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I dragged you out of hell,
I can throw you back in.

2
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You should show me some respect.

3
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In the coming months,
you will have more decisions to make.

4
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Dean, what was it like?

5
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What? Hell?

6
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I don't know,
I must have blacked it out.

7
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I don't remember a damn day.

8
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This is Uriel.

9
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A specialist.

10
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Specializing in what?

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Both of you,
you need to leave this town immediately.

12
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Why?

13
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Because we're about to destroy it.

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The only reason you're still alive,
Sam Winchester,

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is because you've been useful.

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The moment that ceases to be true,

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then I will turn you to dust.

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Ask Dean what he
remembers from hell.

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Hello?

20
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Is anybody there?

21
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Hello, Mrs Armstrong.

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Synchro VO: IceFre@k

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It just doesn't make any sense.

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Why would Uriel tell me
you remembered hell,

25
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- if you didn't?
- Maybe because he's a dick...

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- Might have something to do with it.
- Maybe, but he's still an angel.

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An angel who was
ready to level an entire town.

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- I don't know what...
- Radical.

29
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- What else can I get you guys?
- I think we're good.

30
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Yeah?

31
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You want to try a couple of
fryer bombs,

32
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- or a chipotle chili changa?
- No, no, we're still good.

33
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Okay, aWesome.

34
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Sam, honestly, I have no idea
why uriel told you what he did, okay?

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Right.

36
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- What?
- Okay.

37
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Fine. Then look me in the eye

38
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and tell me you don't remember
a thing from your time down under.

39
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I don't remember a thing
from my time down under.

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- I don't remember, Sam!
- Look, Dean, I just want to help.

41
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You know everything I do. Okay?
That's all there is.

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Outstanding.
Dessert time?

43
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Huh? Am I right?

44
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- Dude.
- Listen, bros.

45
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You have got to try
our ice cream extreme.

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- It's extreme.
- No extremities, please.

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- Just the...
- Check?

48
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All right, aWesome.

49
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All right,
so, where do we go from here?

50
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I'm not sure.

51
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Looks like it's been
pretty quiet lately.

52
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No signs of demon activity,
no omens or portents I can see.

53
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That's good news for once.

54
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Yeah, just the typical smattering
of crank ufo sightings

55
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and one possible vengeful spirit.

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Here, check this out.

57
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Up in concrete, washington,
eyewitness reports of

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a ghost that's been haunting the showers
of a women's health facility.

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The victim claims that the ghost
threw her down a flight of stairs.

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- I can see you're very interested.
- Women, showers.

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We got to save these people.

62
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I'm not surprised the spirit
world chose to make contact with me.

63
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I'm something of a...

64
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Natural sensitive.

65
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I can sense that about you,
candace, that whole...

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Sensitive thing.

67
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So, what did you say
you're calling your book?

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Oh, well, um...

69
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Well, the working title is...

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"supernatural."

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I've been crossing the country,
gathering stories like yours.

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But, anyways, you were
telling me about your encounter.

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Once I saw the apparition,
that's when I started to run.

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And you said the ghost chased you?

75
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Not just that.

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It knew my name.

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It kept yelling, "mrs. Armstrong!

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Mrs. Armstrong!"

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And that's when I
hit the stairs and fell.

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You fell?

81
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The ghost didn't push you.

82
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Oh, I don't —

83
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I don't know.

84
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I mean, I think it did.

85
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Maybe.

86
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Did you feel like it meant to hurt you,
like it was violent, or...

87
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It was aghost.

88
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I'm lucky to be alive.

89
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Anyway,

90
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I was at the bottom of the
stairs, and...

91
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Tthat's when it got weird.

92
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It helped me up.

93
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- Say again?
- Yeah.

94
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It helped me up.

95
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And it kept saying over and over,
"please, don't tell my mom."

96
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Yeah, that's weird.

97
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You pick up anything?

98
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No emf in the shower
or anywhere else.

99
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- This house is clean.
- Yeah.

100
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I'm not surprised.

101
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I kind of got the feeling back
there that crazy

102
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pushed Mrs.
Armstrong down the stairs.

103
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I got to tell you,
I'm pretty disappointed.

104
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You wanted to save naked women.

105
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Damn right I wanted
to save some naked women.

106
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- Come on, guys, get him!
- I got him!

107
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I got him!

108
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Run, forrest, run!

109
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Sorry, Dean, but I don't think
anything's going on around here.

110
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It grabbed me from behind
and threw me into a tree!

111
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Something's going on.

112
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Yeah, okay, gus.
I understand you got shook up.

113
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Anyone would be.

114
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But don't you think it —

115
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Don't you think it had to be a bear?

116
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I know a damn bear
track when I see one!

117
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This thing didn't leave bear tracks!

118
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- Its feet were huge!
- Now, gus...

119
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It was bigfoot, hal...
The bigfoot!

120
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- You're not talking sense here.
- There's a bigfoot out there, damn it,

121
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and he's a son of a bitch!

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Excuse us.

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- FBI.
- What?

124
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Yes, sir.
We're here about the...

125
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- That.
- About bigfoot?

126
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That's right.
Sir, can you tell me

127
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exactly where this happened?

128
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Yes, I can.

129
00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,636
What the hell's
going on in this town?

130
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First there's a ghost that's
not real and now a bigfoot sighting?

131
00:08:05,884 --> 00:08:08,826
Well, every hunter worth
his salt knows bigfoot's a hoax.

132
00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:12,390
Well, maybe somebody's pumping
lsd into the town water supply.

133
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Okay.

134
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What do you suppose made that?

135
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That, uh...

136
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Is a big foot.

137
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Okay.

138
00:09:06,867 --> 00:09:10,701
So, what... bigfoot breaks into
a liquor store, jonesing for some hooch?

139
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Amaretto and irish cream.

140
00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:16,910
He's a girl-drink drunk.

141
00:09:24,510 --> 00:09:26,319
Hey. Check this out.

142
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He took the whole porno rack?

143
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Well, I'll say it again.

144
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What the hell is
going on in this town?

145
00:10:02,696 --> 00:10:04,025
I got nothing.

146
00:10:06,322 --> 00:10:08,327
It's got to be a joke, right?

147
00:10:08,686 --> 00:10:11,656
Some big-ass mother
in a gorilla suit?

148
00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:13,786
Or it's a bigfoot.

149
00:10:14,766 --> 00:10:16,375
You know, and he's some kind of a

150
00:10:16,653 --> 00:10:19,673
alcoholo-porno addict.

151
00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,312
Kind of like a deep-woods duchovny.

152
00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:44,953
A little young for
busty asian beauties.

153
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,072
What's this,
like a "harry and the hendersons" deal?

154
00:11:34,086 --> 00:11:35,490
- Hello?
- Hello!

155
00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:37,694
Could we...

156
00:11:38,071 --> 00:11:40,008
You know what?
Are your parents home?

157
00:11:40,128 --> 00:11:41,128
Nope.

158
00:11:44,522 --> 00:11:47,571
Have you seen a really,
really furry...

159
00:11:47,691 --> 00:11:48,920
Is he in trouble?

160
00:11:51,222 --> 00:11:52,192
No.

161
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,004
- No, no, no.
- Not at all.

162
00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:57,196
We just — we wanted
to make sure he was okay.

163
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Exactly.

164
00:11:58,254 --> 00:12:00,932
He's my teddy bear.
I think he's sick.

165
00:12:04,172 --> 00:12:05,414
Wow. Uh...

166
00:12:06,397 --> 00:12:07,568
Amazing.

167
00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:10,192
'cause you know what?
We...

168
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,134
Are, uh...

169
00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,572
Teddy bear doctors.

170
00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:16,513
Really?

171
00:12:16,633 --> 00:12:18,749
Can you please take a look at him?

172
00:12:19,326 --> 00:12:21,195
- Sure.
- Sure. Yeah.

173
00:12:31,316 --> 00:12:34,207
He's in my bedroom.
He's pretty grumpy.

174
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:38,639
Teddy?

175
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,245
There's some nice
doctors here to see you.

176
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,438
Close the friggin' door!

177
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,612
See what I mean?

178
00:12:57,899 --> 00:13:01,411
All I ever wanted was a teddy
which was big, real, and talked.

179
00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,745
But now he's sad all the time —

180
00:13:03,865 --> 00:13:06,495
Not "ouch" sad,
but ouch-in-the-head sad —

181
00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:09,125
Says weird stuff,
and smells like the bus.

182
00:13:11,254 --> 00:13:13,303
- Um, little girl...
- Audrey!

183
00:13:14,682 --> 00:13:15,741
Audrey.

184
00:13:16,748 --> 00:13:18,996
How exactly did your
teddy become real?

185
00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:20,178
I wished for it.

186
00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:22,472
- You wished for it?
- At the wishing well.

187
00:13:28,824 --> 00:13:30,414
Look at this.

188
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,208
You believe this crap?

189
00:13:35,559 --> 00:13:39,147
- Not really.
- It is a terrible world.

190
00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:41,449
Why am I here?

191
00:13:41,609 --> 00:13:43,747
For tea parties!

192
00:13:44,244 --> 00:13:45,813
Tea parties?

193
00:13:47,621 --> 00:13:49,668
Is that all there is?

194
00:14:01,022 --> 00:14:02,554
Audrey, give us a second, okay?

195
00:14:02,714 --> 00:14:03,714
Okay.

196
00:14:09,604 --> 00:14:10,604
Are we...

197
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:12,668
Should we...

198
00:14:14,314 --> 00:14:15,812
Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?

199
00:14:15,932 --> 00:14:19,053
- How? Do we shoot it, burn it?
- I don't know.

200
00:14:20,015 --> 00:14:20,949
Both?

201
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,707
How do we even know
that's gonna work?

202
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:26,046
I don't want some giant,
flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.

203
00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:29,691
Besides, I get the feeling
that the bear isn't really the,

204
00:14:29,811 --> 00:14:31,450
you know, core problem here.

205
00:14:32,225 --> 00:14:33,371
Audrey.

206
00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:35,333
Where are your parents?

207
00:14:35,453 --> 00:14:39,039
My mom wished they were in bali,
so I think they're in bali.

208
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,019
Okay, well...

209
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:45,501
I'm really sorry to have
to break this to you, but...

210
00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:46,971
Your bear is sick.

211
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,850
Yeah, he's —
He's got...

212
00:14:51,104 --> 00:14:52,937
- Lollipop disease.
- Lollipop disease.

213
00:14:53,222 --> 00:14:55,315
It's not uncommon
for a bear his size.

214
00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:57,188
But, see, it's really contagious.

215
00:14:57,308 --> 00:14:59,480
Yeah, so, is there someone,
maybe a grown-up,

216
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,446
that you can stay with
while we treat him?

217
00:15:01,606 --> 00:15:03,632
Mrs. Hurley lives down the street.

218
00:15:03,973 --> 00:15:05,437
- Perfect.
- Good, yeah, good.

219
00:15:05,557 --> 00:15:08,295
Uh, we'd like you to stay
there for a few days, okay?

220
00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:10,222
Oh, and, Audrey?

221
00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:12,957
Where is this wishing well?

222
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,438
Think it works?

223
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:31,987
Got a better explanation
for teddy back there?

224
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,908
Well, there's one way to find out.

225
00:15:35,533 --> 00:15:37,202
What are you gonna wish for?

226
00:15:38,245 --> 00:15:40,045
Not supposed to tell.

227
00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:47,722
Somebody order a footlong
italian with jalapeño?

228
00:15:50,146 --> 00:15:51,666
That'd be me.

229
00:15:56,594 --> 00:15:58,190
I think it works, dude.

230
00:15:58,310 --> 00:15:59,812
That was pretty specific.

231
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,932
The teddy bear, the sandwich...

232
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:06,617
I'm guessing this.

233
00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:08,805
I'm guessing that.

234
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:14,102
Well, that definitely
goes on the list.

235
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,679
What are we supposed to do, huh?

236
00:16:16,799 --> 00:16:18,481
Stop people's wishes
from coming true?

237
00:16:18,756 --> 00:16:20,629
Sounds like kind of
a douche-ey thing to do.

238
00:16:20,749 --> 00:16:22,147
Yeah, maybe.
But come on, man.

239
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,591
When has something like this
ever come without a price tag?

240
00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:26,383
And usually a deadly one.

241
00:16:26,503 --> 00:16:27,503
I don't know.

242
00:16:27,623 --> 00:16:29,419
It's a damn good sandwich.

243
00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:33,581
All right. Fine.

244
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,150
We'll put a hold on the wishing
till we figure out what's going on.

245
00:16:36,270 --> 00:16:38,187
- Gentlemen, gentlemen.
- I'm sorry.

246
00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:41,066
We don't allow people
to eatoutsidefood here.

247
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,379
Well, I am certainly not
gonna eat

248
00:16:45,767 --> 00:16:47,545
inside food here.

249
00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,396
Health department.

250
00:16:58,858 --> 00:17:01,149
You, my friend,
have a rat infestation.

251
00:17:02,127 --> 00:17:04,360
We're gonna have to shut this place
down under emergency

252
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,806
hazard code 56c.

253
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:08,442
Rats?

254
00:17:12,707 --> 00:17:14,442
Typical fountain, plaster buddha.

255
00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:15,912
Nothing I can see.

256
00:17:16,032 --> 00:17:17,346
Yes, nothing.

257
00:17:17,564 --> 00:17:19,416
We keep a clean place here.

258
00:17:19,536 --> 00:17:21,242
Sir, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave

259
00:17:21,362 --> 00:17:23,229
during the preliminary
investigation, okay?

260
00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:24,236
Thank you.

261
00:17:29,962 --> 00:17:31,175
Oh, come on.

262
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:33,965
Aren't you a little bit tempted?

263
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:35,660
No.

264
00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:37,960
Wouldn't be real.
I wouldn't trust it.

265
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:40,007
I don't know.
That bear seemed pretty real.

266
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,127
Yeah.

267
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,984
Come on, if you could wish yourself
back, you know, before it all started...

268
00:17:45,144 --> 00:17:46,158
Think about it...

269
00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:49,570
You'd be some big yuppie lawyer with
a nice car and a white picket fence.

270
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,240
Not what I'd wish for.

271
00:17:51,651 --> 00:17:52,651
Seriously?

272
00:17:53,628 --> 00:17:56,102
It's too late to go
back to our old lives, Dean.

273
00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:58,575
I'm not that guy anymore.

274
00:18:01,505 --> 00:18:03,006
All right, well, what, then?

275
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,873
Hmm? What would Sammy wish for?

276
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,152
Lith's head on a plate.

277
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,006
Bloody.

278
00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:15,132
Okay.

279
00:18:18,602 --> 00:18:19,966
What is that?

280
00:18:23,891 --> 00:18:25,196
Some kind of old coin.

281
00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:26,818
I don't recognize the markings.

282
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:28,361
Damn.

283
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:29,946
Lift with your legs.

284
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:36,286
Is that little mother
welded on there?

285
00:18:51,169 --> 00:18:54,010
Hey, hey, hey, what is this?
You are gonna break my fountain!

286
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:57,317
Sir, I don't want to slap
you with a 44/16, but I will.

287
00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:04,191
All right, thanks.

288
00:19:09,963 --> 00:19:11,866
Let me see that.
I got an idea.

289
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,131
Damn!

290
00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:31,716
Coin's magical.

291
00:19:31,876 --> 00:19:32,759
Boy, I'd say.

292
00:19:35,429 --> 00:19:38,304
I think it's hoodoo
that's protecting the well.

293
00:19:39,005 --> 00:19:40,725
I don't think we can destroy this.

294
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:48,074
All right, here.
You got to look into this.

295
00:19:48,194 --> 00:19:49,262
Where you going?

296
00:19:49,382 --> 00:19:50,777
Something just occurred to me.

297
00:20:16,337 --> 00:20:17,720
- What?
- Don't worry, ma'am.

298
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:20,076
I'm with the health department.

299
00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:26,435
- So, you can turn it on and off, huh?
- How did you know that I was...

300
00:20:26,555 --> 00:20:28,342
You actually walked up
to a wishing well,

301
00:20:28,516 --> 00:20:29,816
dropped a dime, and wished

302
00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:32,139
to be invisible so you could spy
on women in the shower?

303
00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:34,445
N- no. No.

304
00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:36,845
That's crazy.

305
00:20:38,156 --> 00:20:39,497
Put on some pants.

306
00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:43,371
And stay visible.

307
00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:48,451
O— okay.

308
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,554
You better run!

309
00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:10,607
You got a problem, mister?

310
00:21:11,183 --> 00:21:12,650
What? No.

311
00:21:31,865 --> 00:21:32,865
Dean?

312
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,285
You all right?

313
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,948
The wishes turn bad, Sam.

314
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,163
The wishes turn very bad.

315
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,362
The sandwich, huh?

316
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,848
The coin was babylonian.

317
00:21:57,021 --> 00:21:58,125
It's cursed.

318
00:21:59,074 --> 00:22:01,587
I found some fragments of a legend.

319
00:22:06,387 --> 00:22:07,387
I'm good.

320
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:12,955
The, uh...

321
00:22:13,075 --> 00:22:15,483
The serpent is tiamat,

322
00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:19,854
which is the, uh, babylonian god
of primordial chaos.

323
00:22:24,163 --> 00:22:28,037
I guess their priests were working
some serious black magic.

324
00:22:28,255 --> 00:22:29,329
They made the coin?

325
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,395
Yeah, to sow the seeds of chaos.

326
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,283
Whoever tosses a coin in
the wishing well, makes a wish,

327
00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:36,150
it turns on the well.

328
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,636
Then it starts granting
wishes to all comers.

329
00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:40,136
But the wishes get twisted.

330
00:22:40,256 --> 00:22:42,892
- You ask for a talking teddy...
- You get a bipolar nut job.

331
00:22:43,012 --> 00:22:44,742
And you get e. Coli.

332
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,832
This thing has turned more than
one town upside down over the centuries.

333
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,142
It's even wiped a few off the map.

334
00:22:51,262 --> 00:22:53,209
I mean, one person gets their wish,
it's trouble,

335
00:22:53,369 --> 00:22:55,627
- but everybody gets their wish...
- It's chaos.

336
00:22:56,749 --> 00:22:58,270
Any way to stop it?

337
00:22:58,390 --> 00:22:59,580
Yeah. One way.

338
00:23:00,017 --> 00:23:01,765
We got to find the first wisher.

339
00:23:01,885 --> 00:23:03,928
Whoever dropped the coin in
and made the first wish,

340
00:23:04,088 --> 00:23:07,656
they're the only ones who can pull it
back out and reverse the wishes.

341
00:23:08,143 --> 00:23:11,699
So for now, we've got
a couple of nutso dreams come true,

342
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,639
but once the word gets out
about the well,

343
00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:17,074
things are just gonna get
crazier and crazier.

344
00:24:03,314 --> 00:24:04,488
Dean, wake up!

345
00:24:04,648 --> 00:24:05,571
What?

346
00:24:05,691 --> 00:24:06,691
I'm up.

347
00:24:07,192 --> 00:24:08,192
What?

348
00:24:10,128 --> 00:24:11,128
Sleep well?

349
00:24:12,316 --> 00:24:13,316
Yeah.

350
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,529
Tan, rested, and ready.

351
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,629
Dean, come on, man.
You think I can't see it?

352
00:24:27,730 --> 00:24:28,733
See what?

353
00:24:29,945 --> 00:24:32,165
The nightmares, the drinking.
I'm with you 24/7.

354
00:24:32,285 --> 00:24:33,874
I know something's going on.

355
00:24:35,379 --> 00:24:36,520
Sam, please.

356
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,603
Uriel wasn't lying, but you are.

357
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,898
You remember hell, don't you?

358
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:46,573
What do you want from me, huh? What?

359
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:47,615
The truth.

360
00:24:47,775 --> 00:24:50,201
I mean, I'm your brother.
I just wish you'd talk to me.

361
00:24:52,384 --> 00:24:53,823
Careful what you wish for.

362
00:24:53,943 --> 00:24:54,943
Cute.

363
00:24:57,689 --> 00:24:59,447
Come on, can we stow
the couples therapy?

364
00:24:59,567 --> 00:25:01,260
We're on a job.
I want to work.

365
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,628
What do you got?

366
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,004
Please?

367
00:25:07,695 --> 00:25:11,320
We got teddy bear,
uh, lottery guy, invisible pervert guy.

368
00:25:12,046 --> 00:25:14,260
They all must have wished
sometime in the last two weeks.

369
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,602
But who wished first, and
how are we supposed to know

370
00:25:16,762 --> 00:25:18,920
who else wished for what when?

371
00:25:21,861 --> 00:25:24,791
Well, it helps when they
announce it in the paper.

372
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:30,294
Goes back a month.

373
00:25:31,247 --> 00:25:33,790
Wesley mondale and ms. Hope lynn casey
have announced

374
00:25:33,910 --> 00:25:35,387
their surprise engagement.

375
00:25:35,507 --> 00:25:36,831
Ah, true love.

376
00:25:38,052 --> 00:25:39,423
Best lead we got.

377
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:53,976
Wes, are you sleeping?

378
00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:56,738
Oh, uh, no.

379
00:25:56,858 --> 00:25:58,426
No, no.
I was just, um —

380
00:25:59,281 --> 00:26:00,604
I was just resting my eyes.

381
00:26:01,406 --> 00:26:03,036
I thought you might want a snack.

382
00:26:04,993 --> 00:26:07,263
Oh, wow,
hope, you didn't have to do that.

383
00:26:07,383 --> 00:26:08,818
I wanted to.

384
00:26:09,503 --> 00:26:11,619
Well, no, I...

385
00:26:12,652 --> 00:26:13,698
I had to.

386
00:26:14,612 --> 00:26:17,204
Because I love you
more than anything, lover.

387
00:26:19,348 --> 00:26:20,348
Yes.

388
00:26:21,761 --> 00:26:23,381
Um, hope, sit down, okay?

389
00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:24,501
Yes, Wes.

390
00:26:29,371 --> 00:26:32,386
Hope, uh, are you happy?

391
00:26:32,798 --> 00:26:34,388
I love you more than anything.

392
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:36,510
I know.

393
00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:38,011
I know.

394
00:26:40,338 --> 00:26:41,634
And I love you.

395
00:26:42,454 --> 00:26:43,508
Very much.

396
00:26:45,116 --> 00:26:49,507
That's why I want you to
start doing things that make —

397
00:26:49,895 --> 00:26:52,073
That made you happy before.

398
00:26:53,382 --> 00:26:55,205
Yes, Wes, I'll try to be happier.

399
00:26:55,325 --> 00:26:56,641
I'll start right away.

400
00:26:56,761 --> 00:26:58,953
No, no, no, that's not what I mean.
I- I'm talk...

401
00:26:59,073 --> 00:27:01,577
Oh, Wes, please.
Please don't be angry with me.

402
00:27:01,697 --> 00:27:03,764
You know,
I'd just die, I'd just die, I'd die!

403
00:27:03,884 --> 00:27:05,671
No, no, no.
Don't — I'm — I'm not angry.

404
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:06,874
I'm not angry!

405
00:27:08,290 --> 00:27:09,290
No.

406
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:13,014
Then let me make it up to you, Wes.

407
00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:16,047
- Let me make it right.
- No, no, I'm — I'm...

408
00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:20,623
I'll get it.

409
00:27:26,974 --> 00:27:27,650
Wes!

410
00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:30,778
You didn't tell me that you
called the florists for thewedding.

411
00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:33,541
You're the best!

412
00:27:35,762 --> 00:27:37,201
I'm gonna go get my folders.

413
00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:38,855
Uh, o— okay.

414
00:27:38,975 --> 00:27:41,219
Wesley, how's it going?

415
00:27:42,192 --> 00:27:43,541
It's "Wes"...

416
00:27:48,311 --> 00:27:50,422
Aren't you the guys
from the health department?

417
00:27:50,582 --> 00:27:52,141
And florists on the side.

418
00:27:52,261 --> 00:27:53,392
Plus fbi.

419
00:27:53,512 --> 00:27:56,345
And on thursdays,
we're teddy bear doctors.

420
00:27:56,774 --> 00:27:59,387
Doesn't matter who we are.
What matters is what we know.

421
00:27:59,913 --> 00:28:02,079
So, coin collector, huh, Wes?

422
00:28:03,539 --> 00:28:05,923
Oh. Yeah. My...

423
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,800
Grandfather gave them to me.

424
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,143
Did you happen to lose
one of those coins lately?

425
00:28:11,263 --> 00:28:13,988
And by "lose," I mean drop into
a wishing well at lucky chen's

426
00:28:14,317 --> 00:28:15,985
and make a wish on it?

427
00:28:16,264 --> 00:28:19,118
No, I — I don't know what you're,
uh, talking about.

428
00:28:20,386 --> 00:28:21,787
Okay, now.

429
00:28:23,277 --> 00:28:24,807
I have a lot of ideas,

430
00:28:24,927 --> 00:28:27,893
but, you know, we don't have
all the money in the world.

431
00:28:28,013 --> 00:28:29,753
Wes is between jobs right now.

432
00:28:30,481 --> 00:28:32,199
Means more time for me.

433
00:28:33,667 --> 00:28:36,719
You know, I'm thinking a
japanese-ey

434
00:28:37,245 --> 00:28:38,686
ikebana kind of thing.

435
00:28:38,806 --> 00:28:40,237
Yes. I can see it.

436
00:28:40,357 --> 00:28:41,388
Yeah.

437
00:28:41,508 --> 00:28:45,212
So, hope, uh,
tell us how you two lovebirds met.

438
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,688
- Oh, best day of my life.
- I bet.

439
00:28:47,848 --> 00:28:49,520
Yeah! It's the funniest thing.

440
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,806
We both grew up here,
but I never really knew who he was.

441
00:28:53,562 --> 00:28:55,196
Not by name anyway.

442
00:28:56,502 --> 00:28:58,400
Until one day last month,

443
00:28:58,901 --> 00:29:01,368
it was like I just

444
00:29:01,654 --> 00:29:04,336
I just saw him for the first time.

445
00:29:04,456 --> 00:29:06,909
He was just... glowing.

446
00:29:07,951 --> 00:29:09,082
Oh, just glowing.

447
00:29:09,202 --> 00:29:10,896
Uh, babe,
can you get us some coffee?

448
00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,770
Yeah, anything, yeah.

449
00:29:33,402 --> 00:29:34,584
Wes, we know.

450
00:29:34,704 --> 00:29:35,945
So tell us the truth.

451
00:29:42,004 --> 00:29:45,243
My grandfather found the coin
in north africa, you know,

452
00:29:45,739 --> 00:29:47,011
World War II

453
00:29:47,806 --> 00:29:49,647
And, uh, he brought it back.

454
00:29:49,767 --> 00:29:52,982
He, um, he said it was a real
wish-granting coin,

455
00:29:53,558 --> 00:29:55,575
but that nobody should ever use it.

456
00:29:58,252 --> 00:30:02,200
It was all I had, and when he died,
I thought, "well, you know what?

457
00:30:02,607 --> 00:30:04,458
Why not give the coin a shot?"

458
00:30:04,578 --> 00:30:06,350
Yeah, ll,
now you're gonna wish it back.

459
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,488
Ha ha, no, I'm not.

460
00:30:14,608 --> 00:30:16,694
If you don't stop it,
something bad's gonna happen.

461
00:30:16,814 --> 00:30:18,035
Something bad —

462
00:30:18,522 --> 00:30:19,580
Like us.

463
00:30:24,075 --> 00:30:25,953
We really wish you'd come with us.

464
00:30:31,327 --> 00:30:32,334
I don't get it.

465
00:30:33,205 --> 00:30:35,935
So, my wish came true.
Why does that have to be a bad thing?

466
00:30:36,055 --> 00:30:38,007
Because the wishes go south, Wes.

467
00:30:38,434 --> 00:30:39,834
Your town is going insane.

468
00:30:39,954 --> 00:30:42,387
Come on. You're gonna sit there
and tell me that your relationship

469
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,638
with hope is functional,
that it's what you wished for?

470
00:30:44,798 --> 00:30:46,808
I wished she would love
me more than anything.

471
00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,211
And, how is that going?

472
00:30:48,331 --> 00:30:49,837
That seem healthy to you?

473
00:30:49,957 --> 00:30:53,086
Well, it's a hell of a lot better
than when she didn't know I was alive.

474
00:30:53,206 --> 00:30:56,108
You're not supposed to get
what you want, man, not like this.

475
00:30:56,712 --> 00:30:58,775
Nobody is.
That'shat the coin does.

476
00:30:58,895 --> 00:31:01,401
It takes your heart's desires
and it twists it back on you.

477
00:31:01,521 --> 00:31:04,033
You hear of the whole
"be careful what you wish for"?

478
00:31:07,716 --> 00:31:09,461
Did we just hit something?

479
00:31:09,581 --> 00:31:11,131
I didn't see anything.

480
00:31:15,829 --> 00:31:17,421
"Careful what you wish for."

481
00:31:18,136 --> 00:31:19,715
You know who says that?

482
00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:21,862
Good-looking jerks like you guys,

483
00:31:21,982 --> 00:31:25,089
the ones who've got it so easy
because you happen to be handsome.

484
00:31:25,209 --> 00:31:26,315
- Easy?
- Easy?

485
00:31:26,435 --> 00:31:28,474
Yeah. Women —
Women look at you, right?

486
00:31:28,634 --> 00:31:31,560
- They notice you.
- Believe us, we do not have it easy.

487
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,146
We are miserable.
We never get what we want.

488
00:31:34,306 --> 00:31:37,036
In fact, we have to fight tooth and
nail just to keep whatever it is we got.

489
00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:39,443
But you know what?
Maybe that's the whole point, Wes.

490
00:31:39,603 --> 00:31:41,570
People are people cause
they're miserable bastards

491
00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:43,721
'cause they never get
what they really want.

492
00:31:43,841 --> 00:31:45,737
You get what you want,
you get crazy.

493
00:31:45,857 --> 00:31:48,559
Take a look at michael jackson, hmm?
Or hasselhoff.

494
00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:52,859
You know what?
Hope loves me now — completely.

495
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:54,683
And it's aWesome.

496
00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:56,340
Besides, look around.

497
00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:59,090
Where's all this, uh,
insanity you guys were talking about?

498
00:32:00,205 --> 00:32:01,874
Just hit the button!

499
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,393
Well, that should cover it.

500
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:20,917
Kneel before todd!

501
00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:23,688
Kneel before todd!

502
00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:30,503
All right.

503
00:32:31,029 --> 00:32:33,100
I'll handle todd.
You get Wes to lucky chen's.

504
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,220
Go!

505
00:32:34,528 --> 00:32:35,596
Right.

506
00:32:39,097 --> 00:32:40,226
Hey, kid!

507
00:32:40,346 --> 00:32:43,340
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Get out of my way!

508
00:32:44,107 --> 00:32:45,665
Okay. Hey, I can dig it, todd.

509
00:32:45,785 --> 00:32:47,435
It — it's todd, right?

510
00:32:47,962 --> 00:32:49,853
Look, I-I know the score.
Okay? They're —

511
00:32:49,973 --> 00:32:52,041
- they're bullying you.
- Every day. Every day!

512
00:32:52,161 --> 00:32:54,103
You do not know what it's like!

513
00:32:54,223 --> 00:32:56,645
No, no, I don't. But, you know, you're
you and I'm me,

514
00:32:57,812 --> 00:32:59,606
Couldn't stop them.
I couldn't do anything.

515
00:33:01,393 --> 00:33:04,069
Then Audrey elmer told
me the wishing well worked.

516
00:33:05,236 --> 00:33:07,473
Okay, okay. Look —
look, I get it.

517
00:33:07,593 --> 00:33:10,049
They're — they're
mean little jerks, huh?

518
00:33:10,705 --> 00:33:13,078
But they're not superhuman like you.

519
00:33:13,723 --> 00:33:16,039
You see, with great power
comes great, great...

520
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:29,023
That — that — that kid turned over
that car like — like it was nothing.

521
00:33:29,589 --> 00:33:31,121
You should have seen the teddy bear.

522
00:33:31,241 --> 00:33:33,586
Now, come on. Fun's over.
Time to pull the coin.

523
00:33:35,218 --> 00:33:37,060
Well, why can't we
just get what we want?

524
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,688
Because that's life, Wes.

525
00:34:00,362 --> 00:34:01,084
Hope?

526
00:34:04,286 --> 00:34:06,035
I had to do it, didn't I?

527
00:34:06,561 --> 00:34:08,717
He was gonna make
you wish away our love.

528
00:34:21,174 --> 00:34:22,288
Hey, kid!

529
00:34:24,810 --> 00:34:26,944
I didn't want to have to do this.

530
00:34:33,890 --> 00:34:35,708
You wished a man dead?

531
00:34:36,055 --> 00:34:38,497
- I love you more than anything.
- Stop saying that.

532
00:34:38,657 --> 00:34:40,665
- Stop it!
- But I do.

533
00:34:41,588 --> 00:34:43,051
More than anything.

534
00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:44,558
More than me.

535
00:34:44,986 --> 00:34:46,226
More than life.

536
00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:48,350
Oh, Wes.

537
00:34:48,711 --> 00:34:49,876
Don't hate me.

538
00:34:56,758 --> 00:34:57,933
It'll be okay.

539
00:34:58,526 --> 00:34:59,890
I'll make it okay.

540
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,480
It's gonna be okay.

541
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:39,900
Okay.

542
00:35:41,231 --> 00:35:43,145
Follow my lead and
you won't have a problem.

543
00:35:43,566 --> 00:35:44,566
Come on.

544
00:35:46,674 --> 00:35:49,312
Okay, man, no more!
No more, okay?

545
00:35:51,388 --> 00:35:54,099
I wouldn't mess with this
kid any more if I were you.

546
00:35:58,165 --> 00:35:59,225
Stay back!

547
00:36:12,229 --> 00:36:13,229
Hope.

548
00:36:16,599 --> 00:36:17,721
Do I know you?

549
00:37:35,257 --> 00:37:37,820
Well, uh, the coin's melted down.

550
00:37:38,237 --> 00:37:40,335
It shouldn't cause
any more problems.

551
00:37:40,455 --> 00:37:42,207
Audrey's parents are back from bali.

552
00:37:42,327 --> 00:37:44,577
Looks like all the wishes are gone.

553
00:37:44,705 --> 00:37:46,005
And so are we.

554
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:53,642
- Hang on a second.
- What?

555
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,405
You were right.

556
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:02,156
About what?

557
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,870
I shouldn't have lied to you.

558
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:10,192
I do remember everything
that happened to me in the pit.

559
00:38:12,388 --> 00:38:13,530
Everything.

560
00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,780
So tell me about it.

561
00:38:22,142 --> 00:38:23,142
No.

562
00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:27,279
I won't lie anymore.

563
00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:30,020
But I'm not gonna talk about it.

564
00:38:32,971 --> 00:38:35,077
Dean, look, you can't
just shoulder this thing alone.

565
00:38:35,197 --> 00:38:36,736
You got to let me help.

566
00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:38,403
How?

567
00:38:39,329 --> 00:38:41,286
Do you really think
that a little heart-to-heart,

568
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,531
some sharing and caring,
is gonna change anything?

569
00:38:44,971 --> 00:38:47,204
Somehow... heal me?

570
00:38:49,174 --> 00:38:51,380
I'm not talking
about a bad day here.

571
00:38:52,461 --> 00:38:53,376
I know that.

572
00:38:53,754 --> 00:38:55,481
The things that I saw...

573
00:38:57,985 --> 00:38:59,469
there aren't words.

574
00:39:02,018 --> 00:39:03,731
There is no forgetting.

575
00:39:04,641 --> 00:39:06,494
There's no making it better.

576
00:39:09,727 --> 00:39:11,594
Because it is right here...

577
00:39:12,747 --> 00:39:13,780
forever.

578
00:39:19,183 --> 00:39:20,842
You wouldn't understand.

579
00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:24,619
And I could never
make you understand.

580
00:39:26,275 --> 00:39:27,576
So I am sorry.

