1 00:00:07,078 --> 00:00:08,545 Lilith was the final seal. 2 00:00:08,670 --> 00:00:10,930 I killed her, and I set lucifer free. 3 00:00:12,541 --> 00:00:14,500 You sons of bitches jump-started judgment day! 4 00:00:14,670 --> 00:00:17,295 - It's apocalypse now. - Raphael, where is he? 5 00:00:17,464 --> 00:00:20,129 - God? - He's dead, Castiel. 6 00:00:21,078 --> 00:00:23,319 - You know who I am. - Lucifer. 7 00:00:23,444 --> 00:00:25,553 - You're the one, Sam. - You're my true vessel. 8 00:00:25,722 --> 00:00:27,764 - That'll never happen. - You're the michael sword. 9 00:00:27,933 --> 00:00:29,812 - I'm the sword? - You're michael's weapon. 10 00:00:29,937 --> 00:00:32,039 - I'm a vessel? - You're The vessel. 11 00:00:33,271 --> 00:00:34,896 You got a trickster on your hands. 12 00:00:35,065 --> 00:00:37,524 - What is it, spirit, demon? - More like demigod. 13 00:00:37,693 --> 00:00:40,638 They're immortal, and they can create things out of thin air, 14 00:00:40,763 --> 00:00:42,449 usually with a sense of humor... 15 00:00:42,574 --> 00:00:43,519 Deadly pranks. 16 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:46,448 Another thing Bobby mentioned was that these suckers have a real sweet tooth. 17 00:00:46,573 --> 00:00:49,341 So this is fun for you? Killing Dean over and over again? 18 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,454 Sam, there's a lesson here. 19 00:00:51,838 --> 00:00:53,821 - What lesson? - Dean's your weakness. 20 00:00:54,084 --> 00:00:55,458 The bad guys know it, too. 21 00:00:55,718 --> 00:00:57,251 He's gonna be the death of you, Sam. 22 00:01:02,508 --> 00:01:05,402 "Supernatural" is filmed before a live studio audience. 23 00:01:16,539 --> 00:01:18,326 I'm gonna need a bigger mouth. 24 00:01:24,761 --> 00:01:26,570 Hey, there, Sam. What's happening? 25 00:01:27,044 --> 00:01:28,050 Oh, nothing. 26 00:01:29,317 --> 00:01:30,660 Just the end of the world. 27 00:01:35,301 --> 00:01:36,941 You're gonna need a bigger mouth. 28 00:01:40,679 --> 00:01:42,372 Have you done your research yet? 29 00:01:47,503 --> 00:01:49,345 All kinds of research. All night. 30 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,941 We have some more "research" to do. 31 00:02:09,535 --> 00:02:10,836 Son of a bitch! 32 00:02:13,621 --> 00:02:15,345 = 508 = 33 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:18,971 = Supernatural Team = 34 00:03:06,804 --> 00:03:10,631 Wellington, Ohio Two Days Earlier 35 00:03:36,746 --> 00:03:38,621 - Doctor... - What are you watching? 36 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:40,692 It's a hospital show. 37 00:03:40,817 --> 00:03:42,208 "Dr. Sexy M.D." 38 00:03:42,658 --> 00:03:44,271 I think it's based on a book. 39 00:03:45,187 --> 00:03:46,665 When did you hit menopause? 40 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:49,643 It's called channel-surfing. 41 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:51,986 You ready? 42 00:03:52,549 --> 00:03:53,349 Are you? 43 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:56,764 One more time... 44 00:03:56,933 --> 00:03:58,393 The F.B.I. Is here why, exactly? 45 00:03:59,143 --> 00:04:00,502 It might have something to do 46 00:04:00,627 --> 00:04:02,647 with one of your locals getting his head ripped off. 47 00:04:02,772 --> 00:04:06,205 - Bill randolph died from a bear attack. - How sure are you that it was a bear? 48 00:04:06,878 --> 00:04:08,152 What else would it be? 49 00:04:08,399 --> 00:04:11,203 Whatever it was, it chased Mr. Randolph through the woods, 50 00:04:11,328 --> 00:04:14,037 smashed through his front door, followed him up the stairs, 51 00:04:14,162 --> 00:04:16,179 and killed him in his bedroom. 52 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:18,703 Is that common... A bear doing all that? 53 00:04:19,256 --> 00:04:20,996 Depends how pissed off it is, I guess. 54 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:24,326 The Randolphs lived way up in high country. 55 00:04:24,949 --> 00:04:27,428 You got trout runs that'll make a grown man weep... 56 00:04:27,553 --> 00:04:28,353 And bears. 57 00:04:28,478 --> 00:04:30,425 Right. Now, what about Mrs. Randolph? 58 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:32,216 The file says she saw the whole thing. 59 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:35,776 Yes, she did. My heart goes out to that poor woman. 60 00:04:36,061 --> 00:04:37,013 She said bear? 61 00:04:40,254 --> 00:04:42,883 Kathy randolph went through a hell of a trauma. 62 00:04:43,495 --> 00:04:44,562 She's confused. 63 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:48,858 What did she say? 64 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,166 No. It must have been a bear. 65 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,122 I mean, what else could it have been? 66 00:04:56,135 --> 00:04:57,234 Mrs. Randolph... 67 00:04:57,966 --> 00:04:59,457 What did you think it was? 68 00:05:03,325 --> 00:05:05,318 No. I remember clearly now. 69 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:07,001 It was definitely a bear. 70 00:05:07,623 --> 00:05:08,864 We're sure it was. 71 00:05:08,989 --> 00:05:11,964 But see, it helps us to hear, every angle. 72 00:05:12,132 --> 00:05:14,467 So, just tell us what you thought you saw. 73 00:05:18,598 --> 00:05:20,478 Well, it's impossible, but... 74 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:24,894 I could have sworn I saw... 75 00:05:26,713 --> 00:05:28,109 The incredible Hulk. 76 00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:36,009 The incredible Hulk? 77 00:05:36,134 --> 00:05:37,805 I told you. It's crazy. 78 00:05:43,579 --> 00:05:44,853 Bana or Norton? 79 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:47,739 No, those movies were terrible. 80 00:05:47,864 --> 00:05:49,328 The TV-Hulk. 81 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:51,628 - Lou Ferrigno? - Yes. 82 00:05:51,797 --> 00:05:53,798 - Spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno? - Yes! 83 00:05:57,501 --> 00:05:58,636 You think I'm crazy. 84 00:05:59,074 --> 00:05:59,684 No. 85 00:06:01,474 --> 00:06:03,006 No, it's just... 86 00:06:03,527 --> 00:06:04,416 Is... 87 00:06:04,836 --> 00:06:05,813 Is there... 88 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,657 Would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, 89 00:06:10,782 --> 00:06:14,360 the incredible Hulk would have a grudge against your husband? 90 00:06:17,316 --> 00:06:17,935 No. 91 00:06:19,606 --> 00:06:20,230 No. 92 00:06:26,244 --> 00:06:27,410 Find anything? 93 00:06:28,955 --> 00:06:30,042 I saw the house. 94 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:31,376 And? 95 00:06:31,501 --> 00:06:35,789 And there is a giant 8-foot-wide hole where the front door used to be. 96 00:06:35,914 --> 00:06:38,258 - Almost like... - A Hulk-sized hole. 97 00:06:39,593 --> 00:06:41,405 - Maybe. - What do you got? 98 00:06:42,055 --> 00:06:45,098 It turns out that Bill Randolph had quite the temper. 99 00:06:46,242 --> 00:06:49,781 He's got two counts of spousal battery, bar brawls, 100 00:06:49,906 --> 00:06:52,523 and court-ordered anger-management sessions. 101 00:06:53,052 --> 00:06:56,068 You might say you wouldn't like him when he's angry. 102 00:06:57,371 --> 00:07:01,144 So, a hothead getting killed by tv's greatest hothead. 103 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,455 Kind of sounds like just deserts, doesn't it? 104 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:07,878 It's all starting to make sense. 105 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:09,747 How is it starting to make sense? 106 00:07:10,727 --> 00:07:12,557 I found something else at the crime scene. 107 00:07:13,619 --> 00:07:14,629 Candy wrappers. 108 00:07:16,641 --> 00:07:17,604 Lots of 'em. 109 00:07:20,682 --> 00:07:22,720 Just deserts, sweet tooth, 110 00:07:23,305 --> 00:07:25,366 screwing with people before you kill them. 111 00:07:25,849 --> 00:07:28,049 We're dealing with the trickster, aren't we? 112 00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:29,573 Sure looks like. 113 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,080 Good. 114 00:07:31,403 --> 00:07:34,003 Been wanting to gank that mother since mystery spot. 115 00:07:35,770 --> 00:07:36,618 You sure? 116 00:07:37,766 --> 00:07:38,868 Yeah, I'm sure. 117 00:07:39,248 --> 00:07:40,988 No, are you sure you want to kill him? 118 00:07:42,011 --> 00:07:44,194 Son of a bitch didn't think twice about icing me... 119 00:07:44,319 --> 00:07:46,131 - A thousand times. - No. I know. 120 00:07:46,437 --> 00:07:48,376 - I'm just saying. - What are you saying? 121 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:50,464 If you don't want to kill him, then what? 122 00:07:52,865 --> 00:07:54,729 - Talk to him. - What? 123 00:07:55,491 --> 00:07:56,841 Look, think about it, Dean. 124 00:07:56,988 --> 00:07:59,738 He's one of the most powerful creatures we've ever met. 125 00:08:00,173 --> 00:08:01,926 - Maybe we can use him. - For what? 126 00:08:03,119 --> 00:08:05,428 Okay, trickster's like a hugh hefner type, right? 127 00:08:05,598 --> 00:08:07,051 Wine, women, song. 128 00:08:07,332 --> 00:08:09,130 Maybe he doesn't want the party to end. 129 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,840 Maybe he hates this "Angels and Demons" stuff as much as we do. 130 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:13,062 Maybe he'll help us. 131 00:08:14,121 --> 00:08:15,569 - You're serious? - Yeah. 132 00:08:15,694 --> 00:08:17,137 Ally with the trickster? 133 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,526 Yeah. 134 00:08:19,556 --> 00:08:22,457 A bloody, violent monster... 135 00:08:23,384 --> 00:08:25,408 And you want to be facebook friends with him? 136 00:08:25,823 --> 00:08:26,962 Nice, Sammy. 137 00:08:27,087 --> 00:08:28,577 The world is gonna end, Dean. 138 00:08:28,903 --> 00:08:30,845 We don't have the luxury of a moral stand. 139 00:08:31,116 --> 00:08:33,241 I'm just saying, it's worth a shot. That's all. 140 00:08:33,366 --> 00:08:34,614 If it doesn't work... 141 00:08:35,613 --> 00:08:36,613 We'll kill him. 142 00:08:40,024 --> 00:08:41,540 How we gonna find the guy, anyway? 143 00:08:41,665 --> 00:08:43,734 He never takes just one victim, right? 144 00:08:44,473 --> 00:08:45,405 He'll show. 145 00:08:53,719 --> 00:08:54,581 Dispatch? 146 00:08:54,706 --> 00:08:58,398 I got a possible 187 out here at the old paper mill on route 6. 147 00:08:59,485 --> 00:09:01,950 Roger that. What are you looking at, son? 148 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:05,489 Honestly, I wouldn't even know how to begin to describe what I'm seeing. 149 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:07,908 Just, send everybody. 150 00:09:08,827 --> 00:09:11,329 All right, stay calm, stay back in your car. Help's on the way. 151 00:09:12,289 --> 00:09:14,532 - That sounds weird. - Weird enough to be our guy? 152 00:09:23,471 --> 00:09:24,827 There was a murder here... 153 00:09:25,247 --> 00:09:27,261 And there's no police cars... There's nobody. 154 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,332 How does that look to you? 155 00:09:30,726 --> 00:09:31,458 Crappy. 156 00:09:51,189 --> 00:09:52,728 What the hell? 157 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:57,096 - Doctor. - Doctor. 158 00:09:58,910 --> 00:09:59,904 Doctor? 159 00:10:11,723 --> 00:10:12,631 Doctor. 160 00:10:14,205 --> 00:10:15,427 - Seriously? - What? 161 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,852 Seriously, you're brilliant, you know that? 162 00:10:18,323 --> 00:10:21,027 And a coward. You're a brilliant coward. 163 00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:24,055 What are you talking about? 164 00:10:24,571 --> 00:10:26,007 As if you don't know. 165 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:31,169 I don't believe this. 166 00:10:31,991 --> 00:10:34,032 - What? - That was Dr. Piccolo. 167 00:10:34,482 --> 00:10:35,162 Who? 168 00:10:36,272 --> 00:10:37,507 Dr. Ellen Piccolo. 169 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:41,565 The sexy-yet-earnest doctor at... 170 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,895 Seattle Mercy Hospital. 171 00:10:51,412 --> 00:10:53,876 What the hell are you talking about? The doctor getups. 172 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,598 The sexy interns. 173 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,130 The "seriouslys." 174 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:59,133 - It all makes sense. - What makes sense? 175 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:02,356 - What's going on? - We're in "Dr. Sexy M. D" 176 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:14,116 Dude, what the hell? 177 00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:16,126 - I don't know. - No, seriously. What the hell? 178 00:11:16,251 --> 00:11:17,163 I don't know. 179 00:11:17,299 --> 00:11:18,660 One theory. Any theory. 180 00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:21,983 The trickster trapped us in TV land. 181 00:11:22,108 --> 00:11:23,818 That's your theory? That's stupid. 182 00:11:23,943 --> 00:11:25,918 You're the one who said we're on "Dr. Sexy M.D" 183 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:27,843 Yeah, but tv land isn't tv land. 184 00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:30,071 There's actors and lights and crew members. 185 00:11:30,196 --> 00:11:31,927 - This looks real. - It can't be. 186 00:11:32,095 --> 00:11:34,021 Dean, how can this possibly be real? 187 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:36,007 I don't know. All right? 188 00:11:38,015 --> 00:11:42,743 But there goes Dr. Wang, the sexy-but-arrogant heart surgeon. 189 00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:46,472 And there's Johnny Drake. 190 00:11:46,597 --> 00:11:49,373 He's not even alive. He's a ghost in the mind of... 191 00:11:51,681 --> 00:11:55,701 of her, the sexy-but-neurotic doctor over there. 192 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,696 So, this show has ghosts? 193 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:00,217 Why? 194 00:12:01,539 --> 00:12:03,088 I don't know. It is compelling. 195 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:05,658 I thought you said you aren't a fan. 196 00:12:05,783 --> 00:12:07,185 I'm not. 197 00:12:10,775 --> 00:12:11,575 Oh, boy. 198 00:12:12,341 --> 00:12:13,199 What? 199 00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:16,143 - It's him. - Who? 200 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,810 It's him. It's Dr. Sexy. 201 00:12:24,789 --> 00:12:25,657 Doctor. 202 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,108 Doctor. 203 00:12:28,884 --> 00:12:29,796 Doctor. 204 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:33,802 Doctor. 205 00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:38,160 You want to give me one good reason why you defied my direct order 206 00:12:38,729 --> 00:12:41,539 to do the experimental face transplant on Mrs. Beale? 207 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,184 One reason? 208 00:12:48,204 --> 00:12:48,963 Sure. 209 00:12:57,215 --> 00:12:59,098 - You're not Dr. Sexy. - You're crazy. 210 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:00,901 Really? 211 00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:03,853 'cause I swore part of what makes Dr. Sexy sexy 212 00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:06,313 is the fact that he wears cowboys boots... 213 00:13:06,732 --> 00:13:08,088 Not tennis shoes. 214 00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:09,847 Yeah, you're not a fan. 215 00:13:10,692 --> 00:13:11,947 It's a guilty pleasure. 216 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:13,489 Call security. 217 00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:14,937 Yeah, go ahead, pal. 218 00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:17,153 See, we know what you are. 219 00:13:25,365 --> 00:13:27,439 You guys are getting better. 220 00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:29,253 Get us the hell out of here. 221 00:13:30,056 --> 00:13:30,883 Or what? 222 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:34,931 Don't see your wooden stakes, big guy. 223 00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:38,477 That was you on the police scanner? This is a trick. 224 00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:42,433 Trickster? 225 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,101 Come on! I heard you two yahoos were in town. 226 00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:47,354 - How could I resist? - Where the hell are we? 227 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,575 You like it? 228 00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,218 It's all homemade. 229 00:13:50,888 --> 00:13:53,817 My own sets, my own actors. 230 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,448 Call it my own little idiot box. 231 00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,119 How do we get out? 232 00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:02,497 That, my friend, is the $64 question. 233 00:14:02,622 --> 00:14:04,733 Whatever. We just... We need to talk to you. 234 00:14:04,858 --> 00:14:06,185 We need your help. 235 00:14:08,975 --> 00:14:10,212 Let me guess. 236 00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:14,924 You two muttonheads broke the world, and you want me to sweep up your mess? 237 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:16,393 Please. 238 00:14:16,962 --> 00:14:18,143 Just five minutes. 239 00:14:18,645 --> 00:14:20,136 - Hear us out. - Sure. 240 00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:22,318 Tell you what. 241 00:14:22,515 --> 00:14:25,309 Survive the 24 next hours, we'll talk. 242 00:14:25,885 --> 00:14:28,447 - Survive what? - The game. 243 00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:29,939 What game? 244 00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:31,815 You're in it. 245 00:14:33,946 --> 00:14:34,921 How do we play? 246 00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:38,317 - You're playing it. - What are the rules? 247 00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:44,039 Son of a bitch. 248 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:47,903 Dr. Sexy? 249 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,769 Dr. Sexy? 250 00:14:55,842 --> 00:14:56,879 Paging Dr. Sexy. 251 00:14:57,334 --> 00:14:58,398 Report to the E.R. 252 00:14:58,888 --> 00:15:00,868 By the way, talking with monsters? 253 00:15:00,993 --> 00:15:01,992 Hell of a plan. 254 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:03,915 What do we do now? 255 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,558 You know what I'm doing? Leaving. 256 00:15:07,978 --> 00:15:08,942 Lady... 257 00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:10,298 What the hell? 258 00:15:10,719 --> 00:15:12,522 You are a brilliant, brilliant... 259 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:15,120 Yeah, a coward. You already said that. 260 00:15:15,245 --> 00:15:16,509 But I got news for you. 261 00:15:17,305 --> 00:15:18,487 I am not a doctor. 262 00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:22,652 Don't say that. 263 00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:27,547 You are the finest cerebrovascular neurosurgeon I have ever met... 264 00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:29,415 And I have met plenty. 265 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,625 So that girl died on your table. 266 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,539 It wasn't your fault. 267 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,388 It wasn't anybody's fault. 268 00:15:35,711 --> 00:15:37,423 Sometimes people just die. 269 00:15:39,812 --> 00:15:42,117 I have no idea what you're saying to me. 270 00:15:42,886 --> 00:15:44,097 You're afraid. 271 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:49,309 You're afraid to operate again, and you're afraid to love. 272 00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,374 Yeah, we're getting out of here. 273 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,231 Hey, doctor. 274 00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:58,736 Yes? 275 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:00,925 My wife needs that face transplant. 276 00:16:02,763 --> 00:16:03,930 You know what, pal? 277 00:16:04,187 --> 00:16:05,641 None of this is real, okay? 278 00:16:05,851 --> 00:16:07,660 And your wife doesn't need jack squat. 279 00:16:19,795 --> 00:16:21,422 Real! It's real! 280 00:16:24,471 --> 00:16:25,924 We need a doctor! 281 00:16:39,402 --> 00:16:41,528 B.P. Is 80 over 50 and dropping. 282 00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:49,734 Doctor? 283 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,395 What? 284 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:00,955 Sam, do something. Come on. 285 00:17:01,578 --> 00:17:03,789 I don't know how to use any of this crap. 286 00:17:03,914 --> 00:17:04,995 Figure it out! 287 00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,349 Sam! Come on. I'm waiting. 288 00:17:13,059 --> 00:17:14,754 I need a... 289 00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:21,568 Penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey. 290 00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:28,193 Stat! 291 00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:38,983 We okay? 292 00:17:39,108 --> 00:17:41,546 - How's it looking? - Yep. You'll be fine. 293 00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:15,956 Let's play. 294 00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:17,422 Nut-Cracker! 295 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:20,544 NUT-CRACKER 296 00:18:31,497 --> 00:18:33,256 Sam winchester... 297 00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:40,230 What was the name of the demon you chose over your own brother? 298 00:18:41,158 --> 00:18:42,281 Countdown. 299 00:18:42,554 --> 00:18:43,246 What? 300 00:18:45,046 --> 00:18:47,010 - What am I supposed to say? - You think I know? 301 00:18:47,438 --> 00:18:49,864 I don't understand japanese. 302 00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:55,579 What was the name of the demon you chose over your own brother? 303 00:18:58,561 --> 00:19:02,399 Is he screwing with me? I can't speak japanese... 304 00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:06,924 The answer is... 305 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:09,773 Ruby. 306 00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:14,598 I'm sorry, Sam winchester. 307 00:19:15,129 --> 00:19:15,929 Sorry? 308 00:19:16,476 --> 00:19:17,440 Sorry for what? 309 00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:25,317 Nut-Cracker! 310 00:19:32,115 --> 00:19:34,243 Nut-Cracker! 311 00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:41,497 Hello, chikato-san? 312 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:43,761 Hai? 313 00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:48,212 Have we discussed these nutritious Shrimp Chips? 314 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:49,825 Lots of nutrition, tastes great... 315 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:52,425 and the more one eats, the slimmer they get just like you. 316 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,062 You okay? 317 00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:05,524 Now what? 318 00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:08,228 Cass? 319 00:20:09,989 --> 00:20:12,289 - Is this another trick? - It's me. 320 00:20:12,905 --> 00:20:15,033 - What are you doing here? - Us? What about you? 321 00:20:15,201 --> 00:20:17,202 Looking for you. You've been missing for days. 322 00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:18,704 Get us out of here. 323 00:20:19,755 --> 00:20:20,755 Let's go. 324 00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:22,989 Cass. 325 00:20:23,114 --> 00:20:24,584 No, no, no, no. 326 00:20:27,046 --> 00:20:29,131 Mr. Trickster does not like 327 00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:30,757 pretty-boy angels. 328 00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,294 Dean Winchester... 329 00:20:49,097 --> 00:20:51,097 I don't want to get hit in the nuts. 330 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,813 - Countdown. - What do I do? 331 00:20:53,938 --> 00:20:56,126 - I don't wanna get hit in the nuts. - I don't know. 332 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:57,869 Just... 333 00:20:57,994 --> 00:20:59,203 - Wait. - What? 334 00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:00,818 - I played a doctor. - What? 335 00:21:00,943 --> 00:21:03,165 In Dr. Sexy. I played a doctor, I operated. 336 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,729 - So? - I did what the trickster wanted. 337 00:21:05,854 --> 00:21:07,878 - We have to go along with it. - With what? 338 00:21:08,046 --> 00:21:10,088 With the game. We're on a game show, right? 339 00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:11,917 - Answer the question. - In Japanese? 340 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,587 - I don't know Japanese! - Try! 341 00:21:13,712 --> 00:21:14,712 Damn it! 342 00:21:40,203 --> 00:21:41,453 Dean Winchester... 343 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:44,039 Nuts-cracker champion! 344 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:47,084 How did you do that? 345 00:21:47,450 --> 00:21:48,460 I have no idea. 346 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:49,851 So, that's it. 347 00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:52,589 We play our roles, we survive. 348 00:21:53,592 --> 00:21:55,008 Play our roles for how long? 349 00:21:55,573 --> 00:21:56,773 Good question. 350 00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:12,608 I've got genital herpes. 351 00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:15,028 I've got genital herpes. 352 00:22:18,747 --> 00:22:19,747 Seriously? 353 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:22,928 You're the one who said play our roles. 354 00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:29,918 I've got genital herpes. 355 00:22:30,455 --> 00:22:31,837 I tried to be responsible. 356 00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:35,150 Did I try. 357 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:39,152 But now I take twice-daily herpexia 358 00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:42,055 to reduce my chances of passing it on. 359 00:22:42,606 --> 00:22:45,142 Ask your doctor about using herpexia. 360 00:22:46,644 --> 00:22:49,550 Patients should always consult with a physician before using herpexia. 361 00:22:49,675 --> 00:22:51,398 Possible side effects include headache, 362 00:22:51,566 --> 00:22:53,936 diarrhea, permanent erectile dysfunction, 363 00:22:54,061 --> 00:22:56,161 thoughts of suicide, and nausea. 364 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,440 I am doing all I can 365 00:22:58,565 --> 00:23:01,285 to slightly lessen the spread of... 366 00:23:02,292 --> 00:23:03,292 Of... 367 00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:05,190 Genital herpes 368 00:23:06,766 --> 00:23:08,466 And that's a good thing. 369 00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,395 We now return to Supernatural. 370 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,180 Son of a bitch! 371 00:23:26,184 --> 00:23:28,018 I am really, really very sorry, 372 00:23:28,810 --> 00:23:29,810 but... 373 00:23:30,891 --> 00:23:32,481 We've got some work to do. 374 00:23:32,650 --> 00:23:34,200 But we did do work... 375 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:36,519 In depth. 376 00:23:46,003 --> 00:23:47,954 How long do we have to keep doing this? 377 00:23:50,475 --> 00:23:51,625 I don't know. 378 00:23:54,207 --> 00:23:55,407 Maybe forever? 379 00:23:57,489 --> 00:23:59,039 We might die in here. 380 00:24:00,628 --> 00:24:02,028 How is that funny? 381 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,420 Vultures. 382 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,124 - You okay? - I don't have much time. 383 00:24:08,249 --> 00:24:09,935 - What happened? - I got out. 384 00:24:10,356 --> 00:24:12,178 - From where? - Listen to me. 385 00:24:12,303 --> 00:24:14,856 This thing is more powerful than it should be. 386 00:24:15,226 --> 00:24:17,234 - What, the trickster? - If it is a trickster. 387 00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:18,403 What? 388 00:24:20,953 --> 00:24:21,953 Hello! 389 00:24:22,717 --> 00:24:23,877 Thank you. 390 00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,161 Thank you! Ladies... Stop! 391 00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:31,771 Hi, Castiel. 392 00:24:35,136 --> 00:24:36,920 - You know him? - Where did you just him? 393 00:24:37,703 --> 00:24:39,103 Relax. He'll live. 394 00:24:39,888 --> 00:24:41,173 Maybe. 395 00:24:42,510 --> 00:24:45,337 You know what... I'm done with the monkey dance. 396 00:24:45,462 --> 00:24:46,471 Okay? We get it. 397 00:24:48,134 --> 00:24:49,265 Get what, hotshot? 398 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:52,142 Playing our roles, right? That's your game? 399 00:24:52,311 --> 00:24:54,553 - That's half the game. - What's the other half? 400 00:24:54,678 --> 00:24:56,231 Play your roles out there. 401 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,203 - What's that supposed to mean? - You know... 402 00:24:59,328 --> 00:25:00,860 Sam, starring as Lucifer. 403 00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:03,264 Dean, starring as Michael. 404 00:25:03,894 --> 00:25:05,694 Your celebrity deathmatch. 405 00:25:06,054 --> 00:25:07,534 Play your roles. 406 00:25:07,868 --> 00:25:09,953 You want us to say yes to those sons of bitches? 407 00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:12,706 Hells, yeah. Let's light this candle! 408 00:25:13,189 --> 00:25:14,874 We do that, the world will end. 409 00:25:16,702 --> 00:25:19,119 And whose fault is that? 410 00:25:20,259 --> 00:25:22,459 Who popped Lucifer out of the box? 411 00:25:24,415 --> 00:25:26,010 Look, it's started. 412 00:25:26,499 --> 00:25:27,749 You started it. 413 00:25:27,997 --> 00:25:30,890 It can't be stopped. So, let's get it over with. 414 00:25:34,289 --> 00:25:36,483 Heaven or hell... Which side you on? 415 00:25:36,608 --> 00:25:38,258 I'm not on either side. 416 00:25:38,842 --> 00:25:39,854 Yeah, right. 417 00:25:39,979 --> 00:25:42,319 You're grabbing ankle for Michael or Lucifer. Which one? 418 00:25:44,782 --> 00:25:47,082 You listen to me, you arrogant dick. 419 00:25:47,778 --> 00:25:50,869 I don't work for either of those S.O.B.S believe me. 420 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,830 You're somebody's bitch. 421 00:25:57,836 --> 00:26:01,212 Don't you ever, ever presume to know what I am. 422 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:10,690 Now, listen very closely. 423 00:26:10,815 --> 00:26:12,427 Here's what's gonna happen. 424 00:26:12,552 --> 00:26:15,644 You're gonna suck it up, accept your responsibilities, 425 00:26:15,812 --> 00:26:19,064 and play the roles that destiny has chosen for you. 426 00:26:19,485 --> 00:26:20,565 And if we don't? 427 00:26:25,274 --> 00:26:27,424 Then you'll stay here in TV land. 428 00:26:27,893 --> 00:26:28,893 Forever. 429 00:26:32,786 --> 00:26:35,036 300 channels and, nothing's on. 430 00:26:56,418 --> 00:26:57,418 Come on. 431 00:26:58,231 --> 00:27:00,731 - What do you think? - What do I think? 432 00:27:00,856 --> 00:27:03,100 Go screw yourself, that's what I think. 433 00:27:03,225 --> 00:27:04,966 Can you give us a sec, please? 434 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:06,091 Thanks. 435 00:27:07,072 --> 00:27:08,645 - You got to calm down. - Calm down? 436 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:10,710 I am wearing sunglasses at night. 437 00:27:10,835 --> 00:27:13,204 You know who does that? No-talent douche bags. 438 00:27:13,329 --> 00:27:14,679 I hate this game. 439 00:27:14,804 --> 00:27:16,795 I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. 440 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,162 And you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows! 441 00:27:20,287 --> 00:27:22,767 There's like 300 of them on television. They're all the same. 442 00:27:22,892 --> 00:27:25,537 It's, "Ooh, a plane crashed here". Shut up! 443 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:27,522 What? 444 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:30,450 Check out sweet tooth over there. 445 00:27:33,453 --> 00:27:34,803 Think that's him? 446 00:27:36,892 --> 00:27:39,032 Just, follow my lead. 447 00:27:56,411 --> 00:27:57,704 You okay? 448 00:28:00,443 --> 00:28:01,693 What do we got? 449 00:28:02,924 --> 00:28:03,924 Well... 450 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,431 Aside from the ligature marks around his neck, 451 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:10,399 he has what appears to be a roll of quarters jammed down his throat. 452 00:28:14,138 --> 00:28:15,338 Well, I say... 453 00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:18,290 Jackpot. 454 00:28:20,271 --> 00:28:21,271 Also... 455 00:28:21,396 --> 00:28:23,729 There was a stab wound to the lower abdomen there. 456 00:28:33,789 --> 00:28:34,989 Well, I say... 457 00:28:37,943 --> 00:28:39,329 No guts, no glory. 458 00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:42,351 Get that guy a... 459 00:28:44,976 --> 00:28:45,976 Tums. 460 00:28:49,173 --> 00:28:50,173 Gutter ball. 461 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,933 That's a good one, guys. 462 00:29:23,748 --> 00:29:25,875 - You got the wrong guy, idiot. - Did we? 463 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:58,814 I'm worried, man... 464 00:29:58,939 --> 00:30:00,889 What that S.O.B. did to Cass. 465 00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:02,894 You know, where is he? 466 00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:06,366 Sam? 467 00:30:09,572 --> 00:30:10,772 Where are you? 468 00:30:14,087 --> 00:30:16,087 It's Sam. Leave me a message. 469 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:18,509 Sam, it's me. 470 00:30:20,107 --> 00:30:21,607 The hell did you go? 471 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,527 Where are you? 472 00:30:30,964 --> 00:30:32,114 I don't know. 473 00:30:32,818 --> 00:30:33,818 Crap. 474 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,428 I don't think we killed the trickster. 475 00:30:58,443 --> 00:31:01,095 Okay, stake didn't work. So, what? This another trick? 476 00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:02,675 I don't know. 477 00:31:03,038 --> 00:31:05,565 Maybe the stake didn't work because it's not a trickster. 478 00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:07,702 - What do you mean? - You heard Cass. 479 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:10,275 He said this thing was too powerful to be a trickster. 480 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,168 D'you notice how he looked at Cass? 481 00:31:12,293 --> 00:31:13,398 Like he knew him. 482 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:16,054 And how pissed he got when you brought up Michael and Lucifer. 483 00:31:17,504 --> 00:31:19,113 - Son of a bitch. - What? 484 00:31:19,848 --> 00:31:21,574 I know what we're dealing with. 485 00:31:34,422 --> 00:31:35,422 What? 486 00:31:36,289 --> 00:31:38,389 That feels really uncomfortable. 487 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:45,598 - You sure this is gonna work? - No, but I have no other ideas. 488 00:31:51,467 --> 00:31:53,467 All right, you son of a bitch! 489 00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:56,029 Uncle! 490 00:31:58,595 --> 00:31:59,695 We'll do it! 491 00:32:01,639 --> 00:32:02,839 Should I honk? 492 00:32:06,378 --> 00:32:08,371 Sam, get a load of the rims on you. 493 00:32:08,732 --> 00:32:09,732 Eat me. 494 00:32:11,377 --> 00:32:12,743 Okay, boys... 495 00:32:14,069 --> 00:32:15,378 Ready to go quietly? 496 00:32:15,974 --> 00:32:17,074 Not so fast. 497 00:32:18,262 --> 00:32:20,927 Nobody's going anywhere until Sam has opposable thumbs. 498 00:32:21,347 --> 00:32:22,619 What's the difference? 499 00:32:22,744 --> 00:32:25,119 Satan's gonna ride his ass one way or another. 500 00:32:37,436 --> 00:32:38,436 Happy? 501 00:32:40,689 --> 00:32:43,072 Tell me one thing. Why didn't the stake kill you? 502 00:32:45,288 --> 00:32:47,785 - I am the trickster. - But maybe you're not. 503 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,703 Maybe you've always been an angel. 504 00:32:59,399 --> 00:33:00,399 A what? 505 00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:03,889 Somebody slip a mickey in your power shake, kid? 506 00:33:04,014 --> 00:33:05,464 I'll tell you what. 507 00:33:05,589 --> 00:33:07,680 You just jump out of the holy fire, 508 00:33:08,331 --> 00:33:10,016 and we'll call it our mistake. 509 00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:24,262 Well played, boys. 510 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:26,146 Well played. 511 00:33:28,197 --> 00:33:29,869 Where'd you get the holy oil? 512 00:33:30,773 --> 00:33:32,914 You might say we pulled it out of Sam's ass. 513 00:33:35,647 --> 00:33:37,918 - Where'd I screw up? - You didn't. 514 00:33:38,527 --> 00:33:40,592 But nobody gets the jump on Cass like you did. 515 00:33:40,717 --> 00:33:42,465 It was how you talked about Armageddon. 516 00:33:44,029 --> 00:33:46,929 - Meaning? - Well, call it personal experience. 517 00:33:48,035 --> 00:33:49,252 Nobody gets that angry 518 00:33:49,377 --> 00:33:51,639 unless they're talking about their own family. 519 00:33:53,846 --> 00:33:56,896 So, which one are you? Grumpy, Sneezy, or Douchey? 520 00:34:00,921 --> 00:34:02,121 Gabriel, okay? 521 00:34:04,484 --> 00:34:05,947 They call me Gabriel. 522 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:07,670 Gabriel? 523 00:34:08,534 --> 00:34:09,734 The archangel? 524 00:34:10,279 --> 00:34:11,279 Guilty. 525 00:34:12,491 --> 00:34:13,496 Okay, Gabriel. 526 00:34:13,664 --> 00:34:15,623 How does an archangel become a trickster? 527 00:34:16,715 --> 00:34:18,709 My own private witness protection. 528 00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:21,743 I skipped out of Heaven, 529 00:34:21,868 --> 00:34:23,133 had a face transplant, 530 00:34:23,258 --> 00:34:25,608 carved out my own little corner of the world 531 00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:27,783 till you two screwed it all up. 532 00:34:28,196 --> 00:34:30,954 And what did daddy say when you ran off and joined the pagans? 533 00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:33,641 Daddy doesn't say anything about anything. 534 00:34:33,809 --> 00:34:35,009 What happened? 535 00:34:35,134 --> 00:34:36,853 - Why'd you ditch? - You blame him? 536 00:34:38,742 --> 00:34:40,803 His brothers are heavyweight douche-nozzles. 537 00:34:40,928 --> 00:34:42,428 Shut your cake hole. 538 00:34:43,295 --> 00:34:45,179 You don't know anything about my family. 539 00:34:45,304 --> 00:34:46,704 I loved my father. 540 00:34:47,491 --> 00:34:49,291 My brothers... loved them. 541 00:34:50,474 --> 00:34:53,703 But watching them turn on each other? Tear at each other's throats? 542 00:34:54,405 --> 00:34:56,705 I couldn't bear it, okay? 543 00:34:57,586 --> 00:34:58,586 So I left. 544 00:34:59,561 --> 00:35:02,461 And now, it's happening all over again. 545 00:35:03,130 --> 00:35:04,430 Help us stop it. 546 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:06,340 It can't be stopped. 547 00:35:06,733 --> 00:35:10,052 - You want to see the end of the world? - I want it to be over! 548 00:35:11,118 --> 00:35:12,236 I have to sit back 549 00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:14,849 and watch my brothers kill each other, thanks to you two! 550 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:18,186 Heaven, hell... I don't care who wins! 551 00:35:18,354 --> 00:35:20,062 I just want it to be over! 552 00:35:20,230 --> 00:35:22,064 It doesn't have to be like that. 553 00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,816 There has to be some way to pull the plug. 554 00:35:26,818 --> 00:35:28,618 You do not know my family. 555 00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:33,411 What you guys call the apocalypse I used to call Sunday dinner. 556 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:38,237 That's why there's no stopping this... Because this isn't about a war. 557 00:35:38,749 --> 00:35:41,317 It's about two brothers that loved each other 558 00:35:41,442 --> 00:35:43,142 and betrayed each other. 559 00:35:43,712 --> 00:35:45,337 You think you'd be able to relate. 560 00:35:46,986 --> 00:35:48,422 What are you talking about? 561 00:35:54,308 --> 00:35:56,732 You sorry sons of bitches. 562 00:35:57,495 --> 00:36:00,561 Why do you think you two are the vessels? 563 00:36:01,484 --> 00:36:02,734 Think about it. 564 00:36:02,859 --> 00:36:03,859 Michael... 565 00:36:04,145 --> 00:36:07,068 The big brother, loyal to an absent father. 566 00:36:08,397 --> 00:36:09,597 And Lucifer... 567 00:36:10,032 --> 00:36:13,579 The little brother, rebellious of daddy's plan. 568 00:36:16,311 --> 00:36:18,203 You were born to this, boys. 569 00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:19,914 It's your destiny! 570 00:36:20,516 --> 00:36:21,707 It was always you! 571 00:36:23,521 --> 00:36:25,071 As it is in heaven... 572 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,158 So it must be on earth. 573 00:36:29,463 --> 00:36:31,663 One brother has to kill the other. 574 00:36:32,312 --> 00:36:33,900 What the hell are you saying? 575 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,145 Why do you think I've always taken such an interest in you? 576 00:36:38,632 --> 00:36:42,282 Because from the moment dad flipped on the lights around here, 577 00:36:42,946 --> 00:36:45,818 we knew it was all gonna end with you. 578 00:36:47,634 --> 00:36:48,634 Always. 579 00:37:00,389 --> 00:37:02,089 That's not gonna happen. 580 00:37:03,004 --> 00:37:04,104 I'm sorry... 581 00:37:05,252 --> 00:37:06,252 But it is. 582 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:18,355 Guys, I wish this were a TV show. 583 00:37:19,127 --> 00:37:20,277 Easy answers, 584 00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:23,071 endings wrapped up in a bow. 585 00:37:26,096 --> 00:37:27,446 But this is real. 586 00:37:29,449 --> 00:37:31,819 And it's gonna end bloody for all of us. 587 00:37:34,025 --> 00:37:36,075 That's just how it's got to be. 588 00:37:48,319 --> 00:37:50,115 So, boys... 589 00:37:50,971 --> 00:37:51,971 Now what? 590 00:37:52,507 --> 00:37:54,944 Stare at each other for the rest of eternity? 591 00:37:57,210 --> 00:38:00,327 First, you're gonna bring Cass back from wherever you stashed him. 592 00:38:00,766 --> 00:38:01,766 Am I? 593 00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:05,061 Or we're going to dunk you in some holy oil 594 00:38:05,229 --> 00:38:07,438 and deep-fry ourselves an archangel. 595 00:38:19,572 --> 00:38:20,822 Cass, you okay? 596 00:38:21,911 --> 00:38:22,911 I'm fine. 597 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:27,973 Hello, Gabriel. 598 00:38:28,866 --> 00:38:29,866 Hey, bro. 599 00:38:30,658 --> 00:38:32,714 How's the search for daddy going? 600 00:38:32,839 --> 00:38:33,903 Let me guess. 601 00:38:34,028 --> 00:38:35,028 Awful. 602 00:38:42,574 --> 00:38:44,274 Okay, we're out of here. 603 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:46,908 Come on, Sam. 604 00:38:52,389 --> 00:38:53,389 Guys? 605 00:38:54,322 --> 00:38:55,322 So, what? 606 00:38:57,078 --> 00:38:59,615 You're just gonna... You're gonna leave me here forever? 607 00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:07,677 We're not. We don't screw with people the way you do. 608 00:39:09,657 --> 00:39:11,207 And for the record... 609 00:39:11,937 --> 00:39:14,037 This isn't about some prizefight 610 00:39:14,162 --> 00:39:17,842 between your brothers or some destiny that can't be stopped! 611 00:39:18,267 --> 00:39:21,804 This is about you being too afraid to stand up to your family! 612 00:39:46,162 --> 00:39:48,344 Don't say I never did anything for you. 613 00:40:07,301 --> 00:40:10,303 That stuff he was spouting in there... You think he was telling the truth? 614 00:40:11,439 --> 00:40:13,089 I think he believes it. 615 00:40:15,047 --> 00:40:16,447 So, what do we do? 616 00:40:18,904 --> 00:40:20,054 I don't know. 617 00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:24,581 I'll tell you one thing. Right now, I wish I was on a TV show. 618 00:40:26,706 --> 00:40:27,856 Yeah, me too.