1 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:08,325 - Wow, really? - Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:08,330 --> 00:00:09,895 Yeah, it's a shit show over there, apparently. 3 00:00:09,899 --> 00:00:11,060 - Yeah? - Yeah. 4 00:00:11,065 --> 00:00:12,930 Like, advertisers bailing, 5 00:00:12,935 --> 00:00:15,434 my dad is out of it by all accounts. 6 00:00:15,438 --> 00:00:17,404 You know, Gerri Kellman in charge? 7 00:00:18,474 --> 00:00:20,639 Sorry, I mean, Gerri's great, I actually... 8 00:00:20,643 --> 00:00:23,274 I actually love Gerri, you know, but... 9 00:00:23,278 --> 00:00:26,945 Gerri is a time server who's way out of her depth. 10 00:00:26,949 --> 00:00:29,312 Meanwhile, on the upside, the DOJ and I 11 00:00:29,317 --> 00:00:32,052 are in contact about the terms of my immunity deal. 12 00:00:32,057 --> 00:00:34,384 So, yeah. 13 00:00:34,389 --> 00:00:38,890 - Does not look good for them. - Wow, right. 14 00:00:41,664 --> 00:00:43,261 All that's on background. 15 00:00:43,265 --> 00:00:45,396 - Mm-hmm. - Um... You know, as we said, a lot of moving parts. 16 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:47,231 But... But... Yeah, please, let's... let's dive in. 17 00:00:47,235 --> 00:00:48,666 So, you're okay if I record this, right? 18 00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:50,432 Yeah, hey, am I okay? I am... 19 00:00:50,437 --> 00:00:52,336 - I am great. Let's record. - Great. Thank you. 20 00:00:52,341 --> 00:00:54,205 Open the kimono. 21 00:00:55,444 --> 00:00:57,043 Uh... Oh. Thank you. 22 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,944 So, will this be in the piece? 23 00:00:59,948 --> 00:01:02,311 "Kendall Roy ordered a shaved fennel salad 24 00:01:02,316 --> 00:01:04,448 and picked at it, uh, inquisitively?" 25 00:01:04,453 --> 00:01:07,620 You're quite concerned with how you're gonna come across. 26 00:01:09,124 --> 00:01:10,457 Not really, no. 27 00:01:11,693 --> 00:01:12,724 Am I? 28 00:01:12,729 --> 00:01:15,259 Hell, look, I come from a world of image. 29 00:01:15,263 --> 00:01:16,727 That's the family business. 30 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:20,564 I mean, did... did you see the Sophie Iwobi monologue? 31 00:01:20,568 --> 00:01:22,933 - Um... - Yeah, well, she... she did a bit. 32 00:01:22,937 --> 00:01:25,103 "Oedipussy"? 33 00:01:25,107 --> 00:01:26,436 - It's funny, right? - Mm-hmm. 34 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:28,171 But, you know, it doesn't hurt now, 35 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,441 because, uh... 36 00:01:31,245 --> 00:01:32,576 because I am who I am. 37 00:01:32,580 --> 00:01:35,245 And... And... And... And I wanna plant a flag. 38 00:01:35,249 --> 00:01:38,983 I wanna physically get in and plant a flag, 39 00:01:38,987 --> 00:01:40,419 you know, for that... 40 00:01:41,088 --> 00:01:42,285 inside my family's business. 41 00:01:42,289 --> 00:01:44,052 And in terms of your family business, 42 00:01:44,057 --> 00:01:46,589 one question that people do have is about your siblings. 43 00:01:46,594 --> 00:01:48,125 - Mm. - So, where are they in this? 44 00:01:48,129 --> 00:01:49,862 Have you managed to stay close with them? 45 00:01:51,866 --> 00:01:56,066 You know, sure. Absolutely. 46 00:01:56,070 --> 00:01:59,038 There... There are issues, but, uh... 47 00:02:01,776 --> 00:02:03,308 - essentially, yeah. - Hmm. 48 00:02:04,612 --> 00:02:07,212 I'm just really happy in my headspace. 49 00:02:08,382 --> 00:02:09,979 And I hope they're happy in theirs. 50 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:21,190 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 51 00:03:42,675 --> 00:03:44,339 Hey, El Presidente. 52 00:03:44,343 --> 00:03:46,108 How's your headspace? You happy in it? 53 00:03:46,112 --> 00:03:47,911 Uh... Yeah. You like the ending? 54 00:03:48,447 --> 00:03:50,345 "Oh, I love my kids. 55 00:03:50,349 --> 00:03:53,416 What are their names again? Blur Face and Who Cares?" 56 00:03:54,654 --> 00:03:56,683 - All right. - Oh, and let's press go 57 00:03:56,688 --> 00:03:59,289 on that sale, the Israeli machine learning operation. 58 00:04:00,526 --> 00:04:01,823 Okay. 59 00:04:01,827 --> 00:04:03,959 - What? - What? Nothing. Good. 60 00:04:03,963 --> 00:04:05,193 Let me get into that. 61 00:04:05,197 --> 00:04:07,995 - Look at me. - No, I am. Hi. I see you. 62 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,264 Action stations! 63 00:04:10,269 --> 00:04:11,434 Strategy meet. 64 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:13,467 - Time to go tickle my dad's balls. - Yeah. 65 00:04:13,471 --> 00:04:15,202 - Wow. - Hi, Karolina. 66 00:04:15,206 --> 00:04:17,304 I just hope our acting CEO 67 00:04:17,308 --> 00:04:19,573 isn't getting too fucking acting. 68 00:04:19,577 --> 00:04:21,175 I'll tell you what's a scary story 69 00:04:21,179 --> 00:04:23,577 we should maybe reboot. Pinocchio. 70 00:04:23,581 --> 00:04:25,946 A puppet that comes to life. 71 00:04:25,950 --> 00:04:28,685 Oh, come on. Let's get started. 72 00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:30,751 They can catch up. 73 00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:33,287 Hey, Dad, how's your headspace? 74 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:36,256 I hear Gerri is looking at the Israeli outfit. 75 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:39,690 Oh, uh... Pretty insignificant. 76 00:04:39,695 --> 00:04:42,027 No, no, no, no, no. No, I have a shape of things 77 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,529 in mind for that. 78 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:46,400 GoJo Go, I don't know, streaming. 79 00:04:46,404 --> 00:04:49,605 No. Kill it, okay? Just kill it. 80 00:04:50,308 --> 00:04:52,041 - Um... - What? 81 00:04:53,244 --> 00:04:55,809 What, are you checking the chain of command? 82 00:04:55,813 --> 00:04:57,311 No. Um... 83 00:04:57,315 --> 00:05:00,949 What does he mean by "plant a flag", huh? 84 00:05:01,819 --> 00:05:04,052 Please, don't fucking hover. 85 00:05:05,089 --> 00:05:06,720 Um... There's talk that, uh, 86 00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:10,123 Kendall's planning to come in. 87 00:05:10,127 --> 00:05:11,958 - You're fucking kidding? - Mm-mm. 88 00:05:11,962 --> 00:05:13,893 - In here? - Mm-hmm. 89 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,361 That rat sets one foot inside this building, 90 00:05:16,366 --> 00:05:17,796 I'll punch him in the nose, okay? 91 00:05:17,801 --> 00:05:19,631 Well, I think that's the grown-up solution 92 00:05:19,636 --> 00:05:20,700 that keeps everyone happy. 93 00:05:20,705 --> 00:05:22,736 Find out what this fuck is planning. 94 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,771 I don't need him in my teeth right now. 95 00:05:24,775 --> 00:05:27,040 Uh... I can... I can scope that out. 96 00:05:27,044 --> 00:05:28,542 I can capture him tonight, if we'd like, 97 00:05:28,546 --> 00:05:30,110 at the journalism dinner. 98 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:32,314 But, you know, what are we doing to counter? 99 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:34,615 Yes! Yes! 100 00:05:34,619 --> 00:05:36,915 You should all be out there. Call him out on this. 101 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,451 Uh... Well, 102 00:05:38,455 --> 00:05:40,620 we did discuss the town hall event... 103 00:05:40,624 --> 00:05:41,954 Yeah, I... I like it. 104 00:05:41,958 --> 00:05:43,456 - It brings everyone together. - Yeah. 105 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:46,659 Open, anonymous questions, employee-facing. 106 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:48,760 Yeah, I'm happy to lead it if it's about change. 107 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:50,962 Oh, you are? Now who's planting a flag? 108 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:54,634 In terms of getting proactive, Hugo had Frankton's put together 109 00:05:54,638 --> 00:05:56,802 some full-page responses. 110 00:05:56,806 --> 00:05:59,607 Yeah, there were, uh... there were a couple we liked. 111 00:06:00,243 --> 00:06:02,742 Full page with, uh, 112 00:06:02,746 --> 00:06:05,444 a number of pledges. We can figure out the verbiage. 113 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,114 And the tagline... 114 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,149 "We get it". 115 00:06:10,153 --> 00:06:12,485 I thought it was quite funky. 116 00:06:12,489 --> 00:06:14,453 "We get it", a bit like those ladies 117 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,888 on the cruise ship got it? 118 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:18,390 - Gerri liked it. - Yeah, it's a little... 119 00:06:18,394 --> 00:06:22,059 "Yeah, yeah, we get it already, stop moaning about the rapes". 120 00:06:22,063 --> 00:06:23,762 Logan, um... 121 00:06:23,766 --> 00:06:26,061 we have agents on the phone, asking if Waystar is willing 122 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:28,632 to accept service of a document subpoena? 123 00:06:28,637 --> 00:06:31,068 - Tell 'em to fuck off. - Oh. Okay. 124 00:06:31,072 --> 00:06:33,672 Kerry, uh... hang on. He's kidding. 125 00:06:33,676 --> 00:06:36,308 - Dad! - Logan. 126 00:06:36,312 --> 00:06:37,475 I'm just wondering, uh, 127 00:06:37,479 --> 00:06:39,511 when we might start to play ball. 128 00:06:39,515 --> 00:06:42,847 I mean, everybody cooperates. 129 00:06:42,851 --> 00:06:46,150 Maybe I don't do that dance. 130 00:06:46,154 --> 00:06:47,585 And how does that feel in regards 131 00:06:47,589 --> 00:06:49,088 to the shareholder meeting? 132 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:50,955 We don't accept service, 133 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:53,090 in an hour, there's gonna be two agents here to serve you, 134 00:06:53,094 --> 00:06:55,059 and while they're at it, they could subpoena you 135 00:06:55,063 --> 00:06:56,896 - to the grand jury. - Fuck 'em. 136 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:01,734 - Logan? - Tell 'em to fuck off. 137 00:07:04,339 --> 00:07:07,538 - FBI! Hands up! - Hey, how's it going? 138 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:08,839 To be honest, not great, Greg. 139 00:07:08,843 --> 00:07:10,674 It's looking pretty bad with the investigation, 140 00:07:10,678 --> 00:07:14,012 and, um... Logan says we have to take these. 141 00:07:16,283 --> 00:07:18,083 Cyanide pills, the whole team. 142 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,752 It's a mint, you doofus. 143 00:07:21,756 --> 00:07:24,054 Take one. Your breath really does stink. 144 00:07:24,058 --> 00:07:26,320 - Hey, can I show you something? - Yeah? 145 00:07:26,325 --> 00:07:28,391 Come on. 146 00:07:28,396 --> 00:07:32,629 Gregory, my chief of staff, leggy princeling of ATN, 147 00:07:32,633 --> 00:07:34,898 you deserve a new... 148 00:07:34,902 --> 00:07:36,502 office. What do you think? 149 00:07:37,938 --> 00:07:42,538 I mean... it's, uh... it's... it's not very nice. 150 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:46,208 That's rude, rude boy. It's your new place. 151 00:07:46,212 --> 00:07:48,475 Okay, I see. This is punishment, right? 152 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:50,645 This is because I'm not taking the company lawyer? 153 00:07:50,650 --> 00:07:53,280 Right? Am I... Am I getting demoted right now? 154 00:07:53,285 --> 00:07:55,817 In the middle of an investigation? No. 155 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:58,421 No, this is just part of a totally standard 156 00:07:58,425 --> 00:08:01,391 office rationalization. No! 157 00:08:01,395 --> 00:08:03,993 No, no, no, you do whatever you like. 158 00:08:03,997 --> 00:08:06,128 You know, hang out with Kendall. 159 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:07,363 Take your own counsel. 160 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,331 I hear you have a really great lawyer. 161 00:08:09,335 --> 00:08:11,701 Is it true you can find him any time, day or night? 162 00:08:11,705 --> 00:08:13,536 - Yes. - 'Cause he has one of those bowties 163 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:14,937 that lights up and spins around? 164 00:08:14,941 --> 00:08:18,140 He's actually really good. I'm very, very happy with him. 165 00:08:18,144 --> 00:08:20,177 Listen. On the level, buddy... 166 00:08:22,282 --> 00:08:24,477 On the level, there are a million knives 167 00:08:24,482 --> 00:08:26,613 being sharpened right now. The DOJ's gonna be like 168 00:08:26,618 --> 00:08:29,350 a combine harvester in a wheat field of dicks, okay? 169 00:08:29,355 --> 00:08:32,821 So, I understand, I get it. I see that this is tough. 170 00:08:32,825 --> 00:08:34,890 I have gone Waystar. 171 00:08:34,894 --> 00:08:36,928 I think that's safest, but... 172 00:08:38,597 --> 00:08:40,963 tonight, I'm actually seeing a pal 173 00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,197 to get an objective take on my situation, 174 00:08:43,201 --> 00:08:44,966 and if you want, 175 00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:47,435 - if you want, I can fold you in. - Tonight? 176 00:08:47,439 --> 00:08:49,201 Yeah, I just thought, you know, over a beer, 177 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:51,070 we could kick back and recall what happened 178 00:08:51,075 --> 00:08:52,805 and make sure that we remember it 179 00:08:52,810 --> 00:08:55,011 - exactly the same way. - Mm-hmm. 180 00:08:55,948 --> 00:08:57,878 - Um... - What? 181 00:08:57,882 --> 00:08:59,944 - No, it's just Ken... - Fuck Ken. 182 00:08:59,949 --> 00:09:02,114 Yeah, no, fuck Ken, 100 percent, 183 00:09:02,119 --> 00:09:03,716 - but... but he's... - But what? 184 00:09:03,721 --> 00:09:08,354 It's... stupid, he's giving me a watch tonight to say thanks, 185 00:09:08,359 --> 00:09:12,659 - um, for... so I don't know, I... - You sold your ass for a watch? 186 00:09:12,664 --> 00:09:16,730 I'll buy you a watch, dickwad. Just fucking come over. 187 00:09:16,734 --> 00:09:19,069 Okay, I'll try to come. I wanna come. 188 00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:21,937 Stay. 189 00:09:25,276 --> 00:09:27,907 You know, your dad just wondered, 190 00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:30,610 since the public discourse about your father feels 191 00:09:30,614 --> 00:09:33,911 - really one-sided... - Yes, we would love your help 192 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,813 - getting more dimensions. - Mm-hmm? 193 00:09:35,818 --> 00:09:39,085 It would be totally controlled, business interview, 194 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,054 with some softballs at the end. 195 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:44,257 Yeah, so Shiv, or someone like Shiv, 196 00:09:44,261 --> 00:09:48,661 sharing some memories and feelings about your dad. 197 00:09:48,665 --> 00:09:51,231 Yeah, I see. I think... 198 00:09:51,235 --> 00:09:54,434 I think I'm best placed neutralizing Kendall. 199 00:09:54,438 --> 00:09:56,605 Okay, well, you or... 200 00:09:57,173 --> 00:09:58,406 someone like you. 201 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:05,508 All right, yeah, fine, fuck you. 202 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:07,912 I'll go out and say I love Dad. Why not? 203 00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:10,016 - I do. So, you know, fuck you. - Aw. Look at you. 204 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,018 Cutest cheerleader in high school. 205 00:10:12,022 --> 00:10:13,486 Is it true you let the track team 206 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:15,087 finger bang you for lunch money? 207 00:10:15,091 --> 00:10:17,657 Stop projecting your memories onto me. 208 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:27,299 I like it. I like it, it's a good weight. 209 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,070 Ken, real quick? 210 00:10:32,074 --> 00:10:34,773 Can you... Can you just give me the green light on this? 211 00:10:34,777 --> 00:10:36,141 It's very expensive. 212 00:10:36,145 --> 00:10:37,776 I... I mean, I usually just use my phone 213 00:10:37,780 --> 00:10:39,444 - for all my time needs. - Yeah, fuck it. 214 00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:40,612 Fuck it, man. You deserve it. 215 00:10:40,616 --> 00:10:43,348 Dude, your phone is a widget. A button. 216 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:46,451 Every janitor in America has one. 217 00:10:46,455 --> 00:10:48,520 Your watch is a Mona fucking Lisa. 218 00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:49,921 Okay, hey. Shut the fuck up, Reece. 219 00:10:49,925 --> 00:10:53,160 Guys, it is game time. And the game is... 220 00:10:53,663 --> 00:10:55,360 Good Tweet, Bad Tweet! 221 00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:58,463 Oh, shit! 222 00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:00,464 Okay, you crazy fuckers better have these ready 223 00:11:00,468 --> 00:11:02,367 - when I call them out, okay? - Start it already. 224 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,635 - And... - Ooh! 225 00:11:03,639 --> 00:11:07,103 - Good tweet! - Okay. "Allies, uh, don't always 226 00:11:07,108 --> 00:11:09,873 come in the form we like, but what Kendall Roy did 227 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,576 was important and brave". 228 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:13,611 Boom! Boom, that's the shit. 229 00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:14,631 Hey, that's good! 230 00:11:14,636 --> 00:11:16,147 All right, all right, all right. Bad tweet. 231 00:11:16,151 --> 00:11:17,582 I got it, I got it! I got it! 232 00:11:17,586 --> 00:11:19,850 - Bad tweet. Bad tweet. - "Kendall Roy is not a hero, fam". 233 00:11:19,854 --> 00:11:23,555 Uh... "He's bootleg Ross with a daddy complex". 234 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,723 Love it! Love it! 235 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,658 Okay, okay, okay. Good tweet, good tweet! 236 00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:28,926 Okay, keep 'em comin', motherfuckers. 237 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,494 "Maybe it's just 'cause he's murking his shitty dad, 238 00:11:31,499 --> 00:11:34,064 but I kind of wanna fuck Kendall Roy?" 239 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:36,568 Booyah! 240 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:39,904 - Yeah, girl! - Bad tweet! Bad tweet! 241 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,137 Bad tweet! Bad tweet! Bad tweet! 242 00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:44,373 Okay. "He clearly has mental health issues..." 243 00:11:44,378 --> 00:11:46,976 - Right. - "... and crazy guilt, coupled with addiction. 244 00:11:46,981 --> 00:11:49,281 That's all this is, and it's sad". 245 00:11:52,353 --> 00:11:55,085 Boo! 246 00:11:57,191 --> 00:11:59,689 That one sucked! 247 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:09,766 - Hi. - Hi. 248 00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:12,738 Happy crowd. 249 00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:17,173 Kendall Roy! 250 00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:18,909 - Should I give 'em something? - Yeah. 251 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,448 Fuck the patriarchy! 252 00:12:23,816 --> 00:12:25,283 Whoo! 253 00:12:27,854 --> 00:12:29,751 All right, do we have like a safe word? 254 00:12:29,756 --> 00:12:31,796 - Uh... - To get out of here? 255 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,233 Good to see you. 256 00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:45,637 Shiv-fucking-Roy. 257 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,640 Great to see you here. 258 00:12:49,509 --> 00:12:50,973 I always come. 259 00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:52,675 The Committee for the Protection 260 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,276 and Welfare of Journalists. 261 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,044 You're into that, but you like to keep them 262 00:12:56,048 --> 00:12:58,180 protected in hutches, correct? 263 00:12:58,184 --> 00:13:00,549 With the little feeding bottles, kind of like hamsters? 264 00:13:00,553 --> 00:13:02,116 Oh, yeah. Yeah, adorable. 265 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,484 We do keep more newspapers alive and... and employ 266 00:13:04,489 --> 00:13:06,686 more journalists worldwide than any other company, 267 00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:08,788 - so I guess we're doing our bit? - Uh-huh. 268 00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,724 The Soviet Union employed a ton of journalists, too. 269 00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:13,394 Oh, Nate, we got to Stalin so fast? 270 00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:15,163 Is Gil still turning up on Russia Today 271 00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,199 - by mistake? - Hey. 272 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:19,434 - Hey, man. - Hey, Ken. 273 00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:20,702 - Wow. - Good to see you. 274 00:13:20,706 --> 00:13:23,071 It's a family affair. 275 00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:24,371 Yeah, I didn't think you'd be here. 276 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:26,273 I thought the newly minted president 277 00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:28,809 of Waystar Royco would just be too busy. 278 00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:30,344 - I'm on the advisory. - Oh, right. 279 00:13:30,348 --> 00:13:32,246 You're the newest attraction at the zoo, 280 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,847 half man, half Nobel prize? 281 00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:36,452 Sure, Shiv. You got me. 282 00:13:37,589 --> 00:13:40,989 - Well, well, well, Shiv. - Really nice to see you. 283 00:13:42,126 --> 00:13:43,192 Really. 284 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,665 Hey. 285 00:13:51,402 --> 00:13:52,468 Hey. 286 00:13:54,672 --> 00:13:56,435 So, how is he? 287 00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,105 Is he all, like, angry hog at the state fair? 288 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,976 Rolling in shit, snapping at kids? 289 00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:04,877 He's fine. He's... 290 00:14:04,881 --> 00:14:06,514 worried you might come in. 291 00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,249 Let him worry. 292 00:14:09,253 --> 00:14:11,351 Okay, well, that would just be dumb, Ken. 293 00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:13,384 We all need for us to win the shareholder vote, 294 00:14:13,389 --> 00:14:16,224 you too, so just... you know, just wait a week. 295 00:14:17,359 --> 00:14:18,690 And maybe cool it on the interviews 296 00:14:18,694 --> 00:14:19,825 - while you're at it. - Oh, uh-huh. 297 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:22,161 - That'd be smart all round. - Well, yeah, maybe. 298 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,031 I'm not a suicide bomber, Shiv. 299 00:14:25,769 --> 00:14:27,535 Hey, I wanted to say, um... 300 00:14:28,338 --> 00:14:31,706 just... at Rava's? 301 00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:38,209 I think I'm right... I... I am right. 302 00:14:38,213 --> 00:14:41,047 But I maybe threw a couple of ugly rocks. 303 00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:43,751 Uh-huh. 304 00:14:44,453 --> 00:14:46,052 I'm just trying to be... 305 00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:49,556 more thoughtful now, so... 306 00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:53,525 Look, I... 307 00:14:53,529 --> 00:14:57,696 I think we have the same aim here, is the truth. 308 00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,165 You know, big picture. I'm... 309 00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:02,467 fucking tired of all this shit too. 310 00:15:02,471 --> 00:15:04,369 And I'm pushing for change. 311 00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:07,737 Like, is there a world where you stop being gross 312 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:11,541 and throwing stones and we can acknowledge 313 00:15:11,546 --> 00:15:15,646 and rebuild, you know, truth and reconciliation? 314 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:18,480 You know, and maybe... maybe we can actually find a way 315 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,517 to fucking fix things from the inside, 316 00:15:20,522 --> 00:15:23,189 which is the only place that anything gets done anyway. 317 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:28,929 They made you get all dressed up for this? 318 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:34,565 Or do you not actually give a fuck? 319 00:15:34,569 --> 00:15:36,069 And it's all just ego? 320 00:15:39,341 --> 00:15:40,440 Look at this. 321 00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:44,375 It's you now. 322 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,711 Ladies and gentlemen, to present our next award... 323 00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:47,944 I'm sorry for you, Siobhan. 324 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,246 a man who is used to owning the news 325 00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:53,551 rather than being in the news. Kendall Roy. 326 00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:03,025 So, thanks for making time and, uh, when we do it, 327 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,862 the first section will just be the South Asian streaming stuff. 328 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:07,455 - Mm-hmm, yeah. - We'll have to ask 329 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:09,024 the shareholder meeting question. 330 00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:10,726 Very confident. Massive optimism. 331 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,528 Great. And then, uh, you know, 332 00:16:12,532 --> 00:16:15,263 I think that you know that there's this idea that everyone... 333 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,098 uh, everyone thought that it'd be really kind of fun 334 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,166 if after everything, we might, uh, open up the door 335 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,937 on some family stuff for a little bit. 336 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,304 No, I know, I know. 337 00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:25,707 And we won't dwell on it, so, uh, we'll just keep it loose 338 00:16:25,711 --> 00:16:27,308 and, uh, it'll be fun to freewheel it. Hmm? 339 00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:28,943 Tell me precisely every single word 340 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,212 they're gonna ask me. 341 00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:33,280 Well, I couldn't disclose specific questions 342 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,049 because of our policies at ATN Business 343 00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:38,187 and that would be ethically, uh, you know... 344 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,091 But it, uh, might be something like... 345 00:16:43,361 --> 00:16:45,426 "Logan seems like a business-oriented guy, 346 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,261 what's something special that you and your dad 347 00:16:47,265 --> 00:16:48,429 enjoy doing together?" 348 00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:52,198 - No, next question. - Okay, sure. 349 00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:54,167 "What was a time that your dad came to your aid 350 00:16:54,171 --> 00:16:57,404 - when you really needed him?" - Mm, no. I'm not doing that one. 351 00:16:57,408 --> 00:17:00,707 Right. Um... 352 00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:03,045 "What is your most cherished father-son memory?" 353 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,747 So far, these are bad. 354 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:08,381 Well, how about, uh... how about you lead? 355 00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:11,718 Is there some sort of childhood story that you'd like to tell? 356 00:17:11,722 --> 00:17:15,789 I got a memory in the old bankiola. Uh... 357 00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,626 Some fly-fishing in Montana, if... 358 00:17:18,462 --> 00:17:20,494 - Sure. - ... that interests you. 359 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:21,731 Thank you, Mr. Roy! 360 00:17:24,568 --> 00:17:27,669 Um... Well, I will pass that along. 361 00:17:29,306 --> 00:17:30,805 - Hi. - Hi. 362 00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,839 And I don't want him... 363 00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:37,477 - How you're doing? - Love and marriage. 364 00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:39,946 I feel another million drain with every cluck 365 00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:41,514 from that hen house. 366 00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:51,524 - Did you see him? - I did. 367 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,563 - Is he coming in? - Uh... I don't know. 368 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,596 I don't think so. 369 00:17:56,601 --> 00:17:58,767 - I think he gets it. - Uh-huh. 370 00:18:00,269 --> 00:18:02,067 Thank you. 371 00:18:02,072 --> 00:18:03,836 You know, every time I don't see you out there 372 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,708 saying something, I think, "Does Shiv even like me?" 373 00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:10,912 - Oh, come on, Roman is... - My daughter. 374 00:18:11,881 --> 00:18:13,715 My only daughter. 375 00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:19,785 What is it exactly that you want me to do? 376 00:18:19,789 --> 00:18:22,755 I don't know, draw a circle around him, maybe. 377 00:18:22,759 --> 00:18:25,557 Declare that your old man isn't some dirty bastard. 378 00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:27,493 Tell the truth, maybe. 379 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,995 - About him. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 380 00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:31,566 The truth, but horrible. and in public, right? 381 00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:33,800 Do you trust me? 382 00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:35,969 Yes, of course. 383 00:18:38,674 --> 00:18:40,572 Uh... On what? 384 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:44,540 On all this hullabaloo. 385 00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:46,378 - "Hullabaloo"? - Uh-huh. 386 00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,415 Uh... Yeah. 387 00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:53,185 I don't... 388 00:18:57,258 --> 00:18:58,323 Yeah. 389 00:19:00,795 --> 00:19:04,795 - Can we... I mean, can we talk? - Yes, we can talk. 390 00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,265 Okay, well... 391 00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:09,099 - We're a big company, but... - Mm-hmm. 392 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:11,603 how bad is... is... 393 00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:16,073 - What is the worst thing that could be in those papers? - Not all that bad. 394 00:19:16,077 --> 00:19:18,775 I mean... Um... 395 00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:20,745 Health and safety, compliance. 396 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,647 A few bad apples. 397 00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,416 - What? - Well, I know that isn't true. 398 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,085 Come on, Dad. Tom worked in Cruises. 399 00:19:29,089 --> 00:19:30,419 Bill told him everything. 400 00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:32,254 And besides, I know that there were black ops, 401 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,256 and I know that there was targeted intimidation 402 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,426 of victims and whistleblowers. 403 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:39,195 The NRPI, for fuck's sake. 404 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:41,966 Maybe there were some salty moves. 405 00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,533 You can't just change your story. 406 00:19:44,537 --> 00:19:46,302 I wanna keep you clean. 407 00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:48,404 I put Gerri in, but I can't trust her. 408 00:19:48,408 --> 00:19:50,541 She's optics. I need you. 409 00:19:52,545 --> 00:19:53,611 Listen. 410 00:19:55,348 --> 00:19:57,215 I didn't know about any of this shit. 411 00:19:58,351 --> 00:20:00,349 Well, you're on emails. 412 00:20:00,353 --> 00:20:02,618 Do you know how many emails I get a day? 413 00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:04,052 I don't read my emails. 414 00:20:04,056 --> 00:20:06,088 - I get the action points. - I know. 415 00:20:06,092 --> 00:20:08,957 Shiv, the world is fucking rough. 416 00:20:08,961 --> 00:20:11,727 We ran a cruise line out of some tin-pot ports 417 00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,895 - registered in bongo fucking bongo hovels... - Oh... 418 00:20:13,899 --> 00:20:15,797 and we poured millions in. And sure, 419 00:20:15,801 --> 00:20:18,200 did we play rough with the odd fucking union boss 420 00:20:18,204 --> 00:20:22,538 or some Moaning Minnie repeat litigant? I don't know! 421 00:20:22,542 --> 00:20:26,474 It was a quarter of a century ago, a lot of it. 422 00:20:26,478 --> 00:20:30,511 So, yes, I fought for you and your brothers. 423 00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:32,680 But you will not find a piece of paper 424 00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:35,318 that makes you ashamed of me, okay? 425 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,285 Well... 426 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,420 the government does have an unbelievable amount 427 00:20:40,425 --> 00:20:43,192 of leverage at its disposal, Dad. 428 00:20:44,663 --> 00:20:47,464 - The law? - Yeah, the law. 429 00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:50,634 The law is people. 430 00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:54,103 And people is politics. 431 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,106 And I can handle a people. 432 00:21:03,147 --> 00:21:04,411 Oh, that is nice. 433 00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:07,113 It's just beautiful, I mean, it's just... it's... 434 00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:08,548 - It's heavy. - Isn't it? 435 00:21:08,552 --> 00:21:10,651 I've always been self-conscious about my wrists, 436 00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:12,519 - so it could address that. - It's saffron. 437 00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:14,288 You have normal wrists. 438 00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:16,390 Thanks, that is very nice of you to say. 439 00:21:16,394 --> 00:21:17,691 That is... You... 440 00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:18,958 You have some nice wrists yourself. 441 00:21:18,962 --> 00:21:20,794 Greg, do you think we can figure this out? 442 00:21:20,798 --> 00:21:22,429 You wanna transfer now? 443 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:24,230 - Um... - It's 40k. 444 00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:29,503 Oh, no, no, um, I think this is, uh, like a gift situation. 445 00:21:29,507 --> 00:21:33,707 Hey, Ken! Hey, Ken. Are you buying this? 446 00:21:34,411 --> 00:21:36,542 - What? - Are you buying him this? 447 00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,544 What? The... The watch? No. 448 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,415 No, I just said I'd hook you up, dude. 449 00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:45,117 What is that look? Don't get weird on me. 450 00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:46,987 I'm not your fucking sugar daddy. 451 00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,621 Cheapskate. 452 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:51,624 No, that's... that's all good. I... I... I mean, it's 40... 453 00:21:51,628 --> 00:21:52,925 I'm not buying him a fucking watch. 454 00:21:52,929 --> 00:21:54,593 What the fuck is he talking about? 455 00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:56,195 No, I can't. I'm gonna need to give it back. 456 00:21:56,199 --> 00:21:57,463 - It's not a good time. - No, no, no, no. 457 00:21:57,467 --> 00:21:59,398 - It has your patina now. - No, I don't have patina. 458 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:00,864 - We agreed. - No, I shower. 459 00:22:00,869 --> 00:22:04,536 Shit, she... she did me again tonight. Hey, hey, Comfry! 460 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:07,004 Sophie Iwobi did me again tonight. 461 00:22:07,008 --> 00:22:10,041 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Yeah. 462 00:22:10,045 --> 00:22:12,510 - What? - She did a segment. 463 00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:14,412 - Oh, shit. - Should we do this tomorrow? 464 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,947 - Maybe I could... - "Oedipussy 2". 465 00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,982 - I can get you some bullet points. - It looks like she tore me one. 466 00:22:17,986 --> 00:22:20,086 Come on, fuck that. We gotta... We gotta watch this. 467 00:22:23,225 --> 00:22:24,324 Hey, guys. 468 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:27,359 Guys, I'm gonna put on Sophie Iwobi. 469 00:22:27,363 --> 00:22:29,361 Looks like she... she tore me one. 470 00:22:29,365 --> 00:22:31,496 Hey, hey, come on, we... we should watch this, 471 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,664 it'll be fun, here it is. 472 00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:35,199 So, let's turn for a moment to Kendall Roy. 473 00:22:35,203 --> 00:22:37,201 - Woo-hoo! - My favorite white man. 474 00:22:37,205 --> 00:22:38,436 Snitchy Rich. 475 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,571 Or as you may know him, "a jar of mayonnaise 476 00:22:40,575 --> 00:22:43,206 - in a Prada suit". - Ha! Okay. 477 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:45,642 Roy tweeted earlier today... 478 00:22:45,646 --> 00:22:47,446 It's okay, you can laugh. 479 00:22:49,116 --> 00:22:51,047 - The fuck is he talking about? - Amen. 480 00:22:51,051 --> 00:22:53,617 That's like your dog saying, "Hey, guys, guys, guys, 481 00:22:53,621 --> 00:22:55,486 we have to punish whoever ate coffee grinds 482 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:58,321 out of the trash and then shit on the sofa". 483 00:22:58,325 --> 00:23:00,591 Hashtag Sofa Justice. 484 00:23:00,595 --> 00:23:02,993 - That's great. - Actual progressives 485 00:23:02,997 --> 00:23:05,896 have been embracing this dude. Why? 486 00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:09,331 This is the guy who told Congress like a month ago 487 00:23:09,336 --> 00:23:12,035 that the investigation into his father 488 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,270 was a witch hunt. 489 00:23:13,274 --> 00:23:15,638 And he's also the fail-bro 490 00:23:15,642 --> 00:23:16,873 who once posed in this photo... 491 00:23:16,877 --> 00:23:18,674 - Oh, shit. - ... flashing gang signs 492 00:23:18,678 --> 00:23:20,242 outside of Jean-Georges. 493 00:23:20,246 --> 00:23:22,478 - Okay, that is such a reach. You were being tongue-in-cheek. - Yeah. 494 00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:24,146 She fucking loves me. 495 00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:26,148 - She loves me. - See, the problem is Kendall Roy suffers from a severe case... 496 00:23:26,152 --> 00:23:28,684 - This is love, it's all love. - ... of what doctors call Caucasian Rich Brain. 497 00:23:28,688 --> 00:23:29,886 Oh! 498 00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:32,021 What happens is genetically inherited wealth 499 00:23:32,025 --> 00:23:34,490 and whiteness cause neural pathways in the brain 500 00:23:34,494 --> 00:23:37,293 to constrict and make the patient believe he's woke, 501 00:23:37,297 --> 00:23:39,361 when he's just a total fucking jackass. 502 00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:44,366 - I feel like I should go on. - Fuck Kendall Roy. Thank you. 503 00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:46,502 - What do you think? Can you touch base? I should go on. - I think we should talk to Berry 504 00:23:46,506 --> 00:23:47,937 'cause there's a couple ways to counter backlash, 505 00:23:47,941 --> 00:23:50,439 - and it might not be the best... - Backlash? This is, like... 506 00:23:50,443 --> 00:23:52,707 - This is not... - This is being in the conversation. 507 00:23:52,711 --> 00:23:54,878 - Yeah. - This is fucking great. 508 00:23:55,648 --> 00:23:57,314 - This is great. - Yeah. 509 00:23:59,217 --> 00:24:00,849 Hey. 510 00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,217 - Shivy! - Oh, hi. 511 00:24:03,221 --> 00:24:04,686 - Hey. - How was your guy? 512 00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:06,755 - Did you see him? - Yup. 513 00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:09,023 Yeah. When I got in... 514 00:24:09,027 --> 00:24:12,226 uh, Mondale had eaten some of your pantyhose 515 00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:13,962 and I had to pull 'em out of his ass. 516 00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:16,030 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 517 00:24:16,034 --> 00:24:19,100 You shouldn't leave them lying around the floor, Siobhan. 518 00:24:19,105 --> 00:24:20,872 Not once the help have gone. 519 00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:24,839 Yeah, I... You okay? 520 00:24:24,843 --> 00:24:28,377 Mondale's not well. Mondale's unsettled. 521 00:24:30,915 --> 00:24:33,749 Is, uh, Kendall coming into Waystar? 522 00:24:34,552 --> 00:24:36,652 I don't think so. Uh... 523 00:24:38,122 --> 00:24:39,587 How... How was your guy? 524 00:24:39,591 --> 00:24:41,256 - How was my guy? - Mm-hmm. 525 00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:43,459 Well, um... 526 00:24:44,729 --> 00:24:46,593 Well... 527 00:24:46,598 --> 00:24:49,062 Yeah, we... I outlined what might have happened 528 00:24:49,066 --> 00:24:51,164 to a theoretical John Doe, 529 00:24:51,168 --> 00:24:53,166 - divisional head. - Mm-hmm. 530 00:24:53,170 --> 00:24:56,036 And, you know, we talked about... 531 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,871 if what comes out does come out 532 00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:00,575 in terms of the investigation, and he said... 533 00:25:02,946 --> 00:25:04,811 "It's very difficult to see a world 534 00:25:04,815 --> 00:25:07,682 in which this John Doe doesn't go to jail". 535 00:25:08,619 --> 00:25:11,953 - So... - Right. Fuck. 536 00:25:15,559 --> 00:25:18,326 - Tom, it'll be okay. - Um... 537 00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:21,863 And what evidence do you have for that? 538 00:25:22,465 --> 00:25:25,199 I'm curious. 539 00:25:25,836 --> 00:25:28,770 Tom, oh, honey? 540 00:25:30,007 --> 00:25:32,105 I did have one dumb idea. 541 00:25:33,007 --> 00:25:34,071 Mm-hmm? 542 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:36,675 Yeah. I was thinking, you know, maybe... 543 00:25:36,679 --> 00:25:39,745 maybe it would be good to get out in front of it. 544 00:25:39,749 --> 00:25:43,617 If prison is likely, could I find any... 545 00:25:44,587 --> 00:25:46,319 benefit in that, you know? 546 00:25:47,823 --> 00:25:50,624 - You mean cooperate? - No, not with DOJ. 547 00:25:51,494 --> 00:25:52,593 Your dad. 548 00:25:53,496 --> 00:25:55,794 I go to your dad and I... I... 549 00:25:55,799 --> 00:25:58,366 offer myself up as the beating post. 550 00:25:59,569 --> 00:26:02,870 Uh... No, honey. You can't. 551 00:26:04,072 --> 00:26:05,602 No. 552 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,774 - Honey, you're drunk. - Mm. 553 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:16,248 But it is smart. 554 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,852 Yeah, it's, uh, kind of a... 555 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:22,753 a win from a no-win. 556 00:26:22,757 --> 00:26:25,157 - You think? - Yeah. I mean, it's punchy. 557 00:26:26,661 --> 00:26:27,858 I mean... 558 00:26:27,862 --> 00:26:31,261 you know, it's very likely that no one goes to prison. 559 00:26:31,265 --> 00:26:33,363 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - And... 560 00:26:33,367 --> 00:26:37,670 either way, you bank gold with my dad. 561 00:26:38,239 --> 00:26:41,172 The offer is kinda... genius. 562 00:26:44,778 --> 00:26:46,910 All being well, you know, with a fair wind, I could 563 00:26:46,914 --> 00:26:49,214 - be done in less than a year. - Mm-hmm. 564 00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:54,050 But no. You can't, Tom. 565 00:26:54,054 --> 00:26:56,720 Jesus. Everyone is doing fucking somersaults for him 566 00:26:56,724 --> 00:26:57,889 right now. 567 00:27:06,466 --> 00:27:09,298 guy who told Congress like a month ago 568 00:27:09,302 --> 00:27:11,935 that the investigation into his father 569 00:27:11,939 --> 00:27:13,402 was a witch hunt. 570 00:27:13,406 --> 00:27:17,206 And he's also the fail-bro who once posed in this photo 571 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:20,077 flashing gang signs outside of Jean-Georges. 572 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,245 Poor Kenny. 573 00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:24,380 See, the problem is, Kendall Roy suffers 574 00:27:24,384 --> 00:27:27,016 from a severe case of what doctors call 575 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,754 Caucasian Rich Brain. 576 00:27:31,291 --> 00:27:35,358 - Hey. - Hey, Jess. I'm going in. 577 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:38,194 - Uh... Okay. To the office? - Okay? Yeah. 578 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,828 - When? - Now. 579 00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:41,030 But you said... 580 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:42,798 Yeah, I said... That was a false thought. 581 00:27:42,802 --> 00:27:44,400 Uh... Just make sure my office is ready. 582 00:27:44,404 --> 00:27:46,003 I'll ping you before I arrive. 583 00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:49,306 Good? Good? Great. 584 00:27:49,976 --> 00:27:51,041 Greg. 585 00:27:51,678 --> 00:27:53,377 Yo. Hey, I'm going in. 586 00:27:54,647 --> 00:27:56,677 Yeah, I might wanna roll deep, so, uh... 587 00:27:57,784 --> 00:27:59,682 just keep it on the down-low, okay? 588 00:27:59,686 --> 00:28:01,416 I wanna see the shockwaves. 589 00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:03,385 November just around the corner, very important election... 590 00:28:03,389 --> 00:28:05,620 - Hi. - ... with Michelle-Anne... 591 00:28:05,624 --> 00:28:08,292 - Shouldn't be too long now. - Uh-huh. 592 00:28:13,332 --> 00:28:16,167 Yeah, because I've... I've been, uh... I've been... 593 00:28:17,503 --> 00:28:20,670 I've been thinking, um, about what it is that you... 594 00:28:21,573 --> 00:28:23,437 you might really need right now... 595 00:28:23,441 --> 00:28:27,010 and, um... and how I can help. 596 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,577 - Mm-hmm? - Yeah. 597 00:28:29,581 --> 00:28:32,615 Yeah, because, you know, if, uh... if things go... 598 00:28:33,351 --> 00:28:35,316 how they could go... 599 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,221 maybe there's no repercussions, but if not... 600 00:28:39,257 --> 00:28:41,789 there'll probably be a cash number. 601 00:28:41,793 --> 00:28:45,292 And there will probably need to be a face or two 602 00:28:45,296 --> 00:28:47,697 behind bars, right? 603 00:28:50,768 --> 00:28:53,567 - What's your angle, Tom? - No. None. 604 00:28:53,571 --> 00:28:56,270 None, just... just, uh... 605 00:28:56,274 --> 00:29:00,543 I'm probably in the firing line. And I just wanted you to know... 606 00:29:01,946 --> 00:29:03,713 if you need to strategize... 607 00:29:04,982 --> 00:29:06,482 I can be that guy. 608 00:29:07,619 --> 00:29:10,085 I'll... I'll step up and go down. 609 00:29:15,192 --> 00:29:16,259 That's it? 610 00:29:17,694 --> 00:29:19,461 - You don't mind? - Nope. 611 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:23,798 No, that's just there. If you need it. 612 00:29:25,302 --> 00:29:27,800 I won't wriggle. 613 00:29:27,805 --> 00:29:31,205 Just clonk the trout on the head and put it in your pouch. 614 00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:34,345 It won't come to that. 615 00:29:36,012 --> 00:29:37,078 But... 616 00:29:39,349 --> 00:29:42,284 thank you, Tom. Thank you. 617 00:29:44,388 --> 00:29:45,585 Not a problem. 618 00:29:45,589 --> 00:29:47,052 helping us to get our message out 619 00:29:47,056 --> 00:29:49,021 to Latino voters, who've really come around 620 00:29:49,025 --> 00:29:50,490 to the President's message 621 00:29:50,494 --> 00:29:51,690 and, you know, 622 00:29:51,694 --> 00:29:53,893 we saw Boyer on your program a few nights ago. 623 00:29:55,731 --> 00:29:58,230 Absolutely. Very much with the president, so... 624 00:30:21,557 --> 00:30:23,654 Bergman, Hendon, and Weiss. 625 00:30:23,659 --> 00:30:27,159 Uh... Hello. Uh... Hi. Uh... I was given your number 626 00:30:27,164 --> 00:30:30,727 by a friend of mine and I... I was wanting to, um... 627 00:30:30,732 --> 00:30:31,963 I would like to... 628 00:30:31,967 --> 00:30:34,866 schedule an appointment with Rex Hendon. 629 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:36,434 This is for a consultation? 630 00:30:36,438 --> 00:30:38,369 Uh-huh. That's right. 631 00:30:38,373 --> 00:30:40,340 Excuse me, can you hold the line one second? 632 00:30:42,211 --> 00:30:43,607 Greg, talk fast. What is it? 633 00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:45,009 - Hey, so... so... - I'm busy. 634 00:30:45,013 --> 00:30:47,713 I have something that you guys might wanna know. 635 00:30:53,188 --> 00:30:58,055 - Hey! How you doin'? - Great. Are you... 636 00:30:58,059 --> 00:31:00,090 - What are you doing down here? - Mark, isn't he just 637 00:31:00,094 --> 00:31:02,125 - the fucking greatest? - Sure, yeah. 638 00:31:02,129 --> 00:31:04,261 As ever. Great to have you contribute. 639 00:31:04,265 --> 00:31:07,130 Could we do five on what we need to do here? 640 00:31:07,134 --> 00:31:08,300 Sure. 641 00:31:09,838 --> 00:31:13,571 So, how are things? Look at you, the tough guy. 642 00:31:13,575 --> 00:31:15,873 You wouldn't even take service of a subpoena, right? 643 00:31:15,877 --> 00:31:18,874 Yeah, my son stands up, waves his dick in the air, 644 00:31:18,879 --> 00:31:21,177 and the rest of the world is meant to rearrange itself 645 00:31:21,182 --> 00:31:24,482 according to his liking? I don't think so, right? 646 00:31:24,486 --> 00:31:26,882 I see. But are you gonna get more cooperative... 647 00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,286 - Oh! It's a witch hunt. - ... now that you've set the table? 648 00:31:29,290 --> 00:31:31,486 The prosecutors are gonna regret any time 649 00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:33,224 or money they spend on it. 650 00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:39,295 - What does the old man think? - Not fucking much. 651 00:31:41,435 --> 00:31:42,799 No, he's got... he's got poll numbers 652 00:31:42,803 --> 00:31:45,034 dancing in front of his eyes morning, noon, and night. 653 00:31:45,038 --> 00:31:48,170 So, someone shits in Wisconsin, 654 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:50,607 he's worried it'll float down the Mississippi 655 00:31:50,611 --> 00:31:52,475 and hurt his numbers in Iowa. 656 00:31:52,479 --> 00:31:54,846 Relax. We've got his back. 657 00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:56,681 Yeah, well... 658 00:31:57,918 --> 00:32:00,385 That's great. I guess... 659 00:32:02,122 --> 00:32:03,386 you know, when this thing broke, 660 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:06,722 the whole thing was, "Logan Roy is going down". 661 00:32:06,726 --> 00:32:09,090 But then you got this thing, some of our folks are like, 662 00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:10,426 "There's no way Roy is going down. 663 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:11,927 The President's gonna protect him, 664 00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:13,829 the system is broken". 665 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,931 People have no idea. 666 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,368 They have these paranoid fantasies. 667 00:32:19,305 --> 00:32:20,338 Yeah. 668 00:32:21,641 --> 00:32:24,873 I don't want you to do anything. 669 00:32:24,877 --> 00:32:28,946 - Right. - What I want is... is nothing. 670 00:32:29,549 --> 00:32:31,046 Normal consideration, 671 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,982 not to become the focus of some bullshit. 672 00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:35,851 - Right. - Not favors. 673 00:32:35,855 --> 00:32:38,889 - Right. - Right, right, right, right, right... 674 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,355 What? 675 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:45,259 The fact is, I don't want anything from anyone. 676 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:48,563 That's not the way I operate. But I would like to know 677 00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:52,834 that no one's gonna shit their pants if I hang tough. 678 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:55,035 Facebook is full of photos of you and the boss 679 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,104 at CPAC and Davos. 680 00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:59,442 All the nice things you've said about each other? 681 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,812 It hits a demographic we have to worry about. 682 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,281 If that raisin hangs me out to dry, 683 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:09,786 I'm quite willing to do the same to him. 684 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:13,087 Well, if we're gonna be real... 685 00:33:13,091 --> 00:33:15,122 maybe the President has not been feeling 686 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:17,524 like your coverage has been very helpful 687 00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,126 or truthful lately. 688 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:21,463 It could get a lot fucking worse. 689 00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:27,236 We have the same interest here. 690 00:33:29,773 --> 00:33:33,707 Can you lower the temperature? And I'll see what I can do. 691 00:33:33,711 --> 00:33:37,646 Sure. That's all I need. 692 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,547 Excuse me. 693 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:44,418 So, we asked everyone to submit concerns and questions 694 00:33:44,422 --> 00:33:46,620 anonymously via the Intranet... 695 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:48,985 which has some drawbacks, as you know, 696 00:33:48,990 --> 00:33:51,023 and we wanted you to be aware, Shiv, 697 00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:53,024 if you're gonna be up there. So, we plan to put these 698 00:33:53,028 --> 00:33:55,293 - on, um, a screen. - What are they asking? 699 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,930 Well, uh, the general tenor is, 700 00:33:57,934 --> 00:34:00,833 "What the hell's happening here?" Uh... 701 00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:04,735 A lot of those. Uh... Also, "I'm embarrassed to say 702 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:07,139 to my mother I work at Waystar. Any advice?" 703 00:34:07,144 --> 00:34:09,207 - Yeah, fuck your mother. - "Please tell us anything at all 704 00:34:09,211 --> 00:34:10,675 about what is happening here". 705 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,845 Oh, my God, did they write these questions in crayon? 706 00:34:12,849 --> 00:34:14,213 I mean, I have my speech all set. 707 00:34:14,217 --> 00:34:15,848 Do we even really need to have questions? 708 00:34:15,852 --> 00:34:18,918 Well, we did say we wanted to answer questions, 709 00:34:18,922 --> 00:34:19,952 - so... - Yeah. 710 00:34:19,956 --> 00:34:22,254 Okay, well, Dad can't see this one, 711 00:34:22,259 --> 00:34:23,425 or this one. 712 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,390 Oh, fuck, no. 713 00:34:25,394 --> 00:34:27,159 - This'll make him shit his Pop-Tarts. - No, no. 714 00:34:27,163 --> 00:34:29,261 - I think there's, like, three here we can use. - Okay. 715 00:34:29,265 --> 00:34:31,063 - Three is all we need. - This is just fucking rude. 716 00:34:31,067 --> 00:34:32,464 I mean, it's not even really a question. 717 00:34:32,468 --> 00:34:34,299 I mean, I don't think people should even be thinking this 718 00:34:34,303 --> 00:34:35,367 - that work here. - You're right. 719 00:34:35,371 --> 00:34:36,569 Can we get different questions? 720 00:34:36,573 --> 00:34:37,970 - Like, less questiony questions? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. 721 00:34:37,974 --> 00:34:39,271 'Cause these are just fucking horrible. 722 00:34:39,275 --> 00:34:40,940 - We can. - Okay, well, Hugo and I 723 00:34:40,944 --> 00:34:42,708 - did prepare a set of questions... - Something else. 724 00:34:42,712 --> 00:34:44,142 that are more of the sort of things 725 00:34:44,146 --> 00:34:45,978 that people would actually wanna know. 726 00:34:45,982 --> 00:34:47,245 - Yeah. I mean... - Great. 727 00:34:47,249 --> 00:34:50,549 these, we feel, are people's real questions, okay? 728 00:34:50,553 --> 00:34:52,718 We've got a problem. Logan wants to see you 729 00:34:52,722 --> 00:34:54,654 - in his office. - Now? 730 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,491 - Hello? - Lisa. 731 00:34:59,495 --> 00:35:01,826 Lisa! The Regal Legal Eagle. 732 00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:05,063 Kendall, I hear you're going in. What the fuck? 733 00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:07,566 Yeah, I can't let him dominate the battle space, Lisa. 734 00:35:07,570 --> 00:35:10,702 My sister's making moves, I can't just watch it happen. 735 00:35:10,706 --> 00:35:12,870 What... What... What... What's the story on my immunity? 736 00:35:12,874 --> 00:35:15,807 I'm figuring out a "Queen for a Day" situation, Kendall. 737 00:35:15,811 --> 00:35:18,042 - I have to have control here. - Yeah, but we're losing the momentum. 738 00:35:18,046 --> 00:35:19,377 Can we get a raid? What about a raid? 739 00:35:19,381 --> 00:35:21,511 - Can we get a raid? - We can't "get" anything. 740 00:35:21,516 --> 00:35:25,716 No, sure, but really? I mean, we hit the right buttons. 741 00:35:25,721 --> 00:35:28,452 "Has the government gone soft-cock on Big Corp?" 742 00:35:28,456 --> 00:35:31,756 I'll call you in 40, Lisa. You're the boss here. Bye. 743 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,526 And let's commit to Iwobi. Yeah? Let's do it. Reach out. 744 00:35:35,530 --> 00:35:37,662 Call Noah and get me some jokes. 745 00:35:37,666 --> 00:35:39,697 Not jokes. Like, funny as fuck shit, 746 00:35:39,701 --> 00:35:42,199 but not in a stupid jokey way. 747 00:35:42,203 --> 00:35:45,202 - Is it true? He's on his way? - Fucking rat. 748 00:35:45,206 --> 00:35:47,739 I'm gonna jam a Montblanc down his fucking throat. 749 00:35:47,743 --> 00:35:49,741 - He'll eat up any drama, Dad. - Kerry! 750 00:35:49,745 --> 00:35:52,309 Look, why don't we just let him come on in and ignore him? 751 00:35:52,313 --> 00:35:54,278 Get us Colin, get us building services. 752 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,347 If he comes for me, I want him fucking cuffed. 753 00:35:56,351 --> 00:35:57,948 - Okay. - He's fired! 754 00:35:57,952 --> 00:36:01,685 HR is discussing him stepping down from his duties. 755 00:36:01,689 --> 00:36:04,655 But firing, you would be handing DOJ a gas can. 756 00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,556 - Yeah. - It would be a PR disaster. 757 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,125 Want me to get outside counsel on the line? 758 00:36:08,129 --> 00:36:09,425 Front desk says he's pulling up. 759 00:36:09,429 --> 00:36:10,727 I don't want people seeing him. 760 00:36:10,731 --> 00:36:12,665 - Keep him the fuck out! - Okay. 761 00:36:22,609 --> 00:36:23,809 How are you? 762 00:36:26,113 --> 00:36:29,712 - Sir, I'm... I'm sorry. - Yeah. 763 00:36:29,716 --> 00:36:32,784 Just... Your key card has expired. 764 00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:36,518 Expired? That's weird. 765 00:36:36,522 --> 00:36:39,519 Hi, Kendall. Uh... Bit of a crazy morning here. 766 00:36:39,524 --> 00:36:41,223 - Oh, is it? - If you like, we could head over 767 00:36:41,227 --> 00:36:43,358 to 43 North and I can fill you in. 768 00:36:43,362 --> 00:36:44,960 Might be a little bit more comfortable there. 769 00:36:44,964 --> 00:36:46,896 Yeah, not going to the satellite office, thanks. 770 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:49,763 Uh... My card doesn't work, so I'm just gonna 771 00:36:49,768 --> 00:36:51,432 hurdle the gates and have Remi film it. 772 00:36:51,437 --> 00:36:53,502 What? No, who's... How about we go up with you? 773 00:36:53,506 --> 00:36:54,804 We go up together? We'll swipe you in. 774 00:36:54,808 --> 00:36:56,538 You guys wanna sync up? 'Cause they... they... 775 00:36:56,542 --> 00:36:58,440 - He can't go up. - No, he can go up. 776 00:36:58,444 --> 00:36:59,975 They've told us he can't go up. 777 00:36:59,979 --> 00:37:02,443 - Sorry, who's "they"? - We can't authorize that. 778 00:37:02,447 --> 00:37:05,313 I can authorize that. I am authorizing that. 779 00:37:05,317 --> 00:37:08,482 We probably can't keep him out of the town hall, correct? 780 00:37:08,486 --> 00:37:10,685 You can discourage him from attending 781 00:37:10,689 --> 00:37:11,986 in light of his position. 782 00:37:11,990 --> 00:37:14,386 Can we discourage him with a taser shot 783 00:37:14,391 --> 00:37:16,957 directly to his peni or scrummage sacking? 784 00:37:16,962 --> 00:37:18,292 He's headed for the freight. 785 00:37:18,296 --> 00:37:20,695 Fine. Bring him up in the dumbwaiter 786 00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,731 like a fucking hamburger. 787 00:37:22,735 --> 00:37:25,233 - All right, what's up, bro? - Hey. 788 00:37:25,237 --> 00:37:28,069 - Doing the heavy lifting? - Yeah. 789 00:37:28,073 --> 00:37:30,438 - Is he there? - I don't see him yet. 790 00:37:30,442 --> 00:37:34,708 - With his stupid walk. - Tom, get Sam and Ray and IT, 791 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:37,646 and make sure he doesn't get fucking cute with IT. 792 00:37:41,452 --> 00:37:42,651 Hey, man. 793 00:37:48,692 --> 00:37:50,257 Good to see you, man. Hey, man. 794 00:37:50,261 --> 00:37:53,426 Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 795 00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:56,363 - Kinda weird, right? - It's pretty weird. 796 00:37:56,367 --> 00:37:58,198 - But, you know, yeah. - How's it going? 797 00:37:58,202 --> 00:38:00,433 Yeah, life goes on, you know, yeah. 798 00:38:00,437 --> 00:38:01,534 - Buddhists? - Hmm. 799 00:38:01,538 --> 00:38:04,437 Nice. Life does go on. 800 00:38:04,441 --> 00:38:08,242 So... So, what's going on back there in my dad's office? 801 00:38:08,246 --> 00:38:11,112 He got any back-channel White House contacts in there or what? 802 00:38:13,884 --> 00:38:16,650 - I'm joking. You can't tell me that. - Right. Right, right. 803 00:38:16,654 --> 00:38:19,220 And do you have an immunity deal with DOJ? 804 00:38:20,223 --> 00:38:22,489 Do you? 805 00:38:22,493 --> 00:38:24,524 It's good we can kid around 806 00:38:24,528 --> 00:38:25,761 - like this. - Yeah. 807 00:38:26,897 --> 00:38:30,463 But look, man. You're actually in a difficult spot. 808 00:38:30,467 --> 00:38:33,232 You know, it's... it's no fun being the last fucking eunuch 809 00:38:33,236 --> 00:38:34,436 in the forbidden city. 810 00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:36,271 I'm doing fine. 811 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,174 Well... 812 00:38:40,177 --> 00:38:41,708 I like you. 813 00:38:41,713 --> 00:38:43,680 And I have no beef with you, Tom. 814 00:38:46,883 --> 00:38:49,383 Another life is possible, brother. 815 00:38:51,554 --> 00:38:55,788 He's trying to kiss or nibble Tom. 816 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:56,988 Let's just not turn this 817 00:38:56,993 --> 00:38:59,060 into the Invasion of Normandy, okay? 818 00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:08,069 Okay. Okay. Locked out? 819 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,106 Does it feel cold to you in here? 820 00:39:12,843 --> 00:39:14,943 - Right? - It... Is it? 821 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:24,316 You gotta be kidding me. 822 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,219 Yeah. Yeah, they've... they've... they've hacked my AC. 823 00:39:27,223 --> 00:39:31,156 I think... I think, this is, uh, 68? You like it? 824 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,494 Sixty-eight? This isn't 68. No fucking way, this is like... 825 00:39:35,097 --> 00:39:37,729 sixty-five, sixty-two. 826 00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:39,366 Definitely feels a little cool. 827 00:39:40,469 --> 00:39:42,567 - Okay, Remi. - Yeah? 828 00:39:42,571 --> 00:39:45,904 I'm airdropping you a little shopping list. 829 00:39:45,908 --> 00:39:48,306 - You gonna come back stat? - I can do that. 830 00:39:48,310 --> 00:39:49,908 What time does the town hall start? 831 00:39:49,912 --> 00:39:53,346 - Um... Two o'clock. Yeah. - Two o'clock? Okay. 832 00:39:56,584 --> 00:39:57,616 Yeah? 833 00:40:02,924 --> 00:40:03,990 What? 834 00:40:04,993 --> 00:40:06,158 Just checking in. 835 00:40:09,998 --> 00:40:11,630 Okay? Yeah, I'm just... 836 00:40:19,007 --> 00:40:20,239 I know you. 837 00:40:34,454 --> 00:40:37,522 - So, if you're ready. - Will my dad be there, 838 00:40:38,558 --> 00:40:40,256 undermining my authority? 839 00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:43,059 He'll be nearby, emphasizing your authority. 840 00:40:43,063 --> 00:40:45,261 The live feed will be streaming through the whole building 841 00:40:45,265 --> 00:40:47,630 and to all major offices globally. 842 00:40:47,634 --> 00:40:50,699 And anything you need, I'll be here. 843 00:40:50,703 --> 00:40:52,468 Congratulations, by the way. 844 00:40:52,472 --> 00:40:55,171 I was always pushing for you to be brought in, 845 00:40:55,175 --> 00:40:56,574 in my own little way. 846 00:41:00,112 --> 00:41:03,178 And now, please welcome our new Domestic President, 847 00:41:03,182 --> 00:41:04,413 Siobhan Roy. 848 00:41:10,489 --> 00:41:13,357 Thank you all. Thank you. Thank you, Karolina. 849 00:41:14,626 --> 00:41:17,027 Okay, so I will keep this straightforward. 850 00:41:18,097 --> 00:41:20,829 A senior executive at Waystar, 851 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:23,865 who also happens to be a senior brother of mine, 852 00:41:23,869 --> 00:41:25,633 I think I can legally say that, 853 00:41:25,637 --> 00:41:28,437 has made some very serious allegations. 854 00:41:28,441 --> 00:41:31,473 And, as we take those allegations seriously, 855 00:41:31,477 --> 00:41:33,008 there is, you'll understand, a fair amount 856 00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,977 that we can't talk about, legally. 857 00:41:35,981 --> 00:41:38,880 However, this is still a family operation in spirit, 858 00:41:38,884 --> 00:41:40,815 and you are all a part of that family. 859 00:41:40,819 --> 00:41:46,153 So, as much as we can tell you, you know, we want to tell you. 860 00:41:46,157 --> 00:41:51,225 I'm Siobhan Roy, Waystar's new President of Domestic Operations. 861 00:41:51,229 --> 00:41:54,261 And I'm paying particular and specific attention 862 00:41:54,265 --> 00:41:55,966 to corporate responsibility. 863 00:41:57,435 --> 00:42:00,034 I know that some of you have concerns. 864 00:42:00,038 --> 00:42:03,638 And I'm here to tell you, we get it. 865 00:42:03,642 --> 00:42:06,841 If mistakes have been made historically at Cruises, 866 00:42:06,845 --> 00:42:10,042 we are going to identify them, and implement... 867 00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:15,983 What's more, uh, personal accountability 868 00:42:15,987 --> 00:42:17,784 is one of the four core... 869 00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:21,454 - Hugo? - Yeah. Yeah. 870 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:22,589 - We got that. - Yeah. 871 00:42:22,593 --> 00:42:24,525 Thank you. Uh... Some people might think 872 00:42:24,529 --> 00:42:26,393 this issue is a joke, but we assure you, 873 00:42:26,397 --> 00:42:28,294 we take it very seriously. Just... Thank you. 874 00:42:28,298 --> 00:42:29,963 Go and find out what the fuck is going on. 875 00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:33,598 So, we are going to ensure that those who engaged in any actions 876 00:42:33,603 --> 00:42:35,167 that went beyond mere mistakes... 877 00:42:35,172 --> 00:42:39,506 to more purpose... purposeful... uh... 878 00:42:45,049 --> 00:42:47,680 I assure you, we take this issue very seriously, 879 00:42:47,684 --> 00:42:50,816 even if someone here does not. 880 00:43:00,964 --> 00:43:03,162 Uh... 881 00:43:52,347 --> 00:43:54,681 Sorry, Pinky. 882 00:43:56,485 --> 00:43:58,584 Now do you see? Huh? 883 00:44:08,329 --> 00:44:09,860 - Hey, Ken. - Hey. 884 00:44:18,673 --> 00:44:19,772 Thanks. 885 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,175 Are we close? What time is it? 886 00:44:25,179 --> 00:44:27,244 Oh, what time is it? Oh, it's, uh... 887 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:28,645 it's like the 18th century or something, 888 00:44:28,649 --> 00:44:31,515 - when watches didn't work. - Doesn't work? 889 00:44:31,519 --> 00:44:33,252 - No. - Why did you get it? 890 00:44:34,121 --> 00:44:37,754 Why did I get it? You encouraged me. 891 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,322 You don't remember this? You shrugged at me 892 00:44:39,326 --> 00:44:40,657 - like it was reasonable. - This one's good. 893 00:44:40,661 --> 00:44:42,492 - Not if it doesn't work. - It's... It's fine, 894 00:44:42,496 --> 00:44:44,461 it's okay. I... I'm a humble custodian now. 895 00:44:44,465 --> 00:44:45,895 A piece like this will often have to go 896 00:44:45,899 --> 00:44:47,230 to Switzerland for six months. 897 00:44:47,234 --> 00:44:49,399 So, I have this funny bit about how for the special 898 00:44:49,403 --> 00:44:50,567 - committee of the board... - Hmm. 899 00:44:50,571 --> 00:44:52,235 and the... the white shoe firm that will handle 900 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,271 the investigation, how my dad's putting pressure 901 00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,773 to hire a firm that will help them cover up. 902 00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,208 - Do you hear anything? - Yeah. 903 00:44:58,212 --> 00:44:59,476 - Really? - Yeah. 904 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,943 - I don't think its broken. - ... Cover Up... 905 00:45:00,947 --> 00:45:02,411 - Cover Up "R" Us. - Hmm. 906 00:45:02,415 --> 00:45:03,646 Like Toys "R" Us. 907 00:45:03,650 --> 00:45:05,381 - "Cover up our ass". - Yeah. 908 00:45:05,385 --> 00:45:06,916 No? 909 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,084 - I don't know. - No? 910 00:45:08,088 --> 00:45:11,220 But I think that the Love Boat vids are good. 911 00:45:11,224 --> 00:45:12,288 Yeah, Love Boat... 912 00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,756 Hey, uh, because we pushed taping for you, 913 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,024 we're still filling up the audience, 914 00:45:15,028 --> 00:45:16,358 but shouldn't be too long. 915 00:45:16,362 --> 00:45:17,960 - Cool. - Do you guys need anything? 916 00:45:17,964 --> 00:45:20,763 - We're great, thank you. - Are you okay? 917 00:45:20,767 --> 00:45:22,631 - Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. - He's just jerking off 918 00:45:22,635 --> 00:45:23,833 his invisible friend. 919 00:45:23,837 --> 00:45:26,069 - No. - Hey, so, where are the writers at? 920 00:45:26,073 --> 00:45:27,670 Um... Generally, writers and guests... 921 00:45:27,674 --> 00:45:30,239 Oh, no, generally, but I knew a guy at the Lampoon who knows Dylan. 922 00:45:30,243 --> 00:45:31,498 Can I just find him to say hi? 923 00:45:31,503 --> 00:45:33,474 I might pitch a couple of areas for the gigglebots? 924 00:45:33,478 --> 00:45:34,910 Oh, well, we don't really have time. 925 00:45:34,914 --> 00:45:37,274 - We gotta kind of get up there. - It's cool, I'll find him. 926 00:45:39,586 --> 00:45:41,650 Hey, Rome! How you doin'? 927 00:45:41,654 --> 00:45:43,085 I've just been on TV, 928 00:45:43,089 --> 00:45:46,021 waxing lyrical about me and Dad out murdering trout 929 00:45:46,025 --> 00:45:49,592 and singing sea shanties around the old marshmallow hole. 930 00:45:49,596 --> 00:45:52,394 - Have you read this thing? - Now, I talked Dad down. 931 00:45:52,398 --> 00:45:54,563 He wanted us all to appear on a talk show. 932 00:45:54,567 --> 00:45:56,064 Get the fuck outta here. 933 00:45:56,068 --> 00:45:58,634 Sitting on a couch together, I thought would be very gauche. 934 00:45:58,638 --> 00:46:02,304 So I drafted this to land and to end debate. 935 00:46:02,308 --> 00:46:05,974 - He wants us all to sign it. - Man, this is quite a rich brew. 936 00:46:05,978 --> 00:46:07,776 Well, I think a formal response 937 00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:10,278 really draws a line under it. 938 00:46:10,282 --> 00:46:12,645 I'm sure you're being asked, so this is just us 939 00:46:12,650 --> 00:46:14,081 very clearly saying that we're not a part 940 00:46:14,085 --> 00:46:17,051 - of Kendall's thing. - Mm-hmm. Uh... 941 00:46:17,055 --> 00:46:19,554 What? You would have to say it's accurate. 942 00:46:19,558 --> 00:46:21,889 Yeah, accurate like Oswald was accurate. 943 00:46:21,893 --> 00:46:24,361 I want us all to sign it for release to media tonight. 944 00:46:24,729 --> 00:46:26,630 Ooh! Um... 945 00:46:27,733 --> 00:46:30,267 I mean, it's kind of... 946 00:46:31,370 --> 00:46:33,701 It's kind of a greeting card from hell. 947 00:46:33,705 --> 00:46:34,736 What? 948 00:46:34,740 --> 00:46:37,204 It's a Times New Roman firing squad. 949 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:40,775 Yeah, it's... pretty horrible, you know. 950 00:46:40,779 --> 00:46:44,444 Well... it's all, basically verified, so... 951 00:46:44,448 --> 00:46:49,349 Well, yeah, drug addict, serial liar, absentee father. 952 00:46:49,353 --> 00:46:52,153 History of his own problematic relationships with women. 953 00:46:52,157 --> 00:46:53,254 Which of those isn't true? 954 00:46:53,258 --> 00:46:54,855 No, it's accurate, you know, 955 00:46:54,859 --> 00:46:58,490 but this would be out there. Like, forever. 956 00:46:58,495 --> 00:47:01,259 You know, PGN pulls up that photo of me with a ponytail 957 00:47:01,264 --> 00:47:03,229 any time they wanna make me look untrustworthy. 958 00:47:03,234 --> 00:47:05,699 Okay, look, Kendall is on a mission. 959 00:47:05,703 --> 00:47:08,068 And he's not going to stop unless we take his legs out. 960 00:47:08,072 --> 00:47:10,903 And did Dad want for all of us to do this? 961 00:47:10,908 --> 00:47:13,242 It's more powerful if it comes from all three of us. 962 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:17,845 - Oh, you're full of shit. Um... - What? 963 00:47:17,849 --> 00:47:20,580 - I'm... I'm not signing this. - Roman! Why not? 964 00:47:20,584 --> 00:47:24,217 Because I don't want to. It makes me feel unwell. 965 00:47:24,222 --> 00:47:26,952 He taught me how to aim my pee-pee in the toilet. 966 00:47:26,957 --> 00:47:28,721 The fuck? That's not a reason, Roman. 967 00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:31,390 Take me to reason court and fucking sue me. 968 00:47:31,394 --> 00:47:34,026 Roman, we all have to do things we don't want to sometimes. 969 00:47:34,031 --> 00:47:37,865 I... I just don't... This is not in my best interests, so, no. 970 00:47:40,369 --> 00:47:41,433 Connor? 971 00:47:41,438 --> 00:47:43,303 Well, I don't want to be a bitch, 972 00:47:43,307 --> 00:47:45,805 but my signature is valuable real estate 973 00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:47,673 and I'm not giving it away for free. 974 00:47:47,677 --> 00:47:49,976 Okay. What do you want? 975 00:47:49,980 --> 00:47:52,478 I would like some consideration. 976 00:47:52,482 --> 00:47:55,381 I would like some suck-suck on my Dicky-dick. 977 00:47:55,385 --> 00:47:57,615 - Oh, my God. - Same. 978 00:47:57,619 --> 00:47:59,818 I'm feeling brutally un-suck-sucked right now. 979 00:47:59,822 --> 00:48:01,486 You're babies! 980 00:48:01,490 --> 00:48:03,021 Take my name off, please. 981 00:48:03,025 --> 00:48:04,957 - Ooh. - Fine, I'll do it myself. 982 00:48:04,961 --> 00:48:07,125 Thanks for all the fucking help as always. 983 00:48:08,364 --> 00:48:11,129 Um... It's so good to see so many of you 984 00:48:11,133 --> 00:48:14,333 here to... tonight, uh, our amazing advertisers, 985 00:48:14,337 --> 00:48:15,834 and, you know, we'd be nothing without you, 986 00:48:15,838 --> 00:48:18,971 and I just wanna say to you all, whatever is happening 987 00:48:18,975 --> 00:48:21,240 up in the clouds, where the gods 988 00:48:21,244 --> 00:48:22,607 play a little rough and tumble, 989 00:48:22,611 --> 00:48:27,112 down here, it is very much, uh, business as usual, so... 990 00:48:27,116 --> 00:48:30,049 Here's to you. Here's to weathering the storm. 991 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:34,386 Yeah, like, that's... that's closer to the idea... 992 00:48:34,390 --> 00:48:36,421 Here they are! 993 00:48:36,425 --> 00:48:38,757 - Oh. - The geniuses at work! 994 00:48:38,761 --> 00:48:40,458 Clickety-clack, clickety-clack. 995 00:48:40,462 --> 00:48:41,726 - Okay. Hello. - Dylan. 996 00:48:41,730 --> 00:48:43,928 - Yeah? - Yeah, hey, I... I knew Pat at the Lampoon. 997 00:48:43,932 --> 00:48:45,295 - Oh, okay. - He says you're, like, 998 00:48:45,299 --> 00:48:47,063 - a super funny dude. - Oh, well... 999 00:48:47,067 --> 00:48:49,831 Yeah. No, you are. I mean, hey, I... I just wanted to drop by 1000 00:48:49,836 --> 00:48:52,468 and let you guys know you do awesome work, 1001 00:48:52,473 --> 00:48:54,538 very smart, very satirical. 1002 00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:56,273 - Cool. Thanks, man. - Yeah, yeah. 1003 00:48:56,277 --> 00:48:58,809 Hey, I just... I just... Listen, I want you guys 1004 00:48:58,813 --> 00:48:59,910 - to hit me. - Yes. 1005 00:48:59,914 --> 00:49:02,245 Just Rickles the fuck out of Oedipussy here. 1006 00:49:02,249 --> 00:49:05,081 - I can take it. - Well, it's just the show, so. 1007 00:49:05,085 --> 00:49:07,083 Yeah, yeah. It's the show. 1008 00:49:07,087 --> 00:49:08,152 - Hey. - Hey. 1009 00:49:08,157 --> 00:49:09,986 - Ken, could I grab you for a second? - These are the writers. 1010 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,488 - Hi! - Dylan, my man. 1011 00:49:11,492 --> 00:49:12,623 - Oh. - Hurt me! 1012 00:49:12,627 --> 00:49:14,560 - Fucking hurt me. - Ken! Ken! Please. 1013 00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:16,760 Jesus Christ. 1014 00:49:16,764 --> 00:49:18,128 - I'm not sure how... - What's up? 1015 00:49:18,132 --> 00:49:20,530 wide this has gone, I'm just seeing it now, but... 1016 00:49:20,534 --> 00:49:22,100 - Okay. - ... you should... 1017 00:49:26,673 --> 00:49:28,538 Whoa! Uh... Okay. 1018 00:49:28,542 --> 00:49:29,973 - Yeah. - So... 1019 00:49:32,746 --> 00:49:36,479 So, wha... wha... what do I... what do we do with this? 1020 00:49:36,483 --> 00:49:38,882 Because this is actually really sort of nothing. 1021 00:49:38,887 --> 00:49:40,320 - Well... - I think. 1022 00:49:41,488 --> 00:49:43,320 - Yeah? - Uh... 1023 00:49:43,325 --> 00:49:44,687 No, I wouldn't say it's nothing. 1024 00:49:44,691 --> 00:49:47,157 Wow, that's below the belt. 1025 00:49:47,161 --> 00:49:50,193 Is the world seeing this, or... or just... basically us? 1026 00:49:50,197 --> 00:49:52,030 - Yeah, the whole world. - Uh-huh? 1027 00:49:52,498 --> 00:49:53,594 Mm-hmm. 1028 00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:55,331 Can we ask them not to use it tonight? 1029 00:49:55,335 --> 00:49:56,798 - Will they mention it? - I think they'll... 1030 00:49:56,802 --> 00:49:59,835 - they'll probably mention it. - But they... But it's private. 1031 00:49:59,839 --> 00:50:03,074 - I feel like... - Yeah, but it's not private. 1032 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,475 - No. Okay. - No. 1033 00:50:06,479 --> 00:50:09,710 I mean, can I still go on? I feel like I still go on, 1034 00:50:09,715 --> 00:50:11,246 right? 1035 00:50:11,250 --> 00:50:13,048 Yeah, no, I think it's... 1036 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:14,384 - I think it's fine. - Yeah. 1037 00:50:14,388 --> 00:50:17,119 It's just the kind of thing where we just maybe steer away from it. 1038 00:50:17,123 --> 00:50:19,321 - Uh-huh? Uh... - You know, we... 1039 00:50:19,325 --> 00:50:22,391 Here. Um... Right, so... 1040 00:50:22,395 --> 00:50:24,126 - My concern is that it might... - Yeah. 1041 00:50:24,130 --> 00:50:26,528 It might be weird if we don't mention it. 1042 00:50:26,533 --> 00:50:28,996 Sure. Uh-huh. Absolutely. 1043 00:50:29,001 --> 00:50:32,767 Okay, good. Look, it is big of you to come here. 1044 00:50:32,771 --> 00:50:34,469 - We wanna be fair. - Totally. 1045 00:50:34,473 --> 00:50:35,570 And I'm game. 1046 00:50:35,574 --> 00:50:37,906 - Okay, that's great. - Yeah, there's just, uh, 1047 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,675 you know, a possibility, with all the legal of it 1048 00:50:40,679 --> 00:50:43,378 that I might have to bow out, but... but we're good. 1049 00:50:43,382 --> 00:50:45,115 - We're good. - Right. 1050 00:50:45,718 --> 00:50:47,415 Um... 1051 00:50:47,419 --> 00:50:49,283 We tape in 15 minutes. 1052 00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:51,217 Sure, no, and I'd help with that, obviously. 1053 00:50:51,222 --> 00:50:53,320 Right, how... how would you help with that? 1054 00:50:53,325 --> 00:50:54,823 Uh... I know people. 1055 00:50:54,827 --> 00:50:57,423 You... You're gonna what, call Jay-Z? 1056 00:50:57,428 --> 00:50:59,427 - And... And get him to do the show in 15 minutes? - Yeah. 1057 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,529 - A name. I can do that. - No, no... 1058 00:51:01,533 --> 00:51:03,097 I think you're overthinking this. 1059 00:51:03,101 --> 00:51:05,099 It's a comedy show. We're gonna... 1060 00:51:05,103 --> 00:51:06,834 We're gonna have fun and... 1061 00:51:06,838 --> 00:51:10,004 Sophie is tough, but she's fair. And... And... 1062 00:51:10,008 --> 00:51:13,441 - You're... You're a guest. - No, I know. You're right. 1063 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,643 Yeah. So, we're... we're good? 1064 00:51:15,647 --> 00:51:17,111 Okay, yeah, no, for sure. 1065 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:18,612 - Okay. - Okay. 1066 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:19,683 Great. 1067 00:52:58,681 --> 00:52:59,747 Hey! 1068 00:53:02,852 --> 00:53:04,049 Hey. 1069 00:53:04,053 --> 00:53:06,852 - What are you in for? - Uh... Me? Just... 1070 00:53:06,856 --> 00:53:10,022 running some numbers with Gerri on, you know, 1071 00:53:10,026 --> 00:53:13,058 the fucking... getting the distribution deals 1072 00:53:13,062 --> 00:53:14,793 for these... Fuck it, it's murder. 1073 00:53:14,797 --> 00:53:19,764 - Good kid. - Yeah. Uh-huh. Um... 1074 00:53:19,768 --> 00:53:22,800 But sorry about the letter or whatever, I... 1075 00:53:22,804 --> 00:53:26,704 - Keeping your nose out, huh? - Well, I don't know, I guess. 1076 00:53:26,708 --> 00:53:28,406 Smart cookie, huh? 1077 00:53:28,410 --> 00:53:30,408 Smart little fucking cookie, eh? 1078 00:53:30,412 --> 00:53:32,377 Well, you know. 1079 00:53:32,381 --> 00:53:35,079 I, uh, saw your little interview. 1080 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:37,114 Oh, right, yeah, we don't have to... 1081 00:53:37,118 --> 00:53:39,784 "Ooh! I wuv my daddy". 1082 00:53:39,788 --> 00:53:42,920 Yeah. 1083 00:53:42,924 --> 00:53:44,589 I never figured you for a faggot. 1084 00:53:44,593 --> 00:53:45,856 Oh, wow. 1085 00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:48,059 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - I know. 1086 00:53:48,063 --> 00:53:51,463 So, what's this, uh... fishing thing? 1087 00:53:52,366 --> 00:53:54,131 I don't remember. 1088 00:53:54,135 --> 00:53:56,233 Oh, yeah, that was, uh, Connor, actually. 1089 00:53:56,237 --> 00:53:59,369 Connor took me on that. But, you know... 1090 00:53:59,373 --> 00:54:02,139 single, multi-use, happy childhood memory, 1091 00:54:02,143 --> 00:54:03,542 so, yeah. 1092 00:54:05,346 --> 00:54:08,312 Oh, my God. Such sad news. Guess what? 1093 00:54:08,316 --> 00:54:09,479 We're down a guest. 1094 00:54:09,483 --> 00:54:12,549 Oedipussy has ghosted my ass. 1095 00:54:12,553 --> 00:54:16,821 Yeah, and I'm like, heartbroken, because I had so many names 1096 00:54:16,825 --> 00:54:19,824 I was going to call him. Wokestar Royco. 1097 00:54:19,828 --> 00:54:22,059 Benedickhead Arnold. 1098 00:54:22,063 --> 00:54:23,727 Paranoid Kendroid. 1099 00:54:23,731 --> 00:54:26,796 But honestly, nothing could be as brutal 1100 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,733 as the open letter his own sister released. 1101 00:54:29,737 --> 00:54:32,236 "I am deeply concerned for the wellbeing 1102 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,270 of my brother. 1103 00:54:33,274 --> 00:54:35,439 Our entire family has supported him 1104 00:54:35,443 --> 00:54:38,275 through his many attempts at rehabilitation 1105 00:54:38,279 --> 00:54:40,244 for his multiple addictions. 1106 00:54:40,248 --> 00:54:43,680 But the events of the last days have made it clear 1107 00:54:43,684 --> 00:54:46,950 that our hopes for his recovery were misplaced. 1108 00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:50,220 I've now been a direct witness to his misogynistic rants 1109 00:54:50,224 --> 00:54:53,056 and comparisons to world historical figures 1110 00:54:53,060 --> 00:54:55,125 that were suggestive of grandiose 1111 00:54:55,129 --> 00:54:56,560 and disordered thinking. 1112 00:54:56,564 --> 00:54:58,527 And I would ask that people give my brother 1113 00:54:58,531 --> 00:55:03,166 privacy and consideration during this difficult time". 1114 00:55:03,170 --> 00:55:05,835 And that's from his sister, 1115 00:55:05,839 --> 00:55:07,873 and she's the fucking nice one. 1116 00:55:14,915 --> 00:55:18,681 - The FBI is downstairs. - What? 1117 00:55:18,685 --> 00:55:20,716 - Yeah. - Tell them to fuck off. 1118 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,652 Yeah, these are the ones who don't fuck off. 1119 00:55:22,656 --> 00:55:23,887 This is a search warrant. 1120 00:55:23,891 --> 00:55:25,554 What do they do at the front desk? 1121 00:55:25,558 --> 00:55:27,190 What are we doing? They're at the gates. 1122 00:55:27,194 --> 00:55:30,459 Uh... Can we call southern district? Get Leo! Get, get, get, get, get! 1123 00:55:30,463 --> 00:55:32,060 Okay, okay, okay. 1124 00:55:32,064 --> 00:55:34,196 Can we stall 'em? Shall I call Michelle-Anne? 1125 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,365 No, I think that the Deputy Attorney General 1126 00:55:36,369 --> 00:55:38,233 got spooked by you talking to Michelle-Anne. 1127 00:55:38,237 --> 00:55:40,135 Well, what the fuck did Michelle-Anne do? 1128 00:55:40,139 --> 00:55:41,470 She's got no fucking acumen! 1129 00:55:41,474 --> 00:55:43,570 Well, I guess the Government isn't a fucking Pez dispenser. 1130 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,172 You don't push a button and something pops out 1131 00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:46,409 - the other end. - Yes, I am well aware. 1132 00:55:46,413 --> 00:55:47,943 Apparently, there's about 20 of them down there. 1133 00:55:47,947 --> 00:55:49,945 Why don't we just ask them if they can come back tomorrow? 1134 00:55:49,949 --> 00:55:52,214 Logan, they are coming up. And if you don't open the door, 1135 00:55:52,218 --> 00:55:53,516 they will kick it in. 1136 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,282 And if you don't open the filing cabinet, 1137 00:55:55,287 --> 00:55:58,420 they will pull out a crowbar. This is a show of resolve. 1138 00:55:58,425 --> 00:56:00,854 And there are cameras outside, and they do not need 1139 00:56:00,859 --> 00:56:03,124 to see the FBI meeting any resistance. 1140 00:56:03,129 --> 00:56:04,295 What do we say? 1141 00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:17,839 - Cooperate. - Oh. 1142 00:56:17,843 --> 00:56:19,541 Open up. Let them in. 1143 00:56:19,545 --> 00:56:21,175 Okay, I will call down and I'll ask to talk 1144 00:56:21,179 --> 00:56:23,144 to the lead agent, and we'll work something out. 1145 00:56:23,148 --> 00:56:24,245 Okay. 1146 00:56:24,249 --> 00:56:26,681 - We're cooperating. - We're cooperating. 1147 00:56:26,685 --> 00:56:29,686 Get the special committee. Shift the legals. 1148 00:56:31,289 --> 00:56:32,522 We're cooperating. 1149 00:56:33,792 --> 00:56:36,758 People watch our channel for so long, 1150 00:56:36,762 --> 00:56:38,625 we had to animate our logo, 1151 00:56:38,629 --> 00:56:41,495 because it was burning into people's screens. 1152 00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:43,230 I mean, that is how loyal 1153 00:56:43,234 --> 00:56:44,631 the viewers are. 1154 00:56:44,635 --> 00:56:47,033 And, you know, we will survive this whole episode, 1155 00:56:47,037 --> 00:56:49,336 because... because of our strength, 1156 00:56:49,340 --> 00:56:51,705 because of our depth of talent, 1157 00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:57,077 and because of our values, our true values. Yes? 1158 00:56:57,081 --> 00:56:59,747 The FBI is raiding... 1159 00:57:06,657 --> 00:57:08,789 Um... Guys, just a little heads-up. 1160 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,190 And this is not something 1161 00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:12,457 I want us to get out of proportion or spoil the evening, 1162 00:57:12,462 --> 00:57:15,894 but it would seem that some agents of Federal Law Enforcement 1163 00:57:15,899 --> 00:57:18,531 are raiding the premises right now. 1164 00:57:18,535 --> 00:57:21,469 So, if you see them, uh, that's what that is. 1165 00:57:25,742 --> 00:57:29,010 It's fine. It's fine. Just fucking leave it. 1166 00:57:31,882 --> 00:57:35,147 As you can see, the FBI is currently raiding 1167 00:57:35,151 --> 00:57:37,784 the Waystar headquarters in lower Manhattan 1168 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:38,984 in a further twist 1169 00:57:38,988 --> 00:57:41,888 in the ongoing Waystar Royco Cruise scandal. 1170 00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:08,175 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -