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Why did a angel rescue me from hell

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Because we have work for you.

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You got a lot to learn, boy.

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Is it true?
Did I break the first seal?

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- Did I start I this?
- Yes.

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Why didn't you just leave me there?

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"The righteous man
who begins it

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is the only one
who can finish it."

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You have to stop it.

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Our fate rests with you.

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Find someone else.

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It's not me.

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DEAN SMITH
Director, Sales & Marketing

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All I want to know is,

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when are they gonna have another
show like "project runway"?

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Net profitability aside,

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it's the client-retention rate
that concerns me,

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vis-à-vis
maximizing return on sales.

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Buzz me back once you've seen
the spreadsheets.

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- Mr. Adler.
- Dean.

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- Good stuff.
- Good stuff?

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Big things.

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- Good stuff.
- Good stuff.

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I hear you. I haven't
been to the gym in ages.

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Carrying a little bloat
around myself.

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Yeah, it's a sedentary
lifestyle, my man. No two ways.

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Tell me one more time.

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You said, uh, lemon
and... what was it?

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Cayenne and maple syrup.
Are you serious?

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How much did you lose?

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Do I know you?

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I don't think so.

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I'm sorry, man.
You just look really familiar.

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Save it for the health club, pal.

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Supernatural Team

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Tech support.
This is Sam Wesson.

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Did you try turning it off
and then on?

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Go ahead and turn it off.

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No, just off.

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All right, give it a second.
Turn it back on.

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Is it printing now?

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Great.
Anytime.

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What do you think of Mimi?

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- She's okay.
- Might have to hit that.

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That's totally age-inappropriate.

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Experience.

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- Trifocals.
- There's a milf there. I just know it.

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- Maybe a gmilf.
- Come on.

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- Coffee break?
- Yeah, for sure.

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Paul, time for a refuel, buddy.

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Sorry.
No time.

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Since when?

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- We get paid by the hour.
- Working!

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He seems stressed.

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Probably just freaked

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'cause he got busted
surfing porn on the internet.

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No. Wait.
When?

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He got sent up to H.R Yesterday.

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Guess they put
the fear of god in him.

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Just doing a little shopping.
Running low at home.

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So, Sam...

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had any of those dreams lately?

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What?
Don't be like that.

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It's the highlight of my day.

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I never should have told you
in the first place.

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They're genius!

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Don't hold out on me, dude.
Share with the class.

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You're just gonna
be a dick about it.

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What? No way!

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I won't say a word...
total respect.

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Go.

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I dreamt that I saved a grim reaper
named Tessa from demons.

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Classic!

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How much d&d did youou play
when you were a kid?

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So you're rescuing the grim reaper.

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You're a hero.

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Thank god we got Harry Potter here

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to save us all from the apocalypse.

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Dick.

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Wird.

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Can I ask you a question?

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I told you, I'm not into the...

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Come on.
I'm not either.

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I just want to ask you one question.

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Sure.

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What do you think about ghosts?

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Ghosts?

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Do you believe in them?

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Tell you the truth, I've
never given it much thought.

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- Vampires?
- What?

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Why?

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'cause I've been having
some... weird dreams lately.

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You know what I mean?

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No, not really.

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So...

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you've never had
any... weird dreams?

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Look, man...

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I don't know you, okay?

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But I'm gonna do a public service

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and let you know that...
that you over-share.

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Did you turn it off, then on?

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Let's try that.

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No, it's fine.
I'll wait.

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Is it printing now?

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Oh, that's great.

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Anytime.

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Whatcha doin'?

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Nothing.

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You get an e-mail
from human resources?

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No. Why?

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Damn it.
Guess it's just me, then.

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I'm supposed to, quote,
"report to H.R", unquote.

113
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Well, they're probably
finally busting you

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for snaking
all those office supplies.

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I hope they spank me.

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Don't do this to me.
Please!

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Hey, man.
You okay?

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It froze.

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They're crap, Paul.
They freeze all the time.

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You don't understand.
When I rebooted, everything was gone.

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- A whole day's work... deleted.
- Did you back up?

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No, I didn't back up.

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I wish to god I backed up,
but I didn't.

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I'll get it back.
I'll find it.

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It's somewhere.
Find it!

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Paul, it's okay, man.
These things happen.

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Come on!

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Please! Please!

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All that work...

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gone.

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Failed.

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Something about this
seem not right to you?

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Uh, yeah.
Try the whole thing.

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I'm telling you, man...

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I'll never eat popcorn again.

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Yeah, right.

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Two weeks?

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Why would someone kill themselves

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two weeks before
they were supposed to retire?

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Paul was two weeks from freedom.

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He should have been...
happy, right?

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I don't have time for this, Sam.

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That's very funny.

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What's with you?

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I'm working.
It's important.

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H.R Bust your balls or something?

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You're wearing the shirt.

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Did you shave?

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Tech support.
This is Ian.

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Be right up.

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I have to go up to 22,
speak to a manager.

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"Ian," is it?
Come on in.

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Yesterday, you filled out a 445-T.

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And no problem... just a few errors.

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We did just switch over
to vista, so I'm sure

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you're used to filling out
the dash-r's, am I right?

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Oh, no.

161
00:13:04,101 --> 00:13:05,494
No. It's fine.

162
00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,137
I just need you to redo one today

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so I can get the show
on the road with the invoicing.

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Oh, my god.

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No, it's fine. Just re-file it,
and we're square.

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I can't believe I did this.

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I can't believe it.
I... can't believe I did this.

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Hey, guy, come on...

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It affected profits.
It... I screwed up.

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I-I can't...
I can't...

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I am so sorry.

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How could I do that?

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I failed Sandover.

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I failed the company.

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Why don't you sit down, Ian?

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Just chill out, man.
Okay?

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Maybe we should get out of here?

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Come on.

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00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:07,851
Look at me.

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Somebody help me!

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I followed him into the bathroom.

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He was...

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he was standing there
in front of the mirror,

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and then...

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and he stabbed himself
in the neck.

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I'm sorry.
That's, uh...

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Tech support.
This is Sam.

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00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:15,632
I need to see you
in my office... now.

189
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Come on in.
Shut the door.

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Who the hell are you?

191
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,476
I'm not sure I know.

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What the hell does that mean?

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Sam wesson.
I started here three weeks ago.

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All right.

195
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You cornered me in the elevator,

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talking about ghosts.

197
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And now...

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Now what?

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Now nothing.

200
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,840
You started working here
three weeks ago?

201
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,383
Me too.

202
00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:11,906
It's master cleanse.

203
00:16:11,989 --> 00:16:13,307
You tried it?

204
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,692
Phenomenal. Detoxes you
like nobody's business.

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00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:22,917
When you were
in that bathroom with Ian...

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00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:24,776
did you see something?

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00:16:26,303 --> 00:16:28,589
I don't know.
I don't know what I saw.

208
00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,471
Wait.
Are you saying that...

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did you see a ghost?

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00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:36,697
I was freaking out.

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00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,290
The guy penciled his damn neck.

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00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:39,767
You did, didn't you?

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00:16:40,095 --> 00:16:41,216
Okay, listen...

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00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:43,671
What if these suicides...
aren't suicides?

215
00:16:44,063 --> 00:16:45,706
What if there's something...

216
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not natural?

217
00:16:49,393 --> 00:16:50,761
So, what...
ghosts are real?

218
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:54,315
And they're responsible for all
the dead bodies around here?

219
00:16:54,398 --> 00:16:55,917
Is that what you're telling me?

220
00:16:58,135 --> 00:16:59,839
I know it sounds crazy.

221
00:17:00,632 --> 00:17:02,640
But yes...
that's what I'm telling you.

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00:17:03,301 --> 00:17:04,507
Based on what?

223
00:17:09,914 --> 00:17:10,980
Instinct?

224
00:17:16,455 --> 00:17:17,772
I've got the same instinct.

225
00:17:18,126 --> 00:17:18,914
Seriously?

226
00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:21,408
You know those dreams
I was telling you about?

227
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,898
I was dreaming about ghosts.

228
00:17:24,225 --> 00:17:26,798
And then it turns out
that there's a real ghost.

229
00:17:27,191 --> 00:17:30,728
So you're telling me that
your dreams are special visions

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00:17:30,811 --> 00:17:32,264
and you're some kind of psychic?

231
00:17:33,203 --> 00:17:35,155
No. I mean that would be nuts.

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00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:36,591
I-I'm just saying,

233
00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:38,864
something weird is definitely
going on around here, right?

234
00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:41,395
So I've been
digging around a little.

235
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,780
I think I found a connection
between the two guys.

236
00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:50,437
You broke into
their e-mail accounts?

237
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:54,141
I used... some skills
that I happen to have

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00:17:54,224 --> 00:17:57,311
to satisfy my curiosity.

239
00:17:58,881 --> 00:17:59,679
Nice.

240
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,252
It turns out Ian and Paul
both got this same e-mail

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telling them
to report to H.R, room 1444.

242
00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:09,824
H.R's on 7.

243
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:10,924
Exactly.

244
00:18:15,403 --> 00:18:16,763
Should we go check this out?

245
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,515
Like... right now?

246
00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:23,011
No, it's getting late.
You're right.

247
00:18:27,754 --> 00:18:31,045
I am dying
to check this out right now.

248
00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:31,961
Right?

249
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:54,851
Hello?

250
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,019
Hello?

251
00:20:29,008 --> 00:20:30,965
How'd you know how to do that?

252
00:20:31,048 --> 00:20:32,559
I have no idea.

253
00:20:37,371 --> 00:20:39,523
Holy crap, dude.

254
00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,760
I could use a beer.

255
00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:44,791
Sorry, man.
I'm on the cleanse.

256
00:20:44,874 --> 00:20:46,830
I got rid of all the carbs
in the house.

257
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,564
Hey, how the hell did you know

258
00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,403
that ghosts are scared of wrenches?

259
00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:54,005
Crazy, right?

260
00:20:54,088 --> 00:20:56,174
And nice job
kicking in that door, too.

261
00:20:56,257 --> 00:20:57,441
That was very Jet Li.

262
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,410
What are you...
a black belt or something?

263
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,978
No.

264
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,062
I have no clue how I did that.

265
00:21:05,099 --> 00:21:08,219
It's like...
we've done this before.

266
00:21:08,394 --> 00:21:09,987
What do you mean, "before"?

267
00:21:10,753 --> 00:21:12,340
Like "shirley maclaine" before?

268
00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:13,967
No.

269
00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:16,335
I just can't shake this feeling

270
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,422
like I don't belong here,
you know what I mean?

271
00:21:18,505 --> 00:21:21,199
Like I should do something more
than sit in a cubicle.

272
00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:24,078
I think most people who work
in a cubicle feel that same way.

273
00:21:24,161 --> 00:21:27,052
No. It's more than that.

274
00:21:27,135 --> 00:21:28,922
Like I don't like my job.

275
00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:31,843
I don't like this town.
I don't like my clothes.

276
00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:34,746
I don't like my own last name.

277
00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:37,281
I don't know how else to explain it,

278
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,583
except that...

279
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,220
it feels like I should be
doing something else.

280
00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:45,404
There's just...
something in my blood.

281
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:50,980
Like I was destined
for something different.

282
00:21:52,355 --> 00:21:53,713
What about you?

283
00:21:54,716 --> 00:21:56,406
You ever feel that way?

284
00:21:57,885 --> 00:22:00,437
I don't believe in destiny.

285
00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:03,007
I do believe in dealing with

286
00:22:03,241 --> 00:22:05,758
what's right in front of us, though.

287
00:22:07,515 --> 00:22:09,947
All right.
So, what do we do now?

288
00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:12,516
We do what I do best, Sammy.

289
00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,230
Research.

290
00:22:14,835 --> 00:22:15,701
Okay.

291
00:22:17,271 --> 00:22:19,957
Did you just call me "Sammy"?

292
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,374
Did I?

293
00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:25,163
I think you did.

294
00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:28,473
Don't.

295
00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,051
Sorry.

296
00:22:33,187 --> 00:22:35,106
Jackpot!

297
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,641
- What you got?
- I just found the best site ever.

298
00:22:37,831 --> 00:22:40,311
Real, actual ghost hunters.

299
00:22:40,394 --> 00:22:43,363
These guys are genius.
Check it out.

300
00:22:46,934 --> 00:22:48,101
Instructional videos?

301
00:22:49,558 --> 00:22:51,422
We know why you're watching.

302
00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:52,756
You've got a problem.

303
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:53,992
A ghost problem.

304
00:22:54,075 --> 00:22:55,426
A ghost-related problem.

305
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,896
A ghost...
it's like a ghost-adjacent...

306
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:01,373
- it's like a problem, and the ghost...
- Whatever.

307
00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:03,664
You've come to the right place.

308
00:23:03,747 --> 00:23:05,179
The only decent place, really,

309
00:23:05,262 --> 00:23:07,805
because the ghostfacers
know how to solve it.

310
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:08,959
Period.

311
00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:10,007
Watch and learn.

312
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,258
See, the first step
in any supernatural fight...

313
00:23:12,715 --> 00:23:14,794
Figure out what you're up against.

314
00:23:20,735 --> 00:23:22,735
That's him.
That's the ghost.

315
00:23:24,738 --> 00:23:27,058
P.T. Sandover — died 1916.

316
00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:28,993
Devoted his life to his work.

317
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,761
No wife, no kids.

318
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,497
Used to say he was the company

319
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,700
and his very blood
pumped through the building.

320
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,636
Wow. Okay.
So, slight workaholic.

321
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:41,239
Maybe he's still here,

322
00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:43,707
you know, watching over
the company...

323
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:45,176
even killing for it.

324
00:23:45,259 --> 00:23:47,444
Plus, turns out
this isn't the first time

325
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,223
people started killing
themselves in the building.

326
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:51,523
1929...

327
00:23:52,399 --> 00:23:55,152
But lots of guys jumped off of lots of
high-rises that year.

328
00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:57,479
How many companies had 17 suicides?

329
00:24:00,174 --> 00:24:02,726
So P.T. Sandover,
protector of the company.

330
00:24:02,902 --> 00:24:05,296
His ghost wakes up
and becomes active

331
00:24:05,379 --> 00:24:08,099
during times
of grave economic distress.

332
00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:10,716
The worst time we've seen since
the great depression...

333
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:11,869
is now.

334
00:24:12,158 --> 00:24:13,804
Yeah, now sucks.

335
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,504
My portfolio's in the sewer.

336
00:24:15,683 --> 00:24:17,223
I don't even want to talk about it.

337
00:24:18,872 --> 00:24:21,279
So, Sandover's
helping the bottom line...

338
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,214
by zapping some model employees.

339
00:24:23,464 --> 00:24:25,799
Yeah.
I mean, Ian and Paul...

340
00:24:26,433 --> 00:24:29,353
it was like he turned them
into different people.

341
00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,255
Perfect worker bees...
exactly.

342
00:24:31,472 --> 00:24:32,736
So devoted to the company

343
00:24:32,942 --> 00:24:35,241
that they would commit hara-kiri
if they failed it.

344
00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:39,031
One more interesting fact...

345
00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,432
the building
wasn't always that high.

346
00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:43,401
Used to be 14 floors.

347
00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:46,703
And the room where
the ghost attacked, 1444...

348
00:24:46,786 --> 00:24:50,308
once upon a time,
that was the old man's office.

349
00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:52,325
Once you've got that thing
in your sights...

350
00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:53,626
you kill it!

351
00:24:55,788 --> 00:24:58,197
Using special ghost-hunting weapons.

352
00:24:58,457 --> 00:24:59,732
First, salt.

353
00:25:00,534 --> 00:25:02,768
It's like acid to ghosts.

354
00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:04,288
Burny acid.

355
00:25:04,505 --> 00:25:07,091
- Not LSD.
- It's a bad trip for ghosts.

356
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:08,659
Next up... iron.

357
00:25:08,843 --> 00:25:10,227
That's why the wrench worked.

358
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,611
Pure power in your hand...
dissipates ghosts instantly.

359
00:25:13,681 --> 00:25:14,966
Next little trick...

360
00:25:15,049 --> 00:25:18,002
we learned this from
those useless douche bags...

361
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,419
that we hate...

362
00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:21,604
the Winchesters.

363
00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:23,273
Gun.
Shotgun shell.

364
00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:25,943
Pack it up with fresh rock salt.

365
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:28,495
- Very effective.
- Very effective.

366
00:25:28,578 --> 00:25:30,247
Winchesters still suck ass, though.

367
00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,049
Affirmative.

368
00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:33,966
Suckage... major.

369
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:39,090
Where do we even get a gun?

370
00:25:39,173 --> 00:25:40,563
Gun store?

371
00:25:40,646 --> 00:25:42,994
Isn't there, like, some kind
of waiting period or something?

372
00:25:43,077 --> 00:25:44,567
I think so.
Then how in the hell?

373
00:25:44,650 --> 00:25:47,131
I don't know, man. It seems
pretty impossible, honestly.

374
00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:48,432
Right.

375
00:25:48,515 --> 00:25:50,434
The aforementioned super-annoying

376
00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,169
winchester douche-nozzles

377
00:25:52,252 --> 00:25:54,345
also taught us this one other thing.

378
00:25:54,513 --> 00:25:56,189
You have to burn the remains.

379
00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:01,445
Okay, this next part
gets a little gross.

380
00:26:01,528 --> 00:26:05,498
Sometimes... you might
have to... dig up the body.

381
00:26:07,193 --> 00:26:08,785
Sorry.
It's illegal in some states.

382
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:09,887
All states.

383
00:26:09,970 --> 00:26:11,471
Possibly all states.

384
00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:13,657
Sandover was cremated.

385
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,126
What?

386
00:26:15,209 --> 00:26:16,527
So, what do we do now?

387
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:18,629
Now, if the deceased
has been cremated...

388
00:26:18,788 --> 00:26:20,464
don't panic.
Don't panic.

389
00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:22,799
You just got to look
for some other remains.

390
00:26:22,882 --> 00:26:25,136
Hair in a locket, maybe,
fingernails, baby teeth...

391
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:26,051
milk teeth.

392
00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:30,656
Genetic material. You know
what we're talking about.

393
00:26:30,925 --> 00:26:32,576
Go find it.

394
00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,811
Fight well, young lions.

395
00:26:34,894 --> 00:26:35,894
Godspeed.

396
00:26:38,999 --> 00:26:40,551
Set your cellphone to walkie-talkie

397
00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:42,086
in case we get separated.

398
00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:44,304
How the hell are we gonna find
some ancient speck of DNA

399
00:26:44,387 --> 00:26:45,789
in a skyscraper?

400
00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:49,008
That creepy storeroom used to be
Sandover's office, right?

401
00:27:16,388 --> 00:27:18,308
What the hell are you doing here?

402
00:27:20,349 --> 00:27:22,226
Uh... nothing.
I just...

403
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,442
come with me.

404
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,203
Man, listen... it's okay.
I work here.

405
00:27:32,286 --> 00:27:34,153
Whatever.
Tell it to the cops.

406
00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:25,070
Well, come on.

407
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,491
What?

408
00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:28,825
Last time this happened,

409
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:31,094
it took them two hours to get here.

410
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,411
Let's just wait.

411
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,163
Seriously...
I'll wait.

412
00:29:06,372 --> 00:29:09,214
Look, I don't have
the rest of my life here.

413
00:29:17,457 --> 00:29:19,258
Hey. You okay?

414
00:29:30,737 --> 00:29:32,505
Call you back.

415
00:29:33,983 --> 00:29:35,432
Dean? You there?

416
00:29:35,598 --> 00:29:37,417
Yeah.
Listen, I think I got it.

417
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,818
Meet me on 22.

418
00:29:38,901 --> 00:29:40,186
Okay. Yeah.

419
00:29:40,269 --> 00:29:42,236
Just, uh...
take the stairs.

420
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,181
That's a lot of blood.

421
00:29:54,951 --> 00:29:56,417
Yeah, I know.

422
00:29:58,340 --> 00:29:59,855
So, uh, in there.

423
00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:01,307
P.T. Sandover's gloves.

424
00:30:01,552 --> 00:30:02,993
Yeah.

425
00:30:03,076 --> 00:30:05,628
How much you want to bet there's
a little smidge of DNA in there?

426
00:30:05,711 --> 00:30:07,881
Like a fingernail clipping or a
hair or two. Something.

427
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,063
So, you ready?

428
00:30:11,634 --> 00:30:12,952
I have no idea.

429
00:30:14,019 --> 00:30:14,870
Me neither.

430
00:30:20,042 --> 00:30:21,193
Go for it.

431
00:30:22,137 --> 00:30:23,257
Right.

432
00:30:48,771 --> 00:30:49,638
Nice!

433
00:30:51,644 --> 00:30:52,473
Dean!

434
00:30:58,247 --> 00:30:59,165
Nice catch.

435
00:30:59,692 --> 00:31:00,515
Right?

436
00:31:53,736 --> 00:31:54,988
That was amazing!

437
00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:56,638
Right?

438
00:31:57,459 --> 00:31:58,339
Right?

439
00:32:04,470 --> 00:32:07,233
I got to tell you, I've never had
so much fun in my life.

440
00:32:07,488 --> 00:32:08,801
Me neither.

441
00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:11,790
It was a hell of a workout,
too, wasn't it?

442
00:32:13,055 --> 00:32:14,340
We should keep doing this.

443
00:32:14,423 --> 00:32:15,542
I know.

444
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:16,809
I mean it.

445
00:32:16,892 --> 00:32:18,778
There got to be
other ghosts out there.

446
00:32:18,861 --> 00:32:20,413
We could help a lot of people.

447
00:32:20,496 --> 00:32:22,549
We'd be like the ghostfacers.

448
00:32:22,735 --> 00:32:24,250
No, really.

449
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,753
I mean... for real.

450
00:32:27,127 --> 00:32:28,235
What?

451
00:32:28,738 --> 00:32:30,590
Quit our jobs and hit the road?

452
00:32:30,673 --> 00:32:32,158
Exactly.

453
00:32:32,624 --> 00:32:34,009
How would we live?

454
00:32:34,991 --> 00:32:36,663
Come on.
You got to be kidding me.

455
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,998
How would we get by...
with stolen credit cards? Huh?

456
00:32:39,126 --> 00:32:42,068
Eating diner food
drenched in saturated fats?

457
00:32:42,556 --> 00:32:44,213
Sharing a crap motel room
every night?

458
00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:46,424
That's all just details.
Details are everything!

459
00:32:46,588 --> 00:32:49,290
You don't want to go fighting ghosts
without any health insurance.

460
00:32:55,691 --> 00:32:58,184
All right.
Uh... confession.

461
00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:00,434
What?

462
00:33:02,905 --> 00:33:04,724
Remember those dreams
I told you about,

463
00:33:04,902 --> 00:33:06,277
- with the ghosts?
- Yeah.

464
00:33:07,309 --> 00:33:08,442
I was fighting them.

465
00:33:09,868 --> 00:33:10,630
Okay.

466
00:33:10,783 --> 00:33:12,283
With you.

467
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,736
We were...
these, like...

468
00:33:16,819 --> 00:33:17,804
hunters.

469
00:33:17,887 --> 00:33:19,874
And we were friends.

470
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:24,358
More like brothers, really.

471
00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:30,384
What if that's who we really are?

472
00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:33,557
You saw us back there,
working together.

473
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,348
The ghost was
scrambling people's brains.

474
00:33:35,516 --> 00:33:37,456
- What if it scrambled ours?
- That's insane.

475
00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:38,460
Is it?

476
00:33:38,543 --> 00:33:40,593
Think about it for just one second.

477
00:33:40,676 --> 00:33:42,664
What if we think this is our life...

478
00:33:43,145 --> 00:33:45,264
but it's not?

479
00:33:45,347 --> 00:33:47,566
Hey, man, the ghost is dead,
and we're still standing.

480
00:33:47,649 --> 00:33:49,032
I mean, I'm sorry, but...

481
00:33:49,115 --> 00:33:51,437
All I know is, this isn't
who we're supposed to be.

482
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,465
No.

483
00:33:52,888 --> 00:33:55,534
I'm Dean Smith, okay?
Director of sales and marketing.

484
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:57,495
I went to Stanford.

485
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,566
My father's name is Bob,
my mother is Ellen,

486
00:33:59,649 --> 00:34:00,879
and my sister is Jo.

487
00:34:00,962 --> 00:34:02,680
When's the last time
you talked to them?

488
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,960
To any of them?

489
00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:06,819
You're upset, you're confused.

490
00:34:06,964 --> 00:34:08,287
'cause I only moved here

491
00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:10,289
'cause I just broke up
with my fiancée, madison.

492
00:34:10,372 --> 00:34:14,093
But I called her number and
I got a damn animal hospital.

493
00:34:14,263 --> 00:34:16,162
Okay, what are you saying?

494
00:34:16,245 --> 00:34:18,880
You trying to say that...
that my family isn't real?

495
00:34:20,216 --> 00:34:22,035
That we've been injected
with fake memories?

496
00:34:22,593 --> 00:34:26,095
All I know is,
I got this feeling in my gut.

497
00:34:27,223 --> 00:34:30,443
And I know...
I know that, deep down,

498
00:34:31,193 --> 00:34:32,871
you got to be feeling it, too.

499
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,659
We're supposed to be something else.

500
00:34:38,564 --> 00:34:41,225
You're not just
some corporate douche bag.

501
00:34:41,308 --> 00:34:42,336
This isn't you.

502
00:34:45,641 --> 00:34:47,842
I know you.

503
00:34:49,078 --> 00:34:50,256
Know me?

504
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,193
You don't know me, pal.

505
00:34:57,319 --> 00:34:58,598
You should go.

506
00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:18,054
I quit.

507
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:31,253
Got a minute?

508
00:36:31,336 --> 00:36:33,088
Sure. Of course.

509
00:36:33,738 --> 00:36:36,111
How are you feeling, Dean?

510
00:36:36,571 --> 00:36:38,447
Uh... great.

511
00:36:38,709 --> 00:36:40,098
You look a little tired.

512
00:36:40,303 --> 00:36:42,372
Been working hard, I gather.

513
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,064
Ah, don't be modest.
I hear everything.

514
00:36:46,117 --> 00:36:48,346
And I'm pleased
with what I'm hearing.

515
00:36:48,901 --> 00:36:51,551
That's why it's important to me
that you're happy.

516
00:36:59,852 --> 00:37:01,053
How's that for a bonus?

517
00:37:06,003 --> 00:37:06,955
Very generous.

518
00:37:07,038 --> 00:37:08,060
Purely selfish.

519
00:37:08,228 --> 00:37:10,171
I want to make sure
you're not going anywhere.

520
00:37:11,976 --> 00:37:13,195
Are you sure?

521
00:37:13,278 --> 00:37:14,729
Positive.

522
00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:16,231
You are Sandover material...

523
00:37:16,314 --> 00:37:18,333
real go-getter,
carving your own way.

524
00:37:18,416 --> 00:37:19,667
Thanks, I try.

525
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:21,403
I see big things in your future.

526
00:37:21,486 --> 00:37:22,473
Maybe even...

527
00:37:23,392 --> 00:37:26,412
senior V. P,
Eastern great lakes division.

528
00:37:27,073 --> 00:37:29,057
Don't get me wrong.
You'll have to work for it...

529
00:37:29,527 --> 00:37:31,611
seven days a week,
lunch at your desk...

530
00:37:31,996 --> 00:37:35,537
but in 8 to 10 short years,
that could be you.

531
00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:42,208
Thank you.

532
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:43,971
Thank you, sir.

533
00:37:47,579 --> 00:37:48,999
But...

534
00:37:49,814 --> 00:37:52,649
I am giving my notice.

535
00:37:54,385 --> 00:37:56,304
This is a joke.

536
00:37:56,387 --> 00:37:58,206
You're kidding me, right?

537
00:37:58,289 --> 00:37:59,872
No, I...

538
00:38:01,058 --> 00:38:03,245
I recently...
uh, very recently...

539
00:38:03,328 --> 00:38:06,681
realized that I have
some other work I have to do.

540
00:38:06,764 --> 00:38:08,954
It's, uh...
very important to me.

541
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,290
Other work?
Another company?

542
00:38:11,536 --> 00:38:13,488
No, I...
it's hard to explain.

543
00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:18,326
It's just that this...

544
00:38:18,409 --> 00:38:20,644
this is, it's just...

545
00:38:22,580 --> 00:38:25,215
it's not who I'm supposed to be.

546
00:38:29,976 --> 00:38:31,060
What?

547
00:38:31,664 --> 00:38:33,510
Dean, Dean, Dean.

548
00:38:34,359 --> 00:38:36,059
Finally.

549
00:38:40,298 --> 00:38:42,071
What the hell?

550
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,156
Why am I wearing a tie?

551
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,899
My god, am I hungry.

552
00:38:46,368 --> 00:38:48,369
Welcome back.

553
00:38:48,992 --> 00:38:50,507
Wait. Did I...

554
00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:54,196
did I just get touched by...

555
00:38:54,279 --> 00:38:55,823
you're an angel, aren't you?

556
00:38:55,906 --> 00:38:56,835
I'm zachariah.

557
00:38:57,114 --> 00:38:59,780
Oh, great. That's all I need,
is another one of you guys.

558
00:39:01,018 --> 00:39:04,072
I'm hardly "another one," Dean.
I'm Castiel's superior.

559
00:39:04,155 --> 00:39:06,675
Believe me, I had no interest
in popping down here

560
00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:09,444
and into one of these smelly things.

561
00:39:09,527 --> 00:39:13,181
But after the unfortunate...
situation with Uriel,

562
00:39:13,264 --> 00:39:15,049
I felt it necessary
to pay a visit...

563
00:39:15,132 --> 00:39:16,846
get my ducks in a row.

564
00:39:16,929 --> 00:39:18,315
I am not one of your ducks.

565
00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:20,136
Starting with your attitude.

566
00:39:22,307 --> 00:39:25,260
Oh, so, what? This... this was
all some sort of a lesson?

567
00:39:25,343 --> 00:39:27,161
Is that what you're telling me?

568
00:39:27,946 --> 00:39:29,618
Very creative.

569
00:39:29,786 --> 00:39:31,262
You should see my decoupage.

570
00:39:32,617 --> 00:39:33,641
Gross.

571
00:39:33,724 --> 00:39:35,060
No, thank you.

572
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,072
So, what, I'm just
hallucinating all this?

573
00:39:38,155 --> 00:39:39,169
Is that it?

574
00:39:39,390 --> 00:39:41,443
Not at all.
Real place, real haunting.

575
00:39:42,029 --> 00:39:43,516
Just plunked you in the middle

576
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:45,405
without the benefit
of your memories.

577
00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:47,482
Just to shake things up?

578
00:39:48,072 --> 00:39:50,285
So you guys can have fun
watching us run around

579
00:39:50,368 --> 00:39:52,057
like ass-clowns in monkey suits?

580
00:39:52,303 --> 00:39:54,889
To prove to you that the path
you're on is truly in your blood.

581
00:39:54,972 --> 00:39:56,149
You're a hunter.

582
00:39:56,432 --> 00:39:57,844
Not because your dad made you.

583
00:39:57,927 --> 00:39:59,927
Not because
god called you back from hell.

584
00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:01,696
But because it is what you are.

585
00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:03,653
And you love it.

586
00:40:03,736 --> 00:40:05,896
You'll find your way to it
in the dark every single time,

587
00:40:05,979 --> 00:40:09,616
- and you're miserable without it.
- Let's be real here, you're good at this.

588
00:40:09,887 --> 00:40:11,952
You'll be successful.
You will stop it.

589
00:40:13,424 --> 00:40:15,410
Stop what?

590
00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:17,612
The apocalypse, huh?
Lucifer?

591
00:40:17,695 --> 00:40:19,447
What?
Be specific, man!

592
00:40:19,530 --> 00:40:21,783
You'll do everything
you're destined to do.

593
00:40:21,866 --> 00:40:22,699
All of it.

594
00:40:24,569 --> 00:40:26,755
But I know, I know.

595
00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:29,223
You're not strong enough.
You're scared.

596
00:40:29,306 --> 00:40:31,760
You got daddy issues.
You can't do it, right?

597
00:40:31,843 --> 00:40:33,977
Angel or not,
I will stab you in your face.

598
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,199
All I'm saying is...

599
00:40:38,282 --> 00:40:40,302
it's how you look at it.

600
00:40:40,385 --> 00:40:42,704
Most folks live and die
without moving anything more

601
00:40:42,787 --> 00:40:44,359
than the dirt it takes to bury them.

602
00:40:44,527 --> 00:40:46,174
You get to change things...

603
00:40:46,257 --> 00:40:48,176
save people.

604
00:40:48,259 --> 00:40:50,445
Maybe even the world.

605
00:40:50,528 --> 00:40:52,447
All the while,
you drive a classic car

606
00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:53,915
and fornicate with women.

607
00:40:53,998 --> 00:40:57,031
This isn't a curse...
it's a gift.

608
00:40:57,869 --> 00:41:01,170
So, for god's sakes, Dean,
quit whining about it.

609
00:41:03,207 --> 00:41:04,338
Look around.

610
00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,812
There are plenty of fates
worse than yours.

611
00:41:14,585 --> 00:41:16,738
So, you with me?

612
00:41:16,821 --> 00:41:18,852
You want to go steam
yourself another latte?

613
00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:22,893
Or are you ready to stand up...

614
00:41:25,277 --> 00:41:27,196
and be who you really are?

615
00:41:28,356 --> 00:41:31,698
Supernatural Team

616
00:41:31,866 --> 00:41:34,533
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