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'Kay, hold on. Hold on.

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Okay.

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Nice.

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Oh, Rasmussen? Rasmussen.

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Hi. Hey, Tom.

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Hi.

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- I... Just put it there.
- Put this here? Okay.

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So, it's election eve,

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and guess what Father
Sexmas has brought you.

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- Why, hot, fresh polling.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Jimenez up by four.

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Jesus. How're you gonna play?

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I guess, I don't know...

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amplify to gin up our maniacs,

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or deny, shit on, and bury, I guess.

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- Matsson.
- What does he want?

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Oh, you know.

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He thinks the Living
Plus stock bump is fading,

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and he wants to know what
my brothers have cooking.

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- Is he coming?
- To the party? No.

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- Ow.
- No, he doesn't wanna

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"swim around my dad's..."

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"... bullshit, pre-election,
brain-dead, AOL-era,

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legacy media, putrid,
stuffed-mushroom fuckfest."

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Ooh. And I thought it was gonna be fun.

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Mm.

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So, this is just a little party prezzie

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for being such a hot piece of ass...

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- Mm. Thank you.
- ... and such a foxy little minx.

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And, you know, just to
say that I'm really glad

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that we're hosting this party together.

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- Yeah.
- You know, and we can say to people that we...

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had a little break and
then we're back. You know?

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- Yeah, I like that.
- Yeah.

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- What?
- Yeah. Uh-huh.

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Uh, a... a scorpion?

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Mm.

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- Because?
- 'Cause it's...

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it's funny.

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Because... why?

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'Cause it's... it's like... it's a joke.

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- Who's the scorpion?
- Um. You, I guess.

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But it's just silly,
honey. It's like, you know,

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I love you, but you
kill me, and I kill you.

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- And you... You know?
- Oh!

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Okay. Yeah, right.
I... No. Yeah. I get it.

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- Huh! I like it.
- Good.

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- Well, you gotta get to work. You know?
- Yeah.

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You gotta go contribute
to the great toxification.

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Gotta do my part.

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Hey.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Are you okay?

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- How... how's everyone doing?
- No, I'm fine. We're all fine.

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And, you know, this is fine,
but if it's legal stuff,

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I really need to keep my
head out of that right now.

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- No... I... Okay.
- I'd rather our people just...

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- lawyers, and...
- No, I'll just keep this brief.

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It's, um...

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Sophie doesn't want to go to school.

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She is... freaked out
about the election.

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So... What do you mean?
What... Is she okay?

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- What... what is it? What?
- She... she's okay.

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It's just... All right.

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So, on the... the weekend, this weekend,

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someone kind of...

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she felt...

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pushed by her a little on the street.

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But there was a comment that
she felt came from the...

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It was... All right, the
guy had on a Ravenhead shirt.

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Uh, there was a quote on the shirt,

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and, yeah...

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She felt it was racially
tinged, and she's been upset.

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- What did they say?
- I don't know.

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And now at school, uh,

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some kids have started
this whole anti-ATN thing,

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which is actually very supportive,

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but, you know, it's...

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- complex for her.
- Who was with her?

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Like, why... Why was
she out on the street?

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- Sixth near MOMA?
- Did you just ask me why she was on the street?

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Yeah, I mean, someone... You're
telling me someone pushed our daughter,

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- or whatever.
- Pushed by her.

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- She was with her friends.
- Like, where were you?

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- Where... Where was I?
- Yeah.

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- Are you fucking serious?
- I'm not blaming you. I'm just...

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I'm trying to get all the information

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- before I make a decision on our course of action.
- You need to make a decision

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- if you're gonna call your dau...
- So, yeah. Where were you?

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I was raising our daughter
while you were fucking running

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- a racist news organization.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Great. Fuck you! Come on.
- Oh, fuck me?

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- Come on.
- How fucking dare you interrogate me

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- and the way I parent?
- Obviously, I feel bad.

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- Obviously, I will do anything to protect her.
- Okay, you know what?

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- Anything!
- Uh-huh. Okay. I'm gonna just...

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And, uh, we'll cope.

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And, I don't know, just maybe
call your fucking daughter.

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Well, obviously. Jesus, Rava. Jesus!

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What kind of parent do you think I am?

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You know, you have no
idea the things I'm doing.

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The things I'm working on.

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Six continents.

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Okay? I'm breaking my
back, and it's all for them.

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Okay? And to make the world safe.

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- Synced and corrected by naFraC -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Yeah, great. Dig on that.

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Dig to heck on that.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

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Yeah, no. We... we love the deal.

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We just have to make
sure we know everything

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on Matsson and GoJo. I
mean, there's due diligence,

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but this is, you know, undue diligence.

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Extra diligence. Okay?

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Okay, great. And get
that dirt on Matsson.

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Anything could be useful.

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Apparently insignificant details
could be very useful to me.

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To us. What? No...

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You're a fucking deputy rat-fucker.

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Don't object to being
a rat-fucker, Tomas.

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It's unbecoming.

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- How you doin'?
- Hey, honey.

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Bise?

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- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Hey, how you doing?

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- Good.
- Yeah.

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I just came from seeing Pop.

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Wow. Again?

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Oh, any change?

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Looking good.

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Woke up on the right side
of the coffin today, boy.

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What? I like to go. You should go.

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Yeah? And do what? Sit there
like I'm feeding the ducks?

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Can I? Thank you for ignoring me.

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The weird thing, honestly, is...

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how much he's not there.

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I find that consoling.

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Well, here he is.

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- Kendall Plus.
- Hey, hey. Morning. Morning. Sorry I'm late.

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- Hey.
- The man who's gonna lead us to eternal life.

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Waystar Jesus.

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You seen the polling today?

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- Okay. That's why you're all perky.
- Uh-huh.

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Very exciting. I'm sure your
Red Guards are all, you know,

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ready to come round up
the thought criminals

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and turn police stations
into cuddle puddles.

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The exciting part isn't the top line.

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In Alaska, I'm exploding.
Four, five, six percent.

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Right. Guys, can we do this?

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Um. I just... I have
a lot going on today.

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- Sure.
- Very well.

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I hereby convene this
funeral management committee.

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I've sent the materials, and I assume

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you've familiarized yourselves,
because I'm concerned.

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We're saying yes to all Marcia's wishes,

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then all your ideas,
Pop's requirements...

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Danger the funeral could turn
into a three-day grief-a-thon.

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- Yeah. Just fuck Marcia.
- Seconded.

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- Great.
- Carried.

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Nevertheless, we
really want a tight 90.

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And the central question
is, who's gonna speak?

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Oh, what? In front of the most
powerful political, cultural,

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business interests in the world?

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I mean, I... I'm... I'm easy.

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Right? I can speak about Dad.

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Oh, what? Your usual
malign influence material?

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- Ow! I could do it.
- Uh-huh.

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I think if any one of us
actually wants to do it,

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do the big number,
then we should just say,

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because probably no one minds, right?

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- Hmm.
- No?

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Yeah.

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Oh! Okay.

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Um. Will you have a think?

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Uh, I'm jumping on
the digital battle bus.

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Uh, tailgate party,
we nail it down, yeah?

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- Okay. Bye-bye.
- Sure.

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- All right, good luck.
- Bye.

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Right. Um...

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So, Shiv, on the...

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One thing from us on the tailgate.

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We were actually wondering

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about us, politically, inviting Nate.

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Nate?

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- Nate.
- Sofrelli?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh... Okay.

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Tom and I kinda had hoped that... Why?

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Uh, because it went so well in L.A.

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You know, hats off to
the greatest showman here.

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And apologies on the old wibble-wobble,

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and all due congratulations, but...

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Okay. So, you...

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- wanna make sure we have a plan B...
- Mm-hmm.

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in case we can't chase
Matsson out of town on price.

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Exactly. And we think that's regulatory.

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We go hard regulatory.
DOJ, FTC, FCC, EU.

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- Uh-huh.
- No?

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I mean, I think they might just stop it.

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- Yeah.
- But even just the threat

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creates a ton more risk for Matsson.

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Kicks the deal down the line, right?

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And Nate? He's... Right?
He's across competition,

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and he's tight with the
Jimenez folks on that. So...

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Could we get him down so we can sell it

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on a real level without
lobbyists and all the...

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Due process?

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- That stuff.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, sure, fine.
- Good.

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- Fine.
- Okay.

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- All right, see you tonight.
- See you tonight.

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Ah! Beat me to it. Oy!

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Good, yeah?

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Yeah, good, I think so. Yeah. What else?

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Uh, how you feeling about the, you know,

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blowback from, uh, you know,
the firings, the bloodlust.

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- You wanna throw Hugo at that?
- Fuck it. Let's own it.

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Hey. Hey, Lukas. Yeah, listen.

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Uh, so, they're gonna go regulatory.

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Yeah. So you need to be there tonight.

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Well, no. It'll be easy.
Just, my dad invited you. So...

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Yes. There's gonna be, what,

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forty thought leaders, pols,

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officials who will actually decide this,

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and half of them are
gonna be there. Okay?

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So I am telling you that
you need to be there too.

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To counter.

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Okay.

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So, uh, hey, um.

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There's no easy way of... of doing this.

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I've done this a couple
of times this week,

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and sometimes, honestly,
it just makes me cry.

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Um. But I wanted to offer

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my heartfelt appreciation to you all.

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And now, I'm gonna hand over
to my colleague, Gregory Hirsch,

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who has more information.

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Thank you, sir. Good morning.

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"Good morning. Uh,
I'm here to inform you

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that Waystar Royco has
been looking at a range

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of different options in order
to drastically reduce costs,

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and a very difficult decision

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to restructure the ATN
operation internationally

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has been taken in order to protect

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the future of the business.

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This action was only taken
after seriously considering

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00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:16,163
all available options.

246
00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:18,874
But if you're on this
call, this is confirmation

247
00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:20,709
that you are part of the unlucky group

248
00:13:20,719 --> 00:13:22,669
who are having their contract terminated

249
00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:24,004
with immediate effect

250
00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:26,381
on the grounds of staffing redundancy.

251
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:29,186
And today is your final
day of employment."

252
00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:31,344
Uh...

253
00:13:31,355 --> 00:13:33,472
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo,
"Final day of employment."

254
00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:36,475
Um, "Going forward, we intend to operate

255
00:13:36,485 --> 00:13:39,102
Waystar Royco international
news gathering operations

256
00:13:39,112 --> 00:13:42,941
utilizing third-party
contract-based arrangements."

257
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,120
Uh...

258
00:13:46,311 --> 00:13:50,305
I'm seeing some confusion
in the chat. Um...

259
00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:54,159
Bu... But, yes. Uh, if
I have been too wordy,

260
00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:57,172
yes, we are letting all of you go.

261
00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:02,333
"Obviously, I can't take
questions on this call,

262
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:05,389
but this is a very sad day.

263
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,672
And I thank you for your time today

264
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:09,976
and your service to Waystar Royco."

265
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:11,401
Goodbye.

266
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,828
Nice. Done.

267
00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:20,268
So, this German one with this label,

268
00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:24,314
let's push this, okay? Say
it's a light, fruity red.

269
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:27,108
Uh, don't say it's biodynamic
and don't say it's German.

270
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,527
Just say it's a light, fruity red.

271
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:31,196
And, yes, a little
bit of fizz is normal.

272
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,697
It's sophisticated. Okay?

273
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:34,376
- Hey.
- Hey.

274
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,493
It's okay. What's
going on? Wakey, wakey.

275
00:14:37,504 --> 00:14:41,540
I'm just... I'm, you know.
I'm fine. I'm tired, you know.

276
00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:43,583
- Election eve, it's a lot.
- Yeah.

277
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,752
And turns out, I'm pre-tired.

278
00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:49,214
I'm tired about thinking
how tired I'm gonna be.

279
00:14:49,224 --> 00:14:51,758
Because someone isn't letting someone

280
00:14:51,768 --> 00:14:55,262
- get a lot of sleep.
- Oh. Well, forgive me.

281
00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:57,722
Uh, so, we got a couple of extra names

282
00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,140
- for the guest list.
- Right.

283
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:02,060
- Matsson is in fact coming now.
- Ooh! Because?

284
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:04,854
Because Dumb and Dumber
are trying to spook the deal

285
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:08,650
and wanna try doing
regulatory-shit angle,

286
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,509
and he's gonna come
and head that off. So...

287
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,404
Okay. Well, good. That's
good for me, right?

288
00:15:12,414 --> 00:15:13,948
- I mean, my chance to dance.
- Yeah.

289
00:15:13,959 --> 00:15:15,159
I can secure my spot...

290
00:15:15,170 --> 00:15:17,366
- Yeah, sure.
- ... post-Roy-pocalypse.

291
00:15:17,377 --> 00:15:19,286
- Mm-hmm.
- Right?

292
00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:21,955
Uh, also, to push that agenda...

293
00:15:21,965 --> 00:15:23,790
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, they wanted to invite,

294
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,459
and I didn't feel like I
had a tactical way to say no.

295
00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:28,722
Um, they want to invite Nate.

296
00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:31,886
Uh...

297
00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:34,472
'Cause he's key on tech and trade

298
00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:37,319
for Gil and Jimenez.

299
00:15:37,847 --> 00:15:39,223
I'm sorry, I...

300
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,309
It's not...

301
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,753
And I am genuinely sorry. Really.

302
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:48,053
- Sure. Nate.
- Yeah.

303
00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:51,781
It'll be good to see...
Nate. What do I care?

304
00:15:53,556 --> 00:15:55,446
- Uh-huh. Okay.
- It's okay.

305
00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:56,740
- Thanks, honey.
- Okay.

306
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:39,494
Okay. You guys ready to spread
some regulatory anxieties?

307
00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:42,285
Yeah, sure, spread those surveillance
capitalism heebie-jeebies.

308
00:16:42,295 --> 00:16:43,787
Yeah? Just don't let me get stuck

309
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:45,413
- with the Journal op-ed ogres.
- Come on.

310
00:16:45,423 --> 00:16:47,916
They're not all crypto-fascists
and right-wing nut jobs.

311
00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:49,626
We also have some venture capital Dems

312
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:51,002
and, uh, centrist ghouls.

313
00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:53,004
Dad's ideological range was wide.

314
00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,422
Yeah.

315
00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:55,745
- Should we hit it?
- Yeah, let's hit it.

316
00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:57,582
- Let's hit it.
- Yeah, all right.

317
00:16:57,686 --> 00:16:59,386
Hittin' it, hit it. Hey, what's up?

318
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:02,555
Not your guy's poll
numbers. Ha! Yuk, yuk, yuk.

319
00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:04,883
You're a little tired right now?

320
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:07,309
Oh, maybe a little. Oh, man.

321
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,313
- Maybe drink a coffee?
- If I drink a coffee,

322
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:11,856
then I won't be able to sleep later.

323
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,159
Think, Greg.

324
00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:19,417
So, uh, anyway, listen.
Matsson is coming.

325
00:17:19,428 --> 00:17:22,160
So that is gonna be my focus.

326
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:26,287
And you, if... Unless you
are truly aligning yourself

327
00:17:26,297 --> 00:17:28,998
to the dumpster brothers,
you might wanna sweeten that beat, too.

328
00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:32,585
- No, yeah. Yeah. I'd love to feather that bed.
- Yeah.

329
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:34,713
Um. But... but Matsson hates me.

330
00:17:34,723 --> 00:17:37,350
So I think I'm team Ken-Ro.

331
00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:40,260
Up to you, Greg.

332
00:17:40,478 --> 00:17:43,179
- Okay, I'm gonna mingle.
- Yeah, mingle up.

333
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,748
Hey, great. Thanks.

334
00:17:47,623 --> 00:17:49,406
Okay. Okay.

335
00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:51,938
Looks like, uh, Shiv's hitting Valerie.

336
00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:53,523
- Mm-hmm.
- Have you seen Nate?

337
00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:56,526
Uh... Yeah, no. But, uh,
Mencken's team called.

338
00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:59,070
Okay, because the polling?

339
00:17:59,081 --> 00:18:02,073
Yeah, well, their internals
are even worse. So...

340
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,743
And they want what? ATN to go full

341
00:18:04,753 --> 00:18:06,911
"we're coming to give
your guns hormone therapy,

342
00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:08,288
all your guns are gonna be ladies"?

343
00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:11,458
Yeah, well, three or four
states where Connor's one percent

344
00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:15,378
are throwing things?
Yeah. It could be pivotal.

345
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,255
And, you know, if he were to drop out,

346
00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:18,882
most of the support would go to them.

347
00:18:18,892 --> 00:18:21,843
But his team is not... It's just...

348
00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:23,344
They're just refusing
contact, apparently.

349
00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:26,399
So they've asked if I can
convince him to drop out.

350
00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:30,381
I mean... I don't know.

351
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:33,250
- Fuck that guy, right?
- Mencken?

352
00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:36,441
I think... yeah. Victory
vans. Those O'Malley fucks.

353
00:18:36,451 --> 00:18:37,522
I think fuck him.

354
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,358
I guess. I mean, it's not bad
for us to be tight with him

355
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,819
in case things swing his way, right?

356
00:18:42,081 --> 00:18:45,408
Yeah, fine. I see you. All
right. I'll hit the, uh...

357
00:18:45,418 --> 00:18:48,578
I'll hit the libtards.
You go help the Nazis.

358
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:50,173
Nazis, you got it.

359
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,833
Wait. Excuse me. Thank you.

360
00:18:54,807 --> 00:18:57,007
- Hey.
- Hey, Tom.

361
00:18:57,018 --> 00:18:59,003
- Hello, Nathaniel.
- Tom.

362
00:18:59,996 --> 00:19:01,613
Appreciate the invite.

363
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,311
Well, I've missed you.

364
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,870
- Won't be long. A lot going on, obviously.
- Mm-hmm.

365
00:19:07,941 --> 00:19:09,390
Won't drink too much of your wine.

366
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,027
No, don't you worry. You
gobble my gravadlax, pal.

367
00:19:12,038 --> 00:19:13,685
There's plenty more
where that came from.

368
00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:15,313
It's light and fruity.

369
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:18,149
And it's the kind of wine
that separates the connoisseurs

370
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,944
from the weekend Malbec morons.

371
00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:22,946
Keep away from this man, Nate.

372
00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,447
- Keep away from you.
- Back.

373
00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:26,783
- Back, foul news demon.
- No, you. You're the foul demon.

374
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:29,212
Nice to see you, Len. Good one.

375
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:31,033
Fuckin' asshole.

376
00:19:31,188 --> 00:19:32,434
- Hey.
- So sorry to interrupt.

377
00:19:32,444 --> 00:19:33,706
Can I grab him for a second?

378
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,556
- Yeah.
- Okay.

379
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:37,976
- What's up?
- Um, yeah. Just, uh...

380
00:19:38,173 --> 00:19:42,715
You know... yuk yuk. Kind
of a... a biggie, actually.

381
00:19:42,725 --> 00:19:45,218
And a bit last-minute.
But Mencken's team called,

382
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,939
and they wanted to know if
you might be willing to...

383
00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:49,931
you know, drop out?

384
00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:52,642
- Of the election?
- Yes, of the election.

385
00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:55,353
You are aware that the
polls open in ten hours?

386
00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:56,598
Yes, and it might be too late

387
00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,481
to physically remove your
name from the ballots,

388
00:19:58,491 --> 00:20:00,608
but if you were to
release a statement...

389
00:20:00,618 --> 00:20:03,563
You know, divert the Conhead
stream to the Mencken river?

390
00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:06,196
And after all the blood
and treasure I've expended,

391
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:08,491
why on Earth would I want to do that?

392
00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:11,445
They said, "For the
good of the Republic."

393
00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:15,299
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.

394
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:18,678
So, no? No.

395
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,421
Well then, I have been authorized

396
00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:24,257
to make a follow-up offer, which is,

397
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,638
how familiar are you with Mogadishu?

398
00:20:26,649 --> 00:20:28,176
- Mogadishu?
- Mm-hmm.

399
00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,064
- In Somalia?
- Because they are

400
00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:31,611
very impressed with your talents,

401
00:20:31,622 --> 00:20:33,713
and they think that you'd be a good fit

402
00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:35,841
for an ambassadorial appointment.

403
00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:39,848
Little bit car-bomby. Hey, tell him UN.

404
00:20:39,859 --> 00:20:41,683
- Okay.
- That's more my vibration, yeah?

405
00:20:41,694 --> 00:20:42,733
- All right.
- Yeah?

406
00:20:42,744 --> 00:20:44,449
- All right. I'll... I'll... I'll report back.
- Okay.

407
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,740
- All right. Thanks.
- Thank you.

408
00:20:48,502 --> 00:20:51,870
Hey. How you doin'? Good to see you.

409
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:55,740
Hey! So, she showed. That's good.

410
00:20:55,751 --> 00:20:58,291
Guess you smoothed it
over, right, General Franco?

411
00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:00,960
No. No, she's incredibly angry.

412
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:02,837
Okay, everybody.

413
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:05,298
Everybody. Welcome one and all.

414
00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:07,050
- Ken, take it away.
- Okay, thanks, Tom.

415
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,423
Thanks, Tom. Thank you.
Thank you. Okay, okay. Okay.

416
00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:12,471
Welcome, everybody. Welcome! Welcome!

417
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:15,892
Welcome. All right.

418
00:21:15,902 --> 00:21:19,687
Who we got here? Who we
got here? Carly Flight.

419
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,690
- Oh, shit.
- All right, okay.

420
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,485
The Pod Goddess. Everybody
watch out for her.

421
00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:27,798
Careful what you say.

422
00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:29,822
That's right.
Yeah. Careful what you say.

423
00:21:29,832 --> 00:21:32,283
Larry, Mary. Lovely.
Lovely to see you guys.

424
00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:35,828
Uh, who else is here? Who's here? Len.

425
00:21:35,838 --> 00:21:37,830
Len giveth and Len taketh away.

426
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,124
Watch out for Len.

427
00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:42,794
Uh, my guy, Nate Sofrelli,
saw the polls this morning

428
00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:44,420
and moonwalked here.

429
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:46,965
Our best to Gil and Jimenez.

430
00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:49,300
Everybody's here. It's
great to see you all.

431
00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,344
Um... Yeah, you know, it's...

432
00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:54,180
It's our... It's our
first, uh, tailgate party

433
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,470
without the big guy. Yeah.

434
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,643
But, uh, we're still gonna live it up.

435
00:21:58,824 --> 00:22:00,979
As always, kettle corn, over there,

436
00:22:00,989 --> 00:22:02,647
will be shipped to whoever is closest

437
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:04,023
to tomorrow's electoral count.

438
00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:06,567
And, uh...

439
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,090
Yeah, this is a tough one.

440
00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:10,238
But, uh, we're all gonna stay sane,

441
00:22:10,248 --> 00:22:13,087
and we're all gonna stay friends. Yeah?

442
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:14,993
Uh, thanks to my sis for hosting.

443
00:22:15,003 --> 00:22:16,338
Thank you, sis.

444
00:22:16,349 --> 00:22:17,475
Of course.

445
00:22:18,898 --> 00:22:20,664
But, yeah. You know,
we... we... we, uh...

446
00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:22,908
We didn't know what to do this year.

447
00:22:22,919 --> 00:22:26,594
Um... You know...

448
00:22:27,687 --> 00:22:31,097
We watch history. We make history,

449
00:22:31,227 --> 00:22:33,938
and then one day, we become it.

450
00:22:34,809 --> 00:22:37,468
So, can I just... I'd
like to ask you all

451
00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:41,686
for a moment of silence,
if we could, in memory.

452
00:23:00,423 --> 00:23:02,091
Thank you. Thank you, y'all.

453
00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,577
Sorry.

454
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:07,203
Uh. It's okay. Hey, man.
So, VIP in the house.

455
00:23:07,999 --> 00:23:10,158
Mr. Matsson, how are you? Welcome.

456
00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:12,175
Thank you. Thank you,
everyone. Thank you.

457
00:23:12,185 --> 00:23:13,593
You know, you... You,
uh... You don't get

458
00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:16,262
my sister's triplex in the
deal, you know. Don't get greedy.

459
00:23:16,273 --> 00:23:19,001
Well, you know. Hey. We
haven't closed yet. So...

460
00:23:19,012 --> 00:23:21,642
- We'll see. We'll see what happens.
- Nice. Nice. Anyway.

461
00:23:21,653 --> 00:23:25,383
Welcome. Uh, uh. You know, my
dad... my dad loved you all.

462
00:23:25,394 --> 00:23:28,733
We love you all. So, uh,
let's... let's have some fun.

463
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:29,901
Let the games begin.

464
00:23:29,911 --> 00:23:32,737
Salud! Cheers. Cheers.

465
00:23:32,747 --> 00:23:34,322
All right.

466
00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,951
Okay. What the fuck is he doing here?

467
00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:41,858
Uh... Yeah, I don't know.
Seriously, it's like, the fuck?

468
00:23:41,869 --> 00:23:43,029
- Did you... What's...
- He's gonna blow up our spot.

469
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,793
Yeah, yeah. So, apparently,
um, Dad invited him, actually.

470
00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:49,504
And he emailed a yes, like,
four minutes before walking in.

471
00:23:49,514 --> 00:23:50,713
- Four?
- Yeah.

472
00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:53,007
- Do we just throw him out, then?
- I would love that. No.

473
00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:55,801
But I don't think we can afford to
be seen treating him as the enemy.

474
00:23:55,812 --> 00:23:57,804
- Uh-huh.
- I think we hang tough. Yeah?

475
00:23:57,814 --> 00:23:59,931
Just stick to the plan.

476
00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:01,876
Regulatory. You know?

477
00:24:01,887 --> 00:24:03,601
These assholes in here? Our assholes.

478
00:24:03,611 --> 00:24:05,394
- Yeah.
- Yeah. But what's his fucking game?

479
00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,878
Like is he going for freak-out?

480
00:24:06,889 --> 00:24:08,772
Or is he flicking the same beans as us?

481
00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:10,637
Well, how do you wanna play?

482
00:24:10,648 --> 00:24:13,236
Honestly, like, he, like...
There's too much peanut butter

483
00:24:13,246 --> 00:24:15,581
between us. Can you stick close?

484
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:18,449
Yeah, sure.

485
00:24:18,612 --> 00:24:19,951
I think just guide him away

486
00:24:19,961 --> 00:24:21,160
from the high-value targets,

487
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:22,995
refill his glass, run him in circles,

488
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,622
tell people he's Looney
Tunes behind his back.

489
00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:26,130
- Oh, easy.
- Keep him from the big wigs.

490
00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:28,583
So, Operation, just
like, "Nuke the Luke."

491
00:24:28,594 --> 00:24:30,503
- Yeah.
- All right. I can do that.

492
00:24:30,513 --> 00:24:31,521
- Okay.
- Let's do it.

493
00:24:31,532 --> 00:24:32,861
Let's smash that Swede.

494
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,675
I'm tired. It's a lot,
you know, the pre-election prep.

495
00:24:35,685 --> 00:24:36,843
- You know?
- Oh, right.

496
00:24:36,853 --> 00:24:38,431
- Yeah. I bet, I bet, I bet.
- Yeah. It's a lot.

497
00:24:38,442 --> 00:24:40,053
Hey, so are you, uh...

498
00:24:40,064 --> 00:24:44,142
In the company, are you hands-on
or more of an overview guy?

499
00:24:44,228 --> 00:24:47,210
Um, I... Interesting.

500
00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:49,772
I... I guess... Well,
let me ask you this.

501
00:24:49,782 --> 00:24:52,600
What would you value more highly?

502
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,355
Really? No.

503
00:24:54,366 --> 00:24:56,153
Because I like to think
that I can do both.

504
00:24:56,164 --> 00:24:58,369
You know, I get my hands
dirty and clean noggin,

505
00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,331
and, you know, multi-tasker.

506
00:25:00,342 --> 00:25:02,701
Okay. You're kissing my ass.

507
00:25:02,712 --> 00:25:05,329
- No! I'm not kissing your ass, Lukas.
- No?

508
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:08,249
- You're too smart. You'd spot it a mile off.
- Yeah.

509
00:25:08,259 --> 00:25:09,320
- Hey!
- Hey.

510
00:25:09,331 --> 00:25:11,081
I'm about to take a shit
in your husband's mouth,

511
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,502
and I'm pretty sure he's gonna tell me

512
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:15,262
- it tastes like coconut.
- No, no. I'm not. I'm not.

513
00:25:15,273 --> 00:25:17,133
No, but seriously,

514
00:25:17,144 --> 00:25:18,761
it's a really, really nice place.

515
00:25:18,772 --> 00:25:20,055
- Thank you.
- Thanks.

516
00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:21,928
Uh. Who'll get to
keep it in the divorce?

517
00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:28,853
- Yeah.
- Okay, should we, uh...

518
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:30,021
- Yeah.
- ... hit up some people?

519
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:31,363
- Yeah. Good to see you.
- Talk to you later.

520
00:25:31,374 --> 00:25:32,657
- All right.
- Yeah.

521
00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:36,009
- It's good to see you.
- Yeah, yeah. You too, Gary.

522
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:41,062
Uh, yeah. So, you need to hit
Nate, Carly, uh, Valerie first.

523
00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,284
- But I need to keep an eye out for my brothers...
- Yeah.

524
00:25:43,294 --> 00:25:45,745
and, uh, you just need...

525
00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:48,664
You've done this before,
so just don't, um...

526
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:50,458
- You know, don't...
- Don't? What?

527
00:25:50,748 --> 00:25:52,335
- If you could...
- Don't scream "people are data"

528
00:25:52,345 --> 00:25:53,753
and stick my dick in the guac?

529
00:25:53,763 --> 00:25:56,088
- Yeah, sure. Don't. Yeah.
- Don't do that.

530
00:25:56,357 --> 00:25:58,716
Yeah, you're about to purchase one
of the most prized cultural assets

531
00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:00,426
and political communication
channels in America,

532
00:26:00,436 --> 00:26:03,721
and you need to prepare the
ground because otherwise,

533
00:26:03,731 --> 00:26:05,723
your many fucking
enemies will portray you

534
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:08,392
as some jerk-off coder
from Gothenburg. Okay?

535
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:11,062
I am a jerk-off coder from Gothenburg.

536
00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,064
- Well...
- Right? Right, Ebba?

537
00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:14,440
- You remember Ebba?
- Hi! Yeah.

538
00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:15,775
Good to see you again. How are you?

539
00:26:15,785 --> 00:26:18,986
You too. Oh, I'm, you know, who cares?

540
00:26:18,996 --> 00:26:21,209
"Who cares?" Yeah. Charming.

541
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,739
Okay. Oh, uh, well,

542
00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:24,951
not that you need to do
anything about this now,

543
00:26:24,961 --> 00:26:27,119
but you should fire your
lobbyists. Just so you know.

544
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,455
You need rainmakers and
not weather forecasters.

545
00:26:29,465 --> 00:26:33,125
Sure. It... it's just not
really my arena. I'm sorry.

546
00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:34,335
It's more Andreas...

547
00:26:34,345 --> 00:26:35,920
You don't have to apologize, Ebba.

548
00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:39,642
It's... It's just information
we're sharing. That's all.

549
00:26:40,284 --> 00:26:42,735
It's, um, social anxiety.

550
00:26:43,146 --> 00:26:46,013
The only PR person in the world
who hates talking to people.

551
00:26:46,149 --> 00:26:47,637
- Oh.
- Yeah.

552
00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:50,268
I don't love parties, but I'm good.

553
00:26:50,278 --> 00:26:54,202
Whereas I love them. I do.

554
00:26:54,699 --> 00:26:56,315
- Oh! Great.
- SkÃ¥l.

555
00:26:56,325 --> 00:27:00,611
Yeah. So, I have a number two
who's moon-beamed on edibles,

556
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,655
and a communication officer

557
00:27:02,665 --> 00:27:04,282
who's terrified of communicating.

558
00:27:04,292 --> 00:27:06,278
Oh. Brilliant.

559
00:27:06,289 --> 00:27:09,323
So, Mogadishu is a no-go.

560
00:27:09,463 --> 00:27:11,330
- Of course.
- It's a death sentence.

561
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:13,374
Frankly, uh, we're insulted.

562
00:27:13,384 --> 00:27:15,918
- Oh. Are you?
- But I would like

563
00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:17,378
to roll through all the options.

564
00:27:17,388 --> 00:27:20,381
So, as a brother, what's the top option?

565
00:27:20,391 --> 00:27:22,508
Okay, let me... Let me
have a little a look.

566
00:27:22,518 --> 00:27:24,093
I would love to get to Europe.

567
00:27:24,103 --> 00:27:26,137
Can I creep up through the underbelly?

568
00:27:26,147 --> 00:27:27,847
Come up through the Balkans?

569
00:27:27,857 --> 00:27:30,835
A couple of senior departures,
Berlin by Christmas?

570
00:27:30,846 --> 00:27:34,061
They may be willing to
talk Slovenia or Slovakia.

571
00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:35,197
Mm-hmm?

572
00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:40,884
Mm, yeah, I think I'm a no on the Slos.

573
00:27:41,109 --> 00:27:43,822
What about South Korea? Hmm?

574
00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:48,159
South Korea. Top ten GDP,
major geopolitical player.

575
00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:50,828
I feel like that would be tough.

576
00:27:50,838 --> 00:27:54,248
- North Korea?
- Oh, easy, my liege.

577
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:56,917
You don't know. Nobody
knows. That's the point.

578
00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:59,107
I could open it up like Nixon did China.

579
00:27:59,118 --> 00:28:01,215
Con, they're not gonna put
you anywhere with nukes.

580
00:28:01,226 --> 00:28:02,590
Well, that's insulting.
I don't think I wanna go

581
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:03,623
anywhere that doesn't have nukes.

582
00:28:03,634 --> 00:28:06,582
All right. Well, how do you like Oman?

583
00:28:06,829 --> 00:28:09,055
- Oman?
- Yeah.

584
00:28:09,065 --> 00:28:11,984
Poor man's Saudi Arabia
or rich man's Yemen?

585
00:28:12,646 --> 00:28:14,805
Hmm. I have to check.

586
00:28:15,117 --> 00:28:17,313
See what my wo-man thinks about O-man.

587
00:28:17,323 --> 00:28:18,773
Nice.

588
00:28:18,783 --> 00:28:20,743
- Yup, good.
- All right, good.

589
00:28:23,621 --> 00:28:26,864
Well, I... I guess,
essentially, I'm a self-made guy

590
00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:29,742
who came up with a really
cool product that people love.

591
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:32,661
I send you my 9.99 a
month. I'm no hater.

592
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:37,041
- 'Preciate it.
- But Daniel is troubled by out-of-control algos.

593
00:28:37,051 --> 00:28:39,919
- He is worried that you...
- Yeah.

594
00:28:39,929 --> 00:28:43,130
bleep-boop guys are gonna
data-mine us all to death.

595
00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,216
Yeah, no, no. I... I totally get that.

596
00:28:45,226 --> 00:28:47,802
And, uh, in terms of all this,

597
00:28:47,952 --> 00:28:50,054
someone's gonna pick
up the assets, right?

598
00:28:50,064 --> 00:28:52,014
So... who's that gonna be?

599
00:28:52,153 --> 00:28:57,822
Is it gonna be, and no offense,
Shiv, uh, but the failsons?

600
00:28:58,596 --> 00:29:00,588
Really? Is that a good option?

601
00:29:00,658 --> 00:29:02,024
They will do what he did,

602
00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:06,956
but they will do it stupider
and uglier, and less amenable.

603
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,613
And, surprisingly,

604
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:10,991
Lukas is actually pretty amenable.

605
00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,535
- Amenable?
- Yes.

606
00:29:12,545 --> 00:29:14,067
What about leadership at ATN?

607
00:29:14,078 --> 00:29:17,706
Well, I would definitely make
some major leadership changes

608
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:20,052
- at the top of ATN. Yes.
- Really?

609
00:29:20,601 --> 00:29:21,811
Oh...

610
00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:25,697
Oh, Tom.

611
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,460
I can't wiggle my way in there.

612
00:29:30,563 --> 00:29:34,024
He's just busy slobbering
up Nate with Shiv.

613
00:29:34,844 --> 00:29:36,572
They're just talking, Greg.

614
00:29:38,404 --> 00:29:41,381
Uh, can you... Can you
push a few more of these?

615
00:29:41,392 --> 00:29:43,065
Um, and... No, actually, put them away

616
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,327
so we create a kind of scarcity thing?

617
00:29:46,704 --> 00:29:48,998
- Hey, man.
- Hey, man. Brother.

618
00:29:50,018 --> 00:29:52,740
Been a minute. Listen, uh...

619
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,503
I know we haven't had a chance to talk.

620
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:56,023
I'm sorry, man.

621
00:29:56,830 --> 00:29:58,498
- Yeah.
- He was, um...

622
00:30:00,625 --> 00:30:02,917
What can I say? Jesus. I can't imagine.

623
00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:04,628
Yeah, it's tough, but, uh,

624
00:30:04,704 --> 00:30:07,832
you know, life keeps a-rollin', right?

625
00:30:08,462 --> 00:30:09,996
But you, man.

626
00:30:10,186 --> 00:30:12,553
You throwin' off some kingmaker vibes.

627
00:30:12,563 --> 00:30:15,055
Fuck, yeah. How's Daniel?

628
00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,099
- Can I shoot you names? Uh...
- Mm.

629
00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:18,559
You know, you can make a decent, uh...

630
00:30:18,569 --> 00:30:20,686
You can make a decent cabinet
for my fucking poker night.

631
00:30:20,696 --> 00:30:24,523
Sure, yeah, yeah. The
activists would love that.

632
00:30:24,710 --> 00:30:27,443
Look, dude, I'm just gonna
give you my rap straight.

633
00:30:27,453 --> 00:30:30,321
- Okay? Is that okay?
- Uh...

634
00:30:30,446 --> 00:30:33,194
I think we could be
really good for you guys.

635
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,786
Like, I'm talking major
reset of the dialogue,

636
00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:41,040
which I am personally invested in.

637
00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:43,511
But that only happens
if this deal goes away.

638
00:30:45,549 --> 00:30:47,304
Hm. Uh-huh.

639
00:30:47,315 --> 00:30:49,683
Yeah, you know, board-wise,
shareholder-wise,

640
00:30:49,694 --> 00:30:51,607
we can't come out
publicly. But the deal,

641
00:30:51,618 --> 00:30:54,692
you should know the deal
is headed to the woodshed.

642
00:30:55,185 --> 00:30:57,515
GoJo has had incredible growth.
He's a charismatic figure,

643
00:30:57,525 --> 00:30:58,989
but he's gonna get wrung out.

644
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:02,645
And, you know, there is
really legitimate concern here.

645
00:31:02,655 --> 00:31:05,648
DOJ or FTC balking
at the sports overlap?

646
00:31:05,658 --> 00:31:09,276
- The FCC over foreign ownership of broadcast?
- Uh-oh. He's pitching me.

647
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:10,517
No, I'm s... I'm telling you.

648
00:31:10,528 --> 00:31:14,072
I think maybe CFIUS might have
a word to say about Matsson's,

649
00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:17,910
you know, extreme political positions

650
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,089
and fucking Holocaust jokes.

651
00:31:21,411 --> 00:31:24,112
Sure. So, uh, so what?

652
00:31:24,441 --> 00:31:28,295
So, you guys come out for
regulation pretty soon,

653
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:31,340
and we give you a better ride
in the first hundred days.

654
00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:34,778
Man, I forgot how eager you
were to get laid at a party.

655
00:31:35,289 --> 00:31:36,460
Let me check in.

656
00:31:36,471 --> 00:31:39,808
Cool. All right. Love it.
Would love to get laid.

657
00:31:42,238 --> 00:31:43,698
Could we have the room?

658
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:49,400
So, you're doing great.
Yeah, eminently plausible.

659
00:31:49,410 --> 00:31:51,180
- Nice wordings.
- Yeah? Really?

660
00:31:51,191 --> 00:31:53,195
- Yeah, yeah. You're doing good. Yeah.
- All right. Nice, nice.

661
00:31:53,205 --> 00:31:55,239
Nate, I think, really
liked talking to you.

662
00:31:55,249 --> 00:31:56,365
And Carly loved you.

663
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,540
- So, yeah.
- Oh, cool, cool.

664
00:31:57,551 --> 00:32:00,586
I wasn't sure, 'cause I don't
always read people great. So...

665
00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,913
Yeah, no, it's good. You're good.

666
00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:04,032
Yeah, you've hit the A-team,

667
00:32:04,043 --> 00:32:05,920
and so now, I think we should
build your profile with the...

668
00:32:05,931 --> 00:32:07,965
the op-ed narcissists
and the Beltway psychos.

669
00:32:07,976 --> 00:32:09,335
All right. Bang, bang, bang!

670
00:32:09,346 --> 00:32:11,255
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.
- I like this. I like this.

671
00:32:11,265 --> 00:32:13,465
You know, I thought these
people would be very complicated,

672
00:32:13,475 --> 00:32:14,717
but it's... they're not.

673
00:32:14,727 --> 00:32:17,290
It's basically just,
like, money and gossip.

674
00:32:17,301 --> 00:32:18,721
- That's it.
- Oh, yeah. No, that's all it is.

675
00:32:18,732 --> 00:32:20,907
Just money and gossip.
That's everything.

676
00:32:20,918 --> 00:32:23,142
All right. Well, take me
down to the paradise city!

677
00:32:23,152 --> 00:32:24,768
- Let's do this!
- Great! Well. Mm.

678
00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:26,301
Uh... At this point,

679
00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:28,029
I think I would like
to ask the question,

680
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,275
not that I don't love heaving you
around like a great lump of pine

681
00:32:31,285 --> 00:32:33,152
and making you shine. Uh...

682
00:32:33,162 --> 00:32:36,165
But what have you done for me lately?

683
00:32:38,584 --> 00:32:40,495
Okay, well, uh...

684
00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:44,542
What do you want?

685
00:32:45,074 --> 00:32:46,941
I... I really like talking to you.

686
00:32:46,952 --> 00:32:48,901
So, you... you can have...

687
00:32:49,058 --> 00:32:50,601
You can have whatever you want.

688
00:32:51,518 --> 00:32:54,928
Okay, so this situation's
not without risk for me.

689
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,925
So if I was to move to actively engage

690
00:32:57,936 --> 00:33:00,596
in assisting you with the acquisition,
then I would need to know

691
00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:03,932
that it leads to a very,
very, very significant role.

692
00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:07,144
- Three verys. Wow.
- Yeah.

693
00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:09,239
- Okay. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

694
00:33:09,753 --> 00:33:10,869
Carry on.

695
00:33:11,033 --> 00:33:14,025
So, I know the company.
I know everything.

696
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:16,537
I know my way around. I'm collaborative.

697
00:33:16,548 --> 00:33:19,583
I have the name. I am...

698
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,458
I'm hot shit and I'm ready to go. Okay?

699
00:33:24,447 --> 00:33:26,380
Okay, um...

700
00:33:27,992 --> 00:33:29,400
- Can I think?
- No.

701
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:33,389
All right. Uh...

702
00:33:34,249 --> 00:33:36,032
Okay, uh...

703
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,674
Let's... I would hate to lose you.

704
00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,259
So... so let's, um...

705
00:33:39,269 --> 00:33:41,595
Why... why don't we
circle back in a bit?

706
00:33:41,727 --> 00:33:43,389
- Okay? Okay. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, sure. Of course.

707
00:33:43,399 --> 00:33:44,807
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

708
00:33:44,817 --> 00:33:46,350
You are doing good out there, you know?

709
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,852
- All right.
- You're like a self-teaching AI.

710
00:33:48,862 --> 00:33:51,105
I'm just gonna take five,
and then I'll be back

711
00:33:51,115 --> 00:33:52,898
with the dipshits and limpdicks.

712
00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:54,411
Yeah, sure.

713
00:33:58,358 --> 00:34:00,725
Hey, hey. Hey, Bony Moronie.

714
00:34:00,902 --> 00:34:03,052
- What's up?
- Can you lend a hand?

715
00:34:03,493 --> 00:34:04,742
- Uh...
- Matsson.

716
00:34:04,753 --> 00:34:07,371
Can you, like, look after him?

717
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:10,207
Uh, yeah. I... I guess he occasionally

718
00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:14,005
has expressed a distaste,
uh, in the past, for...

719
00:34:14,409 --> 00:34:16,502
my particular flavor of me.

720
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,298
- Just find him a blunt. Or something stronger.
- Yeah?

721
00:34:18,308 --> 00:34:21,427
Point his dick in the direction
of some fissile material. Yeah?

722
00:34:21,437 --> 00:34:23,053
- Yeah. Okay.
- You got it.

723
00:34:23,063 --> 00:34:24,231
I can try.

724
00:34:28,318 --> 00:34:31,270
So, Tom, are you going to
imperil democracy tomorrow?

725
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,397
Yeah. "You against the wall.

726
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:34,606
You against the wall.

727
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:36,800
You're a nice guy. You can
live. Bang, bang, bang, bang!"

728
00:34:36,811 --> 00:34:39,434
- Oh, yeah. Come on, please.
- That's what I'll do.

729
00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:42,769
I can assure you Mr. Mild
here is a one-pepper menu item.

730
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:43,863
Thank you, dear.

731
00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,766
And plans after the deal goes through?

732
00:34:45,777 --> 00:34:48,495
I hear you may be headed elsewhere.

733
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,289
Oh, well, you know,
I've always got options.

734
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:53,000
Why? Wh... what did you hear?

735
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:56,637
- Well, maybe I heard wrong.
- Uh-huh.

736
00:34:58,015 --> 00:35:01,268
- Uh... Okay, okay. Um...
- Sorry. Excuse me, Scott.

737
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:06,027
That is some top-shelf
rat-fucking there.

738
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:08,432
- Yeah, bye-bye. Yeah, yeah.
- Something juicy?

739
00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,933
The deep dive on Matsson.
It's pretty juicy.

740
00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:12,811
Apparently, he's been
creeping on Ebba, his comms.

741
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,438
Sending her some weird shit.

742
00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:15,689
Blood, bits of hair.

743
00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:17,329
- Perhaps some other things.
- Num, num, num.

744
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:18,525
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Nate. Hey, Nate.

745
00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:20,013
- You want in on this?
- You're gonna want in on this.

746
00:35:20,024 --> 00:35:21,974
Yeah, you wanna hear something
nasty about someone terrible?

747
00:35:21,985 --> 00:35:23,480
- Matsson shit.
- Um, sure.

748
00:35:23,491 --> 00:35:26,115
- Um, I gotta go.
- You're going?

749
00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:28,327
- Yeah.
- Okay, but we're good

750
00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,329
on the situation?

751
00:35:30,339 --> 00:35:31,705
Daniel's people aren't too comfortable

752
00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,373
with me rubbing shoulders with you.

753
00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:38,318
And, uh, yeah, Coop...
likes to yap and, uh...

754
00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:40,933
Um, yeah. Looks a little cozy. So...

755
00:35:41,866 --> 00:35:42,872
- Apologies.
- Okay, but...

756
00:35:42,883 --> 00:35:44,509
But, you know, I think
there is something here.

757
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,762
These are legitimate concerns.

758
00:35:46,939 --> 00:35:48,758
I mean, just tell Daniel. I mean...

759
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,765
we can make primetime safe for you.

760
00:35:51,776 --> 00:35:53,656
- I'm gonna be straight with you.
- All we need is one sentence

761
00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:55,464
- signaling to the markets...
- I don't feel comfortable with

762
00:35:55,474 --> 00:35:57,490
the tenor of this conversation.

763
00:35:57,501 --> 00:35:59,775
You don't feel comfortable with
the tenor of this conversation?

764
00:35:59,785 --> 00:36:02,079
Don't play hall monitor with me, bro.

765
00:36:02,717 --> 00:36:04,695
Right? I know you.

766
00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:06,323
- I know who you are, my friend.
- Ken.

767
00:36:06,485 --> 00:36:08,550
I don't know what you
think this is. I'm not Gil.

768
00:36:08,561 --> 00:36:11,689
You're not Logan. That's a good thing.

769
00:36:12,464 --> 00:36:13,983
I'll see ya.

770
00:36:19,402 --> 00:36:23,256
And so, where would we
live, exactly, in Oman?

771
00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:26,551
In Muscat, I should
think. In a compound.

772
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:29,720
Okay, but would it be above ground?

773
00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:31,849
Of course, above ground, Willa.

774
00:36:31,905 --> 00:36:34,449
"Pearl of Arabia."

775
00:36:34,845 --> 00:36:36,253
- Huh?
- Okay.

776
00:36:36,474 --> 00:36:39,314
"The Sultan's word has
the force of the law."

777
00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:40,328
- Mm-hmm.
- Great.

778
00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:41,733
At the airport, we'd walk right through.

779
00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:42,985
Okay.

780
00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:45,571
- And this is for Mencken?
- Mm-hmm.

781
00:36:45,794 --> 00:36:48,031
You know, all my family
and friends hate Mencken.

782
00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:50,846
Diplomatic plates.
You can park anywhere.

783
00:36:50,857 --> 00:36:52,929
You can basically drive on the
sidewalk. The police can't touch you.

784
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:55,057
Running people over
is not a selling point.

785
00:37:03,995 --> 00:37:06,924
Fucking Greg.

786
00:37:06,935 --> 00:37:08,969
- Hey. My Swedish friends.
- Hey. Yeah.

787
00:37:08,979 --> 00:37:11,847
Nice to see you.

788
00:37:11,857 --> 00:37:13,098
- Yo!
- Ja!

789
00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:15,818
- Fucking hanger-on.
- Hey!

790
00:37:15,829 --> 00:37:17,633
You fucking dingleberry.

791
00:37:17,644 --> 00:37:19,477
Dude, I'm on a charm offensive here.

792
00:37:19,488 --> 00:37:20,948
Can you be kind?

793
00:37:22,017 --> 00:37:23,316
Would you like to join us?

794
00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:24,912
Would you like to fuck off?

795
00:37:25,789 --> 00:37:27,249
My God!

796
00:37:28,418 --> 00:37:30,118
Seriously, Oskar. I'm gonna fire you.

797
00:37:31,837 --> 00:37:34,101
Okay, Ebba. Can you fire him, please?

798
00:37:34,112 --> 00:37:36,108
Can you?

799
00:37:36,748 --> 00:37:39,491
Oh, I'm sorry. Is this boring you?

800
00:37:39,736 --> 00:37:41,792
I've seen him cut your
balls a hundred times.

801
00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:43,337
Yeah, it's a little bit boring.

802
00:37:43,347 --> 00:37:46,045
Look at him! Sadistic face, he loves it.

803
00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:47,881
- I do!
- He loves being fired.

804
00:37:48,096 --> 00:37:50,807
I would... I would like
to fire Ebba, though.

805
00:37:51,229 --> 00:37:52,365
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

806
00:37:52,376 --> 00:37:54,264
But I can't because she's, uh,

807
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:56,683
created and fostered this, uh, situation

808
00:37:56,693 --> 00:37:58,352
in which I find it very difficult

809
00:37:58,362 --> 00:37:59,555
to do what I want.

810
00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,063
I'm not saying you've
done it on purpose,

811
00:38:01,073 --> 00:38:03,702
but it is quite interesting

812
00:38:04,253 --> 00:38:06,088
that you have sort of tenure

813
00:38:07,091 --> 00:38:08,201
'cause we've mingled.

814
00:38:08,212 --> 00:38:10,312
- Lukas.
- Ebba.

815
00:38:10,323 --> 00:38:13,244
I'm not sure if you're
kidding but, uh...

816
00:38:14,086 --> 00:38:15,212
I could help.

817
00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:18,622
- I'd fire her if you want.
- Yeah?

818
00:38:18,632 --> 00:38:20,676
Yeah. I'd fire her right now.

819
00:38:21,802 --> 00:38:25,921
I've got some recent
experience in this, uh, arena.

820
00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:29,341
- Would you do that for me?
- Instantly. Sure.

821
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:30,842
It's on. Guys.

822
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,303
Guys, gather 'round.

823
00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:36,098
This guy is about to
fire my senior comms.

824
00:38:36,108 --> 00:38:38,267
- Uh... No hard feelings.
- The jokes are funny.

825
00:38:38,277 --> 00:38:39,810
The jokes are very funny.

826
00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:44,314
- Ebba! Ebba!
- Wow!

827
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,899
Come on!

828
00:38:46,011 --> 00:38:49,319
You know what, Lukas?
I wish you would fire me.

829
00:38:49,329 --> 00:38:51,196
- Ebba!
- Ebba!

830
00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:54,991
- Ebba!
- Ebba!

831
00:38:55,228 --> 00:38:57,285
It's not the attitude

832
00:38:57,295 --> 00:39:00,090
of the employee that
we want at our company.

833
00:39:08,776 --> 00:39:10,066
You okay?

834
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,226
- Hi.
- We... we... We just... We saw...

835
00:39:14,532 --> 00:39:16,581
You know, we just wanted to make sure...

836
00:39:16,592 --> 00:39:19,406
Check in, make sure you're
okay, like, on a human level.

837
00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:20,533
We... We saw..

838
00:39:20,544 --> 00:39:22,122
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Like, are you... You good?

839
00:39:22,133 --> 00:39:24,187
I... I'm... I'm really...
I'm totally fine.

840
00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,456
Don't worry about it.

841
00:39:25,467 --> 00:39:27,616
- All right. Well, good. That's good to hear.
- Okay.

842
00:39:27,627 --> 00:39:29,285
- Right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

843
00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:32,613
- Totally.
- He seems kind of awful.

844
00:39:34,113 --> 00:39:35,490
We've...

845
00:39:36,692 --> 00:39:39,069
You know, we... we built his whole rep.

846
00:39:40,255 --> 00:39:42,247
He's not even a real coder.

847
00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:44,833
Someone gave him, like, a box of tech,

848
00:39:44,843 --> 00:39:47,502
and he took it to
market, you know? "Bravo."

849
00:39:47,512 --> 00:39:49,046
Yeah. Bravo.

850
00:39:49,127 --> 00:39:51,298
Well, yeah, we just wanted to say

851
00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:54,726
we... we... we sympathize
with all the shit.

852
00:39:55,703 --> 00:39:58,889
Well, I'll be out in
February anyway. So...

853
00:39:58,899 --> 00:40:00,099
Really? That's a shame.

854
00:40:00,110 --> 00:40:03,545
And... is that because of the...

855
00:40:04,128 --> 00:40:07,965
sending you of, you know, whatnots?

856
00:40:08,724 --> 00:40:12,704
What? No. It's... I mean...

857
00:40:13,426 --> 00:40:15,822
That's pretty much the least
of his worries right now.

858
00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:18,960
Okay. All right. Because...

859
00:40:20,438 --> 00:40:22,524
- India.
- India. Right.

860
00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:25,289
Uh, and I feel like I know this,

861
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,927
but what are the details here with that?

862
00:40:28,213 --> 00:40:29,304
The details?

863
00:40:29,315 --> 00:40:31,713
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna
give you all the details.

864
00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:33,716
- Sure.
- Right.

865
00:40:33,859 --> 00:40:35,986
Can I... Can I get... Can I bum a smoke?

866
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:37,592
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

867
00:40:37,603 --> 00:40:38,688
Sure.

868
00:40:43,328 --> 00:40:48,647
So, ATN is saying, "Dems Positive
Polls a Radical Misinformation Plot."

869
00:40:48,849 --> 00:40:51,066
- Ballsy.
- Like to keep things peppery.

870
00:40:51,162 --> 00:40:54,027
I mean, did we mention he's tired? Yeah.

871
00:40:54,037 --> 00:40:55,654
I guess he can't be across everything,

872
00:40:55,664 --> 00:40:57,948
can you, tired boy? Hey?

873
00:40:58,055 --> 00:40:59,825
But you should call Pam on that

874
00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:01,660
'cause, you know, everyone
here is needling me. So...

875
00:41:01,670 --> 00:41:03,912
Then you should tell them
to stop wetting their pants.

876
00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:05,330
Okay. Well, I get that, Tom.

877
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:07,962
But, also, you heard
about the Phoenix thing?

878
00:41:07,973 --> 00:41:10,335
The O'Malleys firebombed
a fucking campaign office?

879
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:11,498
- Scary shit.
- Exactly.

880
00:41:11,509 --> 00:41:13,975
A firecracker. A pair of firecrackers

881
00:41:13,986 --> 00:41:15,223
- taped together.
- Uh, pardon, pardon.

882
00:41:15,233 --> 00:41:18,176
- Sorry. May we borrow the lady for a second?
- Sure. Oh, sure.

883
00:41:18,186 --> 00:41:19,520
- Thank you, Tom.
- Don't mind me. I'm getting fired.

884
00:41:19,531 --> 00:41:21,563
- Guess what?
- What? The Phoenix thing?

885
00:41:21,574 --> 00:41:23,510
- It's pretty wild.
- Nope.

886
00:41:23,521 --> 00:41:25,015
Matsson's numbers are funky.

887
00:41:25,026 --> 00:41:26,935
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh...

888
00:41:26,945 --> 00:41:29,989
- Sorry, what the fuck are you talking about?
- Yeah, Ebba spilled.

889
00:41:29,999 --> 00:41:31,821
Screwy metrics in India.

890
00:41:31,832 --> 00:41:33,448
Matsson has been peddling bundles

891
00:41:33,459 --> 00:41:35,192
of South Asian packing peanuts.

892
00:41:35,203 --> 00:41:37,445
What? You mean, like...

893
00:41:37,455 --> 00:41:39,197
Okay. So, significant numbers?

894
00:41:39,207 --> 00:41:41,950
Yeah, yeah, we think so. Big, big.

895
00:41:42,042 --> 00:41:43,864
I fucking knew he was a bullshitter.

896
00:41:43,875 --> 00:41:45,954
I'm telling you, new money.

897
00:41:45,964 --> 00:41:47,741
You gotta hold those
fresh bills to the light.

898
00:41:47,752 --> 00:41:49,378
Uh-huh. Wow!

899
00:41:49,871 --> 00:41:51,905
Okay. Wha... Fuck.

900
00:41:52,048 --> 00:41:53,498
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

901
00:41:53,509 --> 00:41:55,835
You said a hundred scalps in three days?

902
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,337
Mm-hmm. Hundred.

903
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,007
Mr. Nephew. That's a...

904
00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:01,553
That's quite a number. I...

905
00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:04,243
I thought you were backwash
at the bottom of the gene pool,

906
00:42:04,254 --> 00:42:07,081
but this is something else.

907
00:42:07,322 --> 00:42:09,227
- You're the real deal.
- Yes, you underestimated me,

908
00:42:09,237 --> 00:42:12,522
- and that's exactly how I wanted it, Lukas.
- I believe I might have.

909
00:42:12,532 --> 00:42:16,242
Mm. Well, how did you do it?

910
00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:19,145
Uh, I don't know, I just do it.

911
00:42:19,156 --> 00:42:21,030
- Just jackknife right in there.
- Yeah.

912
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:23,575
And slit their throat.

913
00:42:23,585 --> 00:42:25,827
It must feel, afterwards, a bit...

914
00:42:25,837 --> 00:42:27,579
a little bit shitty, right?

915
00:42:27,589 --> 00:42:30,787
Honestly, not really.

916
00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:34,085
HR says I'm the right guy for the job

917
00:42:34,095 --> 00:42:36,922
because it looks like
I care but I don't.

918
00:42:36,985 --> 00:42:40,905
- Not a good person.
- No, I am. I am. It's just...

919
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:45,263
you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

920
00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:46,723
Do you though?

921
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:49,309
- Hey, there she is.
- Hey.

922
00:42:49,319 --> 00:42:51,645
- Hey.
- Welcome to the kids table!

923
00:42:51,655 --> 00:42:53,605
Can I, uh, talk to you for a second?

924
00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:56,733
Oh, yeah. Is it
time to up the periscopes?

925
00:42:56,743 --> 00:42:59,527
Um, yeah. Sorry to break
up the brains trust.

926
00:42:59,537 --> 00:43:01,039
You sit, Slim Reaper.

927
00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:03,795
A butcher with a smile.

928
00:43:04,446 --> 00:43:05,781
What's, uh...

929
00:43:06,853 --> 00:43:08,953
Why... why... Why are we running?

930
00:43:08,964 --> 00:43:12,165
- Is there a fire or what?
- Uh, yeah, there might be.

931
00:43:12,175 --> 00:43:13,583
So, what's your...

932
00:43:13,593 --> 00:43:15,794
What's happening with your numbers?

933
00:43:15,804 --> 00:43:19,307
- What numbers?
- What numbers? Lukas.

934
00:43:20,025 --> 00:43:21,971
Oh, in... Oh, in India?

935
00:43:22,262 --> 00:43:23,420
Yeah.

936
00:43:23,603 --> 00:43:25,313
Is this Ebba or Oskar?

937
00:43:26,364 --> 00:43:28,430
Huh. Okay.

938
00:43:28,441 --> 00:43:30,902
Um...

939
00:43:32,452 --> 00:43:35,764
Uh, well, we... we...
we... we... We have a...

940
00:43:35,775 --> 00:43:37,642
There's a little issue,
uh, that we're looking into,

941
00:43:37,653 --> 00:43:39,441
with subscriber numbers,

942
00:43:39,452 --> 00:43:41,945
uh, being, uh... being bullshit and...

943
00:43:41,955 --> 00:43:43,989
Well, not bullshit. But, um...

944
00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:46,366
A little... a little bit bullshit.

945
00:43:46,433 --> 00:43:48,159
What does "a little bit bullshit" mean?

946
00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:50,620
Uh... Well, maybe we
discovered a metrics error

947
00:43:50,630 --> 00:43:52,872
that has overstated our subs in India.

948
00:43:52,882 --> 00:43:54,582
Like, by quite a...

949
00:43:54,710 --> 00:43:57,460
Like if there were two
Indias, it would make sense.

950
00:43:57,470 --> 00:43:59,871
- You "maybe" discovered?
- Yeah.

951
00:43:59,882 --> 00:44:01,923
But there isn't two Indias.
There's only one India.

952
00:44:01,933 --> 00:44:03,675
- No. Yeah.
- And it's...

953
00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:05,719
It's just... It's a long
story. But it's, like, you know.

954
00:44:05,729 --> 00:44:08,596
It's an emerging market.
It's... it's all wet cement.

955
00:44:08,606 --> 00:44:11,474
- It's, um...
- So, stock and cash deal,

956
00:44:11,484 --> 00:44:14,227
the board would be well within
their rights to pull out.

957
00:44:14,405 --> 00:44:17,272
You know... You know that,
obviously, so how are you...

958
00:44:17,282 --> 00:44:19,316
What are you... When are you addressing?

959
00:44:19,326 --> 00:44:22,027
- Like, how are you handling?
- I'm not gonna... I don't...

960
00:44:22,178 --> 00:44:25,322
I don't want some forum
monkeys just shorting me.

961
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:27,324
I don't... I don't like
when people get into me.

962
00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:29,024
It's gonna get out eventually.

963
00:44:29,035 --> 00:44:32,541
Well, or we buy Waystar, and
it gets lost in the deal dazzle.

964
00:44:32,552 --> 00:44:35,211
SEC, DOJ, is this...

965
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,709
- Is this even legal?
- Well, we close quickly,

966
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,544
and then shit will get crazy good.

967
00:44:41,389 --> 00:44:44,257
By next quarter, the numbers
will be real, probably.

968
00:44:44,267 --> 00:44:46,384
Uh-huh.

969
00:44:46,394 --> 00:44:48,887
Come on. It's... It's kind
of funny though, isn't it?

970
00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:50,638
- Uh...
- All right. I know it's...

971
00:44:50,648 --> 00:44:52,974
I know it's pretty bad.
I know it's pretty bad.

972
00:44:53,168 --> 00:44:54,684
Yeah.

973
00:44:54,746 --> 00:44:56,623
You can fix it though, right?

974
00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:58,907
- Oh! Yeah, sure.
- Right?

975
00:44:58,918 --> 00:45:01,358
I'll just build another fucking India.

976
00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:03,276
Love that. Build another India.

977
00:45:03,286 --> 00:45:06,029
Yeah. That's my girl.

978
00:45:11,481 --> 00:45:12,815
Fuck me.

979
00:45:17,728 --> 00:45:19,512
Hey. Hey, Gerri.

980
00:45:19,803 --> 00:45:22,097
Let me guess. "I'll have a martini."

981
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,254
Can we chat about stuff?

982
00:45:24,265 --> 00:45:25,806
I have some thoughts and
might need your advice.

983
00:45:25,817 --> 00:45:28,851
- No.
- No? Just no?

984
00:45:28,862 --> 00:45:31,522
- Gerri? Gerri.
- What?

985
00:45:31,741 --> 00:45:33,357
The thing, that wasn't...

986
00:45:33,390 --> 00:45:35,683
The firing-you thing? That wasn't real.

987
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,267
- No?
- No.

988
00:45:37,332 --> 00:45:39,479
No, it was like in the heat of the...

989
00:45:39,489 --> 00:45:41,395
- You know? You know.
- No.

990
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,233
No? Okay. Well, come on. Let's...

991
00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:45,549
Let's have a fuckin' chat, okay?

992
00:45:46,076 --> 00:45:48,071
I'll, uh... I'll stand
in a cupboard and jerk off

993
00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:50,625
while you explain to me
what the SEC is, okay?

994
00:45:52,293 --> 00:45:54,227
Oh, really? No? Too soon?

995
00:45:54,622 --> 00:45:56,329
What do you want? You
want, like, a sorry?

996
00:45:56,339 --> 00:45:57,872
I got a whole purse full of sorries.

997
00:45:57,882 --> 00:45:59,690
- I'm sorry.
- I'm out.

998
00:45:59,790 --> 00:46:01,459
- I'm done.
- Bullshit.

999
00:46:01,469 --> 00:46:02,752
Dad fired people all the time.

1000
00:46:02,762 --> 00:46:04,921
I was just feeling kind of fire-ish.

1001
00:46:05,045 --> 00:46:07,298
Look, I have some requirements
you should know about.

1002
00:46:07,308 --> 00:46:08,466
- Mm-hmm.
- Several of which

1003
00:46:08,476 --> 00:46:10,310
have been officially communicated,

1004
00:46:10,321 --> 00:46:13,824
and some that I thought
I should, uh, you know,

1005
00:46:14,524 --> 00:46:16,506
- say in person.
- Okay. Ooh!

1006
00:46:16,517 --> 00:46:18,768
- Robo-Gerri. Scary.
- First of all, I want money.

1007
00:46:18,778 --> 00:46:20,603
- Mm-hmm.
- Eye-watering sums.

1008
00:46:20,613 --> 00:46:22,522
Hundreds of millions of dollars.

1009
00:46:22,532 --> 00:46:23,815
No. Pass.

1010
00:46:23,825 --> 00:46:26,992
So, I have retained personal
reputation management.

1011
00:46:27,003 --> 00:46:29,659
- Mm-hmm.
- And they will be on the line when Karolina

1012
00:46:29,670 --> 00:46:33,658
does her background briefings
off a set of my bullet points.

1013
00:46:33,668 --> 00:46:36,619
Mm-hmm. I will set
off your bullet points.

1014
00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:38,271
And if I ever get a whiff

1015
00:46:38,282 --> 00:46:40,497
of anything undermining my narrative

1016
00:46:40,508 --> 00:46:42,981
- anytime in the next five years...
- Mm-hmm.

1017
00:46:42,992 --> 00:46:44,998
I will sue and I will go public...

1018
00:46:45,009 --> 00:46:46,439
- with the many, many...
- So stupid.

1019
00:46:46,449 --> 00:46:47,672
pictures of your genitalia...

1020
00:46:47,682 --> 00:46:49,632
- All right. Great. Mm-hmm.
- ... that I have in my possession.

1021
00:46:49,642 --> 00:46:51,342
- Have I made myself clear?
- Yes, absolutely.

1022
00:46:51,352 --> 00:46:53,648
It's been a pleasure working
with you, Gerri. Thanks.

1023
00:46:53,659 --> 00:46:55,244
I could have got you there.

1024
00:46:58,341 --> 00:47:00,536
But no. Nope.

1025
00:47:00,767 --> 00:47:01,769
Nope.

1026
00:47:02,811 --> 00:47:03,843
See ya.

1027
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,031
Okay.

1028
00:47:15,286 --> 00:47:18,578
Hey, Con. Can we, uh...
Can we settle this now?

1029
00:47:18,588 --> 00:47:21,623
Everyone is quite freaked out
about this political firebombing

1030
00:47:21,633 --> 00:47:23,958
- in Arizona.
- Oh, yeah. The pop-pops in Phoenix?

1031
00:47:23,968 --> 00:47:25,502
- Yeah.
- The wastepaper basket on fire?

1032
00:47:25,512 --> 00:47:27,545
I think a file cabinet was
in the ICU. Can we draft?

1033
00:47:27,555 --> 00:47:29,683
Well, actually, there's been a...

1034
00:47:30,058 --> 00:47:33,156
- slight change of heart.
- Get the fuck outta here. You got it.

1035
00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:34,645
You got your bauble. It's great.

1036
00:47:34,656 --> 00:47:36,888
Let's write up a
fucking statement, okay?

1037
00:47:36,898 --> 00:47:40,056
Wind up the old fax machine and
fart it out to your oddball army, okay?

1038
00:47:40,067 --> 00:47:42,852
We wonder, Roman, if he might have...

1039
00:47:42,862 --> 00:47:45,282
invested too much in this
campaign to just, you know,

1040
00:47:45,292 --> 00:47:46,986
- drop out now. Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

1041
00:47:46,997 --> 00:47:48,942
That's so cool. You tried. You failed.

1042
00:47:48,952 --> 00:47:50,485
You move on. Find something new.

1043
00:47:50,495 --> 00:47:51,653
He's fought hard.

1044
00:47:51,663 --> 00:47:53,196
And we wanna find out
what might happen, okay?

1045
00:47:53,206 --> 00:47:54,989
He might write, you
know, a book about this,

1046
00:47:54,999 --> 00:47:56,699
- or a speaker circuit, or...
- Hey!

1047
00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:58,368
Nothing is gonna happen. Okay?

1048
00:47:58,378 --> 00:48:00,495
Anything might happen
tomorrow, actually.

1049
00:48:00,505 --> 00:48:01,788
- Really? Anything?
- Mm.

1050
00:48:01,798 --> 00:48:03,706
Yes, see? Because that's the
beauty of this little system

1051
00:48:03,716 --> 00:48:05,083
that we have called democracy.

1052
00:48:05,093 --> 00:48:07,751
Con! Man! Eat the fucking carrot. Okay?

1053
00:48:07,762 --> 00:48:09,575
Everyone in this room
thinks you're a fucking joke.

1054
00:48:09,586 --> 00:48:12,488
So tell your "wife" to shut the
fuck up, cover her shoulders,

1055
00:48:12,499 --> 00:48:14,766
- and pack a fucking bag for Oman, okay?
- Rome. Rome.

1056
00:48:14,777 --> 00:48:17,178
- I'm talking here. It's okay.
- Easy.

1057
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:21,195
There's one person here...

1058
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,556
- who doesn't think I'm a joke.
- Mm-hmm.

1059
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,437
So that's who I'm gonna listen to, okay?

1060
00:48:26,530 --> 00:48:28,398
That's smart. Yeah, listen to her.

1061
00:48:28,408 --> 00:48:30,024
- Willa, honey?
- Yeah?

1062
00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:32,402
- Bye. Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure, sir.

1063
00:48:32,412 --> 00:48:34,070
You got my vote, a hundred percent,

1064
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,112
- if I could vote.
- I'm trying to help you, man.

1065
00:48:35,123 --> 00:48:36,765
I am trying to help ya.

1066
00:48:39,924 --> 00:48:41,581
Really nice party.

1067
00:48:42,164 --> 00:48:43,787
Cool, cool family.

1068
00:48:43,798 --> 00:48:45,717
Oh. Thanks, man. Tweet about it.

1069
00:48:48,098 --> 00:48:49,648
So, who's, uh...

1070
00:48:49,659 --> 00:48:52,171
Who's going out tonight in
this shitty fucking town?

1071
00:48:52,181 --> 00:48:53,347
Anyone?

1072
00:48:53,358 --> 00:48:55,508
I gotta say, it's pretty
depressing from up here.

1073
00:48:55,518 --> 00:48:57,927
You can really see
how second-world it is.

1074
00:48:57,937 --> 00:49:00,430
I don't know, pretty
happening town, famously.

1075
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,514
Really? Is it though?

1076
00:49:01,524 --> 00:49:03,526
- Yeah.
- Compared to Singapore, Seoul,

1077
00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:05,852
it's like Legoland.

1078
00:49:05,862 --> 00:49:07,604
You know we still run shit, though?

1079
00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:10,398
Hmm. Like as in, "Only in New York."

1080
00:49:10,408 --> 00:49:12,483
- Yeah.
- Right. Okay.

1081
00:49:12,493 --> 00:49:15,320
Well, uh, nothing happens in New
York that doesn't happen everywhere.

1082
00:49:15,330 --> 00:49:17,771
You should get that
written on a cup. Right?

1083
00:49:17,782 --> 00:49:19,115
Shouldn't he get that written on a cup?

1084
00:49:19,125 --> 00:49:20,759
Like, that would look so cool.

1085
00:49:20,770 --> 00:49:23,536
You could sell that in a...
in a head shop in Rotterdam.

1086
00:49:23,547 --> 00:49:26,011
- Could be a... a good business for you.
- Mm-hmm.

1087
00:49:26,022 --> 00:49:28,790
'Cause I hear you might need
some new revenue streams.

1088
00:49:28,801 --> 00:49:30,835
Yeah.

1089
00:49:30,845 --> 00:49:34,182
Hey, really, really good
presentation by the way.

1090
00:49:34,487 --> 00:49:36,173
Loved it.

1091
00:49:36,184 --> 00:49:38,259
Can't wait to get into
those predictions, man.

1092
00:49:38,269 --> 00:49:39,802
- Those meaty predictions.
- Oh, yeah.

1093
00:49:39,812 --> 00:49:41,262
- Yes! Gonna be fun.
- Yeah? Yeah?

1094
00:49:41,272 --> 00:49:43,681
I'm excited about that.
Estimates. You know, estimates.

1095
00:49:43,691 --> 00:49:47,101
- Yup.
- But you, man. Your numbers.

1096
00:49:47,224 --> 00:49:51,022
Exploding, right? Like,
literally unbelievable.

1097
00:49:51,032 --> 00:49:54,651
Well, thank you. Thank you.
And congrats to you as well,

1098
00:49:54,776 --> 00:49:56,611
'cause I hear your numbers are gay.

1099
00:49:56,742 --> 00:49:58,852
- My numbers are... are what?
- Gay.

1100
00:49:58,863 --> 00:50:00,772
- My numbers are gay?
- Yeah.

1101
00:50:00,783 --> 00:50:04,077
You have this, uh,
cute little valuation,

1102
00:50:04,087 --> 00:50:06,871
and your numbers just came out as gay.

1103
00:50:06,881 --> 00:50:08,734
That's kinda homophobic, man.

1104
00:50:08,745 --> 00:50:11,154
Dude. Just let the wave hit you.

1105
00:50:11,302 --> 00:50:12,793
Float out.

1106
00:50:12,899 --> 00:50:14,504
I think I am the wave though, actually.

1107
00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:17,882
You think you are the wave?
Because you love the deal?

1108
00:50:17,892 --> 00:50:20,218
Are you kidding? Biggest
over-pay in history.

1109
00:50:20,386 --> 00:50:21,715
- Love that shit.
- Okay.

1110
00:50:21,726 --> 00:50:23,054
- Love it.
- All right, well...

1111
00:50:23,064 --> 00:50:25,682
- Love the deal.
- Whoo! Love the deal.

1112
00:50:25,692 --> 00:50:27,276
Love the deal.

1113
00:50:27,609 --> 00:50:28,850
Whoo!

1114
00:50:28,861 --> 00:50:31,854
- Come on. Come on. Come on, brother.
- Love it! Love the deal.

1115
00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:35,448
Yes.

1116
00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:37,527
- All right.
- Love the deal.

1117
00:50:37,537 --> 00:50:40,363
Love the deal! Love the deal.

1118
00:50:40,565 --> 00:50:42,966
- The fuck? Bit of a show.
- Hugging it out.

1119
00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:45,410
- Uh-huh?
- Hey. I'm gonna...

1120
00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,078
- What?
- Yeah. I'm done.

1121
00:50:47,088 --> 00:50:49,038
I'm... I'm gonna...
bed. I'm bushwhacked.

1122
00:50:49,048 --> 00:50:50,486
My eyes are sandpaper. I'm just...

1123
00:50:50,497 --> 00:50:53,125
Okay, well, we... you can stay
up for just a little longer

1124
00:50:53,136 --> 00:50:55,136
- and say good night to people together.
- Shiv, do you know

1125
00:50:55,146 --> 00:50:56,586
what my day looks like tomorrow?

1126
00:50:56,597 --> 00:50:58,339
Tom, you're not gonna be doing anything.

1127
00:50:58,349 --> 00:51:00,675
You'll just be lookin' for
shiny foreheads. It's fine.

1128
00:51:00,685 --> 00:51:02,600
- I'm...
- You can stay for 45 minutes more.

1129
00:51:02,611 --> 00:51:04,231
I'm just a little tired

1130
00:51:04,242 --> 00:51:07,974
because all the fun gossip
that I've been hearing

1131
00:51:07,984 --> 00:51:11,144
from everywhere at
this party, in my house,

1132
00:51:11,344 --> 00:51:13,104
is that I'm gonna be shit-canned.

1133
00:51:13,114 --> 00:51:14,352
I got faith in you, man.

1134
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,645
- Always been a loyal servant.
- Lots of faith.

1135
00:51:18,922 --> 00:51:20,331
Sorry...

1136
00:51:21,778 --> 00:51:23,071
Not helpful.

1137
00:51:27,451 --> 00:51:28,960
- The fuck is wrong with you?
- You know, I just

1138
00:51:28,971 --> 00:51:30,913
really do need to get
some sleep. I really do.

1139
00:51:30,923 --> 00:51:32,327
I'm sorry. Can we just leave it there?

1140
00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:33,708
- Please? Okay.
- You're tired. I get it.

1141
00:51:33,718 --> 00:51:35,752
You keep on fucking saying.
So, yeah, you're tired.

1142
00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:37,879
Okay, okay, I'm tired.
Let's leave it there.

1143
00:51:37,889 --> 00:51:39,172
Keep fucking telling everyone.

1144
00:51:39,182 --> 00:51:41,132
- Okay, okay. I'll stop.
- You're tired. I get it.

1145
00:51:41,142 --> 00:51:42,258
I'm sorry.

1146
00:51:42,268 --> 00:51:46,953
I'm just... you know,
I am just worried about, you know...

1147
00:51:46,964 --> 00:51:49,211
Maybe I've nailed myself
to the Matsson cross,

1148
00:51:49,222 --> 00:51:51,901
and he might turn out to be bullshit.

1149
00:51:51,912 --> 00:51:53,728
You know, he's erratic
and... and... and... and...

1150
00:51:53,738 --> 00:51:55,104
You know, maybe he isn't real.

1151
00:51:55,114 --> 00:51:57,607
Shiv, he's real. He's the future.

1152
00:51:57,684 --> 00:51:59,602
No, Tom. He...

1153
00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:04,781
There is a time bomb in his numbers,
and I might get blown up.

1154
00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:06,282
You'll be fine.

1155
00:52:06,396 --> 00:52:08,451
- You'll always be fine.
- No.

1156
00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:11,162
No, I am fucking my family for this.

1157
00:52:11,238 --> 00:52:12,781
Can I just say something?

1158
00:52:13,701 --> 00:52:16,792
At this party here, there are maybe 40

1159
00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:19,141
of the most important people in America,

1160
00:52:19,152 --> 00:52:23,146
and you have just walked
all around, all evening,

1161
00:52:23,309 --> 00:52:26,064
telling them all that
I'm gonna get fired.

1162
00:52:26,075 --> 00:52:29,652
No, it was implied,
lightly, as a little...

1163
00:52:29,770 --> 00:52:32,517
God! Part of a tactical kind of joke.

1164
00:52:32,527 --> 00:52:36,895
Will you explain to me, uh, the joke?

1165
00:52:36,906 --> 00:52:39,058
- Because I don't get the fucking joke.
- Oh, my God. Tom!

1166
00:52:39,069 --> 00:52:41,150
- I don't get the joke.
- It was something that he said,

1167
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,902
that isn't true, that we needed to say.

1168
00:52:42,912 --> 00:52:45,154
But you stood by his
side, and he said it,

1169
00:52:45,164 --> 00:52:47,281
and you were like, "Okay,
well, that sounds good to me."

1170
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:49,659
Fuck's sake. I'm not
doing this right now.

1171
00:52:49,716 --> 00:52:50,793
You know...

1172
00:52:50,962 --> 00:52:53,371
I am in serious
trouble. That was a play.

1173
00:52:53,381 --> 00:52:54,664
You will be okay

1174
00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:56,631
because you are a tough fucking bitch

1175
00:52:56,642 --> 00:53:00,421
who will always survive
because you do what you need.

1176
00:53:00,432 --> 00:53:03,260
- You will do whatever you need.
- Are you even listening? I will be okay?

1177
00:53:03,271 --> 00:53:04,478
- Yeah? Really?
- Yeah.

1178
00:53:04,489 --> 00:53:07,588
You sure you're not projecting?
Because that is actually you.

1179
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,232
Should we have a real conversation?

1180
00:53:13,243 --> 00:53:15,476
- With a scorpion? No.
- That was a friendly thing.

1181
00:53:15,486 --> 00:53:18,062
- That was a friendly thing.
- Oh, yeah. Sure. Real friendly.

1182
00:53:18,072 --> 00:53:19,240
Ha, ha, ha.

1183
00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:22,813
Yeah, no. Uh, I'm a scorpion.

1184
00:53:23,099 --> 00:53:25,954
You're a hyena. You're
a... You're a street rat.

1185
00:53:25,965 --> 00:53:27,924
Actually, no. You're a fucking snake.

1186
00:53:27,935 --> 00:53:30,533
"Here's a dead snake to
wear as a necktie, Tom.

1187
00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:32,349
Why aren't you laughing?"

1188
00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:38,122
I wonder if we shouldn't clear the air.

1189
00:53:38,172 --> 00:53:39,917
- Yeah? Mm. Sure.
- Yeah.

1190
00:53:39,927 --> 00:53:43,546
I think that you can be
a very selfish person,

1191
00:53:43,556 --> 00:53:46,340
and I think you find it very hard

1192
00:53:46,350 --> 00:53:47,402
to think about me.

1193
00:53:47,413 --> 00:53:49,622
- What the fuck?
- And I think...

1194
00:53:49,743 --> 00:53:52,139
you shouldn't have
even married me, actually.

1195
00:53:52,150 --> 00:53:54,768
What the fuck? What the actual fuck?

1196
00:53:54,779 --> 00:53:56,479
You proposed to me.

1197
00:53:56,830 --> 00:53:58,950
You proposed to me at
my lowest fucking ebb.

1198
00:53:58,961 --> 00:54:01,397
My dad was dying. What
was I supposed to say?

1199
00:54:01,407 --> 00:54:03,858
- Perhaps, "No"?
- I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

1200
00:54:03,868 --> 00:54:07,153
Oh, thanks! Thanks for that!
Yeah, you really kept me safe

1201
00:54:07,163 --> 00:54:08,869
while you ran off to
fuck the phone book.

1202
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,892
Oh, fuck off. You're a hick.

1203
00:54:10,903 --> 00:54:12,575
- And then... And then...
- Conservative hick.

1204
00:54:12,585 --> 00:54:15,286
You hid it because you were so scared

1205
00:54:15,296 --> 00:54:17,371
of how fuckin' awful you are.

1206
00:54:17,381 --> 00:54:19,707
You were only with me to get to power.

1207
00:54:19,717 --> 00:54:21,959
Well, you got it now,
Tom. You've got it!

1208
00:54:21,969 --> 00:54:23,961
I'm with you because I love you!

1209
00:54:23,971 --> 00:54:26,589
Bullshit. You're fucking me for my DNA.

1210
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:29,050
You were fucking me for a fucking ladder

1211
00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:32,303
because your whole family
is striving and parochial.

1212
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,389
That's not... That's not
a fair characterization.

1213
00:54:35,399 --> 00:54:37,767
Oh, no? Well, your mom loves
me more than she loves you

1214
00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:39,263
because she's cracked.

1215
00:54:39,274 --> 00:54:42,188
You wanna... You wanna
actually clear the air? Fine.

1216
00:54:42,198 --> 00:54:43,773
You betrayed me.

1217
00:54:43,783 --> 00:54:49,946
You were going to see me get
sent to fucking prison, Shiv!

1218
00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:54,075
And then you fobbed me off with
that fuckin' undrinkable wine,

1219
00:54:54,085 --> 00:54:55,982
and you won't have my baby

1220
00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:57,495
because you never
even thought, honestly,

1221
00:54:57,505 --> 00:54:59,747
that you'd be with me more
than, like, four fuckin' years,

1222
00:54:59,757 --> 00:55:01,832
- I don't think!
- You offered to go to jail, Tom!

1223
00:55:01,842 --> 00:55:03,834
You offered because you're servile!

1224
00:55:03,844 --> 00:55:05,169
You're just... You're servile!

1225
00:55:05,179 --> 00:55:08,172
You are incapable of
thinking about anybody

1226
00:55:08,182 --> 00:55:11,008
other than yourself 'cause
your sense of who you are, Shiv,

1227
00:55:11,018 --> 00:55:12,927
- is that fuckin' thin!
- Oh, yeah?

1228
00:55:12,937 --> 00:55:14,220
- Yeah.
- You read that in a book, Tom?

1229
00:55:14,230 --> 00:55:16,742
You're too fuckin'
transparent to find in a book!

1230
00:55:16,753 --> 00:55:18,411
You're pathetic. You're pathetic.

1231
00:55:18,422 --> 00:55:19,976
You're a masochist, and
you can't even take it.

1232
00:55:19,986 --> 00:55:21,982
I think you are incapable of love.

1233
00:55:21,993 --> 00:55:23,995
And I think you are maybe not

1234
00:55:24,612 --> 00:55:26,280
a good person to have children!

1235
00:55:28,672 --> 00:55:30,591
Well, that's not very
nice to say, is it?

1236
00:55:31,166 --> 00:55:32,324
I'm sorry.

1237
00:55:34,259 --> 00:55:36,335
I'm sorry. But you... You...

1238
00:55:36,645 --> 00:55:40,538
You have hurt me more than
you can possibly imagine.

1239
00:55:40,548 --> 00:55:44,208
And you, you took away
the last six months

1240
00:55:44,218 --> 00:55:45,501
I could've had with my dad.

1241
00:55:45,511 --> 00:55:46,627
- No.
- Yes.

1242
00:55:46,637 --> 00:55:47,712
- No!
- Yes.

1243
00:55:47,722 --> 00:55:50,307
You sucked up to him,
and you cut me out!

1244
00:55:51,530 --> 00:55:53,765
It's not my fault

1245
00:55:54,222 --> 00:55:56,140
that you didn't get his approval.

1246
00:55:57,434 --> 00:56:00,135
I have given you endless approval,

1247
00:56:00,146 --> 00:56:03,149
and it doesn't fill you
up because you're broken.

1248
00:56:04,834 --> 00:56:07,321
I don't like you.

1249
00:56:09,174 --> 00:56:10,342
I don't...

1250
00:56:11,212 --> 00:56:13,077
I don't even care about you.

1251
00:56:13,435 --> 00:56:15,776
I don't care.

1252
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:20,926
Have we cleared the
air, huh? Feel good now?

1253
00:56:21,648 --> 00:56:23,246
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1254
00:56:23,257 --> 00:56:25,801
- Fuckin' great. Tip-top.
- Uh-huh.

1255
00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:30,054
You don't deserve me. And you never did.

1256
00:56:32,536 --> 00:56:34,595
And everything came out of that.

1257
00:56:35,888 --> 00:56:39,554
Oof! So fu... fucking flat.

1258
00:56:59,111 --> 00:57:01,562
You, uh, find ways
to have fun out there?

1259
00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:02,993
More or less.

1260
00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:05,164
The red wine smells like wet dog.

1261
00:57:07,276 --> 00:57:09,293
Listen, I just wanted to do five.

1262
00:57:09,453 --> 00:57:11,153
Just me and you. Just Franky and Kenny.

1263
00:57:11,164 --> 00:57:12,875
- Mm-hmm.
- Not CEO and Chair.

1264
00:57:12,886 --> 00:57:16,132
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah. I don't think the GoJo deal

1265
00:57:16,143 --> 00:57:18,485
is in the best interests
of the shareholders,

1266
00:57:18,496 --> 00:57:20,706
- and I would like to explore ways of blocking it.
- La, la, la, la, la!

1267
00:57:20,717 --> 00:57:23,099
- I don't wanna hear it, Ken!
- What if I told you

1268
00:57:23,109 --> 00:57:25,563
his subs in India are
significantly inflated?

1269
00:57:27,696 --> 00:57:29,335
I'm just gonna hit you with this.

1270
00:57:29,346 --> 00:57:31,690
What if we run it all the way back?

1271
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,174
Do I even wanna know what that means?

1272
00:57:34,504 --> 00:57:36,455
We go reverse Viking.

1273
00:57:36,612 --> 00:57:38,155
We pillage their village.

1274
00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:40,503
Waystar acquires GoJo.

1275
00:57:44,187 --> 00:57:48,848
It... There would
have to be major issues.

1276
00:57:48,859 --> 00:57:50,018
There are.

1277
00:57:50,029 --> 00:57:54,023
What if we could slow this
down and we eat Matsson's lunch?

1278
00:57:55,157 --> 00:57:56,700
Bigger than Dad ever was.

1279
00:57:57,946 --> 00:57:59,634
Uh, Roman and Shiv?

1280
00:57:59,645 --> 00:58:02,680
Yeah, I don't know. Part of my plans.

1281
00:58:02,898 --> 00:58:05,266
I love 'em, but not in
love with 'em, you know?

1282
00:58:05,276 --> 00:58:07,611
- Mm-hmm.
- One head, one crown.

1283
00:58:08,266 --> 00:58:09,559
But I'll need ballast.

1284
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,966
Are you with me?

1285
00:58:33,712 --> 00:58:36,580
Hi, everyone. Hi.

1286
00:58:36,724 --> 00:58:38,716
Bedtime for Bonzo!

1287
00:58:38,805 --> 00:58:42,052
Sorry, but please get the
fuck out of my house now.

1288
00:58:43,565 --> 00:58:45,682
Yeah. No, no, no. Please.

1289
00:58:45,974 --> 00:58:48,683
Party's over 'cause I gotta sleep!

1290
00:58:48,925 --> 00:58:52,271
It's been a terrific night.
Thank you so much. No, I am serious.

1291
00:58:52,281 --> 00:58:56,609
Off you go, go to bed. Enjoy
your beds. Go home, cry.

1292
00:58:56,711 --> 00:58:58,235
I'm done. I'm done.

1293
00:58:58,311 --> 00:59:01,606
I can barely stand, but
I've had enough. Good night.

1294
00:59:02,791 --> 00:59:05,493
- Good night, Tom.
- Don't forget your coats!

1295
00:59:08,143 --> 00:59:09,832
- Hmm.
- Fuck Tom.

1296
00:59:09,843 --> 00:59:11,511
Yeah. Fuck Tom.

1297
00:59:12,076 --> 00:59:13,488
Fuck Tom.

1298
00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:17,337
So, guys. Um... Funeral.

1299
00:59:17,348 --> 00:59:21,050
If nobody wants to grab it,
I'm happy to take the big-energy spot.

1300
00:59:21,201 --> 00:59:22,201
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1301
00:59:22,212 --> 00:59:23,634
- Uh...
- Yeah. I mean, it...

1302
00:59:23,645 --> 00:59:27,139
seemed like
nobody wanted it. So, I got it.

1303
00:59:27,149 --> 00:59:28,307
Yeah?

1304
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:29,881
Sure, it's fine.

1305
00:59:30,021 --> 00:59:33,019
Knock yourself out. Just paint it red.

1306
00:59:33,030 --> 00:59:35,189
- Yeah. Happy?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1307
00:59:35,199 --> 00:59:36,482
- Happy?
- Happy.

1308
00:59:36,492 --> 00:59:37,608
Happy.

1309
00:59:37,618 --> 00:59:39,472
Happy, happy, headbangers.

1310
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,991
Here we are. Okay. Mm!

1311
00:59:43,832 --> 00:59:45,838
Good night.

1312
00:59:45,849 --> 00:59:47,565
- Good night.
- Night.

1313
01:00:43,748 --> 01:00:48,748
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