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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Mr. Roy, we'd like to move on

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to the matter of these illegal payments.

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Uh-huh. Fine.

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I mean, we've done that, but... Uh-huh.

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Specifically, your...

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first-hand knowledge of what happened.

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Yup. Yup, got it.

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What we want you to explain to us,

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based on what you saw and heard,

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is how these illegal payments
were made, were approved,

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- and by whom.
- Yup. Got it.

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What's next?

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You want to answer the question?

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I think I'm good.

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Okay, fine. Uh...

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Well, I approved
the illegal payments, because...

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I love sexual assault
and I love to cover it up.

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How... How... How's that? Is that bad?

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- Okay, we can... we can wrap up.
- That's bad?

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Come on, just...
We'll privately run the...

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the timeline at home, but yeah...

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I'm good. We're good. Right?

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Good, and yeah, just...

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- humble, straightforward...
- Hide the agenda.

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No agenda.

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Sure.

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They're government employees, I mean...

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how smart can they be?

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I'm not saying that. I'm saying
what you think I think, right?

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And... And just so we're
on the same page

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in terms of aims, for me,

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the wish list goes:

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immunity for yours truly,

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taskforce for Waystar,

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- my dad deaded.
- Well, I don't do requests

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because I'm not a DJ.

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But I hear you. Look, come in here.

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They're jigsawing all the papers.

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Hey, paper people!

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- Morning.
- Good morning.

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You know, Waystar is now cooperating,

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helpfully offering up
one billion pages of documents,

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hiring white-shoe, former DOJ types

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to conduct an internal
that looks super scrupulous,

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offering up employees for talks with DOJ

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and worker safety protocols
around Cruises.

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We can adjust, but...

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this isn't a slam dunk here.

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- Uh-huh, but...
- Mm-hmm?

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the papers, yeah?

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- I mean...
- Once you pull everything out

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that falls under other jurisdictions

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or maritime law, or is privileged,

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or is outside
the statute of limitations...

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But an FCPA angle obviates
those objections, right?

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Well, the stuff that works

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for Foreign Corrupt
Practices Act is inferential.

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Waystar was careful.

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So, you're saying
the papers are bullshit?

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I'm just saying they lack
some of the explosiveness

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it was suggested they might have.

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Well...

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I can reposition the context

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in the public arena, maybe... maybe...

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Maybe I can flip someone up the tree?

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I just feel like sometimes
we're allowing the tune

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to be played at my dad's tempo, Lisa.

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And I'm not sure why.

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I have the, quote-unquote,
best lawyer in town.

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I have the best story.

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- I have fucking receipts!
- I hear you're concerned.

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You have a big day tomorrow.

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Okay? This happens the night before.

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- Rest up, okay?
- Thank you.

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Yeah, and I... and I...

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Look, I really value
all the work you do, honestly.

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But let's try harder.

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Yeah? Let's try harder.

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Thank you.

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I miss the big boot. At least
you could hear him coming.

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Clearly fucking.

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Dad and Kerry? Please.

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Showing memes to a young
menial? Tale as old as time.

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No, he hates the close-proximity bang.

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He's still really into blowjobs, I hear.

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You just wanna give him
a blowjob, so stop projecting.

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- Hey, Romulus!
- I do.

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Looks like he wants one now.

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Mm...

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well played, the Internet.

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- Okay, um... Shiv...
- You're disgusting.

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Tom...

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Hugo.

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Okay, so, your dad

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has been drawing up
priorities for the weekend.

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He wants everyone hitting
anti-tech positions hard.

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Regulate and strangulate.

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They're getting too powerful.

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Everybody knows it.

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"Stop tech eating our lunch".

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Put in a new friend at the top,

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one who won't fire up Justice
about our, um, boring old case.

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Yeah, and maybe eat
a bellyful of humble pie

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about accidentally knocking
over their president

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and smashing him on the floor.

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Boo-hoo. It's not our fault

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the president's brain
couldn't thunk good no more.

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Go offense.

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Spread it around that
if the Raisin goes for us,

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he's, uh, politicizing the Cruises case.

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"It's so sad.

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His justice department has a grudge".

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I might have heard that the deputy AG...

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has a picture of me on her dartboard,

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which is...

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disgusting.

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We... Have... Ha...
Have we heard that? Or...

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That is the rumor that's going around.

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Yeah. Funny how
these rumors get started.

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Yeah.

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It's disgusting.

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Hey, you mind
if I jump in with you, Dad?

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Uh-oh!

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Okay, Pinkie.

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Can we go up a degree in the back?

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You okay?

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You gonna be a fucking sourpuss?

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What? No.

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No, I just... uh...

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The last time that we talked properly,

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you humiliated me
at the shareholder meeting,

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so I thought I should just check in.

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It was a long day, and I was unwell.

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Uh-huh.

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Well...

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I wanna say I'm concerned

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about who you might
endorse this weekend.

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- The vice president.
- You're scared of Dave Boyer?

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Yeah.

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Nothing's more dangerous
than a second-rate individual

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who sees his chance.

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I need to keep my spoon in the soup.

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Fine, and...

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I don't think this is the place
to let Roman be the mouthpiece.

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- He's maturing.
- Yeah, and I love him,

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but he fucked the phone call
with the Raisin,

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that's an existential risk,

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and the only solid thing
he actioned in LA, Dad,

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was the movie Dr. Honk,

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about the man who could talk to cars.

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Yeah.

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But we're walking in there
with a hundred different aims,

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and I think some nuance is required.

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I'm just glad that we still have
a company to act on behalf of,

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thanks to me.

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Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal.

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- All right, enough!
- Let's go.

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Don't touch me!

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Okay, so, if you guys go to
your left, the elevator's to the left.

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I have your room keys, and
welcome drinks start in 20 minutes.

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Wow, you can really smell the panic.

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Berlin Bunker vibes.

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It is rather pungent.

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Oh, Ms. Libtard,
how do you like spelunking

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in the elephant's asshole?

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- I'm just a corporate observer.
- Okay.

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Well, wait till the weekend's over.

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We'll get our white
cis male stank all over you.

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It's just such a thrill.

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I'm probably the biggest
Con-head in Oklahoma.

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Of course! Panhandle Pete!

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You've met Maxim Pierce?
He's my intellectual heft.

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My Beltway Buddha.

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I push him, he pushes me,
and around and around we go!

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Is it just me, or in a room
full of Timothy McVeighs,

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does Connor suddenly
look like a Roosevelt?

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Sweetie.

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It's Panhandle Pete!

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Frowny Face here wanted to stay home

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and work on her play,

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but duty calls for my leggy Mary Todd.

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Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally
just write the play on my phone.

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So, uh, how did you two meet?

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Online.

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Online.

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Hi, folks. Just for a second.

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Quiet for just a second.

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I want to thank you all for...

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being here on such short notice

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and I want to thank you

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for keeping your attendance private.

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Uh... What we do here...

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at the Future Freedom Summit

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is of the utmost importance
to our party and our country.

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I... I happen to believe

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the next president of the United States

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is somewhere in this very room.

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- He is, and he's hard as a rock.
- So...

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may God shepherd... this person.

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The health of our republic
depends on it.

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And the health of my portfolio.

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And that.

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To the republic!

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To the republic! Thank you.

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The republic!

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Ron Petkus blew
his son's archery instructor.

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True story.

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Blew his arch... Whoa!

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Um... Some guy with an undercut
just called me "soy boy".

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Oh, don't worry, Greg.

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It's a nice safe space

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where you don't have to pretend
to like Hamilton.

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Well, I like Hamilton.

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Sure, you do. We all do.

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So, what... what...
what is this, actually, here?

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This is just a nice political conference

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of like-minded donors and intellectuals.

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AKA picking the next president.

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Selecto el presidento.

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That's not... That's not
really how it works.

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Yeah, no, sure, but yeah.

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But is that, like, constitutional?

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Oh, I don't know, Greg.

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You wanna call a referee?

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Is there an ombudsman in the house?

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- Well. Here they are.
- What is an ombudsman?

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The family who lost us a presidency.

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How is he? The Raisin.

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He's out of a job in six months,

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lame in the interim,
and the GOP is in flames.

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We're all doing backflips.

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Sorry about that.

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He's got a serious condition.

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We felt the country needed to know.

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- Oh.
- So, uh, what are you hearing?

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Well, with the president out,
we need a nominee.

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So welcome to Clown Town.

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Six months to election day
and no candidate.

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Super Tuesday's gone,
ballots are already finalized.

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The delegates will choose
at the RNC, of course, but...

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I think we can all be real

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and say we need to choose here first.

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It's Boyer, right? We're going Boyer?

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Yup. Cleanest option
is the vice president.

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The party needs to be united.

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So I hope, since you started this mess,

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you can help us clear it up?

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- Dave's good. I like Dave.
- We all like Dave.

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Steady old plow horse.

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I heard his daughter
has made him go vegetarian.

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- Did you hear that?
- No.

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No. Oh, no. I think I've
seen him eat a meatball.

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Nope. Secret herbivore. Right here.

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- Boyer, it's his turn.
- Mm-hmm.

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I don't really mind
the lip-licking thing.

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No?

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- Is it bad?
- Not really. It's... It just...

259
00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:53,122
When you notice it, you definitely...

260
00:12:53,126 --> 00:12:54,356
notice it.

261
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,391
As long as he doesn't do it
much during the debates,

262
00:12:56,395 --> 00:12:57,860
we should be fine.

263
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,129
Guy must have the wettest
lips in North America.

264
00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:01,996
Yeah, it's like he's a cartoon bear

265
00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:04,265
and there's always
a picnic hamper nearby.

266
00:13:04,269 --> 00:13:05,767
Yeah, but Dave's great.

267
00:13:05,771 --> 00:13:07,168
Congratulations, by the way.

268
00:13:07,173 --> 00:13:08,504
Oh, okay.

269
00:13:08,509 --> 00:13:11,041
Uh, for what? What have I done now?

270
00:13:11,046 --> 00:13:12,346
For the wedding.

271
00:13:14,313 --> 00:13:15,877
Your mother.

272
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,746
Your mother is Caroline Collingwood, no?

273
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,381
- Yeah...
- And she's getting married, no?

274
00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:20,915
To Peter Munion?

275
00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:22,351
No. No, she's in a relationship

276
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:25,153
with a canoe-shaped
gentleman named Rory.

277
00:13:25,157 --> 00:13:26,355
Nope.

278
00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:29,025
Maybe it was somebody else,
then. Pretty su... No!

279
00:13:30,663 --> 00:13:32,427
Oh! Look at that!

280
00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:34,395
Um... You know how it is.

281
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,333
Families. Could you
forward that to me, actually?

282
00:13:38,337 --> 00:13:40,834
Thank you. I'll, uh,
see you around. Thank you.

283
00:13:40,839 --> 00:13:41,902
Okay.

284
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,704
Hey, could you excuse us
for just a moment?

285
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,939
- Certainly. Certainly.
- Thank you so much.

286
00:13:45,943 --> 00:13:48,208
Did you know about this,
you withholding bitch?

287
00:13:48,213 --> 00:13:49,911
Uh, what?

288
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,047
You know, Glyn, the, uh, Brexit pervert?

289
00:13:52,052 --> 00:13:53,581
Yeah, he just sent this to me.

290
00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:55,883
Apparently, our mother
is marrying a Peter Munion.

291
00:13:55,887 --> 00:13:58,853
- What? Who's Peter Onion?
- I don't fucking know.

292
00:13:58,857 --> 00:14:00,388
Wonder if that first-born fucker knew.

293
00:14:00,393 --> 00:14:01,921
Mm-hmm. Call him.

294
00:14:04,128 --> 00:14:05,795
Sorry, just give me a second.

295
00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:07,339
Yeah, what?

296
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,345
I'm here with Shiv.

297
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:10,519
Just wanted to let you know
new dad just dropped.

298
00:14:11,402 --> 00:14:12,499
I'm sorry, what?

299
00:14:12,504 --> 00:14:14,401
Yeah, Mommy's getting remarried, dingus!

300
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,035
- Did you know?
- Of course he didn't know.

301
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:17,169
Ken bores the shit out of Mom.

302
00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,772
What are you even talking about?

303
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,874
You mean, uh, Rory?

304
00:14:20,878 --> 00:14:23,276
Uh... No. She took
the view, "Fuck Rory".

305
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,678
Hey, Shiv, is it true?
You at the hate-fest fest?

306
00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,280
Burning books and measuring skulls

307
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,318
- down in Nuremberg, Virginia?
- Yeah.

308
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,851
What are you doing with your weekend?

309
00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:33,653
Planning to send us all to jail?
Your favorite?

310
00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:35,453
All right. Just, uh,
wanted to let you know

311
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,759
Mommy still doesn't love you.
Bye, Ken, bye.

312
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,595
Hey, man, I... I just wanted to, uh,

313
00:14:42,599 --> 00:14:44,030
broach something with you.

314
00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:45,397
Broach away, Greg.

315
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:48,702
So, yeah, look, I'm...
I'm pretty anxious. Um...

316
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,072
Ken is saying he might burn me.

317
00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:55,841
Are you threatening me?

318
00:14:55,846 --> 00:14:57,342
You can't threaten me. I'm immune.

319
00:14:57,346 --> 00:15:00,746
No, Tom, I was just
thinking about advice.

320
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:01,947
Because I'm...

321
00:15:01,951 --> 00:15:06,618
I'm obsessing over
the "prison" of it all.

322
00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:10,155
And, uh, I just need to know
how to stop thinking.

323
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,690
- Yeah.
- It's just constant.

324
00:15:11,695 --> 00:15:13,891
I tried that. Doesn't work.

325
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:18,263
No, what I'm preferring
is to always think about it.

326
00:15:18,267 --> 00:15:21,099
And then, when you don't,
for a moment, it's like,

327
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:24,904
"Ooh! Someone's loosened
their icy grip on my innards".

328
00:15:27,977 --> 00:15:29,074
Yeah.

329
00:15:29,079 --> 00:15:30,511
I like that. I like it.

330
00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:34,179
So, you wanna try?

331
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:37,184
- Mm-hmm?
- It's the Spätburgunder.

332
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,095
Our vineyard!

333
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:44,597
Oh, screw top. Oh.

334
00:15:44,602 --> 00:15:47,868
Black and brown avatars to smear...

335
00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:49,603
Do you hear Boyer's losing juice now?

336
00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:51,339
- Uh-huh.
- And the Democratic Party...

337
00:15:51,343 --> 00:15:53,076
So, it's biodynamic.

338
00:15:54,179 --> 00:15:56,844
It has quite a funk to it.

339
00:15:56,848 --> 00:15:59,379
engineered by the DNC and the LSM

340
00:15:59,383 --> 00:16:02,650
in conjunction
with their Big Tech overlords.

341
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:03,918
Now, the rest of us...

342
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,920
You kind of have to
meet it halfway, right?

343
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,354
- It's...
- You know, it's...

344
00:16:07,358 --> 00:16:10,157
- ... earthy.
- Yeah.

345
00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:12,159
Kinda... Mm...

346
00:16:12,163 --> 00:16:13,327
- Germanic.
- Yeah.

347
00:16:13,332 --> 00:16:16,533
There's lots to unpack. It's...
It's not... It's not floral.

348
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,201
It's not sugary or...

349
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,867
vegetal.

350
00:16:20,872 --> 00:16:23,537
It's... It's... It's... Mm.

351
00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:24,972
It's quite agricultural, you know.

352
00:16:24,976 --> 00:16:27,741
It's... It's... It's... It's... Uh...

353
00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,343
Right?

354
00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:30,410
You know you're not a bigot...

355
00:16:30,414 --> 00:16:32,780
It's not very nice, is it?
The wine, Shiv?

356
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,146
It's true. We see this a lot,

357
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,082
- this so-called apology...
- You know,

358
00:16:36,087 --> 00:16:39,786
if Boyer flames out,
then maybe it's time to...

359
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,088
It might be time to pivot party.

360
00:16:41,092 --> 00:16:43,087
So, my prison consultant called

361
00:16:43,092 --> 00:16:45,091
and it looks like the place
upstate might be full.

362
00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:47,494
disempower
the white working class...

363
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:48,529
Mm-hmm?

364
00:16:48,534 --> 00:16:51,060
- It's all the same.
- Well, you're tired.

365
00:16:51,065 --> 00:16:52,965
You'll feel better about that
in the morning.

366
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,034
Oh, yeah?

367
00:16:54,038 --> 00:16:57,137
One day closer
to my incarceration, right?

368
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:01,110
Apparently, the food in jail
is really bland. Um...

369
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:03,575
I mean, I know it's the same...

370
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,080
- Tom!
- ... every day, but it's...

371
00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:09,184
I don't get why you keep
wanting to talk about it.

372
00:17:09,189 --> 00:17:10,485
Oh.

373
00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:13,019
Okay, I'm sorry.

374
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,221
Does the topic of my imminent
imprisonment bore you?

375
00:17:15,225 --> 00:17:17,990
Come on! You're just...
You're obsessing! I just...

376
00:17:17,994 --> 00:17:20,358
I can't keep going
round and round, okay?

377
00:17:30,506 --> 00:17:33,040
Honey, I don't know
what else there is to say.

378
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,212
I'm sorry.

379
00:17:42,451 --> 00:17:43,816
- Hey...
- Hey.

380
00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:00,299
No?

381
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,701
Oh, sure. Yeah.

382
00:18:03,737 --> 00:18:04,935
Okay.

383
00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:06,903
You know what?

384
00:18:06,907 --> 00:18:08,574
There's not really any point.

385
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,642
Uh... To making love?

386
00:18:12,646 --> 00:18:15,043
Yeah, well, you're
still on contraception.

387
00:18:15,048 --> 00:18:19,184
It's just like throwing so much
cake batter at a brick wall.

388
00:18:23,691 --> 00:18:25,754
I think what I realized is that I'm just

389
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:28,924
not that interested in being
a commercial playwright.

390
00:18:28,929 --> 00:18:30,927
I mean, the audience
helped you discover that,

391
00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:31,995
didn't they, babe?

392
00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:33,396
Well, beauty and brains!

393
00:18:34,501 --> 00:18:36,265
Probably shouldn't say that.

394
00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:37,601
Uh... Will I be canceled?

395
00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:40,536
Oh, no! No. No.

396
00:18:40,540 --> 00:18:42,305
Well, who knows? You know?
The night is young.

397
00:18:42,309 --> 00:18:45,339
Yeah... Yeah, I... I just...
I don't know how you do it.

398
00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,477
How do you make up things
that aren't already there?

399
00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:50,013
Oh, you don't know the half of it.

400
00:18:50,017 --> 00:18:52,147
We talk long into the night.

401
00:18:52,152 --> 00:18:53,716
Ideas...

402
00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:57,120
literary, global, macro, micro, Cosmo!

403
00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:58,755
We bounce off each other.

404
00:18:58,759 --> 00:19:00,289
Well, that sounds delightful.

405
00:19:01,894 --> 00:19:03,226
No. I mean, well, yeah.

406
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:04,427
Con.

407
00:19:04,431 --> 00:19:07,029
Well, you should come
to Pound Ridge one weekend.

408
00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:08,964
- Mm.
- Both of you.

409
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:11,736
Unless you're tired or busy, one.

410
00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:13,736
One and all.

411
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:14,837
We'd love that, wouldn't we, chicken?

412
00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:16,339
I don't know if you're invited.

413
00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:18,374
Oh, ho, ho!

414
00:19:18,378 --> 00:19:20,309
Okay, let me circulate.

415
00:19:20,313 --> 00:19:23,846
And I will rehydrate
this gorgeous creature

416
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,348
- on my return.
- Cancelled!

417
00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:26,582
Ah!

418
00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:28,653
You!

419
00:19:31,057 --> 00:19:32,321
Fun guy!

420
00:19:32,325 --> 00:19:35,423
Con, maybe don't abandon me
upstate with Larry Lech here.

421
00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:36,692
Okay? It's weird.

422
00:19:36,696 --> 00:19:38,861
Very influential!

423
00:19:38,865 --> 00:19:40,228
We're just showing a bit of leg.

424
00:19:40,232 --> 00:19:43,065
- Yeah, my leg.
- The collective leg!

425
00:19:43,069 --> 00:19:44,497
He's a huge donor!

426
00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:46,400
Maybe I don't wanna donate my body

427
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:48,605
to political science, huh?

428
00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:01,817
Hey, man. What's up?

429
00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:04,987
Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh...
it's the ghost pepper.

430
00:20:04,991 --> 00:20:06,855
The spicy new flavor. Mencken.

431
00:20:06,859 --> 00:20:09,257
So, what's your deal?
Most people here wanna...

432
00:20:09,261 --> 00:20:10,358
fuck me or kill me.

433
00:20:10,362 --> 00:20:11,660
- Ooh, wow!
- How about you?

434
00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:14,229
I always found it hard to care
about politics, so...

435
00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:16,331
Mm-hmm? Well, listen.

436
00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:17,899
Here's my party trick, all right?

437
00:20:17,903 --> 00:20:19,201
Okay.

438
00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:20,704
Tell me who your enemy is...

439
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,872
and I'll tell you who you are.

440
00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:26,408
Okay.

441
00:20:26,412 --> 00:20:28,743
Put a pin in that one. Um...

442
00:20:28,747 --> 00:20:31,346
I've seen your poll numbers.
You're dark-horsin' it.

443
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,948
- People are behind your whole...
- ... huh?

444
00:20:33,952 --> 00:20:36,884
They'd better buy it.
Or I'll send them to the Gulag.

445
00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:39,187
Oh, okay. Now we're talking.

446
00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:41,256
No, no, no, no. No work camps.
You know...

447
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,789
These will be like summer camps.

448
00:20:42,793 --> 00:20:44,525
Summer camps but with beatings, right?

449
00:20:44,529 --> 00:20:46,995
No, no, no, no. No beatings.

450
00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:50,897
Well, this is nice.

451
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,334
Couple of cool guys
having some disgusting fun.

452
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,602
Mm.

453
00:20:54,606 --> 00:20:56,972
So, uh...

454
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,072
Do you guys know yet?

455
00:20:59,076 --> 00:21:01,074
Who takes over?

456
00:21:01,078 --> 00:21:03,110
- What's that?
- When the send the old...

457
00:21:03,114 --> 00:21:05,446
battle toad off to the hoosegow?

458
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:07,681
Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat?

459
00:21:07,685 --> 00:21:08,782
Yeah, no, he's not...

460
00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:10,150
That's actually not happening.

461
00:21:10,154 --> 00:21:12,353
Yeah, that's right. That's right. No.

462
00:21:12,357 --> 00:21:14,555
That's the line.
Stick to the line. That's good.

463
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:43,750
So, according to Steven,
my prison consultant, this is...

464
00:21:43,754 --> 00:21:46,786
you know, this is kind of
what the food is like inside.

465
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:48,523
I'm in training. How's your omelet?

466
00:21:50,193 --> 00:21:51,258
It's...

467
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:53,792
not...

468
00:21:53,797 --> 00:21:55,828
- Yeah, making some inroads.
- It's like...

469
00:21:55,832 --> 00:21:57,029
I'm actually glad you called, Tom.

470
00:21:57,033 --> 00:21:58,035
It's like Afghanistan.

471
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,829
You have to start in the center there.

472
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,200
You establish a base of operations.

473
00:22:01,204 --> 00:22:02,534
Then you have to kind of...

474
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:03,600
- move out...
- Okay.

475
00:22:03,605 --> 00:22:05,170
to secure more territory.

476
00:22:05,175 --> 00:22:08,274
Yeah, I, uh... I'm worried about prison.

477
00:22:08,278 --> 00:22:11,742
I... I... I... I just feel
because of my physical length,

478
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,479
I could be a target
for all kinds of misadventures...

479
00:22:14,483 --> 00:22:17,749
And it won't taste
as good as this either, okay?

480
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:21,187
You have to take off
30 to 50 percent of the taste

481
00:22:21,191 --> 00:22:24,523
of that endless salty gym mat
that you're eating.

482
00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:25,557
Camel's labia.

483
00:22:25,562 --> 00:22:28,426
Yeah, like, they wipe their ass
on your pillowcase.

484
00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,529
- I know!
- That's something they'd like to do.

485
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:32,663
I've read the prison blogs, Greg.

486
00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:33,865
I know.

487
00:22:33,869 --> 00:22:34,935
Um...

488
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,369
Look.

489
00:22:37,373 --> 00:22:39,037
You know how, uh...

490
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,808
they're calling you that name
around the office, the...

491
00:22:42,812 --> 00:22:44,008
you know, the Christmas Tree...

492
00:22:44,012 --> 00:22:46,279
What's good is to eradicate hope.

493
00:22:47,316 --> 00:22:49,648
They can't get you if you got no hope.

494
00:22:49,652 --> 00:22:51,350
It's because I think...

495
00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:54,553
You know, if you have a crime,
you need to unload.

496
00:22:54,557 --> 00:22:56,586
They can hang it from you
like an ornament.

497
00:22:56,591 --> 00:22:59,288
I haven't really slept properly
in about eight days.

498
00:22:59,293 --> 00:23:00,991
It's not a nice name.

499
00:23:00,995 --> 00:23:02,960
But I was wondering,

500
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:06,932
since, I mean, it looks like
you're going anyway...

501
00:23:08,236 --> 00:23:12,037
Is it... Is it possible you might...

502
00:23:13,107 --> 00:23:14,306
with me?

503
00:23:15,076 --> 00:23:16,776
Are you asking if you can...

504
00:23:18,246 --> 00:23:20,745
hook your bauble of corporate wrongdoing

505
00:23:20,749 --> 00:23:22,813
on one of my... branches, Greg?

506
00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:23,914
I just thought, if...

507
00:23:23,918 --> 00:23:26,250
if it won't make much
difference to you...

508
00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:33,793
Fine, okay.

509
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:37,594
Load me up, you piece of shit.

510
00:23:37,598 --> 00:23:40,632
No quid pro quo? Just...

511
00:23:42,536 --> 00:23:44,001
That's...

512
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,872
That's inc... incredibly kind of you.

513
00:23:51,145 --> 00:23:53,743
- Can I get this?
- No.

514
00:23:53,747 --> 00:23:55,745
Greenpeace stole your inheritance.

515
00:23:55,749 --> 00:23:58,148
Besides, all my meals
will be free soon. So...

516
00:24:09,696 --> 00:24:11,060
Okay, Mr. Roy.

517
00:24:11,064 --> 00:24:13,262
Is there any other illegal conduct

518
00:24:13,266 --> 00:24:15,295
that you're aware of in connection

519
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:16,998
to what we've been talking about today

520
00:24:17,003 --> 00:24:18,570
that we haven't covered?

521
00:24:18,575 --> 00:24:19,640
Um...

522
00:24:22,743 --> 00:24:25,577
No. N... Not that I can think of now.

523
00:24:26,313 --> 00:24:27,610
At the moment.

524
00:24:27,614 --> 00:24:30,146
Thank you for your time, Mr. Roy.

525
00:24:30,150 --> 00:24:31,950
- Counselor.
- Thank you.

526
00:24:32,586 --> 00:24:33,652
Thank you.

527
00:24:41,061 --> 00:24:43,428
Good. I think that...

528
00:24:44,164 --> 00:24:45,363
you did fine.

529
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,466
Uh-huh.

530
00:24:48,968 --> 00:24:49,998
It was a good start

531
00:24:50,003 --> 00:24:51,233
and they'll have another session...

532
00:24:51,237 --> 00:24:53,502
We can say it went badly, Lisa.
It's okay.

533
00:24:53,506 --> 00:24:54,971
Okay, let's maybe just... We'll...

534
00:24:54,975 --> 00:24:56,970
We'll do the Monday morning
quarterback in a bit.

535
00:24:56,975 --> 00:24:59,441
They spent all day trying
to find hairline fractures

536
00:24:59,446 --> 00:25:00,642
in my story.

537
00:25:00,646 --> 00:25:03,712
Meanwhile, my dad's a fucking
tsunami of corruption.

538
00:25:03,716 --> 00:25:05,447
They don't do cuddles, Ken.

539
00:25:05,451 --> 00:25:07,148
Right.

540
00:25:07,152 --> 00:25:09,851
Right, 'cause I... I know
how this works.

541
00:25:09,855 --> 00:25:11,417
Okay? My dad is drowning them

542
00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:13,753
in chickenfeed and compliance bullshit,

543
00:25:13,758 --> 00:25:15,590
five years go by, and it... and it's,

544
00:25:15,594 --> 00:25:16,891
- "Hey! Whatever happened..."
- Hey.

545
00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:18,593
"... to that big investigation
into the bad people?"

546
00:25:18,597 --> 00:25:19,694
- Ken!
- 'Cause you know what?

547
00:25:19,698 --> 00:25:21,829
- They're scared of my dad!
- Come on!

548
00:25:21,833 --> 00:25:24,430
- Come on.
- They pretend they're on the side of justice.

549
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:25,833
They pretend they're on the side
of the whistleblowers.

550
00:25:25,837 --> 00:25:28,037
- Not here.
- But they're chickenshit.

551
00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:29,308
Not here!

552
00:25:34,313 --> 00:25:36,313
That should put a rocket up their asses.

553
00:25:44,755 --> 00:25:47,654
We do not want this to get politicized.

554
00:25:47,658 --> 00:25:49,623
Well, everything is politics.

555
00:25:49,627 --> 00:25:51,558
- So...
- Kendall...

556
00:25:51,562 --> 00:25:53,460
do you think you're smarter than me?

557
00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:56,096
What? Do I... What? No.

558
00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:58,265
- No.
- Because maybe you are.

559
00:25:58,269 --> 00:25:59,566
But I am a better lawyer.

560
00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:01,868
You acted high-handed and defensive

561
00:26:01,872 --> 00:26:04,269
and then oscillated
to wildly over-familiar

562
00:26:04,274 --> 00:26:06,705
and glib. You sometimes
undermined my status

563
00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:09,645
and didn't appear to be frank
about your own involvement.

564
00:26:10,448 --> 00:26:12,981
But let's take stock, okay?

565
00:26:20,991 --> 00:26:22,658
Oh. Oh.

566
00:26:23,226 --> 00:26:24,891
Hey! Logan.

567
00:26:24,895 --> 00:26:27,727
- Dave! How are we?
- Good. Good.

568
00:26:27,732 --> 00:26:29,394
I'm glad I ran into you.

569
00:26:29,399 --> 00:26:32,098
I feel like we've hardly
had a chance to connect.

570
00:26:32,102 --> 00:26:34,734
- Well, here we are.
- Here we are.

571
00:26:34,738 --> 00:26:38,271
You've heard they're calling
this the ATN Primary?

572
00:26:38,275 --> 00:26:41,307
Oh, I wouldn't worry about all that.

573
00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:44,277
You know, one of the things I...

574
00:26:44,281 --> 00:26:47,182
wanted to discuss with you is, um...

575
00:26:47,187 --> 00:26:49,818
is controlling Tech.

576
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,952
That's a big, big plank for me.

577
00:26:52,956 --> 00:26:54,187
Oh, that's interesting.

578
00:26:54,191 --> 00:26:57,390
- That's really interesting.
- Uh-huh. Sure.

579
00:26:57,394 --> 00:26:59,325
Sure, and I... I... I...

580
00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:02,828
can sometimes fear a degree
of legal overreach

581
00:27:02,832 --> 00:27:04,430
against you legacy media guys.

582
00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:07,433
You heard this thing that the deputy AG

583
00:27:07,437 --> 00:27:09,602
has a dartboard with my face on it?

584
00:27:09,606 --> 00:27:10,771
Yeah.

585
00:27:11,941 --> 00:27:13,339
I mean, I think that's...

586
00:27:13,343 --> 00:27:15,040
- just a rumor.
- Mm.

587
00:27:15,044 --> 00:27:16,707
I mean, to me, it's one of those things

588
00:27:16,712 --> 00:27:18,643
where even if it isn't real, there's...

589
00:27:18,648 --> 00:27:20,681
a reason it feels like it is, right?

590
00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:23,415
Uh-huh.

591
00:27:23,419 --> 00:27:25,517
Right.

592
00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:27,486
Okay. Good.

593
00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:29,755
Look, I'm just gonna
be straight with you.

594
00:27:29,759 --> 00:27:31,023
I like you.

595
00:27:31,027 --> 00:27:33,692
Petkus and the big-dollar
guys are on the fence.

596
00:27:33,696 --> 00:27:35,861
Let's... Let's... Let's
make this happen.

597
00:27:35,865 --> 00:27:38,030
Yeah? I just need you to...

598
00:27:38,034 --> 00:27:40,099
push me over the brink here.

599
00:27:40,103 --> 00:27:42,136
Great. I get it.

600
00:27:42,705 --> 00:27:43,938
See you at dinner.

601
00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:49,108
I think he's been waiting there for me

602
00:27:49,112 --> 00:27:51,610
for the last ten fucking minutes.

603
00:27:53,016 --> 00:27:55,447
Okay, okay, okay, so...

604
00:27:55,451 --> 00:27:58,916
Comfrey, Lisa's out. Turns
out she's a toxic person.

605
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,419
You know, and once... once I get
the new legal A-team in place,

606
00:28:01,423 --> 00:28:03,388
we gotta put that out
with the right context.

607
00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:05,190
- Okay?
- Okay.

608
00:28:05,194 --> 00:28:06,458
Yeah, it's not a big deal.

609
00:28:06,463 --> 00:28:08,360
It's an opportunity. We just... We just,

610
00:28:08,364 --> 00:28:09,727
you know, flip a big name.

611
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,095
- Boom! It's all good.
- Totally.

612
00:28:11,099 --> 00:28:14,132
- It's all good.
- Right. Cool, I will tell Barry.

613
00:28:14,136 --> 00:28:17,502
Okay, guys! B-day!
Big, big, big four-oh.

614
00:28:17,506 --> 00:28:19,604
- How are we looking?
- Shit slaps!

615
00:28:19,608 --> 00:28:22,207
Yeah? You think? What was...
What was the one I liked?

616
00:28:22,211 --> 00:28:24,242
- What's the one I liked?
- Uh... "End times"?

617
00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:25,941
- Right?
- Weimar meets Carthage

618
00:28:25,946 --> 00:28:28,812
- meets Dante meets AI and...
- Right.

619
00:28:28,817 --> 00:28:31,082
antibiotic-resistant superbugs.

620
00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,583
That's kinda dope, though.

621
00:28:32,587 --> 00:28:35,452
I mean, but aren't
Zadie Smith and fucking...

622
00:28:35,456 --> 00:28:36,721
Chuck D and Lucas Madsen

623
00:28:36,725 --> 00:28:38,856
gonna come to my antibiotics party?

624
00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:41,059
I don't know...

625
00:28:41,063 --> 00:28:42,756
- Will he meet?
- He's not picking up

626
00:28:42,761 --> 00:28:44,161
to any of our numbers.

627
00:28:44,166 --> 00:28:46,330
- Okay. Well, get me new numbers.
- Okay.

628
00:28:46,334 --> 00:28:48,399
Just... Let's keep calling.
Keep calling.

629
00:28:48,403 --> 00:28:51,069
- He is priority one, Jess.
- Yeah.

630
00:28:52,908 --> 00:28:54,872
Well, my grandpa...

631
00:28:54,876 --> 00:28:57,208
gave my inheritance to Greenpeace,

632
00:28:57,212 --> 00:28:59,677
and then someone posted
a comment on their website

633
00:28:59,681 --> 00:29:02,246
and it could contain
a slight on my character,

634
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,981
and then Greenpeace
promoted the comment,

635
00:29:04,985 --> 00:29:09,419
and so my lawyer thinks
that that's defamation...

636
00:29:09,423 --> 00:29:12,390
so yeah, that... that's how
I'm trying to sue Greenpeace.

637
00:29:14,161 --> 00:29:15,325
Is that Shiv Roy?

638
00:29:15,329 --> 00:29:16,893
Oh, Mr. Salgado.

639
00:29:16,897 --> 00:29:18,528
Good to see you here.

640
00:29:18,532 --> 00:29:20,496
Does this mean you've finally
come to your senses?

641
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:23,299
Oh, no. Just shopping
in the marketplace of ideas.

642
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:25,702
Step on in, Shiv. The water's fine.

643
00:29:25,706 --> 00:29:28,306
Hey, I don't mean
to bum rush you here, but...

644
00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:30,841
could you help me out?

645
00:29:30,845 --> 00:29:33,576
There's a feeding frenzy
around your dad, and I'm...

646
00:29:33,580 --> 00:29:35,678
trying to stand apart from
the rest of the, you know...

647
00:29:35,682 --> 00:29:37,647
The total fucking whack jobs?

648
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,246
Don't get me wrong. I'm with the base.

649
00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:41,416
- Mm-hmm?
- Energy is extraordinary.

650
00:29:41,421 --> 00:29:43,486
I just think I can bring
traditional conservatives

651
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,855
to a more diverse dialogue.

652
00:29:45,859 --> 00:29:48,358
ATN hasn't given you
a lot of shine. It's true.

653
00:29:48,362 --> 00:29:51,730
Not to be indiscreet,
but, um... I just feel...

654
00:29:52,899 --> 00:29:56,268
if I was in the White House
and you were in the C-suite,

655
00:29:56,737 --> 00:29:58,401
we could mold.

656
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:01,371
Oh, wow! Sir, you are very forward.

657
00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:02,838
- Was that forward?
- Mm-hmm.

658
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,641
Get your old man to make me president.

659
00:30:04,645 --> 00:30:06,941
I'll see to it that you become CEO,

660
00:30:06,946 --> 00:30:08,980
even if I have to send
your dad to prison.

661
00:30:09,716 --> 00:30:12,213
Wow, that is, uh... That's very funny.

662
00:30:12,217 --> 00:30:13,615
So, it's decided?

663
00:30:13,619 --> 00:30:16,585
You land this for me,
I send your dad up the river?

664
00:30:16,589 --> 00:30:18,987
Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless...

665
00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,255
unless he resigns in a month!

666
00:30:20,259 --> 00:30:22,324
Clean kill, baby.

667
00:30:22,328 --> 00:30:24,326
Good stuff.

668
00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:25,796
Okay, very funny!

669
00:30:29,168 --> 00:30:30,899
Look, you want some advice?

670
00:30:30,903 --> 00:30:32,534
Hoard mackerel tins.

671
00:30:32,538 --> 00:30:34,736
I know. Sounds funny, right?

672
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:37,274
But you're gonna need them
for bartering.

673
00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:39,207
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

674
00:30:39,211 --> 00:30:41,343
Greg, can you? Will you keep a note?

675
00:30:41,347 --> 00:30:43,812
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, and the toilet.

676
00:30:43,816 --> 00:30:46,879
Your toilet is your stair machine,

677
00:30:46,884 --> 00:30:49,516
it's your bench,
it's, uh... your fridge,

678
00:30:49,521 --> 00:30:50,985
it's your... lover,

679
00:30:50,989 --> 00:30:53,721
it's... it's... it's your brother,
it's your priest.

680
00:30:53,725 --> 00:30:58,293
Oh, and also, most importantly,
it's also your... toilet.

681
00:30:58,297 --> 00:31:00,461
- Okay.
- Right. Right.

682
00:31:00,465 --> 00:31:02,530
Yeah, that's... that...
I mean, that's... yeah, that's...

683
00:31:02,534 --> 00:31:04,034
So, that's a big part of prison?

684
00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:07,734
It could be a perfect gentleman.

685
00:31:07,739 --> 00:31:09,304
Could also be a terrible bastard.

686
00:31:09,308 --> 00:31:10,941
Your toilet can be a bastard?

687
00:31:11,743 --> 00:31:13,808
Key is unity.

688
00:31:13,812 --> 00:31:16,075
If we land a favorite,
I can pool the big money.

689
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:20,714
But I need to know the messaging
will be there to back me up.

690
00:31:20,719 --> 00:31:23,183
I like him, but a lot
of people are asking,

691
00:31:23,187 --> 00:31:24,284
"Is Boyer a fighter?"

692
00:31:24,288 --> 00:31:25,786
I don't care about the resume

693
00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:27,621
or ideological purity

694
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,692
as long as they get it

695
00:31:30,127 --> 00:31:31,559
and they pop.

696
00:31:31,563 --> 00:31:33,060
If you're looking
for someone who gets it,

697
00:31:33,064 --> 00:31:34,628
I got your man.

698
00:31:34,632 --> 00:31:37,398
Connor Roy. He's got a brand name,

699
00:31:37,402 --> 00:31:39,800
war chest, populist appeal

700
00:31:39,804 --> 00:31:42,135
- and he's a fighter.
- Hey, thanks, Pete.

701
00:31:42,139 --> 00:31:44,471
I believe I speak for my father

702
00:31:44,476 --> 00:31:47,109
when I offer a firm and robust...

703
00:31:47,979 --> 00:31:50,813
No comment.

704
00:31:51,549 --> 00:31:52,615
Sure.

705
00:31:54,117 --> 00:31:56,449
- I could see Connor.
- Sure, I agree.

706
00:31:56,453 --> 00:32:00,353
The sword has been pulled
from the stone, my liege.

707
00:32:00,357 --> 00:32:01,988
Look at us, playing nice.

708
00:32:01,992 --> 00:32:03,354
People might think we liked each other.

709
00:32:03,358 --> 00:32:05,322
No. No, what? Hey, I'm a conservative.

710
00:32:05,327 --> 00:32:06,592
I like tradition.

711
00:32:06,597 --> 00:32:07,727
I doff my cap

712
00:32:07,731 --> 00:32:10,530
to Vice President Boyer's
years of loyal service.

713
00:32:10,534 --> 00:32:11,598
Thank you.

714
00:32:11,603 --> 00:32:14,165
I believe you used to call me
"Martin Van Boring".

715
00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:16,969
Hey! Come on! No, I still call you that.

716
00:32:16,973 --> 00:32:20,373
Mencken and I may differ
in some areas, but, uh...

717
00:32:20,377 --> 00:32:22,041
we both agree that this is the party

718
00:32:22,045 --> 00:32:23,676
of the working class now.

719
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,545
What? Shiv?

720
00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:29,148
All the riches counties
in America are blue.

721
00:32:29,152 --> 00:32:32,919
The Democrats and Tech
hold all the wealth.

722
00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,487
I just think some of us get
so high off owning the libs,

723
00:32:35,491 --> 00:32:36,722
we forget to talk policy.

724
00:32:36,726 --> 00:32:38,857
Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy.

725
00:32:38,861 --> 00:32:40,492
What he does is he memorizes

726
00:32:40,497 --> 00:32:42,893
a National Review issue from 2012

727
00:32:42,898 --> 00:32:44,961
and then, he recites it back to you.

728
00:32:44,966 --> 00:32:47,298
- Cool policy, bro.
- And Jeryd hates to talk policy

729
00:32:47,303 --> 00:32:49,768
because it would mean,
you know, having one.

730
00:32:49,772 --> 00:32:51,270
Sick burn, brosef!

731
00:32:51,274 --> 00:32:53,038
Oh, no, no, no.
We're kidding. We're kidding.

732
00:32:53,042 --> 00:32:55,640
We like each other. I...
I listen to his speeches...

733
00:32:55,645 --> 00:32:57,109
every night. They help me drop off.

734
00:32:57,113 --> 00:32:59,578
Maybe it's boring talking
about populist solutions

735
00:32:59,582 --> 00:33:01,077
- for working families.
- Rick, come on!

736
00:33:01,081 --> 00:33:02,946
You jerked off to Reagan's headshot

737
00:33:02,951 --> 00:33:05,082
for 30 years, and now you're Tom Joad?

738
00:33:05,087 --> 00:33:07,187
Ugh, God! It's so fucking boring.

739
00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:09,287
- What's that?
- Hmm?

740
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,388
What?

741
00:33:10,392 --> 00:33:13,459
No, I've just... I've seen
your thing quite a lot.

742
00:33:13,464 --> 00:33:15,093
And that... What's that?
What's my thing?

743
00:33:15,097 --> 00:33:17,429
YouTube provocateur bullshit.

744
00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:18,564
Aristo-populism.

745
00:33:18,568 --> 00:33:20,632
"Rape is natural.
It's all red pill, baby".

746
00:33:20,636 --> 00:33:21,834
I'm just...

747
00:33:21,838 --> 00:33:23,602
I'm just so fucking over it.

748
00:33:23,607 --> 00:33:24,973
Have you read Plato?

749
00:33:25,808 --> 00:33:27,506
Uh... Yeah.

750
00:33:27,511 --> 00:33:29,140
Remind me. What happens?

751
00:33:29,144 --> 00:33:30,809
Read Plato. Read Plato!

752
00:33:30,813 --> 00:33:33,409
Oh, don't want to!
Don't fucking want to.

753
00:33:33,414 --> 00:33:35,813
See, he doesn't actually want
to have a conversation.

754
00:33:35,818 --> 00:33:37,515
- Yeah.
- He just wants to yell loud enough...

755
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:38,649
- Yeah.
- ... to get on ATN.

756
00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,487
Nah! Fuck ATN!

757
00:33:41,656 --> 00:33:44,890
No, really, ATN is treated
as a bulwark, but it's dead.

758
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:46,425
It's basically...

759
00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:49,296
a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m.
in the nursing home.

760
00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:53,999
Honestly. Doesn't speak to me.

761
00:33:54,003 --> 00:33:56,534
Doesn't speak to the...
the people that I talk to.

762
00:33:56,538 --> 00:34:02,173
It is status quo bedtime stories
to maximize shareholder value.

763
00:34:02,177 --> 00:34:04,411
No disrespect, Logan Roy...

764
00:34:05,614 --> 00:34:07,514
was an icon, but, you know...

765
00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:09,983
he's no longer relevant.

766
00:34:11,785 --> 00:34:13,950
- You recognize this fucker?
- Nope.

767
00:34:13,954 --> 00:34:17,490
Fucking jelly-boned, low-T,
pip-pip cheerio fucker!

768
00:34:18,126 --> 00:34:19,289
You told Dad yet?

769
00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:20,924
No. We have to stop
the wedding, though. Right?

770
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:23,125
What? Stop obsessing
over Mom's new husband.

771
00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,894
- Just get over it. Who cares?
- Get over it?

772
00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,497
It just fucking happened.

773
00:34:26,501 --> 00:34:28,698
My mother is marrying some dickhead

774
00:34:28,702 --> 00:34:29,997
crooked-toothed turnip man.

775
00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:31,568
What's wrong is how little
you care about it,

776
00:34:31,572 --> 00:34:32,869
- you frozen bitch.
- Poor Rome!

777
00:34:32,873 --> 00:34:34,004
His dreams of porking Mom

778
00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:36,608
slipping through his little
lubed-up fingers.

779
00:34:39,847 --> 00:34:42,279
Hey, so! Come in! Come in!

780
00:34:42,284 --> 00:34:43,714
- Yeah.
- Sit.

781
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:44,950
Sit.

782
00:34:44,955 --> 00:34:46,588
Is Greg necessary?

783
00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:49,285
Just keep your trap shut.

784
00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:51,757
- Watch.
- All right, thank you, sir.

785
00:34:52,660 --> 00:34:54,457
Minimizing the Greg window.

786
00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,626
There's a lot of chaff flying.

787
00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:58,094
A lot of flapping.

788
00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:00,363
But Ron and me are going
to meet and figure out

789
00:35:00,368 --> 00:35:02,635
how we can pull for the same name.

790
00:35:04,071 --> 00:35:06,836
We need one voice on this,
or we could fall apart

791
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,405
and hand it to the fuck-fuck
donkey gang.

792
00:35:09,409 --> 00:35:10,774
Right.

793
00:35:10,778 --> 00:35:11,843
So...

794
00:35:13,847 --> 00:35:15,180
who do we like?

795
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,747
Well, shouldn't we kick it around a bit?

796
00:35:18,751 --> 00:35:20,014
You know, it feels like it's poised,

797
00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:22,817
so if you and Petkus
come together and...

798
00:35:22,822 --> 00:35:24,753
and then the other donors
follow, then it's...

799
00:35:24,757 --> 00:35:25,856
Exactly.

800
00:35:26,593 --> 00:35:27,990
We're picking.

801
00:35:27,994 --> 00:35:30,025
We haven't got all night.

802
00:35:30,029 --> 00:35:31,563
I like Connor Roy.

803
00:35:35,602 --> 00:35:37,400
Honestly, Dad, I think you go Dems.

804
00:35:37,404 --> 00:35:38,701
- Wow.
- Yeah, I do.

805
00:35:38,705 --> 00:35:40,335
Jesus Christ.

806
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,604
Um, I...

807
00:35:41,608 --> 00:35:43,772
kinda like Mencken, but...

808
00:35:43,776 --> 00:35:47,473
I know he's kind of shitty,
so if it's now, I guess, Boyer,

809
00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:50,077
but can I just say I don't like Boyer...

810
00:35:50,082 --> 00:35:51,478
- What? What's with the fucking...
- Roman.

811
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,280
No disrespect, but Boyer's
yesterday's papers.

812
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:55,282
The Dems will run on change
and blow him away.

813
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:56,652
Ooh, Mrs. Politics!

814
00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:58,553
How many big races did you win
as a consultant?

815
00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,455
- Four? Three? Did you win two?
- Roman! Boyer is not a winner,

816
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,624
- and we know that.
- One?

817
00:36:01,628 --> 00:36:03,492
Okay, well, then,
should we talk to Mencken,

818
00:36:03,496 --> 00:36:05,930
- see if we can deal?
- The base does like him.

819
00:36:06,799 --> 00:36:07,865
Right?

820
00:36:10,937 --> 00:36:12,467
Uh...

821
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:17,039
look, can I... say something? Uh... No.

822
00:36:17,043 --> 00:36:21,641
Mencken is an integralist,
nativist fuckhead. He's toxic.

823
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:24,178
He's "Medicare for all,
abortions for none".

824
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,614
And his idea of diplomacy

825
00:36:25,618 --> 00:36:27,414
is shooting roe deer with Viktor Orban

826
00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,410
and then starting
a trade war with China.

827
00:36:29,415 --> 00:36:31,614
Look, I'm tough. I know that
there's the carnival bark

828
00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:33,219
and then there's
the fucking show, but...

829
00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:35,289
he is outside the American
political tradition.

830
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:37,857
And I think we have
a responsibility as Waystar...

831
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,460
to the...

832
00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:41,562
American Republic and...

833
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:42,630
and to the future of...

834
00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,431
- Fuck you, Roman!
- Four score years and whatever...

835
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:46,299
- No, he's talked about...
- ... my sister did bring forth

836
00:36:46,303 --> 00:36:48,001
from her bedroom a cup of milky sputum.

837
00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,370
- You done?
- Yeah, done.

838
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,103
He's talked about burning Korans

839
00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:52,539
- and licensing press credentials.
- Yeah.

840
00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,042
He's shifting the Overton window.

841
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,476
I'm surprised you know
what that fucking is.

842
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,778
- I do.
- He's opening it

843
00:36:56,783 --> 00:36:58,345
- and throwing union organizers out of it.
- Oh, my God.

844
00:36:58,349 --> 00:36:59,446
Stop Chicken Littling us.

845
00:36:59,450 --> 00:37:00,747
It just makes us wanna all have a nap.

846
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:01,882
Stop being a dirty little pixie

847
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,449
whispering swastikas in Dad's ear.

848
00:37:03,453 --> 00:37:05,289
Boom! There you go again!
So fucking route one!

849
00:37:05,293 --> 00:37:06,920
I'm not saying it's going to be
the full Third Reich,

850
00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:08,419
but I am genuinely concerned

851
00:37:08,424 --> 00:37:10,489
- that we could slide into a...
- ... into a...

852
00:37:10,493 --> 00:37:12,758
a Russian Berlusconied
Brazilian fuck pile.

853
00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:15,494
You have a trophy husband
and several fur coats.

854
00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:17,099
- I think you're gonna be fine.
- Tom!

855
00:37:17,534 --> 00:37:18,765
Who do you like?

856
00:37:18,769 --> 00:37:20,067
Me? I, uh...

857
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,601
I think Shiv...

858
00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:23,169
Shiv talks a lot of sense.

859
00:37:23,173 --> 00:37:24,604
But I also jibe with Salgado.

860
00:37:24,608 --> 00:37:25,771
Oh, you "jibe" with him?

861
00:37:25,775 --> 00:37:27,307
- Pretty sure that's racist, Tom.
- May I, uh...

862
00:37:27,311 --> 00:37:29,442
- Sorry, do I get a vote?
- Sure you do, buddy.

863
00:37:29,446 --> 00:37:32,011
You get to vote at the election
with all the other folks.

864
00:37:32,015 --> 00:37:33,147
All right, yeah.

865
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,548
Well, I guess, I just feel like
you maybe get a bigger vote

866
00:37:35,552 --> 00:37:37,381
- in here.
- Easy, Castro.

867
00:37:37,386 --> 00:37:41,019
Boyer is likely to be flexible
over the DOJ.

868
00:37:41,024 --> 00:37:42,820
Not if he doesn't win, which he won't.

869
00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:46,291
Although, we are hearing rumors
that the case is weakening.

870
00:37:46,296 --> 00:37:48,094
And that no one big...

871
00:37:48,098 --> 00:37:50,996
- is likely to do jail time.
- Great.

872
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,866
With the notable exception
of Tom, obviously.

873
00:37:53,870 --> 00:37:56,068
- Sorry, Tom.
- No, please, Hugo. Understood.

874
00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:59,805
Look, if you don't go blue, Dad,
then at least we have to be...

875
00:37:59,809 --> 00:38:01,240
backing Salgado.

876
00:38:01,244 --> 00:38:02,572
Senor Dickless.

877
00:38:02,577 --> 00:38:04,308
Captain of the Tampa Bay Cuckaneers.

878
00:38:04,313 --> 00:38:06,112
Uh... Cyd. Sorry.

879
00:38:06,116 --> 00:38:07,546
- Duty calls.
- Look, I don't like him.

880
00:38:07,550 --> 00:38:09,281
He's a neocon pretending
to be a Paleocon,

881
00:38:09,285 --> 00:38:11,316
- but he at least talks base, and...
- Hello?

882
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,053
- Tom?
- Uh-huh?

883
00:38:14,057 --> 00:38:15,589
Where are you right now?

884
00:38:16,126 --> 00:38:17,424
Uh... Virginia.

885
00:38:19,328 --> 00:38:21,262
No, where are you in the building?

886
00:38:23,099 --> 00:38:24,260
Shiv, can I just say,

887
00:38:24,265 --> 00:38:26,096
and I know that we have had
our differences,

888
00:38:26,101 --> 00:38:29,533
but I do think you are so brave
for picking the brown man.

889
00:38:29,538 --> 00:38:30,969
I think that we should get you a medal.

890
00:38:30,973 --> 00:38:32,304
- Amazing.
- A special medal, for white women

891
00:38:32,308 --> 00:38:33,572
- who like brown men.
- Just being a racist now.

892
00:38:33,576 --> 00:38:35,340
"I'm a good girl.
I pretend to care about people

893
00:38:35,344 --> 00:38:36,742
'cause no one cares about me".

894
00:38:36,746 --> 00:38:39,442
Oh, yeah, actually, do you have
something you wanna tell Dad?

895
00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:42,112
From Mom? A message that maybe
you could share, Rome?

896
00:38:42,117 --> 00:38:45,216
Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you! Thanks, I do.

897
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:46,585
I have a message, uh, yeah.

898
00:38:46,589 --> 00:38:48,955
Uh... Mom's getting remarried.

899
00:38:49,792 --> 00:38:50,824
Hmm.

900
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:52,724
To Bertie Woofter?

901
00:38:52,728 --> 00:38:55,993
Uh... No, to Peter, um...
uh... Pe... uh... Munion.

902
00:38:55,998 --> 00:38:57,664
- Peter Munion.
- You're fucking kidding?

903
00:38:59,234 --> 00:39:01,232
The seat sniffer?

904
00:39:01,236 --> 00:39:02,898
He's been hanging around...

905
00:39:02,903 --> 00:39:05,367
- ... for forty years.
- Yeah, and, uh, she would...

906
00:39:05,371 --> 00:39:06,936
they would love it, apparently,

907
00:39:06,941 --> 00:39:08,606
if you came to their big Tuscan wedding.

908
00:39:08,610 --> 00:39:11,375
Ooh! Lah-di-dah!

909
00:39:11,379 --> 00:39:13,477
And they sent you as messenger boy?

910
00:39:22,290 --> 00:39:23,921
- Hey, man.
- Hey.

911
00:39:23,925 --> 00:39:25,224
Thanks for coming.

912
00:39:26,861 --> 00:39:29,126
Hey.

913
00:39:29,130 --> 00:39:32,828
So, I will take the, uh,
Griddle Hero special, please.

914
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:35,097
With double hash browns. Fully loaded.

915
00:39:35,102 --> 00:39:36,664
And a plain waffle

916
00:39:36,669 --> 00:39:38,968
and a... and a large cup
of room-temperature water.

917
00:39:38,973 --> 00:39:40,072
Thank you.

918
00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,141
Uh...

919
00:39:44,146 --> 00:39:45,975
I might just watch him.

920
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:48,778
You know that Rasputin would
take a dose of arsenic,

921
00:39:48,782 --> 00:39:52,284
uh, with breakfast each morning
to build up his tolerance?

922
00:39:55,689 --> 00:39:57,256
Look, so...

923
00:39:59,593 --> 00:40:02,525
I think you know...
I've always liked you, Tom.

924
00:40:02,529 --> 00:40:04,928
Well, I like you too, Kendall.
I mean, I have notes.

925
00:40:04,932 --> 00:40:07,464
Oh, no. I have notes.

926
00:40:07,468 --> 00:40:08,931
I think mine might be more extensive...

927
00:40:08,935 --> 00:40:11,133
- I don't know.
- ... than yours.

928
00:40:11,137 --> 00:40:14,070
But look. I think I can
get you out of this mess,

929
00:40:14,074 --> 00:40:15,340
where you're going.

930
00:40:16,576 --> 00:40:18,274
Well, uh...

931
00:40:18,278 --> 00:40:19,944
nothing is certain, so...

932
00:40:21,915 --> 00:40:23,579
You know they're calling you...

933
00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:25,016
the Christmas tree?

934
00:40:26,652 --> 00:40:27,749
Yeah?

935
00:40:27,754 --> 00:40:30,119
Perhaps that's because
I'm tall and jolly.

936
00:40:30,123 --> 00:40:33,122
Maybe. You think?

937
00:40:33,126 --> 00:40:35,091
But I think maybe you don't
want to be the chip

938
00:40:35,095 --> 00:40:37,461
the company offers up
when it has no choice.

939
00:40:38,631 --> 00:40:39,697
Well...

940
00:40:40,934 --> 00:40:43,964
obviously, I would prefer
that not to happen,

941
00:40:43,969 --> 00:40:45,335
but, um...

942
00:40:46,138 --> 00:40:48,069
- it's complicated.
- It is.

943
00:40:48,073 --> 00:40:50,071
But I'm here to ask, are you interested

944
00:40:50,075 --> 00:40:52,410
in an alternative, theoretically?

945
00:40:55,047 --> 00:40:56,612
I have, of late, uh,

946
00:40:56,616 --> 00:41:00,115
decided not to tarry too much with hope.

947
00:41:00,119 --> 00:41:02,252
Okay, well, my case is...

948
00:41:04,156 --> 00:41:06,657
It's strong. It's... No, it's... it's...

949
00:41:07,326 --> 00:41:09,660
My case is fine.

950
00:41:10,596 --> 00:41:11,896
It has gaps.

951
00:41:13,433 --> 00:41:14,995
But if I had someone who could say

952
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,731
that nothing gets signed off on
without my dad's say-so,

953
00:41:17,736 --> 00:41:19,133
which I think we both know to be true...

954
00:41:19,137 --> 00:41:20,234
- Ooh, I...
- ... then...

955
00:41:20,238 --> 00:41:22,238
I don't know that I do know that, Ken.

956
00:41:24,075 --> 00:41:25,205
Uh-huh.

957
00:41:25,209 --> 00:41:27,710
Yeah, I'm just a humble servant, Ken.

958
00:41:33,852 --> 00:41:35,117
I admire you, man.

959
00:41:36,154 --> 00:41:37,518
I do, I fucking... You know?

960
00:41:37,522 --> 00:41:40,022
You... You... You're... Look at...
You're a long way from home.

961
00:41:41,192 --> 00:41:42,625
You're far from the tree.

962
00:41:45,996 --> 00:41:47,193
You've played your hand well,

963
00:41:47,198 --> 00:41:48,798
and you're sitting at the top table.

964
00:41:49,534 --> 00:41:51,531
Well, shucks. Thank you.

965
00:41:51,535 --> 00:41:54,334
I fell in love with your sister.
That's what happened.

966
00:41:54,338 --> 00:41:56,269
Sure. Oh, yeah. Right, right, right.

967
00:41:56,273 --> 00:41:57,439
Sure. Sure, man.

968
00:41:58,442 --> 00:42:00,507
The country mouse and the hot tamale.

969
00:42:01,579 --> 00:42:02,978
And you're just, uh...

970
00:42:04,081 --> 00:42:05,144
what? Just...

971
00:42:05,148 --> 00:42:07,549
I suppose you're just
a long glass of water.

972
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,385
- No agenda?
- I guess.

973
00:42:11,722 --> 00:42:13,152
Well, here's how it goes.

974
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,958
I have new lawyers,
who are fucking amazing.

975
00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:17,990
I do not underestimate

976
00:42:17,995 --> 00:42:20,428
the cognitive dissonance
you're experiencing.

977
00:42:20,931 --> 00:42:23,196
Lying, hiding.

978
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,830
But pretty soon,

979
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,133
granted immunity.

980
00:42:27,136 --> 00:42:28,669
And you're not going to prison.

981
00:42:29,806 --> 00:42:31,171
How does that sound?

982
00:42:34,076 --> 00:42:36,308
I guess there are other names.

983
00:42:38,214 --> 00:42:40,145
We have to be united on this.

984
00:42:40,149 --> 00:42:42,915
It's a disaster if we splinter.

985
00:42:42,919 --> 00:42:44,483
Salgado has great narrative.

986
00:42:44,487 --> 00:42:46,886
Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv.

987
00:42:46,890 --> 00:42:49,186
We all supported
your little DC lemonade stand,

988
00:42:49,191 --> 00:42:50,990
but this is the fucking real
world. This actually matters.

989
00:42:50,994 --> 00:42:52,390
Roman, you just love the boot

990
00:42:52,394 --> 00:42:54,328
'cause you love to be kicked by it.

991
00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,566
What?

992
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:57,929
What?

993
00:42:57,933 --> 00:42:59,166
Nothing. No.

994
00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:01,535
What about Connor?

995
00:43:02,238 --> 00:43:03,368
Interesting.

996
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,106
I do believe that idea has good promise.

997
00:43:06,509 --> 00:43:07,541
I do.

998
00:43:08,077 --> 00:43:09,341
I could see it.

999
00:43:09,345 --> 00:43:11,309
Well, if you can see it,

1000
00:43:11,313 --> 00:43:12,677
should we talk about it?

1001
00:43:12,681 --> 00:43:15,347
- Kids?
- Um...

1002
00:43:15,351 --> 00:43:16,850
sure, I don't know.

1003
00:43:17,286 --> 00:43:18,352
Yeah.

1004
00:43:19,955 --> 00:43:21,688
Like, but, like, really?

1005
00:43:23,259 --> 00:43:24,291
Uh...

1006
00:43:24,793 --> 00:43:25,924
I guess.

1007
00:43:25,929 --> 00:43:27,390
Sure. I don't know.

1008
00:43:27,395 --> 00:43:29,427
They're all fucking weirdos
anyway, so why not?

1009
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,029
- No offense, Con.
- None taken.

1010
00:43:31,033 --> 00:43:32,866
I mean, he's a good-looking kid.

1011
00:43:33,602 --> 00:43:36,034
He's smart... in his way.

1012
00:43:36,038 --> 00:43:39,537
Fucking Joe Kennedy did it for his boys?

1013
00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:40,838
So let's get him in there

1014
00:43:40,842 --> 00:43:42,607
with a smile and a shoeshine

1015
00:43:42,611 --> 00:43:45,577
and get Ron and everyone behind him.

1016
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:48,514
I would fight so fuckin' hard
for this family, Pop.

1017
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,183
Siobhan?

1018
00:43:52,187 --> 00:43:54,518
As a political consultant,
what do you think?

1019
00:43:54,522 --> 00:43:55,954
Come on.

1020
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:58,254
Well... Okay, well, not huge name ID,

1021
00:43:58,259 --> 00:43:59,990
but the family name
will be a factor and...

1022
00:43:59,995 --> 00:44:01,358
A positive. One of many.

1023
00:44:01,362 --> 00:44:03,761
Uh... He's got no track record.

1024
00:44:03,765 --> 00:44:05,529
Nothing to beat me with.

1025
00:44:05,533 --> 00:44:06,865
I'm a clean skin.

1026
00:44:07,935 --> 00:44:09,600
And I guess, in terms of...

1027
00:44:09,604 --> 00:44:11,668
presentation and connection skills...

1028
00:44:11,672 --> 00:44:12,903
Tick, tick.

1029
00:44:12,907 --> 00:44:15,138
He can walk and chew gum.

1030
00:44:15,142 --> 00:44:16,940
He pisses pretty straight.

1031
00:44:16,944 --> 00:44:19,242
Pretty damn straight.
I piss policy laser.

1032
00:44:19,246 --> 00:44:20,944
Okay, um, are we being
serious about this?

1033
00:44:20,948 --> 00:44:24,081
We're talking about trying
to make Connor president...

1034
00:44:24,085 --> 00:44:26,549
of the United States of America.
Crap pants!

1035
00:44:26,553 --> 00:44:29,050
Roman, it's a big tent.
Why don't you just come in?

1036
00:44:29,055 --> 00:44:31,253
Sure, I might call the guy
who waxes my balls.

1037
00:44:31,258 --> 00:44:32,589
- He's a possible.
- Jesus.

1038
00:44:32,593 --> 00:44:33,792
Greg!

1039
00:44:35,863 --> 00:44:37,395
Would you vote for Connor?

1040
00:44:38,365 --> 00:44:39,729
Me? Would I...

1041
00:44:39,733 --> 00:44:41,564
Um...

1042
00:44:41,569 --> 00:44:42,732
Honestly.

1043
00:44:42,736 --> 00:44:45,234
Uh... Uh... Honestly,
uh, yeah, I... I...

1044
00:44:45,238 --> 00:44:48,104
It depends. I... I think...

1045
00:44:48,108 --> 00:44:51,206
I think I could see myself,
uh, spoiling my ballot

1046
00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:53,075
in his favor.

1047
00:44:53,079 --> 00:44:54,844
Depending on the opposition. Yeah.

1048
00:44:54,848 --> 00:44:56,311
What do you think, Shiv?

1049
00:44:56,315 --> 00:44:57,880
Is it nuts?

1050
00:44:57,884 --> 00:44:59,481
I love Con. I do. But...

1051
00:44:59,485 --> 00:45:02,319
if... if we're talking about this
seriously, I think we have to...

1052
00:45:03,189 --> 00:45:04,419
look at Salgado!

1053
00:45:04,423 --> 00:45:06,288
- Can I bring him up here?
- Oh, come on.

1054
00:45:06,292 --> 00:45:08,924
Hugo. Call Boyer.

1055
00:45:08,928 --> 00:45:11,691
Okay, if... if she's bringing up
Soggy Salgado,

1056
00:45:11,696 --> 00:45:13,428
then I want to see
if we can tame Mencken, okay?

1057
00:45:13,432 --> 00:45:14,831
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1058
00:45:15,368 --> 00:45:16,600
Speakerphone.

1059
00:45:19,238 --> 00:45:20,304
Hello?

1060
00:45:20,939 --> 00:45:23,272
Hi! Dave!

1061
00:45:23,276 --> 00:45:24,408
It's Logan.

1062
00:45:25,110 --> 00:45:26,175
How are you?

1063
00:45:26,179 --> 00:45:29,444
Uh... G... Good, Logan. How are you?

1064
00:45:29,448 --> 00:45:31,647
Oh, I'm fine. We're all fine.

1065
00:45:31,651 --> 00:45:33,382
I'm here in my suite.

1066
00:45:33,386 --> 00:45:35,850
Uh... Would you fancy stopping by?

1067
00:45:35,854 --> 00:45:37,521
Uh, it's pretty late, Logan.

1068
00:45:38,057 --> 00:45:39,156
Uh-huh.

1069
00:45:42,195 --> 00:45:43,725
But s... sure. Sure.

1070
00:45:43,729 --> 00:45:46,797
Great. Great. And Dave, listen, um...

1071
00:45:47,732 --> 00:45:49,797
my fridge is bare.

1072
00:45:49,801 --> 00:45:52,101
I don't suppose you could
run me over a Coke?

1073
00:45:53,271 --> 00:45:54,970
Did you mean to call room service?

1074
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:57,640
If you don't have a Coke,

1075
00:45:58,210 --> 00:45:59,676
is there something else?

1076
00:46:00,445 --> 00:46:02,042
Yes?

1077
00:46:02,046 --> 00:46:05,281
Could you fire
the deputy attorney general?

1078
00:46:07,919 --> 00:46:10,453
Fire the deputy attorney general?

1079
00:46:12,524 --> 00:46:15,791
I'm kidding. Come on over.

1080
00:46:16,994 --> 00:46:18,060
Have a chat.

1081
00:46:18,597 --> 00:46:20,561
If it's convenient.

1082
00:46:20,565 --> 00:46:22,427
Sure, I'll be over in a few minutes.

1083
00:46:22,432 --> 00:46:24,430
Thank you, Hugo.

1084
00:46:24,435 --> 00:46:28,801
- Take the boy and go.
- Um... Yeah. Yeah.

1085
00:46:28,805 --> 00:46:32,173
I... I... I will go. I...
I just want to say, I think...

1086
00:46:32,776 --> 00:46:34,441
um...

1087
00:46:34,445 --> 00:46:38,478
I... I... I think I owe it
to my country to say...

1088
00:46:38,482 --> 00:46:42,515
I don't think you should crown...
or make Connor president.

1089
00:46:43,019 --> 00:46:45,354
That's it. Thank you. Good night. Sorry.

1090
00:46:47,358 --> 00:46:49,224
So... So, what do you think?

1091
00:46:55,965 --> 00:46:57,763
- Let me think.
- Yeah, take your time.

1092
00:46:57,767 --> 00:46:59,998
- I see it's tough for you.
- Yeah.

1093
00:47:00,002 --> 00:47:02,236
You know, my dad seems powerful.

1094
00:47:02,872 --> 00:47:04,505
Shiv seems safe.

1095
00:47:05,007 --> 00:47:06,073
But, uh...

1096
00:47:08,678 --> 00:47:11,076
I don't know. You think
she'll still be there?

1097
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:13,080
Waiting for you after prison?

1098
00:47:16,051 --> 00:47:18,484
How exactly does it work if I...

1099
00:47:18,488 --> 00:47:20,552
if I do come over to you?

1100
00:47:20,556 --> 00:47:22,790
I mean, how... how is it better...

1101
00:47:23,893 --> 00:47:25,493
for me when I tell my wife...

1102
00:47:26,395 --> 00:47:27,458
whom I love,

1103
00:47:27,462 --> 00:47:29,863
and this family, that I'm
turning against them?

1104
00:47:30,465 --> 00:47:31,531
How?

1105
00:47:33,002 --> 00:47:34,565
She'll respect you.

1106
00:47:34,569 --> 00:47:36,734
Tell her, "What's she doing?"
Bring her over.

1107
00:47:36,738 --> 00:47:37,936
Logan goes down.

1108
00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:40,373
Shiv knows who the fucking man is.

1109
00:47:43,012 --> 00:47:44,211
Come on, man.

1110
00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:47,913
But h... And I don't mean
to be insulting, but,

1111
00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:49,549
having been around a bit...

1112
00:47:52,054 --> 00:47:53,120
my hunch...

1113
00:47:54,690 --> 00:47:56,821
is that you're going to get fucked

1114
00:47:56,825 --> 00:47:59,890
because I've seen you get fucked a lot.

1115
00:47:59,894 --> 00:48:02,295
And I've never seen
Logan get fucked once.

1116
00:48:13,842 --> 00:48:16,773
Nice. Classy.

1117
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,045
Yeah.

1118
00:48:21,049 --> 00:48:22,512
Okay, I gotta go.

1119
00:48:22,516 --> 00:48:24,583
Do you know what they're
doing up in the suite?

1120
00:48:26,420 --> 00:48:28,254
They're picking the next president.

1121
00:48:50,944 --> 00:48:55,278
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!

1122
00:48:55,282 --> 00:48:57,646
Fuck Greenpeace!

1123
00:48:57,650 --> 00:48:59,815
Uh... No...

1124
00:48:59,819 --> 00:49:02,985
- Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
- I'm all right.

1125
00:49:02,989 --> 00:49:05,222
Oh... Okay.

1126
00:49:18,671 --> 00:49:20,503
Obviously, we take the integrity

1127
00:49:20,507 --> 00:49:22,505
of the Justice Department
very seriously.

1128
00:49:22,509 --> 00:49:24,774
But there is always
the question of overreach.

1129
00:49:24,778 --> 00:49:30,312
So, yeah, on Tech, I mean...
the strategy is clear.

1130
00:49:30,316 --> 00:49:31,816
I hear you about Gojo.

1131
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,384
I personally don't think there would be

1132
00:49:35,388 --> 00:49:37,154
any regulatory issues.

1133
00:49:38,791 --> 00:49:39,990
Well,

1134
00:49:40,426 --> 00:49:42,124
thank you, Dave.

1135
00:49:42,128 --> 00:49:45,493
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

1136
00:49:45,497 --> 00:49:48,030
You've, uh, given us
a lot to think about.

1137
00:49:48,034 --> 00:49:50,067
- Great to see you again.
- You too.

1138
00:49:51,137 --> 00:49:54,038
Wonderful to see you again,
my very good adversary.

1139
00:49:57,143 --> 00:49:59,205
So, just wanted to
chit-chat a little bit.

1140
00:49:59,210 --> 00:50:01,175
That was funny earlier, you know.

1141
00:50:01,180 --> 00:50:04,980
You tripping the light fantastic
on Grandpappy's nutsack.

1142
00:50:04,984 --> 00:50:08,183
When I called your dad bullshit?
I mean, did that bump?

1143
00:50:08,187 --> 00:50:09,849
Oh, yeah, yeah, never heard that before.

1144
00:50:09,854 --> 00:50:12,285
Like, that was, like, hardcore and junk.

1145
00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:14,255
'Cause the thing is,
this monkey don't dance.

1146
00:50:14,259 --> 00:50:15,557
- This monkey right here?
- Yeah.

1147
00:50:15,561 --> 00:50:17,725
This dancing monkey
in Dad's bathroom doesn't dance?

1148
00:50:17,729 --> 00:50:18,862
That's right.

1149
00:50:20,799 --> 00:50:23,164
Um... So...

1150
00:50:23,168 --> 00:50:25,132
I did want to talk to
you about something.

1151
00:50:25,136 --> 00:50:27,469
And fuck it, I'll just
come out and say it.

1152
00:50:27,473 --> 00:50:29,871
Fascists are kind of cool...

1153
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:33,341
but not really. So, is that,
like, a problem, a thing?

1154
00:50:33,345 --> 00:50:36,580
Seriously? Me? I just...

1155
00:50:37,683 --> 00:50:39,681
I don't have a lot of boundaries.

1156
00:50:39,685 --> 00:50:42,216
St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas,

1157
00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:44,284
Schumacher. I'll borrow from anyone.

1158
00:50:44,288 --> 00:50:45,552
And, you know...

1159
00:50:45,556 --> 00:50:49,656
if Franco or H or Travis Bickle
had a good pitch, fuck it!

1160
00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:53,126
- I'm a man for all seasons.
- Mm-hmm. "H"?

1161
00:50:53,130 --> 00:50:55,293
You know, there was a very
naughty boy named "H".

1162
00:50:55,298 --> 00:50:58,631
I'm a fully-fledged, small-D democrat.

1163
00:50:58,636 --> 00:51:00,333
A well-regulated election

1164
00:51:00,337 --> 00:51:03,433
is a transmission frequency
for God's grace.

1165
00:51:03,438 --> 00:51:05,304
Holy shit. You really are
a Christian, aren't you?

1166
00:51:05,308 --> 00:51:08,541
Well, no, no, no. My only thing is,
like, who's the stakeholder, right?

1167
00:51:08,546 --> 00:51:10,110
I've been tending, you know,

1168
00:51:10,114 --> 00:51:13,647
my little garden for, like,
a hundred years, and then...

1169
00:51:13,651 --> 00:51:17,119
forty new guys show up
in the back of a truck...

1170
00:51:17,654 --> 00:51:19,187
playing their boombox,

1171
00:51:19,856 --> 00:51:21,219
and it's put to a vote,

1172
00:51:21,224 --> 00:51:23,855
and they decide to, uh,
give my farm to them.

1173
00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:26,893
I mean... I'm like,
"So sorry, what happened?"

1174
00:51:26,897 --> 00:51:28,561
Maybe you have to put in, right?

1175
00:51:28,565 --> 00:51:30,930
- Before you get to take out.
- Yeah.

1176
00:51:30,934 --> 00:51:32,632
Okay, well, then, you know...

1177
00:51:32,636 --> 00:51:34,136
who gets to, uh...

1178
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:36,538
who gets to join?

1179
00:51:37,041 --> 00:51:39,005
Well...

1180
00:51:39,009 --> 00:51:40,673
people trust people who look like them.

1181
00:51:40,677 --> 00:51:42,139
That's just a scientific fact.

1182
00:51:42,144 --> 00:51:44,709
They will give more
tax dollars to help them.

1183
00:51:44,714 --> 00:51:46,279
- Hmm.
- Now,

1184
00:51:46,283 --> 00:51:49,882
you can integrate new elements,
of course, but come on, man!

1185
00:51:49,886 --> 00:51:51,151
Slowly!

1186
00:51:51,155 --> 00:51:52,486
I mean, fuck!

1187
00:51:54,157 --> 00:51:55,454
I like this country.

1188
00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:57,588
- Yeah.
- Let's just take a beat

1189
00:51:57,593 --> 00:52:01,027
before we fundamentally alter
its composition?

1190
00:52:01,031 --> 00:52:02,862
Yeah.

1191
00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:04,764
And in terms of, you know,

1192
00:52:04,768 --> 00:52:07,099
this... here. There's
a thing here, right?

1193
00:52:07,103 --> 00:52:08,434
- Mm.
- And I get it. You're...

1194
00:52:08,438 --> 00:52:11,070
You're fucking 6G, and we're Betamax,

1195
00:52:11,074 --> 00:52:14,040
but, you know, you need us. I think.

1196
00:52:14,044 --> 00:52:16,442
Our news, our viewers,
those fucking almost-deads,

1197
00:52:16,446 --> 00:52:17,777
that's a big slice of pie.

1198
00:52:17,781 --> 00:52:20,012
Well, if I'm the nominee,

1199
00:52:20,016 --> 00:52:21,981
are any of them really
going to vote against me?

1200
00:52:21,985 --> 00:52:23,749
No, but...

1201
00:52:23,753 --> 00:52:26,185
you know, it's going to be
a fucking shit show...

1202
00:52:26,189 --> 00:52:27,652
going into the convention.

1203
00:52:27,656 --> 00:52:29,287
I think you could really use our push.

1204
00:52:29,292 --> 00:52:30,991
I think you could use mine.

1205
00:52:32,462 --> 00:52:33,527
Maybe.

1206
00:52:38,834 --> 00:52:40,065
Where are you in all this?

1207
00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:42,534
S... Me, Roman?

1208
00:52:42,538 --> 00:52:44,371
Uh... You know.

1209
00:52:46,242 --> 00:52:48,273
- I'm creeping on the come-up.
- Oh, yeah?

1210
00:52:48,277 --> 00:52:50,442
Yeah. I've got some
ideas for ATN, you know.

1211
00:52:50,446 --> 00:52:54,346
Sluice out the fucking porridge
and add some sriracha.

1212
00:52:54,350 --> 00:52:56,681
Poach some of those TikTok
psychos, you know?

1213
00:52:56,685 --> 00:52:59,485
E-girls with fucking guns
and Juul pods, you know?

1214
00:52:59,489 --> 00:53:02,420
Give me some straight shot
Blacks and Latinos.

1215
00:53:02,424 --> 00:53:03,822
No more of this fucking...

1216
00:53:03,826 --> 00:53:05,289
pillows and bedpans, you know.

1217
00:53:05,293 --> 00:53:07,761
We're strictly bone broth
and dick pills.

1218
00:53:08,697 --> 00:53:10,026
Deep state conspiracy hour

1219
00:53:10,031 --> 00:53:11,863
but with, like, a fucking wink,
you know? Funny.

1220
00:53:11,867 --> 00:53:13,765
And the whole show...

1221
00:53:13,769 --> 00:53:15,769
is kinda set up for the star.

1222
00:53:16,639 --> 00:53:18,639
President Jeryd Mencken.

1223
00:53:30,052 --> 00:53:31,251
Knock-knock.

1224
00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:47,767
Heard you wanted one.

1225
00:53:49,570 --> 00:53:50,668
Thank you.

1226
00:53:50,672 --> 00:53:52,471
Anointed with a Coke.

1227
00:53:57,211 --> 00:53:59,843
That was nice.

1228
00:53:59,847 --> 00:54:02,447
- He's nice.
- He's... not nice.

1229
00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:05,049
- He's not!
- Dad?

1230
00:54:05,053 --> 00:54:08,117
I know we came to the market
to buy you a nice milk cow

1231
00:54:08,121 --> 00:54:11,520
but we found ourselves
a fucking T-rex, okay?

1232
00:54:11,524 --> 00:54:14,255
He's box office.
The guy is fucking diesel.

1233
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:16,992
I mean, he's good on camera.
He's fun. He'll fight.

1234
00:54:16,997 --> 00:54:18,795
Viewers will eat from his hand.

1235
00:54:18,799 --> 00:54:20,227
- No downside.
- Oh, yeah.

1236
00:54:20,232 --> 00:54:21,928
Let's just invade Poland, Dad.
No downside.

1237
00:54:21,933 --> 00:54:24,164
No, his chief of staff
broke a kid's jaw at a rally!

1238
00:54:24,169 --> 00:54:25,734
What?

1239
00:54:25,739 --> 00:54:27,036
If we don't come to an accommodation,

1240
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,536
we get outflanked, and we lose
the ATN dollar machine

1241
00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:32,708
when we need cash to fight Tech.
Right? And buy Gojo.

1242
00:54:32,713 --> 00:54:34,874
Shiv wants her way, I want my way,

1243
00:54:34,879 --> 00:54:36,610
Connor wants his way, so that's even.

1244
00:54:36,615 --> 00:54:40,015
It's not even!
My opinion counts for more!

1245
00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:42,084
No... It does! It just fucking does!

1246
00:54:42,088 --> 00:54:43,616
Okay? I know this. I know!

1247
00:54:43,621 --> 00:54:46,187
People hate him.
They fucking hate this guy!

1248
00:54:46,192 --> 00:54:48,025
You have to look at the climate.

1249
00:54:49,494 --> 00:54:52,994
Climate said I was going down.

1250
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:56,666
Climate said I should just step aside.

1251
00:54:59,972 --> 00:55:01,171
I guess...

1252
00:55:02,341 --> 00:55:04,041
I'm a climate denier.

1253
00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:08,476
Uh? I'm sorry, this is how it happens?

1254
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,878
- Good night.
- Dad?

1255
00:55:09,882 --> 00:55:12,983
Dad! Come on! He's just...
He's fucking dangerous!

1256
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,220
Definitely fucking.

1257
00:55:18,223 --> 00:55:20,357
Looks like your polling
was off again, Shiv.

1258
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,065
Let's go.

1259
00:55:40,111 --> 00:55:42,042
So, I saw you.

1260
00:55:42,046 --> 00:55:44,312
Looked like you were having
a whale of a time

1261
00:55:44,316 --> 00:55:46,714
flying on the wings of white power.

1262
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:49,850
Yeah, yeah. I was, uh, commandeered.

1263
00:55:49,854 --> 00:55:51,318
Did it feel good...

1264
00:55:51,322 --> 00:55:53,754
as the fascists hoisted you aloft

1265
00:55:53,758 --> 00:55:55,322
like the Stanley Cup?

1266
00:55:55,326 --> 00:55:56,356
So...

1267
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:58,692
Mencken's gonna take
the weekend straw poll,

1268
00:55:58,696 --> 00:56:01,295
and Petkus has confirmed he's backing.

1269
00:56:01,299 --> 00:56:02,496
Good.

1270
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:05,099
Sunday show pushed him this morning.

1271
00:56:05,103 --> 00:56:08,102
Let's see if this horse can run.

1272
00:56:08,106 --> 00:56:10,204
couldn't quite...

1273
00:56:10,208 --> 00:56:11,438
seal the deal.

1274
00:56:11,442 --> 00:56:12,807
And here I was thinking that...

1275
00:56:12,811 --> 00:56:15,475
you were gonna be the man
to put my dad in prison.

1276
00:56:15,479 --> 00:56:17,479
- Right.
- Siobhan!

1277
00:56:18,249 --> 00:56:19,446
Speak of the devil.

1278
00:56:19,450 --> 00:56:21,415
You take care. Good to see you.

1279
00:56:21,419 --> 00:56:22,849
We're doing photos.

1280
00:56:22,853 --> 00:56:25,153
- Family photo.
- Uh... With him?

1281
00:56:25,622 --> 00:56:27,486
No. No.

1282
00:56:27,490 --> 00:56:28,990
We're all in it. Let's go.

1283
00:56:30,327 --> 00:56:32,057
You've got enough people in the shot.

1284
00:56:32,062 --> 00:56:33,128
I'm good.

1285
00:56:36,133 --> 00:56:37,799
Get in the photo, please.

1286
00:56:42,672 --> 00:56:46,942
Siobhan, are you part
of this family or not?

1287
00:56:50,613 --> 00:56:52,678
Not standing next to him.

1288
00:56:52,682 --> 00:56:54,682
I'll be in the photo
but not right by him.

1289
00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:58,486
You win, Pinkie.

1290
00:56:59,322 --> 00:57:00,388
You win.

1291
00:57:01,791 --> 00:57:04,425
You did good this weekend, son.

1292
00:57:05,761 --> 00:57:07,058
Next to the congressman.

1293
00:57:07,063 --> 00:57:08,694
- Mr. Mencken.
- Roman.

1294
00:57:08,698 --> 00:57:10,162
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1295
00:57:16,439 --> 00:57:20,239
Okay, everybody,
just be casual. Relax. Smile.

1296
00:57:20,243 --> 00:57:22,273
Little chin down, Mr.
Men... Congressman.

1297
00:57:22,277 --> 00:57:24,409
And one, two, three.

1298
00:57:24,413 --> 00:57:26,944
Great! Great. Perfect.

1299
00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:28,613
- Thank you. Super.
- Good.

1300
00:57:28,617 --> 00:57:30,016
Great. Okay.

1301
00:57:30,586 --> 00:57:31,916
Um...

1302
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:33,618
Thank you. Should we get...

1303
00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:36,354
Should we get a couple of just... Um...

1304
00:58:41,830 --> 00:58:46,330
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