1 00:00:08,783 --> 00:00:10,483 That looks good. 2 00:00:51,525 --> 00:00:53,045 Yeah, I think we're good. That's good. 3 00:00:56,530 --> 00:00:57,828 - Yeah? - Yeah. 4 00:00:57,832 --> 00:01:00,664 - Yeah? - Yeah. I mean, yeah. 5 00:01:00,668 --> 00:01:02,730 Pretty good, man. 6 00:01:02,735 --> 00:01:04,200 That means funny, right? 7 00:01:04,205 --> 00:01:05,570 I think good. 8 00:01:06,808 --> 00:01:08,405 And then you're gonna do the... 9 00:01:08,409 --> 00:01:10,638 - Your whole, like, thing? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 10 00:01:10,643 --> 00:01:13,242 I mean fuck it, right? Just fucking go nut-nut. 11 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,547 Pure excess, full bore, yeah? 12 00:01:17,584 --> 00:01:19,016 Yeah. 13 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:23,053 - What? No? - No... Yeah, I th... I think. 14 00:01:23,057 --> 00:01:25,989 No, it's like I've gone anti-fragile. 15 00:01:25,993 --> 00:01:27,825 I can... I can accommodate anything. 16 00:01:27,829 --> 00:01:29,993 If I start second guessing, it collapses. 17 00:01:29,997 --> 00:01:34,463 Right. I think that is right. 18 00:01:34,467 --> 00:01:38,100 This is the full fucking thing. It's gonna be epic. 19 00:01:38,104 --> 00:01:41,370 This is the full fucking thing! 20 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:55,216 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 21 00:03:22,274 --> 00:03:24,205 We're good, right? All makes sense? 22 00:03:24,209 --> 00:03:28,609 Mm. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, this is great work, Rome. 23 00:03:28,613 --> 00:03:30,745 Well, obviously, the main thing is the... 24 00:03:30,749 --> 00:03:32,948 organizational cultural thing. 25 00:03:32,952 --> 00:03:34,214 Mm. Mm-hmm. 26 00:03:34,218 --> 00:03:37,349 I think, you know, everyone agrees that GoJo makes sense. 27 00:03:37,354 --> 00:03:38,752 No one needs persuading of that. 28 00:03:38,757 --> 00:03:41,587 Ah, well, kind of regret staying up all night 29 00:03:41,592 --> 00:03:43,022 with my assholes then. 30 00:03:43,027 --> 00:03:46,859 No. It's just about, you know, us here who get it, 31 00:03:46,864 --> 00:03:49,975 oiling the wheels and making sure there's no friction. 32 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,678 Well, of course. I mean, I would say 33 00:03:51,682 --> 00:03:53,780 we can handle the human stuff without too much issue. 34 00:03:53,784 --> 00:03:54,881 That needn't concern us. 35 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:57,252 That actually comes naturally to some of us. 36 00:03:58,088 --> 00:03:59,586 Which is why I focused 37 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:02,188 on integration benefits and deal detail. 38 00:04:02,192 --> 00:04:04,490 Great. Yeah. I'm just saying, big picture. 39 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,093 Well, big picture is made from small details, so... 40 00:04:07,097 --> 00:04:08,762 - Guys, guys, honestly. - Business lesson. 41 00:04:08,766 --> 00:04:10,697 It's just nerves. You've done really great work. 42 00:04:10,701 --> 00:04:13,199 Let's go and help your dad make the deal. 43 00:04:13,204 --> 00:04:15,035 Yeah. All right. 44 00:04:15,039 --> 00:04:17,970 - Nice rally call, Braveheart. - I try, I try. 45 00:04:17,974 --> 00:04:19,939 - And you're going tonight? - Ken Fest? 46 00:04:19,943 --> 00:04:21,541 - Yeah. - I wouldn't think so. 47 00:04:21,545 --> 00:04:24,277 Uh, if Matsson does, maybe for follow up? 48 00:04:24,281 --> 00:04:25,796 Gonna be pretty horrific. 49 00:04:25,801 --> 00:04:28,346 Your brother in a porta-potty rolling down a hill. 50 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,683 I might have to go just to see how bad it is. 51 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,251 Aww, brudders. 52 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:34,253 Fuck you. It's pure rubbernecking. 53 00:04:34,257 --> 00:04:36,255 Okay. What's this? 54 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:38,824 Uh, maybe Mattson's here early? 55 00:04:38,828 --> 00:04:40,426 Or she's gonna give birth 56 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:42,661 to Dad's baby while we chant a Satanic mass. 57 00:04:42,665 --> 00:04:45,098 It's like he's having a midlife crisis, aged 80. 58 00:04:45,102 --> 00:04:47,864 - It's fine. - No, it's not, Rome. 59 00:04:47,869 --> 00:04:49,768 He's fucking an assistant who's 50 years younger than him. 60 00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:51,402 It's not a crisis. That's normal. 61 00:04:51,407 --> 00:04:52,737 It's the opposite of a crisis. 62 00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:54,673 We should all be so fucking lucky. 63 00:04:54,677 --> 00:04:56,175 - Hiya. - That's so funny. 64 00:04:56,179 --> 00:04:58,107 Oh. Okay. Champagne? 65 00:04:58,112 --> 00:05:01,678 Uh, did you do it already? Did you land GoJo already without us, Dad? 66 00:05:01,683 --> 00:05:02,983 We're not celebrating. 67 00:05:03,852 --> 00:05:05,848 Long road ahead. 68 00:05:05,853 --> 00:05:09,253 Lovely long open road. Wind in our hair. 69 00:05:09,258 --> 00:05:10,622 Wind in your hair? 70 00:05:10,627 --> 00:05:12,756 We've had a vibration. 71 00:05:12,761 --> 00:05:14,792 I've been speaking to a contact 72 00:05:14,796 --> 00:05:17,095 - with connections at DOJ. - Laurie? 73 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:18,896 Well, we have a number of friends. 74 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:21,366 And the word is, on the down-low, 75 00:05:21,370 --> 00:05:23,468 that they've seen everything now. 76 00:05:23,472 --> 00:05:24,867 They've reviewed, 77 00:05:24,872 --> 00:05:27,003 and they're happy with how we're engaging, 78 00:05:27,008 --> 00:05:30,575 and they're coming to the view that Kendall overpromised. 79 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:33,543 And perhaps some men were terribly naughty back in the day, 80 00:05:33,548 --> 00:05:35,846 but nothing systemic, nothing sanctioned. 81 00:05:35,851 --> 00:05:37,217 It's going to be a number. 82 00:05:39,621 --> 00:05:42,219 - Just a number? - Nothing custodial. 83 00:05:42,223 --> 00:05:44,655 - For anyone. - Uh, no prison? 84 00:05:44,659 --> 00:05:46,823 Nuh-uh. Nope, we don't think so. 85 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:49,092 - Here's to us! - To us! 86 00:05:49,096 --> 00:05:52,263 And... to justice! 87 00:05:52,267 --> 00:05:54,833 To justice. Yeah. 88 00:05:55,503 --> 00:05:58,003 I'll remember. 89 00:06:00,608 --> 00:06:04,908 Well, congratulations, Dad. You've done it again. 90 00:06:04,912 --> 00:06:06,377 It's great. 91 00:06:06,381 --> 00:06:08,745 Let's just hope you don't do it again, right? 92 00:06:08,749 --> 00:06:11,450 No. Lessons learned. 93 00:06:14,155 --> 00:06:16,086 And here's to Tom! 94 00:06:16,090 --> 00:06:18,954 Uh, long road ahead. No premature celebrations. 95 00:06:18,959 --> 00:06:21,122 Mm-hmm, absolutely. Amen to that! 96 00:06:21,127 --> 00:06:22,525 Top me up, why don't ya? 97 00:06:22,529 --> 00:06:24,594 Take me home, country roads! 98 00:06:24,598 --> 00:06:26,162 Just gonna run to the little boy's room. 99 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:29,597 Okay. Okay. Enough, enough. No more mooning. 100 00:06:29,602 --> 00:06:34,002 No more backslapping. GoJo! GoJo! GoJo! 101 00:06:45,452 --> 00:06:48,920 Hello. Oh-oh-oh-oh. 102 00:06:49,289 --> 00:06:50,388 Hello. 103 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:02,964 Hey, scooch over a little bit, buddy. 104 00:07:02,968 --> 00:07:04,067 Mm-hmm. 105 00:07:07,273 --> 00:07:09,973 Thank you, Greg. 106 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:13,277 Yes! 107 00:07:13,812 --> 00:07:18,280 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 108 00:07:18,284 --> 00:07:20,584 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 109 00:07:24,623 --> 00:07:26,019 Yeah, fuck yeah! 110 00:07:26,023 --> 00:07:28,458 What? What? 111 00:07:29,427 --> 00:07:32,629 What is going on? Wh... Are you okay? 112 00:07:35,634 --> 00:07:38,566 Apologies, Greg, I may have gotten a little carried away. 113 00:07:38,570 --> 00:07:40,670 But I just popped around to say... 114 00:07:41,339 --> 00:07:43,837 that no one is going to jail. 115 00:07:43,841 --> 00:07:46,540 Gerri spoke to the DOJ... 116 00:07:46,544 --> 00:07:50,578 - and the Waystar Two... - ... are free. 117 00:07:50,582 --> 00:07:53,449 Okay. Is it real? 118 00:08:18,642 --> 00:08:20,176 It was good news. 119 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:36,654 What are we looking at in terms of, uh, 120 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:38,058 what are the responses looking like? 121 00:08:38,062 --> 00:08:41,461 Uh, I think about 80 percent of your A-list is yeses 122 00:08:41,465 --> 00:08:43,830 and 15 percent are maybes. 123 00:08:43,834 --> 00:08:46,833 Okay. Well, maybes are nos, let's not live in a dream world. 124 00:08:46,837 --> 00:08:48,768 But, uh, who's in? 125 00:08:48,772 --> 00:08:50,303 Off the top of my head, it's great. 126 00:08:50,307 --> 00:08:54,441 - Um, Dion, Barry, JP, David... - Nice. 127 00:08:54,445 --> 00:08:58,478 Anna, Tom, Tory, Jeff, Elon, Lukas, 128 00:08:58,482 --> 00:09:02,617 Jennifer and Emma, yeses. Chloe is still a maybe. 129 00:09:03,987 --> 00:09:07,587 And, uh... and the sibs? 130 00:09:07,591 --> 00:09:10,625 Um, yeah, uh... 131 00:09:11,862 --> 00:09:14,929 Okay. No. Whatever. Fine. Fine. 132 00:09:15,966 --> 00:09:18,630 This is fucking cool, Comfry. Hey, hey, listen, 133 00:09:18,634 --> 00:09:21,700 you have a good time, too, yeah? Like everyone, 134 00:09:21,704 --> 00:09:25,136 servers, fucking... the imagineers, the DJ crew, 135 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,805 you know, this is highly egalitarian, 136 00:09:26,809 --> 00:09:29,842 like, do your job, but fucking get your drink on 137 00:09:29,846 --> 00:09:31,343 get your buzz on. 138 00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:33,011 There's no boundaries if you're cool. 139 00:09:33,015 --> 00:09:37,182 Mission Control out! Shit is about to pop off! 140 00:09:38,421 --> 00:09:40,519 Party! 141 00:09:40,523 --> 00:09:43,622 It's my birthday! Fuck you! 142 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:45,257 Whoo! 143 00:09:50,365 --> 00:09:51,464 Hey, hey. 144 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,470 There might be a problem with GoJo. 145 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,673 Okay. Where's Matsson? 146 00:10:02,677 --> 00:10:05,879 He's sent Sherpas. He's not coming. 147 00:10:10,084 --> 00:10:11,150 Okay. 148 00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:18,656 It's off. Tell these kids to fuck off. Meeting cancelled. 149 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:22,589 Okay, well, what's the downside, Dad? 150 00:10:22,594 --> 00:10:24,792 You know, meet these guys, could read petulant not to? 151 00:10:24,797 --> 00:10:26,160 If he wants to send a nobody... 152 00:10:26,165 --> 00:10:29,231 Well, his CFO and a whole team of, uh, people... 153 00:10:29,236 --> 00:10:32,769 He's going to this fucking party, isn't he? Huh? 154 00:10:32,773 --> 00:10:35,439 Where is he? Getting his nails done, 155 00:10:35,443 --> 00:10:36,840 asshole whitened? 156 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,809 I think we might have to court him 157 00:10:38,813 --> 00:10:40,844 - a little, is the thing. - Ah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. 158 00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,276 It's bad fucking juju to start like this. 159 00:10:43,281 --> 00:10:45,279 Can we not at least talk 160 00:10:45,284 --> 00:10:48,375 - to the nobodies a little... - No! No. We have other options. 161 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:50,012 Do we, though? This could be our last chance 162 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,847 to avoid the legacy media graveyard. 163 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:55,551 Frank's reached out to Nan about Pierce. 164 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:59,487 What? Seriously? We're going after Pierce again? 165 00:10:59,491 --> 00:11:00,757 It's exciting. 166 00:11:02,694 --> 00:11:04,561 Okay. That's it. Everyone back to work. 167 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:10,231 The deal makes sense. It's a great deal. 168 00:11:10,235 --> 00:11:12,631 but he won't make the deal because he's an arrogant prick. 169 00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:15,635 Fine. Matsson's an asshole. Fucking of course he is. 170 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,106 But do we burn our only parachute because of that? 171 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,141 It's just smart business, Shiv. 172 00:11:20,145 --> 00:11:23,378 I don't wanna pay over the odds. And eventually, 173 00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,711 the market will make him make the deal. 174 00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:28,146 Unless someone makes a better offer first. 175 00:11:28,151 --> 00:11:31,685 Yeah, Dad, this is it. We have a scale issue. 176 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,353 Our streaming platform is for shit. 177 00:11:33,357 --> 00:11:35,489 And... and we have nothing that looks like growth. 178 00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,355 This gets us consequentially into streaming, 179 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,493 it gets us into sports betting, it gets us into social media. 180 00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:41,726 We have a little window. 181 00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:43,562 Miss this, and we end up being a pilot fish 182 00:11:43,567 --> 00:11:45,531 nibbling leftovers from Bezos's fucking teeth. 183 00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:49,036 Kerry? What was it, that thing you said about Matsson? 184 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,370 He thinks he's a genius. 185 00:11:50,374 --> 00:11:52,873 He's made one good piece of tech. Fuck him. 186 00:11:52,877 --> 00:11:55,509 We appreciate your input, Kerry, but "fuck him" 187 00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:58,615 - is not good tactics. - It is good tactics. 188 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:02,249 Dad, please, if you don't wanna talk to Matsson, 189 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:03,484 fine, but let me. 190 00:12:03,488 --> 00:12:05,451 Or let me. Or we can both do it. 191 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,220 He's gonna be at the party, right? 192 00:12:07,224 --> 00:12:08,857 - You're going? - Mm-hmm. 193 00:12:09,527 --> 00:12:11,090 Can't hurt. 194 00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:14,694 Fine. But don't go in too strong. 195 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:18,464 This is a black box and I don't want to overpay. 196 00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:20,500 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Got it. I'm on it. 197 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:23,338 Yeah, I... I'll reorganize my diary. I got it. 198 00:12:24,207 --> 00:12:26,039 Since you're going... 199 00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:28,842 you might as well give him this in person. 200 00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:30,644 Oh, yeah. Okay. 201 00:12:30,648 --> 00:12:32,681 What do you think? Do you think he'll like it? 202 00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:50,329 No, I just... I feel amazing, you know? 203 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:52,998 My senses are heightened, the air smells sweeter. 204 00:12:53,002 --> 00:12:55,000 And, you know, it's like I can see the poetry 205 00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:56,702 and all little mundane things. 206 00:12:56,706 --> 00:12:58,538 - Mm-hmm. - It's... I... 207 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,173 I'm gonna get so fucked up. 208 00:13:00,177 --> 00:13:02,208 - Oh. - Okay. Is that okay? 209 00:13:02,212 --> 00:13:04,076 Yeah, you don't need my permission. 210 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,545 Like, how fucked up? 211 00:13:05,549 --> 00:13:07,680 - Hi, there. - Hi, there. 212 00:13:07,684 --> 00:13:09,347 Tom Wambsgans! 213 00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:11,583 - Not going to prison. - Wow. 214 00:13:11,587 --> 00:13:13,385 - Hi. - We're asking everyone 215 00:13:13,389 --> 00:13:15,050 to hand in their coats and phones. 216 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:17,688 Kendall would like his present to be everyone being present. 217 00:13:17,693 --> 00:13:19,191 Yeah. Fuck off. I'm not doing that. 218 00:13:19,195 --> 00:13:20,958 Yeah, you're gonna have to tase us. 219 00:13:20,962 --> 00:13:23,195 - And your coat? - Uh, nuh-uh, 220 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:25,963 I will remain coated, thank you, as is my right. 221 00:13:27,102 --> 00:13:29,568 So come on. What? What happened? 222 00:13:29,572 --> 00:13:31,269 Ranch stuff. 223 00:13:31,273 --> 00:13:33,137 What, a horse didn't want you to fuck it? What? 224 00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:35,674 - He had a fall. - Don't say, "had a fall", 225 00:13:35,678 --> 00:13:37,642 that sounds like I'm 89. No! 226 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:41,580 Maxim and I actually got some polling results, 227 00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:42,880 we shared a Cognac, 228 00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:44,849 and then I slipped doing a little Irish jig. 229 00:13:44,853 --> 00:13:46,350 Oh. Okay, ranch stuff. 230 00:13:46,354 --> 00:13:47,785 - Yeah. - Got it. Real cowboy. 231 00:13:47,789 --> 00:13:50,154 Oh, my God. This feels disgustingly Kendall. 232 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,726 - So, where's Tabs? She busy? - Yeah. 233 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,761 - Again? Did you kill her? - Yeah. 234 00:13:56,765 --> 00:13:59,063 It's going great, I'll have you know. 235 00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:01,332 She's just a bit boring is all. That's all I'm saying. 236 00:14:01,336 --> 00:14:03,634 Okay. The relationship was fine sexually 237 00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:05,502 and you're loving the intimacy and all? 238 00:14:05,506 --> 00:14:07,438 Yes. I love the intimacy. 239 00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:09,273 I love people really getting to know me. 240 00:14:09,277 --> 00:14:10,407 Uh-huh. Yeah. 241 00:14:10,411 --> 00:14:12,210 Oh, like you're the fucking catch of the day. 242 00:14:12,214 --> 00:14:13,747 You're more fucked up than I am. 243 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:16,480 Congratulations! 244 00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:19,850 You've just been born into the world of Kendall Roy! 245 00:14:19,854 --> 00:14:21,552 Okay. Immersive theater. 246 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:23,887 I mean, I could have consulted, but whatever. 247 00:14:23,891 --> 00:14:25,088 Oh, Jesus. 248 00:14:25,092 --> 00:14:28,193 Uh, so if we've just been born, then, uh... 249 00:14:29,096 --> 00:14:31,161 Oh, okay. So I'm inserting myself 250 00:14:31,165 --> 00:14:32,696 into my mom's vagina now? 251 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:33,864 - Wow. - Is that what's happening? 252 00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:36,433 Cold and inhospitable, seems to check out. 253 00:14:36,437 --> 00:14:39,970 I am repeatedly entering my own mother. 254 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:42,406 Is that... That's not right. 255 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,174 This is my mom's cooch, so you know. 256 00:14:44,178 --> 00:14:46,738 And, uh, you're implying that it's massive, so you might wanna... 257 00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:48,746 tighten my mother's vagina. 258 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,982 Hey, Tom Wambsgans, free man, how's it going? 259 00:14:51,986 --> 00:14:53,751 Gregory Hirsch, uh, not going to prison. 260 00:14:53,755 --> 00:14:56,320 Pleased to meet you! 261 00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:58,688 Look at you all gussied up, you slick little fuck. 262 00:14:58,692 --> 00:15:00,824 - Well, thank you. Nice. - Yes. 263 00:15:00,828 --> 00:15:02,292 - Uh, feeling good? - Oh, yeah. 264 00:15:02,296 --> 00:15:04,961 Say, have you seen, uh, Comfry? 265 00:15:04,965 --> 00:15:09,001 Ken's PR? With the... the hair always kind of in a... 266 00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:13,236 - messy... - Gregory John Hirsch. 267 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,572 You got a crush? 268 00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:18,007 - Oh, my God. - What? 269 00:15:18,012 --> 00:15:19,876 She seems like a nice person. 270 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:22,044 Well, I mean, she's way out of your league, man. I mean, 271 00:15:22,048 --> 00:15:24,579 it's like a haunted scarecrow asking out Jackie Onassis. 272 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:25,715 It's a suicide mission. 273 00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,217 Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure, Tom. 274 00:15:27,221 --> 00:15:29,754 No, no, no. No, no. This is not a razz. 275 00:15:30,490 --> 00:15:31,922 Greg. She's a goddess. 276 00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:34,889 And you're a... you're a nine-foot Cro-Magnon man. 277 00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:38,159 I mean, you shouldn't even be really thinking about her. 278 00:15:38,164 --> 00:15:39,829 You're gonna put her in a tough spot. 279 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:43,265 Look, I'm not unaware of the discrepancy in terms of 280 00:15:43,269 --> 00:15:46,101 - our physical circumstances. - It's a chasm. 281 00:15:46,105 --> 00:15:50,405 Well, I have an initial approach which is... 282 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,104 "You're like a fascinating book 283 00:15:52,109 --> 00:15:54,408 I'd like to crack open". 284 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,745 Okay. Well, how'd... how'd you get Shiv? 285 00:15:56,749 --> 00:15:59,683 - She's out of your league. - Oh! 286 00:16:00,786 --> 00:16:02,451 - Testy, Greg! - Well? 287 00:16:02,455 --> 00:16:05,587 Well, Greg, I'll tell you. I got a dick the size of a red sequoia 288 00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:09,026 and I fuck like a bullet train. Okay? Satisfied? 289 00:16:09,863 --> 00:16:12,460 - Prove it. - What? 290 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,864 Okay, so where's Matsson? 291 00:16:15,868 --> 00:16:18,066 Probably standing in a corner somewhere, 292 00:16:18,070 --> 00:16:21,169 monitoring his biometrics from his watch. 293 00:16:21,173 --> 00:16:23,137 Should we just say hi to Ken really fast? 294 00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:26,875 - Just to get it out of the way? - Uh, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, Berry. 295 00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:28,376 - Hi. - Where's Ken? 296 00:16:28,381 --> 00:16:29,943 Uh, VIP. 297 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,112 Uh-huh. Okay. 298 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:41,555 Today is pretty fucking iconic. 299 00:16:41,559 --> 00:16:42,622 Yeah. 300 00:16:47,198 --> 00:16:50,465 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Who... who... who let you guys in? 301 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,701 - This is friends only. - Oh. Shouldn't it be empty then? 302 00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,669 Beat me by one second. 303 00:16:56,673 --> 00:16:58,471 - Happy birthday, old man. - Um... 304 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,941 Just to say, I'm only here because I heard this was going 305 00:17:00,945 --> 00:17:02,976 to be a five-dimensional catastrophe 306 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,012 and I want to watch you crash and burn. 307 00:17:05,016 --> 00:17:08,248 - Come here. - Oh. Yeah, all right. Hugsy. 308 00:17:08,252 --> 00:17:09,516 Man, it's like you feel old. 309 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,351 Are you sure you're only 40? You look like shit. 310 00:17:13,457 --> 00:17:15,953 What? No card? I'm disappointed, 311 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,023 because you normally write me such lovely letters. 312 00:17:18,028 --> 00:17:19,725 Oh, yeah. No, I couldn't find one that said 313 00:17:19,729 --> 00:17:22,163 both "Happy Birthday" and "Get Well Soon". 314 00:17:23,732 --> 00:17:26,965 Well... I'm glad you came. 315 00:17:26,969 --> 00:17:29,303 - It says a lot. - Yeah, it was a ten-minute drive. 316 00:17:29,704 --> 00:17:31,002 Uh-huh. 317 00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:33,440 Okay. Well, give me a hug before you start weeping. 318 00:17:35,444 --> 00:17:36,607 It's good to see you. 319 00:17:36,611 --> 00:17:38,410 - Hi, Kenny. - Holy shit. 320 00:17:38,414 --> 00:17:40,376 - Holy shit. Gang's all here? - Yeah. 321 00:17:40,381 --> 00:17:42,879 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. Hey, man, what... 322 00:17:42,884 --> 00:17:44,615 what... what... what's this? What happened? 323 00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:49,087 Well, little overexcited about a political breakthrough, so... 324 00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:50,155 - Okay. - Yeah. 325 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,957 But what... what's with the coat? You're not staying or... 326 00:17:51,961 --> 00:17:53,160 It's a coat. I like it. 327 00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:55,893 So, what do you think? 328 00:17:55,897 --> 00:17:57,161 It's cool. Can I ask you, 329 00:17:57,165 --> 00:17:58,930 did you ask for Mommy's permission 330 00:17:58,934 --> 00:18:01,499 for the use of her, uh, squatch? 331 00:18:01,503 --> 00:18:03,668 What? From a copyright perspective? 332 00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:05,803 Well, it's just, you know, call me old-fashioned, 333 00:18:05,807 --> 00:18:07,772 but I think you should ask before you construct 334 00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:09,807 a giant replica of someone's vagina. No? 335 00:18:09,811 --> 00:18:12,543 Roman, relax. Yes, you can take it home with you. 336 00:18:12,547 --> 00:18:15,913 Okay. So. Go on, tell us. Who's here? 337 00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:17,414 - Who isn't? - Your dad. 338 00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:18,850 - Your mom. - Your wife and kids. 339 00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:21,185 Any real friends. 340 00:18:21,189 --> 00:18:23,488 I mean business folks, yeah. Stewy? 341 00:18:23,492 --> 00:18:25,490 I mean, honestly, we could do with building some bridges. 342 00:18:25,494 --> 00:18:28,392 So, yeah, Lawrence Yee? Lukas Matsson? 343 00:18:28,396 --> 00:18:30,460 Yeah, yeah. They're all here. Somewhere. 344 00:18:30,465 --> 00:18:31,595 Mm-hmm. 345 00:18:31,599 --> 00:18:33,329 Hey, I got something to show you. This way. This way. 346 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,598 - Great. - Hey, Will. 347 00:18:34,602 --> 00:18:36,232 - Yeah. - Hey, Nay. 348 00:18:36,236 --> 00:18:38,300 Nay, I... I... I... I'm gonna show these guys around. 349 00:18:38,304 --> 00:18:40,503 Hey, uh, I actually got something from, uh, Dad, 350 00:18:40,508 --> 00:18:42,438 and myself, I suppose. 351 00:18:42,442 --> 00:18:43,640 - What is it? - Oh, 352 00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:45,909 it's, uh, it's your baby teeth and an iTunes gift card. 353 00:18:45,913 --> 00:18:47,677 It's nice. No, it's a... it's a nice thing. 354 00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:48,914 We... we hope you'll like it. 355 00:18:49,984 --> 00:18:52,518 - Okay. Let me show you some shit. - Okay. 356 00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:57,721 So, I consulted with Gladwell and Harari, 357 00:18:57,725 --> 00:19:00,924 and Lovelock and Popcorn, and this in here, 358 00:19:00,928 --> 00:19:02,458 it's, uh, it's pretty technical, 359 00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:04,327 but this is the best we could come up with 360 00:19:04,331 --> 00:19:06,361 on the likely directions of society, 361 00:19:06,365 --> 00:19:08,465 so a little dry, but... 362 00:19:09,402 --> 00:19:10,566 accurate, I would say. 363 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:11,810 - Accurate. - President. 364 00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:17,806 Hmm. Not a bad way to go. 365 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,809 Also, we got people in here picturing me jerking off, 366 00:19:20,813 --> 00:19:22,112 so who's the real winner? 367 00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:23,881 Oh, man. 368 00:19:26,519 --> 00:19:29,518 What if McCartney tweets this? 369 00:19:29,522 --> 00:19:33,689 This is not... I mean, jokes are all very well and... 370 00:19:33,693 --> 00:19:35,624 Come on, man, I'm breaking through. 371 00:19:35,628 --> 00:19:37,992 Ken, I'm not sure that you're aware, but Conn is polling 372 00:19:37,996 --> 00:19:41,262 - very close to one percent so... - One percent? 373 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:42,331 - Really? - Congrats. 374 00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:43,964 That's four million people, 375 00:19:43,969 --> 00:19:46,067 and it's enough to sway the race. 376 00:19:46,071 --> 00:19:48,803 And I am interested to see who comes crawling first, 377 00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:50,903 Merkel, begging for me to save democracy 378 00:19:50,908 --> 00:19:53,506 or Soros serenading me from the trees. 379 00:19:53,511 --> 00:19:56,410 You did, however, actually shit your bag. 380 00:19:56,414 --> 00:19:58,446 Yeah, you know why? Because I took you two fucking assholes 381 00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:00,347 on a camping trip 'cause Dad couldn't be bothered. 382 00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:01,683 - That's why! - Okay, okay, okay. 383 00:20:01,687 --> 00:20:03,284 - And I ate some bad fucking fish. - Hey, hey, hey. 384 00:20:03,288 --> 00:20:05,119 - Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey. - This is bullshit! 385 00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,821 Hey, excuse me, hey, can we... can we take down 386 00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:08,556 the crap sack Conner piece, please? 387 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,225 Conn? Conn? Conn? 388 00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,260 It's coming down. It's a joke, okay? 389 00:20:13,264 --> 00:20:14,895 - Come on, man. Loosen up. - I'm good. 390 00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:17,600 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - Lose the coat, yeah? 391 00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:21,600 Okay. 392 00:20:21,605 --> 00:20:23,669 All right, I gotta circulate. We can check in later. 393 00:20:23,674 --> 00:20:25,506 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'd be great. - I'd like that. 394 00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:27,708 It's a great night. I'm happy you're here. 395 00:20:27,712 --> 00:20:29,712 - Fucking best birthday ever. - Mm-hmm. 396 00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:32,679 Okay. Later. 397 00:21:27,104 --> 00:21:29,968 Wow. Wow, wow. 398 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,580 Hey. Hey, hey. 399 00:21:40,584 --> 00:21:43,816 Hey. Oh, I think there's a line at the treehouse, actually. 400 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,653 Can you fix, please? Thank you. 401 00:21:46,657 --> 00:21:49,489 - What's up? - Hey, I'm glad I ran into you. 402 00:21:49,493 --> 00:21:51,357 Yeah, yeah, me too. 403 00:21:51,361 --> 00:21:56,195 Right, because I might have to brief the press against you. 404 00:21:56,199 --> 00:21:59,565 Oh. The... the... the whole press? 405 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:03,033 Yeah. Just Kendall's really going balls-to-the-wall 406 00:22:03,038 --> 00:22:05,603 - and you know, you're on the other team. - Hmm. 407 00:22:05,608 --> 00:22:10,776 But I'm gonna try to keep it targeted rather than terminal. 408 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,845 Thank you kindly, ma'am. 409 00:22:12,849 --> 00:22:15,081 That's... that's very kind of you. 410 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:17,182 How... how can I possibly repay you? 411 00:22:17,187 --> 00:22:19,418 - Hey, Comf? - You're a very fair maiden 412 00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,590 for... for such activities, uh, for such a kind... 413 00:22:23,326 --> 00:22:25,126 A very evenhanded maiden. 414 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,431 You good? 415 00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:32,966 Yeah, yeah. 416 00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:40,573 Yeah, so... so... Dad sent me something for my birthday. 417 00:22:40,976 --> 00:22:42,142 Okay? 418 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,277 It's a little Trojan mindfuck. 419 00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:48,880 He's trying to slip a maggot in the candy apple. 420 00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:51,582 He's offering to buy me out of my share in the company. 421 00:22:51,586 --> 00:22:55,611 Okay. Wow. Like, what is that? 422 00:22:55,616 --> 00:22:57,487 In terms of a number? 423 00:22:57,492 --> 00:23:01,126 Two bill. But it's a mind game. He's just... He's worried 424 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:04,363 I'm not gonna let him keep on living rent free up here. 425 00:23:06,067 --> 00:23:07,965 - And? - And fuck him. 426 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,870 Right? Maybe I refuse to engage. 427 00:23:12,506 --> 00:23:14,039 Mind game that, motherfucker. 428 00:23:15,076 --> 00:23:18,010 Yeah. That's great. But... 429 00:23:20,314 --> 00:23:23,682 maybe you do take it. 430 00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:28,720 Maybe, I don't know. Yeah, may... maybe... maybe... 431 00:23:30,357 --> 00:23:32,790 maybe I buy you 432 00:23:32,794 --> 00:23:36,125 a diamond the size of the Ritz-Carlton 433 00:23:36,129 --> 00:23:38,127 and a few illustrious newspapers, 434 00:23:38,131 --> 00:23:39,927 the Globe and Mail, the LA Times, 435 00:23:39,932 --> 00:23:41,997 I print a front page of my dad eating dog dick 436 00:23:42,002 --> 00:23:43,699 every day for a year. 437 00:23:43,703 --> 00:23:47,870 And we're living in Marrakesh and I'm fucking you 438 00:23:47,874 --> 00:23:50,909 and smoking hash and learning how to turn a lathe? 439 00:23:53,079 --> 00:23:55,409 Um, all good. 440 00:23:55,414 --> 00:23:58,113 But do we know where Lukas Matsson is right now? 441 00:23:58,118 --> 00:23:59,816 Shiv and Roman have been asking staff 442 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:02,850 for Matsson's location and inquiring discreetly 443 00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:04,956 about a private meeting space. Is that okay? 444 00:24:09,362 --> 00:24:10,460 Okay. 445 00:24:12,998 --> 00:24:14,760 Okay. Uh, can... can the party team 446 00:24:14,765 --> 00:24:17,597 get eyes on Matsson and ask him to meet me in the treehouse? 447 00:24:17,602 --> 00:24:19,334 Sure. 448 00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:22,005 Um, can you find Lukas Matsson and tell... 449 00:24:23,408 --> 00:24:25,207 Hey, I have a location. 450 00:24:25,211 --> 00:24:26,574 - Oh, great. Let's go! - Yeah. 451 00:24:26,578 --> 00:24:28,343 - But don't fuck this, yeah? - Oh, come on. 452 00:24:28,347 --> 00:24:30,879 - Easy. No. Upstairs. - Please, where are we going? 453 00:24:33,485 --> 00:24:35,750 - What the fuck? - Yeah. I know. 454 00:24:35,754 --> 00:24:37,886 I think a 40-year-old man who rebuilds 455 00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:39,687 his childhood treehouse should immediately 456 00:24:39,691 --> 00:24:41,723 go on the sex offender registry. 457 00:24:41,727 --> 00:24:43,024 Hey. 458 00:24:43,028 --> 00:24:44,959 Are you letting me in or what's the deal? 459 00:24:44,963 --> 00:24:46,193 Do you have a rainbow band? 460 00:24:46,197 --> 00:24:48,896 Yes, I'm... I'm... I'm a walking rainbow band. 461 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,631 - There he is. - Oh, hey. 462 00:24:50,635 --> 00:24:52,032 - Hey. - Okay. 463 00:24:52,036 --> 00:24:53,200 This guy's not letting us in. 464 00:24:53,204 --> 00:24:54,736 - You done downstairs? - Yeah. We are done. 465 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:57,171 Hey, Ken, may we please step inside your mental disorder? 466 00:24:57,175 --> 00:24:59,374 - Good one. - Thanks. 467 00:24:59,378 --> 00:25:00,842 - Okay. - Um, sorry. 468 00:25:00,846 --> 00:25:02,276 - What? - That's not possible. 469 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,444 Okay. Why? 470 00:25:03,448 --> 00:25:05,480 Yeah, well, because the thing is, 471 00:25:05,484 --> 00:25:09,083 the treehouse is cool and you're not cool. 472 00:25:09,087 --> 00:25:11,383 Oh, wow, yes. The coolest grown man's treehouse 473 00:25:11,388 --> 00:25:13,387 I've seen in quite a while. 474 00:25:13,392 --> 00:25:16,424 Okay. Okay. No, seriously, guys, just come over... 475 00:25:16,428 --> 00:25:18,658 come over here for a second. Let's go over here. 476 00:25:18,662 --> 00:25:20,095 Just one second. 477 00:25:21,965 --> 00:25:24,498 Sorry, but, like, so joking aside... 478 00:25:24,502 --> 00:25:25,732 Great jokes. 479 00:25:25,736 --> 00:25:28,101 There is actually a real issue here... 480 00:25:28,105 --> 00:25:29,503 - Okay. - ... and I need to be discreet 481 00:25:29,507 --> 00:25:31,605 because there's a lot of celebrities around 482 00:25:31,609 --> 00:25:34,510 and if you guys were in the treehouse, it kinda... 483 00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:38,545 kinda wouldn't feel like the treehouse, you know? 484 00:25:39,983 --> 00:25:41,915 - You're a Nazi lover. - Oh. 485 00:25:41,919 --> 00:25:43,450 - And you're a Nazi lover. - Mm-hmm. 486 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,118 And I'm a defender of liberal democracy. 487 00:25:45,122 --> 00:25:46,787 - Okay. - And this here is made 488 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,822 from George Washington's cherry tree, so... 489 00:25:48,826 --> 00:25:50,189 - The fuck? - Ya-da-da, da-da-da-da. 490 00:25:50,193 --> 00:25:51,557 Are you actually not gonna let us in? 491 00:25:51,561 --> 00:25:53,425 Or are you just gonna bullshit us a little bit 492 00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:55,531 - before you let us in? - To see Matsson? 493 00:25:59,168 --> 00:26:01,198 That's why you're here. You're trying to push a deal here. 494 00:26:01,202 --> 00:26:02,401 - So? - Who fucking gives a shit? 495 00:26:02,405 --> 00:26:03,803 Like what's the difference? I just wanna talk to him. 496 00:26:03,807 --> 00:26:05,270 High-quality personal conduct. 497 00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:06,339 - Oh. - Really top rank. 498 00:26:06,344 --> 00:26:08,073 What's the difference? I wanna talk to him. So what? 499 00:26:08,077 --> 00:26:10,342 Yeah. And you know what happens if we do talk to him? 500 00:26:10,346 --> 00:26:12,108 Either we strike out and nothing. 501 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:15,178 Or we succeed, Waystar benefits, and your net worth goes up by 502 00:26:15,183 --> 00:26:16,949 - several hundred million dollars. - You're welcome. 503 00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:18,017 - Right. - Yeah. 504 00:26:18,022 --> 00:26:19,482 But I have to weigh that against the 505 00:26:19,487 --> 00:26:21,119 consideration that no losers are allowed. 506 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,488 - Oh my fucking God. - Okay, I'm going in. This is fucking stupid. 507 00:26:22,492 --> 00:26:23,756 - Hey, bro, bro. - This is dumb. 508 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,824 - Hey, look at him! Oh my God. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 509 00:26:25,828 --> 00:26:29,026 Did you see that? I just got moved. Um, all right. 510 00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:30,328 - Oh, my God, bro! - No, no, no. No, no, no. 511 00:26:30,332 --> 00:26:31,830 - What? What is this? - Bro. Bro, bro. Calm down. 512 00:26:31,834 --> 00:26:33,065 Are you actually gonna what, stop me? 513 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,168 - You're getting worked up about a treehouse? - Yeah. 514 00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:35,203 You know how ridiculous that is? 515 00:26:35,207 --> 00:26:37,001 Hey, come on in. Wristband him. 516 00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:38,770 Yeah, wristband this guy. Uh, what's his name? 517 00:26:38,774 --> 00:26:40,271 - What is his name? Who is he? - No idea. 518 00:26:40,275 --> 00:26:42,340 - Good. So good. So good. - See these two? 519 00:26:42,344 --> 00:26:44,509 Don't let these two in, okay? 520 00:26:44,513 --> 00:26:46,644 - Yeah. - This is my treehouse. 521 00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:48,580 You shouldn't be anywhere near here. 522 00:26:48,584 --> 00:26:50,748 - Mm-hmm. - What is happening? 523 00:26:50,752 --> 00:26:52,917 Oh, hey, thanks for the offer, Rome. 524 00:26:52,921 --> 00:26:56,253 Really cool. Great headfuck from you and Dad, thanks. 525 00:26:56,257 --> 00:26:58,590 Unbelievable. Unbelievable. 526 00:26:58,594 --> 00:27:00,524 - What's he talking about? What offer? - Oh, I hope he fucking dies. 527 00:27:00,528 --> 00:27:02,526 What? Oh, God. That's nothing. 528 00:27:02,530 --> 00:27:04,928 - What is it? - It's no... It's a... it's a... 529 00:27:04,932 --> 00:27:07,898 it's a little move to ease him out of the holding company. 530 00:27:07,902 --> 00:27:08,932 You and Dad? 531 00:27:08,936 --> 00:27:10,466 Well, he can only sell to family, right? 532 00:27:10,470 --> 00:27:12,002 And, yeah, I think Dad put my name on there. 533 00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:13,405 - It's housekeeping. - Oh, "I think"? 534 00:27:13,409 --> 00:27:15,303 It's a name on a piece of paper, Shiv. 535 00:27:15,308 --> 00:27:17,741 - It's nothing. - Okay. So can I be the name on the piece of paper? 536 00:27:17,745 --> 00:27:20,176 I can't even do anything with it. It's musical chairs. 537 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,512 I'm sorry. Just, historically, 538 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:23,613 who owns the fucking company has been of some interest. 539 00:27:23,617 --> 00:27:24,747 Dad and I handled it. 540 00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,348 What, you wanna figure out the financing? 541 00:27:26,352 --> 00:27:27,917 - "Dad and I handled it"? - Yeah. 542 00:27:27,921 --> 00:27:32,588 Wow. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I love that. It's great. 543 00:27:32,592 --> 00:27:35,758 No, it's just fucking great. Fuck you. Fuck this. 544 00:27:43,436 --> 00:27:47,036 There he is. Lukas Matsson. The Odin of codin'. 545 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,137 My man, my myth, my fucking monolith. What's up, bro? 546 00:27:50,142 --> 00:27:51,674 - How are you? - You having a good time? 547 00:27:51,678 --> 00:27:53,175 Do I look like I'm having a good time? 548 00:27:53,179 --> 00:27:55,545 - No, you do not. - I am not. 549 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,913 Still haven't figured out the socials, huh? 550 00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:01,049 Dude, you should get your algo guy to fix your code. 551 00:28:01,053 --> 00:28:04,953 Listen, heads up, my siblings, they're looking for you now. 552 00:28:04,957 --> 00:28:05,987 Well, maybe I need to find 553 00:28:05,991 --> 00:28:07,789 an even more exclusive area then. 554 00:28:07,793 --> 00:28:09,558 Like a crawlspace or something. 555 00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:10,825 - Yeah. Maybe. - Yeah. 556 00:28:10,829 --> 00:28:13,094 They're like emissaries from the Grand Old Duke of Old. 557 00:28:13,098 --> 00:28:16,600 Dad wants to buy you, so he sent his winged dildos to schmooze. 558 00:28:17,369 --> 00:28:18,833 I shouldn't say anything. 559 00:28:18,837 --> 00:28:21,137 Even the look on my face is commercially sensitive. 560 00:28:23,108 --> 00:28:27,175 But it makes no sense, correct? Amtrak buys Tesla. 561 00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:28,677 I mean, if anything, you should buy him. 562 00:28:28,681 --> 00:28:33,950 You think? Huh. Well, I really appreciate your impartial read. 563 00:28:35,887 --> 00:28:38,452 - Yeah. - Uh, Rava wants to say hi. 564 00:28:38,456 --> 00:28:41,889 Sure. Not right now. When I'm ready. 565 00:28:41,893 --> 00:28:42,992 Okay. 566 00:28:43,995 --> 00:28:46,060 Listen, you should stay up here, okay? 567 00:28:46,064 --> 00:28:48,495 So you don't get networked to fuck. 568 00:28:48,499 --> 00:28:50,965 Uh, you need anything? What can I get you? 569 00:28:50,969 --> 00:28:53,467 Privacy, pussy, pasta. 570 00:28:53,471 --> 00:28:57,669 Done. Reece can help you out. Like pussy, coke, wristwatches, 571 00:28:57,674 --> 00:29:00,840 fucking garganelli, he's like a one-man dark web. 572 00:29:00,845 --> 00:29:05,180 Yo, Reece! Reece, customer for your candy store, man. 573 00:29:06,316 --> 00:29:08,650 He's not a good guy. Enjoy. 574 00:29:14,157 --> 00:29:15,755 Yeah, thanks. 575 00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,223 - Hey. - Hey. They said you were looking for me. 576 00:29:17,227 --> 00:29:18,958 - Hey. Yeah. Happy birthday. - Thank you. 577 00:29:18,962 --> 00:29:22,461 I, uh, I just wanted to say hi before, you know, 578 00:29:22,465 --> 00:29:24,063 everyone's too high. 579 00:29:24,067 --> 00:29:25,397 Right. 580 00:29:25,401 --> 00:29:28,400 Uh, we... we, uh, might go soon, so... 581 00:29:28,404 --> 00:29:30,336 Well, you can't go. No, no. I'm doing... 582 00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:32,639 - I'm doing a whole thing. - Oh? 583 00:29:32,643 --> 00:29:34,305 And we got the Tiny Wu-Tang Clan. 584 00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:37,142 These... these kids we found that do Wu-Tang covers. 585 00:29:37,147 --> 00:29:39,545 It's... it's better than it sounds. Trust me. 586 00:29:39,549 --> 00:29:42,714 - Okay. - What? Are you not enjoying it? 587 00:29:42,718 --> 00:29:47,519 Yeah. No, it's... it's a lot of people. It's... it's huge. 588 00:29:47,523 --> 00:29:50,588 Wow. Savage. What you gonna do for yours? 589 00:29:50,592 --> 00:29:53,525 Just Sarah and Orla and some, uh, some pasta Alfredo? 590 00:29:53,529 --> 00:29:55,729 Three glasses of Chablis if you're feeling naughty, 591 00:29:55,734 --> 00:29:57,095 and lights out by 11? 592 00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,665 That actually sounds really nice to me. 593 00:29:59,669 --> 00:30:00,732 - Right. - Mm-hmm. 594 00:30:00,736 --> 00:30:03,601 But listen, um, Gary... You... you know Gary? 595 00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:05,037 Yeah. Yeah. I... I know... I know Gary. 596 00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:07,939 - Okay. - Nice little poseable action figure. 597 00:30:07,943 --> 00:30:10,809 - Does he have any genitals? - Oh, yes, yes. 598 00:30:10,813 --> 00:30:13,311 - Yes. - He does. Mm-hmm. 599 00:30:13,315 --> 00:30:15,146 Gary has, uh, an early start. 600 00:30:15,150 --> 00:30:17,481 Okay. Gary's gotta be fresh for the big meet! 601 00:30:17,485 --> 00:30:21,986 Okay. Uh, thank you. Happy birthday. Um... 602 00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:24,221 Oh, did you, uh, did you get the kids' present? 603 00:30:24,225 --> 00:30:25,923 They've... they've made something for you. 604 00:30:25,927 --> 00:30:28,993 What? No. They made me something? 605 00:30:28,997 --> 00:30:32,329 No, I didn't... that didn't get to me. What... when? 606 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,931 When you arrived, who... who did you give it to? 607 00:30:33,935 --> 00:30:35,700 Yeah, we... I don't know. 608 00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:36,867 We left it with one of the people. 609 00:30:36,871 --> 00:30:39,036 They said they would give it to you, but... 610 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,936 - Fine. Okay. No, I'll... I'll find it. - Yeah. 611 00:30:40,941 --> 00:30:43,773 I'm gonna find it because it'll be logged. 612 00:30:43,778 --> 00:30:45,642 What did it... what did it look like? 613 00:30:45,646 --> 00:30:47,877 Um, like... like a present. 614 00:30:47,881 --> 00:30:50,914 It had... it... it... It had rabbit wrapping paper. 615 00:30:50,918 --> 00:30:52,317 All right. Got it. 616 00:30:53,587 --> 00:30:54,751 Fine, uh... 617 00:30:54,755 --> 00:30:56,454 - Thank... thanks for coming. - Yeah. 618 00:30:57,557 --> 00:31:02,425 You know, I might be getting out from the firm finally. 619 00:31:02,429 --> 00:31:04,694 So we'll, we should... we'll talk more. 620 00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:07,363 It's great, actually, because maybe, you know, they'll, uh, 621 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,532 stop sending their goons to the park 622 00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:10,834 to talk to the nanny 623 00:31:10,838 --> 00:31:14,105 about how often you lose your temper with the kids. 624 00:31:15,809 --> 00:31:20,476 Sorry. Obviously... obviously that's not... that's not cool. 625 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,113 I'll... I'll... I'll handle it. I'm sorry. 626 00:31:24,117 --> 00:31:25,580 I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't mean... 627 00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:26,849 Uh... on your birthday. 628 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:28,449 You didn't wanna burst my... burst my birthday bubble? 629 00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:29,951 - I didn't. - Well, good job. 630 00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:32,988 - Okay. - Okay. Uh, rabbits, rabbit paper. 631 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:34,291 - Rabbits. - Got it. 632 00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:40,330 Give my love to Kevin. 633 00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:42,266 Gary. 634 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:50,739 Why didn't that get to me? Can we trace that gift, please? 635 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,609 - Priority one. - Yes. Absolutely. 636 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:56,743 Hey, cool shoes, man. Orthopedics? 637 00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:03,851 Are they playing from the approved playlist in the main room? 638 00:32:03,855 --> 00:32:06,854 Because my... my... my thing was all bangers all the time. 639 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,422 Yeah? All bangers all the time. 640 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,924 - I... think so. - Yeah? 641 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,659 They're stopping. Let's read the playlist. 642 00:32:11,663 --> 00:32:13,825 Listen, this is nothing. It's... it's... it's nothing, 643 00:32:13,830 --> 00:32:16,496 but can we... can we get Connor to lose his coat? 644 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,800 - Sure. - Yeah, it's nothing. 645 00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:20,902 He's... he's souring the vibe. 646 00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:23,871 And he's making everyone feel cold. It's not cold, is it? 647 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:25,539 No. It's at a good level. 648 00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:28,575 Exactly. So let's encourage him to remove his coat, if he wants, 649 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,012 loosen this thing up. 650 00:32:31,982 --> 00:32:33,614 Look, it just... it just... it just... 651 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,684 it just feels like an asshole's birthday party. 652 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:38,818 And my thing from the very first meeting was that 653 00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:40,923 it shouldn't feel like an asshole's birthday party. 654 00:32:40,928 --> 00:32:42,027 Yeah. 655 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:47,194 - Hey, Ken. - Hey, Greg! The snitch bitch. 656 00:32:47,198 --> 00:32:53,166 You're... Yeah. Well... Uh, I've had too much, uh, 657 00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:54,702 can I have one... one moment with you? 658 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,503 I'm about to do my set, so... 659 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:59,773 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's ride. Um, yeah, I... 660 00:32:59,777 --> 00:33:02,008 I was wondering about something because, uh, 661 00:33:02,012 --> 00:33:04,241 I was just about to ask Comfry out 662 00:33:04,246 --> 00:33:07,713 and then she said this slightly worrying thing about, um, 663 00:33:07,718 --> 00:33:09,947 how... how she might have to do, like, a press brief... 664 00:33:09,952 --> 00:33:13,485 You were gonna ask Comfry out? Comfry, my employee Comfry? 665 00:33:13,490 --> 00:33:15,486 Um, yeah. But... but is that right? 666 00:33:15,491 --> 00:33:18,223 I mean, are you... Do you have to spin against me? 667 00:33:18,228 --> 00:33:21,227 Because I feel like things are kind of slowing down 668 00:33:21,231 --> 00:33:22,695 in... in that regard, right? 669 00:33:22,699 --> 00:33:26,466 No. And she's out of your league, bro. 670 00:33:26,470 --> 00:33:28,835 Well, yeah, I... I... I... I don't see it that way. 671 00:33:28,839 --> 00:33:30,572 What if I wanna ask her out? 672 00:33:31,742 --> 00:33:33,706 - Uh... - Inappropriate. But no. 673 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:35,775 It's best you don't, okay? 674 00:33:35,779 --> 00:33:37,877 Too complicated. She works for me. 675 00:33:37,881 --> 00:33:40,913 Clean lines. Church and State, okay? 676 00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:44,250 Okay. I mean, it doesn't... I... I don't think it really matters 677 00:33:44,254 --> 00:33:46,886 - because, uh, things are... - Well, I said no, Greg. 678 00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:48,487 - Sorry? - I said no. 679 00:33:48,491 --> 00:33:51,058 Jesus, dude. Duh! 680 00:33:52,161 --> 00:33:54,994 You're like the world's biggest fucking parasite. 681 00:33:54,998 --> 00:33:56,528 You're a human tapeworm. 682 00:33:56,532 --> 00:33:59,398 Maybe stop feeding on your own fucking family, 683 00:33:59,402 --> 00:34:01,936 and try sucking some blood elsewhere. Yeah? 684 00:34:04,207 --> 00:34:06,872 What? 685 00:34:06,876 --> 00:34:08,509 - I'm kidding. - Okay. 686 00:34:09,412 --> 00:34:11,509 - Or am I? - I have... I have... 687 00:34:11,513 --> 00:34:12,911 Are... are you kidding? I... 688 00:34:12,915 --> 00:34:16,016 I'm not kidding. Am I, or am I? 689 00:34:19,354 --> 00:34:20,420 What's up? 690 00:34:21,123 --> 00:34:22,289 Wow. 691 00:34:25,593 --> 00:34:27,260 Fucking asshole, man. 692 00:34:41,109 --> 00:34:43,974 Look at their faces. So fucking dour. 693 00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:45,275 It's a festivity. 694 00:34:45,279 --> 00:34:47,144 People are supposed to be festive. 695 00:34:47,148 --> 00:34:48,678 It's fucking bullshit. 696 00:34:48,682 --> 00:34:51,350 Roman and Dad necking in the catbird seat. 697 00:34:53,955 --> 00:34:55,819 Did you know anything about this buyout thing? 698 00:34:55,823 --> 00:34:58,755 Why is no one happy? What... what... what is this? 699 00:34:58,759 --> 00:35:02,759 Babe, you're harshing your own mellow, just calm down. 700 00:35:07,468 --> 00:35:10,198 I mean, that is some substantial rigging. 701 00:35:10,203 --> 00:35:13,102 - What do you think that cost? - I don't know, baby. 702 00:35:13,107 --> 00:35:15,336 Hi, Connor. I'd like to offer you 703 00:35:15,341 --> 00:35:16,973 a complimentary cashmere sweater. 704 00:35:16,978 --> 00:35:19,075 We're handing them out to prestige guests. 705 00:35:19,079 --> 00:35:20,912 I have my coat. I'm fine. 706 00:35:22,516 --> 00:35:24,881 Well, the coat check was supposed to take that, 707 00:35:24,885 --> 00:35:26,783 but I'd be happy to. 708 00:35:26,787 --> 00:35:29,651 Respectfully, I don't trust those things. 709 00:35:29,656 --> 00:35:33,491 I lost a Norwegian Wool in a fusion restaurant in Vancouver. 710 00:35:35,596 --> 00:35:37,293 Kendall would really appreciate it 711 00:35:37,298 --> 00:35:39,493 - if you took the sweater. - What? 712 00:35:39,498 --> 00:35:40,748 Hey, my partner is cold 713 00:35:40,753 --> 00:35:42,631 and he'd like to keep his fucking coat on, okay? 714 00:35:42,635 --> 00:35:44,006 And he's running to be the next President 715 00:35:44,010 --> 00:35:45,267 of the United States of America, 716 00:35:45,271 --> 00:35:47,506 so maybe you should show him some fucking respect. 717 00:35:53,279 --> 00:35:54,912 She would not fuck off. 718 00:35:55,382 --> 00:35:56,547 Yeah, she did. 719 00:35:59,219 --> 00:36:01,250 Hi, I had to kill a man for it, 720 00:36:01,254 --> 00:36:03,216 but step aside, hombre, let me in. 721 00:36:03,221 --> 00:36:05,386 I'm sorry, sir. I really can't. He said you're not coming in. 722 00:36:05,390 --> 00:36:07,188 Yeah. He was joking. That's my brother, okay? 723 00:36:07,193 --> 00:36:08,557 - You can Google it. It's not a... - Sir. 724 00:36:08,561 --> 00:36:09,625 Are you touching me? 725 00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:12,161 This man is groping the guests. You do not have my permission. 726 00:36:12,165 --> 00:36:14,005 You do not have my permission to touch me. 727 00:36:22,575 --> 00:36:23,906 Hey. 728 00:36:23,910 --> 00:36:26,309 There you are, fucking hiding from me. 729 00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:27,646 Like a human VPN. 730 00:36:28,548 --> 00:36:30,646 - How you doing? - I'm all right. 731 00:36:30,650 --> 00:36:35,150 I'm just, uh, you know, you can fill in the blanks. 732 00:36:35,154 --> 00:36:37,485 No, I hear you. It's fucking life, right? 733 00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:38,720 It's fucking exhausting. 734 00:36:38,724 --> 00:36:41,590 I just wanna find a good pussy and get out, you know. 735 00:36:41,594 --> 00:36:42,724 Uh-huh. 736 00:36:42,728 --> 00:36:45,591 - Mission, side mission. - I hear you, man. 737 00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:47,428 I fucking love pussy. You see my mom's? 738 00:36:47,433 --> 00:36:49,397 Yeah. 739 00:36:49,401 --> 00:36:50,566 You seen my mom's? 740 00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:52,732 - Yeah. - It's not... it's not great. 741 00:36:52,737 --> 00:36:55,836 No, um, sure. I mean, not touching that one. 742 00:36:55,841 --> 00:36:58,506 Um, question. 743 00:36:58,510 --> 00:37:01,273 My old man got a little bit grumpy this morning, 744 00:37:01,278 --> 00:37:03,577 but you weren't trying to humiliate him, right? I mean, 745 00:37:03,582 --> 00:37:06,614 everyone says, I mean, fucking everyone says, 746 00:37:06,618 --> 00:37:08,983 last big legacy content library, 747 00:37:08,987 --> 00:37:11,454 last fucking super app streaming platform. 748 00:37:13,524 --> 00:37:15,890 We fit obviously, right? 749 00:37:15,894 --> 00:37:17,526 - People say we fit. - Yeah. 750 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:21,562 Well, I guess I do have one question, though. 751 00:37:21,566 --> 00:37:23,163 Yeah, hit me up. 752 00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:24,833 When will your father die? 753 00:37:26,070 --> 00:37:28,168 When will... When will my father die? 754 00:37:28,172 --> 00:37:29,771 - Yeah. - Um... 755 00:37:31,609 --> 00:37:33,342 Like, I don't wanna be rude, but... 756 00:37:34,245 --> 00:37:36,243 what kinda shape is he in? 757 00:37:36,247 --> 00:37:40,347 We're talking less than a year, or it's more like five years? 758 00:37:40,351 --> 00:37:42,684 - Um... - 'Cause if it's five, that's... 759 00:37:43,654 --> 00:37:44,918 - it's a long time. - Uh-huh. 760 00:37:44,922 --> 00:37:46,682 It... it would be better sooner, wouldn't it? 761 00:37:48,426 --> 00:37:50,591 No, no, no. I know, like, we're... we're laughing here, 762 00:37:50,595 --> 00:37:52,692 but you know, that is my dad, so, you know... 763 00:37:52,696 --> 00:37:54,294 - Right. Yeah. - Go easy there, chief! 764 00:37:54,299 --> 00:37:56,663 - No, I... I can tell that it's a bit weird for you. - That's okay. 765 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:59,300 It's just I... I don't like the idea of a man... 766 00:38:01,038 --> 00:38:03,103 - hanging over me. - Oh, fuck yeah. 767 00:38:03,107 --> 00:38:05,237 No, I... I can understand. Who the fuck wants that? Yeah. 768 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:08,573 The guru guy who's fucking... fucking bullshit, you know? 769 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:10,076 - Okay. - 'Cause it's... 770 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,045 it's not my world, media. 771 00:38:12,049 --> 00:38:13,248 - Yeah. - So... 772 00:38:14,351 --> 00:38:18,652 - His death would clear space. - Mm-hmm. 773 00:38:18,656 --> 00:38:20,987 - With due respect. - Yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no. 774 00:38:20,991 --> 00:38:23,657 I know. Um, I mean, like, we're all obviously... 775 00:38:23,661 --> 00:38:26,023 hugely looking forward to my father dying, 776 00:38:26,028 --> 00:38:29,094 but, um, there... there's another shape to this. 777 00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:32,597 How about you never ever have to speak to him? 778 00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:34,901 I mean, you work out of, uh, Austin, 779 00:38:34,906 --> 00:38:37,502 London, Stockholm, Geneva, whatever. 780 00:38:37,506 --> 00:38:39,805 Totally separate corporate identities, 781 00:38:39,809 --> 00:38:42,474 - and StarGo we burn, obviously. - Yes. 782 00:38:42,478 --> 00:38:43,942 - Yes, please. - Okay. 783 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:46,378 Like burn the codes and fucking... 784 00:38:46,382 --> 00:38:48,714 - ... acid bath those servers! - Fucking we can do that. 785 00:38:48,718 --> 00:38:50,182 We can do that together. Let's do it. 786 00:38:50,186 --> 00:38:52,350 - Yeah. - Absolutely. I mean, GoJo full bore. 787 00:38:52,354 --> 00:38:54,419 I mean, our library, our firepower, 788 00:38:54,423 --> 00:38:55,921 our relationships for content. 789 00:38:55,925 --> 00:38:58,090 And like good shit, you know what I mean? 790 00:38:58,094 --> 00:39:01,524 Like not fucking gay moms and wheelchair kids bullshit, 791 00:39:01,529 --> 00:39:04,595 like popular actual good shit. 792 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,731 And on the occasion that you need to send up 793 00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:08,933 a fucking smoke signal from Geneva, 794 00:39:08,937 --> 00:39:10,634 then that goes through me. 795 00:39:10,638 --> 00:39:12,603 You won't ever, ever have to deal with him. 796 00:39:12,607 --> 00:39:14,906 - All right. - Or see him, or talk to him, or hear... nothing. 797 00:39:14,910 --> 00:39:19,942 And you know that StarGo truly, truly is a piece of shit. 798 00:39:19,947 --> 00:39:22,445 It's a piece of shit. I know. 799 00:39:22,450 --> 00:39:24,765 I like to open it just to see how long 800 00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:26,917 it takes for the landing page to load. 801 00:39:26,922 --> 00:39:29,555 It is a piece of shit. Hey, why don't we, um... 802 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:35,259 Why don't we just, like, take a big old piss on our app? 803 00:39:35,263 --> 00:39:37,862 I'm going to open up the app on my phone, 804 00:39:37,866 --> 00:39:40,330 and we can stream some piss on our little streaming platform. 805 00:39:40,334 --> 00:39:42,398 - How's that sound? - Fuck yeah. 806 00:39:42,402 --> 00:39:44,534 Nineteen, twenty... 807 00:39:44,538 --> 00:39:47,871 - ... twenty-one, twenty-two. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 808 00:39:47,875 --> 00:39:52,175 So, I can't piss near other men due to... 809 00:39:52,179 --> 00:39:54,111 we don't know what reason, but please. 810 00:39:54,115 --> 00:39:56,413 - Go ahead. - Don't mind if I do. 811 00:39:56,418 --> 00:39:58,516 Yeah. Enjoy. 812 00:40:03,457 --> 00:40:05,922 So, I know GoJo is your baby, 813 00:40:05,926 --> 00:40:08,691 and we do not wanna interfere with that at all. 814 00:40:08,695 --> 00:40:10,727 - You're the genius. - Damn right I am. 815 00:40:10,731 --> 00:40:13,163 Yep, so bearing that in mind, 816 00:40:13,167 --> 00:40:15,267 would you consider meeting with my dad? 817 00:40:17,704 --> 00:40:18,868 Yeah. 818 00:40:18,872 --> 00:40:22,438 And you'd be interested in selling to us maybe? 819 00:40:22,442 --> 00:40:27,243 Yeah, well, if all this is true, then... yeah. 820 00:40:27,247 --> 00:40:29,712 - How's Monday? - Monday is great. 821 00:40:29,717 --> 00:40:31,914 And if I were to shake your hand right now, could I go 822 00:40:31,918 --> 00:40:34,417 tell my dad that I basically just bought GoJo for him? 823 00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:36,018 No. 824 00:40:36,022 --> 00:40:38,087 But you can tell him I'm in the conversation. 825 00:40:38,091 --> 00:40:41,324 - Fucking A, I'll take it. - Okay. Take this. 826 00:40:41,328 --> 00:40:42,759 Will do. 827 00:40:42,763 --> 00:40:43,993 Are we amazing? 828 00:40:43,997 --> 00:40:45,695 I think I might be the best businessman in America. 829 00:40:45,699 --> 00:40:49,765 Hey, check this out. Still fucking loading. 830 00:40:49,769 --> 00:40:52,201 - You piece of shit. - Shit. 831 00:40:52,205 --> 00:40:54,469 Fuck you! 832 00:40:54,473 --> 00:40:56,605 Okay. If you wanna put on the harness, 833 00:40:56,609 --> 00:40:59,842 you can tuxedo up, step up onto the footrest. 834 00:40:59,846 --> 00:41:01,510 Then we'll strap you in. 835 00:41:01,514 --> 00:41:05,247 You'll have 30 seconds, and the rig will fly you up 836 00:41:05,251 --> 00:41:06,481 and into position. 837 00:41:06,485 --> 00:41:09,185 You'll have a three, two, one, 838 00:41:09,189 --> 00:41:11,253 and you'll see the green light, okay? 839 00:41:11,257 --> 00:41:13,355 That's the countdown to the intro. 840 00:41:13,359 --> 00:41:16,260 You ready? You ready to crucify Billy Joel? 841 00:41:17,163 --> 00:41:18,294 Yeah, yeah. 842 00:41:18,298 --> 00:41:21,029 I'm just kidding. You're gonna be great. 843 00:41:21,033 --> 00:41:24,565 Remember the thing he said about the rig spiraling, 844 00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:28,903 so just, like, keep still, yeah? That sounded serious. 845 00:41:28,907 --> 00:41:30,540 Okay. Harness, then Mic. 846 00:41:32,711 --> 00:41:35,011 Ready to rock? You wanna get changed? 847 00:41:35,814 --> 00:41:38,281 Yeah, you know what? Uh... 848 00:41:40,152 --> 00:41:41,617 I don't think I'm gonna do this. 849 00:41:42,354 --> 00:41:43,417 You don't wanna do it? 850 00:41:43,422 --> 00:41:48,189 No, it's... it's... It's bullshit. No. 851 00:41:48,193 --> 00:41:50,576 Because you did say if you don't lean right in, 852 00:41:50,580 --> 00:41:51,892 it could come across dumb. 853 00:41:51,897 --> 00:41:55,162 And your speech kind of tees it up with a kind of ironic, 854 00:41:55,166 --> 00:41:57,524 "This is the culmination of my life's journey, 855 00:41:57,529 --> 00:41:59,529 to be crucified to save you morons, and..." 856 00:41:59,534 --> 00:42:00,966 I'm not doing it. It's... it's... 857 00:42:00,971 --> 00:42:04,937 it's like 15 layers overdetermined master's degree fucking hokum. 858 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:07,540 Let's just... let's just pull it. I mean, what... what is it? 859 00:42:07,544 --> 00:42:10,677 It's dressed in a tuxedo, nailed to a cross, 860 00:42:10,681 --> 00:42:12,743 singing "Honesty" by Billy Joel? 861 00:42:12,748 --> 00:42:14,247 It doesn't make any fucking sense. 862 00:42:14,252 --> 00:42:16,919 Uh, what about the Tiny Wu-Tang? 863 00:42:18,055 --> 00:42:20,322 Ah, fuck. Uh... 864 00:42:22,159 --> 00:42:24,426 I don't know. I don't... You know what? I don't think so. 865 00:42:24,896 --> 00:42:26,826 No? Okay. 866 00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:29,597 Tell 'em they've got it all ahead of them. Yeah. 867 00:42:33,669 --> 00:42:36,202 That's a fucking relief. 868 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:17,809 Oh, hey. 869 00:43:17,813 --> 00:43:21,446 - Hey, Comf, how's it going? - Hey. Good. 870 00:43:21,450 --> 00:43:23,915 - Yeah? - Yeah, it's good. 871 00:43:23,919 --> 00:43:27,953 Ken had me try to call Springsteen to rescue the vibe 872 00:43:27,957 --> 00:43:32,390 and then that got countermanded and now I'm working on a... 873 00:43:32,394 --> 00:43:36,727 jetpack for him to leave through the retractable ceiling 874 00:43:36,731 --> 00:43:39,231 that takes 48 hours to move, so... 875 00:43:39,968 --> 00:43:42,066 Okay. 876 00:43:42,070 --> 00:43:45,670 Yeah, I mean a lot of the ideas are jokes, but some aren't. 877 00:43:45,674 --> 00:43:49,008 Very weird. Yes, indeed. 878 00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:53,978 What? 879 00:43:53,983 --> 00:43:58,250 No, me... No, nothing. Yeah. Ye... Yeah, um... 880 00:43:58,255 --> 00:44:02,385 It's stupid, but earlier, um, 881 00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:04,188 before I heard you were gonna 882 00:44:04,192 --> 00:44:06,123 orchestrate a smear campaign against me, 883 00:44:06,127 --> 00:44:08,058 I... I was actually gonna ask you 884 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:10,660 if you wanted to grab a drink sometime. 885 00:44:10,665 --> 00:44:12,894 Oh, okay. 886 00:44:12,899 --> 00:44:16,365 Yeah, but then, um, Kendall, 887 00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:19,235 you know, Ken... Kendall, he said, um... 888 00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,270 He said what? 889 00:44:21,274 --> 00:44:26,875 He just said maybe not. Clean lines. Church and State. 890 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,980 Wrong time, wrong place. But... 891 00:44:30,017 --> 00:44:31,082 but maybe... 892 00:44:32,085 --> 00:44:34,649 when... when you're not working for him anymore 893 00:44:34,654 --> 00:44:36,585 and trying to destroy my reputation 894 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:38,622 - and, and such... - You know, I've spent a week 895 00:44:38,626 --> 00:44:41,257 researching where to get lunchboxes from the '80s 896 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:43,292 to serve canapes from? 897 00:44:43,296 --> 00:44:44,961 Like the one he used to take to school. 898 00:44:44,965 --> 00:44:47,295 And then he decided that he didn't want lunchboxes, 899 00:44:47,299 --> 00:44:50,165 and so now I have all these He-Man lunchboxes in my apartment, 900 00:44:50,169 --> 00:44:52,001 and I have to resell them on eBay, 901 00:44:52,005 --> 00:44:53,871 and his office wants receipts. 902 00:44:56,208 --> 00:45:00,244 So if you wanna ask me out, then ask me out. 903 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:04,214 - Do you wanna go out sometime? - Yes. 904 00:45:04,651 --> 00:45:05,750 Great. 905 00:45:07,787 --> 00:45:11,554 Wow. She's... she's really dancing there. 906 00:45:11,558 --> 00:45:13,288 Very... very emancipated. 907 00:45:17,530 --> 00:45:19,629 Do you know what she's taken? 908 00:45:20,632 --> 00:45:22,566 I don't think she's taken anything. 909 00:45:23,436 --> 00:45:26,703 Just getting the demons out, I guess. 910 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,305 Hey, you found the gift from my kids? 911 00:45:30,309 --> 00:45:35,110 Um, I don't believe so. 912 00:45:35,114 --> 00:45:38,982 No? Uh-huh. Well, uh... Okay. That's not good. 913 00:45:40,352 --> 00:45:42,018 Uh, will you give us a moment, please? 914 00:45:49,562 --> 00:45:54,430 They made me something apparently, so I gotta find it. 915 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:05,438 Hey, Ken, it'll... it'll turn up. 916 00:46:05,443 --> 00:46:08,309 Uh-huh. Well, it won't turn up if we don't look for it. 917 00:46:08,313 --> 00:46:11,147 - Well, I know that. - Sorry, I'm sorry. 918 00:46:11,984 --> 00:46:13,116 I'm just saying. 919 00:46:14,119 --> 00:46:16,285 Where the fuck is it? 920 00:46:25,797 --> 00:46:27,630 Hey, Ken, take a break. 921 00:46:30,735 --> 00:46:32,034 Would you like my gift? 922 00:46:34,105 --> 00:46:38,874 Yeah. Yes, I would. Yes, I would love that. 923 00:46:50,988 --> 00:46:54,755 - It's a watch. - Okay. Wow. Yeah. Thanks. 924 00:46:54,759 --> 00:46:57,291 - Thanks, Nay. - I'm, like, really bad at presents. 925 00:46:57,295 --> 00:46:59,024 - It... I like it, all right. - Just... just give it back. 926 00:46:59,028 --> 00:47:00,727 - No, I like it. I like it. - No, it's fine. It's fine. 927 00:47:00,731 --> 00:47:02,595 Thanks, Nay. Is it, uh... 928 00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:05,331 Can I see? Is it... is it... is it, um... 929 00:47:05,335 --> 00:47:07,768 - inscribed, or... - No, it's just a stupid watch. 930 00:47:07,772 --> 00:47:09,604 Okay? I'll get you something else. 931 00:47:11,142 --> 00:47:14,708 Do you, uh... want a blow job? 932 00:47:14,712 --> 00:47:16,745 Hah. No, it's just... 933 00:47:19,516 --> 00:47:22,683 I don't wanna be a dick, but I... I have a watch, 934 00:47:22,687 --> 00:47:24,250 you know, I have my watch. 935 00:47:24,254 --> 00:47:25,751 It's a shitty gift, okay? 936 00:47:25,755 --> 00:47:27,621 - I'm... bad. - No, Nay, listen. 937 00:47:29,926 --> 00:47:33,394 Yeah, I'm just trying to get inside your head and figure out 938 00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:36,097 why you would give me this gift. 939 00:47:40,303 --> 00:47:41,468 Yeah, it's fine. 940 00:47:43,606 --> 00:47:45,039 - It's fine. - Ken? 941 00:47:50,646 --> 00:47:53,380 Hey! Ken, come on. 942 00:47:55,451 --> 00:47:59,017 Ken, come on, seriously, okay? Look... 943 00:47:59,021 --> 00:48:01,255 - I'm gonna look for that gift. - Hey, stop. 944 00:48:04,593 --> 00:48:08,426 Ken, Jesus. Hey, calm... Stop, stop, stop. 945 00:48:08,431 --> 00:48:10,311 Just chill! 946 00:48:16,472 --> 00:48:17,738 I'm sorry. 947 00:48:18,641 --> 00:48:19,940 It's okay. 948 00:48:24,113 --> 00:48:25,646 This is so pathetic. 949 00:48:29,551 --> 00:48:30,783 I wish I was... 950 00:48:41,396 --> 00:48:42,629 What? 951 00:48:44,899 --> 00:48:46,266 I wish I was home. 952 00:48:47,201 --> 00:48:48,468 Let's go home. 953 00:48:50,204 --> 00:48:51,800 Are you okay? 954 00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:54,137 Yes, I'm okay, Greg. Why do you keep asking if I'm okay? 955 00:48:54,142 --> 00:48:57,174 Well, just... I haven't seen you smile in, like six hours. 956 00:48:57,178 --> 00:48:59,341 You don't have to smile to be happy, Greg. 957 00:48:59,346 --> 00:49:01,678 I'm enjoying very much thinking about myself 958 00:49:01,683 --> 00:49:04,550 and my own various skills and abilities. 959 00:49:05,987 --> 00:49:07,550 Shall we try the compliment tunnel? 960 00:49:07,554 --> 00:49:09,454 - Sure. - It could be nice. 961 00:49:10,524 --> 00:49:12,055 - Why are you so happy? - Ooh! 962 00:49:12,059 --> 00:49:13,190 - Me? - Yeah. 963 00:49:13,194 --> 00:49:17,127 Well, uh, actually, because I, uh, 964 00:49:17,131 --> 00:49:20,630 I have met the most wonderful girl in the world. 965 00:49:20,634 --> 00:49:22,232 You're just fantastic. 966 00:49:22,236 --> 00:49:25,068 Yes, I am amazing. Amazing. 967 00:49:25,072 --> 00:49:27,404 I mean, it's possible she's only going out with me 968 00:49:27,408 --> 00:49:30,140 due to, you know, rancor or pique. 969 00:49:30,144 --> 00:49:32,009 You're so full of grace. 970 00:49:32,013 --> 00:49:35,012 - What's that? - I think he said you're full of grace. 971 00:49:35,016 --> 00:49:37,781 That's a weird thing to say. You being sarcastic? 972 00:49:37,785 --> 00:49:39,616 - He being sarcastic? - No, I think it's... 973 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:41,618 Full of gra... Full of fucking what? What? 974 00:49:41,622 --> 00:49:44,921 - What did you say? - Wait. Tom, To... Easy. 975 00:49:44,925 --> 00:49:47,454 He's just... You're doing the job, right? 976 00:49:47,459 --> 00:49:49,559 And he's had a little cocaine tonight, so I think he's... 977 00:49:49,563 --> 00:49:51,661 Dude, don't say that. Don't say that. 978 00:49:51,665 --> 00:49:54,063 I'm a public figure who could one day run for high office 979 00:49:54,067 --> 00:49:56,700 or lead a Fortune 500. Don't say that. 980 00:49:56,704 --> 00:49:59,602 All right. He's a lovely guy. 981 00:49:59,606 --> 00:50:01,005 You're doing great work. 982 00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:04,275 You're so merry. 983 00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:06,209 Well, yeah, it's just... 984 00:50:06,213 --> 00:50:09,746 I don't know. I... I'm excited about my date. I like her. 985 00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,780 - What can I say? It's exciting. - You're the best. 986 00:50:11,784 --> 00:50:13,749 - Thank you. - Fuck off. 987 00:50:13,753 --> 00:50:16,986 You seem much happier than me, Greg. 988 00:50:16,990 --> 00:50:20,988 I feel happy, I guess. It's not a finite pie, 989 00:50:20,993 --> 00:50:22,790 - we can both happy. - Uh-huh, sure. 990 00:50:22,795 --> 00:50:25,694 But it's supposed to be me that's happy, and it's you. 991 00:50:25,698 --> 00:50:27,930 How did that happen? Huh? 992 00:50:27,934 --> 00:50:30,366 I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order, 993 00:50:30,370 --> 00:50:31,500 and I can't get happy. 994 00:50:31,504 --> 00:50:34,237 Well, can't you just be happy you're free? 995 00:50:34,241 --> 00:50:36,372 No, 'cause you've ruined it. 996 00:50:36,376 --> 00:50:39,110 - How have I ruined it? - I don't know. You just have. 997 00:50:43,750 --> 00:50:45,280 - Hey, there she is. - Hey. 998 00:50:45,284 --> 00:50:47,282 - Hey. - What are you up to? What's going on? 999 00:50:47,286 --> 00:50:49,615 I heard you were speaking. Did you get to Matsson? 1000 00:50:49,620 --> 00:50:52,987 Are you okay? Onlookers reported you having some kind of breakdown. 1001 00:50:52,992 --> 00:50:55,232 People were anxious that you maybe swallowed your tongue. 1002 00:50:55,861 --> 00:50:57,058 Yeah, I was dancing. 1003 00:50:57,062 --> 00:50:58,624 I heard it looked like a cry for help. 1004 00:50:58,629 --> 00:51:01,728 "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Failure". 1005 00:51:01,733 --> 00:51:05,133 - Fuck you. You spoke to him? - Uh, yup. 1006 00:51:05,137 --> 00:51:08,236 - And? - You mind if I don't say? 1007 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,169 Are you f... Okay, come on. 1008 00:51:10,174 --> 00:51:13,274 All right. Don't worry about it, Shivvy. I'll handle it. 1009 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,742 You can go cut a rug. 1010 00:51:14,746 --> 00:51:18,013 - Rome, seriously, come on. - I am being serious. 1011 00:51:18,017 --> 00:51:20,480 I will talk to Dad and see if he wants to loop you in. 1012 00:51:20,485 --> 00:51:22,216 He often does like to loop you in. 1013 00:51:22,221 --> 00:51:25,250 Rome, just... just fucking tell me. 1014 00:51:25,255 --> 00:51:27,452 This is important, and I might need to finesse. 1015 00:51:27,457 --> 00:51:29,188 - Oh, you need to finesse? - Yeah. 1016 00:51:29,193 --> 00:51:31,356 Thank you. That's kind. How would you finesse 1017 00:51:31,361 --> 00:51:32,892 something that's done? What, by ruining it? 1018 00:51:32,896 --> 00:51:35,328 - No, by making sure you don't... - The thing is that Lukas and I 1019 00:51:35,332 --> 00:51:37,563 have, like, a thing, and I don't see how you fit in. 1020 00:51:37,568 --> 00:51:39,333 You know what? If you wanna show off to somebody, 1021 00:51:39,337 --> 00:51:40,834 maybe do it to somebody who gives a shit. 1022 00:51:40,838 --> 00:51:42,970 You're having a very bad day, I know that, 1023 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:46,371 what with hearing that you have to continue to share your apartment 1024 00:51:46,376 --> 00:51:48,274 with the old meat wardrobe, but, you know, 1025 00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:49,676 try to keep your wig on, yeah? 1026 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,810 - I'm the one in a functioning relationship. - Sure you are. 1027 00:51:51,814 --> 00:51:54,513 I saw you, you know, I saw you sipping Dad's champagne 1028 00:51:54,518 --> 00:51:56,116 looking like you were sucking a lemon. 1029 00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,516 I don't drink on workdays... 1030 00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:58,952 - You don't drink on workdays. - ... because I have self-control. 1031 00:51:58,956 --> 00:52:00,586 Okay. That's what that is. Okay. 1032 00:52:00,590 --> 00:52:02,888 I thought maybe you were thinking about all the dick you were gonna ride 1033 00:52:02,892 --> 00:52:04,821 - when he was inside? - Oh, my fucking God. 1034 00:52:04,826 --> 00:52:07,391 You know what? No one likes talking about me fucking guys 1035 00:52:07,396 --> 00:52:09,127 - as much as you do. Do you know that? - Mm-hmm. 1036 00:52:09,131 --> 00:52:11,863 Why is that? Is that because you're the COO who can't fuck? 1037 00:52:11,868 --> 00:52:14,767 Hmm. Mmm. 1038 00:52:14,771 --> 00:52:16,336 Did you think Tom was going to jail? 1039 00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:18,071 - Did you? Did you? - No, I'm happy he's not going to jail. 1040 00:52:18,075 --> 00:52:20,106 Oh, I'm sure you are. You look really happy. 1041 00:52:20,110 --> 00:52:22,041 Did you think he was, though? Maybe? 1042 00:52:22,045 --> 00:52:23,686 He... There was a chance he was going to jail? 1043 00:52:23,690 --> 00:52:24,907 Maybe Dad was gonna go to jail? 1044 00:52:24,911 --> 00:52:26,511 Fuck, maybe I was gonna go to jail. 1045 00:52:26,516 --> 00:52:28,914 And because Kendall's... 1046 00:52:28,918 --> 00:52:31,283 that it was all about you. You thought it was ladies' night 1047 00:52:31,287 --> 00:52:33,452 and they were playing your song, but guess what? 1048 00:52:33,456 --> 00:52:36,720 You were wrong! All the men got together in man club 1049 00:52:36,725 --> 00:52:40,093 and we decided, sweetheart, everything's fine, so just... 1050 00:52:41,663 --> 00:52:43,458 - We got it. - You know, he is using you 1051 00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:45,428 as a messenger boy, but as usual... 1052 00:52:45,433 --> 00:52:47,597 - Mm-hmm. - ... you're too fucking dumb to see it. 1053 00:52:47,602 --> 00:52:50,234 It's difficult. I get it. It's very difficult for you 1054 00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,571 to have to do the dance for Dad because you just suck at dancing. 1055 00:52:53,575 --> 00:52:55,007 You're a piece of shit, you know that? 1056 00:52:55,011 --> 00:52:56,841 It turns out he loves it when I do the Daddy dance, 1057 00:52:56,845 --> 00:52:58,410 but I guess that's because he loves me. 1058 00:52:58,414 --> 00:53:01,679 He loves fucking me, and he just doesn't wanna fuck you anymore. 1059 00:53:01,683 --> 00:53:04,614 What are you even talking about? You're so gross. 1060 00:53:04,619 --> 00:53:07,383 Oh, Daddy doesn't love his little carrot top 1061 00:53:07,388 --> 00:53:10,221 even when she does her little Daddy dance. 1062 00:53:10,225 --> 00:53:12,920 - Dad-Daddy, Dad-Daddy dance. - I fucking hate you, man. 1063 00:53:12,925 --> 00:53:15,624 Oh, shit. Look who it is. It's birthday boy. Hey! 1064 00:53:15,629 --> 00:53:17,693 - Happy birthday, man. - Enough, yeah? 1065 00:53:17,698 --> 00:53:19,565 Oh, okay. Yeah. Sorry. Good night. 1066 00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:23,297 Neither of you should be in here. 1067 00:53:23,302 --> 00:53:25,734 Oh my God, you're right. Someone call the cops! 1068 00:53:25,739 --> 00:53:27,469 Intruders have breached the masturbatorium! 1069 00:53:27,474 --> 00:53:28,738 You're both full of shit. 1070 00:53:28,742 --> 00:53:30,606 And you came here to fuck me behind my back. 1071 00:53:30,611 --> 00:53:32,541 And you're ghouls and you're disgusting. 1072 00:53:32,546 --> 00:53:35,912 - Sorry. Whoops. - Can we get them out? 1073 00:53:35,917 --> 00:53:37,747 - Oh, get them out? - Can we get them out, please? 1074 00:53:37,751 --> 00:53:40,116 Um, it's a little late for that, buddy. I already spoke to Mattson. 1075 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,218 Who hates you, by the way, and laughs at you constantly. 1076 00:53:42,222 --> 00:53:43,318 Just stop. 1077 00:53:43,323 --> 00:53:45,288 Oh, what? Go easy on birthday boy? 1078 00:53:45,292 --> 00:53:46,959 Did you come here to see me at all? 1079 00:53:47,794 --> 00:53:49,292 You didn't, did you, Shiv? 1080 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:52,128 Well, look, we haven't been getting along that great lately, 1081 00:53:52,132 --> 00:53:54,466 so what do you think? Surprised? 1082 00:53:55,835 --> 00:53:58,000 GoJo was my idea. 1083 00:53:58,004 --> 00:54:00,067 - You stole my idea. - "You stole my idea". 1084 00:54:00,072 --> 00:54:03,338 What are you, fucking six? Dude, you lost. No big deal. 1085 00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:05,108 No need to cry about it. You lost. 1086 00:54:05,112 --> 00:54:08,309 You like the spying, Shiv? On my daughter? 1087 00:54:08,314 --> 00:54:09,778 - Oh. - On your niece? You like that? 1088 00:54:09,783 --> 00:54:12,215 - Okay. Lay off the drugs, Ken. - It's not a fucking big deal. 1089 00:54:12,219 --> 00:54:13,880 - Who gives a shit? - We are spying? 1090 00:54:13,885 --> 00:54:15,814 Yes, of... Oh, come on. Of course we are. 1091 00:54:15,819 --> 00:54:17,817 It's a fucking party game. He's in Dad's shit, 1092 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,752 so we're up in his, everybody's in the shit. 1093 00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,690 - Don't act like you're fucking clean. - No, okay. That is disgusting. 1094 00:54:21,694 --> 00:54:23,925 It's disgusting? What, you're siding with him now? Traitor? 1095 00:54:23,929 --> 00:54:25,527 I'm just saying there's a line, bro. 1096 00:54:25,532 --> 00:54:27,460 - Fucking Sophie and Iverson? They're kids. - Oh, there's a line now? 1097 00:54:27,464 --> 00:54:29,262 There's a fucking line now? No line for him, 1098 00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:30,963 no line for you, but there's a line for me? 1099 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:33,267 You're a bunch of stuck-up cunts who can't fucking bear 1100 00:54:33,272 --> 00:54:35,270 to see me win. That's it. That's all this is. 1101 00:54:35,274 --> 00:54:37,206 You're not a real person. 1102 00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:39,708 You know that? You're not a real person. 1103 00:54:39,712 --> 00:54:41,510 You're not real. 1104 00:54:41,514 --> 00:54:44,045 Come on. Why don't you hit me maybe? 1105 00:54:44,049 --> 00:54:45,745 - Come on. - Come on, shitty Jesus. 1106 00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:48,948 You know you want to. Just fucking hit me. Do it. 1107 00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:51,552 "I'm not a real person". Fuck you. 1108 00:54:51,556 --> 00:54:52,920 All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1109 00:54:52,924 --> 00:54:54,455 Have a good birthday, okay, fuckface? 1110 00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:56,922 - Hey, what is this? - Oh, shit! Oh, fuck! 1111 00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:59,192 Are you okay? Happy birthday. 1112 00:54:59,197 --> 00:55:01,497 Everybody just take it easy, okay? 1113 00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:11,907 Take your coat off. 1114 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:16,679 - Take your fucking coat off. - That's enough. That's enough. 1115 00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,713 Take your fucking coat off! 1116 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:21,432 Like a fucking eight-year-old. 1117 00:55:21,436 --> 00:55:22,616 You're an asshole. 1118 00:55:22,620 --> 00:55:27,420 It's funny. It's funny. You're gonna laugh at it later. 1119 00:55:27,424 --> 00:55:29,123 - Let's... let's... - You're gonna wake up in the middle of the night... 1120 00:55:29,127 --> 00:55:31,659 - Let's go. - ... and be like, "That was funny". 1121 00:55:31,663 --> 00:55:32,860 To the birthday boy. 1122 00:55:35,432 --> 00:55:37,030 Hey, you wanna go someplace else? 1123 00:55:37,035 --> 00:55:39,101 Like out, out? Now? 1124 00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:42,905 No thanks, honey. 1125 00:55:47,311 --> 00:55:48,844 I might be up for a while. 1126 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:55,915 Hey, Dad. I nailed him. 1127 00:55:55,919 --> 00:55:58,084 I am the only child you'll ever need. 1128 00:55:58,088 --> 00:56:00,687 You can kill the others. Love you. 1129 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,257 Hey, you can piss off. I'm gonna walk home. 1130 00:56:21,111 --> 00:56:22,243 Hey. 1131 00:56:29,018 --> 00:56:30,884 I think the party's over, yeah? 1132 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,888 Yeah. Just a party. 1133 00:56:36,092 --> 00:56:39,126 Let it fizzle. Come. 1134 00:58:26,668 --> 00:58:31,168 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -