1 00:00:06,424 --> 00:00:08,624 Why are we even here? 'cause you're following dad's orders 2 00:00:08,749 --> 00:00:11,570 like a good little soldier? Are you that desperate for his approval? 3 00:00:11,738 --> 00:00:14,051 - This isn't you talking. - That's the difference between us. 4 00:00:14,176 --> 00:00:16,855 I have a mind of my own. I'm not pathetic like you. 5 00:00:16,980 --> 00:00:20,298 - Before dad died, he told me something. - He said that I might have to kill you. 6 00:00:20,423 --> 00:00:22,039 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 7 00:00:22,207 --> 00:00:24,291 - I don't know. - We're talking about the colt, right? 8 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:27,454 If you are still set on the insane task of killing the devil, 9 00:00:27,579 --> 00:00:30,130 - this is how we do it. - You guys are larping, aren't you? 10 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,007 - Excuse me? - Live-action role-playing. 11 00:00:32,175 --> 00:00:33,508 - You're fans. - Fans? 12 00:00:33,676 --> 00:00:36,258 - "Supernatural" by Carver Edlund. - His name's Chuck Shurley. 13 00:00:36,383 --> 00:00:38,756 - And he's a genius. - I'm Dean. This is Sam. 14 00:00:38,881 --> 00:00:40,640 The Dean and Sam you've been writing about. 15 00:00:40,809 --> 00:00:43,143 I write things and then they come to life. Obviously I'm a god. 16 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,665 He's a prophet of the lord. 17 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,799 - You're... - Carver Edlund, yeah. 18 00:00:46,924 --> 00:00:47,717 Hi, Becky. 19 00:00:47,842 --> 00:00:49,608 I am Your number-one fan. 20 00:00:49,776 --> 00:00:51,818 But I know that "Supernatural" is just a book, okay? 21 00:00:51,986 --> 00:00:54,029 - Becky, it's all real. - I knew it! 22 00:00:54,197 --> 00:00:56,656 - You okay, lady? - Sam is it really you? 23 00:00:59,869 --> 00:01:01,453 And you're so firm. 24 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:24,893 Dean. Come on! 25 00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:31,677 Chuck! 26 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:32,943 There you are. 27 00:01:33,256 --> 00:01:33,902 Guys. 28 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,008 - What's going on? - Nothing. 29 00:01:36,133 --> 00:01:39,047 You know, just, I was kind of hangin'. 30 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:41,326 - What are you guys doing here? - You told us to come. 31 00:01:42,271 --> 00:01:43,161 No, I didn't. 32 00:01:43,329 --> 00:01:44,830 Yeah, you did. You texted me... 33 00:01:44,955 --> 00:01:48,011 This address, "life-or-death situation". Any of this ringing a bell? 34 00:01:48,136 --> 00:01:50,877 - No, I didn't send you a text. - We drove all night. 35 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:53,338 I'm sorry. I don't understand what could... 36 00:01:54,809 --> 00:01:56,674 - Oh, no. - What? 37 00:01:56,844 --> 00:01:58,844 Sam! You made it! 38 00:02:02,941 --> 00:02:04,057 Becky, right? 39 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:07,305 You remembered. 40 00:02:08,271 --> 00:02:09,859 You've been thinking about me. 41 00:02:11,885 --> 00:02:12,780 It's okay. 42 00:02:12,905 --> 00:02:14,819 I can't get you out of my head, either. 43 00:02:15,214 --> 00:02:16,391 Did you take my phone? 44 00:02:16,996 --> 00:02:18,970 I just borrowed it. From your pants. 45 00:02:19,565 --> 00:02:20,740 - Becky. - What? 46 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,325 They're gonna want to see it. 47 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:23,499 See what? 48 00:02:23,624 --> 00:02:27,038 Oh, my god. I love it when they talk at the same time! 49 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:28,206 Hey, Chuck! 50 00:02:28,495 --> 00:02:30,008 Come on, pal. It's showtime. 51 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:33,336 Guys, I'm sorry. 52 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:36,131 For everything. 53 00:02:51,542 --> 00:02:53,923 Hey, Dean! Lookin' good! 54 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:55,555 Who the hell are you? 55 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:58,239 I'm Dean, too. 56 00:03:06,755 --> 00:03:09,729 It's Sam and Dean. I'm in trouble now. 57 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,413 Have fun, you two. 58 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:17,172 What? 59 00:03:27,812 --> 00:03:29,812 Becky, what is this? 60 00:03:30,206 --> 00:03:32,035 It's awesome! 61 00:03:32,285 --> 00:03:33,604 A "Supernatural" convention. 62 00:03:33,944 --> 00:03:34,980 The first ever. 63 00:03:45,868 --> 00:03:47,704 = 509 = 64 00:03:47,829 --> 00:03:51,665 Supernatural Team 65 00:03:57,918 --> 00:04:00,800 Welcome to the first annual "Supernatural" convention. 66 00:04:01,399 --> 00:04:04,524 At 3:45 in the magnolia room, 67 00:04:04,649 --> 00:04:07,674 we have the panel "Frightened little boy: 68 00:04:07,799 --> 00:04:09,451 The secret life of Dean." 69 00:04:10,070 --> 00:04:14,175 And at 4:30, there's the homoerotic subtext of "Supernatural". 70 00:04:14,531 --> 00:04:17,607 And, of course, the big hunt starts at 7:00 P.M. Sharp. 71 00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:22,632 But... but right now... 72 00:04:22,757 --> 00:04:25,461 Right now I'd like to introduce the man himself. 73 00:04:25,803 --> 00:04:29,828 The creator and the writer of the "Supernatural" books... 74 00:04:29,996 --> 00:04:32,414 The one, the only... 75 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:34,344 Carver Edlund! 76 00:04:49,912 --> 00:04:52,359 Okay, good. This isn't nearly as awkward as I... 77 00:04:53,767 --> 00:04:55,609 It's a little dry mouth. 78 00:05:16,426 --> 00:05:17,916 So, I guess, uh... 79 00:05:18,755 --> 00:05:20,128 Questions? 80 00:05:22,737 --> 00:05:25,118 - You? - Hey, Mr. Edlund. 81 00:05:25,243 --> 00:05:26,217 Big fan. 82 00:05:27,684 --> 00:05:28,868 I was just wondering... 83 00:05:28,993 --> 00:05:31,684 Where'd you come up with Sam and Dean in the first place? 84 00:05:35,853 --> 00:05:37,812 It just... came to me. 85 00:05:41,931 --> 00:05:43,210 Yeah, the... 86 00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:45,023 Hook man. 87 00:05:46,531 --> 00:05:49,621 Why, in every fight scene, Sam and Dean are having 88 00:05:49,746 --> 00:05:51,868 their gun or knife knocked away by the bad guy? 89 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:55,121 Why don't they keep it on some kind of bungee? 90 00:05:57,250 --> 00:05:59,837 - Yeah, I really don't know. - Yeah, follow-up... 91 00:05:59,962 --> 00:06:02,916 Why can't Sam and Dean be telling that ruby is evil? 92 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:07,217 I mean, she is clearly manipulating Sam into some kind of moral lapse. 93 00:06:07,385 --> 00:06:08,917 It's obvious, nein? 94 00:06:09,679 --> 00:06:11,763 If you don't like the books, don't read 'em, fritz! 95 00:06:16,561 --> 00:06:18,041 So, next question. 96 00:06:20,186 --> 00:06:21,251 Yeah, you. 97 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:24,304 Yeah, at the end of the last book, Dean goes to hell. 98 00:06:24,429 --> 00:06:26,444 So, what happens next? 99 00:06:27,564 --> 00:06:30,949 Well, there lies an announcement, actually. 100 00:06:32,538 --> 00:06:34,494 You're all gonna find out. 101 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,415 Thanks to a wealthy scandinavian investor... 102 00:06:39,749 --> 00:06:42,001 We're gonna start publishing again. 103 00:06:48,911 --> 00:06:50,635 Sweet lord, yes! 104 00:06:59,623 --> 00:07:01,597 I got you a yellow-eyed cooler. 105 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,908 - Thanks, Chuck. - Sure. 106 00:07:06,856 --> 00:07:07,943 So, Becky... 107 00:07:09,185 --> 00:07:11,255 I was wondering, are you doing anyth... 108 00:07:11,380 --> 00:07:12,823 Hi, Sam! 109 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:15,433 Excuse us! 110 00:07:15,558 --> 00:07:18,037 In case you haven't noticed, our plates are kind of full. 111 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,832 Okay? Finding The Colt, hunting the devil. 112 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,703 We don't have time for this crap! 113 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,837 - I didn't call you. - He means the books, Chuck. 114 00:07:26,006 --> 00:07:27,666 Why are you publishing more books? 115 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,811 For food and shelter? 116 00:07:29,936 --> 00:07:32,177 Who gave you the rights to our life story? 117 00:07:32,345 --> 00:07:34,304 An archangel. And I didn't want it. 118 00:07:34,472 --> 00:07:36,181 Deal's off, okay? No more books. 119 00:07:36,349 --> 00:07:38,266 Our lives are not for public consumption. 120 00:07:42,619 --> 00:07:45,106 Becky, would you excuse us for just a second? 121 00:07:48,751 --> 00:07:50,645 Do you guys know what I do for a living? 122 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,817 - Yeah, Chuck, we know. - Then, could you tell me? 123 00:07:52,942 --> 00:07:54,949 - 'cause I don't. - I'm not a good writer, 124 00:07:55,117 --> 00:07:56,910 I've got no marketable skills, 125 00:07:57,078 --> 00:08:00,850 I'm not some hero who can just hit the road and fight monsters, okay? 126 00:08:00,975 --> 00:08:03,881 Until the world ends, I got to live, all right? 127 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:05,877 And the "Supernatural" books are all I've got. 128 00:08:06,474 --> 00:08:07,879 What else do you want me to do? 129 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:13,885 No. Guys! Wait! 130 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,063 Hey, you okay? 131 00:08:19,188 --> 00:08:20,869 - I think so. - What happened? 132 00:08:20,994 --> 00:08:22,101 I saw a ghost. 133 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,728 A ghost? Ma'am, could you tell us what it looked like? 134 00:08:24,853 --> 00:08:26,950 Why don't you leave this to the grown-ups, pal? 135 00:08:27,075 --> 00:08:29,484 A woman. She was in an old-fashioned dress. 136 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:32,868 Really old, like a schoolmarm or something. 137 00:08:32,993 --> 00:08:34,433 Did she say something to you? 138 00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:40,245 Gather close, everybody, for a terrifying tale of terror! 139 00:08:41,323 --> 00:08:42,928 I saw a ghost. 140 00:08:43,599 --> 00:08:47,547 None other than the ghost of Leticia Gore herself! 141 00:08:48,954 --> 00:08:51,381 I was on the third floor when I... 142 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:54,113 The larping's started. 143 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,399 - What is that again? - Live-action role-playing. 144 00:08:57,524 --> 00:09:00,239 It's a game. The convention puts it on. 145 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:04,177 terror gripping my heart with its icy fingers... 146 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,558 "Dad's journal... 147 00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:08,045 Dear Sam and Dean, this hotel is haunted. 148 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,816 You must hunt down the ghost. 149 00:09:10,006 --> 00:09:12,986 Interview witnesses, discover clues, and find the bones. 150 00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:17,365 First team to do so wins a $50 gift card to Sizzler. 151 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:18,901 Love, dad." 152 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:21,703 You guys are so gonna win. 153 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:27,834 Why, yes, agents Lennon and McCartney, 154 00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:30,143 As manager of this fine establishment, 155 00:09:30,268 --> 00:09:34,090 I can assure you that it is indeed haunted. 156 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:39,341 This building was once an orphanage run by mean, old Leticia Gore. 157 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,381 100 years ago this very night, 158 00:09:42,506 --> 00:09:48,521 Miss Gore went insane and butchered four little boys before killing herself. 159 00:09:49,394 --> 00:09:50,736 Now folks say 160 00:09:51,019 --> 00:09:53,985 that the souls of those poor little boys are trapped here 161 00:09:54,512 --> 00:09:57,614 and that the evil spirit of Miss Gore punishes them 162 00:09:57,782 --> 00:10:01,019 to this... very... day. 163 00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:04,348 Well, that's just about all the community theater I can take. 164 00:10:05,046 --> 00:10:07,112 Yeah, this cannot get any weirder. 165 00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:08,482 Dad said... 166 00:10:08,785 --> 00:10:10,293 He said I may have to kill you. 167 00:10:10,746 --> 00:10:13,588 - Kill me? - What the hell does that mean? 168 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,298 I don't know. 169 00:10:19,303 --> 00:10:20,751 I need a drink. 170 00:10:25,185 --> 00:10:26,768 The EMF's going nuts. 171 00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:37,740 I'm mean, old Leticia Gore. 172 00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:40,156 They buried me in the basement. 173 00:10:44,718 --> 00:10:46,021 You got me. 174 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,527 You're supposed to vanish. 175 00:10:48,652 --> 00:10:50,083 How am I supposed to vanish? 176 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:54,098 Yeah, okay, Dean. We'll see you in five. 177 00:10:54,223 --> 00:10:56,427 Hey, but seriously, dude, don't eat my skittles. 178 00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:57,585 Help us. 179 00:11:01,053 --> 00:11:04,013 Help us. Miss Gore won't let us have any fun. 180 00:11:05,256 --> 00:11:07,427 This is part of the game, right? 181 00:11:09,401 --> 00:11:11,032 Holy mother of crap! 182 00:11:21,395 --> 00:11:23,533 That... was... 183 00:11:33,294 --> 00:11:34,210 Naughty! 184 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,431 Naughty! Naughty! 185 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,822 - How you doin'? - Busy. 186 00:12:04,059 --> 00:12:08,036 You sure look lovely tonight, especially for a dead chick. 187 00:12:08,204 --> 00:12:10,535 Buddy, I have heard that line 17 times tonight, okay? 188 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:14,452 And all from dudes wearing MacGyver jackets. 189 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,990 But you seem different. 190 00:12:21,115 --> 00:12:23,217 - How so? - Well, you don't seem scared of women. 191 00:12:24,359 --> 00:12:26,490 For the last time, I'm not making this up, okay? 192 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,351 She's upstairs. A real, live, dead ghost! 193 00:12:29,603 --> 00:12:30,467 Excuse me. 194 00:12:30,592 --> 00:12:32,267 I'm sure it was just onen of the actors. 195 00:12:32,392 --> 00:12:34,399 Who beat the crap out of me and then vanished? 196 00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:35,549 You saw something? 197 00:12:35,674 --> 00:12:37,355 Look, this isn't part of the game, jerk. 198 00:12:37,725 --> 00:12:40,113 Tim, I'm getting out of here, and you should do the same. 199 00:12:40,424 --> 00:12:44,056 - Alex, wait. I... - Hey, come back! 200 00:12:45,858 --> 00:12:47,227 What do you think? 201 00:12:47,352 --> 00:12:49,740 I don't think that guy's a good enough actor to be acting. 202 00:12:50,913 --> 00:12:53,146 Why, yes, agents Jagger and Richards, 203 00:12:53,646 --> 00:12:55,867 as the manager of this fine establishment, 204 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,515 I can assure you it is indeed haunted. 205 00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:03,390 The building was once an orphanage run by mean, old Leticia Gore. 206 00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:07,363 Excuse us. Mind if we ask you a few questions? 207 00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:09,406 I don't have time to play "Star Wars," guys. 208 00:13:09,531 --> 00:13:11,225 Go ask the guy in the ascot. 209 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:14,423 Actually, we... 210 00:13:15,004 --> 00:13:16,419 Really want to talk toyou. 211 00:13:17,773 --> 00:13:19,358 You guys are really into this. 212 00:13:19,703 --> 00:13:20,775 You have no idea. 213 00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:24,046 - What do you want to know? - All this stuff they're saying... 214 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,909 Place being haunted, Leticia Gore. 215 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,554 Any truth to it? 216 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:31,452 We generally don't like to publicize this to normal people. 217 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:35,608 But in 1909, this place was called Gore orphanage. 218 00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:40,628 Miss Gore killed four boys with a butcher knife then offed herself. 219 00:13:40,796 --> 00:13:42,434 And is tonight really the anniversary? 220 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:44,927 Yep. Guess your convention folks wanted authenticity. 221 00:13:47,282 --> 00:13:49,677 - There been any sightings? - Over the years, yeah. 222 00:13:50,072 --> 00:13:54,767 A few maids have quit, saying they heard the boys or saw them. 223 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,621 A Janitor even saw Miss Gore once. 224 00:13:56,746 --> 00:13:58,521 Where did Miss Gore carve up the kids? 225 00:13:58,832 --> 00:14:01,941 Look, I don't want you stomping all over the joint. 226 00:14:02,110 --> 00:14:04,316 A lot of this place is off-limits to nerds. 227 00:14:11,829 --> 00:14:13,142 The attic. 228 00:14:38,706 --> 00:14:40,300 The EMF's going nuts. 229 00:14:41,587 --> 00:14:42,561 Great. 230 00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:45,775 So, we got a real ghost, and a bunch of dudes, 231 00:14:45,945 --> 00:14:47,745 pretending to be us, poking at it. 232 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:49,864 No way this ends well. 233 00:14:51,461 --> 00:14:52,950 You know what? Serves them right. 234 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,690 Well, I'm just saying. 235 00:15:11,487 --> 00:15:13,370 It's got to be around here someplace. 236 00:15:13,763 --> 00:15:16,672 I don't know, man. No one else is looking for the attic. 237 00:15:16,909 --> 00:15:18,864 Okay, all right, dude. 238 00:15:18,989 --> 00:15:22,771 One, stay in character, all right? If it's just me, I look stupid. 239 00:15:23,327 --> 00:15:25,801 And two, you heard the guy downstairs. 240 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,452 I think this is part of the game. 241 00:15:28,965 --> 00:15:29,873 Help us. 242 00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:32,990 Oh, my god! 243 00:15:34,938 --> 00:15:36,535 That makeup is amazing. 244 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,703 Amateur. 245 00:15:38,044 --> 00:15:40,373 Stay... in... character. 246 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,959 Sorry. Sorry. 247 00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:46,128 Help us. Miss Gore won't let us have any fun. 248 00:15:46,297 --> 00:15:47,922 Where's the body buried, kid? 249 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,716 We'll light her up nice and toasty. 250 00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:04,606 Wow. Fast runner. 251 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:06,751 Dude. 252 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,685 Check this out. 253 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:15,283 Oh, that is creepy. 254 00:16:15,451 --> 00:16:17,368 Must've been what he was trying to tell us. 255 00:16:17,536 --> 00:16:19,005 Gee, you think, Sammy? 256 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,637 Okay, this is the coolest game ever. 257 00:16:39,755 --> 00:16:40,671 Yes. 258 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,196 My mommy loves me. 259 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,376 I said my mommy loves me. 260 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:16,955 I'm sure she does. 261 00:17:17,387 --> 00:17:18,924 My mommy loves me this much. 262 00:17:50,262 --> 00:17:51,253 Awesome. 263 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,494 All right, so... 264 00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:56,169 That was a guy with the county historical society. 265 00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:56,987 And? 266 00:17:57,112 --> 00:17:59,354 Not only did Leticia Gore butcher four boys, 267 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,305 but one of them was her own son. 268 00:18:01,802 --> 00:18:03,057 - Her son? - Yeah. 269 00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:06,060 According to the police at the time, she scalped the poor kid. 270 00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:08,604 Oh, that's it. I'm gonna deep-fry this bitch extra-crispy. 271 00:18:09,061 --> 00:18:10,429 Dude say where she was buried? 272 00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:11,675 He doesn't know. 273 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,359 Check it out. 274 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:17,016 There's the orphanage, here's the carriage house. 275 00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,281 And right there, cemetery. 276 00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:22,017 You think that's where Leticia's planted? 277 00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:23,938 It's worth a shot. 278 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,832 Hey, do you mind? 279 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,084 It's real. A century old, at least. And he's right. 280 00:18:30,252 --> 00:18:32,948 - There is a cemetery on the grounds. - Where'd you get that? 281 00:18:33,565 --> 00:18:35,214 It's called a game, pal. 282 00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:37,110 It ain't called "charity." 283 00:18:37,235 --> 00:18:38,545 Give me the map, chuckles. 284 00:18:38,732 --> 00:18:40,763 You're the chuckles... 285 00:18:41,105 --> 00:18:41,971 Chuckles. 286 00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:45,391 Besides, Dean don't listen to nobody. 287 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,518 Dean... cool it. 288 00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:49,140 Dean. 289 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:50,351 What? 290 00:18:50,765 --> 00:18:52,021 They're friggin' annoying. 291 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,442 Look, guys, we all want to find the bones, right? 292 00:18:54,904 --> 00:18:57,570 We just thought it would go faster if we all work together. 293 00:19:00,877 --> 00:19:03,693 We get the Sizzler gift card. 294 00:19:04,407 --> 00:19:06,369 - Fine. - And we get to be Sam and Dean. 295 00:19:08,693 --> 00:19:09,496 Fine. 296 00:19:10,575 --> 00:19:11,259 Yes. 297 00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:15,588 Rufus, Bobby would you hurry it up? 298 00:19:16,628 --> 00:19:17,457 You okay? 299 00:19:17,707 --> 00:19:18,798 I'm trying to be. 300 00:19:19,890 --> 00:19:21,035 So, where were we? 301 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,272 Dr. Ellicott had just zapped your brain. 302 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:25,719 Right. Got it. 303 00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:29,290 Why are we even here, Dean? 304 00:19:29,415 --> 00:19:32,698 Do you just follow in dad's footsteps like a good, little soldier? 305 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,704 Are you that desperate for approval? 306 00:19:34,829 --> 00:19:37,860 - This isn't you talking. - That's the difference between us. 307 00:19:37,985 --> 00:19:40,196 I got a mind of my own. I'm not pathetic. 308 00:19:40,364 --> 00:19:41,786 So, what are you gonna do, Sam? 309 00:19:41,911 --> 00:19:43,255 You gonna kill me? 310 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,425 I am so sick of you telling me what to do! 311 00:19:45,550 --> 00:19:47,453 Oh, you know what? That... that's it. 312 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:48,602 That is it. 313 00:19:48,727 --> 00:19:50,498 What's wrong, Bobby? 314 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,655 I'm not Bobby, okay? 315 00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:56,523 You're not Sam. 316 00:19:56,648 --> 00:19:59,050 You're not Dean! What is wrong with you? 317 00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:02,090 Why in the hell would you choose to be these guys? 318 00:20:02,485 --> 00:20:04,845 Because we're fans, like you. 319 00:20:05,013 --> 00:20:07,883 No. I am not a fan, okay? 320 00:20:08,486 --> 00:20:09,486 Not fans. 321 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:13,270 In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks! 322 00:20:14,856 --> 00:20:16,860 It is not fun, it's not entertaining. 323 00:20:16,985 --> 00:20:18,535 It is a river of crap 324 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,362 that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! 325 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,140 So, listen to me. 326 00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:25,134 Their pain is not for your amusement. 327 00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,493 Do you think they enjoy being treated like... 328 00:20:28,578 --> 00:20:29,536 Circus freaks? 329 00:20:30,450 --> 00:20:32,129 I don't think they care, 330 00:20:32,254 --> 00:20:34,917 because they're fictional characters. 331 00:20:35,283 --> 00:20:36,283 They care. 332 00:20:37,254 --> 00:20:38,304 Believe me. 333 00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:40,068 They care a lot. 334 00:20:47,421 --> 00:20:49,557 He takes the story really seriously. 335 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,085 - Found the four boys. - And here's Leticia Gore. 336 00:21:23,884 --> 00:21:25,096 What are you doing? 337 00:21:27,604 --> 00:21:29,304 We're looking for bones. 338 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:31,849 They gotta be around here. 339 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,476 Generally bones 340 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,129 are in the ground. 341 00:21:38,017 --> 00:21:39,117 I know that. 342 00:21:39,473 --> 00:21:40,523 I'm just... 343 00:21:42,486 --> 00:21:43,686 Wait. Hold on. 344 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,697 - You serious? - Deadly. 345 00:21:47,614 --> 00:21:49,658 We're not really digging up graves. 346 00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:51,493 We're just playing the game, so... 347 00:21:51,661 --> 00:21:54,204 Trust us. You want to win the game, right? 348 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,960 That's not a plastic skeleton. 349 00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:42,836 - That's a skeleton. - You just dug up a real grave. 350 00:22:49,421 --> 00:22:50,427 You are nuts. 351 00:22:50,595 --> 00:22:52,179 You wanted to be hunters. 352 00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:55,181 Hunters aren't real, man. This isn't real. 353 00:22:55,306 --> 00:22:56,334 My God. 354 00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,519 You have seriously lost your grip on this... 355 00:23:00,787 --> 00:23:01,787 What? 356 00:23:02,315 --> 00:23:04,358 Naughty! Naughty! Naughty! 357 00:23:14,842 --> 00:23:15,892 Oh, my God! 358 00:23:16,017 --> 00:23:18,503 Naughty! Naughty! Naughty! 359 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,459 Real enough for you? 360 00:23:59,194 --> 00:24:00,244 That was... 361 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:03,208 - Really... - Awful, right? 362 00:24:03,863 --> 00:24:04,863 Exactly. 363 00:24:09,093 --> 00:24:10,293 Round's on us. 364 00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:12,039 See you. 365 00:24:15,010 --> 00:24:16,722 How did you know how to do all that? 366 00:24:22,644 --> 00:24:24,044 We read the books. 367 00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:33,489 Good luck with the Supernatural books. 368 00:24:34,532 --> 00:24:36,232 And screw you very much. 369 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:40,060 Fans of yours? 370 00:24:41,361 --> 00:24:42,411 I'd say no. 371 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,530 - That's weird. - Definitely. 372 00:24:58,061 --> 00:25:00,311 - Anything? - Every exit's locked. 373 00:25:00,436 --> 00:25:02,473 - Almost like... - Something's keeping us in? 374 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,140 This is bad. 375 00:25:04,265 --> 00:25:05,865 Gee, you think, Sammy? 376 00:25:09,666 --> 00:25:11,956 - Don't go in there! - Get downstairs, okay? 377 00:25:12,081 --> 00:25:13,081 Go. Go! 378 00:25:16,632 --> 00:25:18,032 Why'd you do that? 379 00:25:18,703 --> 00:25:20,160 Why did you send my mommy away? 380 00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:23,038 Because of the high-and-tight she gave you? 381 00:25:24,332 --> 00:25:25,932 How 'bout some thanks? 382 00:25:26,635 --> 00:25:29,753 I'm just saying a little gratitude might be nice once in a while. 383 00:25:29,921 --> 00:25:31,755 My mommy didn't do this to me. 384 00:25:32,352 --> 00:25:33,352 What? 385 00:25:34,142 --> 00:25:35,217 Then, who did? 386 00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:49,662 How original. 387 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:53,033 Supernatural bringing you more creepy children. 388 00:25:53,768 --> 00:25:56,822 - Sigh. - Miss Gore wouldn't let us have fun. 389 00:25:57,128 --> 00:25:59,328 You look nothing like real ghosts. 390 00:26:00,151 --> 00:26:02,411 - Just telling you. - But Miss Gore's gone, 391 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:06,190 And now, we can have all kinds of fun. 392 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:30,390 Well, guys, I guess we're out of time. 393 00:26:31,077 --> 00:26:33,108 Thank you for your incredibly probing 394 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,310 and rigorous questions, 395 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:36,778 Have a good... 396 00:26:39,286 --> 00:26:40,532 What? Holy crap! 397 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,856 You gotta keep everyone safe in here, Chuck. 398 00:26:44,981 --> 00:26:46,839 - This is life-or-death. - For how long? 399 00:26:46,964 --> 00:26:49,625 - As long as it takes. - How am I supposed to do that? 400 00:26:52,268 --> 00:26:53,668 I don't know, man. 401 00:26:54,643 --> 00:26:55,693 Just do it. 402 00:27:02,806 --> 00:27:03,806 Good news. 403 00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:06,845 I got much more to tell you, I guess... 404 00:27:07,644 --> 00:27:08,644 Awesome. 405 00:27:10,144 --> 00:27:12,595 - Buddy, I got work to do. - You wanna see this, trust me. 406 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,332 It's gonna be a hell of a show 407 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:17,083 Here we go, here we go. 408 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,328 Certainly there are a lot of nice witches, too. 409 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,356 What does the future hold for Sam and Dean? 410 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,907 How do you feel about angels? 411 00:27:31,659 --> 00:27:34,586 Let me tell you, they're not as lame as you think. 412 00:27:37,299 --> 00:27:38,214 New theory. 413 00:27:38,383 --> 00:27:40,370 Legends on Leticia are ass-backwards. 414 00:27:41,395 --> 00:27:43,345 Let's say those three orphans 415 00:27:44,139 --> 00:27:47,080 - were playing cowboys and Indians. - Larping as cowboys and Indians. 416 00:27:47,205 --> 00:27:51,199 Whatever... Let's say they scalped Leticia's son and killed him. 417 00:27:51,681 --> 00:27:53,510 Mom catches them in the act, flips out, 418 00:27:53,635 --> 00:27:55,629 slices them and dices herself. 419 00:27:55,754 --> 00:27:58,110 It means we got 3 bloodthirsty brats in the building. 420 00:27:58,278 --> 00:28:00,195 Leticia was keeping them under control. 421 00:28:00,363 --> 00:28:02,893 - Until we took her out. - Smooth move on our part. 422 00:28:03,018 --> 00:28:05,283 We got to go and torch the kids' bones. 423 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:06,750 How? 424 00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:09,371 We're trapped. We don't even have our guns. 425 00:28:09,539 --> 00:28:12,916 The ghosts are running this joint, and they are only scared of one thing. 426 00:28:14,752 --> 00:28:15,752 Exactly. 427 00:28:16,174 --> 00:28:19,548 - You want me to do what? - You're an actress? We want you to act. 428 00:28:20,043 --> 00:28:21,943 I work at Hooters in Toledo. 429 00:28:23,428 --> 00:28:25,721 - You can forget it. - You'll be safe. We promise. 430 00:28:26,441 --> 00:28:27,882 This is really important. 431 00:28:29,435 --> 00:28:30,435 We want to help. 432 00:28:30,684 --> 00:28:32,478 Give her the puppy-dog thing. 433 00:28:32,603 --> 00:28:33,603 Guys, no. 434 00:28:33,941 --> 00:28:36,398 - Why not? - Because this isn't make-believe. 435 00:28:36,566 --> 00:28:38,108 We know, we're not nuts. 436 00:28:38,827 --> 00:28:40,206 We're freakin' terrified. 437 00:28:40,331 --> 00:28:43,331 But if all these people are seriously in trouble, 438 00:28:43,751 --> 00:28:45,657 - we got to do something. - Why? 439 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:46,825 Because... 440 00:28:47,215 --> 00:28:48,744 That's what Sam and Dean would do. 441 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,839 There's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus 442 00:28:55,964 --> 00:28:57,893 for... down there. 443 00:28:59,545 --> 00:29:00,922 You should see a doctor. 444 00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:14,510 I don't want to do this. 445 00:29:16,765 --> 00:29:19,116 I'm right here, sweetheart. I got your back. 446 00:29:19,831 --> 00:29:21,781 Trust me, this is gonna work. 447 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:26,899 Boys! 448 00:29:30,190 --> 00:29:32,953 Come here, this instant! 449 00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:47,677 You come when I call you! 450 00:29:50,685 --> 00:29:52,245 Do you understand me? 451 00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:53,370 Miss Gore? 452 00:29:59,979 --> 00:30:00,979 Push! 453 00:30:06,701 --> 00:30:07,751 You boys... 454 00:30:08,692 --> 00:30:10,880 Have been very naughty. 455 00:30:13,552 --> 00:30:15,252 Now, you open the doors. 456 00:30:15,957 --> 00:30:17,582 Open the doors right now! 457 00:30:22,847 --> 00:30:23,897 Go, go, go! 458 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:30,387 You're very naughty. 459 00:30:30,555 --> 00:30:31,512 You hear me? 460 00:30:33,224 --> 00:30:35,396 Naughty, naughty, naughty. 461 00:31:11,846 --> 00:31:12,846 Run. 462 00:31:29,926 --> 00:31:31,147 Oh, my God. 463 00:31:32,116 --> 00:31:34,768 Supernatural makes digging graves 464 00:31:34,896 --> 00:31:36,046 seem so easy. 465 00:31:39,234 --> 00:31:40,584 It's not, though. 466 00:31:40,709 --> 00:31:41,958 I'm gonna throw up. 467 00:31:44,354 --> 00:31:45,604 No, you're not. 468 00:32:06,516 --> 00:32:07,516 Thanks. 469 00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:13,740 Let's see... What else? 470 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:18,152 I fell in love for the first time at 16. 471 00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:21,019 Lost my virginity, actually. 472 00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:24,834 But then she went around telling everybody it didn't count, so... 473 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:27,783 That's kinda... funny. 474 00:32:29,780 --> 00:32:30,780 Excuse me! 475 00:32:31,229 --> 00:32:32,529 You can't leave. 476 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:33,818 Please, sir. 477 00:32:35,930 --> 00:32:36,930 Don't! 478 00:33:04,991 --> 00:33:06,991 I said no one leaves, damn it! 479 00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:08,816 Somebody salt this door! 480 00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:28,212 How come Dean can always light this stupid thing on the first try? 481 00:33:29,091 --> 00:33:30,692 Come on! 482 00:34:15,802 --> 00:34:17,552 Maybe that guy was right. 483 00:34:18,241 --> 00:34:20,200 We should put these things on a bungee. 484 00:34:34,858 --> 00:34:36,689 And I got to hand it to you, guys. 485 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,116 You really saved our asses back there. 486 00:34:42,222 --> 00:34:43,222 Thanks. 487 00:34:44,796 --> 00:34:46,393 I don't even know your names. 488 00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,437 I'm Barnes, this is Damien. 489 00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:51,412 What's yours? 490 00:34:54,515 --> 00:34:55,515 Dean. 491 00:34:55,991 --> 00:34:57,191 The real Dean. 492 00:35:05,621 --> 00:35:07,497 - Me too! - Get out of here, Dean. 493 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,571 Well, anyway, thanks. 494 00:35:13,811 --> 00:35:14,811 Really. 495 00:35:18,315 --> 00:35:19,709 You're wrong, you know. 496 00:35:21,313 --> 00:35:22,846 - Sorry? - About Supernatural. 497 00:35:23,627 --> 00:35:24,677 No offense, 498 00:35:24,849 --> 00:35:27,392 but I'm not sure you get what the story's about. 499 00:35:29,165 --> 00:35:30,215 Is that so? 500 00:35:31,144 --> 00:35:32,294 In real life, 501 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:35,322 he sells stereo equipment, 502 00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:37,899 I fix copiers. 503 00:35:39,082 --> 00:35:40,332 Our lives suck. 504 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,625 But to be Sam and Dean... 505 00:35:46,838 --> 00:35:48,538 To wake up every morning 506 00:35:48,683 --> 00:35:50,165 and save the world... 507 00:35:51,034 --> 00:35:53,684 To have a brother who would die for you... 508 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,090 Who wouldn't want that? 509 00:36:00,882 --> 00:36:02,482 Maybe you got a point. 510 00:36:07,646 --> 00:36:09,559 You don't make a bad team yourselves. 511 00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:12,487 How do you know each other? 512 00:36:14,015 --> 00:36:15,215 We met online. 513 00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,059 Supernatural chat room. 514 00:36:20,327 --> 00:36:23,448 Must be nice to get out of your parents' basement and make some friends. 515 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,316 We're more than friends. 516 00:36:28,235 --> 00:36:29,485 We're partners. 517 00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:41,299 Howdy, partners. 518 00:36:41,987 --> 00:36:42,987 Howdy. 519 00:36:47,834 --> 00:36:48,934 Look, Sam... 520 00:36:49,284 --> 00:36:50,684 I'm not gonna lie. 521 00:36:51,114 --> 00:36:54,454 We had undeniable chemistry. 522 00:36:56,067 --> 00:36:58,566 But like a monkey on the sun, it was too hot to live. 523 00:37:00,152 --> 00:37:01,402 It can't go on. 524 00:37:02,822 --> 00:37:04,022 Chuck and I... 525 00:37:04,438 --> 00:37:05,938 We found each other. 526 00:37:06,546 --> 00:37:08,296 My yin to his proud yang. 527 00:37:09,594 --> 00:37:12,827 And, well, the heart wants what the heart wants. 528 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,039 I am so, so sorry. 529 00:37:19,105 --> 00:37:20,105 Yeah, Sam. 530 00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:22,265 You know, sorry. 531 00:37:25,289 --> 00:37:26,889 Will you be all right? 532 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,978 Honestly, I don't know. 533 00:37:36,503 --> 00:37:37,720 I'll just have to... 534 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:40,066 To find a way to keep living, 535 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:41,667 I guess. 536 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:43,212 God bless you. 537 00:37:48,598 --> 00:37:50,076 If you wanna publish more books, 538 00:37:50,244 --> 00:37:52,120 I guess that's okay with us. 539 00:37:53,930 --> 00:37:55,915 - Really? - No. We have guns and we'll find you. 540 00:37:58,206 --> 00:37:59,406 No more books. 541 00:38:00,042 --> 00:38:01,045 See you. 542 00:38:03,111 --> 00:38:04,757 Sam! Wait! One more thing! 543 00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:09,166 In chapter 33 of Supernatural: Time is on my side 544 00:38:09,291 --> 00:38:11,973 there was that girl Bela, she was British and a cat burglar. 545 00:38:12,141 --> 00:38:14,335 - I know. - She stole the colt from you, 546 00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,551 and she said she gave it to Lilith, remember? 547 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:19,731 You know she lied? She never really gave it to Lilith. 548 00:38:20,914 --> 00:38:22,650 - What? - Didn't you read the book? 549 00:38:23,566 --> 00:38:25,695 There was this scene where Bela gives the colt 550 00:38:25,863 --> 00:38:28,618 to a demon named Crowley, Lilith's right-hand man. 551 00:38:28,743 --> 00:38:31,093 - I think her lover, too. - Crowley? 552 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,955 - You didn't tell us this before? - I'm sorry. I didn't remember. 553 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,280 I'm not as big of a fan as she is. 554 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:38,916 Becky... 555 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,534 Tell me everything. 556 00:38:52,312 --> 00:38:53,312 You okay? 557 00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:56,430 Yeah, you know. 558 00:38:56,698 --> 00:38:57,918 I think I'm good. 559 00:38:58,043 --> 00:39:00,480 You're not gonna believe it, but I got a lead on the colt. 560 00:39:01,269 --> 00:39:03,274 - What? - Long story. Tell you on the way? 561 00:39:04,225 --> 00:39:05,925 What are we waiting for? 562 00:39:17,642 --> 00:39:20,571 Like a lot of authors, I started writing because of love. 563 00:39:21,257 --> 00:39:24,209 I had a huge crush on Nancy Mckeon, 564 00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:26,422 who played Jo on The facts of life. 565 00:39:26,726 --> 00:39:30,711 I must've written her 40 to 50 letters. She never wrote back. 566 00:39:31,095 --> 00:39:33,442 I don't think the benders made flesh suits 567 00:39:33,567 --> 00:39:35,617 out of all their victims, so... 568 00:39:35,872 --> 00:39:37,433 Maybe just a couple scarves. 569 00:39:37,685 --> 00:39:40,235 Actually, my favorite movie was Beaches. 570 00:39:40,869 --> 00:39:44,065 Hillary and C.C were just... so brave. 571 00:39:45,776 --> 00:39:46,776 So strong. 572 00:39:47,069 --> 00:39:49,607 The way I look at it, it's really not jumping the shark 573 00:39:49,732 --> 00:39:51,864 if you never come back down, you know?