729 00:34:57,902 --> 00:34:59,983 - of other acquisition targets? - No! 730 00:35:00,066 --> 00:35:02,023 I want Pierce! 731 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:07,643 Get back to the city. Find another way. 732 00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:09,890 Oh, some of these fuckers 733 00:35:09,973 --> 00:35:12,430 are trying to kill this. Fucking pygmies! 734 00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:14,261 Fucking lice! 735 00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:22,128 How we all doing? 736 00:35:22,211 --> 00:35:24,958 All havin' a nice time on the company dollar? 737 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:26,790 Ah. 738 00:35:26,873 --> 00:35:28,664 Gerri, you all right? You look tired. 739 00:35:28,747 --> 00:35:30,328 Oh, no, I'm— I'm good, thanks. 740 00:35:30,412 --> 00:35:32,908 Good. 'Cause I want the Pierce pension options first thing. 741 00:35:32,992 --> 00:35:34,823 Right, so— so I should probably go. 742 00:35:34,906 --> 00:35:37,488 Stay. You know, we need to boost morale. 743 00:35:37,572 --> 00:35:39,653 Okay, great. Yeah. I can feel it rising. 744 00:35:39,736 --> 00:35:43,649 Oh, Logan? Just a— a heads up. A fam— A family heads up, 745 00:35:43,732 --> 00:35:45,647 just to— just to let you know 746 00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:47,935 that in a moment I might say something, 747 00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:50,016 but not to worry, 'cause it's not real. 748 00:35:51,141 --> 00:35:52,140 Okay? 749 00:35:52,223 --> 00:35:53,556 - Wh— - Just, headline is 750 00:35:53,639 --> 00:35:56,968 I'm gonna say something, but disregard it. 751 00:35:57,051 --> 00:36:00,507 I think that people think of me as a kind of leader. 752 00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:02,837 Because there was an issue that they wanted raised, 753 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,670 but don't you be under the impression 754 00:36:04,752 --> 00:36:08,249 that— that I'm against what I'll say I'm against. Okay? 755 00:36:09,830 --> 00:36:11,121 - Pierce. - What? 756 00:36:11,204 --> 00:36:13,327 Pierce. People are against it. 757 00:36:13,411 --> 00:36:14,908 But that's because they're scared. 758 00:36:14,991 --> 00:36:16,491 But they think of me as kind of brave, 759 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,488 which I would be if I needed to be, but I don't, so... 760 00:36:19,571 --> 00:36:20,612 Good. 761 00:36:22,235 --> 00:36:23,526 A toast. 762 00:36:23,609 --> 00:36:26,106 Uh, musicians? 763 00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:29,103 Uh... 764 00:36:30,519 --> 00:36:31,849 To our top team. 765 00:36:31,933 --> 00:36:33,099 Top team. 766 00:36:33,182 --> 00:36:35,138 - Top team. - Mm. 767 00:36:35,222 --> 00:36:37,428 And again. And again. Fill her up, fill her up. 768 00:36:37,512 --> 00:36:39,758 Eat, everybody. Eat. And drink. 769 00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:42,838 Come on now. It's a party, isn't it? 770 00:36:42,922 --> 00:36:45,420 Come on. Hey! Ray, where you going? 771 00:36:46,751 --> 00:36:47,917 To take a leak. 772 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,415 Uh, you know. We're all sticking together. 773 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:54,411 If you need a leak, piss in a bucket. 774 00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:57,408 I mean... we're locking down. 775 00:36:57,492 --> 00:36:59,905 It's all right. We're all pals here. Yeah. 776 00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,234 Right. 777 00:37:23,382 --> 00:37:26,087 Jesus Christ, Ray. I'm pullin' your pisser. 778 00:37:26,171 --> 00:37:29,585 Put that bucket down, you disgusting bastard. 779 00:37:31,706 --> 00:37:32,955 Oh, my God. 780 00:37:33,871 --> 00:37:35,454 Where do we find 'em? 781 00:37:35,537 --> 00:37:38,242 Musicians! Thank you. Again. 782 00:37:40,697 --> 00:37:41,863 Sit, sit. 783 00:37:43,112 --> 00:37:45,817 So what do you do? Something important? 784 00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:48,149 Uh, no. Nope. 785 00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:49,980 Well, you will one day. 786 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:52,935 Here's hopin'. 787 00:37:54,642 --> 00:37:57,181 Uh, I gotta make a call. 788 00:37:58,389 --> 00:37:59,513 Jealous boyfriend? 789 00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:02,717 No. 790 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,048 Just a guy who works for me. 791 00:38:05,132 --> 00:38:08,170 - Working on a Saturday? - He better be. 792 00:38:08,254 --> 00:38:10,875 Wow, sounds like you're riding him hard. 793 00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:12,417 Well, maybe he likes it. 794 00:38:13,956 --> 00:38:15,372 Are you flirting with me? 795 00:38:15,455 --> 00:38:17,702 Your flirt got all over my pants. 796 00:38:18,993 --> 00:38:20,657 I'll be right back. 797 00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:23,239 Hey, Tom. Just checking you talked to him. 798 00:38:25,570 --> 00:38:27,068 Don't let me down, soldier. 799 00:38:28,649 --> 00:38:31,189 Shiv? 800 00:38:31,273 --> 00:38:32,687 It's, uh... 801 00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:35,310 Connor Roy, eldest son of media mogul, 802 00:38:35,394 --> 00:38:36,808 - Logan Roy... - Oh, Jesus Christ. 803 00:38:36,891 --> 00:38:38,681 announced his intention to go to prison, 804 00:38:38,764 --> 00:38:41,137 rather than pay federal income tax 805 00:38:41,221 --> 00:38:42,553 at the current level. 806 00:38:42,635 --> 00:38:44,716 Hey. Connor Roy. 807 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,341 He looks cute, though. 808 00:38:49,213 --> 00:38:50,669 It tastes... I guess boar tastes like chicken. 809 00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:53,791 No! Boar is boar. Boar is piggy. 810 00:39:02,865 --> 00:39:04,281 Try that black... 811 00:39:04,365 --> 00:39:05,779 - blood sausage— - Come on, everyone. 812 00:39:05,862 --> 00:39:09,650 We're supposed to be having a nice time! Drink! 813 00:39:09,733 --> 00:39:11,981 Tom. Now's the time, Tom. 814 00:39:12,065 --> 00:39:13,397 - Oh, you think? - Yeah. 815 00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,519 Paid enough. 816 00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:26,343 A toast. Uh— Oh, Frank. You wanna? 817 00:39:26,426 --> 00:39:29,465 Oh. Okay. 818 00:39:30,546 --> 00:39:34,251 Uh— 'Scuse me. 819 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:39,870 - To old friends. - Lovely. To old friends. 820 00:39:42,493 --> 00:39:45,906 Wow. 821 00:39:48,029 --> 00:39:49,236 Why'd you come, Frank? 822 00:39:50,485 --> 00:39:52,275 - W— Here? - Mm-hmm. 823 00:39:52,358 --> 00:39:55,480 - Because you invited me. - Uh-huh. 824 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:59,143 Not on a recon for some of your old stuck up pals? 825 00:39:59,226 --> 00:40:04,305 Logan, we're old. I try not to leave fences broken. 826 00:40:04,388 --> 00:40:06,634 You're a fucking creep. 827 00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:08,674 - Excuse me? - Ah. 828 00:40:08,757 --> 00:40:10,299 I mean you— you went for three jobs, 829 00:40:10,382 --> 00:40:11,880 you didn't get any of them. 830 00:40:11,963 --> 00:40:13,836 Your vineyard was a write-off. 831 00:40:13,919 --> 00:40:15,377 And now your trophy girlfriend 832 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:18,374 is sucking some waiter's dick in Palermo, 833 00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:20,829 so now you've come crawling back, 834 00:40:20,912 --> 00:40:22,618 like a fucking worm. 835 00:40:22,702 --> 00:40:24,867 I'm actually kinda glad he's back now. 836 00:40:26,906 --> 00:40:28,114 What's happening here? 837 00:40:29,405 --> 00:40:30,445 Ken. 838 00:40:31,901 --> 00:40:34,316 Talk to him, Tom. Now. 839 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,689 Fuck off. 840 00:40:35,772 --> 00:40:40,060 Someone has spoken to Michelle Pantsil. 841 00:40:41,434 --> 00:40:43,432 We've got rats on this ship. 842 00:40:44,888 --> 00:40:46,304 And Pierce. 843 00:40:46,388 --> 00:40:48,261 What's going on? Hmm? 844 00:40:50,134 --> 00:40:51,216 Who's got my back? 845 00:40:52,090 --> 00:40:54,462 Who's really behind me? 846 00:40:54,545 --> 00:40:58,251 Anyone? Excuse me. Anyone wanna own up? Hmm? 847 00:40:58,334 --> 00:41:00,415 Anyone wanna rat out a rat? 848 00:41:01,913 --> 00:41:02,912 Cyd? 849 00:41:03,911 --> 00:41:05,035 Are you a rat? 850 00:41:05,909 --> 00:41:06,908 No. 851 00:41:06,991 --> 00:41:09,947 - How about you? - No. I'm not. 852 00:41:11,071 --> 00:41:13,402 Karl, you got something to tell me? 853 00:41:13,484 --> 00:41:14,858 Um, such as? 854 00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:18,064 Oh, I don't know, where the local whorehouse is. 855 00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,518 Well, I don't know about that. 856 00:41:21,601 --> 00:41:23,267 Does your old lady know about that? 857 00:41:23,351 --> 00:41:24,890 Hmm, no. 858 00:41:24,973 --> 00:41:29,095 Um, you know. Um... 859 00:41:29,178 --> 00:41:31,549 She knows that I'm something of a Libertine, 860 00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:34,173 - but— Okay. - Oh, is— is that a yes? 861 00:41:34,256 --> 00:41:36,628 Sh— Should we get her on the speaker phone and ask her? 862 00:41:36,711 --> 00:41:39,251 Oh, come on. Logan, please. What the fuck? 863 00:41:40,167 --> 00:41:43,039 Everyone, phones on the table. 864 00:41:43,122 --> 00:41:46,286 Company and private. Come on. Phones on the table now. 865 00:41:46,369 --> 00:41:47,617 Is that really necessary? 866 00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:49,116 I'm not even sure it's— it's legal 867 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,572 - to demand people— - Yeah, well, 868 00:41:50,655 --> 00:41:52,238 we're getting down to brass fucking tacks. 869 00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:56,400 Tom, did you and your fragile ego talk to Pantsil? 870 00:41:59,397 --> 00:42:01,313 No. No, sir. 871 00:42:01,395 --> 00:42:03,809 No. Logan, why don't we switch to strategy? 872 00:42:03,893 --> 00:42:06,598 Oh, oh. Here's a strategy, 873 00:42:06,681 --> 00:42:09,138 Why don't you pipe down till you come and tell me 874 00:42:09,221 --> 00:42:10,677 I've got a grandson coming? 875 00:42:10,761 --> 00:42:13,217 Hmm? Or are you shooting blanks? 876 00:42:14,091 --> 00:42:15,215 - Karl? - Yeah? 877 00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:17,005 Do you like the, uh, the Pierce deal? 878 00:42:17,088 --> 00:42:20,417 I do. I do, yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 879 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,208 Bullshit. 880 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,831 Boar on the floor. 881 00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:26,453 Hey! 882 00:42:27,910 --> 00:42:30,699 - Okay. - It's a game. 883 00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:33,114 In the corner, over there. Stand there. 884 00:42:33,197 --> 00:42:35,694 Go, go, go, go, go. 885 00:42:39,191 --> 00:42:40,939 All right. 886 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:45,351 Tom? 887 00:42:45,434 --> 00:42:46,641 - Me? - Yeah. 888 00:42:46,725 --> 00:42:48,016 - Uh, Pierce? - Yeah. 889 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,014 Um... 890 00:42:50,097 --> 00:42:52,593 Well, there's a lot of... 891 00:42:52,677 --> 00:42:54,342 factors, and... 892 00:42:54,425 --> 00:42:58,338 but yes. I personally— I like it. I like it. 893 00:42:58,421 --> 00:43:00,087 Boar on the floor over there. 894 00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:04,748 Gerri, stand up. 895 00:43:05,372 --> 00:43:06,413 Stand up! 896 00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:10,575 Pierce? 897 00:43:10,659 --> 00:43:11,992 Couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you. Don't know. 898 00:43:12,075 --> 00:43:13,489 - Have you played it before? - No! 899 00:43:13,572 --> 00:43:16,154 Well, actually, I... 900 00:43:16,238 --> 00:43:18,734 To be perfectly honest, I've— I've had a few doubts. 901 00:43:19,692 --> 00:43:21,066 Honesty. 902 00:43:21,149 --> 00:43:23,604 You see, everybody? Do you see? 903 00:43:24,105 --> 00:43:25,187 Honesty. 904 00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:27,392 Greg, stand up. 905 00:43:30,224 --> 00:43:31,972 Did you get any orders from my brother, 906 00:43:32,055 --> 00:43:33,844 the fuckin' Conscience of the Prairies? 907 00:43:34,718 --> 00:43:35,884 - Me? - Yeah. 908 00:43:35,968 --> 00:43:39,256 I... don't... Uh... 909 00:43:41,254 --> 00:43:42,835 Yeah. I— 'Cause I— 910 00:43:42,919 --> 00:43:44,583 I've had some doubts too. 911 00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:47,455 Oh? Fucking doubter. Over there. 912 00:43:47,538 --> 00:43:50,911 But the rules are that you're spared if you tell the truth, 913 00:43:50,994 --> 00:43:53,991 - and I just told you the truth! - Oh, oh! There are rules? 914 00:43:54,075 --> 00:43:55,906 - Right? - Do you know something, Greg? 915 00:43:55,989 --> 00:44:00,859 There are no fucking rules. Over there. 916 00:44:02,233 --> 00:44:04,688 Okay. 917 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:07,894 Roman! 918 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,390 I like it for real, Dad, 919 00:44:10,474 --> 00:44:12,182 - I wanna help— - Stand the fuck up. 920 00:44:13,554 --> 00:44:14,845 Um, okay. 921 00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:21,880 Kendall took a call from the biographer. 922 00:44:22,629 --> 00:44:23,836 We all got a call, Rome. 923 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,667 Okay, yes, but you— See, he seemed like 924 00:44:25,751 --> 00:44:27,707 he wanted to actually talk to her. 925 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,496 To smoke you out for Dad. 926 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:31,745 What? Fuck you. Why'd you get to smoke me out? 927 00:44:31,828 --> 00:44:33,077 I was smokin' you out. 928 00:44:33,161 --> 00:44:35,282 Why don't you tell us about your mystery call? 929 00:44:35,365 --> 00:44:36,740 The phone call? 930 00:44:36,823 --> 00:44:38,446 Uh, yeah. It was Frank. 931 00:44:38,529 --> 00:44:40,402 He meant to call you. 932 00:44:40,485 --> 00:44:42,567 He wants to know if the plan to overthrow Dad is still happening. 933 00:44:43,482 --> 00:44:45,856 Someone spiked Pierce. 934 00:44:47,353 --> 00:44:49,351 Which one of you boars did it? 935 00:44:49,435 --> 00:44:51,143 - Tom! - Yes? 936 00:44:51,225 --> 00:44:52,724 Sit on the floor! 937 00:44:52,807 --> 00:44:54,346 It's fun. 938 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:55,929 - Seriously? - Yeah, it's a game! 939 00:44:56,013 --> 00:44:58,467 - Boar on the floor! - I really— I feel— 940 00:44:58,551 --> 00:45:00,050 Get down! 941 00:45:00,134 --> 00:45:02,173 Boar on the floor. 942 00:45:02,255 --> 00:45:04,753 Boar on the floor. Kendall, bring the troops. 943 00:45:04,837 --> 00:45:07,667 Boar on the floor. 944 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:09,166 - Get down! - Boar on the floor. 945 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:12,163 Greg! On the floor, boar. 946 00:45:12,245 --> 00:45:14,618 Come on, Frank! 947 00:45:14,702 --> 00:45:16,908 Why am I in this? 948 00:45:16,992 --> 00:45:18,406 How the fuck would I know, Greg? 949 00:45:18,489 --> 00:45:20,114 You think I have a rational explanation for this? 950 00:45:20,196 --> 00:45:23,442 Frank! Feed the piggies, guests of honor! 951 00:45:23,526 --> 00:45:26,231 That's it. Boar on the floor! 952 00:45:26,314 --> 00:45:28,064 Boar on the floor! 953 00:45:28,147 --> 00:45:31,061 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Shh. Shh. Shh. 954 00:45:31,144 --> 00:45:33,516 Oink for your sausages, piggies. Oink. 955 00:45:33,599 --> 00:45:34,890 Oh, Jesus Christ. 956 00:45:34,974 --> 00:45:37,138 Oink for your sausage, Tom. Oink. 957 00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,137 Oink. 958 00:45:38,219 --> 00:45:39,635 No. 959 00:45:39,718 --> 00:45:40,884 No half-hearted oink. 960 00:45:40,968 --> 00:45:43,132 - I'm not doing it. - Oink, oink, oink. 961 00:45:43,214 --> 00:45:44,839 On the count of three, 962 00:45:44,922 --> 00:45:48,960 the last piggy to eat a sausage is the mole. 963 00:45:49,043 --> 00:45:51,165 That doesn't seem like a very good system... 964 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:53,329 Who spoke to Pantsil? 965 00:45:53,412 --> 00:45:54,912 Please. 966 00:45:56,868 --> 00:45:57,992 Hey! 967 00:45:58,076 --> 00:46:00,739 Crawl in a circle and close your eyes. 968 00:46:00,823 --> 00:46:01,988 Three... 969 00:46:02,072 --> 00:46:03,153 Greg, oink. 970 00:46:05,317 --> 00:46:06,566 Two... 971 00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:09,563 One... 972 00:46:12,062 --> 00:46:14,308 Eat the sausage, Tom! 973 00:46:14,391 --> 00:46:16,181 I got it! 974 00:46:26,797 --> 00:46:28,169 Take it out of his hand! 975 00:46:28,252 --> 00:46:29,293 Come on. 976 00:46:31,084 --> 00:46:32,832 Karl stole my sausage. 977 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:36,745 Too effing slow. I'll get you your booby prize. 978 00:46:37,869 --> 00:46:39,241 Eat up, piggies. 979 00:46:39,325 --> 00:46:41,490 I believe he said "Eat up, piggies." 980 00:46:41,573 --> 00:46:44,361 I wanna see you little piggy fucks eat. Eat it. 981 00:46:44,445 --> 00:46:45,903 Indemnification, you fuckin' dummy. 982 00:46:45,986 --> 00:46:47,650 Wh— You fucking serious? How old are you? 983 00:46:47,734 --> 00:46:49,231 Give me back my fucking phone. 984 00:46:49,315 --> 00:46:50,773 - Huh? What are you hiding? - What are you— Wh— Hiding? 985 00:46:50,856 --> 00:46:52,312 Nothing. Give me back my fucking phone. 986 00:46:52,395 --> 00:46:53,978 - What's your code? - Are you fucking serious? 987 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,350 - Yeah. What's your— - My code? Uh, my code is, 988 00:46:55,434 --> 00:46:57,849 um, fuck you— What? 989 00:47:02,552 --> 00:47:05,591 Okay, you got it. All right? Happy? There's nothing in there. 990 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:10,669 Hey, do you wanna hit this? 991 00:47:10,753 --> 00:47:13,833 It's actually just some resin I left in the downpipe 992 00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:17,495 - in the bowl, I'm afraid. - Mm. Wow, yum. No. 993 00:47:17,579 --> 00:47:19,577 - Uh, thank you. - All right. 994 00:47:22,033 --> 00:47:23,489 So, uh, no TV? 995 00:47:23,573 --> 00:47:24,905 You a— You a laptop guy? 996 00:47:24,989 --> 00:47:26,403 Nah, no screens. 997 00:47:27,944 --> 00:47:29,775 No, uh— No news? 998 00:47:29,859 --> 00:47:31,314 Oh, I don't follow the news. 999 00:47:31,398 --> 00:47:32,856 No, these days, actually the real news 1000 00:47:32,939 --> 00:47:36,309 - comes from comedians. - Oh. Wow. 1001 00:47:36,393 --> 00:47:38,766 I'm not crazy to hear the next thing you're gonna say. 1002 00:47:38,850 --> 00:47:40,097 Can I just kiss you? 1003 00:47:44,301 --> 00:47:47,716 Uh, full disclosure, I am in a relationship, 1004 00:47:47,799 --> 00:47:49,922 but it's an open relationship. 1005 00:47:50,005 --> 00:47:51,586 It sounds bohemian and complicated, 1006 00:47:51,670 --> 00:47:53,002 but actually it's pretty simple. 1007 00:47:53,084 --> 00:47:56,206 You, um— Wow. Do you have any, uh, questions? 1008 00:47:56,289 --> 00:47:59,078 - Um, I don't think so. - Great. 1009 00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:01,785 Mm. 1010 00:48:12,732 --> 00:48:14,563 - Hey, I'm sorry. - Give me my phone. 1011 00:48:14,647 --> 00:48:15,896 Give me my fucking phone. 1012 00:48:15,979 --> 00:48:17,477 You're— Grab my— You like touching me? 1013 00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,892 Grab my fucking balls, I will drop you, cocksucker. 1014 00:48:19,975 --> 00:48:21,807 Yeah, you see a phone number, so what? 1015 00:48:21,890 --> 00:48:23,846 All must have prizes. 1016 00:48:24,845 --> 00:48:26,802 What's in there? What's the prize? 1017 00:48:26,885 --> 00:48:27,967 Hey, Dad? 1018 00:48:28,049 --> 00:48:30,756 It was Roman. Roman talked to Pierce. 1019 00:48:30,839 --> 00:48:33,711 He, uh, took a call from Naomi Pierce. 1020 00:48:33,795 --> 00:48:35,459 Dad. 1021 00:48:35,542 --> 00:48:38,956 Roman, did someone get at you? 1022 00:48:39,789 --> 00:48:42,243 Dad, I didn't betray you. 1023 00:48:42,327 --> 00:48:45,282 Then what's this call from today? 1024 00:48:45,366 --> 00:48:48,154 - Why are you talking to her? - Come on, man. 1025 00:48:48,237 --> 00:48:49,986 I wasn't trying to fuck the deal, 1026 00:48:50,069 --> 00:48:51,652 I was trying to land the deal. 1027 00:48:51,735 --> 00:48:53,733 I was trying to help. I— 1028 00:48:53,816 --> 00:48:56,021 I thought it would be a nice surprise. 1029 00:48:58,061 --> 00:48:59,060 Roman... 1030 00:49:00,017 --> 00:49:01,391 you're a moron. 1031 00:49:04,971 --> 00:49:06,386 Boar on the floor? 1032 00:49:07,636 --> 00:49:09,508 - I'm just saying. - Fuck you. 1033 00:49:10,965 --> 00:49:12,922 I'm not a moron, Dad. 1034 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:21,246 How much is a gallon of milk? 1035 00:49:21,330 --> 00:49:22,746 What? 1036 00:49:22,829 --> 00:49:26,158 - How much is a gallon of milk? - I don't know. 1037 00:49:26,241 --> 00:49:28,531 I mean, who the fuck knows, Dad? Literally no one knows. 1038 00:49:28,615 --> 00:49:30,654 - Who gives a shit? - Ray! 1039 00:49:30,738 --> 00:49:34,859 How much is a gallon of milk? - Uh— Uh, wh— 1040 00:49:34,941 --> 00:49:37,314 I mean, like regular milk, or, uh... 1041 00:49:37,397 --> 00:49:42,933 I am surrounded by snakes and fucking morons. 1042 00:49:44,432 --> 00:49:47,220 You're a bunch of silk-stocking fucks! 1043 00:49:49,594 --> 00:49:52,424 Who backs me on Pierce? 1044 00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:54,505 Hmm? 1045 00:49:54,589 --> 00:49:55,754 Who? 1046 00:49:56,795 --> 00:49:58,626 None of them do, Dad. 1047 00:49:58,710 --> 00:49:59,999 They're all against it. 1048 00:50:00,082 --> 00:50:02,706 Okay? Karl's lying, 1049 00:50:02,789 --> 00:50:05,452 Ray's lying, Gerri's playing both sides. 1050 00:50:11,154 --> 00:50:13,236 Well... 1051 00:50:15,734 --> 00:50:21,436 Here's news. We are going after it. 1052 00:50:23,226 --> 00:50:24,350 And what's more... 1053 00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:30,386 I will win. 1054 00:50:51,905 --> 00:50:53,986 Hey, morning. 1055 00:50:54,070 --> 00:50:56,652 How you doing'? Quite a night. I don't know about you guys, 1056 00:50:56,735 --> 00:50:58,940 but I had one too many. I can't remember anything. 1057 00:51:05,559 --> 00:51:07,390 Morning, Tom. 1058 00:51:07,474 --> 00:51:10,304 - Sausage? - No, thank you. 1059 00:51:10,387 --> 00:51:13,883 - I'll eat your sausage, Tom. - I'm sure you will, Cyd. 1060 00:51:18,171 --> 00:51:19,462 What you were expecting? 1061 00:51:20,835 --> 00:51:21,917 Not really. 1062 00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:25,247 He said he offered you your job back. 1063 00:51:25,748 --> 00:51:26,747 Yeah. 1064 00:51:27,579 --> 00:51:28,703 I'm considering. 1065 00:51:29,285 --> 00:51:30,743 Why? 1066 00:51:30,825 --> 00:51:34,405 I need money to pay someone to kill a guy in Palermo. 1067 00:51:36,528 --> 00:51:40,441 Baby needs shoes, moth to a flame... 1068 00:51:42,813 --> 00:51:45,227 I don't know. 1069 00:51:49,889 --> 00:51:50,888 Hey. 1070 00:51:52,721 --> 00:51:54,302 Hey. 1071 00:51:54,385 --> 00:51:57,340 Morning, morning. Morning. 1072 00:52:02,959 --> 00:52:05,124 - Coffee? - Nah. The usual. 1073 00:52:12,451 --> 00:52:14,699 Come, join me. 1074 00:52:21,898 --> 00:52:28,476 I'm, uh, sorry if last night got a little bit fruity. 1075 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,098 But, you know... 1076 00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:34,512 jet-lag, meds, horseplay, right? Right? 1077 00:52:34,595 --> 00:52:35,884 The jet-lag... 1078 00:52:35,968 --> 00:52:37,509 Mm-hmm. I get the same way. 1079 00:52:40,673 --> 00:52:43,420 I just heard who Michelle Pantsil talked to. 1080 00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:46,083 It was Mo. 1081 00:52:47,374 --> 00:52:48,665 Piece of shit! 1082 00:52:48,747 --> 00:52:52,452 I also talked to Maria. Mo passed away last night. 1083 00:52:55,157 --> 00:52:56,240 What? 1084 00:52:58,903 --> 00:53:00,069 Mo now? 1085 00:53:02,567 --> 00:53:03,566 Jesus. 1086 00:53:04,565 --> 00:53:05,564 Uh... 1087 00:53:06,729 --> 00:53:09,560 Give Maria my, um... 1088 00:53:11,225 --> 00:53:14,305 uh, condolences. I... 1089 00:53:14,389 --> 00:53:19,425 I— In fact, send Sam over. Let's crack his email. 1090 00:53:19,509 --> 00:53:22,089 I want to know what the fuck he's been saying. 1091 00:53:25,793 --> 00:53:26,875 Mo, hmm. 1092 00:53:29,290 --> 00:53:31,663 - Hey, Greg. - Hey, Tom. 1093 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:39,904 Thanks, man. 1094 00:53:46,565 --> 00:53:49,894 No— Uh, thank you. I can do that. Thanks. 1095 00:53:51,892 --> 00:53:54,474 - Um... - They— They're waiting for you. 1096 00:53:54,557 --> 00:53:57,512 - So? - So, hurry up. 1097 00:53:58,553 --> 00:54:02,299 So Frank's my fucking babysitter again. 1098 00:54:04,422 --> 00:54:09,500 Dad is killing me. He's cutting my fucking balls off. 1099 00:54:09,584 --> 00:54:10,914 I can't do my buttons. 1100 00:54:12,039 --> 00:54:14,078 Are they fucking made of soap? 1101 00:54:15,328 --> 00:54:16,410 Come here. 1102 00:54:21,155 --> 00:54:23,153 You know, if I were capable of any sudden movement, 1103 00:54:23,236 --> 00:54:25,609 I would totally pounce on you right now. 1104 00:54:26,608 --> 00:54:28,771 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1105 00:54:28,855 --> 00:54:30,229 I actually hear that a lot. 1106 00:54:30,313 --> 00:54:32,394 Usually from men in their nineties. 1107 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:34,724 You have to do that one. 1108 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:37,180 How are you doing? 1109 00:54:38,637 --> 00:54:39,719 Terrible. 1110 00:54:40,676 --> 00:54:43,466 Pretty... awful. 1111 00:54:43,550 --> 00:54:44,714 Mm-hmm. 1112 00:54:46,463 --> 00:54:48,627 I'm blaming Tabitha, by the way. 1113 00:54:48,710 --> 00:54:50,376 It was her idea. 1114 00:54:50,459 --> 00:54:52,416 Next time you need business advice, 1115 00:54:52,499 --> 00:54:54,870 ask someone who knows what they're talking about. 1116 00:54:55,995 --> 00:54:58,908 - What, you? - Yeah. Like me. 1117 00:54:58,992 --> 00:55:03,321 Okay. Well, how do I get him to take me seriously? 1118 00:55:03,405 --> 00:55:05,528 Grow a moustache and read the Journal? 1119 00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:06,733 I'll fuckin' do it. 1120 00:55:08,898 --> 00:55:10,854 Okay, Roman, if you wanna know... 1121 00:55:10,938 --> 00:55:12,312 Mm-hmm. 1122 00:55:12,396 --> 00:55:15,393 do the management training program, ground floor. 1123 00:55:15,476 --> 00:55:17,099 Work at a slaughterhouse. 1124 00:55:17,182 --> 00:55:19,971 Learn the price of a gallon of milk. 1125 00:55:20,054 --> 00:55:22,801 What the fuck is his obsession with milk? 1126 00:55:22,884 --> 00:55:26,006 You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts. 1127 00:55:28,628 --> 00:55:30,002 Hey, Logan. 1128 00:55:30,086 --> 00:55:32,666 Pierce's CEO, Rhea Jarrell, 1129 00:55:32,749 --> 00:55:35,373 emailed saying she heard about your approach. 1130 00:55:35,456 --> 00:55:37,079 She can help us. 1131 00:55:37,162 --> 00:55:41,033 So... can you bring me her head on a platter? 1132 00:55:41,116 --> 00:55:42,407 I can bring you her head 1133 00:55:42,491 --> 00:55:44,030 attached to the rest of her body. 1134 00:55:44,113 --> 00:55:45,238 Good. 1135 00:55:45,321 --> 00:55:46,445 Even better. 1136 00:55:47,568 --> 00:55:48,942 Good work, Frank. 1137 00:55:51,232 --> 00:55:52,231 Great. 1138 00:55:59,597 --> 00:56:00,679 Hey. 1139 00:56:06,383 --> 00:56:07,672 How was it? 1140 00:56:09,587 --> 00:56:12,002 It was pretty, uh... 1141 00:56:12,085 --> 00:56:15,124 - pretty tough... actually, yeah. - Yeah? 1142 00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:16,332 Anybody fill you in? 1143 00:56:16,415 --> 00:56:19,370 Uh, no. Wh— What happened? 1144 00:56:19,454 --> 00:56:24,531 Um, your dad was a little peppery. 1145 00:56:25,530 --> 00:56:28,195 Oh. I'm sorry, Tom. 1146 00:56:28,278 --> 00:56:32,357 Maybe it wasn't totally great what you sent me to do. 1147 00:56:32,441 --> 00:56:35,978 Which is kind of the opposite of what I wanted to do. 1148 00:56:36,061 --> 00:56:38,185 Uh-huh. Yeah. 1149 00:56:38,268 --> 00:56:39,682 I mean... 1150 00:56:39,765 --> 00:56:43,305 - we're a team, right? - Yeah. 1151 00:56:43,388 --> 00:56:45,469 But I— I don't wanna be a dick, 1152 00:56:45,551 --> 00:56:48,300 but maybe I should have a bit more input 1153 00:56:48,383 --> 00:56:49,755 into team tactics. 1154 00:56:51,338 --> 00:56:52,961 Yeah. Sure. Of course. 1155 00:56:57,207 --> 00:56:58,248 Thanks. 1156 00:57:00,121 --> 00:57:02,327 So, how was your weekend? 1157 00:57:02,411 --> 00:57:05,449 - Me? - Yeah. Anything to report? 1158 00:57:05,531 --> 00:57:06,697 Uh... 1159 00:57:09,028 --> 00:57:10,278 Yeah. Okay. 1160 00:57:13,358 --> 00:57:14,772 Do you want to know? 1161 00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:18,518 Oh. 1162 00:57:19,851 --> 00:57:23,181 I don't... maybe later. 1163 00:57:29,632 --> 00:57:30,714 Come here. 1164 00:57:49,529 --> 00:57:51,070 Hey, Dad. 1165 00:57:52,609 --> 00:57:54,067 Hello, Pinkie. 1166 00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:56,065 Sorry I missed your call. 1167 00:57:56,148 --> 00:57:58,021 Had a lot to deal with. 1168 00:57:58,105 --> 00:58:00,476 Termites in the woodwork. Insurgents. 1169 00:58:00,559 --> 00:58:01,850 Oh, yeah? 1170 00:58:01,934 --> 00:58:03,350 Coming from where? 1171 00:58:03,432 --> 00:58:06,762 Oh, front row, cheap seats, every-fucking-where. 1172 00:58:06,845 --> 00:58:07,928 Not from me. 1173 00:58:09,550 --> 00:58:11,590 What are you doing at the moment? 1174 00:58:11,673 --> 00:58:14,339 - I'm free. - We'll set a date. 1175 00:58:14,421 --> 00:58:15,961 It's time to bring you in. 1176 00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:41,002 Dad's in a secret meeting, 1177 00:59:41,210 --> 00:59:43,083 and I'm in here with a coloring book. 1178 00:59:43,456 --> 00:59:44,914 What's going on, Gerri? 1179 00:59:46,662 --> 00:59:47,703 I want Pierce, 1180 00:59:47,786 --> 00:59:49,492 but it only works if we meet fast. 1181 00:59:49,575 --> 00:59:50,825 Rhea, she's coming. 1182 00:59:50,908 --> 00:59:52,698 The family trusts her, you get her on board, 1183 00:59:52,906 --> 00:59:53,697 that's huge. 1184 00:59:54,072 --> 00:59:57,194 On behalf of the Pierce family, I have a message. 1185 00:59:57,985 --> 00:59:58,942 What's that? 1186 00:59:59,025 --> 01:00:00,773 - What, what? - Sir, please follow me, yeah. 1187 01:00:00,856 --> 01:00:01,814 Excuse me, excuse me. 1188 01:00:01,897 --> 01:00:04,062 Wait, where's Kendall, is he safe?