1 00:00:03,860 --> 00:00:05,860 Dad wants us to pick up where he left off — 2 00:00:05,860 --> 00:00:09,060 Saving people, hunting things, the family business. 3 00:00:11,660 --> 00:00:13,660 There's a really good cure for a hangover. 4 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:16,660 It's a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray. 5 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,560 Oh, I hate you. I know you do. 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,160 We're not gonna start that crap again. 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,660 Start what up? That prank stuff. 8 00:00:21,660 --> 00:00:23,660 It's stupid, and it always escalates. 9 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:24,660 What's the matter, sammy? 10 00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:26,860 Afraid you're gonna get nair in your shampoo again? 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,360 Just remember, you started it. 12 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:31,560 What the — 13 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,060 One, me. That's all you got? 14 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:34,360 It's weak. 15 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:35,560 You're a friggin' jerk! 16 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,560 You smell like a toilet. Chicken. 17 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:38,760 Jerk. Bitch. 18 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,360 Shut up. You wuss. 19 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,660 Tch. Jerk. 20 00:00:47,260 --> 00:00:48,460 Bring it on, baldy. 21 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:18,260 Excuse me. 22 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:20,860 Are you lost? 23 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:22,360 No. 24 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:24,060 I've been waiting for you, professor. 25 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,160 Huh. 26 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:27,060 Oh, you're in one of my classes? 27 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,660 Don't you recognize me? 28 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,360 Well... 29 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,260 They're big classes. 30 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,560 Anyway, my office hours are tuesday and thursday mornings. 31 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:37,460 Really? I was... hoping I could see you now. 32 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,660 Um... 33 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,060 Well, since you asked so nicely, come on. 34 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:05,060 Such a handsome photo. 35 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,060 that old thing. 36 00:02:08,260 --> 00:02:09,560 So, what can I do for you? 37 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,060 How's the anscombe paper coming? 38 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,960 Uh, professor, I 39 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:15,960 Uh... 40 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:19,160 I have a confession to make. 41 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:20,460 Oh? What's that? 42 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,060 I'm not really one of your students. 43 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:26,260 Really. Then, why are you here? 44 00:02:35,860 --> 00:02:36,960 Maybe I should just go. 45 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:37,760 Wait. 46 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:43,760 I get it. 47 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:48,260 I understand how you're feeling, and it's only natural. 48 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,460 You are young and wide-Eyed. 49 00:02:55,860 --> 00:02:58,560 And I'm somewhat of a celebrity around here. 50 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:11,060 Don't get me wrong, you're a very beautiful girl. 51 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,460 But it would be wrong of me to take advantage of you. 52 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,260 I just, uh... 53 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,160 I just respect you too much. 54 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:53,360 Oh, my god. 55 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,460 What? 56 00:03:58,460 --> 00:03:59,760 Don't you like me anymore? 57 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:09,760 Don't you want me? 58 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:46,060 Supernatural 59 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,260 Dude, you mind not eating those on my bed? 60 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:18,960 No, I don't mind. 61 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,760 How's the research going? 62 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:29,060 You know how it's going? 63 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:31,260 Slow. 64 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:34,160 You know how it would go a heck of a lot faster? 65 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,760 If I had my computer. 66 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:48,460 Can you turn that down, please? 67 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:49,260 Yeah, absolutely. 68 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:57,560 You know what? 69 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:00,660 Maybe you should just go somewhere for a while, huh? 70 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:01,660 hey, i'd love to. 71 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,960 Unfortunately, my car's all screwed to hell. 72 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,760 I told you, I have nothing to do — 73 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,260 Hey, bobby. Hey, boys. 74 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:24,060 Hey, bobby. 75 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,460 It's good to see you again so soon. 76 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:29,260 Yeah, uh, thanks for coming. 77 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,460 Come on in. 78 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:34,760 Thank god you're here. 79 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:37,760 So, um... 80 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,160 What didn't you want to talk to me on the phone about? 81 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,360 it's this job we're working. 82 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,560 We weren't sure you'd believe us. 83 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:46,460 Well, I can believe a lot. 84 00:06:46,460 --> 00:06:47,460 Yeah, yeah, I know. 85 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:49,260 It's just we've never seen anything like it. 86 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:50,360 Not even close. 87 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,260 We thought we could use some fresh eyes. 88 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:54,060 Why don't you begin at the beginning? 89 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,760 Yeah. Um, all right, please. 90 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:57,760 So... 91 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,060 It all started when we caught wind of an obit. 92 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:04,360 See, a professor took a nose dive from a fourth-Story window, 93 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:07,360 Only there's a campus legend that the building's haunted. 94 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,260 So we pretexted as reporters from the local paper. 95 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:18,660 Yeah, we both had the professor for "ethics and morality." 96 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:20,260 So, why do you think he did it? 97 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:22,960 Who knows? He was tenured, wife and kids. 98 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,660 His book is a really big deal. 99 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,460 Then again, who's to say it was suicide? 100 00:07:29,460 --> 00:07:30,560 Jen, come on. 101 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:31,760 Well, what else could it be? 102 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,460 Well, you know about crawford hall. 103 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,960 No, I don't, actually. 104 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,360 It's a bunch of crap. It's a total urban legend. 105 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,760 Well, heather's mom went to school here, 106 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,760 And she knew the girl. 107 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:40,760 Wait, what girl? 108 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,560 Like, 30 years ago, 109 00:07:43,260 --> 00:07:45,260 This girl was having an affair with some professor. 110 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:47,160 He broke it off. 111 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,060 She jumped out the window and killed herself. 112 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,560 You know her name? 113 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:51,360 No. 114 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,260 But they say she jumped from room 669. 115 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:57,360 Get it? You turn the 9 upside down... 116 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,260 So now she haunts the building, 117 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,160 And anyone who sees her... 118 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,460 They don't live to tell the tale. 119 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,060 Well, if no one lives to tell the tale, 120 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,860 Then how does the tale get told? 121 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,060 Curtis, shut up! 122 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,560 You know what? Uh, thanks a lot, guys. Excuse me. 123 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:36,560 Dean. 124 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,560 What are you — What are you drinking? 125 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:40,760 I don't know, man. 126 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,060 I think they're called purple nurples. 127 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:45,060 I think we should check out the professor's office. 128 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:47,260 Oh, no, no, no. I can't right now. 129 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,760 I've got a feisty little wildcat on the hook. 130 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,460 I'm about ready to — Zz! — Reel her in. 131 00:08:51,460 --> 00:08:52,760 I'll introduce you. De— 132 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:55,060 Starla. Starla, hey. 133 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,560 This is my shuttle copilot, major tom. 134 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:00,460 Major tom — Starla. 135 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:02,860 enchant? 136 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:05,360 Hi. 137 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,460 Sorry. Just trying to keep my liquor down. 138 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,060 Yeah. Good job. 139 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:19,660 Hey, good news. 140 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,060 She's got a sister. 141 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,660 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 142 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:30,460 Hold on a minute. What? 143 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:32,260 Come on, dude. That's not how it happened. 144 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:33,960 No? 145 00:09:33,960 --> 00:09:36,260 So you never drank a purple nurple? 146 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:37,860 Yeah, maybe that, but... 147 00:09:37,860 --> 00:09:39,760 I don't say things like, "feisty little wildcat." 148 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,060 And her name wasn't starla. 149 00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:42,360 Then what was it? 150 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:46,360 I don't know, but she was a classy chick. 151 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,960 She was a grad student, anthropology and folklore. 152 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,160 We were talking about local ghost stories. 153 00:09:58,660 --> 00:09:59,760 Here's to — 154 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,060 Here's to us. 155 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:11,160 My god, you are attractive. 156 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:14,660 Thanks. But no time for that now. 157 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,560 You need to tell me about this urban legend. 158 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:21,660 Please. Lives are at stake. 159 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,960 Sorry. I just — I can't even concentrate. 160 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,260 It's like staring... 161 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,060 Into the sky. 162 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:47,060 Dean, what do you think you're doing? 163 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:53,760 Sam, please. 164 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,360 If you wouldn't mind, just give me five minutes here. 165 00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,760 Dean, this is a very serious investigation. 166 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,260 We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah. 167 00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,360 Blah blah blah-Blah. 168 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:05,660 Blah blah-Blah-Blah blah! 169 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,660 Blah blah-Blah blah-Blah blah-Blah-Blah. 170 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:12,160 Blah! 171 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:12,960 right. 172 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,760 And that's how it really happened. 173 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,960 I don't sound like that, dean. 174 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,660 That's what you sound like to me. Okay. 175 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,660 What's going on with you two? 176 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,160 Nothing. It's nothing. 177 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,160 Come on. 178 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,260 You're bickering like an old married couple. 179 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:27,660 No, see, married couples can get divorced. 180 00:11:27,660 --> 00:11:30,460 Me and hme? We're like, uh, siamese twins. 181 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,860 It's "conjoined" twins. See what I mean? 182 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,860 Look, it — 183 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,160 We've just been on the road for too long, 184 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,660 Tight quarters, all that. 185 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,060 Don't worry about it. 186 00:11:40,060 --> 00:11:41,060 Okay. 187 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,160 So, anyway, we figured it might be a haunting, 188 00:11:44,460 --> 00:11:46,560 So we went to check out the scene of the crime. 189 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:52,160 So, how long have you been working here? 190 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,960 I've been mopping these floors for six years. 191 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:58,360 There you go, guys. 192 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,760 What the heck's that for? 193 00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,960 Just find the wire in the walls. 194 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,960 Ah. Well. 195 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,260 Not sure why you're wiring up this office. 196 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:12,060 Not gonna do the professor much good. 197 00:12:12,060 --> 00:12:13,060 Why's that? 198 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,060 He's dead. Oh. 199 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:16,060 What happened? 200 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,760 He went out that window right there. 201 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:23,260 Yeah? Were you working that night? 202 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,560 I'm the one who found him. 203 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,660 You see it happen? Nope. 204 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,860 I just saw him come up here and, uh... 205 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,460 Well... what? 206 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,660 He wasn't alone. 207 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:38,760 Who was he with? 208 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,060 Come on! I ate one, maybe two. 209 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,660 Just let me tell it, okay? 210 00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:44,460 He was with a young lady. 211 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:46,060 I told the cops about her, 212 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:48,260 But I guess they never found her. 213 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:50,160 You saw this girl go in, huh? 214 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,660 But did you ever see her come out? 215 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,260 Now that you mention it, no. 216 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,260 You ever see her before, around? 217 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,160 Not her. 218 00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,460 What do you mean? 219 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:02,860 I don't mean to cast aspersions on a dead guy, but, uh... 220 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,160 Mr. Morality here? 221 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,160 He brought a lot of girls up here. 222 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,060 Got more ass than a toilet seat. 223 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:13,260 One more thing. 224 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,260 This building — It only has four stories, right? 225 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:16,960 Yeah. 226 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,560 So there wouldn't be a room 669? 227 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,460 Of course not. Why do you ask? 228 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,260 Ah, just curious. 229 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:25,760 Thanks. Sure. 230 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,460 Well, no traces of emf, that's for sure. 231 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,260 And that room 669's a load of crap. 232 00:13:35,260 --> 00:13:38,360 So, what do you think? The professor's just a jumper? 233 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,460 A legend's just a legend? I don't know. 234 00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,660 The girl that the janitor described — 235 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:45,360 That's pretty weird. Yeah. 236 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,560 We ought to check out the history on the building. 237 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,660 See if any coed ganked herself there. 238 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,760 Yeah, you're right. 239 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:00,060 Dude, were you on my computer? 240 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,560 No. Oh, really? 241 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,860 'Cause it's frozen now 242 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:08,460 On — On bustyasianbeauties.Com. 243 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,560 Dean... 244 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,960 Would you just — Don't touch my stuff anymore, okay? 245 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,160 Why don't you control your ocd? 246 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,160 But did you dig up anything about the building, 247 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,360 Or on the suicidal coed? 248 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,960 No. History's clean. 249 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,160 Then it's not a haunting. 250 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,460 Maybe not. 251 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:36,060 Tell you the truth, we're not really sure. 252 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,560 What do you mean you're not sure? 253 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,060 Well... it's weird. 254 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,160 What's weird? 255 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,060 This next part, we, uh... 256 00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:45,460 We didn't see it happen ourselves, exactly, but... 257 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,460 It's pretty friggin' weird, even for us. 258 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,360 Aaaaaah! 259 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:43,760 Aliens? Yeah. 260 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,660 Aliens? Yeah. 261 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:48,460 Look, even if they are real, 262 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:50,860 They're sure as hell not coming to earth and swiping people. 263 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:52,160 Hey, believe me. We know. 264 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,060 My whole life I've never found evidence 265 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:56,260 Of an honest-To-God abduction. 266 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,160 It's all just cranks and pranks. 267 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,560 Yeah, that's what we thought. 268 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,660 But... we figured we'd at least talk to the guy. 269 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,860 Hey, you ought to give those purple nurples a shot. 270 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:17,060 So, what happened, curtis? 271 00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,860 You won't believe me. Nobody does. 272 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,760 Give us a chance. 273 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,460 I do not want this in the papers. 274 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,060 Off the record, then. 275 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,260 I, uh... 276 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:38,960 I blacked out, and... 277 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,560 I lost time, 278 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,160 And when I woke up, I don't know where I was. 279 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,360 Then what? 280 00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,460 they did tests on me. 281 00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:58,260 And, uh... 282 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,060 They, uh... 283 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:10,960 They probed me. 284 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,260 They probed you? 285 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,160 Yeah, they probed me. 286 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:26,160 Again and a— Again and — And again. 287 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,860 And again and again and again 288 00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:36,360 And then one more time. 289 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:38,960 Yikes. 290 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,460 And that's not even the worst of it. 291 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,760 How could it get any worse? 292 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,360 Some alien made you his bitch. 293 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:55,160 They... 294 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,960 They made me... 295 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:03,860 Slow dance! 296 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,760 You guys are exaggerating again, huh? 297 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:34,760 No 298 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:37,860 Then this frat boy's just nuts. 299 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,860 We're not so sure. 300 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,160 I'm telling you, dean, 301 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,360 This was made by some kind of jet engine. 302 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,560 You mean some saucer-Shaped jet engine? 303 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,760 What else could it be? 304 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:53,160 What the hell? I don't know. 305 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,360 Seriously, dude — What the hell? I don't know. 306 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,460 I mean, first the hating. Now this? 307 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:58,960 The timing alone — 308 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,460 There's got to be some kind of connection. 309 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,560 You mean between the angry spirit and the sexed-Up e.T.? 310 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,160 What could the connection possibly be? 311 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:09,160 But what could we do? So we just kept on digging. 312 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,460 So, you and this guy, curtis — 313 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,160 You were in the same house? Yeah. 314 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,860 You heard what happened to him, right? 315 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:17,860 Yeah, he says it was aliens, but, you know, whatever. 316 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:19,560 Look, man, I — 317 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,760 I know this all has to be so hard. 318 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,860 Um, not so much. 319 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,260 But I want you to know... 320 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,460 I'm here for you. 321 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,360 You brave little soldier. 322 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,760 I acknowledge your pain. 323 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:38,760 Come here. 324 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,460 You're too precious for this world. 325 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,060 I never said that! 326 00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,060 You're always saying pansy stuff like that. 327 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,660 Well, um... 328 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,560 Yeah, uh, thanks. 329 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,260 Thanks for the hug, but, uh, I'm okay. 330 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:03,360 Really. 331 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,660 To tell you the truth, 332 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,560 Whatever happened to curtis, he had it coming. 333 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,360 Why is that? 334 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:11,660 He's our pledge master. 335 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,260 Put us through hell this semester 336 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:15,060 And got off on it. 337 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,860 So now he knows how we feel. 338 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:21,660 It's okay. 339 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,960 Still doesn't make a lick of sense. 340 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:28,460 But, hey, at least there's one connection. 341 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,660 Between what? 342 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,460 The victims. 343 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,660 The professor and the frat guy — 344 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,260 They're both dicks. 345 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,760 That's a connection? 346 00:20:37,860 --> 00:20:40,060 You got anything better to go on, i'd love to hear it. 347 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,760 Where's my laptop? 348 00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:44,460 I don't know. 349 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,160 Think about it. 350 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,260 A philandering professor gets a dead girl. 351 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,960 A pledge master gets hazed. 352 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,160 I left it in here. 353 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,360 You obviously didn't. 354 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,060 I mean, these punishments — They're almost poetic. 355 00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,460 Actually, it'd be more like a limerick, but still — 356 00:20:58,460 --> 00:21:00,360 Okay, hilarious. Ha ha. 357 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,560 Where'd you hide it? 358 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,060 What, your computer? Yeah, where'd you hide it? 359 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:04,360 Why would I take your computer? 360 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,760 Because no one else could have. 361 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,360 We keep the door locked. We never let any maids in. 362 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,760 Looks like you lost it, poindexter. 363 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:18,860 Dude, you know something? I put up with a lot from you. 364 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,460 What are you talking about? I'm a joy to be around. 365 00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:22,960 Yeah? Your dirty socks in the sink, 366 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,560 Your food in the fridge. 367 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:25,360 What's wrong with my food? 368 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:28,460 It's not food anymore, dean! It's darwinism. 369 00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:30,660 All I ask from you, the one thing, 370 00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:32,360 Is that you don't mess with my stuff! 371 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,160 You done? 372 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:39,160 You know, how would you feel if I screwed with the impala? 373 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,560 It'd be the last thing you ever did. 374 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,460 Did you take his computer? 375 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:46,460 Serves him right, but, no. 376 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:47,560 Well, I didn't lose it. 377 00:21:47,660 --> 00:21:48,860 'Cause I don't lose things. 378 00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:50,960 Oh, that's right, 'cause he's mr. Perfect. 379 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,960 Okay, okay. 380 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:54,060 Why don't you just tell me what happened next? 381 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,460 There was one more victim. 382 00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:58,960 Now, we didn't see this one ourselves, either. 383 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,660 We kind of put it together from the evidence. 384 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:04,760 But this guy — He was a research scientist. 385 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:06,460 Animal testing. 386 00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:09,360 Yeah, you know — A dick, which fits the pattern. 387 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:26,960 Hey. 388 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,760 Well, this ought to be quick. 389 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:45,660 Ok 390 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,860 That is just nasty. 391 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,460 Uh, yeah. 392 00:23:51,860 --> 00:23:52,760 Mutilated? 393 00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:55,460 Looks to me like something was hungry. 394 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,360 They identify him yet? 395 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,160 Yeah. A research scientist at the college. 396 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:02,360 Guess where his office was, by the way. 397 00:24:02,660 --> 00:24:04,760 Crawford hall, same as the professor. 398 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,660 That's right where the frat boy had his close encounter. 399 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,560 Yeah. 400 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,760 Hey, grab me that thing, would you? 401 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:17,860 Thanks. 402 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,260 What is it? 403 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,060 Looks like a... 404 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:27,960 A belly scale? 405 00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:30,260 A belly scale? From what? 406 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,460 Uh... 407 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:34,760 An alligator? 408 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,860 An alligator in the sewer. 409 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:39,060 Come on. 410 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,660 What? Well, dean, it's a classic urban legend. 411 00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:43,660 A kid flushes a baby gator down the toilet, 412 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,660 And it grows huge in the tunnels. 413 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,260 But no one's ever really found one. 414 00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:48,560 They're not real. 415 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,860 Neither's alien abduction, 416 00:24:49,860 --> 00:24:51,560 But something chomped on this guy. 417 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,260 This couldn't get any weirder. 418 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,360 Maybe we should get some help. I'll call bobby. 419 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,260 Maybe he's run into something like this before. 420 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,160 Oh, I'm sure he has. 421 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,760 Just your typical haunted campus, 422 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,860 Alien abduction, alligator-In-The-Sewer gig. 423 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,060 Yeah, it's simple. 424 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,660 We decided to search the sewer anyway, 425 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:09,960 So we split up, each taking one end of campus. 426 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,260 Did you find anything? 427 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,360 Yeah, I found something, just not in the sewer. 428 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,960 son of a bitch! 429 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,460 Sam! 430 00:25:52,060 --> 00:25:53,360 You think this is funny? 431 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,360 It depends. What? 432 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,560 The car! What about the car? 433 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,060 You can't let the air out of the tires. 434 00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,360 You're gonna bend the rims! 435 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,760 Whoa, wait a minute. 436 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:04,360 I didn't go near your car. 437 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,060 Oh, yeah? Huh. 438 00:26:06,060 --> 00:26:07,860 Then how'd I find this? 439 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,660 Hey, give me back my money. 440 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,960 Oh, no, no. 441 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,060 Consider it reparations for, uh, emotional trauma. 442 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,460 Yeah, very funny. Now, give it back. 443 00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:23,660 No. 444 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,560 Dean,I have had it up to here with you. 445 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,960 Yeah? Right back at you! 446 00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:37,360 Get off me! Give it back! 447 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,760 Okay, I've heard enough. 448 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,860 You showed up about an hour after that. 449 00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:44,760 I'm surprised at you two. 450 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,960 I really am. 451 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,660 Sam, first off, dean did not steal your computer. 452 00:26:50,660 --> 00:26:52,660 But I — Shh, shh, shh, shh! 453 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,660 And, dean, sam did not touch your car. 454 00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:57,160 yeah. 455 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,360 And if you two bothered to pull your heads out of your asses, 456 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,960 It all would have been pretty clear. 457 00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:04,760 What? What you're dealing with. 458 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,660 Uh... 459 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,760 I got nothing. Me neither. 460 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,160 You got a trickster on your hands. 461 00:27:12,460 --> 00:27:13,460 That's what I thought. 462 00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:14,960 What? No, you didn't. 463 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:15,960 I got to tell you... 464 00:27:17,060 --> 00:27:19,360 You guys were the biggest clue. 465 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,460 What do you mean? 466 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,760 These things create chaos and mischief 467 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:24,860 As easy as breathing, 468 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,860 And it's got you so turned around 469 00:27:26,860 --> 00:27:28,560 And at each other's throats, 470 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,960 You can't even think straight. 471 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,960 The laptop. The tires. 472 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,660 It knows you're onto him, 473 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:36,760 And it's been playing you like fiddles. 474 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,560 So, what is it — Spirit, demon, what? 475 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,660 Well, more like demigods, really. 476 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,560 There's loki in scandinavia. 477 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,960 There's anansi in west africa. 478 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,160 Dozens of them. 479 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,260 They're immortal, 480 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:52,460 And they can create things out of thin air, 481 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:53,760 Things as real as you and me. 482 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,160 Make them vanish just as quick. 483 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,760 You mean like an angry spirit or an alien or an alligator. 484 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,660 The victims fit the m.O., too. 485 00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,460 Tricksters target the high and the mighty, 486 00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:05,260 Knock them down a peg, usually with a sense of humor — 487 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:07,360 Deadly pranks, things like that. 488 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,660 Bobby, what do these things look like? 489 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,860 Lots of things, but human, mostly. 490 00:28:16,460 --> 00:28:17,460 And what human do we know 491 00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,360 Who's been at ground zero this whole time? 492 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:32,360 oh, that's a good one. 493 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,760 Come here 494 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,360 Could you eat? 495 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:47,560 I could eat. Come on. 496 00:29:00,860 --> 00:29:02,560 Something's missing. 497 00:29:05,860 --> 00:29:06,960 That's better. 498 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,160 Mmm! 499 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,660 Sorry I'm dragging a little ass today, boys. 500 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:27,160 Had quite the night last night. 501 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,760 Lots of sex, if you catch my drift. 502 00:29:31,660 --> 00:29:33,860 Yeah, hard not to. Listen, we won't be long. 503 00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:36,160 We just need to check a couple offices up on 3. 504 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,260 No problem. 505 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,660 Oh, damn.I, uh, forgot something in the truck. 506 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,560 You know what? I'll catch up with you guys. 507 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,260 Okay. 508 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,960 Just 'cause he reads the weekly world news 509 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,260 Doesn't mean he's our guy. 510 00:30:36,260 --> 00:30:37,160 You read it, too. 511 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,360 I'm telling you, it's him. 512 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,760 Look, I just think we need some hard proof. 513 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:41,660 That's all. 514 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:43,960 Another thing bobby mentioned was that these suckers 515 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,360 Have a metabolism like an insect, a real sweet tooth. 516 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,960 I didn't find any candy bars or sugar. 517 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,560 Not even equal. Probably missed something. 518 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,360 I don't miss things. 519 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:53,560 Oh, right, 'cause you're mr. Perfect. 520 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:55,360 What? 521 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,860 Are you really still pissed at me 522 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:58,160 'Cause of what the trickster did? 523 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,760 You been a tight ass long before that trickster showed up. 524 00:31:05,460 --> 00:31:07,660 Look, just... stay here, keep an eye on the janitor. 525 00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:10,160 I'll go to his place to see if I can find any actual evidence 526 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,460 Before you go barging in and staking the man! 527 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,260 Just wt till I get back, okay? 528 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,660 Okay? Okay! 529 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,560 Eh, screw this. 530 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,460 We've been waiting for you, dean. 531 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,960 Y-Y-You guys aren't real. 532 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:48,060 Trust me, sugar, it's gonna feel real. 533 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:52,860 Come on. Let us give you a massage. 534 00:33:56,260 --> 00:33:58,860 You know, I'm a — I'm a sucker for a happy ending. 535 00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:00,960 Really, I am, but... 536 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,460 I-I'm gonna have to pass. 537 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,160 they're a peace offering. 538 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:11,560 I know what you and your brother do. 539 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:15,760 I've been around a while. Run into your kind before. 540 00:34:16,460 --> 00:34:18,060 Well, then you know that I... 541 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:19,960 Can't let you just keep hurting people. 542 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,360 Come on! 543 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:25,460 Those people got what was coming to them. 544 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:28,060 Hoisted on their own petards. 545 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,760 But you and sam — I like you. 546 00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,260 I do. 547 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:35,960 So treat yourself... 548 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,660 Long as you want. 549 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,560 Just long enough for me to move on to the next town. 550 00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,360 Yeah, I don't think I can let you do that. 551 00:34:46,460 --> 00:34:47,860 I don't want to hurt you. 552 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,860 And you know that I can. 553 00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:53,360 Look, man, I — I got to tell you, 554 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,460 I dig your style, all right? 555 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:58,360 I mean I do. I mean 556 00:34:59,060 --> 00:35:01,260 And the slow-Dancing alien — 557 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:06,360 One of my personal favorites. Yeah. 558 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,560 But, uh, I can't let you go. 559 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,560 Too bad. 560 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,860 Like I said, I like you. 561 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,560 Sam was right. 562 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:17,460 You shouldn't have come alone. 563 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,460 Well, I'll agree with you there. 564 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:32,660 That fight you guys had outside — 565 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,260 That was a trick? 566 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,160 Hmm. 567 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,260 Not bad. 568 00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,860 But you want to see a real trick? 569 00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:09,860 Ohh! 570 00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:13,560 Aah! 571 00:36:18,060 --> 00:36:19,260 Ohh! 572 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:23,860 Ohh! 573 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,860 Ha! 574 00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:29,160 Nice toss, ladies! 575 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:35,060 Dean... 576 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:37,060 Dean, dean, dean. 577 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:39,160 I did not want to have to do this. 578 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:43,960 Me neither. 579 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:06,360 You guys okay? 580 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:08,760 Yeah. 581 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:11,660 I guess. 582 00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:13,460 All I got to say... 583 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:15,960 He had style. 584 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,560 Ohh. 585 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,960 Bobby, thanks a lot. 586 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,060 Hey, save it! 587 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:26,460 Let's just get the hell out of dodge 588 00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:27,960 Before somebody finds that body. 589 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,860 Yeah 590 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,160 Look, dean, um... 591 00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:34,960 I just want to say that I'm, uh... 592 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:36,060 Um... 593 00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:39,260 Hey. 594 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,760 Me too. 595 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,560 You guys are breaking my heart. 596 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,260 Could we please just leave? 597 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,260 Transcript : www.1000fr.com Mofication transcript : Flolo pour www.seriessub.com