1 00:00:00,490 --> 00:00:03,863 Not with the shareholders. Time for a blood sacrifice. 2 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:38,369 Mr. Hirsch, please rise. 3 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:41,491 Raise your right hand. 4 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:42,824 Do you swear that the testimony 5 00:00:42,906 --> 00:00:44,613 you're about to give this committee 6 00:00:44,697 --> 00:00:46,152 is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, 7 00:00:46,236 --> 00:00:47,151 so help you God? 8 00:00:47,235 --> 00:00:48,693 - I do. - Please take a seat. 9 00:00:49,692 --> 00:00:51,648 Senator Eavis, it's your time. 10 00:00:51,731 --> 00:00:54,478 Gregory Hirsch, executive assistant 11 00:00:54,562 --> 00:00:56,518 to Tom Wambsgans, correct? 12 00:00:56,601 --> 00:00:57,850 Yes. 13 00:00:57,932 --> 00:01:00,222 Yes, if it is to be said. 14 00:01:00,929 --> 00:01:02,428 I'm sorry? 15 00:01:02,512 --> 00:01:06,258 Uh... If it is to be said, so it be— so it is. 16 00:01:07,507 --> 00:01:08,963 Are you all right? 17 00:01:09,046 --> 00:01:10,671 Uh... Yes. 18 00:01:10,754 --> 00:01:14,750 Uh... I merely wish to answer in the affirmative fashion. 19 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:16,414 You can speak to us normally. 20 00:01:16,498 --> 00:01:19,453 Okay, no— Thank you, sir. Uh... 21 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,284 Uh... So I shall. 22 00:01:24,782 --> 00:01:27,070 be better than anyone else, 23 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,735 uh, if I may be so bold as to declare. 24 00:01:29,818 --> 00:01:31,816 - Really? - No, absolutely... 25 00:01:31,898 --> 00:01:34,355 So, what do you think? 26 00:01:35,894 --> 00:01:37,101 Me? 27 00:01:38,476 --> 00:01:41,681 If you added Karolina... 28 00:01:41,765 --> 00:01:45,469 that's a decent bundle of leadership meat 29 00:01:45,552 --> 00:01:46,801 to feed the sharks. 30 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:49,340 Slippery cunt. 31 00:01:49,423 --> 00:01:51,421 Knife your boss? 32 00:01:51,505 --> 00:01:53,586 You're a nasty bastard, aren't you? 33 00:01:54,752 --> 00:01:56,291 Hey, you asked, Logan. 34 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,411 Is he safe? 35 00:02:03,576 --> 00:02:04,783 Who? 36 00:02:05,741 --> 00:02:07,697 Roman. 37 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:10,818 We got him a doctor, a shrink, fresh clothes, we— 38 00:02:10,901 --> 00:02:13,232 we got him everything he needs. 39 00:02:13,316 --> 00:02:16,688 Oh, what? Oh, no. No. 40 00:02:16,771 --> 00:02:19,351 How's he fucking calling me direct now? 41 00:02:20,684 --> 00:02:22,265 - Sorry. - I got his fucking message! 42 00:02:22,348 --> 00:02:24,346 - No. - I know. I— 43 00:02:29,216 --> 00:02:31,506 Good to connect, Phillipe. No, you stay. 44 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:33,671 I'm really sorry to bother you. 45 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:37,459 Oh... I've always got time for my big shareholders. 46 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:40,497 I'm on my way to see Datu in Venice. 47 00:02:40,581 --> 00:02:43,161 He's very supportive. Very bullish. 48 00:02:43,244 --> 00:02:44,908 Uh-huh. That's great. 49 00:02:44,992 --> 00:02:48,573 But I just wanted to check in, because here's our position, 50 00:02:48,656 --> 00:02:51,027 and I'm gonna summarize. 51 00:02:51,111 --> 00:02:54,108 But obviously, no shareholder ordinarily would back 52 00:02:54,191 --> 00:02:57,021 a CEO facing the press you're getting, 53 00:02:57,105 --> 00:02:58,978 not to mention the litigation. 54 00:02:59,061 --> 00:03:03,391 Well, of course, these aren't... normal circumstances. 55 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:06,762 Uh... I'm a tough bastard, but I invest. 56 00:03:06,845 --> 00:03:09,218 I mean, you can't just flog the fucking donkey 57 00:03:09,301 --> 00:03:12,257 for a few more laps and then let it die. 58 00:03:12,340 --> 00:03:15,504 Yes... we've hit a squall... 59 00:03:15,587 --> 00:03:17,293 but it's over... 60 00:03:17,377 --> 00:03:18,709 I'm coming through... 61 00:03:18,791 --> 00:03:21,747 and I hope you're joining the party. 62 00:03:23,413 --> 00:03:24,952 Great, but here's the thing, 63 00:03:25,035 --> 00:03:27,367 and this is strictly between us, 64 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:30,987 but we need some cover, you know? 65 00:03:31,071 --> 00:03:32,487 The cruise stuff, 66 00:03:32,570 --> 00:03:34,775 congressional hearings, this kid today. 67 00:03:34,858 --> 00:03:37,814 Now, I want to vote your ticket on the fundamentals. 68 00:03:37,897 --> 00:03:40,020 I just need something to show you get it. 69 00:03:40,104 --> 00:03:43,101 Mm-hm. Yeah, well, I gotta process. Uh... 70 00:03:43,184 --> 00:03:44,890 you need a name? 71 00:03:44,973 --> 00:03:47,555 Uh... Gerri? Karl? Frank? 72 00:03:49,261 --> 00:03:51,758 Look, this is a hard call to make, Logan, 73 00:03:51,841 --> 00:03:56,171 but honestly, this thing feels so toxic... 74 00:03:56,254 --> 00:03:58,834 I've been taking soundings and we... 75 00:03:58,918 --> 00:04:01,291 we feel that probably it should be you. 76 00:04:03,581 --> 00:04:05,287 Uh-huh. 77 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:08,949 So, yeah. That's why I thought I should be in touch. 78 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:10,906 Yeah. Right. 79 00:04:11,905 --> 00:04:13,695 Well, let me think on that. 80 00:04:14,694 --> 00:04:16,068 Let me think on that. 81 00:04:17,192 --> 00:04:18,690 Thanks, Logan. 82 00:04:18,773 --> 00:04:21,271 Not an easy call. Not an easy one. 83 00:04:21,355 --> 00:04:23,976 No. No, no, no. Sure, sure. Yeah. 84 00:04:24,060 --> 00:04:25,309 Let me think. 85 00:04:25,392 --> 00:04:27,098 Bye. 86 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:34,258 I tell you what. Greg might be talking himself onto your list. 87 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:39,086 Want a coffee? 88 00:04:40,252 --> 00:04:42,292 I... I wanna... 89 00:06:50,538 --> 00:06:51,912 You okay? 90 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:53,743 Guess I just felt a little bit weird, you know, 91 00:06:53,826 --> 00:06:54,992 leaving it all. 92 00:06:55,075 --> 00:06:56,450 Ah, it's perfect. 93 00:06:56,532 --> 00:06:58,738 Leave after opening night. Return in triumph. 94 00:06:58,821 --> 00:07:00,903 Yeah, I don't need to see the reviews, 95 00:07:00,986 --> 00:07:02,444 you know, I don't care. 96 00:07:02,526 --> 00:07:04,899 Exactly. The play's brilliant. Who cares what some... 97 00:07:04,982 --> 00:07:07,397 old white dude from The New York Times says? 98 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,811 Shoes off, baby. 99 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:11,850 I mean, they might like it. They might love it. 100 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:13,391 Yeah. 101 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:14,930 Maybe we can read the reviews in like a week or two. 102 00:07:15,014 --> 00:07:16,471 Sure. I mean, obviously, I have to read them 103 00:07:16,553 --> 00:07:18,303 after Michelle sends the roundup. 104 00:07:18,386 --> 00:07:19,925 Because? 105 00:07:20,009 --> 00:07:22,964 Because I'll have to find out if I'm financially ruined. 106 00:07:23,047 --> 00:07:25,337 - I'll go. - Hey! 107 00:07:25,421 --> 00:07:26,668 - First aboard. - Hey. 108 00:07:26,751 --> 00:07:28,168 Early worm catches the best cabin. 109 00:07:28,251 --> 00:07:29,832 - Hi! - Port out. Starboard home. 110 00:07:29,915 --> 00:07:31,663 Welcome to our city on the water. 111 00:07:31,746 --> 00:07:33,079 It's like Venice, 112 00:07:33,163 --> 00:07:34,952 - but it smells nice. - Thank you. 113 00:07:35,035 --> 00:07:36,575 Thank you very much. Looks delicious. 114 00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:39,157 Hey. Is that her? 115 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,945 - No, stop asking. I'll tell you. - Okay. 116 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:43,901 - You excited? - Yeah— Yeah! 117 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,483 I am— no, uh-huh. Yeah. 118 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,771 Is this person— Is she still definitely into it? 119 00:07:48,855 --> 00:07:50,769 Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, she's all primed. 120 00:07:50,853 --> 00:07:52,144 - Okay. - Yeah, we Facetimed. 121 00:07:52,227 --> 00:07:54,142 - She's lovely. - Okay. 122 00:07:54,225 --> 00:07:56,140 'Cause you seem a little... 123 00:07:56,223 --> 00:08:02,175 No! No, it's great. It's great. It's— It's the dream. I mean... 124 00:08:02,259 --> 00:08:05,172 It is. Threesome. It's amazing. 125 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:08,543 - Ew! Is this Marcia's refit? - Wow. Yeah. 126 00:08:08,626 --> 00:08:11,333 It's like her version of cutting up his ties. 127 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:14,080 No, because I want you to see the benefits of the arrangement. 128 00:08:14,163 --> 00:08:16,286 No! Yes, thank you! Thank you. 129 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:17,867 And it's really, really exciting. 130 00:08:17,951 --> 00:08:20,241 It's, uh— But do you not think that with the— 131 00:08:20,324 --> 00:08:21,613 with the family... 132 00:08:21,696 --> 00:08:23,945 all around, it might be a little— 133 00:08:24,028 --> 00:08:25,901 I mean, why are we here? What is this? 134 00:08:25,984 --> 00:08:29,273 Well, idea was a family mini break. 135 00:08:29,357 --> 00:08:32,894 Post-Congress, pre-shareholder meet. You know. 136 00:08:32,977 --> 00:08:36,058 Like, close family, and inflatables, and mimosas, 137 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,348 and the CFO, and the general counsel. 138 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,137 Yeah, you know, vacation's not a vacation 139 00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:41,718 without the chief financial officer. 140 00:08:41,802 --> 00:08:43,218 Yeah. 141 00:08:43,301 --> 00:08:45,423 Like, I just keep thinking about things I wish I said 142 00:08:45,506 --> 00:08:46,880 to the senators. Like, I almost wish 143 00:08:46,963 --> 00:08:49,460 I just started out with, like, "No woman, no cry." 144 00:08:49,543 --> 00:08:51,583 Like, what if I said, "No woman, no cry" 145 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:52,999 - to every single question? - Right. 146 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:55,621 Or, like, "I volunteer as tribute." 147 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:57,660 What do you think? You like it? 148 00:08:57,744 --> 00:08:58,910 Uh-huh. 149 00:09:00,699 --> 00:09:01,782 "Uh-huh"? 150 00:09:01,865 --> 00:09:02,989 - No, it's— - Just "Uh-huh"? 151 00:09:03,073 --> 00:09:04,322 No, n— No, it's nice. 152 00:09:04,404 --> 00:09:05,819 I feel like it's a little more than "Uh-huh." 153 00:09:05,903 --> 00:09:08,193 You— You have, uh, reservations? 154 00:09:08,276 --> 00:09:12,314 No, du— No, it's great— I mean, it's a very nice ship. 155 00:09:12,396 --> 00:09:14,769 It's definitely a big ship. Um... 156 00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:16,808 All right, well, Marcia had it refitted 157 00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:18,723 so you gotta take your shoes off. 158 00:09:18,806 --> 00:09:21,803 Shoes off? Uh... I might not. 159 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:26,300 Oh. No. That's the one rule on these things, man. 160 00:09:26,382 --> 00:09:28,421 Teak deck, no shoes. 161 00:09:28,504 --> 00:09:30,296 Uh... What if— What if your toenails 162 00:09:30,378 --> 00:09:33,334 are not all that aesthetically pleasing? 163 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:35,664 Sails out, nails out, bro. 164 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,896 Hmm? 165 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:55,978 Hey, uh, apparently— Have you heard this? 166 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:58,558 - What? - I'm a GIF now! 167 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:01,596 One of the Conheads sent it in. 168 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,594 - I'm a meme. - You're a meme? 169 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:06,800 Yeah. I got memed. Ha! 170 00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:10,713 Oh, the Conheads are loving this. 171 00:10:10,796 --> 00:10:14,375 You know, this is really all very, very positive. 172 00:10:14,458 --> 00:10:15,958 Whoa! 173 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:19,163 - Okay. Mother lode. - What? 174 00:10:19,247 --> 00:10:21,410 Full bundle just came in from PR Michelle. 175 00:10:21,493 --> 00:10:23,449 Oh, God, I can't bear it. Okay, go ahead. 176 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:26,530 I'll just look at your face and I'll get them that way. 177 00:10:26,613 --> 00:10:28,736 - Yeah? - Yeah. 178 00:10:38,061 --> 00:10:40,557 - Is that goodie? - Did you read a goodie? 179 00:10:45,137 --> 00:10:47,884 Oh, fuck it! Just tell me. Come on. How are they? 180 00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:50,506 Uh... A mixture. 181 00:10:50,589 --> 00:10:53,171 Okay, well, read me one. Read me one good one. 182 00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:54,752 - Okay. Okay. - Right. 183 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:02,869 Well, what did The Times say? 184 00:11:02,953 --> 00:11:04,992 Oh, baby, you know what? Let's just have a good time, 185 00:11:05,076 --> 00:11:06,782 and then, you know, when we're ready for a laugh— 186 00:11:06,865 --> 00:11:08,780 - Come on, let me take a look. - You know, why don't we just— 187 00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:11,401 Just give me... the thing. Just stop. 188 00:11:13,151 --> 00:11:15,814 - Where— Where is it? - It's— No. Here. 189 00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:17,854 Just— Just ignore the headline, okay? 190 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,936 Disregard that because— 191 00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:37,709 Here they are, the heroes of Asia. Asia Minor! 192 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,956 The lions of Turkey! 193 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,495 Roar. Hi. 194 00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:44,037 - Good to see you, man. - You look like shit. 195 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,618 - Welcome back, man. - Yup. 196 00:11:45,701 --> 00:11:47,490 Back like Odysseus. Did you ride out on sheep? 197 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,198 Yeah, I heard you took down an army alone, bro. 198 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,988 That would have been really traumatizing 199 00:11:51,071 --> 00:11:52,402 if you weren't already so fucked up. 200 00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:53,735 Who'd you suck off to get out? 201 00:11:53,818 --> 00:11:55,151 You were staying at a Four Seasons, right? 202 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:56,315 So how did you escape? Did you— 203 00:11:56,398 --> 00:11:57,522 Did you, like, build a glider 204 00:11:57,606 --> 00:11:59,353 out of a Caesar salad? 205 00:11:59,437 --> 00:12:02,350 Uh... You know what? Uh... It was actually fucking scary, 206 00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:05,639 and we thought that they might kill us, but yeah. 207 00:12:05,723 --> 00:12:08,220 "Caesar salad." 208 00:12:09,635 --> 00:12:11,383 - Sorry, dude. Seriously. - No, it's all right. 209 00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:13,798 Uh... Yeah, yeah. You know, they raped me a little, 210 00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:15,089 but I'm no hero. 211 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,045 Parentheses, I'm an incredible hero. 212 00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:18,626 - Sorry, bro. - Yeah. It's fine— 213 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:21,166 It's fine. I'm... tired, or whatever. It was funny. 214 00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:23,955 Karl almost shat in a bucket, and I have it on my phone, 215 00:12:24,038 --> 00:12:25,828 so we will fully humiliate him later. 216 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,324 Oh, good. Yeah, excellent. Yeah, do that. That's, uh... 217 00:12:28,408 --> 00:12:30,614 - That'll be great. - I will tell you one thing. 218 00:12:30,698 --> 00:12:32,654 I could use one of those fucking cold beers. 219 00:12:32,737 --> 00:12:33,987 - Yeah. - Okay. 220 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:35,693 So, how'd it all go, business wise? 221 00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:37,109 - Or did that get forgotten? - Oh, y— 222 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,065 Uh... We can't say too much about that. 223 00:12:39,148 --> 00:12:41,063 Oh! Okay, promising. 224 00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:43,643 Well, it's confidential, but the kid did good. 225 00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:45,808 - Hey. That's fantastic. - Okie-doke. 226 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,389 - Hey. - Nice. 227 00:12:47,472 --> 00:12:50,427 - Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. - Glad you're okay. 228 00:13:03,165 --> 00:13:04,914 Rome, how you doin', buddy? 229 00:13:04,997 --> 00:13:07,202 - You good? - Swell. 230 00:13:09,242 --> 00:13:12,239 So, go on. You haven't told me yet. How was DC? 231 00:13:12,322 --> 00:13:14,320 What, uh, the hearings? 232 00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:15,444 Mm-hm. 233 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:19,649 Uh... Yeah. Pretty fucking real. 234 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,896 Yeah. I watched. You did good. 235 00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:27,682 Okay. What? 236 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:32,219 Go on. "F— For a crack head... moron on crack." 237 00:13:32,302 --> 00:13:33,593 Mm... No. 238 00:13:33,676 --> 00:13:35,466 No, you did okay. 239 00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,131 Yeah, Ken nailed it. 240 00:13:37,214 --> 00:13:38,630 - Thanks. - Ken did great. 241 00:13:38,713 --> 00:13:41,502 It was Tom who farted in his shit. 242 00:13:41,585 --> 00:13:44,707 You know, a lot of people are saying I was deadcatting. 243 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,956 They saying that? Really? 244 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,204 "Deadcat." You never heard of that? 245 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,160 - No. - Well... 246 00:13:49,243 --> 00:13:50,993 Dead cat on the table. 247 00:13:51,076 --> 00:13:53,323 Suddenly, everyone's looking at the dead cat, 248 00:13:53,406 --> 00:13:55,321 and not talking— talking about your dad. 249 00:13:55,404 --> 00:13:56,820 Right. No, no, you drew— 250 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,650 - you drew the fire. Yeah. - Thank you. 251 00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:02,189 So, what's the thinking? Rhea's out, right? 252 00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:04,187 Uh-huh. Rhea's out. 253 00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:07,101 Melted. But she's agreed to not say anything publicly 254 00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:09,891 until after the shareholder meeting, so... 255 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:13,303 Okay, so, then instead of Rhea... 256 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,926 whose big, hairy foot's gonna fit in the glass slipper? 257 00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:17,591 Washington Ken? 258 00:14:17,674 --> 00:14:20,963 Me? Uh... No. Nope. 259 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,668 I mean, Rome. 260 00:14:23,752 --> 00:14:27,205 - If you brought the goose home. - Maybe. 261 00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:30,161 Could be anybody. I mean, why is Greg here? 262 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,617 I always ask that question. 263 00:14:32,701 --> 00:14:35,906 Hey, Greg. You ready to step up? 264 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:38,528 Uh... It's a fungus, they think. 265 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:39,652 Benign fungus. 266 00:14:39,736 --> 00:14:41,400 Great title for your memoir. 267 00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:44,105 - What's that? - A Benign Fungus. 268 00:14:46,311 --> 00:14:47,519 That her? 269 00:14:47,602 --> 00:14:49,392 - Yeah. - Yes? 270 00:14:49,475 --> 00:14:51,265 She's grossed out a little. 271 00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:56,135 I did think... 272 00:14:56,218 --> 00:14:57,759 when I thought, you know, they were gonna... 273 00:14:57,843 --> 00:14:59,215 vacuum out my innards 274 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:01,547 and fill me with concrete or something... 275 00:15:02,921 --> 00:15:05,793 Look, if we come through this... 276 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,624 is there a thing where we like... 277 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:10,871 talk to each other about stuff... 278 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:12,577 normally? 279 00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:18,905 You wanna talk to each other normally? 280 00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:22,109 Okay. 281 00:15:22,192 --> 00:15:25,648 - You mean... talk about the big shit? Okay. 282 00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:27,521 Yeah, we can talk about the big shit. 283 00:15:27,604 --> 00:15:29,435 We can talk about... 284 00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:31,433 our feelings. 285 00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:33,139 How am I the mature one here? 286 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,722 We don't have any feelings, 287 00:15:34,806 --> 00:15:36,845 what are you talking about? 288 00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:38,802 Who is this helping? 289 00:15:40,257 --> 00:15:43,963 Okay. Emotional gunship incoming. 290 00:15:44,045 --> 00:15:46,210 Yeah, send out the distress signal. 291 00:15:47,959 --> 00:15:49,874 We're under attack. 292 00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:10,686 - Hey! Welcome. - Hey, Dad! 293 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,184 Hi! Hi, hi, hi. Hi. 294 00:16:12,267 --> 00:16:13,642 - Hey. Hey. - Here he is. 295 00:16:13,725 --> 00:16:15,848 Hey! 296 00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:21,216 Roman. Laird. Karl. Business. 297 00:16:31,832 --> 00:16:32,914 So... 298 00:16:32,996 --> 00:16:34,829 - are you okay? - Yeah. 299 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,367 - I heard it got a bit tasty. - Nyeah. We're fine. 300 00:16:37,451 --> 00:16:38,990 I've had worse experiences at hotels. 301 00:16:39,073 --> 00:16:40,489 I once stayed at a Marriott. 302 00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:42,945 They look after you? I spoke to the White House. 303 00:16:43,028 --> 00:16:44,943 Yeah, they said they sent a warship, but I don't know, 304 00:16:45,026 --> 00:16:46,358 I think it was already there. 305 00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:48,189 Then the ambassador took us out for a shitty lunch 306 00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:51,936 and someone from the agency gave us the ol' Merlot waterboard. 307 00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:55,266 So... on the money. 308 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,513 What's the situation? 309 00:16:58,597 --> 00:17:01,135 Well, the kid did great. 310 00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:04,841 I think, Mr. Roy, you can take your firm private. 311 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,589 - Yeah? - Yeah. 312 00:17:06,672 --> 00:17:09,335 Eduard and his father have titular responsibility 313 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,835 for the sovereign wealth, 314 00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,955 but the president's daughter's husband, Zeynal, 315 00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:15,204 is the key guy now, 316 00:17:15,288 --> 00:17:17,869 and Roman... slam dunked it. 317 00:17:17,951 --> 00:17:22,072 Uh... Well, it was clear that Eduard was getting sidelined, 318 00:17:22,155 --> 00:17:24,320 and then Zeynal figured out who we were. 319 00:17:24,404 --> 00:17:26,652 I thought we were gonna get taken for a fucking... 320 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,858 chainsaw massage, but... no. 321 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:32,145 We got an hour, pitched hard, and yeah, they say they want in. 322 00:17:32,229 --> 00:17:33,894 Too modest; he killed. 323 00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:36,100 You should put a gun to his head more often. 324 00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:38,265 The Azeris say they can put in ten bil. 325 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:39,929 Laird can put together the rest, 326 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:42,261 and the exit horizon's like six years. 327 00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:45,466 And you... like it, Jaime? 328 00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,172 Yeah. Yeah, I like it. 329 00:17:47,256 --> 00:17:49,796 I think they can move fast and, uh... 330 00:17:49,878 --> 00:17:52,834 this sort of situation's all about relationships. 331 00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:55,996 Well, that's— that's great. 332 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,578 That's fucking fantastic. 333 00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,866 You can tell your spooked shareholders to go whistle. 334 00:18:02,741 --> 00:18:04,697 Um... 335 00:18:06,237 --> 00:18:08,276 I do have to say one thing, Dad. 336 00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,442 Uh-huh. 337 00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:10,898 Uh... Roman, we're good. 338 00:18:12,064 --> 00:18:13,271 I mean... 339 00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:15,770 I did have a good conversation with Zeynal, 340 00:18:15,852 --> 00:18:17,559 and he said, with his mouth, 341 00:18:17,643 --> 00:18:19,641 that he wanted in and that's all great. 342 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,430 But if this is really serious for us, 343 00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:24,967 I think I actually do have to say it feels like it is... 344 00:18:25,051 --> 00:18:26,965 probably horse shit. 345 00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:28,423 Uh... Come, come, kiddo. 346 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:29,797 They were flaky. 347 00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:32,377 There was a lot of shit going on. 348 00:18:37,954 --> 00:18:39,162 Roman... 349 00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:41,867 um, they want to rebalance their portfolio. 350 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:43,158 - Mm-hm. - Um... 351 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:45,490 Uh, for a variety of geopolitical reasons, 352 00:18:45,573 --> 00:18:47,154 uh, they're heavily European-focused 353 00:18:47,237 --> 00:18:49,486 and he wants to tilt Western Hemisphere. 354 00:18:49,569 --> 00:18:53,773 Uh... It's very logical. I know that it's— it's a lot of money 355 00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:56,395 and that can be scary, but it— it makes sense. 356 00:18:56,479 --> 00:18:59,559 Well, sorry for worrying my pretty, little head, 357 00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:01,432 but if they're rebalancing their portfolio, 358 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,471 it's fucking insane to do it with one ten-bil mega-deal 359 00:19:04,554 --> 00:19:06,635 rather than a ton spread across different sectors. 360 00:19:06,719 --> 00:19:07,924 They said yes, Roman. 361 00:19:08,008 --> 00:19:09,215 Well, sure, they said yes. 362 00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:11,338 And maybe it's real. Maybe. 363 00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:12,919 There's a ten to 20 percent chance 364 00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:14,669 that you make what, like, 100 million here? 365 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:17,249 That's very exciting. But if we miss, 366 00:19:17,332 --> 00:19:19,622 we could be fucked, because it gets out 367 00:19:19,706 --> 00:19:20,911 we're looking at this kind of money, 368 00:19:20,995 --> 00:19:22,951 it's going to be politically horrible. 369 00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:24,200 If we fail... 370 00:19:24,284 --> 00:19:26,449 we lose the proxy vote and we die. Right? 371 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,901 If it falls halfway through... 372 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,650 it's terminal. 373 00:19:33,733 --> 00:19:37,229 But if it works, one bound and you're free. 374 00:19:37,894 --> 00:19:39,394 Son? 375 00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:41,225 Dad, I have to say, 376 00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:43,473 I've done a little bullshitting in my time. 377 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:47,136 He was a cokey, bullshit, 3:00 a.m. Scotch 378 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,300 and see-you-in-the-morning man. He ain't showing up. 379 00:19:49,384 --> 00:19:51,839 Laird, be fucking honest. 380 00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:54,671 He was bleating to Karl. His contacts are all dying, 381 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:56,669 and he's gonna get shoved aside as the senior advisor 382 00:19:56,751 --> 00:19:58,333 unless he pulls major gravy this year. 383 00:19:58,417 --> 00:19:59,956 I don't even know what to say to that. 384 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,414 Then don't say anything. 385 00:20:01,497 --> 00:20:04,951 Dad, I wish it was real. I really fucking do, but... 386 00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:09,572 Karl. 387 00:20:13,858 --> 00:20:16,148 You can't lean on this. Not now. 388 00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:19,270 Yeah, but if you don't get this, your other option is what? 389 00:20:20,768 --> 00:20:24,764 I'm sorry, Jaime. Keep exploring, keep talking, 390 00:20:24,847 --> 00:20:29,884 but I cannot pile my chips on something that isn't solid. 391 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,757 Ah, that is just excellent. 392 00:20:34,879 --> 00:20:37,628 You are way off, Roman. 393 00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:39,667 And thank you, Karl. 394 00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:41,914 I hope you enjoy the king's favors, 395 00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:43,663 because you know what you're looking at 396 00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:44,827 if you don't go private. 397 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,825 - Laird— - Someone has to pay the price. 398 00:20:46,909 --> 00:20:50,114 Uh... Maybe you, Roman, or maybe one of your siblings. 399 00:20:50,198 --> 00:20:52,446 I suppose you'll have a fun little time 400 00:20:52,529 --> 00:20:55,151 ruining a life. SEC... 401 00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:58,855 DOJ... Foreign and Corrupt Practices. 402 00:20:58,938 --> 00:21:01,852 Someone's getting tossed out of the balloon 403 00:21:01,935 --> 00:21:05,308 and someone is likely going to jail. 404 00:21:05,391 --> 00:21:07,888 So, goodnight, ladies. 405 00:21:07,971 --> 00:21:10,595 Goodnight... sweet ladies. 406 00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:13,383 And good luck. 407 00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:40,896 Hey. 408 00:21:42,604 --> 00:21:43,727 How'd that go? 409 00:21:46,225 --> 00:21:49,264 I think maybe not the solution. 410 00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:56,465 So, it's gonna get, uh... 411 00:21:57,089 --> 00:21:58,255 choppy. 412 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,585 I can't fucking believe it. 413 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,831 Me? 414 00:22:04,914 --> 00:22:07,371 I never did anything really. 415 00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:13,282 A good Catholic lad who couldn't even take his undershirt off 416 00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,531 in front of his wife. 417 00:22:14,613 --> 00:22:17,069 His ex-wife, whatever the fuck she is. 418 00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:19,649 Me. 419 00:22:19,732 --> 00:22:23,188 All the rest behave like a pack of fucking stray dogs. 420 00:22:24,229 --> 00:22:25,228 No. 421 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,844 You know, Stewy's in Greece. 422 00:22:32,928 --> 00:22:37,923 Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No, son. No. No, I... 423 00:22:38,797 --> 00:22:39,921 Fucking been there. 424 00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:47,081 Oh... shit! 425 00:22:48,995 --> 00:22:51,825 Okay, okay. Get out of the way! 426 00:22:51,909 --> 00:22:53,283 Okay. 427 00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:55,240 I don't know if I want to. 428 00:22:55,905 --> 00:22:57,071 Hey. 429 00:22:57,778 --> 00:23:00,235 So... I hear, uh... 430 00:23:00,318 --> 00:23:03,398 - private's off, right? - Okay! Ready? 431 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:04,729 Just didn't trust them in the end. 432 00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:06,685 I can't explain why. 433 00:23:06,769 --> 00:23:09,017 'Cause you're a bit racist? 434 00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:11,889 I didn't think so, but there's always that possibility. 435 00:23:18,757 --> 00:23:20,963 It's bad. It's very, very bad. 436 00:23:29,787 --> 00:23:32,826 Hey, Greg. What are you drinking? 437 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:36,822 Uh... This is... I'm not sure. It's a— It's a rosé. 438 00:23:36,906 --> 00:23:38,197 It's not my favorite. 439 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,486 Ooh, you got a favorite champagne now. 440 00:23:40,568 --> 00:23:44,149 Well... you can't help noticing. 441 00:23:44,232 --> 00:23:46,979 It's fine. I'll drink it. It's just not my favorite. 442 00:23:47,062 --> 00:23:50,933 Well, you better drink up, brother, because... 443 00:23:51,017 --> 00:23:53,473 if you end up carrying the can for cruises, 444 00:23:53,555 --> 00:23:56,179 you'll be back to drinking milk from a saucer. 445 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,343 We're going private. 446 00:24:00,383 --> 00:24:02,006 - Deal's off. - What? 447 00:24:02,089 --> 00:24:04,045 There's gonna be a head on a spike. 448 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,701 Hey, Pa. 449 00:24:15,575 --> 00:24:17,906 Uh... A quick one, not a biggie. 450 00:24:18,407 --> 00:24:19,447 Um... 451 00:24:20,611 --> 00:24:24,317 I need some help on reviews. 452 00:24:24,401 --> 00:24:26,149 - The play? - Yeah. 453 00:24:26,232 --> 00:24:29,312 Just a spritz of praise. 454 00:24:29,396 --> 00:24:30,977 Some poster toppings. 455 00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:33,433 The Chronicle or The Herald, just, uh... 456 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:35,431 could you lean a little bit? 457 00:24:35,513 --> 00:24:38,885 You know, something like— Not this, but something like, 458 00:24:38,969 --> 00:24:40,176 "Kill for a ticket," 459 00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:42,341 or "The theatrical event of the season." 460 00:24:42,424 --> 00:24:45,628 I do not like to lean on my people. 461 00:24:45,711 --> 00:24:47,793 Oh, come on. 462 00:24:47,876 --> 00:24:49,958 I mean, you brought down a Canadian government 463 00:24:50,041 --> 00:24:51,497 over grain subsidies, you can't give me 464 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:53,829 - one fucking lousy review? - Hey. Hey, easy! 465 00:24:53,912 --> 00:24:57,825 I hear you jizzed 500K on a fake Napoleon dick. 466 00:24:57,908 --> 00:25:02,071 That's irrelevant. Look, Pa, I'm— I'm actually hurtin' here. 467 00:25:03,403 --> 00:25:05,151 It's a half a mil a week. I've got Austerlitz, 468 00:25:05,235 --> 00:25:07,981 I've got my campaign, and I'm not super liquid, 469 00:25:08,065 --> 00:25:09,521 so I'm just... 470 00:25:09,604 --> 00:25:11,852 I'm just wondering if I could hit you for like... 471 00:25:12,935 --> 00:25:17,930 like, uh... a little 100 mil. 472 00:25:18,013 --> 00:25:20,261 - A little 100 mil? - Yeah. 473 00:25:20,345 --> 00:25:23,673 Well, you know, maybe. Maybe. 474 00:25:23,757 --> 00:25:26,255 But you have to quit your campaign. 475 00:25:27,503 --> 00:25:29,626 Wha— Pa, no. I got a whole team. 476 00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:33,955 Just to financially indicate sound judgment, good intentions. 477 00:25:34,039 --> 00:25:36,079 I'm floating policy, I got feelers, I got the Conheads— 478 00:25:36,162 --> 00:25:39,159 It's a horseshit pipe dream. 479 00:25:39,242 --> 00:25:41,240 Everybody thinks you're a joke. 480 00:25:41,324 --> 00:25:43,363 And you're fucking embarrassing me. 481 00:25:46,069 --> 00:25:48,899 Right. Right. 482 00:25:50,813 --> 00:25:52,063 Thanks for your honesty. 483 00:25:52,146 --> 00:25:55,850 Pull the plug and we'll get into it all. 484 00:25:55,933 --> 00:25:57,973 But now, I got bigger fish to fry. 485 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:01,386 - Uh-huh. Nice. Lovely. - So, hey, uh, listen up. 486 00:26:01,469 --> 00:26:04,674 I just wanted to say there are a lot of whispers going around, 487 00:26:04,758 --> 00:26:08,338 but I'm not going to make an announcement tonight. 488 00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:12,001 I wanna do the best thing, the most decent thing, 489 00:26:12,084 --> 00:26:14,998 so, uh, tomorrow, we'll get into a discussion 490 00:26:15,081 --> 00:26:17,038 about our missteps and... 491 00:26:17,121 --> 00:26:23,323 how we can indicate how sorry we are to the rest of the world. 492 00:26:23,405 --> 00:26:28,650 Okay? We're all pals here. Right? 493 00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:31,647 So... tonight, drink up. 494 00:26:31,731 --> 00:26:34,728 And tomorrow, we'll figure it out. 495 00:26:34,811 --> 00:26:36,726 Thank you. Thank you. 496 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:41,637 So, someone's getting shitcanned. 497 00:26:41,721 --> 00:26:43,344 Let's get the party started. 498 00:26:51,961 --> 00:26:53,002 So, Willa, 499 00:26:53,085 --> 00:26:54,749 - how's the play going? - Fuck off! 500 00:26:57,413 --> 00:26:58,996 How are you feelin'? 501 00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:00,702 Sick, anxious. 502 00:27:03,657 --> 00:27:05,947 Why is he doing it like this do you think? 503 00:27:06,737 --> 00:27:07,945 How do you mean? 504 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:09,651 "We're all pals here." 505 00:27:09,734 --> 00:27:12,523 "Let's have a discussion." Like he suddenly wants our views 506 00:27:12,606 --> 00:27:14,896 'cause he loves advice. 507 00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:16,811 - He's running a show trial. - Mm-hm. 508 00:27:16,894 --> 00:27:19,808 You get the whole politburo to sign the death warrant, 509 00:27:19,891 --> 00:27:21,681 then all our hands are bathed with blood. 510 00:27:21,764 --> 00:27:24,636 Aw, that's nice and lovely. 511 00:27:24,719 --> 00:27:28,423 Ooh, no reception. Death cruise? 512 00:27:31,089 --> 00:27:32,670 Who are you thinking? 513 00:27:32,753 --> 00:27:34,334 - You know what? - What? 514 00:27:34,417 --> 00:27:35,583 Frank! 515 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:36,916 I hear it's gonna be you. 516 00:27:36,999 --> 00:27:38,580 Yeah, screw you. 517 00:27:40,495 --> 00:27:42,409 - What have you heard? - I got a book going. 518 00:27:42,493 --> 00:27:43,992 Want to put a million on yourself? 519 00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:45,282 I'll give you four-to-one odds. 520 00:27:45,365 --> 00:27:46,989 Make that ride home much sweeter. 521 00:27:47,073 --> 00:27:50,195 Okay, are we— What exactly are we hearing here? 522 00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,943 I'm hearing Frank. 523 00:27:52,026 --> 00:27:53,440 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 524 00:27:53,523 --> 00:27:54,981 What do you mean, "Uh-huh"? He's bullshitting. 525 00:27:55,065 --> 00:27:56,520 Well, it's plausible. 526 00:27:56,604 --> 00:27:58,894 It's plausible. You're plausible. 527 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:00,391 Hey, I didn't say I wasn't. 528 00:28:00,475 --> 00:28:02,141 No, you're actually a prime candidate. Six-to-one. 529 00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:05,345 This— This— This is horrible. Roman, we're real people. 530 00:28:05,428 --> 00:28:07,011 You are not. 531 00:28:07,094 --> 00:28:10,840 You claim to be real, but look at ya. Look at ya! 532 00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:12,421 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 533 00:28:12,504 --> 00:28:13,921 - Cool shades, bro. - Uh-huh. 534 00:28:14,004 --> 00:28:16,292 Your shorts match your rosé. Was that planned 535 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,582 - or just a... Yeah. - All right. I'm coming. 536 00:28:21,579 --> 00:28:22,620 So. 537 00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:25,076 When were you gonna ask? 538 00:28:27,489 --> 00:28:32,069 Naomi? I— I did. I— I asked Kerry to send word to... 539 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,441 No? 540 00:28:36,065 --> 00:28:39,228 Um... I mean, yeah. I, uh... 541 00:28:40,227 --> 00:28:42,433 I like her, Dad. 542 00:28:42,516 --> 00:28:44,264 And, uh... 543 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:47,511 thought it could be a rough weekend and... 544 00:28:47,595 --> 00:28:49,467 I know there's history, but... 545 00:28:49,551 --> 00:28:51,050 I mean, she's— she's... 546 00:28:52,091 --> 00:28:53,964 kind of a good one for me, Dad. 547 00:28:54,671 --> 00:28:55,753 Right. 548 00:28:56,752 --> 00:28:59,167 I wasn't properly informed. 549 00:28:59,249 --> 00:29:03,080 And I'm just not sure we have enough provisions. 550 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,575 I found her a great support 551 00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:10,031 - in DC— - I need privacy for everything. 552 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:11,571 - Yeah, she gets it. - For everything. 553 00:29:11,654 --> 00:29:13,777 Yeah, I know. She'll— She'll stay out of the way. 554 00:29:13,861 --> 00:29:16,983 I— I mean, she's great. I mean... 555 00:29:17,066 --> 00:29:19,563 I just don't want you fucked on drugs. 556 00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:23,517 And she's part of it. Isn't she? 557 00:29:30,718 --> 00:29:33,674 Should I... do the knock and invite her up? 558 00:29:33,757 --> 00:29:35,713 Well, I... 559 00:29:35,797 --> 00:29:38,087 I mean, right? Yeah? 560 00:29:38,169 --> 00:29:39,668 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah! 561 00:29:39,751 --> 00:29:42,414 - Okay. - Okay. 562 00:29:42,498 --> 00:29:44,704 There is kind of... 563 00:29:44,788 --> 00:29:49,741 kind of death-sentence vibes, but, uh... yeah. It's good. 564 00:29:49,825 --> 00:29:51,447 Okay. 565 00:29:51,531 --> 00:29:55,318 I wonder— I wonder if there is something we could do. 566 00:29:55,401 --> 00:30:00,480 Um... I don't know if I have the vim for the full dirty. 567 00:30:00,563 --> 00:30:01,979 - So, we... - Oh! 568 00:30:02,063 --> 00:30:04,893 But we could, um... 569 00:30:05,433 --> 00:30:06,724 What? 570 00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:09,221 Come on, you can say. 571 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,718 Could I watch? 572 00:30:12,802 --> 00:30:14,925 - I mean— - Oh, yeah! 573 00:30:15,008 --> 00:30:18,253 Or even better. Could she watch us? 574 00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:22,208 Uh... Yeah. She could— 575 00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:24,041 - She— She could watch us. - Yeah. 576 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,079 - Kind of sexy, huh? - I mean, I would have to... 577 00:30:27,161 --> 00:30:29,118 see if she's— But it's... 578 00:30:29,201 --> 00:30:30,825 - Yeah. Like, I— I mean... - Fine. 579 00:30:30,909 --> 00:30:33,614 I'm sure I will, 'cause it's so hot. 580 00:30:33,697 --> 00:30:35,987 But there is a chance... 581 00:30:36,070 --> 00:30:38,442 Just a health warning. There's a chance 582 00:30:38,525 --> 00:30:41,355 that I might— I might not be able to... 583 00:30:41,939 --> 00:30:43,145 perform. 584 00:30:43,228 --> 00:30:44,978 - Because I can't— I don't know. - Oh, Tom, no. 585 00:30:45,061 --> 00:30:48,474 Probably because I haven't done a stadium gig before. 586 00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:50,764 Honey, you'll be fine. 587 00:30:50,847 --> 00:30:52,511 We'll help you. 588 00:30:52,595 --> 00:30:54,634 Or she could not watch. We could put her in the bathroom 589 00:30:54,718 --> 00:30:56,257 and she could look through the keyhole. 590 00:30:57,131 --> 00:30:59,337 Uh... 591 00:30:59,421 --> 00:31:04,499 Tom, I feel like you're turning our threesome into a twosome. 592 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,164 Huh. 593 00:31:06,247 --> 00:31:09,119 I just— I'm sorry. I'm sorry, honey. I just don't— I've... 594 00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:11,617 I don't know how... 595 00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:15,196 I don't feel that naughty tonight. 596 00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,776 Uh... Okay. That's fine. 597 00:31:21,691 --> 00:31:23,439 - Yeah, I just thought we could— - Sorry. 598 00:31:23,522 --> 00:31:25,812 - No. No, no, no. I thought it would be something... - No, it's— 599 00:31:25,895 --> 00:31:27,852 that we could do that would be exciting for us. 600 00:31:27,935 --> 00:31:30,098 - No, it's— - That's okay. 601 00:31:31,889 --> 00:31:34,803 Uh... It's good, 'cause I have to go and talk to Dad anyway 602 00:31:34,886 --> 00:31:36,092 about tomorrow, so... 603 00:32:09,309 --> 00:32:11,557 Hey. Did she come? 604 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:14,554 Ah. 605 00:32:16,177 --> 00:32:17,218 Ah. 606 00:32:24,461 --> 00:32:25,585 Come with me. 607 00:32:28,082 --> 00:32:29,956 I— I just, um... 608 00:32:30,830 --> 00:32:32,453 It's a big time. 609 00:32:34,326 --> 00:32:35,617 Yeah, no, of course. 610 00:32:37,239 --> 00:32:39,696 Nay, come on. This— This is like... 611 00:32:40,570 --> 00:32:42,234 objectively a crisis. 612 00:32:43,484 --> 00:32:47,563 I'm sorry. I am. 613 00:32:47,647 --> 00:32:50,560 He loves me. He— He— He— He does, 614 00:32:50,644 --> 00:32:53,057 I think it's just a wrong kind of love expression. 615 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:57,053 Yeah. Ken, he loves the broken you. 616 00:32:59,051 --> 00:33:00,675 That's what he loves. 617 00:33:09,249 --> 00:33:10,915 Maybe I'll meet you there. 618 00:33:11,581 --> 00:33:12,913 Maybe. 619 00:33:31,436 --> 00:33:32,518 Hi. 620 00:33:33,475 --> 00:33:34,973 - Hi. - Good morning, sir. 621 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,681 May I offer you something to drink? 622 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:39,636 I will take a full bottle of Burgundy. 623 00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,718 - Certainly. - Please. Thank you. 624 00:33:43,257 --> 00:33:45,255 For breakfast, Con? 625 00:33:45,338 --> 00:33:47,420 Well, yes, for breakfast. Why not? 626 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:50,083 All right. Um... 627 00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:55,579 Let's have a swim or relax, and then... we can chat. 628 00:33:55,662 --> 00:33:57,243 I don't know how relaxing a time 629 00:33:57,326 --> 00:34:00,115 I'm personally going to be able to have, but sure. 630 00:34:00,198 --> 00:34:03,737 Well, it's not gonna be you, man, so you can chill. 631 00:34:03,821 --> 00:34:05,984 Yeah, I know, but I don't know what he has in mind. 632 00:34:06,067 --> 00:34:08,148 - What do you have in mind? - Enough. Okay? 633 00:34:08,232 --> 00:34:10,230 We stick together. 634 00:34:10,313 --> 00:34:12,853 Most things don't exist. 635 00:34:12,935 --> 00:34:15,974 The Ford Motor Company hardly exists. 636 00:34:16,057 --> 00:34:18,222 It's just a time-saving expression 637 00:34:18,305 --> 00:34:20,804 for a collection of financial interests. 638 00:34:20,886 --> 00:34:24,299 But... this exists, because... 639 00:34:24,383 --> 00:34:26,631 - "Family." - ... it's a family. 640 00:34:26,714 --> 00:34:28,961 We are a family. 641 00:34:29,044 --> 00:34:31,417 So... I think... 642 00:34:32,957 --> 00:34:35,247 I think the obvious choice... 643 00:34:35,747 --> 00:34:37,662 is me. 644 00:34:37,745 --> 00:34:39,535 So, that's what I'd like to announce. 645 00:34:39,618 --> 00:34:41,616 No. No, you can't. 646 00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:43,904 Well, you know, I may not be responsible, 647 00:34:43,987 --> 00:34:45,570 but the buck has to stop somewhere. 648 00:34:45,654 --> 00:34:47,401 - No. - No, never. Never. 649 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,525 No, no, no, no, no. 650 00:34:49,608 --> 00:34:51,189 Not in the middle of a proxy fight. 651 00:34:51,272 --> 00:34:53,646 I don't think so, Dad. I don't think so. No. 652 00:34:53,729 --> 00:34:55,644 I mean, maybe a— maybe a timetable, 653 00:34:55,727 --> 00:34:57,932 but actually go doesn't work. 654 00:34:58,015 --> 00:35:00,013 When people find Rhea isn't coming in, 655 00:35:00,096 --> 00:35:01,262 we need stability. 656 00:35:01,346 --> 00:35:03,260 Yeah, yeah. You may be right. 657 00:35:03,344 --> 00:35:08,506 I need one meaningful skull to wave. 658 00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:12,917 If the shareholders' meeting were tomorrow, we lose. 659 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,164 I need to persuade a couple of big figures. 660 00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,413 So... 661 00:35:18,537 --> 00:35:20,076 anyone like to say anything? 662 00:35:23,574 --> 00:35:25,780 I'll take care of whoever it is. 663 00:35:27,111 --> 00:35:28,694 No one will be forgotten. 664 00:35:28,777 --> 00:35:31,107 Well, I mean, I— If we're doing this, 665 00:35:31,191 --> 00:35:32,607 I don't want to spread shit around. 666 00:35:32,690 --> 00:35:35,811 We're all loyal servants, but, so, I— I only say 667 00:35:35,894 --> 00:35:39,308 without malice aforethought, presumably general counsel 668 00:35:39,391 --> 00:35:42,305 is center of the web. Sorry, Gerri. I like you. 669 00:35:42,388 --> 00:35:45,719 There is no one more loyal than Gerri. 670 00:35:47,258 --> 00:35:49,673 Exactly. What about Frank? 671 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,836 I mean, how come Frank is even here today? 672 00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:53,627 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 673 00:35:53,711 --> 00:35:55,832 I could see it. I'd take it. 674 00:35:55,915 --> 00:35:57,457 - I make sense. - Right? 675 00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:59,496 And after what he did to you, the boardroom coup? 676 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:03,367 - Water under the bridge. - Right. In which case... 677 00:36:03,451 --> 00:36:05,407 I guess, in a certain way, 678 00:36:05,490 --> 00:36:08,778 my— my... indiscretion against the family, 679 00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:11,109 I would say objectively, 680 00:36:11,192 --> 00:36:14,523 makes me less of a compelling sacrifice, 681 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:20,058 is the only thing I would say. Unlike... uh... for instance... 682 00:36:20,890 --> 00:36:22,557 a loyal servant like Karl. 683 00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,512 Uh-huh. Uh... I— 684 00:36:25,595 --> 00:36:27,301 - Thank you, Frank, for that. - Mm-hm. 685 00:36:27,385 --> 00:36:33,629 Uh... Well, my thing, I guess, is that if, uh, Rhea is no more, 686 00:36:33,712 --> 00:36:36,501 sadly, uh, we're back to having, uh— 687 00:36:36,584 --> 00:36:39,830 we're back to Gerri as named successor. 688 00:36:39,913 --> 00:36:43,327 So, that fattens her up for the kill, so to speak. 689 00:36:43,411 --> 00:36:44,950 I guess everyone knew I was always 690 00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:46,658 just a name on a piece of paper. Right? 691 00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:48,779 Oh... I think you were always more than that. 692 00:36:48,862 --> 00:36:51,611 - I think that's exactly— - And plus— well, hang on. 693 00:36:51,694 --> 00:36:54,316 Plus, you know, the old copy book 694 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,105 is a bit blotty. Expense accounts, 695 00:36:57,188 --> 00:37:00,102 daughters first class on the company coin. 696 00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:01,393 - Right, Karl. - Y— Yeah. 697 00:37:01,476 --> 00:37:02,973 "I just went for the sports massage. 698 00:37:03,057 --> 00:37:04,390 I had no idea it was that sort of establishment." 699 00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:05,514 - Okay. - Karl sounds good. 700 00:37:05,597 --> 00:37:07,011 - Mm-hm. - Sausage thief. 701 00:37:07,095 --> 00:37:09,510 You know, Gerri is theoretically kind of perfect. 702 00:37:09,593 --> 00:37:10,675 Hear, hear. 703 00:37:10,757 --> 00:37:12,632 Uh... No, "theoretically." 704 00:37:12,714 --> 00:37:14,505 No, that's bullshit. I disagree. 705 00:37:14,588 --> 00:37:16,252 - No. - Why? 706 00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:19,831 Why do I disagree? Because that's my opinion. 707 00:37:19,915 --> 00:37:22,163 Yeah, but your reasoning? 708 00:37:22,246 --> 00:37:25,077 Seriously, Gerri? To pay for cruises? 709 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,824 We— We take out a senior woman? 710 00:37:26,908 --> 00:37:28,157 Haven't we, you know, 711 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,572 kidding here, killed enough women already? 712 00:37:30,655 --> 00:37:32,528 I mean, I think the obvious choice is, 713 00:37:32,612 --> 00:37:35,650 and I hate to say it because he's such a swell guy, 714 00:37:35,732 --> 00:37:37,523 is... 715 00:37:38,105 --> 00:37:39,396 Tom. 716 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,144 - Excuse me? - Yeah. 717 00:37:41,227 --> 00:37:44,099 Right? I know, but you know, head of cruises. 718 00:37:44,183 --> 00:37:46,097 But I— Well... 719 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:48,761 - I have been a loyal servant. - Yeah, but, 720 00:37:48,844 --> 00:37:51,966 you know, if— If this is, uh... 721 00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:54,796 just laboratory time, human emotions extracted, 722 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,711 Tom, I fucking love you, dude, 723 00:37:56,794 --> 00:37:58,627 but you shat the bed over Mo Lester. 724 00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,167 But I was sent in there as the beating— 725 00:38:00,250 --> 00:38:01,831 as the fucking beating man. I took the beating. 726 00:38:01,914 --> 00:38:03,456 You got suckered in by Eavis. 727 00:38:03,539 --> 00:38:05,454 - I answered the questions. - You don't answer the questions. 728 00:38:05,537 --> 00:38:06,660 You don't answer the questions. 729 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,451 Okay, that's, like, rule one. 730 00:38:08,534 --> 00:38:10,574 I'm— I'm not beating up on you here. 731 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:12,530 I'm just saying, he got a win off you 732 00:38:12,613 --> 00:38:15,485 and you're kind of the face of this, and... 733 00:38:15,569 --> 00:38:17,982 I don't know. Look, I'm saying this, 734 00:38:18,065 --> 00:38:20,605 but I don't believe it. I'm just— I'm saying it, 735 00:38:20,687 --> 00:38:23,144 because this is the time we're all saying things. 736 00:38:23,227 --> 00:38:27,181 Yeah, I think, uh, Tom works. Just kind of a clarity, I think. 737 00:38:27,265 --> 00:38:29,263 - Yeah. - You know. 738 00:38:29,346 --> 00:38:31,136 Anyone care to speak to my qualities? 739 00:38:31,219 --> 00:38:33,509 - No, Tom looks logical. - What? 740 00:38:33,592 --> 00:38:36,089 - Cruises. Document destruction. - What? 741 00:38:36,172 --> 00:38:37,712 I'm not saying that it should be. 742 00:38:37,795 --> 00:38:40,168 I mean, I— I'm saying, you're like family, 743 00:38:40,252 --> 00:38:43,998 which is good, but also not... family, which is kinda good. 744 00:38:44,081 --> 00:38:45,870 Tom, it's the elephant in the room, we can say that. 745 00:38:45,954 --> 00:38:47,994 No, we can't. There's no need to say the elephant in the room. 746 00:38:48,077 --> 00:38:49,410 There are 15 other elephants in the room. 747 00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,324 Tom, the testimony, you— 748 00:38:51,408 --> 00:38:53,696 - you kind of put a target on yourself. - Why shouldn't it be you? 749 00:38:53,779 --> 00:38:55,570 - If it should be me, why— why shouldn't it be you? I've never even been in— 750 00:38:55,652 --> 00:38:57,277 I'm not attacking you, I'm defending you. 751 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,857 Well, it doesn't feel like that. It doesn't feel like that. 752 00:38:58,941 --> 00:39:00,107 Okay. Fine. How do I work? 753 00:39:00,190 --> 00:39:01,523 I don't know! I don't know. 754 00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:04,270 I'm just— I'm not saying you. I'm just saying. 755 00:39:04,353 --> 00:39:06,434 I mean, I guess if we were saying Shiv, 756 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:08,639 we'd highlight witness tampering and, uh, 757 00:39:08,722 --> 00:39:11,221 you know, that she was gonna take over, but... 758 00:39:11,304 --> 00:39:13,302 I don't know, it probably— it probably doesn't work. 759 00:39:13,386 --> 00:39:15,217 Uh... Yeah. Too right it doesn't fucking work. 760 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:16,798 I don't make sense. I've never been inside. 761 00:39:16,881 --> 00:39:19,296 What about both of them? Shiv and Tom. 762 00:39:19,380 --> 00:39:20,961 Beauty and the beast. 763 00:39:21,044 --> 00:39:22,792 Does Tom work? 764 00:39:26,539 --> 00:39:28,037 Honestly, Tom... 765 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:31,824 I don't think he's a big enough skull. No offense. 766 00:39:31,908 --> 00:39:36,238 Then how about Tom with some fucking Greg sprinkles? 767 00:39:36,321 --> 00:39:37,985 What? Greg sprinkles? 768 00:39:38,069 --> 00:39:40,067 Yeah, just a party pack. You as a sweetener. 769 00:39:40,150 --> 00:39:41,483 Yeah. Yeah. 770 00:39:41,565 --> 00:39:43,604 Elmo and Big Bird, I could start to see that. 771 00:39:43,687 --> 00:39:46,228 - And then you throw in, like, a Karl, or a Frank, or a Ray. - Okay. 772 00:39:46,311 --> 00:39:48,766 Yeah, yeah. No, no. Why not? 773 00:39:48,849 --> 00:39:49,973 Oh, these are just examples. 774 00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:52,138 No, of course. Yeah, no, just go ahead, 775 00:39:52,222 --> 00:39:54,345 - worked for you for 23 years. - What— What precisely 776 00:39:54,428 --> 00:39:56,799 - are Greg sprinkles? - Greg sprinkles 777 00:39:56,883 --> 00:39:59,755 are basically a fantastic garnish 778 00:39:59,838 --> 00:40:02,086 to basically anyone seated at this table. 779 00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:04,708 - Okay. - Like a Tom sundae with a— 780 00:40:04,791 --> 00:40:06,333 with a little Greg cherry on top. 781 00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:08,247 - Perfect. - Oh. No, I object. 782 00:40:08,331 --> 00:40:10,744 I really do. I— I mean... 783 00:40:10,827 --> 00:40:12,825 - Who cares? - I'm more than a sprinkle. 784 00:40:12,909 --> 00:40:14,698 You know? What about you? 785 00:40:14,781 --> 00:40:16,114 - What about Roman? - What about me? 786 00:40:16,198 --> 00:40:17,570 Let's hear it. What's the pitch? 787 00:40:17,653 --> 00:40:19,818 You're widely known as a horrible person. 788 00:40:19,902 --> 00:40:21,234 Thanks, toe jam, why don't you... 789 00:40:21,318 --> 00:40:22,400 It could be Roman. 790 00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:24,356 There's another elephant in the room. 791 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,644 But what about I just throw myself over the side? 792 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:29,101 - Huh? - Didn't see that coming. 793 00:40:29,185 --> 00:40:31,224 Yeah, in return for a little payout. 794 00:40:31,308 --> 00:40:32,972 I'm cash strapped, so just strap me 795 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:35,053 into that sweet, sweet golden parachute 796 00:40:35,137 --> 00:40:36,469 and toss me in the volcano. 797 00:40:36,551 --> 00:40:38,632 Uh... I'm sorry. I just don't— I don't see that. 798 00:40:38,716 --> 00:40:42,172 Like, look, okay, you say, you know, eminence grise. 799 00:40:42,255 --> 00:40:44,585 - What? - So, uh, old Richelieu here, 800 00:40:44,668 --> 00:40:46,500 uh, skulking around in the background, 801 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:50,122 pulling the strings all these years. Who knew? 802 00:40:50,205 --> 00:40:52,910 The maligned influencer finally rid of. 803 00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:57,448 That's, um, that's kind of you, Con. 804 00:40:57,530 --> 00:41:01,568 Thank you. And, uh... we'll bear it in mind. 805 00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:06,273 Yeah, so I, uh... 806 00:41:07,479 --> 00:41:09,186 I need to reflect. 807 00:41:09,270 --> 00:41:11,393 I mean, we've, uh... 808 00:41:12,765 --> 00:41:15,679 half an idea, but, uh... Yeah. 809 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,052 Later? 810 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,957 What's— What? We have half an idea? What's a half an idea? 811 00:41:46,316 --> 00:41:48,562 - Ken. Can I get one word? - Yeah, sure. 812 00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:58,054 What's up? 813 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:01,301 Are we okay? 814 00:42:01,384 --> 00:42:03,798 I told her she was welcome, but, uh... 815 00:42:03,881 --> 00:42:06,296 - she's on a hair trigger. - Oh. Yeah, I don't know. 816 00:42:06,379 --> 00:42:07,543 She, um... 817 00:42:08,584 --> 00:42:11,374 She just... I don't know. 818 00:42:13,746 --> 00:42:15,744 Is Stewy available? 819 00:42:18,242 --> 00:42:19,573 Okay, um... 820 00:42:20,697 --> 00:42:24,236 I think so. He's on Paxos. Yeah. 821 00:42:25,859 --> 00:42:29,023 It might be... humiliating. 822 00:42:30,022 --> 00:42:31,978 Yeah, sure. 823 00:42:32,062 --> 00:42:34,558 But what I ought to do, I don't wanna do. 824 00:42:45,839 --> 00:42:47,338 No, not this one. I don't like it. 825 00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:49,086 You don't like it? What's wrong with this one? 826 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:51,833 - I can see a sea urchin. - Oh, come on! Tom! 827 00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:53,914 Next cove, please, Julius. 828 00:42:53,998 --> 00:42:56,536 There are infinite coves. Let's find the perfect one. 829 00:43:12,395 --> 00:43:13,686 Thanks for meeting, man. 830 00:43:13,769 --> 00:43:15,102 Please. Please, please, please, 831 00:43:15,185 --> 00:43:16,350 come, come, come, sir. 832 00:43:16,433 --> 00:43:17,682 How are you, sir? Please, take a seat. 833 00:43:17,765 --> 00:43:18,848 You guys need anything? 834 00:43:18,931 --> 00:43:20,470 Yeah, don't wait for us or anything. 835 00:43:20,554 --> 00:43:21,970 I waited, but I was really hungry. 836 00:43:22,053 --> 00:43:23,384 You guys good? You guys need anything? 837 00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:24,675 Uh... Maybe in a minute. 838 00:43:26,091 --> 00:43:27,588 Well, uh... look. 839 00:43:28,546 --> 00:43:30,004 We both know... 840 00:43:30,087 --> 00:43:31,543 it's a— it's a knife's edge. 841 00:43:31,626 --> 00:43:33,292 You may have it. We may have it. 842 00:43:33,374 --> 00:43:36,164 Our proxy advisors tell us we probably have it. 843 00:43:36,248 --> 00:43:38,246 - Mm-hm. - And, um... 844 00:43:38,911 --> 00:43:40,035 Dad? 845 00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:41,908 You look a little sweaty, dude. 846 00:43:41,992 --> 00:43:43,656 Okay. Okay. 847 00:43:43,739 --> 00:43:45,821 So, I've come to make a deal. 848 00:43:45,904 --> 00:43:48,236 This isn't a negotiation. It's a one-bang, 849 00:43:48,318 --> 00:43:50,983 final-deal offer and it's generous. 850 00:43:51,066 --> 00:43:53,854 So... don't insult me with a counter. 851 00:43:54,770 --> 00:43:58,101 I say this, we eat some octopi, 852 00:43:58,184 --> 00:43:59,974 we shake hands. Okay? 853 00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:01,930 Okay, I love that. I really do. 854 00:44:02,013 --> 00:44:05,135 Three board seats, including Ken's. 855 00:44:05,219 --> 00:44:07,050 You get a codified say 856 00:44:07,133 --> 00:44:09,588 in the appointment of our next CEO. 857 00:44:09,672 --> 00:44:11,628 We remove our poison pill, 858 00:44:11,711 --> 00:44:15,125 conduct a strategic review on terms co-set with you, 859 00:44:15,209 --> 00:44:19,495 dismiss all our litigation on the proxy battle. 860 00:44:19,578 --> 00:44:22,202 Spin off cruises. Okay? 861 00:44:30,069 --> 00:44:31,608 No, I don't think that works. 862 00:44:34,065 --> 00:44:35,979 - The fuck do you mean? - Bullshit. 863 00:44:36,063 --> 00:44:37,810 Are you fucking stupid? 864 00:44:37,894 --> 00:44:39,725 You have to consider that. 865 00:44:39,808 --> 00:44:41,431 You have to ask Sandy. 866 00:44:41,514 --> 00:44:47,467 - That is a good fucking deal. - It does not work for us, sir. 867 00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:51,421 Dude. I mean, are— are you fucking for real? 868 00:44:51,504 --> 00:44:54,293 I mean, you— you need to fucking make it work. 869 00:44:54,376 --> 00:44:57,707 Okay? Or I will personally fucking destroy you. 870 00:44:57,790 --> 00:45:00,287 - I will come to you at night... - Ken, it does not work 871 00:45:00,370 --> 00:45:01,620 - for u— - ... with a fucking razor blade 872 00:45:01,703 --> 00:45:02,827 and I will cut 873 00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:04,658 - your fucking dick off. - Fucking dick off. 874 00:45:04,742 --> 00:45:06,489 - And I will feed it— - And then push it up your cunt 875 00:45:06,573 --> 00:45:09,113 until poo poo pops out of my nose hole. 876 00:45:09,196 --> 00:45:12,859 Dude, it doesn't matter. It doesn't mean anything. 877 00:45:12,942 --> 00:45:15,647 You can threaten to stuff a million severed dicks 878 00:45:15,731 --> 00:45:18,228 into my ball bag, but the actual fact is, 879 00:45:18,311 --> 00:45:21,391 we're persuading more and more shareholders every day 880 00:45:21,474 --> 00:45:24,181 that we offer them just a slightly better chance 881 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,303 for them to make a little bit more money 882 00:45:26,386 --> 00:45:29,925 on their fucking dollar, and that's all that this is. 883 00:46:01,309 --> 00:46:02,851 You wanna talk? 884 00:46:02,934 --> 00:46:04,265 Why would I wanna talk? 885 00:46:07,387 --> 00:46:08,386 Fine. 886 00:46:11,716 --> 00:46:12,882 You fucking... 887 00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,921 You fucking toasted me, Shiv. 888 00:46:16,004 --> 00:46:17,669 You— You fried me. 889 00:46:17,752 --> 00:46:19,333 Tom... 890 00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:21,414 I have to be an honest broker. 891 00:46:21,498 --> 00:46:24,495 To save you, I can't be seen to be acting in self-interest. 892 00:46:24,578 --> 00:46:27,077 I got shitty advice before the hearing, Shiv. 893 00:46:28,616 --> 00:46:29,949 You know, I don't know about that. 894 00:46:30,032 --> 00:46:31,446 I got hung out to dry. 895 00:46:37,067 --> 00:46:38,606 I love you. 896 00:46:38,689 --> 00:46:41,436 Uh-huh. Great. Thanks. 897 00:46:43,392 --> 00:46:44,725 No? 898 00:46:44,809 --> 00:46:47,889 I don't know. I love you. I love this rock. 899 00:46:49,804 --> 00:46:51,301 Bye, rock. 900 00:46:51,384 --> 00:46:53,716 You're dead. What does it mean? 901 00:46:58,419 --> 00:47:00,375 I won't let anything happen to you. 902 00:47:02,124 --> 00:47:03,706 You told me... 903 00:47:05,370 --> 00:47:08,242 You told me you wanted an open relationship... 904 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,364 on our fucking wedding night. 905 00:47:14,071 --> 00:47:17,275 Is... Uh... Y... 906 00:47:17,358 --> 00:47:19,273 So, you've been stewing on that? 907 00:47:19,356 --> 00:47:20,731 Well, yes. 908 00:47:20,814 --> 00:47:23,352 I have been stewing on that, actually. 909 00:47:27,557 --> 00:47:31,386 I'm not... a hippie... Shiv. 910 00:47:32,135 --> 00:47:33,801 I don't want... 911 00:47:33,885 --> 00:47:35,674 to stuff a dildo up my— I don't want— 912 00:47:35,758 --> 00:47:37,672 I don't want to do threesomes. 913 00:47:37,756 --> 00:47:40,294 - Okay. - On our wedding night? 914 00:47:40,919 --> 00:47:42,125 Bang! 915 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:44,331 Shanghaied into a— into a... 916 00:47:44,415 --> 00:47:47,162 open-borders free-fuck trade deal. 917 00:47:47,245 --> 00:47:48,703 It— 918 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:53,698 - It was just an idea. - Well... 919 00:47:53,781 --> 00:47:58,068 that's— that's a biggie just to throw in at the altar. 920 00:47:58,151 --> 00:48:02,564 You know? "I do. I do, but I do maybe also demand 921 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:05,102 to gobble the odd side-dick." 922 00:48:05,185 --> 00:48:06,518 "Gobble the odd side-dick"? 923 00:48:06,601 --> 00:48:08,516 I don't think it was cool what you did. 924 00:48:14,677 --> 00:48:17,215 I just— I think, you know... 925 00:48:20,087 --> 00:48:23,418 I think a lot of time, if I think about it, 926 00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:27,080 I think a lot of time, I'm really pretty unhappy. 927 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:33,908 What are you saying? 928 00:48:34,782 --> 00:48:36,030 I don't know. 929 00:48:37,737 --> 00:48:40,693 I love you, I do. I just, uh... I wonder if... 930 00:48:43,023 --> 00:48:46,603 I wonder if the sad I'd be... without you 931 00:48:46,687 --> 00:48:49,433 would be less than the sad I get from being with you. 932 00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,416 Well, I'm s— I'm... 933 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,204 I'm sorry, Tom. 934 00:49:16,073 --> 00:49:17,447 I'll talk to Logan. 935 00:49:17,530 --> 00:49:18,696 No. 936 00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:21,068 I'll talk to Logan. 937 00:49:22,442 --> 00:49:23,566 It's fine. 938 00:49:27,854 --> 00:49:28,936 I'm fine. 939 00:49:45,252 --> 00:49:46,293 Hey. 940 00:49:52,746 --> 00:49:54,035 You okay, Tom? 941 00:50:06,231 --> 00:50:07,355 What the fuck? 942 00:50:08,062 --> 00:50:10,019 Thank you, Logan. 943 00:50:10,102 --> 00:50:12,434 - Tom? - Thank you for the chicken. 944 00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:32,205 What the fuck was that? 945 00:50:32,289 --> 00:50:34,911 I— I don't know. I think, uh... 946 00:50:34,994 --> 00:50:37,659 it's getting to people, Dad. The tension. 947 00:50:37,742 --> 00:50:39,490 He ate my fucking chicken. 948 00:50:39,574 --> 00:50:41,446 - Mm-hm. - So, what next? 949 00:50:41,530 --> 00:50:43,985 Stick his cock into my potato salad? 950 00:50:44,068 --> 00:50:45,484 Uh... 951 00:50:48,856 --> 00:50:51,853 You, uh... You wavering? 952 00:50:53,184 --> 00:50:56,014 Documents and cruises. 953 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,096 Mm. 954 00:50:58,887 --> 00:51:00,926 Maybe... Tom. 955 00:51:01,593 --> 00:51:02,676 Gerri. 956 00:51:04,632 --> 00:51:06,547 Or Greg instead. 957 00:51:07,379 --> 00:51:09,252 Okay. 958 00:51:10,251 --> 00:51:11,291 Tom. 959 00:51:12,207 --> 00:51:13,581 I'll take care of him. 960 00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:16,286 Would he flip? 961 00:51:17,577 --> 00:51:18,660 Prison time? 962 00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:20,199 Uh... 963 00:51:20,282 --> 00:51:24,278 Why not... you know... what we discussed? 964 00:51:25,984 --> 00:51:27,234 Ken works. 965 00:51:28,566 --> 00:51:30,231 He was across the whole thing. 966 00:51:31,188 --> 00:51:32,229 It hurts. 967 00:51:34,352 --> 00:51:35,392 It plays. 968 00:51:37,015 --> 00:51:38,056 Obviously. 969 00:51:43,593 --> 00:51:45,341 I just... 970 00:51:45,424 --> 00:51:50,294 think that, uh, Tom doesn't deserve it... 971 00:51:50,377 --> 00:51:55,414 and, uh, it doesn't work for the rest of the world. 972 00:51:59,076 --> 00:52:00,117 I don't. 973 00:52:07,569 --> 00:52:08,610 So... 974 00:52:10,274 --> 00:52:11,398 What do you think? 975 00:52:13,895 --> 00:52:14,894 Uh... 976 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:22,220 It's the sort of tough choice people need to be able to make. 977 00:52:22,304 --> 00:52:27,839 People who would be very senior people. 978 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,913 I can't choose, Dad. 979 00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:40,703 No. 980 00:52:44,532 --> 00:52:45,904 No. 981 00:52:49,402 --> 00:52:51,024 Just not, um... 982 00:52:55,062 --> 00:52:56,186 Just not Tom. 983 00:52:58,393 --> 00:53:01,390 Please. For me. 984 00:54:30,426 --> 00:54:31,508 Hey, Dad. 985 00:54:33,131 --> 00:54:34,255 Hey, son. 986 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:43,455 I can't do any more of that shit from this morning. 987 00:54:43,538 --> 00:54:46,410 No. No, sure. I bet. 988 00:54:48,241 --> 00:54:49,407 Greg... 989 00:54:50,448 --> 00:54:51,945 Tom... 990 00:54:52,029 --> 00:54:54,027 Doesn't work. Won't add up. 991 00:54:55,359 --> 00:54:57,316 Right. No, I see that. 992 00:54:57,399 --> 00:54:59,895 And they won't accept me. 993 00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:02,102 Mm-hm... 994 00:55:03,518 --> 00:55:05,099 I get it. I do. 995 00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:07,971 You know, uh... 996 00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:10,553 Marcia and I used to read to each other. 997 00:55:12,509 --> 00:55:13,798 I'd read her history. 998 00:55:13,881 --> 00:55:16,795 You know, Spengler, Gibbon, the big boys. 999 00:55:16,878 --> 00:55:18,461 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 1000 00:55:18,545 --> 00:55:19,750 The Incas... 1001 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:23,081 in times of terrible crisis... 1002 00:55:24,247 --> 00:55:28,950 would sacrifice a child to the sun. 1003 00:55:30,408 --> 00:55:33,530 I said to her they were a bunch of fucking savages. 1004 00:55:33,612 --> 00:55:35,859 - Mm-hm. - Her thing was... 1005 00:55:37,484 --> 00:55:42,229 what could you possibly kill that you love so much... 1006 00:55:43,311 --> 00:55:46,058 it would make the sun rise again? 1007 00:55:47,931 --> 00:55:49,055 She said that. 1008 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:50,554 Okay. 1009 00:55:55,216 --> 00:55:56,423 I miss her. 1010 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,625 It's okay, Dad. It's okay. 1011 00:56:04,830 --> 00:56:07,371 Thank you. Thank you, son. 1012 00:56:12,822 --> 00:56:13,905 The hearings... 1013 00:56:16,652 --> 00:56:18,109 you did so well. 1014 00:56:19,649 --> 00:56:20,731 But now... 1015 00:56:22,729 --> 00:56:23,770 you're the face. 1016 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,100 You were across the clean-up. 1017 00:56:28,557 --> 00:56:30,473 The optics make sense. 1018 00:56:30,555 --> 00:56:32,594 And what's more... 1019 00:56:33,843 --> 00:56:35,758 I trust you. 1020 00:56:35,841 --> 00:56:39,005 I trust you in case it turns or... 1021 00:56:39,088 --> 00:56:42,377 - gets... nasty. - Yep. Yep. No, I get it. 1022 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:46,081 So, uh... 1023 00:56:46,165 --> 00:56:48,371 we'll set up a press conference. 1024 00:56:49,660 --> 00:56:51,658 And, uh... 1025 00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:54,655 you'll admit that you knew everything 1026 00:56:54,739 --> 00:56:57,029 and that you directed the cover up, 1027 00:56:57,112 --> 00:56:59,402 and, uh... it went no higher. 1028 00:57:01,815 --> 00:57:04,687 - Mm-hm. Okay. - Okay? 1029 00:57:16,051 --> 00:57:17,841 Hey, Dad, I... 1030 00:57:17,924 --> 00:57:20,713 just out of interest, um... 1031 00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,416 Did you ever think I could do it? 1032 00:57:29,205 --> 00:57:30,246 Do what? 1033 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,742 The top job? 1034 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:35,781 Oh, I don't know. Maybe. 1035 00:57:37,322 --> 00:57:38,570 You can say. 1036 00:57:39,486 --> 00:57:42,067 I— Well, you know, I just... 1037 00:57:43,316 --> 00:57:46,105 You know, you're smart, you're good, but I... 1038 00:57:46,188 --> 00:57:47,561 I just don't know. 1039 00:57:48,395 --> 00:57:49,934 What? Come on. 1040 00:57:56,718 --> 00:57:58,176 You're not a killer. 1041 00:57:59,841 --> 00:58:01,964 You have to be a killer. 1042 00:58:04,003 --> 00:58:05,086 But... 1043 00:58:06,252 --> 00:58:07,292 nowadays... 1044 00:58:09,374 --> 00:58:12,246 maybe you don't. I don't know. 1045 00:58:15,991 --> 00:58:17,074 Okay? 1046 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,027 - Are we good? You good? - Yeah. 1047 00:58:25,773 --> 00:58:26,897 I deserve it. 1048 00:58:28,728 --> 00:58:30,103 Maybe I deserve it. 1049 00:58:30,186 --> 00:58:32,059 - Oh, no, son. - Yeah, for everything. 1050 00:58:32,142 --> 00:58:33,723 No, no, no. God, no. 1051 00:58:35,098 --> 00:58:36,347 It's good to pay? 1052 00:58:37,387 --> 00:58:38,386 The boy? 1053 00:58:38,968 --> 00:58:40,425 Nah... 1054 00:58:40,508 --> 00:58:42,964 Nah, nah, nah, nah. Not that. 1055 00:58:43,048 --> 00:58:45,795 NRPI. You're the best. 1056 00:58:45,878 --> 00:58:48,001 Don't beat yourself up. 1057 00:58:48,085 --> 00:58:51,538 No real person involved. You know, it's... 1058 00:58:54,245 --> 00:58:55,576 it's nothing. 1059 00:59:02,444 --> 00:59:03,526 Right. 1060 00:59:19,635 --> 00:59:20,718 Shall we? 1061 00:59:29,376 --> 00:59:33,747 Gerri, we've been on a million of these things... 1062 00:59:35,661 --> 00:59:36,952 It's a nice color. 1063 00:59:38,035 --> 00:59:40,241 Yeah. I know, it's really... 1064 00:59:42,281 --> 00:59:43,403 I've decided. 1065 00:59:47,607 --> 00:59:48,982 Ken? 1066 00:59:49,065 --> 00:59:51,272 Come on, really? Dad, no. 1067 00:59:53,727 --> 00:59:54,976 There's... 1068 00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:57,472 What about the... 1069 00:59:57,556 --> 01:00:00,054 one of the... shitfuckers? 1070 01:00:01,552 --> 01:00:04,716 Hey, it's okay. Guys, you're off the hook. 1071 01:00:06,839 --> 01:00:07,921 You okay? 1072 01:00:09,836 --> 01:00:11,625 Yeah. I'm good. 1073 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:15,081 And... is it just... 1074 01:00:16,745 --> 01:00:19,742 I don't want to be rude. Just him? 1075 01:00:19,826 --> 01:00:22,906 Uh... Yeah, are there any additionals... 1076 01:00:24,570 --> 01:00:27,236 First— Second-born son... 1077 01:00:27,318 --> 01:00:30,773 with your responsibilities, it will be a very simple sell. 1078 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,020 Roman... 1079 01:00:34,104 --> 01:00:37,557 you're taking over as full chief operating officer. 1080 01:00:39,224 --> 01:00:41,971 Oh, yeah? What with... fucking... 1081 01:00:42,054 --> 01:00:44,219 Captain Cautious back in the next room? 1082 01:00:44,301 --> 01:00:46,133 No, no. Frank's gonna be responsible 1083 01:00:46,217 --> 01:00:48,755 for the cruises clean up. You're on your own. 1084 01:00:50,171 --> 01:00:51,253 Solo. 1085 01:00:52,793 --> 01:00:54,250 Can you handle it? 1086 01:00:55,498 --> 01:00:56,580 Well, yeah. 1087 01:00:57,454 --> 01:00:58,578 Yeah, Dad, that's... 1088 01:00:59,994 --> 01:01:01,617 really exciting. 1089 01:01:04,489 --> 01:01:07,237 No, Rome. It's great. 1090 01:01:10,733 --> 01:01:13,730 Okay, guys, eat up. This one's on me. 1091 01:02:17,583 --> 01:02:19,372 You okay, dude? 1092 01:02:19,455 --> 01:02:21,871 You know, if you need to use the bathroom... 1093 01:02:21,954 --> 01:02:23,161 you can use the bathroom. 1094 01:02:23,243 --> 01:02:24,951 I'm not gonna jump out the window. 1095 01:02:25,034 --> 01:02:27,865 Yeah, I'll go. 1096 01:02:30,611 --> 01:02:33,068 Yeah, I just, uh... 1097 01:02:33,151 --> 01:02:36,564 Just for what it's worth, I'm sorry about this whole— 1098 01:02:36,647 --> 01:02:39,769 I— I just think what your dad's doing is... 1099 01:02:41,892 --> 01:02:43,890 - Anyway, I'm sorry. - Yep. Thank you. 1100 01:04:13,967 --> 01:04:15,214 Okay. 1101 01:04:16,505 --> 01:04:17,671 You okay, Ken? 1102 01:04:17,755 --> 01:04:19,711 There's water by the side if you need it. 1103 01:04:19,794 --> 01:04:21,584 I'm gonna let them hit like three questions 1104 01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:23,041 and then that's it. Okay? 1105 01:04:23,123 --> 01:04:27,161 Your dad just texted. He's watching. 1106 01:04:41,981 --> 01:04:43,395 - Hey. - Hey. 1107 01:04:48,890 --> 01:04:50,055 You okay? 1108 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,219 Yeah. 1109 01:04:53,468 --> 01:04:55,633 Just, uh... just can't eat. 1110 01:04:55,717 --> 01:04:58,338 No. 1111 01:05:02,251 --> 01:05:03,542 It's okay, Shiv. 1112 01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:05,915 It's okay. 1113 01:05:07,830 --> 01:05:09,036 It had to be done. 1114 01:05:14,364 --> 01:05:16,362 Yeah. Poor bastard. 1115 01:05:22,023 --> 01:05:23,355 Good morning. 1116 01:05:23,438 --> 01:05:26,143 Mr. Roy has a prepared statement he'd like to read. 1117 01:05:26,227 --> 01:05:28,517 And then, he'll take a few questions. Thank you. 1118 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:46,916 Good morning. 1119 01:05:49,746 --> 01:05:51,619 I have an announcement to make... 1120 01:05:51,702 --> 01:05:54,115 about wrongdoing at Waystar Royco 1121 01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:57,196 in advance of the upcoming shareholder meeting. 1122 01:06:03,607 --> 01:06:07,478 I have been asked to explain my own role 1123 01:06:07,561 --> 01:06:10,516 in the managing of illegality at the firm 1124 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:13,263 and associated cover ups. 1125 01:06:13,347 --> 01:06:18,467 And it has been suggested I would be a suitable figure 1126 01:06:18,550 --> 01:06:21,839 to absorb the anger and concern. 1127 01:06:28,915 --> 01:06:29,914 But... 1128 01:06:32,578 --> 01:06:36,782 the truth is that my father is a malignant presence... 1129 01:06:36,866 --> 01:06:39,279 a bully, and a liar... 1130 01:06:40,778 --> 01:06:43,358 and he was fully personally aware of these events 1131 01:06:43,442 --> 01:06:47,978 for many years and made efforts to hide and cover up. 1132 01:06:48,061 --> 01:06:51,642 He had a twisted sense of loyalty to bad actors 1133 01:06:51,726 --> 01:06:53,223 like Lester McClintock... 1134 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,471 Fuck me. 1135 01:06:55,555 --> 01:06:57,636 and a disregard for the safety of migrant workers, 1136 01:06:57,720 --> 01:06:59,634 non-union and union workers 1137 01:06:59,718 --> 01:07:03,755 and for vulnerable performers and guests. 1138 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:07,543 My father keeps a watchful eye over every inch 1139 01:07:07,626 --> 01:07:09,457 of his whole empire, 1140 01:07:09,541 --> 01:07:11,414 and the notion that he would have allowed 1141 01:07:11,497 --> 01:07:13,036 millions of dollars in settlements 1142 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:17,241 and compensation to be paid without his explicit approval... 1143 01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:18,989 is utterly fanciful. 1144 01:07:22,985 --> 01:07:25,733 I have with me, today, copies of records... 1145 01:07:25,817 --> 01:07:28,021 that show his personal sign off. 1146 01:07:31,934 --> 01:07:34,973 How much those of us who executed his wishes 1147 01:07:35,056 --> 01:07:38,011 bear responsibility is for another day. 1148 01:07:38,095 --> 01:07:39,761 But I think... 1149 01:07:39,844 --> 01:07:43,090 this is the day his reign ends. 1150 01:07:48,876 --> 01:07:52,164 I'll be providing the documents and can answer any questions 1151 01:07:52,248 --> 01:07:54,911 you may have in the coming days. Thank you very much. 1152 01:07:55,952 --> 01:07:57,826 Mr. Roy! 1153 01:07:57,908 --> 01:08:00,573 Do you have anything to say to the victims of these crimes? 1154 01:08:00,657 --> 01:08:03,070 Did your father know you were making this statement today? 1155 01:08:03,153 --> 01:08:05,443 - Mr. Roy. - Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!