1 00:00:12,984 --> 00:00:14,730 I just don't think I can trust you. 2 00:00:15,855 --> 00:00:17,943 You think I'll take one look at a demon 3 00:00:18,068 --> 00:00:19,935 and suddenly fall off the wagon, 4 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:22,491 as if, after everything, I haven't learned my lesson. 5 00:00:22,616 --> 00:00:24,097 Have you? 6 00:00:26,628 --> 00:00:29,264 - I know you don't trust me. - So, what are you saying? 7 00:00:29,389 --> 00:00:31,345 It's best we just go our separate ways. 8 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:33,933 - I think you're right. - You know who I am. 9 00:00:34,460 --> 00:00:36,850 You're the one. You're my vessel. 10 00:00:36,975 --> 00:00:38,953 That'll never happen. 11 00:00:39,078 --> 00:00:41,462 - You're the michael sword. - I'm the sword? 12 00:00:41,587 --> 00:00:43,441 - You're michael's weapon. - I'm a vessel? 13 00:00:43,566 --> 00:00:44,650 You're the vessel. 14 00:00:45,691 --> 00:00:46,884 You want back in... 15 00:00:47,009 --> 00:00:48,619 - I won't let you down. - I know it. 16 00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:59,083 OK, buddy, what's so important you couldn't tell me over the phone? 17 00:00:59,208 --> 00:01:00,707 Trust me. 18 00:01:00,832 --> 00:01:02,348 It's important. 19 00:01:05,104 --> 00:01:06,637 Wait a minute. You're not... 20 00:01:07,238 --> 00:01:08,872 you're not telling me that this is... 21 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:11,085 you found it? 22 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:22,186 You found it. 23 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,599 Oh... my... god. 24 00:01:28,995 --> 00:01:30,249 Are you sure? 25 00:01:30,374 --> 00:01:31,957 Vin number's a match. 26 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:35,442 How much did you pay? 27 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:37,878 - A lot. - Come on. How much? 28 00:01:38,991 --> 00:01:40,247 A lot. 29 00:01:40,372 --> 00:01:41,732 I'll bet. 30 00:01:50,616 --> 00:01:53,127 - You start her up yet? - Been waiting for you. 31 00:01:53,252 --> 00:01:55,900 - Waiting to rub my nose in it, right? - Exactly. 32 00:01:56,025 --> 00:01:57,458 Wait. 33 00:01:58,323 --> 00:02:00,401 We need to record this for posterity's sake. 34 00:02:00,526 --> 00:02:01,568 Great idea. 35 00:02:01,693 --> 00:02:03,161 Yeah. Great idea. 36 00:02:04,098 --> 00:02:05,463 That... 37 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:13,226 the critics call it a blockbust... 38 00:02:28,535 --> 00:02:29,987 you all right, man? 39 00:02:31,089 --> 00:02:32,890 I thought I heard something. 40 00:02:45,716 --> 00:02:46,965 Oh, my god. 41 00:02:55,716 --> 00:02:57,965 = 505 = 42 00:02:58,016 --> 00:03:00,965 = Supernatural Team = 43 00:03:13,311 --> 00:03:14,765 What's with this job? 44 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,637 Dude suffers a head-on collision in a parked car? 45 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:20,647 - I'd say that's worth checking out. - Yeah, definitely. 46 00:03:20,772 --> 00:03:23,956 But we got bigger problems, don't you think? 47 00:03:24,081 --> 00:03:27,681 I'm sure the apocalypse will still be there when we get back. 48 00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:30,724 Right, yeah, but, 49 00:03:30,849 --> 00:03:32,593 if the colt is really out there somewhere. 50 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:35,720 Yeah, we've been looking for three weeks. We got bupkus. 51 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:39,399 But, dean... 52 00:03:40,335 --> 00:03:42,603 if we're gonna ice the devil... 53 00:03:42,728 --> 00:03:44,871 this is what we're doing, okay? 54 00:03:44,996 --> 00:03:46,397 End of discussion. 55 00:03:52,611 --> 00:03:55,546 It's just that this is our first real case 56 00:03:55,671 --> 00:03:57,074 back at it together. 57 00:03:57,911 --> 00:04:00,974 I think we ought to ease into it, put the training wheels back on. 58 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,208 You think I need training wheels? 59 00:04:04,804 --> 00:04:08,185 We need training wheels. You and me, as a team. 60 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:19,239 I really want this to be a fresh start, you know? 61 00:04:19,364 --> 00:04:20,765 For the both of us. 62 00:04:42,654 --> 00:04:44,298 Agents bonham and copeland. 63 00:04:44,423 --> 00:04:46,466 Rick carnegie. Good to know you. 64 00:04:46,591 --> 00:04:48,753 You're here on account of cal hopkins' death? 65 00:04:49,408 --> 00:04:51,053 Afraid you came a long way for nothing. 66 00:04:51,178 --> 00:04:53,152 We already booked the guy that did it. 67 00:04:53,765 --> 00:04:56,434 I'm sorry. Who do you think did it? 68 00:05:08,747 --> 00:05:10,985 Sicko taped his own handiwork. 69 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:13,560 I don't follow. 70 00:05:13,685 --> 00:05:15,386 It was jim grossman that killed cal. 71 00:05:15,511 --> 00:05:16,863 Wait. What? 72 00:05:16,988 --> 00:05:19,455 He was the only one on the scene for miles. 73 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,800 They were best friends. 74 00:05:20,925 --> 00:05:23,545 Most violent crimes are committed by someone close to the victim. 75 00:05:23,670 --> 00:05:26,740 And how exactly did jim slam cal into a windshield 76 00:05:26,865 --> 00:05:29,489 with all the force of an 80-mile-per-hour crash? 77 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,589 Drugs, maybe? 78 00:05:34,362 --> 00:05:36,558 You know this ain't brain surgery, boys. 79 00:05:36,683 --> 00:05:39,319 Whatever it looks like, that's what it usually is. 80 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:40,984 It's simple. 81 00:05:41,109 --> 00:05:43,046 "Simple." Right. 82 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,890 Right. If you don't mind, 83 00:05:46,015 --> 00:05:48,029 we'd like to speak to jim grossman anyway. 84 00:05:48,154 --> 00:05:50,492 I was in the house when it happened. I didn't even see it. 85 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,666 And for argument's sake, say we believe you. 86 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:55,402 - Why would you? The cops didn't. - We're not your typical cops. 87 00:05:55,527 --> 00:05:57,436 Please, just tell us what you saw. 88 00:05:57,561 --> 00:05:59,399 It's not what I saw. It's what I heard. 89 00:06:00,966 --> 00:06:03,281 Tires squealing, glass breaking. 90 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:07,271 It was the car that did it. 91 00:06:09,247 --> 00:06:11,618 - The car? - I heard about the curse, 92 00:06:11,743 --> 00:06:13,482 but I just thought it was a load of crap. 93 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,299 Curse? What do you mean, curse? 94 00:06:15,424 --> 00:06:17,418 The car. Little bastard. 95 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:22,095 Little bastard? As in the little bastard? 96 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:23,792 Wait. What's little bastard? 97 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,968 It's james dean's car. It's the one he was killed in. 98 00:06:26,093 --> 00:06:27,424 Yeah, that's the one. 99 00:06:27,549 --> 00:06:29,469 Cal had been looking for it for years. 100 00:06:29,594 --> 00:06:31,202 Hell, we both had. 101 00:06:31,327 --> 00:06:32,945 But he found it first. 102 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:38,405 We are definitely checking this out. 103 00:06:43,642 --> 00:06:46,276 So, what, this is like "christine"? 104 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,905 No, "christine" is fiction. 105 00:06:49,648 --> 00:06:50,933 This is real. 106 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,553 Enlighten me. 107 00:06:56,102 --> 00:06:59,299 After james dean died, his mechanic bought the wreckage, 108 00:06:59,424 --> 00:07:01,062 and he fixed it up. 109 00:07:01,369 --> 00:07:04,228 And it repaid him by falling on him. 110 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:08,107 Then tony mchenry was killed when it locked up on the racetrack. 111 00:07:08,232 --> 00:07:11,034 Death follows this car around like exhaust. 112 00:07:11,407 --> 00:07:13,892 Nobody touches it and comes away in one piece. 113 00:07:15,683 --> 00:07:19,109 Then in 1970, it vanished off the back of a truck. 114 00:07:19,755 --> 00:07:21,655 Nobody's ever seen it since. 115 00:07:21,780 --> 00:07:23,890 I'm telling you, man. If this... 116 00:07:24,015 --> 00:07:26,511 if this car is little bastard, I will bet you dollars to doughnuts 117 00:07:26,636 --> 00:07:29,596 - it's what killed the guy. - How do we find out? 118 00:07:29,721 --> 00:07:31,174 Cal matched the vin number, 119 00:07:31,299 --> 00:07:33,814 but the only real way to know is the engine number. 120 00:07:35,093 --> 00:07:37,600 - I'm guessing the engine number... - on the engine. 121 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:38,814 Yeah. 122 00:07:45,952 --> 00:07:47,620 You want me to do it? 123 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,501 No, I've got it. 124 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:57,235 Okay, baby... 125 00:07:57,576 --> 00:08:00,191 I'm not gonna hurt you, so... 126 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,830 don't hurt me. 127 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:28,543 Need a flashlight? 128 00:08:29,915 --> 00:08:31,015 No. 129 00:08:32,050 --> 00:08:35,161 Don't do anything. Just go away. 130 00:08:35,286 --> 00:08:38,304 - You... okay. - Don't speak, all right? 131 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:41,659 In fact, don't even look at her. She might not like it. 132 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:21,908 Find out who owned it. Not just the last owner... 133 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:24,429 you got to take it all the way back to 1955. 134 00:09:25,003 --> 00:09:27,037 That's a lot of research. 135 00:09:27,910 --> 00:09:30,395 I guess I just made your afternoon. 136 00:09:36,185 --> 00:09:38,226 You want to be an actress? 137 00:09:38,702 --> 00:09:40,050 That is so funny. Because 138 00:09:40,594 --> 00:09:42,596 I am actually... 139 00:09:42,721 --> 00:09:45,455 an agent for william morris endeavor. 140 00:09:49,649 --> 00:09:51,862 You mind filling me up again? 141 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:54,702 You're a star, all right? 142 00:09:56,670 --> 00:09:59,445 Took me a while, but I traced all the car's previous owners. 143 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:02,334 - Any of them die bloody? - Nope. In fact... 144 00:10:03,675 --> 00:10:05,275 are you in a bar? 145 00:10:05,987 --> 00:10:07,791 No, I'm in a restaurant... 146 00:10:08,212 --> 00:10:09,984 here's your beer. 147 00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:11,625 Thanks. 148 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,394 That happens to have a bar. 149 00:10:14,519 --> 00:10:16,530 I've been working my ass off here. 150 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,795 World's smallest violin, pal. 151 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,711 I spent the afternoon up christine's skirt. I needed a drink. 152 00:10:21,926 --> 00:10:23,840 - Actually, you didn't. - Meaning? 153 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:26,006 The car's first owner was a cardiologist 154 00:10:26,131 --> 00:10:29,108 in philadelphia, drove it till he died in 1972. 155 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:30,476 So you're saying... 156 00:10:30,601 --> 00:10:33,079 that porsche is not, nor has it ever been, 157 00:10:33,204 --> 00:10:34,414 james dean's car. 158 00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:36,016 It's a fake little bastard. 159 00:10:36,141 --> 00:10:38,374 Then, what was it that killed the guy? 160 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:39,844 Good question. 161 00:10:46,074 --> 00:10:47,594 Okay, mr. Hill. I finish. 162 00:10:47,719 --> 00:10:50,333 Thank you, consuela. Have a good night. 163 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,389 Oh, my god. 164 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:06,517 It's you. 165 00:11:07,672 --> 00:11:09,630 But you're dead. 166 00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,242 You're supposed to be dead. 167 00:11:35,621 --> 00:11:37,987 I want you to use a fine-tooth comb. 168 00:11:38,112 --> 00:11:40,813 The evidence is here. Just got to find it. 169 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,124 Heard you got another weird one. 170 00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,763 It's a little strange on the surface, I admit, 171 00:11:45,888 --> 00:11:49,213 but, you know, once you look at the facts... 172 00:11:50,015 --> 00:11:52,670 william hill died from a gunshot wound to the head. 173 00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:56,024 No gun, no gunpowder, no bullet. 174 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,186 Nope. Nothin' strange about that. 175 00:11:59,112 --> 00:12:02,654 There's got to be a reasonable explanation. There always is. 176 00:12:02,779 --> 00:12:04,764 What's your reasonable explanation? 177 00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:08,039 Professional killer. 178 00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:09,640 Come again? 179 00:12:09,765 --> 00:12:12,386 Cia, nsa, one of them trained assassins... 180 00:12:12,511 --> 00:12:14,202 like in "michael clayton." 181 00:12:17,552 --> 00:12:19,186 Right. 182 00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:22,746 You're welcome to look around, 183 00:12:22,871 --> 00:12:24,822 but these guys don't leave fingerprints. 184 00:12:24,947 --> 00:12:26,486 Mind if we talk with the witness? 185 00:12:26,611 --> 00:12:28,721 Be my guest. She's not making any sense. 186 00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:31,224 And she's not making any sense in spanish, either. 187 00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:33,539 Right. 188 00:12:33,664 --> 00:12:36,500 No puedo vivir aquí. Necesito mi familia. 189 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,503 Me voy ahora. Me voy a la casa. 190 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:42,964 No... me voy a la casa en el salvador ahora. 191 00:12:43,657 --> 00:12:45,133 Consuela alvarez? 192 00:12:46,335 --> 00:12:47,618 Fbi. 193 00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:50,014 Now, you said you saw something 194 00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,348 in the professor's house. Right? Something in the window. 195 00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,668 Estaba sacando la basura. Imiré por la ventana 196 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,672 y vi al hombre que mató al señor hill! 197 00:12:57,797 --> 00:13:00,821 Señora alvarez. Cálmese, por favor. 198 00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:07,698 Díganos lo que vio. 199 00:13:07,823 --> 00:13:09,954 - Nice. - Freshman spanish. 200 00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,694 Era alto, muy alto. 201 00:13:12,819 --> 00:13:15,439 Y llevaba el abrigo negro largo 202 00:13:15,564 --> 00:13:17,428 y tenía bigotes. 203 00:13:19,301 --> 00:13:20,878 Tall man. Very tall. 204 00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:23,547 With a long black coat. 205 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,150 And, a beard? Beard. 206 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:27,684 Y un sombrero. 207 00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,253 Dude was wearing a sombrero? 208 00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:31,234 A hat. Not a... 209 00:13:31,359 --> 00:13:33,211 no. Un sombrero alto. 210 00:13:33,336 --> 00:13:35,492 - A tall hat? - Like a top hat? 211 00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:38,862 Iun sombrero alto! Muy alto. 212 00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:41,243 You mean like a stovepipe hat? 213 00:13:41,368 --> 00:13:43,794 - Sí. - Yeah, like abraham lincoln. 214 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,462 Sí. El presidente lincoln. 215 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,467 Abraham lincoln killed mr. Hill. 216 00:13:56,672 --> 00:13:58,149 So I go home now? 217 00:13:58,274 --> 00:14:00,670 - Sí. Gracias. - Gracias. 218 00:14:23,031 --> 00:14:24,065 What? 219 00:14:29,071 --> 00:14:32,307 Here's a freeze-frame from jim grossman's video. 220 00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:37,528 Am I crazy, or does that look like james dean? 221 00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:40,215 That looks like james dean. 222 00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:45,529 We got abraham lincoln and james dean? 223 00:14:46,461 --> 00:14:48,032 Famous ghosts? 224 00:14:48,157 --> 00:14:49,566 Maybe. 225 00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:51,288 That's just silly. 226 00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:55,101 No, actually, there's a ton of lore on famous ghosts. 227 00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:57,575 More than the, you know, not-famous kinds. 228 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,668 I'm surprised we haven't run into one before. 229 00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,142 But now we got two of them? Two extremely pissed-off ghosts? 230 00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:05,039 - Who are apparently ganking their fans. - What do you mean? 231 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,752 Professor Hill was a civil war nut. 232 00:15:08,954 --> 00:15:10,031 He dug Lincoln. 233 00:15:10,395 --> 00:15:12,291 And Cal must have been a James Dean freak. 234 00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:15,151 He spent 17 years of his life tracking down the guy's car. 235 00:15:15,926 --> 00:15:19,952 So, you're saying that we've got two super-famous, super-pissed-off ghosts 236 00:15:20,077 --> 00:15:22,210 killing their super fans? 237 00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:26,424 That's what it looks like. 238 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,634 That is "muchos loco". 239 00:15:30,815 --> 00:15:31,549 "Muy." 240 00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:34,096 Not "muchos." 241 00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:38,180 The big question is what the hell are they doing here? 242 00:15:39,395 --> 00:15:41,407 Ghosts usually haunt the places they lived. 243 00:15:41,532 --> 00:15:43,782 I get Abraham Lincoln at the white house. 244 00:15:43,907 --> 00:15:45,704 And James Dean at a racetrack, but... 245 00:15:47,135 --> 00:15:49,216 What the hell are they doing in Canton? 246 00:15:59,374 --> 00:16:00,872 You got to be kidding me. 247 00:16:02,274 --> 00:16:03,280 What? 248 00:16:09,108 --> 00:16:10,758 You got to be kidding me. 249 00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:34,015 Dude, he's short. 250 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:37,638 Gandhi was a great man. 251 00:16:38,677 --> 00:16:39,829 Yeah, for a smurf. 252 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:45,044 Sorry to keep you waiting. This is our busiest time of the year. 253 00:16:47,796 --> 00:16:48,880 This is busy? 254 00:16:49,263 --> 00:16:51,382 Well, not right now. But it's early. 255 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:53,230 It's 4:30. 256 00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:55,000 So, what can I do for you? 257 00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,061 We are writing a piece for travel magazine. 258 00:16:57,608 --> 00:17:00,908 On how totally non-sucky wax museums are. 259 00:17:01,378 --> 00:17:03,811 That's fantastic! A little press, just what we need. 260 00:17:04,144 --> 00:17:06,106 Great, we're interested in a few of your exhibits, 261 00:17:06,231 --> 00:17:08,524 specifically Abraham Lincoln and James Dean. 262 00:17:08,692 --> 00:17:10,353 Two of our most popular displays. 263 00:17:10,478 --> 00:17:12,445 Oh, yeah? So they bring in a lot of visitors? 264 00:17:12,613 --> 00:17:13,811 We have our regulars. 265 00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:17,867 I don't suppose that William Hill and Cal Hopkins were regulars, were they? 266 00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:20,369 As a matter of fact, they were. 267 00:17:20,723 --> 00:17:23,619 I heard what happened to them. That's tragic, just tragic. 268 00:17:24,765 --> 00:17:26,500 That's not gonna be in the article, is it? 269 00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:27,940 No. Of course not. 270 00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:32,089 You know, I got to tell you, that... that Lincoln is so lifelike. 271 00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:36,301 You can just imagine him moving around. 272 00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:38,437 You ever see anything like that? 273 00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:47,399 Is there anything you can think of that would make your museum... 274 00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:49,483 Unusual? You know, for the article. 275 00:17:49,608 --> 00:17:52,142 I'll say. There isn't another place like us, not anywhere. 276 00:17:52,267 --> 00:17:55,655 - How so? - For one, that's honest Abe's real hat. 277 00:17:57,441 --> 00:17:58,385 It is? 278 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,785 Almost like his remains. 279 00:18:04,165 --> 00:18:05,088 I guess. 280 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,709 You wouldn't happen to have any of James Dean's personal effects, 281 00:18:08,877 --> 00:18:10,678 - Would you? - Got his key chain. 282 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:12,145 We got a bunch of stuff... 283 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:14,924 Gandhi's bifocals, FDR's iron lung, 284 00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:16,128 This. 285 00:18:18,392 --> 00:18:22,413 - And who did that belong to? - The fonz. Seasons 2 through 4. 286 00:18:24,257 --> 00:18:26,372 That's really cool... ish. 287 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,034 This? This is nothing. 288 00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:30,147 I've been working on a new collection of figures, 289 00:18:30,315 --> 00:18:31,865 stuff that'll really wow the kids. 290 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,939 - The kids? - Yeah, gen "Y". 291 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:37,154 Computer games, cellphones, "sexting". 292 00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:39,464 They're just fads. 293 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:41,486 I'm gonna make wax museums hip again. 294 00:19:04,888 --> 00:19:06,759 Abraham Lincoln and James Dean. 295 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,228 Can you believe that? 296 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,192 Why so kill-crazy? 297 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,997 Maybe the apocalypse has got them all hot and bothered. 298 00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,192 We all know whose fault that is. 299 00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:17,445 I'm sorry but it's true. 300 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:23,725 I'll call you later. Bye. 301 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,051 What's going on? 302 00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:27,861 Did you get the trunk packed up? 303 00:19:27,986 --> 00:19:29,713 The trunk's packed. Who was on the phone? 304 00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:31,135 Bobby. And? 305 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:32,751 Nothing. 306 00:19:34,096 --> 00:19:36,647 So, we're just gonna pretend I didn't hear what I just heard? 307 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,985 Pretend or don't pretend, whatever floats your boat. 308 00:19:40,374 --> 00:19:42,410 This was supposed to be a fresh start, Dean. 309 00:19:42,535 --> 00:19:44,388 This is about as fresh as it gets. 310 00:19:44,693 --> 00:19:46,025 Now, we going or not? 311 00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:22,344 Check it out. 312 00:20:22,816 --> 00:20:27,013 Four score and seven years ago, I had a funny hat. 313 00:20:29,744 --> 00:20:32,201 - I can't have any fun with this? - Let's just torch the objects, 314 00:20:32,326 --> 00:20:34,688 torch the ghosts, and get out of here, okay? 315 00:20:35,161 --> 00:20:36,857 I'll go grab "East of Eden's" key chain. 316 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:09,524 Is that Gandhi? Yeah! 317 00:22:10,090 --> 00:22:11,327 Dude, he's squirrelly. 318 00:22:11,495 --> 00:22:12,659 Get the... 319 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,000 Get the what? 320 00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:19,196 Glasses! 321 00:22:36,735 --> 00:22:39,089 You couldn't have been a fan of someone cool? 322 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,005 Really? Gandhi? 323 00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:52,847 You ready to blow this joint? 324 00:22:53,127 --> 00:22:58,159 Didn't it strike you as strange, the way Gandhi just vanished? 325 00:22:58,692 --> 00:22:59,691 Strange how? 326 00:22:59,816 --> 00:23:01,502 No screaming, no big flameout. 327 00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,814 That isn't the way ghosts usually go. 328 00:23:03,939 --> 00:23:05,547 Still I torched, he vanished. 329 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:06,989 Yeah, but I... 330 00:23:07,114 --> 00:23:08,455 also, I feel like he was... 331 00:23:09,573 --> 00:23:11,133 Trying to get a bite out of me. 332 00:23:12,255 --> 00:23:14,404 - A bite? - Yeah, like he was hungry. 333 00:23:14,529 --> 00:23:17,536 But the thing is, Gandhi... or the real Gandhi... 334 00:23:18,004 --> 00:23:19,019 He was a... 335 00:23:20,084 --> 00:23:20,886 A what? 336 00:23:22,998 --> 00:23:23,933 Spit it out. 337 00:23:24,815 --> 00:23:26,312 He was a fruitarian. 338 00:23:30,519 --> 00:23:31,846 Let me get this straight. 339 00:23:31,971 --> 00:23:33,708 Your ultimate hero 340 00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:35,774 was not only a short man in diapers, 341 00:23:35,899 --> 00:23:37,746 but he was also a fruitarian? 342 00:23:37,914 --> 00:23:39,568 - That's not the point. - That is good. 343 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:41,429 That is... even for you, that is good. 344 00:23:41,554 --> 00:23:44,003 I'm just saying I'm not so sure this thing is over. 345 00:23:44,914 --> 00:23:45,929 It was a ghost. 346 00:23:46,222 --> 00:23:49,004 It was a weirdly supercharged fruitarian ghost. 347 00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:50,821 But it was still a ghost. Now let's go. 348 00:23:51,893 --> 00:23:54,778 So, first, you drag me into town, and now you're dragging me back out? 349 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:57,130 You ain't steering this boat. 350 00:23:57,665 --> 00:23:58,834 Let's go. Chop-chop. 351 00:23:59,582 --> 00:24:01,279 You know, this isn't gonna work. 352 00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:06,379 - What isn't? - Us. You, me, together. 353 00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:08,122 I thought it could, but it can't. 354 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,778 You're the one that wanted back in. 355 00:24:09,903 --> 00:24:11,695 And you're the one who called me back in. 356 00:24:12,352 --> 00:24:14,238 I still think we got some trust-building to do. 357 00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:16,641 How long am I gonna be on double-secret probation? 358 00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:18,691 Until I say so. 359 00:24:20,004 --> 00:24:22,176 Look... I know what I did, 360 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:23,527 What I've done. 361 00:24:23,652 --> 00:24:26,539 And I am trying to climb out of that hole. I am. 362 00:24:26,664 --> 00:24:28,341 But you're not making it any easier. 363 00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,377 Am I supposed to just let you off the hook? 364 00:24:30,610 --> 00:24:32,047 You can think whatever you want. 365 00:24:32,428 --> 00:24:33,853 I deserve it and worse. 366 00:24:35,031 --> 00:24:37,264 You'll never punish me as much as I'm punishing myself. 367 00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:39,130 But the point is, 368 00:24:39,602 --> 00:24:41,488 if we're gonna be a team, you and I, 369 00:24:42,329 --> 00:24:44,063 it has to be a two-way street. 370 00:24:45,341 --> 00:24:47,020 So we go back to the way we were before? 371 00:24:47,145 --> 00:24:48,712 No, we were never that way before. 372 00:24:48,837 --> 00:24:50,010 "Before" didn't work. 373 00:24:50,577 --> 00:24:52,029 How do you think we got here? 374 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,391 What's that supposed to mean? 375 00:24:54,516 --> 00:24:57,146 Dean, one of the reasons I went off with ruby... 376 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,452 was to get away from you. 377 00:25:01,994 --> 00:25:02,790 What? 378 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:05,127 It made me feel strong, 379 00:25:05,252 --> 00:25:07,419 like I wasn't your kid brother. 380 00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:11,180 Are you saying this is my fault? 381 00:25:11,305 --> 00:25:12,520 No, it's my fault. 382 00:25:13,093 --> 00:25:15,606 All I'm saying is that if we're gonna do this. 383 00:25:15,731 --> 00:25:18,912 We have to do it different. We can't just fall into the same rut. 384 00:25:20,058 --> 00:25:21,516 What do you want me to do? 385 00:25:22,715 --> 00:25:24,812 You're gonna have to let me grow up, for starters. 386 00:25:47,219 --> 00:25:49,802 I guess you were right about this not being over. 387 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,284 Sheriff Carnegie. 388 00:25:57,614 --> 00:25:58,879 Sheriff, what happened? 389 00:26:01,608 --> 00:26:02,630 I don't know. 390 00:26:08,770 --> 00:26:11,669 Excuse us, girls. Hi, we're with the FBI. 391 00:26:12,258 --> 00:26:13,887 Can you tell us what happened? 392 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:16,363 - It was horrible. - Way horrible. 393 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,907 - What was horrible? - I thought she'd be nice. 394 00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:20,575 I still can't believe it. 395 00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,077 - Believe what? - She took Danielle! 396 00:26:23,773 --> 00:26:24,533 Who? 397 00:26:26,237 --> 00:26:28,333 It's okay. You're safe. Just tell us. 398 00:26:28,657 --> 00:26:29,960 Who took your friend? 399 00:26:31,594 --> 00:26:32,664 It was... 400 00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:34,252 Paris Hilton. 401 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,146 - Sorry? - She looked really good, though. 402 00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:40,166 - Skinny. - Skinny and fast. 403 00:26:44,409 --> 00:26:46,019 Where did they go? 404 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,562 We don't know. They just vanished. 405 00:26:49,150 --> 00:26:51,558 Would you excuse us for just a minute? 406 00:26:54,569 --> 00:26:56,346 Paris Hilton's not dead, as far as we know? 407 00:26:56,471 --> 00:26:57,449 Pretty sure, no. 408 00:26:57,969 --> 00:27:00,574 - Which means it's not a... - ... Ghost, no. 409 00:27:00,981 --> 00:27:03,366 So either Paris Hilton is a homicidal maniac or... 410 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,391 Or we missed something. 411 00:27:05,516 --> 00:27:06,876 What do you want to do? 412 00:27:31,570 --> 00:27:32,940 That's ripe. 413 00:27:51,343 --> 00:27:52,813 What the hell? 414 00:27:56,915 --> 00:27:59,007 - I can't believe I missed it. - Missed what? 415 00:27:59,273 --> 00:28:00,775 Went back over the other two vics. 416 00:28:01,038 --> 00:28:02,827 There was blood loss... major. 417 00:28:02,952 --> 00:28:04,682 Being a gory smear will do that to you. 418 00:28:04,807 --> 00:28:05,977 I mean more blood loss 419 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,948 than a car crash or a head wound should cause. 420 00:28:08,073 --> 00:28:09,685 Almost like... something's feeding. 421 00:28:09,810 --> 00:28:13,053 - Awesome. - And then... there were these. 422 00:28:15,801 --> 00:28:16,935 What are those, seeds? 423 00:28:17,307 --> 00:28:18,946 They were in both vics' bellies. 424 00:28:19,485 --> 00:28:20,960 I hope you washed your hands. 425 00:28:21,197 --> 00:28:23,451 They're unlike any other seed I've ever seen before, Dean. 426 00:28:24,546 --> 00:28:26,643 Just when I thought you couldn't get any geekier. 427 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,405 Yahtzee! 428 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,129 - What? - The seeds aren't from around here. 429 00:28:41,254 --> 00:28:43,948 In fact, they're not from any tree or plant in the country. 430 00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,969 - Where are they from? - Eastern europe, 431 00:28:46,094 --> 00:28:48,682 from a forest in the balkans, which is not even there anymore. 432 00:28:48,851 --> 00:28:50,554 It was chopped down like 30 years ago. 433 00:28:50,912 --> 00:28:51,504 So? 434 00:28:51,897 --> 00:28:54,638 So, local legend has it that the forest was guarded 435 00:28:54,763 --> 00:28:57,065 by a pagan god whose name was Leshii. 436 00:28:57,895 --> 00:29:00,402 A mischievous god, could take on infinite forms. 437 00:29:00,678 --> 00:29:03,487 And let me guess... he liked to munch on his fans. 438 00:29:05,152 --> 00:29:07,451 "Could be appeased only with the blood from his worshippers." 439 00:29:07,619 --> 00:29:10,722 It would drain them then stuff their stomachs with the seeds. 440 00:29:10,974 --> 00:29:12,245 How's he doing it? 441 00:29:13,167 --> 00:29:15,405 What, he touches James Dean's key chain 442 00:29:15,530 --> 00:29:18,004 and then morphs into James Dean? 443 00:29:20,182 --> 00:29:21,880 That's good a guess as any. 444 00:29:22,989 --> 00:29:25,452 Whatever. How do we kill him? 445 00:29:25,741 --> 00:29:28,845 Says here to chop off his head with an iron ax. 446 00:29:29,229 --> 00:29:30,231 All right. 447 00:29:30,757 --> 00:29:32,944 Let's go gank ourselves a Paris Hilton. 448 00:30:53,584 --> 00:30:54,773 She alive? 449 00:30:55,978 --> 00:30:57,259 Yeah, barely. 450 00:31:14,057 --> 00:31:15,120 Awesome. 451 00:31:52,159 --> 00:31:54,770 I'm so glad you're awake for this. 452 00:31:55,396 --> 00:31:57,746 This is gonna be huge. 453 00:32:01,644 --> 00:32:03,835 Super. I wouldn't want to miss it. 454 00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:07,714 I mean, I've been stuffing myself with fast food lately. 455 00:32:08,144 --> 00:32:10,383 So it's nice to do the ritual right, 456 00:32:11,048 --> 00:32:13,875 Prepare a nice, slow meal for a change. 457 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,435 Just like the good old days? 458 00:32:16,745 --> 00:32:18,246 You have no idea. 459 00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:20,142 People adored me. 460 00:32:20,312 --> 00:32:22,103 They used to throw themselves at me, 461 00:32:22,498 --> 00:32:24,314 with smiles on their faces. 462 00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:27,482 Yeah, I guess these days, nobody gives a flying crap 463 00:32:27,607 --> 00:32:29,807 about some backwoods-forest god? 464 00:32:34,075 --> 00:32:36,338 No, not since they cut down my forest 465 00:32:36,463 --> 00:32:37,953 to build a yugo plant. 466 00:32:38,941 --> 00:32:40,366 March of progress, sister. 467 00:32:40,491 --> 00:32:43,267 For years now, I've been wandering. 468 00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:45,808 Hungry. Scared. 469 00:32:46,503 --> 00:32:48,374 Scrounging for scraps. 470 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,298 So not sexy. 471 00:32:51,487 --> 00:32:52,423 But then... 472 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,941 the best thing ever happened... 473 00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:58,054 Someone tripped the apocalypse. 474 00:32:58,179 --> 00:32:59,975 And I thought, what the hell... 475 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,224 I'm tired of watching what I eat. 476 00:33:02,772 --> 00:33:04,771 I want to pig out. 477 00:33:05,769 --> 00:33:07,942 So I found this little place. 478 00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:09,101 It's awesome. 479 00:33:09,226 --> 00:33:11,569 Adoring fans stroll right in the door. 480 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:14,573 Yeah. But they're not your fans. 481 00:33:14,903 --> 00:33:15,769 So? 482 00:33:16,201 --> 00:33:18,897 They worship Lincoln, Gandhi, Hilton. 483 00:33:19,184 --> 00:33:21,704 Whatever. I'll take what I can get. 484 00:33:21,829 --> 00:33:24,181 I got to tell you, you are not the first god we've met, 485 00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:26,376 but you are the nuttiest. 486 00:33:26,545 --> 00:33:29,086 No. You. You people. 487 00:33:29,256 --> 00:33:30,689 You're the crazy ones. 488 00:33:30,882 --> 00:33:32,883 You used to worship gods. 489 00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:34,677 But this? 490 00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:37,512 This is what passes for idolatry? 491 00:33:38,109 --> 00:33:39,322 Celebrities? 492 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:42,726 What have they got besides small dogs and spray tans? 493 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:46,664 You people used to have old-time religion. 494 00:33:46,857 --> 00:33:48,356 Now you have us weekly. 495 00:33:49,035 --> 00:33:51,693 I don't know. I'm more of a penthouse forum man, myself. 496 00:33:55,713 --> 00:33:57,380 Maybe, but... 497 00:33:58,208 --> 00:34:01,142 There's still a lot of yummy meat on those bones, boy. 498 00:34:02,826 --> 00:34:05,520 I hate to break it to you, sister, but... 499 00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:07,335 You can't eat me. 500 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,909 See, I'm not a Paris Hilton BFF. 501 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,579 I've never even seen "House of wax." 502 00:34:16,826 --> 00:34:19,054 But I can totally read your mind, Dean. 503 00:34:19,414 --> 00:34:20,889 I know who your hero is. 504 00:34:21,171 --> 00:34:22,098 Your daddy. 505 00:34:22,912 --> 00:34:24,350 Am I right? 506 00:34:27,164 --> 00:34:29,104 And this belonged to him. 507 00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:33,151 Didn't it? Poor little Dean. 508 00:34:33,621 --> 00:34:36,196 All you ever wanted was to be loved by your idol. 509 00:34:37,335 --> 00:34:39,616 One distant father figure, coming right up! 510 00:35:15,327 --> 00:35:17,010 - Not a word. - Dude. 511 00:35:17,551 --> 00:35:20,733 You just got whaled on by Paris Hilton. 512 00:35:22,075 --> 00:35:23,368 Shut up. 513 00:35:32,555 --> 00:35:34,627 All right. Thank you. 514 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:37,637 Sheriff Carnegie. 515 00:35:38,007 --> 00:35:39,516 Danielle's gonna be all right. 516 00:35:39,641 --> 00:35:42,556 She's sworn off "The simple life", but other than that... 517 00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:43,679 Glad she's okay. 518 00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:45,542 It gets better... 519 00:35:45,767 --> 00:35:47,892 Sheriff's putting out an APB on Paris Hilton. 520 00:35:49,035 --> 00:35:50,258 That ought to be good. 521 00:35:56,913 --> 00:35:59,262 Listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday... 522 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,160 About me keeping too tight of a leash on you. 523 00:36:04,213 --> 00:36:05,472 Maybe you're right. 524 00:36:07,545 --> 00:36:10,782 I'm not exactly... Mr. Innocent in this whole mess, either. 525 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:12,320 I did break the first seal. 526 00:36:12,445 --> 00:36:14,376 - You didn't know. - Neither did you. 527 00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:17,088 I'm not saying demon blood was a great way to go, 528 00:36:17,256 --> 00:36:18,798 but you did kill Lilith. 529 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:21,637 - And start the apocalypse. - Which neither of us saw coming. 530 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:24,137 Who would've thought killing Lilith would've been a bad thing? 531 00:36:28,232 --> 00:36:30,887 Point is, I was so worried about watching your every move 532 00:36:31,012 --> 00:36:33,243 that I didn't see what it was actually doing to you. 533 00:36:36,496 --> 00:36:38,033 So, for that, I'm sorry. 534 00:36:38,985 --> 00:36:39,934 Thanks. 535 00:36:45,001 --> 00:36:46,354 So, where do we go from here? 536 00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:48,535 The way I see it, we got one shot at surviving this. 537 00:36:48,877 --> 00:36:50,843 - What's that? - Maybe I am on deck for the devil. 538 00:36:50,968 --> 00:36:53,573 Maybe the same with you and Michael. Maybe there's no changing that. 539 00:36:53,698 --> 00:36:54,798 That's encouraging. 540 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:57,380 But we can stop wringing our hands over it. 541 00:36:57,793 --> 00:36:59,814 We got to just grab on to whatever's in front of us, 542 00:36:59,939 --> 00:37:01,648 kick its ass and go down fighting. 543 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:07,868 - I can get on board with that. - Okay. 544 00:37:08,824 --> 00:37:10,974 But we're gonna have to do it on the same level. 545 00:37:15,409 --> 00:37:16,475 You got it. 546 00:37:21,188 --> 00:37:23,274 What do you say we get the hell out of here? 547 00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:35,117 You want to drive? 548 00:37:37,959 --> 00:37:38,752 You sure? 549 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:42,507 Yeah. I could use a nap.